#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 21

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 7:35 PM

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@carmine cairn wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

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@sweet fractal fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @sweet fractal died.

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@remote pumice found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

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@carmine cairn and @remote pumice engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @remote pumice blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @remote pumice died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @remote pumice
250 points go to 3rd place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 4th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @tight niche
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @loud crest
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

muted cradle Oct 31, 2025, 7:37 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 7:37 PM

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dreamy dagger Oct 31, 2025, 7:37 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 7:37 PM

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raw moss Oct 31, 2025, 7:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 7:38 PM

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jolly swift Oct 31, 2025, 7:41 PM

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peak yoke Oct 31, 2025, 7:44 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 7:44 PM

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wide prism Oct 31, 2025, 7:53 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 7:53 PM

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brisk zephyr Oct 31, 2025, 7:55 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 7:55 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 31, 2025, 8:02 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 8:02 PM

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steel sentinel Oct 31, 2025, 8:02 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 8:02 PM

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hearty nexus Oct 31, 2025, 8:09 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 8:09 PM

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remote pumice Oct 31, 2025, 8:15 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 8:15 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 31, 2025, 8:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 8:20 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@brisk zephyr, @tranquil wyvern, @dreamy dagger, @steel sentinel, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @muted cradle, @carmine cairn, @sweet fractal, @hearty nexus, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @peak yoke, and @wide prism
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@sweet fractal tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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@tight niche consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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@peak yoke started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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@muted cradle was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @muted cradle died.

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@peak yoke touched @jolly swift's gun without permission. @peak yoke died.

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@raw moss tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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@wide prism was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @wide prism died.

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@hearty nexus hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @hearty nexus died.

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@steel sentinel fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@remote pumice and @brisk zephyr had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

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@carmine cairn wondered what Obama's last name is.

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@dreamy dagger realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @dreamy dagger died.

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@jolly swift thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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@tight niche tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@jolly swift stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

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@steel sentinel ripped @brisk zephyr's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @brisk zephyr. @brisk zephyr died.

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@remote pumice was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@steel sentinel tied up @raw moss and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @raw moss to die. However, @raw moss managed to escape from their bonds.

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@sweet fractal was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @sweet fractal died.

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@tranquil wyvern used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@remote pumice emerged from a tree stump and scolded @carmine cairn for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @carmine cairn was still holding an axe. @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @raw moss and @carmine cairn got their chainsaws ready.

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@carmine cairn wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

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@raw moss threw a Stink Potion at @steel sentinel. @steel sentinel threw a Toxic Flask right back. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn tried to set up a campfire, but @steel sentinel drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

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@steel sentinel made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 8th place: @brisk zephyr
100 points go to 9th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 10th place: @dreamy dagger

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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brisk zephyr Oct 31, 2025, 8:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 8:39 PM

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hearty nexus Oct 31, 2025, 8:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 8:40 PM

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raw moss Oct 31, 2025, 8:46 PM

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remote pumice Oct 31, 2025, 8:48 PM

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exotic saddle Oct 31, 2025, 9:00 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 9:00 PM

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main python Oct 31, 2025, 9:02 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 9:02 PM

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nova plover Oct 31, 2025, 9:02 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 9:02 PM

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earnest apex Oct 31, 2025, 9:07 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 9:07 PM

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steel sentinel Oct 31, 2025, 9:09 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 9:09 PM

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jolly swift Oct 31, 2025, 9:10 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 9:10 PM

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silk schooner Oct 31, 2025, 9:11 PM

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tidal bane Oct 31, 2025, 9:21 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 9:21 PM

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next hemlock Oct 31, 2025, 9:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 9:24 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 31, 2025, 9:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 9:26 PM

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tight niche Oct 31, 2025, 9:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 9:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 16 players remaining.
@main python, @steel sentinel, @next hemlock, @remote pumice, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @exotic saddle, @jolly swift, @brisk zephyr, @hearty nexus, @tidal bane, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @silk schooner, @nova plover, and @tight niche
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@main python started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @main python died.

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@silk schooner tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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@carmine cairn tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

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@remote pumice found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

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@brisk zephyr used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @brisk zephyr then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@raw moss couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@hearty nexus tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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@nova plover wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@tight niche wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

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@sweet fractal sang a song to try to impress @exotic saddle, @jolly swift, and @steel sentinel. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

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@tidal bane became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

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@earnest apex and @nova plover had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@brisk zephyr did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @sweet fractal, who happened to be watching. @sweet fractal died.

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@jolly swift tried to deal a finishing blow to @steel sentinel, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

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@next hemlock put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@raw moss was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @tidal bane caught them in time.

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@exotic saddle tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @exotic saddle died.

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@silk schooner got tired of @tidal bane constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @tidal bane died.

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The Demolitionist told @earnest apex that it was a good day to die. @earnest apex thought so too. @earnest apex died.

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@nova plover started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @nova plover suddenly didn't feel so good. @nova plover died.

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@jolly swift looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @jolly swift died.

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@silk schooner overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@tight niche ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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@raw moss compressed @hearty nexus until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @hearty nexus died.

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@remote pumice had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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@silk schooner tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @next hemlock in disguise. @silk schooner died.

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@brisk zephyr was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @carmine cairn's Star Cannon. @brisk zephyr died.

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@tight niche made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@steel sentinel and @raw moss swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@next hemlock equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @carmine cairn chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @next hemlock's shattered corpse. @next hemlock died.

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@steel sentinel tried to kill @raw moss by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

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@tight niche used the Rod of Discord and found themselves naked, bald, and trapped inside a Bee Hive.

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@remote pumice tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

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@remote pumice summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @remote pumice died.

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@raw moss pointed a Shotgun at @carmine cairn and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @raw moss looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @raw moss died.

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Someone let the dogs out! @carmine cairn tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche drank a Molotov Cocktail. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @next hemlock
100 points go to 7th place: @brisk zephyr
100 points go to 8th place: @silk schooner
100 points go to 9th place: @hearty nexus
100 points go to 10th place: @jolly swift

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

brisk zephyr Oct 31, 2025, 9:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 9:40 PM

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next hemlock Oct 31, 2025, 9:40 PM

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remote pumice Oct 31, 2025, 9:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 9:41 PM

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wide prism Oct 31, 2025, 9:51 PM

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exotic saddle Oct 31, 2025, 9:52 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 9:52 PM

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loud crest Oct 31, 2025, 9:56 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 9:56 PM

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main python Oct 31, 2025, 9:56 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 9:56 PM

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raw moss Oct 31, 2025, 10:00 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 10:00 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 31, 2025, 10:22 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 10:22 PM

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chrome steeple Oct 31, 2025, 10:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 10:23 PM

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tight niche Oct 31, 2025, 10:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 10:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@main python, @next hemlock, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @exotic saddle, @brisk zephyr, @chrome steeple, @wide prism, @raw moss, @tight niche, and @loud crest
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@main python played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @main python died.

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@exotic saddle was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @exotic saddle died.

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@carmine cairn ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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@next hemlock spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@chrome steeple fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @chrome steeple died.

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@loud crest slammed @wide prism into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @wide prism died.

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@loud crest drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @loud crest died.

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Pirates are approaching from the west! @next hemlock wondered why they never came from the north, though.

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@carmine cairn invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@tight niche recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@remote pumice spiced up @brisk zephyr's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @brisk zephyr died.

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@remote pumice thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @remote pumice died.

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@next hemlock was shot in the heart by an arrow, but instead of falling over dead, they fell in love with a nearby Werewolf, which basically amounts to the same thing. @next hemlock died.

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@carmine cairn stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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@tight niche gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @brisk zephyr
100 points go to 7th place: @loud crest
100 points go to 8th place: @wide prism
100 points go to 9th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

chrome steeple Oct 31, 2025, 10:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 10:38 PM

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raw moss Oct 31, 2025, 10:38 PM

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sacred grove Oct 31, 2025, 10:39 PM

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brisk zephyr Oct 31, 2025, 10:44 PM

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loud crest Oct 31, 2025, 10:45 PM

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remote pumice Oct 31, 2025, 10:58 PM

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main python Oct 31, 2025, 10:59 PM

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glacial totem Oct 31, 2025, 11:06 PM

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turbid skiff Oct 31, 2025, 11:22 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 31, 2025, 11:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 11:25 PM

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nova plover Oct 31, 2025, 11:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 11:26 PM

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hardy saffron Oct 31, 2025, 11:26 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 11:26 PM

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tight niche Oct 31, 2025, 11:28 PM

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@main python, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @turbid skiff, @sacred grove, @glacial totem, @brisk zephyr, @hardy saffron, @chrome steeple, @raw moss, @nova plover, @tight niche, and @loud crest
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@glacial totem zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@turbid skiff started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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@main python fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @main python died.

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@sacred grove stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @sacred grove died.

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@remote pumice found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@glacial totem literally can't even. @glacial totem died.

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@nova plover tried hacking into @loud crest's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @loud crest's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

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@hardy saffron was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @hardy saffron died.

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Santa Claus asked @brisk zephyr what they wanted for Christmas. @brisk zephyr replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

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@chrome steeple was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @chrome steeple died.

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@nova plover tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @nova plover died.

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@loud crest was looking kind of dumb after @remote pumice's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @loud crest died.

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@turbid skiff found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

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@brisk zephyr stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

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@carmine cairn discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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@brisk zephyr tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @brisk zephyr died.

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@turbid skiff put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@turbid skiff died.

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@carmine cairn took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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@remote pumice invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

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@tight niche saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

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@raw moss used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 6th place: @brisk zephyr
100 points go to 7th place: @loud crest
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 10th place: @hardy saffron

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Oct 31, 2025, 11:38 PM

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nova plover Oct 31, 2025, 11:49 PM

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chrome steeple Oct 31, 2025, 11:50 PM

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glacial totem Oct 31, 2025, 11:51 PM

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near mortar Oct 31, 2025, 11:56 PM

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unreal moat Oct 31, 2025, 11:59 PM

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next hemlock Nov 1, 2025, 12:18 AM

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long vine Nov 1, 2025, 12:25 AM

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tight niche Nov 1, 2025, 12:27 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 1, 2025, 12:29 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@brisk zephyr, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @next hemlock, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @loud crest, @raw moss, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @long vine, and @chrome steeple
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@nova plover triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @nova plover died.

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@long vine laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

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@glacial totem tentatively voiced their opinion that shortswords were fun to use, and got immediately clobbered by everyone else using Wooden Broadswords. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@tight niche literally gaslighted @loud crest by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @loud crest died.

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@unreal moat was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@brisk zephyr used a Laser Drill to literally bore @near mortar to death. @near mortar died.

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@carmine cairn and @long vine were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@brisk zephyr filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@unreal moat cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @unreal moat's heart! @unreal moat died.

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@chrome steeple realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @chrome steeple died.

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@next hemlock started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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@raw moss encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @raw moss decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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@carmine cairn gave a hug to @brisk zephyr and almost choked them to death!

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@raw moss found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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@tight niche came out of @next hemlock's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@brisk zephyr told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @brisk zephyr died.

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@carmine cairn tried peeling a Bananarang, to no avail.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @long vine is now goo. @long vine died.

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@next hemlock tried to strike @tight niche down, but @tight niche instead became more powerful than @next hemlock could possibly imagine.

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@next hemlock took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @next hemlock died.

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@raw moss cut a specific wire in @tight niche's invincibility chamber at an extremely inconvenient time. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

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@raw moss distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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@carmine cairn claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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@raw moss started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@raw moss fired their Wasp Gun, but it was pointed the wrong way, and they ended up swallowing a bunch of Wasps. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @brisk zephyr
100 points go to 7th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @loud crest

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Nov 1, 2025, 12:39 AM

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chrome steeple Nov 1, 2025, 12:43 AM

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nova plover Nov 1, 2025, 12:46 AM

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remote pumice Nov 1, 2025, 12:51 AM

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brisk zephyr Nov 1, 2025, 12:51 AM

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unreal moat Nov 1, 2025, 12:56 AM

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near mortar Nov 1, 2025, 1:02 AM

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long vine Nov 1, 2025, 1:05 AM

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glacial totem Nov 1, 2025, 1:15 AM

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fleet spoke Nov 1, 2025, 1:16 AM

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earnest apex Nov 1, 2025, 1:17 AM

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low mesa Nov 1, 2025, 1:19 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 1, 2025, 1:20 AM

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There are 15 players remaining.
@remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @fleet spoke, @long vine, @fiery belfry, @glacial totem, @brisk zephyr, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @chrome steeple, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @nova plover, @tight niche, and @low mesa
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@raw moss, @tight niche, @remote pumice, @low mesa, @fleet spoke, @chrome steeple, @glacial totem, and @long vine decided to play "Spin the Bottle: Russian Roulette Edition". The bottle ended up pointing at @fleet spoke. @fleet spoke died.

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@earnest apex screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @carmine cairn flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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@long vine wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @long vine's head. @long vine died.

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@near mortar befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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@unreal moat wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

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@brisk zephyr sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@fiery belfry found @tight niche sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

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@nova plover was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

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@remote pumice smashed three Shadow Orbs for loot and skedaddled out of there with a Recall Potion.

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@raw moss and @unreal moat had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@carmine cairn found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @low mesa over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@glacial totem used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @glacial totem died.

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@brisk zephyr drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

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@unreal moat embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @unreal moat tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @unreal moat died.

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@near mortar hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @near mortar died.

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While @chrome steeple looked inside a Corruption chasm, @nova plover pranked them by pushing them inside. @chrome steeple died.

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@low mesa aimed a spinning toy at @fiery belfry, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

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@earnest apex used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @earnest apex died.

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@nova plover curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @nova plover in half. @nova plover died.

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@tight niche overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

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@remote pumice sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

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The Goblins and Pirates were engaged in an all-out war. @low mesa was caught in the crossfire. @low mesa died.

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@fiery belfry dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@carmine cairn hosted a spelling bee! @raw moss had to spell "cat". @remote pumice had to spell "rain". @brisk zephyr had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

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@tight niche invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@remote pumice passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

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@raw moss ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@brisk zephyr ordered pizza, but it arrived two days late, so they got it for free. They also did not tip the delivery guy. @brisk zephyr's body was discovered near the river covered in pizza spice the next day. @brisk zephyr died.

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@carmine cairn found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

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@fiery belfry solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@fiery belfry climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @fiery belfry died.

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@tight niche asked @carmine cairn if they "knew the way". @carmine cairn didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

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@remote pumice decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @tight niche's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@raw moss tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

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@carmine cairn used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @brisk zephyr
100 points go to 7th place: @low mesa
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 10th place: @chrome steeple

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Nov 1, 2025, 1:40 AM

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unreal moat Nov 1, 2025, 1:40 AM

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remote pumice Nov 1, 2025, 1:40 AM

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nova plover Nov 1, 2025, 1:40 AM

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long vine Nov 1, 2025, 1:41 AM

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earnest apex Nov 1, 2025, 1:56 AM

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fleet spoke Nov 1, 2025, 2:02 AM

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near mortar Nov 1, 2025, 2:02 AM

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brave shore Nov 1, 2025, 2:09 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 1, 2025, 2:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 1, 2025, 2:20 AM

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tight niche Nov 1, 2025, 2:28 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@livid shuttle, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @raw moss, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @long vine, @fleet spoke, @earnest apex, and @brave shore
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The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @nova plover's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

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@livid shuttle's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@nova plover wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @nova plover died.

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@near mortar went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @near mortar died.

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Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @tight niche being mercilessly tickled by @fleet spoke.

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@brave shore started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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@remote pumice placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Sandgun.

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@long vine tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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@unreal moat activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @unreal moat died.

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@tight niche pointed a wooden wand at @remote pumice and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@fleet spoke was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @fleet spoke died.

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@earnest apex got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @earnest apex died.

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@long vine flew around with a Gravitation Potion, but was so used to the old mechanics that they threw up all over @brave shore when the world was flipped.

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@raw moss tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @raw moss's mouth.

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@brave shore ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@remote pumice had the high ground, but @long vine just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @remote pumice toppling to their doom. @remote pumice died.

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@long vine was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @long vine died.

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@tight niche was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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@raw moss stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @fleet spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Nov 1, 2025, 2:37 AM

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earnest apex Nov 1, 2025, 2:38 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @proud lava, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @main python, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @earnest apex, @long vine, and @brave shore
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@proud lava didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @proud lava died.

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@main python decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @main python died.

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@brave shore opened the front door and saw @tranquil wyvern trying to murder the Guide. @brave shore slowly closed the door and walked away.

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@raw moss was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @raw moss let them be.

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@unreal moat spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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Low on health, @nova plover hid from @earnest apex by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @nova plover died.

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@tight niche was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

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@tranquil wyvern stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

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@glacial totem tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @glacial totem died.

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@unreal moat was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @unreal moat died.

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@earnest apex baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @earnest apex died.

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@tight niche hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@long vine was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

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@tranquil wyvern fought Skeletron while riding a Bee mount, but the poor bee got tired, allowing the skeletal monster to catch up and headbutt them to death. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

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@long vine wished for the ability to fly. @brave shore granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @long vine died.

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@tight niche stole @carmine cairn's lemons. @carmine cairn got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @tight niche's house down.

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@tight niche saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@raw moss was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

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Can the ~~writers~~ stop using formatting in their ~~scenes~~?" @carmine cairn begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@carmine cairn spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@carmine cairn’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@carmine cairn went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

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@brave shore stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @raw moss's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn had a wholesome reunion with @raw moss, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@raw moss declared war against @carmine cairn because they didn't like something @carmine cairn said in their AMA.

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@raw moss tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

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@carmine cairn heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@hard dagger, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @main python, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @long vine, and @brave shore
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@unreal moat found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

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@brave shore found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

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@main python sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @main python died.

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@near mortar killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

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@glacial totem tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @glacial totem died.

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@near mortar woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @near mortar died.

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@remote pumice dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @long vine, but @long vine simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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@raw moss started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @raw moss - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @raw moss then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

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@unreal moat dove into the ocean to avoid being skewered by a unicorn. They were immediately skewered by a narwhal. @unreal moat died.

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@hard dagger used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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@brave shore crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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@tight niche used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@long vine tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn used the power of Flex Tape to stick @hard dagger in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @hard dagger's suffering to a swift end. @hard dagger died.

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@brave shore learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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A Martian Probe spotted @tight niche, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @tight niche was too boring.

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@raw moss told @carmine cairn that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @carmine cairn took those words literally and peeled @raw moss. @raw moss died.

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After exploring in darkness for some time, @brave shore found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @brave shore was trapped for all eternity. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

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@carmine cairn tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

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@tight niche put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

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@tight niche and @carmine cairn had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

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@carmine cairn's booty was plundered by pirates. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @hard dagger
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tranquil wyvern Nov 1, 2025, 4:57 AM

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main python Nov 1, 2025, 5:08 AM

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carmine cairn Nov 1, 2025, 5:21 AM

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tight niche Nov 1, 2025, 5:26 AM

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brave shore Nov 1, 2025, 5:27 AM

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glacial totem Nov 1, 2025, 5:39 AM

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fleet spoke Nov 1, 2025, 5:46 AM

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nova plover Nov 1, 2025, 5:48 AM

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proud lava Nov 1, 2025, 6:19 AM

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brave shore Nov 1, 2025, 6:27 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @proud lava, @fathom barn, @olive garden, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @main python, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @long vine, @fleet spoke, and @brave shore
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@proud lava jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @proud lava died.

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@fathom barn tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@main python hid an actuator in @fathom barn's lunch. Later that day, @fathom barn stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @fathom barn died.

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@nova plover took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

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@unreal moat obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @unreal moat never learned how to snap their fingers.

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@olive garden found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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@tight niche tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

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@tranquil wyvern dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @glacial totem diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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@carmine cairn "borrowed" @brave shore's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @brave shore's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @carmine cairn could return it.

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@long vine refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

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@glacial totem stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@olive garden tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

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@carmine cairn was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @carmine cairn died.

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The Nurse told @main python they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @main python died.

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@nova plover wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

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@nova plover managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @nova plover found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @nova plover died.

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@fleet spoke invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @unreal moat, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @unreal moat died.

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@raw moss and @tranquil wyvern played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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@raw moss and @fleet spoke were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@tight niche started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@fleet spoke tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @fleet spoke died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The Cyborg hacked into @olive garden's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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@olive garden shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @olive garden's head. @olive garden died.

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@brave shore wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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@long vine started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@brave shore listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @brave shore saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

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@glacial totem and @tight niche were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @glacial totem played solitaire. @tight niche stood behind them and watched.

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@raw moss had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@brave shore's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @brave shore died.

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@glacial totem performed an interpretive dance for @tight niche and @long vine as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

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@glacial totem began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @glacial totem died.

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@long vine's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @long vine sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

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@tight niche started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

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@raw moss started barking like a dog while chasing @tight niche.

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@tight niche crafted @long vine into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @long vine died.

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@raw moss decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

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@tight niche huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @raw moss also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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@tight niche forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @olive garden
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @fleet spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Nov 1, 2025, 6:38 AM

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brave shore Nov 1, 2025, 6:55 AM

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unreal moat Nov 1, 2025, 6:55 AM

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glacial totem Nov 1, 2025, 6:56 AM

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long vine Nov 1, 2025, 7:11 AM

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near mortar Nov 1, 2025, 7:17 AM

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nova plover Nov 1, 2025, 7:20 AM

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safe bramble Nov 1, 2025, 7:25 AM

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modern plover Nov 1, 2025, 7:25 AM

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raw moss Nov 1, 2025, 7:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 1, 2025, 7:54 AM

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near mortar Nov 1, 2025, 8:05 AM

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glacial totem Nov 1, 2025, 8:06 AM

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sick mauve Nov 1, 2025, 8:09 AM

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dull belfry Nov 1, 2025, 8:11 AM

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tight niche Nov 1, 2025, 8:25 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@livid shuttle, @tight niche, @sweet fractal, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @near mortar, @dull belfry, @unreal moat, @modern plover, @long vine, @brave shore, @sick mauve, and @safe bramble
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@livid shuttle drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@nova plover found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @nova plover headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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@raw moss wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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@tight niche went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @tight niche's fault.

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@modern plover traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

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@glacial totem found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

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@dull belfry tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @livid shuttle's head instead. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @tight niche's potions with Red Potions. @tight niche died.

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@nova plover was ordered by @near mortar to sing a song or be killed. @nova plover tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @nova plover died.

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@near mortar drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @near mortar died.

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@brave shore trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

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@unreal moat used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @glacial totem tested this theory on @unreal moat, who bounced, and ended up being right. @unreal moat died.

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@modern plover was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @modern plover died.

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@dull belfry ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @brave shore before they could say "Zoinks!" @brave shore died.

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@safe bramble found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

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@long vine started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@raw moss donned a Martian costume and chased @safe bramble in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @safe bramble died.

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@long vine was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

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@sweet fractal blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @sweet fractal's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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@dull belfry had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @dull belfry's skull. @dull belfry died.

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@sick mauve summoned a solar eclipse while @sweet fractal was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @sick mauve died.

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@raw moss baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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@sweet fractal was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @sweet fractal died.

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@glacial totem entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @glacial totem died.

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@long vine went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 5th place: @sick mauve
150 points go to 6th place: @dull belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @safe bramble
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Nov 1, 2025, 8:38 AM

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unreal moat Nov 1, 2025, 9:20 AM

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glacial totem Nov 1, 2025, 9:21 AM

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tight niche Nov 1, 2025, 9:28 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @dull belfry, @unreal moat, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @brave shore, and @sick mauve
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@livid shuttle was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @livid shuttle died.

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@dull belfry yelled, "Duck!" @unreal moat excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @unreal moat died.

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@tight niche wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

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@brave shore tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

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@fiery belfry's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @fiery belfry to notice them. @fiery belfry died.

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@long vine was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @long vine barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @long vine died.

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@raw moss looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@dull belfry found out the hard way that the huge chest they found in the Hallow didn't have loot inside, but instead, a set of giant teeth. @dull belfry died.

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@raw moss began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

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@tranquil wyvern crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@sick mauve drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @sick mauve died.

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@glacial totem was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

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@brave shore started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

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@glacial totem finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

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@tranquil wyvern was dunked on by @tight niche. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

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Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @glacial totem was the bartender, @raw moss was the DJ, and @tranquil wyvern was the pinata. @tranquil wyvern died.

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @glacial totem farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss verbally roasted @tight niche so hard that they burst into flames. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @sick mauve
100 points go to 7th place: @dull belfry
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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sick mauve Nov 1, 2025, 9:37 AM

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dull belfry Nov 1, 2025, 9:42 AM

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raw moss Nov 1, 2025, 10:04 AM

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amber ermine Nov 1, 2025, 10:14 AM

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silk schooner Nov 1, 2025, 10:22 AM

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glacial totem Nov 1, 2025, 10:23 AM

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tight niche Nov 1, 2025, 10:27 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @dull belfry, @silk schooner, @long vine, and @sick mauve
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@silk schooner and @livid shuttle were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @silk schooner suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @livid shuttle turned around to look. @livid shuttle died.

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@amber ermine accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @amber ermine died.

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@tight niche searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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@glacial totem's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @glacial totem died.

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@long vine and @tranquil wyvern had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @raw moss sped up the process by stabbing @long vine. @long vine died.

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@dull belfry needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

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@tight niche started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

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@silk schooner asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @silk schooner died.

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@raw moss tried to paint a Rainbow Slime, but couldn't seem to get the colors right.

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@tranquil wyvern asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

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@dull belfry asked for @sick mauve's autograph. At first, @sick mauve was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@tranquil wyvern started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@dull belfry explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @dull belfry died.

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@raw moss tried to throw a Solar Eruption at @tranquil wyvern before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

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@tight niche threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @tight niche unlocked the power of flight!

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@sick mauve recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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@tranquil wyvern and @raw moss decided to play catch with a Psycho Knife. @tranquil wyvern missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@sick mauve was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @sick mauve died.

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@tight niche found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@raw moss accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @sick mauve
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @dull belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @silk schooner
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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brave shore Nov 1, 2025, 10:47 AM

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raw moss Nov 1, 2025, 10:53 AM

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sick mauve Nov 1, 2025, 10:55 AM

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near mortar Nov 1, 2025, 10:57 AM

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chrome steeple Nov 1, 2025, 11:04 AM

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brisk zephyr Nov 1, 2025, 11:18 AM

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loud crest Nov 1, 2025, 11:22 AM

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tight niche Nov 1, 2025, 11:28 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@brisk zephyr, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @main python, @loud crest, @raw moss, @near mortar, @dull belfry, @sick mauve, @brave shore, and @chrome steeple
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@dull belfry tried to make some Luminite Bullets at a Mythril Anvil. How silly of them!

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A monkey dramatically raised @livid shuttle up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @livid shuttle off said cliff. @livid shuttle died.

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@brave shore started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

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@brisk zephyr rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@near mortar and @raw moss played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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@main python breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @main python died.

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@loud crest drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @sick mauve was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

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Congratulations, @loud crest! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @loud crest died.

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@chrome steeple vaporized @raw moss with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @raw moss died.

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Tired of eating plain toast, @dull belfry started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

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@near mortar's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @near mortar died.

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@chrome steeple was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @chrome steeple died.

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@brisk zephyr headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@tight niche calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@brisk zephyr drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @sick mauve mopped @brisk zephyr up with a tissue. @brisk zephyr died.

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@dull belfry tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @dull belfry died.

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@tight niche started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

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@brave shore couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@sick mauve picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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@brave shore had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Piranha Gun. Obviously, this failed.

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@tight niche fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

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@sick mauve asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @tight niche, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @sick mauve to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @sick mauve died.

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@brave shore was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @sick mauve
150 points go to 4th place: @dull belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @brisk zephyr
150 points go to 6th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @loud crest
100 points go to 10th place: @main python

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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main python Nov 1, 2025, 11:49 AM

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sick mauve Nov 1, 2025, 11:55 AM

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long vine Nov 1, 2025, 12:02 PM

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unreal moat Nov 1, 2025, 12:02 PM

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sick mauve Nov 1, 2025, 12:18 PM

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dull belfry Nov 1, 2025, 12:18 PM

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zenith root Nov 1, 2025, 12:29 PM

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devout dew Nov 1, 2025, 12:29 PM

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tight niche Nov 1, 2025, 12:29 PM

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remote pumice Nov 1, 2025, 12:29 PM

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fiery belfry Nov 1, 2025, 12:29 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @brisk zephyr, @devout dew, @tight niche, @main python, @dull belfry, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @fiery belfry, @long vine, @brave shore, @sick mauve, and @zenith root
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@sick mauve asked @brisk zephyr to give them a hand, so @brisk zephyr chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@brisk zephyr was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @brisk zephyr died.

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@tight niche lulled @main python into a false sense of security by typing "lul" over and over, and then stabbed them in the kidney. @main python died.

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@unreal moat ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

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@unreal moat went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @unreal moat died.

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@long vine tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @long vine died.

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@brave shore attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @dull belfry watched the carnage from a safe distance. @brave shore died.

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@zenith root accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @zenith root died.

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@remote pumice made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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@dull belfry died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @dull belfry was revived.

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@fiery belfry tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

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@sick mauve was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @devout dew's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @sick mauve died.

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@tranquil wyvern created a bold and brash masterpiece of a painting. Sadly, no one seemed to recognize @tranquil wyvern's artistic genius.

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@fiery belfry drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @fiery belfry died.

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@tight niche started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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@dull belfry smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @dull belfry died.

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@tranquil wyvern boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@remote pumice was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @devout dew. @devout dew died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @devout dew
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @dull belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @sick mauve
100 points go to 8th place: @zenith root
100 points go to 9th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

chrome steeple Nov 1, 2025, 12:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 1, 2025, 12:41 PM

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@chrome steeple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Nov 1, 2025, 12:43 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 1, 2025, 12:43 PM

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brisk zephyr Nov 1, 2025, 12:44 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 1, 2025, 12:44 PM

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@brisk zephyr, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Nov 1, 2025, 12:46 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 1, 2025, 12:46 PM

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steel sentinel Nov 1, 2025, 12:47 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 1, 2025, 12:47 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Nov 1, 2025, 1:01 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 1, 2025, 1:01 PM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Nov 1, 2025, 1:04 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 1, 2025, 1:04 PM

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unreal moat Nov 1, 2025, 1:04 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Nov 1, 2025, 1:04 PM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Nov 1, 2025, 1:05 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 1, 2025, 1:05 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery belfry Nov 1, 2025, 1:09 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 1, 2025, 1:09 PM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Nov 1, 2025, 1:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 1, 2025, 1:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Nov 1, 2025, 1:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 1, 2025, 1:28 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @remote pumice, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @jolly swift, @fiery belfry, @brisk zephyr, @unreal moat, @chrome steeple, @nova plover, and @tight niche
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@remote pumice discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn was tired of @sweet fractal constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @sweet fractal's front yard. @sweet fractal died.

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@unreal moat tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @unreal moat died.

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@chrome steeple is hvinga stroker n. @chrome steeple died.

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@nova plover tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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@steel sentinel tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

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@jolly swift brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

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@tranquil wyvern struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

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@brave shore decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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@nova plover spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @nova plover died.

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @brisk zephyr's eye sockets. @brisk zephyr died.

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@steel sentinel worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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@carmine cairn merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

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@tight niche built a floating city and named it "England".

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@fiery belfry was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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@brave shore joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

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@jolly swift suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

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@carmine cairn was arrested for killing @jolly swift with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@fiery belfry found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

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@fiery belfry toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @fiery belfry died.

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@brave shore's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @brave shore died.

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@steel sentinel snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

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@tight niche tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @carmine cairn. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 8th place: @brisk zephyr
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @chrome steeple

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

nova plover Nov 1, 2025, 1:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 1, 2025, 1:40 PM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brisk zephyr Nov 1, 2025, 1:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 1, 2025, 1:41 PM

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@brisk zephyr, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Nov 1, 2025, 1:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 1, 2025, 1:41 PM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Nov 1, 2025, 1:45 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Nov 1, 2025, 1:45 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.