#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 22

steel sentinel Nov 1, 2025, 1:48 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 1, 2025, 1:48 PM

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chrome steeple Nov 1, 2025, 1:49 PM

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unreal moat Nov 1, 2025, 1:53 PM

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jolly swift Nov 1, 2025, 1:58 PM

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tight niche Nov 1, 2025, 2:29 PM

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brave shore Nov 1, 2025, 2:29 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @remote pumice, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @jolly swift, @brisk zephyr, @unreal moat, @chrome steeple, @nova plover, and @tight niche
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@brave shore found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@remote pumice had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

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@steel sentinel thought that @jolly swift was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

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@remote pumice started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @remote pumice died.

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@brave shore woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @brisk zephyr found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @brave shore with bug spray. @brave shore died.

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@tranquil wyvern found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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@chrome steeple somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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@nova plover saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@unreal moat's face was scorched off after @tight niche took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @unreal moat died.

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@chrome steeple was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @chrome steeple died.

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@brisk zephyr used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @brisk zephyr died.

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@nova plover started screaming that the sky was falling! As it turns out, the sky actually was falling, and it fell directly on their head. @nova plover died.

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@steel sentinel built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @jolly swift was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@long vine talked with @steel sentinel about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@tight niche tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @tight niche is now bald.

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@tranquil wyvern thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@long vine summoned the Old One's Army while @tranquil wyvern was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine drank sand for 10 hours. @long vine died.

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@tight niche was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @tight niche's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @brisk zephyr
100 points go to 8th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @brave shore

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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jolly swift Nov 1, 2025, 2:39 PM

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remote pumice Nov 1, 2025, 2:39 PM

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unreal moat Nov 1, 2025, 2:43 PM

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valid atlas Nov 1, 2025, 2:44 PM

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long vine Nov 1, 2025, 2:45 PM

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brisk zephyr Nov 1, 2025, 2:50 PM

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steel sentinel Nov 1, 2025, 2:54 PM

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nova plover Nov 1, 2025, 2:54 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 1, 2025, 3:03 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 1, 2025, 3:03 PM

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unreal moat Nov 1, 2025, 3:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 1, 2025, 3:24 PM

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tight niche Nov 1, 2025, 3:27 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 1, 2025, 3:29 PM

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chrome steeple Nov 1, 2025, 3:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 1, 2025, 3:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @brisk zephyr, @steel sentinel, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @long vine, @valid atlas, and @chrome steeple
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@steel sentinel used a Medusa Head on @nova plover and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @nova plover died.

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@unreal moat watched @tight niche go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @tight niche was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

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@unreal moat was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @chrome steeple tried putting @unreal moat back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @unreal moat died.

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@valid atlas started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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@long vine realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

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@long vine activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @long vine died.

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@valid atlas had a dirty mind. Then @jolly swift sprayed @valid atlas's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @valid atlas died.

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@chrome steeple traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @chrome steeple did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @chrome steeple died.

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@steel sentinel stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @steel sentinel's ego received a small boost.

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@remote pumice tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to assassinate @jolly swift, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

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@carmine cairn desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@jolly swift didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche tried to shoot @brisk zephyr using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @tranquil wyvern's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

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@carmine cairn found some Diamond Ore. @remote pumice quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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The Wall of Flesh told @brisk zephyr that there was something stuck in their teeth. @brisk zephyr checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @brisk zephyr died.

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@tranquil wyvern was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

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@remote pumice tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @remote pumice died.

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@steel sentinel distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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@carmine cairn murdered @tight niche by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

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@carmine cairn got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @brisk zephyr
100 points go to 7th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 8th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 9th place: @valid atlas
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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finite hollow Nov 1, 2025, 3:39 PM

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brisk zephyr Nov 1, 2025, 3:39 PM

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chrome steeple Nov 1, 2025, 3:41 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 1, 2025, 3:43 PM

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unreal moat Nov 1, 2025, 3:51 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 1, 2025, 3:51 PM

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nova plover Nov 1, 2025, 4:12 PM

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jolly swift Nov 1, 2025, 4:26 PM

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remote pumice Nov 1, 2025, 4:27 PM

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tight niche Nov 1, 2025, 4:27 PM

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brazen plaza Nov 1, 2025, 4:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@remote pumice, @brazen plaza, @tranquil wyvern, @jolly swift, @finite hollow, @brisk zephyr, @unreal moat, @chrome steeple, @nova plover, and @tight niche
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The fighting begins again!

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@tranquil wyvern theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

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@unreal moat built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

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@nova plover told @finite hollow to step off their carpet, which they did. @nova plover proceeded to murder @finite hollow, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @finite hollow died.

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@remote pumice built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@unreal moat clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @unreal moat died.

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@chrome steeple was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @chrome steeple died.

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@brisk zephyr started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@tranquil wyvern listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @tranquil wyvern saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

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@brisk zephyr's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @brisk zephyr died.

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@nova plover snuck up behind @jolly swift, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @nova plover decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@nova plover put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @nova plover died.

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@brazen plaza told @tranquil wyvern a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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@jolly swift angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern's face was scorched off after @brazen plaza took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

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@brazen plaza couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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@remote pumice wondered why weapons can't be painted.

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@remote pumice made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @remote pumice died.

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@brazen plaza angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @brazen plaza's floating house. @brazen plaza died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brazen plaza
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @brisk zephyr
100 points go to 8th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @finite hollow

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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remote pumice Nov 1, 2025, 4:38 PM

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brisk zephyr Nov 1, 2025, 4:39 PM

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peak yoke Nov 1, 2025, 4:40 PM

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nova plover Nov 1, 2025, 4:44 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 1, 2025, 4:44 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 1, 2025, 4:44 PM

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unreal moat Nov 1, 2025, 5:00 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 1, 2025, 5:00 PM

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jolly swift Nov 1, 2025, 5:02 PM

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deep shuttle Nov 1, 2025, 5:03 PM

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fleet spoke Nov 1, 2025, 5:08 PM

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finite hollow Nov 1, 2025, 5:11 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 1, 2025, 5:20 PM

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tight niche Nov 1, 2025, 5:29 PM

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thick steppe Nov 1, 2025, 5:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 1, 2025, 5:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @fleet spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @jolly swift, @finite hollow, @brisk zephyr, @thick steppe, @unreal moat, @nova plover, @tight niche, @peak yoke, and @deep shuttle
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@thick steppe crafted @fleet spoke into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @fleet spoke died.

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@remote pumice threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@finite hollow used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @finite hollow died.

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@unreal moat forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @unreal moat died.

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@nova plover drank a Molotov Cocktail. @nova plover died.

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@tight niche literally gaslighted @peak yoke by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @peak yoke died.

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@deep shuttle thought that @carmine cairn was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

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@tranquil wyvern relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

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@thick steppe saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@brisk zephyr was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @brisk zephyr died.

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@tight niche's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @tight niche! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

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@carmine cairn took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

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@deep shuttle tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @deep shuttle died.

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@thick steppe didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @thick steppe died.

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@remote pumice wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @remote pumice died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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@tranquil wyvern is hvinga stroker n. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche cut a specific wire in @jolly swift's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 7th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @brisk zephyr
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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fleet spoke Nov 1, 2025, 5:38 PM

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tidal bane Nov 1, 2025, 5:39 PM

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brisk zephyr Nov 1, 2025, 5:40 PM

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remote pumice Nov 1, 2025, 5:40 PM

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deep shuttle Nov 1, 2025, 5:42 PM

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amber ermine Nov 1, 2025, 5:43 PM

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tranquil wyvern Nov 1, 2025, 5:50 PM

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oak temple Nov 1, 2025, 5:52 PM

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finite hollow Nov 1, 2025, 6:08 PM

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steel sentinel Nov 1, 2025, 6:09 PM

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jolly swift Nov 1, 2025, 6:21 PM

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glacial totem Nov 1, 2025, 6:21 PM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @fleet spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @oak temple, @jolly swift, @glacial totem, @finite hollow, @brisk zephyr, @thick steppe, @tidal bane, @tight niche, @deep shuttle, and @amber ermine
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@oak temple created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

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@fleet spoke tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @tight niche demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @fleet spoke by two. @fleet spoke died.

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@amber ermine began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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@oak temple decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @oak temple died.

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@finite hollow decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @finite hollow died.

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@brisk zephyr's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @brisk zephyr died.

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@jolly swift wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

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@deep shuttle was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @deep shuttle died.

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@steel sentinel claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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@tidal bane caused @carmine cairn to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

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@carmine cairn wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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@tight niche tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

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@amber ermine wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @amber ermine's head. @amber ermine died.

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@steel sentinel found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@jolly swift opened the front door and saw @glacial totem trying to murder the Guide. @jolly swift slowly closed the door and walked away.

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After eating supper together, @tranquil wyvern betrayed @thick steppe in exchange for 30 silver coins. @thick steppe died.

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@carmine cairn was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @tranquil wyvern stopped them in time.

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@tight niche was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

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@jolly swift descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

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@tidal bane decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

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@tranquil wyvern took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

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@glacial totem couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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@remote pumice accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @remote pumice died.

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Congratulations, @jolly swift! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @jolly swift died.

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@tidal bane accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @tidal bane died.

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@carmine cairn snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

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@tight niche pranked @carmine cairn by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

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@glacial totem had a dirty mind. Then @steel sentinel sprayed @glacial totem's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @glacial totem died.

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The sun burnt @steel sentinel into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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@tight niche wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@carmine cairn picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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@tight niche, @carmine cairn, and @steel sentinel formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

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@steel sentinel and @carmine cairn played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

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@tight niche started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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@steel sentinel tried to use forbidden magic to erase @carmine cairn from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @carmine cairn die, so nothing actually happened.

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@steel sentinel found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 5th place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 8th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 9th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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There are 17 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @warped osprey, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @idle pike, @jolly swift, @glacial totem, @serene rune, @finite hollow, @brisk zephyr, @thick steppe, @tidal bane, @raw moss, @grizzled tusk, @nova plover, and @amber ermine
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@warped osprey practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @warped osprey died.

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@sweet fractal tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @sweet fractal died.

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@amber ermine painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@thick steppe drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

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@glacial totem was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @glacial totem died.

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@serene rune tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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@finite hollow started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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@tranquil wyvern started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

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@brisk zephyr disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@raw moss dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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@jolly swift became convinced that @grizzled tusk was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @grizzled tusk, who was left very confused (and wet).

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@serene rune was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @serene rune died.

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@steel sentinel invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@tidal bane built a floating city and named it "England".

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@finite hollow managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @finite hollow found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @finite hollow died.

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@steel sentinel used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@grizzled tusk wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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@nova plover hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @nova plover could pull it to shore.

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@thick steppe found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @thick steppe died.

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@nova plover was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @nova plover died.

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@amber ermine accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @amber ermine died.

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@carmine cairn tried to attack @tidal bane with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@brisk zephyr picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @brisk zephyr died.

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@raw moss escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

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@tranquil wyvern drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

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@tidal bane hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @tidal bane died.

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@grizzled tusk tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @grizzled tusk died.

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@jolly swift found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@carmine cairn obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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Can the ~~writers~~ stop using formatting in their ~~scenes~~?" @raw moss begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@raw moss spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@raw moss’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@raw moss went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

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@carmine cairn drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@idle pike stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @idle pike's ego received a small boost.

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@steel sentinel walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@jolly swift drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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@tranquil wyvern did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @jolly swift, who happened to be watching. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @tranquil wyvern red. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss and @steel sentinel played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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@raw moss tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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@carmine cairn tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

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@idle pike used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @idle pike died.

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@carmine cairn filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@carmine cairn tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

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@steel sentinel found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

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@steel sentinel was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @idle pike
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @grizzled tusk
100 points go to 8th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 9th place: @brisk zephyr
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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amber ermine Nov 1, 2025, 7:58 PM

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steel sentinel Nov 1, 2025, 8:07 PM

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jolly swift Nov 1, 2025, 8:09 PM

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proud lava Nov 1, 2025, 8:11 PM

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brisk zephyr Nov 1, 2025, 8:19 PM

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tidal bane Nov 1, 2025, 8:29 PM

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silk schooner Nov 1, 2025, 8:29 PM

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thick steppe Nov 1, 2025, 8:30 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 1, 2025, 8:30 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @warped osprey, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @jolly swift, @proud lava, @brisk zephyr, @thick steppe, @tidal bane, @raw moss, @silk schooner, and @amber ermine
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@tidal bane tried to set up a campfire, but @remote pumice drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

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@jolly swift became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

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@thick steppe tried attacking @proud lava, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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@brisk zephyr slammed @warped osprey into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @warped osprey died.

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While in the Underground Jungle, @proud lava used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @proud lava died.

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@carmine cairn opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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@tidal bane explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @tidal bane died.

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@amber ermine was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @amber ermine died.

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@thick steppe tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @thick steppe died.

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@brisk zephyr tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

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@brisk zephyr went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @brisk zephyr died.

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@steel sentinel tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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@carmine cairn kept talking, but stopped after @remote pumice held up their hand. @remote pumice demonstrated the power of the Force.

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@silk schooner spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @silk schooner died.

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@raw moss was cornered by @carmine cairn, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

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@jolly swift, @remote pumice, and @steel sentinel raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

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@carmine cairn shot their Xenopopper to the left of @tranquil wyvern just to scare them. @tranquil wyvern heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @tranquil wyvern died.

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Poor @remote pumice. @remote pumice keeps getting pinged over and over again. @remote pumice is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @remote pumice. @remote pumice. @remote pumice.

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@jolly swift drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@steel sentinel overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@raw moss started blocking @jolly swift's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

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@remote pumice swung a Yellow Phasesaber at @steel sentinel, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@carmine cairn had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

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@jolly swift constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

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@remote pumice made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

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@carmine cairn hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

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@raw moss sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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@steel sentinel saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @jolly swift instead. @jolly swift died.

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@raw moss used a Laser Drill to literally bore @remote pumice to death. @remote pumice died.

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@raw moss ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel walked up to @carmine cairn and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @steel sentinel, that kills people! @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @silk schooner
100 points go to 8th place: @brisk zephyr
100 points go to 9th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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brave shore Nov 1, 2025, 8:52 PM

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steel sentinel Nov 1, 2025, 9:17 PM

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remote pumice Nov 1, 2025, 9:19 PM

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raw moss Nov 1, 2025, 9:20 PM

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brave shore Nov 1, 2025, 9:30 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @remote pumice, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @brave shore, @finite hollow, @brisk zephyr, @thick steppe, @chrome steeple, @tidal bane, @raw moss, @silk schooner, @grizzled tusk, and @dusky elbow
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@silk schooner huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

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@finite hollow modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@tidal bane started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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@finite hollow stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @finite hollow died.

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@chrome steeple went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @chrome steeple died.

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@remote pumice was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @remote pumice dried.

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@brave shore wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

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@brisk zephyr made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

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@carmine cairn killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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@dusky elbow spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @dusky elbow died.

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@thick steppe threw a Stink Potion at @sweet fractal. @sweet fractal threw a Toxic Flask right back. @thick steppe died.

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@raw moss summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@remote pumice woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

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@remote pumice was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @remote pumice died.

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@brisk zephyr challenged @silk schooner to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @silk schooner's turn to win. @brisk zephyr died.

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@tidal bane spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @tidal bane died.

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@carmine cairn solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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While examining a strange emblem, @grizzled tusk accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @grizzled tusk died.

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@raw moss tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

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@raw moss attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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@steel sentinel heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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@sweet fractal accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi

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@carmine cairn tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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@silk schooner found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

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Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @brave shore. Queen Bee died.

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@silk schooner always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @silk schooner died.

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@sweet fractal tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @sweet fractal died.

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@raw moss's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

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@steel sentinel was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

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@brave shore managed to kill @carmine cairn by doing absolutely nothing. @carmine cairn died.

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@brave shore got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 6th place: @silk schooner
100 points go to 7th place: @grizzled tusk
100 points go to 8th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 9th place: @brisk zephyr
100 points go to 10th place: @remote pumice

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glacial totem Nov 1, 2025, 9:40 PM

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chrome steeple Nov 1, 2025, 9:42 PM

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main python Nov 1, 2025, 9:51 PM

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brave shore Nov 1, 2025, 10:03 PM

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remote pumice Nov 1, 2025, 10:13 PM

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daring cove Nov 1, 2025, 10:16 PM

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finite hollow Nov 1, 2025, 10:18 PM

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steel sentinel Nov 1, 2025, 10:20 PM

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carmine cairn Nov 1, 2025, 10:20 PM

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long vine Nov 1, 2025, 10:28 PM

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visual oyster Nov 1, 2025, 10:28 PM

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tidal bane Nov 1, 2025, 10:28 PM

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brave shore Nov 1, 2025, 10:30 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@brisk zephyr, @steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @main python, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @long vine, @brave shore, @daring cove, @tidal bane, @visual oyster, @finite hollow, and @chrome steeple
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@main python got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @main python died.

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@glacial totem followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @glacial totem discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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@daring cove used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @daring cove died.

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@visual oyster was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @visual oyster died.

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@finite hollow sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @finite hollow died.

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@remote pumice wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

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@chrome steeple tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

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@chrome steeple realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @chrome steeple died.

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@tidal bane equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @carmine cairn chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @tidal bane's shattered corpse. @tidal bane died.

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@brave shore multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@raw moss looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

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@brisk zephyr tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @brisk zephyr's brains. @brisk zephyr died.

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@steel sentinel tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @steel sentinel is now bald.

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@steel sentinel made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @steel sentinel died.

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@remote pumice adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @long vine wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @remote pumice all of their willpower not to explain it.

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@remote pumice told @brave shore that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @brave shore took those words literally and peeled @remote pumice. @remote pumice died.

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@raw moss was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

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@long vine tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @long vine died.

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@brave shore built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@raw moss crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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@brave shore tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

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@carmine cairn knocked furiously on @raw moss's door while holding an axe. @raw moss shouted, "Who's there?"

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @brave shore farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

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@raw moss invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

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@carmine cairn constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @raw moss by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @carmine cairn's positioning was a bit off. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 7th place: @brisk zephyr
100 points go to 8th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 9th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 10th place: @finite hollow

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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brisk zephyr Nov 1, 2025, 10:39 PM

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long vine Nov 1, 2025, 10:44 PM

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chrome steeple Nov 1, 2025, 10:45 PM

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steel sentinel Nov 1, 2025, 10:58 PM

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visual oyster Nov 1, 2025, 10:59 PM

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glacial totem Nov 1, 2025, 11:11 PM

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raw moss Nov 1, 2025, 11:13 PM

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tidal bane Nov 1, 2025, 11:18 PM

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turbid skiff Nov 1, 2025, 11:30 PM

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loud crest Nov 1, 2025, 11:30 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@brisk zephyr, @steel sentinel, @loud crest, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @turbid skiff, @long vine, @tidal bane, @visual oyster, and @chrome steeple
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@loud crest decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @loud crest died.

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@tidal bane built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

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@brisk zephyr was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @glacial totem's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @glacial totem died.

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@tidal bane played rock-paper-scissors with @visual oyster. @tidal bane played paper. @visual oyster played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @tidal bane was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @tidal bane died.

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Low on health, @visual oyster hid from @long vine by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @visual oyster died.

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Pirates are approaching from the west! @brisk zephyr wondered why they never came from the north, though.

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@long vine soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @long vine dyed.

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@chrome steeple chewed some gum. It made @chrome steeple feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @chrome steeple died.

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@brisk zephyr caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @brisk zephyr died.

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@turbid skiff thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

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@steel sentinel saw @long vine trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @steel sentinel is calling the police!

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@raw moss used an Inferno Fork to eat. @turbid skiff thought they didn't notice, but @raw moss just really likes spicy food.

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@raw moss fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @steel sentinel, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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@turbid skiff wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @turbid skiff died.

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@long vine accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @raw moss was watching. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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@raw moss was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 5th place: @brisk zephyr
150 points go to 6th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 7th place: @visual oyster
100 points go to 8th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @loud crest

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remote pumice Nov 1, 2025, 11:38 PM

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long vine Nov 1, 2025, 11:40 PM

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daring cove Nov 1, 2025, 11:46 PM

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raw moss Nov 1, 2025, 11:49 PM

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median night Nov 1, 2025, 11:54 PM

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brisk zephyr Nov 1, 2025, 11:57 PM

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loud crest Nov 1, 2025, 11:57 PM

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silk schooner Nov 2, 2025, 12:01 AM

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visual oyster Nov 2, 2025, 12:09 AM

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tidal bane Nov 2, 2025, 12:09 AM

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potent talon Nov 2, 2025, 12:10 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 2, 2025, 12:10 AM

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brave shore Nov 2, 2025, 12:29 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@brisk zephyr, @loud crest, @sacred grove, @raw moss, @median night, @silk schooner, @remote pumice, @potent talon, @deep shuttle, @long vine, @brave shore, @tidal bane, @daring cove, and @visual oyster
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@loud crest ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @loud crest's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @loud crest died.

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@median night used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @median night died.

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@potent talon was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @potent talon died.

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@brave shore tried to destroy @raw moss by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@remote pumice let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@deep shuttle emerged from a tree stump and scolded @brisk zephyr for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @brisk zephyr was still holding an axe. @deep shuttle died.

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@daring cove came out of @sacred grove's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@tidal bane marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

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@raw moss decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

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@silk schooner put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

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@daring cove tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @daring cove died.

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@visual oyster tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @visual oyster died.

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@brisk zephyr felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @brave shore took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@brisk zephyr sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @brisk zephyr died.

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@tidal bane rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @tidal bane died.

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@remote pumice hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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@sacred grove and @silk schooner fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @sacred grove won by breaking @silk schooner's spine. @silk schooner died.

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@brave shore wrote @sacred grove's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @sacred grove died.

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@remote pumice used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

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@remote pumice tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @remote pumice died.

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@brave shore got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @brave shore died.

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@long vine hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @sacred grove
150 points go to 6th place: @silk schooner
100 points go to 7th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 8th place: @brisk zephyr
100 points go to 9th place: @visual oyster
100 points go to 10th place: @daring cove

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Nov 2, 2025, 12:38 AM

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raw moss Nov 2, 2025, 12:40 AM

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honest oak Nov 2, 2025, 1:30 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@honest oak, @remote pumice, @rancid dragon, @long vine, @brave shore, @glacial totem, @unreal moat, @daring cove, @tidal bane, @raw moss, @silk schooner, @visual oyster, @nova plover, and @dusky elbow
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@remote pumice drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @remote pumice died.

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@dusky elbow planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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While sitting on a bench together with @daring cove, @rancid dragon leaned away and farted.

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@honest oak started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@nova plover found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@silk schooner got tired of @rancid dragon trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @rancid dragon at a Sawmill. @rancid dragon died.

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@unreal moat took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @unreal moat died.

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@tidal bane summoned the Old One's Army while @daring cove was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @daring cove died.

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@visual oyster finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @visual oyster died.

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@nova plover turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @nova plover died.

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@dusky elbow called @glacial totem a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @dusky elbow died.

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@raw moss has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @raw moss woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

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@silk schooner found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

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@tidal bane was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@long vine took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @honest oak. @honest oak died.

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After partying all night, @tidal bane was shot by @brave shore in a swimming pool. @tidal bane died.

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@silk schooner tried to deal a finishing blow to @glacial totem, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

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@raw moss was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@long vine ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

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@brave shore drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

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@silk schooner contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @silk schooner died.

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@glacial totem asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

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@long vine successfully snuck into @glacial totem's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @long vine died.

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@raw moss fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @raw moss died.

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@brave shore damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@glacial totem accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @glacial totem.

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@brave shore reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @glacial totem!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @glacial totem
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @silk schooner
150 points go to 6th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 7th place: @honest oak
100 points go to 8th place: @dusky elbow
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @visual oyster

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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rancid dragon Nov 2, 2025, 2:16 AM

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nova plover Nov 2, 2025, 2:17 AM

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glacial totem Nov 2, 2025, 2:22 AM

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long vine Nov 2, 2025, 2:26 AM

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deep shuttle Nov 2, 2025, 2:56 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 2, 2025, 2:56 AM

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sick vessel Nov 2, 2025, 3:03 AM

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unreal moat Nov 2, 2025, 3:10 AM

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cosmic cosmos Nov 2, 2025, 3:15 AM

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fiery belfry Nov 2, 2025, 3:26 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@rancid dragon, @long vine, @brave shore, @sick vessel, @cosmic cosmos, @fiery belfry, @glacial totem, @unreal moat, @tidal bane, @raw moss, @potent talon, @nova plover, and @deep shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@potent talon tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@glacial totem threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @rancid dragon would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @rancid dragon died.

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@long vine literally can't even. @long vine died.

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@deep shuttle searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@sick vessel tried to get @cosmic cosmos to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @sick vessel died.

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@tidal bane wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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@cosmic cosmos played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @cosmic cosmos. @cosmic cosmos died.

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@unreal moat tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @unreal moat died.

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@tidal bane and @brave shore had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @nova plover sped up the process by stabbing @tidal bane. @tidal bane died.

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@fiery belfry drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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@potent talon was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @potent talon died.

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@nova plover bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @nova plover was blown to smithereens. @nova plover died.

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@brave shore flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @glacial totem when the world was flipped.

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@deep shuttle built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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@fiery belfry tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@raw moss wanted to start a band, and recruited @deep shuttle as their keyboard player. @deep shuttle showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@fiery belfry was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @fiery belfry died.

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@brave shore tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

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@glacial totem wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @deep shuttle into an apple. @deep shuttle died.

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Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @brave shore spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

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@glacial totem found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @glacial totem died.

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Santa Claus asked @brave shore what they wanted for Christmas. @brave shore replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

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After an intense fight, @raw moss was beaten by @brave shore in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @brave shore told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

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@raw moss thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 8th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @cosmic cosmos

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Nov 2, 2025, 3:39 AM

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bb!register

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nova plover Nov 2, 2025, 3:42 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 2, 2025, 3:42 AM

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long vine Nov 2, 2025, 4:05 AM

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bb!register

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dusky elbow Nov 2, 2025, 4:06 AM

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bb!register

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tranquil wyvern Nov 2, 2025, 4:11 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 2, 2025, 4:11 AM

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deep shuttle Nov 2, 2025, 4:16 AM

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bb!register

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glacial totem Nov 2, 2025, 4:18 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 2, 2025, 4:18 AM

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rancid dragon Nov 2, 2025, 4:22 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 2, 2025, 4:22 AM

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opaque pine Nov 2, 2025, 4:23 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 2, 2025, 4:23 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 2, 2025, 4:23 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 2, 2025, 4:23 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Nov 2, 2025, 4:26 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 2, 2025, 4:26 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @rancid dragon, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @glacial totem, @opaque pine, @raw moss, @nova plover, @deep shuttle, and @dusky elbow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@tranquil wyvern set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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@glacial totem and @brave shore found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@long vine found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

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@opaque pine vaporized @rancid dragon with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @rancid dragon died.

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@brave shore clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @brave shore died.

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You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

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@nova plover placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Candy Corn Rifle.

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@glacial totem donated all of their organs to those in need. @glacial totem died.

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@dusky elbow thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@nova plover unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @nova plover died.

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@long vine learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @deep shuttle found out that @long vine meant "killer" in the literal sense. @deep shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn and @dusky elbow got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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@dusky elbow gave @long vine a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @long vine gave @dusky elbow a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @dusky elbow died.

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@opaque pine tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @opaque pine died.

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@tranquil wyvern used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@tranquil wyvern started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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@raw moss forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @raw moss died.

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@long vine saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @opaque pine
150 points go to 6th place: @dusky elbow
100 points go to 7th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @brave shore

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Nov 2, 2025, 4:38 AM

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bb!register

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raw moss Nov 2, 2025, 4:45 AM

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bb!register

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peak yoke Nov 2, 2025, 4:55 AM

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bb!register

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near mortar Nov 2, 2025, 4:58 AM

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bb!register

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hexed fiber Nov 2, 2025, 5:04 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 2, 2025, 5:04 AM

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nova plover Nov 2, 2025, 5:08 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 2, 2025, 5:08 AM

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unreal moat Nov 2, 2025, 5:11 AM

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bb!register

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fiery belfry Nov 2, 2025, 5:23 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 2, 2025, 5:23 AM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Nov 2, 2025, 5:26 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 2, 2025, 5:26 AM

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tight niche Nov 2, 2025, 5:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 2, 2025, 5:30 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@hexed fiber, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @raw moss, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @fiery belfry, and @long vine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@raw moss pickpocketed @nova plover, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@carmine cairn invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@hexed fiber underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

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@unreal moat drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

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@nova plover entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @nova plover died.

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@near mortar ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @near mortar died.

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@fiery belfry desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@unreal moat challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @unreal moat died.

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After years of research, @peak yoke found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @peak yoke died.

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@fiery belfry practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @raw moss and @tight niche got their chainsaws ready.

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@hexed fiber decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @hexed fiber died.

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@raw moss tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Titanium Sword instead of a Bug Net.

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@carmine cairn ripped @fiery belfry's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @fiery belfry. @fiery belfry died.

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@tight niche painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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@carmine cairn spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @long vine. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

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@tight niche popped @long vine by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @long vine died.

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@raw moss got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

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@tight niche started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

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@raw moss fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @hexed fiber
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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nova plover Nov 2, 2025, 5:39 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 2, 2025, 5:39 AM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Nov 2, 2025, 5:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 2, 2025, 5:40 AM

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proud lava Nov 2, 2025, 5:45 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 2, 2025, 5:45 AM

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unreal moat Nov 2, 2025, 5:45 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 2, 2025, 5:45 AM

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raw moss Nov 2, 2025, 5:50 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 2, 2025, 5:50 AM

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modern plover Nov 2, 2025, 5:51 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 2, 2025, 5:51 AM

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near mortar Nov 2, 2025, 6:11 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 2, 2025, 6:11 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 2, 2025, 6:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 2, 2025, 6:25 AM

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candid imp Nov 2, 2025, 6:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 2, 2025, 6:27 AM

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true lynx Nov 2, 2025, 6:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 2, 2025, 6:28 AM

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brave shore Nov 2, 2025, 6:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 2, 2025, 6:28 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

hexed fiber Nov 2, 2025, 6:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 2, 2025, 6:29 AM

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@hexed fiber, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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tight niche Nov 2, 2025, 6:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 2, 2025, 6:30 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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There are 13 players remaining.
@hexed fiber, @proud lava, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @raw moss, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @modern plover, @true lynx, @candid imp, @long vine, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@near mortar tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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@brave shore will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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@proud lava swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @proud lava died.

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@nova plover likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @nova plover probably liked trains a bit too much. @nova plover died.

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@near mortar tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @near mortar died.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @tight niche randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@unreal moat was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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@unreal moat's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @candid imp and @raw moss's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @unreal moat died.

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@hexed fiber trapped @raw moss in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

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@modern plover was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @modern plover died.

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@true lynx befriended @brave shore by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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@candid imp went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

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@carmine cairn and @tight niche played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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@tight niche found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

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@candid imp preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@raw moss teleported behind @true lynx using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @true lynx died.

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@candid imp sniped @long vine with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @candid imp, it was opposite day. @candid imp died.

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@hexed fiber tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

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@long vine felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @raw moss setting explosives beneath them. @long vine died.

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@tight niche laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

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@hexed fiber kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @carmine cairn had had enough, so they scooped @hexed fiber to death with an ice cream spoon. @hexed fiber died.

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@tight niche tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

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@carmine cairn accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

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@brave shore looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn modified @tight niche's Gold Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @tight niche was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss tried to kill @carmine cairn with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @raw moss was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed fiber
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @candid imp
100 points go to 8th place: @true lynx
100 points go to 9th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

unreal moat Nov 2, 2025, 6:53 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 2, 2025, 6:53 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Nov 2, 2025, 6:56 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 2, 2025, 6:56 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Nov 2, 2025, 7:18 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 2, 2025, 7:18 AM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Nov 2, 2025, 7:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 2, 2025, 7:20 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Nov 2, 2025, 7:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 2, 2025, 7:20 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

modern plover Nov 2, 2025, 7:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 2, 2025, 7:21 AM

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@modern plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

safe bramble Nov 2, 2025, 7:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 2, 2025, 7:21 AM

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@safe bramble, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

real gale Nov 2, 2025, 7:24 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 2, 2025, 7:24 AM

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@real gale, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Nov 2, 2025, 7:26 AM

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tight niche bb!register

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 2, 2025, 7:26 AM

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@raw moss, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Nov 2, 2025, 7:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 2, 2025, 7:28 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Nov 2, 2025, 7:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 2, 2025, 7:28 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

serene rune Nov 2, 2025, 7:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 2, 2025, 7:29 AM

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@serene rune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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