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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 2:40 AM

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fleet spoke Oct 31, 2025, 3:03 AM

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long vine Oct 31, 2025, 3:08 AM

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next hemlock Oct 31, 2025, 3:10 AM

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raw moss Oct 31, 2025, 3:15 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 31, 2025, 3:23 AM

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potent talon Oct 31, 2025, 3:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 3:26 AM

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @next hemlock, @glacial totem, @exotic saddle, @raw moss, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @potent talon, @fleet spoke, @long vine, and @tidal bane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@remote pumice became convinced that @tidal bane was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @tidal bane, who was left very confused (and wet).

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@glacial totem hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @glacial totem died.

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@long vine fed @fleet spoke several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

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@near mortar sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

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@next hemlock was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

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@potent talon purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @potent talon ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

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@exotic saddle thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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@carmine cairn learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @exotic saddle found out that @carmine cairn meant "killer" in the literal sense. @exotic saddle died.

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@tidal bane and @raw moss attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@near mortar woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @near mortar died.

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@long vine came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

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@remote pumice died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @remote pumice died.

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@potent talon broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @potent talon died.

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@raw moss, @fleet spoke, and @long vine made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

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@long vine carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @long vine died.

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@next hemlock spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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@tidal bane ran with scissors. @tidal bane died.

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While in the Underground Jungle, @fleet spoke used their Starfury to collect Jungle Spores. They promptly realized their mistake as an angry matriarch came their way. @fleet spoke died.

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@carmine cairn started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @next hemlock and @raw moss out.

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In a bizarre turn of events, @next hemlock was flattened by a road roller. @next hemlock died.

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@carmine cairn's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @carmine cairn's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 4th place: @fleet spoke
150 points go to 5th place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 8th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @exotic saddle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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peak yoke Oct 31, 2025, 3:37 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 3:37 AM

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exotic saddle Oct 31, 2025, 3:37 AM

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raw moss Oct 31, 2025, 3:37 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 3:37 AM

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fleet spoke Oct 31, 2025, 3:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 3:38 AM

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tidal bane Oct 31, 2025, 3:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 3:38 AM

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potent talon Oct 31, 2025, 3:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 3:39 AM

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sacred grove Oct 31, 2025, 3:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 3:40 AM

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nova plover Oct 31, 2025, 3:52 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 3:52 AM

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deep shuttle Oct 31, 2025, 3:53 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 3:53 AM

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halcyon breach Oct 31, 2025, 4:07 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 4:07 AM

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halcyon breach Oct 31, 2025, 4:07 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 4:07 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 31, 2025, 4:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 4:20 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @nova plover, @halcyon breach, @sacred grove, @exotic saddle, @raw moss, @potent talon, @peak yoke, @deep shuttle, @fleet spoke, and @tidal bane
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@deep shuttle made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

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@raw moss received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@tidal bane watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

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After an intense fight, @exotic saddle was beaten by @carmine cairn in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @carmine cairn told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

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@nova plover was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @nova plover died.

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@halcyon breach couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

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@fleet spoke felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @sacred grove took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@potent talon invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@deep shuttle offered to add a gold trim to @raw moss's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@halcyon breach wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @halcyon breach died.

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@sacred grove was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @sacred grove died.

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@potent talon somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

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@exotic saddle was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @exotic saddle died.

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@potent talon received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @potent talon died.

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@raw moss wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

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During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @carmine cairn's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

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@fleet spoke found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

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@peak yoke got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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@peak yoke accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @peak yoke died.

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Rumors started spreading that @deep shuttle was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @deep shuttle.

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@deep shuttle accidentally flew too close to the sun, which melted their wings and caused them to plummet to their doom. @deep shuttle died.

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@fleet spoke spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @fleet spoke died.

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@tidal bane wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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@tidal bane somehow angered the sun itself, so it flew down and roasted them to a cinder. @tidal bane died.

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@raw moss thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 4th place: @fleet spoke
150 points go to 5th place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic saddle
100 points go to 9th place: @sacred grove
100 points go to 10th place: @halcyon breach

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Oct 31, 2025, 4:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 4:38 AM

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tidal bane Oct 31, 2025, 4:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 4:41 AM

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unreal moat Oct 31, 2025, 5:01 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 5:01 AM

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long vine Oct 31, 2025, 5:04 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 5:04 AM

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abstract thunder Oct 31, 2025, 5:16 AM

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fleet spoke Oct 31, 2025, 5:18 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 5:18 AM

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modern plover Oct 31, 2025, 5:20 AM

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brave shore Oct 31, 2025, 5:23 AM

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potent talon Oct 31, 2025, 5:23 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 5:23 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 31, 2025, 5:24 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 5:24 AM

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winged acorn Oct 31, 2025, 5:24 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 5:24 AM

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near mortar Oct 31, 2025, 5:25 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 5:25 AM

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next hemlock Oct 31, 2025, 5:29 AM

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fiery belfry Oct 31, 2025, 5:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 5:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@livid shuttle, @carmine cairn, @winged acorn, @next hemlock, @raw moss, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @modern plover, @potent talon, @fiery belfry, @fleet spoke, @long vine, @brave shore, @tidal bane, and @abstract thunder
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@livid shuttle's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @livid shuttle died.

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@near mortar drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @near mortar died.

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@unreal moat encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @unreal moat died.

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@fiery belfry started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @potent talon and @modern plover.

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@long vine looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

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You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

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@carmine cairn was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

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@fleet spoke found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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@winged acorn became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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@abstract thunder and @raw moss built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

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@next hemlock reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @raw moss in a Fish costume.

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@fiery belfry broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

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@winged acorn and @modern plover played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @winged acorn was the chicken. @modern plover died.

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@abstract thunder took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@long vine burned @potent talon to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @long vine for reading books. @potent talon died.

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@fleet spoke saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

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@carmine cairn begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@fleet spoke made a loading icon spin so fast that it became a circle, flying off their screen like a frisbee and smacking them in the face! @fleet spoke died.

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@winged acorn watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@brave shore found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @brave shore walked out the door.

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@fiery belfry damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@tidal bane sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

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@abstract thunder swapped @long vine's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @long vine then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @long vine died.

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@tidal bane's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @raw moss and @winged acorn's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @tidal bane died.

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@brave shore shot @abstract thunder to death with a finger gun. @abstract thunder died.

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@carmine cairn used their Blood Butcherer to lop off @fiery belfry's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @carmine cairn invented golf. @fiery belfry died.

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@winged acorn accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @winged acorn died.

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@carmine cairn found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

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@brave shore hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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@raw moss kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

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@next hemlock declared war on emus. The emus won. @next hemlock died.

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Playing with over 500 mods gave @brave shore some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @brave shore died.

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@raw moss tickled @carmine cairn from behind while they were busy sharpening their Orichalcum Sword. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 5th place: @winged acorn
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 8th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @fleet spoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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next hemlock Oct 31, 2025, 5:38 AM

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raw moss Oct 31, 2025, 5:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 5:40 AM

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unreal moat Oct 31, 2025, 5:44 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 5:44 AM

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nova plover Oct 31, 2025, 5:46 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 5:46 AM

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real gale Oct 31, 2025, 5:47 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 5:47 AM

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potent talon Oct 31, 2025, 5:50 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 5:51 AM

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proud lava Oct 31, 2025, 5:53 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 5:53 AM

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near mortar Oct 31, 2025, 6:10 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 6:10 AM

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brave shore Oct 31, 2025, 6:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 6:27 AM

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rancid dragon Oct 31, 2025, 6:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 6:27 AM

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glacial totem Oct 31, 2025, 6:27 AM

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fiery belfry Oct 31, 2025, 6:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 6:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@proud lava, @livid shuttle, @rancid dragon, @next hemlock, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @near mortar, @real gale, @unreal moat, @potent talon, @fiery belfry, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@unreal moat pickpocketed @potent talon, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@nova plover summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @glacial totem felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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@proud lava went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @proud lava died.

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After @livid shuttle went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @livid shuttle died.

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@rancid dragon was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @rancid dragon died.

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@next hemlock was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @next hemlock died.

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@raw moss made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

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@near mortar used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

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@glacial totem was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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@raw moss couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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@unreal moat looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@near mortar attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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@potent talon managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@fiery belfry used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@nova plover swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @nova plover died.

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@glacial totem played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @glacial totem. @glacial totem died.

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@near mortar found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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@real gale began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

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@unreal moat created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @near mortar got too close while watching. @near mortar died.

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@unreal moat forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @unreal moat wasn't a Slime, @unreal moat was endlessly beaten. @unreal moat died.

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@fiery belfry took the term "farming" too literally, and tried watering @raw moss's Rod of Discord.

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@fiery belfry drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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@potent talon started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

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@brave shore told @real gale a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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@raw moss's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Chlorophyte Saber was nice and clean, but their Silver Bow's string broke, and their Betsy's Wrath cracked into too many pieces to count.

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@potent talon was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @potent talon died.

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@raw moss was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

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@fiery belfry lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @fiery belfry died.

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@real gale felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @raw moss setting explosives beneath them. @real gale died.

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@brave shore found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

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@brave shore pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @real gale
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @potent talon
150 points go to 6th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @next hemlock

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@long vine followed @abstract thunder into the jungle. @long vine started looking left, right and center for @abstract thunder, but gave up and had some tea instead.

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@devout dew tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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@rancid dragon shot their Clockwork Assault Rifle to the left of @devout dew just to scare them. @devout dew heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @devout dew died.

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@glacial totem made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @rancid dragon joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @rancid dragon died.

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@glacial totem summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @glacial totem died.

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@chrome lantern insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @unreal moat insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @unreal moat, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @unreal moat died.

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@tranquil wyvern flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

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@long vine tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

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@idle pike was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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@chrome lantern used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

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@tranquil wyvern built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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After opening a present, @abstract thunder discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@raw moss climbed a tree without using their arms.

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@brave shore watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

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@abstract thunder was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @abstract thunder died.

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A pretty fairy led @chrome lantern to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @chrome lantern died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @long vine farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

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@tranquil wyvern read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine wanted to start a band, and recruited @brave shore as their keyboard player. @brave shore showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@idle pike used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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@raw moss made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @long vine walked all over it. #(##^)#

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@long vine started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @long vine died.

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@raw moss 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @idle pike to death. @idle pike died.

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@raw moss panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @idle pike
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @chrome lantern
100 points go to 7th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @rancid dragon

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brave shore Oct 31, 2025, 8:28 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @olive garden, @serene rune, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @raw moss, @near mortar, @unreal moat, and @brave shore
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@livid shuttle gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @livid shuttle died.

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@serene rune attacked @brave shore with a Legendary Zenith, but @brave shore's pen was mightier. @serene rune died.

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@amber ermine failed to properly hydrate. @amber ermine died.

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@olive garden was building a nice house. @tight niche asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @olive garden just looked confused.

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@near mortar felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @near mortar died.

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@unreal moat shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @unreal moat died.

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@olive garden thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @olive garden died.

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@raw moss wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@tranquil wyvern picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @brave shore's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @brave shore died.

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@raw moss pumped @tight niche full of lead. No one was hurt, but @tight niche's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@tight niche stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @olive garden
150 points go to 6th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @serene rune
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

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torpid axle Oct 31, 2025, 10:13 AM

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tight niche Oct 31, 2025, 10:27 AM

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brave shore Oct 31, 2025, 10:29 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @brisk zephyr, @serene rune, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @long vine, @torpid axle, and @brave shore
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@brisk zephyr accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

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@raw moss cornered @glacial totem at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @glacial totem started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

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@unreal moat appeared to be taking a group picture of @tight niche, @brave shore, and @torpid axle. @unreal moat's selfie turned out great!

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@long vine found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @brisk zephyr died.

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@serene rune took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @serene rune died.

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After years of research, @amber ermine found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @amber ermine died.

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@near mortar explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

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@torpid axle opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@glacial totem used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @glacial totem didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @raw moss died.

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@long vine had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

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@brave shore and @near mortar had a very merry unbirthday party together. @tight niche found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

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@near mortar decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @near mortar died.

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@long vine managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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@brave shore let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@unreal moat defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @unreal moat died.

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The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @torpid axle. @torpid axle died.

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@tight niche found a room full of Bunny Banners in @long vine's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @long vine. @long vine died.

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@brave shore jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

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@tranquil wyvern used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

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@tight niche's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @tight niche! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

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@tranquil wyvern ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @torpid axle
150 points go to 6th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

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chrome steeple Oct 31, 2025, 10:43 AM

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long vine Oct 31, 2025, 11:00 AM

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fiery belfry Oct 31, 2025, 11:22 AM

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tight niche Oct 31, 2025, 11:26 AM

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near mortar Oct 31, 2025, 11:34 AM

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serene rune Oct 31, 2025, 11:40 AM

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low mesa Oct 31, 2025, 12:16 PM

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stone fossil Oct 31, 2025, 12:20 PM

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loud crest Oct 31, 2025, 12:25 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@brisk zephyr, @low mesa, @tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @serene rune, @loud crest, @stone fossil, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @fiery belfry, @long vine, and @chrome steeple
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@long vine was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

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@brisk zephyr drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @brisk zephyr died.

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@tranquil wyvern found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

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@low mesa activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@loud crest pranked @near mortar by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

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@chrome steeple found a strange pink creature hiding underneath a truck, but it flew away, and @chrome steeple was left with no way to prove that they weren't just making this up.

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@unreal moat tried to use forbidden magic to erase @serene rune from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @serene rune die, so nothing actually happened.

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@fiery belfry tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @fiery belfry extremely rich.

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@tight niche attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

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@low mesa turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @low mesa died.

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@fiery belfry shot a sand block at @long vine with a Sandgun, but @long vine managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@tranquil wyvern knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

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@tight niche put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

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@stone fossil planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@unreal moat and @near mortar discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@serene rune drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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@serene rune equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @serene rune died.

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@chrome steeple pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @unreal moat.

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@loud crest put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @loud crest died.

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@tranquil wyvern was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @tranquil wyvern lived.

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@fiery belfry dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @near mortar, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @near mortar died.

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@long vine tried crafting special weapons to hunt monsters with, but was a bit too enthusiastic and ended up making a bunch of comically large weapons they couldn't even lift.

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@tight niche almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

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@fiery belfry sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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@tight niche was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

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@tranquil wyvern held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

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@chrome steeple was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

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@long vine tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@unreal moat walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @unreal moat died.

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@tranquil wyvern stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@chrome steeple built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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@fiery belfry tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @fiery belfry died.

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@stone fossil got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

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@long vine splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @tranquil wyvern observed disapprovingly.

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@stone fossil started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

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@long vine tried to ride on the Eye of Cthulhu. The Eye of Cthulhu didn't like that very much. @long vine died.

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@chrome steeple started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @chrome steeple decided that they were done with mining for the day.

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@tight niche sacrificed @chrome steeple by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @chrome steeple died.

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@stone fossil forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @stone fossil died.

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@tranquil wyvern started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @tranquil wyvern is still slurping that noodle.

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@tight niche built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@tight niche tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

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@tranquil wyvern played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @stone fossil
150 points go to 4th place: @chrome steeple
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @loud crest
100 points go to 10th place: @serene rune

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 17 players remaining.
@amber ermine, @tight niche, @unreal moat, @tranquil wyvern, @tidal bane, @brisk zephyr, @fleet spoke, @stone fossil, @remote pumice, @chrome steeple, @long vine, @livid shuttle, @loud crest, @gray sky, @hardy saffron, @brazen plaza, and @molten crescent
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@amber ermine got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @amber ermine died.

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@unreal moat went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @brisk zephyr had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @unreal moat died.

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@gray sky tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

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@brisk zephyr tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @brisk zephyr died.

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@chrome steeple was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @chrome steeple suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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@stone fossil accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @fleet spoke was watching. @stone fossil died.

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@brazen plaza put two forward slashes in front of @chrome steeple and commented them out of existence. @chrome steeple died.

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@molten crescent was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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@livid shuttle accidentally used Rotten Eggs to make an omelette. It was too late for them by the time they noticed. @livid shuttle died.

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@tranquil wyvern was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@tidal bane found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

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@hardy saffron created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

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@gray sky fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

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@loud crest was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @loud crest died.

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@tight niche placed chests all over the world except where @hardy saffron was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @hardy saffron died.

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@brazen plaza fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@fleet spoke wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @fleet spoke died.

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@tidal bane called @tranquil wyvern a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @tidal bane died.

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A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @gray sky. @gray sky died.

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@brazen plaza used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @brazen plaza died.

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@long vine saw @tranquil wyvern standing on the rails ahead and tried to warn them by honking their horn, but minecarts don't have horns. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@molten crescent tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@long vine heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @remote pumice, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@molten crescent thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @molten crescent died.

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@remote pumice pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @remote pumice died.

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The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @tight niche would soon die a gruesome death. @tight niche ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

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@long vine equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@long vine wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @tight niche killed them. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @molten crescent
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @brazen plaza
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 9th place: @fleet spoke
100 points go to 10th place: @hardy saffron

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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unreal moat Oct 31, 2025, 2:08 PM

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amber ermine Oct 31, 2025, 2:15 PM

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tight niche Oct 31, 2025, 2:27 PM

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@tranquil wyvern threw a snowball at @fleet spoke. To counter this, @fleet spoke threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @tranquil wyvern died.

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There are 20 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @real quartz, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @fleet spoke, @brazen plaza, @long vine, @jolly swift, @serene rune, @brisk zephyr, @molten crescent, @unreal moat, @chrome steeple, @tidal bane, @raw moss, @hard scaffold, @tight niche, @gray sky, @loud crest, and @amber ermine
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The fighting begins again!

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@tight niche drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @tidal bane appeared instead.

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@loud crest used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @real quartz alive. @real quartz died.

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@jolly swift used some tree stumps as target practice.

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@amber ermine paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Spectre Staff.

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@long vine tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @long vine. @long vine died.

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@brisk zephyr found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @brisk zephyr died.

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@molten crescent silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @raw moss's back, which then integrated itself into @raw moss's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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@chrome steeple messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@molten crescent angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @molten crescent's floating house. @molten crescent died.

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@unreal moat tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @hard scaffold demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @unreal moat by two. @unreal moat died.

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After eating supper together, @remote pumice betrayed @gray sky in exchange for 30 silver coins. @gray sky died.

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@brazen plaza learned all of @tight niche's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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@loud crest ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @loud crest died.

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@steel sentinel sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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@amber ermine accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @amber ermine died.

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@carmine cairn tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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@chrome steeple found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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@chrome steeple dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @chrome steeple died.

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@raw moss flexed so hard on @hard scaffold that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @hard scaffold died.

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@tidal bane tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

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@remote pumice started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @tidal bane was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@brazen plaza ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

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@serene rune was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @serene rune died.

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@remote pumice grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

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@fleet spoke tricked @jolly swift into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @jolly swift died.

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@tidal bane had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @raw moss shot them with an arrow. @tidal bane died.

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@fleet spoke tried to high-five @brazen plaza, but @brazen plaza went for a fist bump. Awkward.

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@remote pumice, @tight niche, and @raw moss raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

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@steel sentinel saw @carmine cairn trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @steel sentinel is calling the police!

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@remote pumice ran out of bullets while fighting @brazen plaza, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @brazen plaza died.

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@carmine cairn found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @raw moss to check it out. @raw moss decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@fleet spoke got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@tight niche stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @tight niche blinked first.

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@carmine cairn felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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@fleet spoke looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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@remote pumice drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@steel sentinel tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @steel sentinel died.

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@fleet spoke contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @fleet spoke died.

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@remote pumice tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @remote pumice died.

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@raw moss brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @carmine cairn, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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@tight niche invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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@carmine cairn tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @tight niche, but they were in broad daylight.

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@carmine cairn thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

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@tight niche tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@carmine cairn tried commanding their Stardust Dragon to attack @tight niche, but it refused to listen because @carmine cairn didn't have enough badges.

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@carmine cairn and @tight niche got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

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@tight niche took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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@tight niche didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @fleet spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 7th place: @brazen plaza
100 points go to 8th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 9th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 10th place: @serene rune

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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loud crest Oct 31, 2025, 2:41 PM

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real quartz Oct 31, 2025, 2:41 PM

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hardy saffron Oct 31, 2025, 2:43 PM

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gray sky Oct 31, 2025, 2:46 PM

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steel sentinel Oct 31, 2025, 2:51 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 31, 2025, 2:58 PM

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amber ermine Oct 31, 2025, 3:01 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 31, 2025, 3:04 PM

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raw moss Oct 31, 2025, 3:06 PM

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tidal bane Oct 31, 2025, 3:10 PM

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molten crescent Oct 31, 2025, 3:15 PM

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unreal moat Oct 31, 2025, 3:27 PM

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tight niche Oct 31, 2025, 3:28 PM

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granite root Oct 31, 2025, 3:29 PM

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molten crescent Oct 31, 2025, 3:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 3:29 PM

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@molten crescent, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 20 players remaining.
@granite root, @steel sentinel, @real quartz, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @fleet spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @real gale, @jolly swift, @livid shuttle, @brisk zephyr, @hardy saffron, @molten crescent, @unreal moat, @tidal bane, @raw moss, @tight niche, @gray sky, @loud crest, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@real quartz wanted to fist bump the Golem. The Golem enthusiastically punched @real quartz through the wall. @real quartz died.

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@real gale wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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Queen Bee was minding her own beeswax when she was abruptly impaled by @granite root. Queen Bee died.

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@jolly swift became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @jolly swift died.

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@gray sky tried using necromancy to revive some of the dead players, but only managed to summon half a zombie.

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@brisk zephyr wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

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@unreal moat and @livid shuttle started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @unreal moat took out their actual shotgun. @livid shuttle died.

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@fleet spoke bought a Gatligator and fired it at @tidal bane for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @fleet spoke furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@hardy saffron was furious at @raw moss for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @hardy saffron's special someone!

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@carmine cairn was spotted chasing after birds with a bug net.

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@molten crescent flossed their teeth with @tranquil wyvern's shoelaces.

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@amber ermine went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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After @brisk zephyr drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @brisk zephyr died.

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@hardy saffron received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @hardy saffron died.

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@unreal moat jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @unreal moat died.

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@gray sky was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @gray sky died.

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@loud crest was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @loud crest into the freezing cold water. @loud crest died.

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@amber ermine pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @amber ermine died.

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@steel sentinel vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @steel sentinel died.

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@carmine cairn summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

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@tranquil wyvern tried to explain to @remote pumice that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @remote pumice countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche tried to steal @tidal bane's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

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@raw moss tried to stab @fleet spoke, but @fleet spoke's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @fleet spoke died.

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@granite root threw @molten crescent into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @granite root a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @molten crescent died.

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@tidal bane accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @tidal bane, go jump off that cliff. @tidal bane died.

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@raw moss tried to find a Water Bolt before defeating Skeletron. A friendly Dungeon Guardian appeared and tried to tell them where to find one, but @raw moss keeled over from a heart attack. @raw moss died.

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@remote pumice asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @remote pumice died.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @real gale randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@real gale shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @real gale's face. @real gale died.

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@tight niche angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

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@carmine cairn threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

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@granite root tried to destroy @tight niche by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@carmine cairn found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @carmine cairn pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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@tight niche told @granite root a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @granite root died.

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@carmine cairn developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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@tight niche swung a Influx Waver at @carmine cairn and missed. However, @carmine cairn acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @tight niche to receive a yellow card.

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@tight niche got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @granite root
150 points go to 4th place: @real gale
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 7th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 8th place: @molten crescent
100 points go to 9th place: @fleet spoke
100 points go to 10th place: @tranquil wyvern

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

granite root Oct 31, 2025, 3:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 3:39 PM

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@granite root, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Oct 31, 2025, 3:43 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 3:43 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Oct 31, 2025, 3:46 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 3:46 PM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

chrome steeple Oct 31, 2025, 3:46 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 3:46 PM

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@chrome steeple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Oct 31, 2025, 3:46 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 3:46 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Oct 31, 2025, 3:49 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 3:49 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Oct 31, 2025, 3:50 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 3:50 PM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Oct 31, 2025, 3:50 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 3:50 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brisk zephyr Oct 31, 2025, 3:56 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 3:56 PM

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@brisk zephyr, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Oct 31, 2025, 4:01 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 4:01 PM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

loud crest Oct 31, 2025, 4:16 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 4:16 PM

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@loud crest, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Oct 31, 2025, 4:21 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 4:21 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Oct 31, 2025, 4:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 4:27 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Oct 31, 2025, 4:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 4:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

rain gorge Oct 31, 2025, 4:30 PM

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tight niche bb!register

bb!Register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 4:30 PM

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@rain gorge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Oct 31, 2025, 4:30 PM

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bb!rEgister

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 4:30 PM

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@tight niche, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@granite root, @steel sentinel, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @jolly swift, @brisk zephyr, @unreal moat, @chrome steeple, @raw moss, @nova plover, @rain gorge, @tight niche, @loud crest, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@brisk zephyr became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @brisk zephyr died.

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@tight niche hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

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@tranquil wyvern found some soup in their fly.

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@unreal moat carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @unreal moat died.

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@jolly swift claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @loud crest was morbidly interested.

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@chrome steeple was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @chrome steeple died.

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@raw moss ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @raw moss, @nova plover broke their fall with their own body. @nova plover died.

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@remote pumice searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@granite root began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@steel sentinel chased @loud crest with their Green Phaseblade. @loud crest tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @steel sentinel. @loud crest died.

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@granite root left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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@tight niche invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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@remote pumice learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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@amber ermine tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @amber ermine died.

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@carmine cairn tried to open a casino, but it was burned down by @jolly swift and @raw moss, who did not approve of gambling.

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@tranquil wyvern invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@raw moss faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

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Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @jolly swift spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

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@granite root walked into a bar. @carmine cairn laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

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@remote pumice accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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@rain gorge crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @rain gorge's entire body.

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@granite root's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @granite root died.

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@tight niche paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Harpoon.

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@tight niche escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

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@jolly swift opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @jolly swift's neck. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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Several players decided to form a band. @steel sentinel was the trumpet, @remote pumice was the clarinetist, @raw moss was the drummer, and @tranquil wyvern was the drum. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@remote pumice tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

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@raw moss trapped @steel sentinel in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @steel sentinel managed to escape regardless.

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@carmine cairn overwhelmed @steel sentinel with a storm of flying bananas. @steel sentinel died.

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@tight niche had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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@tight niche tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @tight niche didn't know that.

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@rain gorge shot @raw moss with a Water Gun. @raw moss shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

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@rain gorge got stuck in @carmine cairn's Rod of Discord farm. @rain gorge died.

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@raw moss found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

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@remote pumice trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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@remote pumice asked @tight niche to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @rain gorge
150 points go to 6th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 9th place: @granite root
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

fleet spoke Oct 31, 2025, 4:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 4:40 PM

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@fleet spoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Oct 31, 2025, 4:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 4:40 PM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tidal bane Oct 31, 2025, 4:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 4:40 PM

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@tidal bane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brisk zephyr Oct 31, 2025, 4:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 4:40 PM

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@brisk zephyr, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

loud crest Oct 31, 2025, 4:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 4:40 PM

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@loud crest, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

proud lava Oct 31, 2025, 4:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 4:40 PM

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@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Oct 31, 2025, 4:51 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 4:51 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Oct 31, 2025, 5:05 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 5:05 PM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Oct 31, 2025, 5:05 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 5:05 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

molten crescent Oct 31, 2025, 5:07 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 5:07 PM

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@molten crescent, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Oct 31, 2025, 5:18 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 5:18 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Oct 31, 2025, 5:20 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 5:20 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brisk zephyr Oct 31, 2025, 5:21 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 5:21 PM

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@brisk zephyr, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

loud crest Oct 31, 2025, 5:21 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 5:21 PM

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@loud crest, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Oct 31, 2025, 5:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 5:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @remote pumice, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @fleet spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @proud lava, @livid shuttle, @brisk zephyr, @molten crescent, @tidal bane, @raw moss, @nova plover, @tight niche, and @loud crest
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@loud crest donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

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@tidal bane and @brisk zephyr spotted a Magnet Sphere on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

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@sweet fractal got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @sweet fractal died.

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@tight niche spoke softly to @proud lava while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @proud lava died.

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@livid shuttle angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @livid shuttle died.

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@nova plover took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @steel sentinel and @raw moss ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

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.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @fleet spoke

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@brisk zephyr and @carmine cairn were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @brisk zephyr, but left @carmine cairn alone because they smelled funny. @brisk zephyr died.

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@loud crest walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @loud crest died.

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@steel sentinel wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@nova plover likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @nova plover probably liked trains a bit too much. @nova plover died.

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@tidal bane was playing hide and seek with @fleet spoke and @carmine cairn, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @tidal bane died.

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@molten crescent equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

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@remote pumice was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

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@molten crescent walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @molten crescent died.

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@tranquil wyvern was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

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@steel sentinel murdered @tight niche with a knife, but it was actually @fleet spoke in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @steel sentinel didn't care that much. @fleet spoke died.

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@remote pumice was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @remote pumice died.

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@raw moss ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche shouted "MOBILE 1.3 WHEN", just because they missed saying it.

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THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

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@carmine cairn was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

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@tight niche forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @fleet spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @molten crescent
100 points go to 9th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

earnest apex Oct 31, 2025, 5:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 5:39 PM

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@earnest apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tidal bane Oct 31, 2025, 5:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 5:39 PM

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@tidal bane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Oct 31, 2025, 5:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 5:41 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nova plover Oct 31, 2025, 5:42 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 5:42 PM

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

loud crest Oct 31, 2025, 5:44 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 5:44 PM

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@loud crest, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Oct 31, 2025, 5:48 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 5:48 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brisk zephyr Oct 31, 2025, 5:54 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 5:54 PM

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@brisk zephyr, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

proud lava Oct 31, 2025, 6:12 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 6:12 PM

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@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Oct 31, 2025, 6:22 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 6:22 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Oct 31, 2025, 6:26 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 6:26 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Oct 31, 2025, 6:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 6:27 PM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Oct 31, 2025, 6:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 6:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @proud lava, @brisk zephyr, @tidal bane, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @nova plover, @tight niche, and @loud crest
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@proud lava fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @steel sentinel. @proud lava died.

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@tidal bane ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @tidal bane died.

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@remote pumice declared themselves the ruler of an island. No one else lived there, so @remote pumice's takeover went entirely unchallenged.

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@raw moss performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

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@earnest apex told @tranquil wyvern to bite the dust. In response, @tranquil wyvern took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@tight niche invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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@earnest apex went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @earnest apex died.

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@nova plover tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @nova plover was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @nova plover died.

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@raw moss was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@loud crest discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @loud crest died.

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@carmine cairn started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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@brisk zephyr, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @brisk zephyr died.

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@remote pumice adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @tranquil wyvern wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @remote pumice all of their willpower not to explain it.

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@tight niche got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@tranquil wyvern made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@remote pumice sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

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@steel sentinel wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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@raw moss released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @raw moss, but it was very satisfying.

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@steel sentinel started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

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@raw moss wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @tight niche wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @raw moss killed the Traveling Merchant first. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

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@tight niche spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@tight niche tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

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One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @steel sentinel was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @steel sentinel had ever been in. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @brisk zephyr
100 points go to 8th place: @loud crest
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @earnest apex

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

brisk zephyr Oct 31, 2025, 6:38 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 6:38 PM

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@brisk zephyr, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

loud crest Oct 31, 2025, 6:38 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 6:38 PM

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@loud crest, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Oct 31, 2025, 6:42 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 6:42 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Oct 31, 2025, 6:45 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 6:45 PM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Oct 31, 2025, 6:50 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 6:50 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Oct 31, 2025, 6:50 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 6:50 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Oct 31, 2025, 7:24 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 7:24 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Oct 31, 2025, 7:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 7:25 PM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Oct 31, 2025, 7:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 7:27 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Oct 31, 2025, 7:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 31, 2025, 7:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@brisk zephyr, @tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @sweet fractal, @glacial totem, @loud crest, @raw moss, and @remote pumice
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@sweet fractal stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@loud crest got a piggyback ride from @brisk zephyr, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @brisk zephyr died.

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@remote pumice did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

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@steel sentinel, @raw moss, and @glacial totem formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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A mysterious stranger gave @glacial totem a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @carmine cairn with it. However, @glacial totem clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @glacial totem died.

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@tight niche started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

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@loud crest started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @loud crest died.

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@carmine cairn beat @raw moss into a pulp with a stale baguette. @raw moss died.

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@tranquil wyvern sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel started rallying for goblin rights.

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@tight niche made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @tight niche died.

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@sweet fractal started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@remote pumice finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @jolly swift caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@jolly swift found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @jolly swift died.

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@steel sentinel was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @steel sentinel died.