#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 19

gleaming grove · 2025-10-30T14:35:29.238Z

>>> was stomped on by a stegosaurus. died.

gleaming groveBOT Oct 30, 2025, 2:35 PM

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@unreal moat was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @unreal moat died.

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@low mesa got so drunk that they couldn't find their way home, and had to build another home just so they could say that they got home drunk.

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@near mortar heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

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@near mortar trash talked @loud crest, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @near mortar suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @near mortar died.

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@gray sky couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @gray sky died.

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@tight niche used their embezzled funds to shred through @loud crest with a Coin Gun. @loud crest died.

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@low mesa joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @low mesa died.

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@amber ermine tried to save @fleet spoke's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @amber ermine died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @amber ermine died.

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@chrome steeple tried to instigate drama against @molten crescent, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @chrome steeple used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @molten crescent died.

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@jolly swift escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

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@jolly swift tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @jolly swift's brains. @jolly swift died.

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@fleet spoke tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @fleet spoke's mind right in front of their face. @fleet spoke died.

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@chrome steeple fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @chrome steeple died.

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@hard scaffold started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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@tidal bane trapped @tight niche in a Portal Gun loop between the roof and the floor. It was harmless, but very annoying.

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@remote glen made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

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@tidal bane tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @tidal bane died.

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@remote pumice transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @remote pumice died.

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@hard scaffold had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

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@remote glen began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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@carmine cairn wrote @remote glen's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @remote glen died.

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@hard scaffold and @steel sentinel played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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@tight niche got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

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@hard scaffold tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @hard scaffold died.

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@tight niche’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

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@carmine cairn gazed at clouds with @steel sentinel. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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@tight niche picked a fight with a goose. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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@carmine cairn's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @hard scaffold
150 points go to 5th place: @remote glen
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 8th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 9th place: @fleet spoke
100 points go to 10th place: @jolly swift

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 18 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @fleet spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @sacred grove, @jolly swift, @brazen shell, @brisk zephyr, @molten crescent, @chrome steeple, @tidal bane, @wary torrent, @grizzled tusk, @tight niche, @gray sky, @loud crest, and @amber ermine
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The fighting begins again!

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@tranquil wyvern threw @sacred grove in the washing machine and turned it on. @sacred grove died.

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@grizzled tusk will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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@brazen shell sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @brazen shell died.

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@molten crescent accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

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@fleet spoke captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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@brisk zephyr invited @tidal bane to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @brisk zephyr was mauled by wolves. @brisk zephyr died.

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@loud crest was caught outside in the rain, but they eventually got home and sat down by their cozy fireplace. @loud crest dried.

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@remote pumice wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @chrome steeple into an apple. @chrome steeple died.

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@steel sentinel was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

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@wary torrent and @jolly swift played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

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@grizzled tusk rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @grizzled tusk died.

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The sun burnt @tranquil wyvern into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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@gray sky found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @gray sky died.

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@jolly swift covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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@loud crest successfully snuck into @remote pumice's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @loud crest died.

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@amber ermine was buried under an avalanche that @carmine cairn had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @amber ermine died.

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@wary torrent went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @wary torrent died.

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@tidal bane didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @molten crescent, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @molten crescent died.

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@steel sentinel warned @tight niche not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @tight niche trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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@tranquil wyvern sharpened @jolly swift's face at a Sharpening Station. @jolly swift became the sharpest tool in the shed. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@remote pumice considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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@fleet spoke started blocking @tranquil wyvern's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @tranquil wyvern's. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@steel sentinel accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @steel sentinel died.

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@carmine cairn got quantum-entangled with @fleet spoke, and used this opportunity to force @fleet spoke to pick their own nose.

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@remote pumice played Frisbee with @fleet spoke using a Light Disc, but @fleet spoke unfortunately didn't have five hands. @fleet spoke died.

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@tidal bane and @carmine cairn found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@remote pumice tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

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While streaming a fitness game, @tight niche accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

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@remote pumice crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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@tidal bane put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @tidal bane died.

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@remote pumice mistook @carmine cairn's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 5th place: @fleet spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @steel sentinel
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 9th place: @molten crescent
100 points go to 10th place: @wary torrent

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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molten crescent Oct 30, 2025, 4:01 PM

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jolly swift Oct 30, 2025, 4:19 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 30, 2025, 4:24 PM

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molten crescent Oct 30, 2025, 4:27 PM

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median night Oct 30, 2025, 4:27 PM

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tight niche Oct 30, 2025, 4:29 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 20 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @real quartz, @remote pumice, @gusty steeple, @carmine cairn, @fleet spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @jolly swift, @brisk zephyr, @molten crescent, @median night, @near mortar, @tidal bane, @wary torrent, @earnest apex, @stray hill, @nova plover, @tight niche, @rose egret, and @loud crest
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@nova plover got tired of @real quartz trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @real quartz at a Sawmill. @real quartz died.

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@gusty steeple snuck up behind @tidal bane, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @gusty steeple decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@tranquil wyvern made up their own language and used it to threaten @molten crescent, who simply scratched their head.

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@gusty steeple was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @gusty steeple died.

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@brisk zephyr thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @brisk zephyr died.

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@median night was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @median night died.

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@near mortar uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @near mortar died.

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@carmine cairn was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

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@earnest apex saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @earnest apex died.

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@jolly swift and @remote pumice cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @remote pumice, because @jolly swift was wearing Frost armor.

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@nova plover stopped a meteor from crushing @stray hill and @fleet spoke with their own body. @nova plover died.

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@rose egret learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @rose egret died.

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@loud crest accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @loud crest died.

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@remote pumice invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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@fleet spoke was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @steel sentinel. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @fleet spoke died.

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@tight niche paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Dull Bee Keeper.

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@tidal bane went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @tranquil wyvern and @carmine cairn summoned the Impending Doom. @tidal bane died.

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@carmine cairn decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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@wary torrent got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @wary torrent died.

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@steel sentinel tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

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@molten crescent threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @stray hill would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @stray hill died.

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@jolly swift drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

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@tight niche almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@molten crescent's skeleton decided that @molten crescent wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @molten crescent died.

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@tranquil wyvern was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @jolly swift died.

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@steel sentinel was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

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@tight niche caused @remote pumice to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

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@steel sentinel wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

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@carmine cairn spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

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@remote pumice tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@carmine cairn couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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@steel sentinel fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

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@tight niche found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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@remote pumice got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @remote pumice died.

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@steel sentinel aimed a Last Prism beam at @carmine cairn, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@carmine cairn realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @carmine cairn died.

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While playing at the beach, @steel sentinel buried @tight niche in the sand. It took @tight niche several hours to dig themselves back out.

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@tight niche's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @molten crescent
100 points go to 8th place: @stray hill
100 points go to 9th place: @wary torrent
100 points go to 10th place: @tidal bane

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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steel sentinel Oct 30, 2025, 4:42 PM

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chrome steeple Oct 30, 2025, 4:52 PM

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real quartz Oct 30, 2025, 4:55 PM

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median night Oct 30, 2025, 4:59 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 30, 2025, 5:30 PM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @real quartz, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @fleet spoke, @exotic saddle, @jolly swift, @wet carbon, @brisk zephyr, @molten crescent, @median night, @chrome steeple, @tidal bane, @earnest apex, @tight niche, and @loud crest
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@real quartz hadn't seen @earnest apex in a long time, and missed them. @earnest apex aimed a Sniper Rifle at @real quartz from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @real quartz died.

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@exotic saddle was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @exotic saddle died.

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@wet carbon donated all of their organs to those in need. @wet carbon died.

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@remote pumice somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @remote pumice's chests for the rest of its life.

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@brisk zephyr gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @brisk zephyr died.

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@molten crescent modified @median night's Molten Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @median night was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @median night died.

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@jolly swift built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

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@chrome steeple fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @chrome steeple died.

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@loud crest drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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@steel sentinel and @earnest apex fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @steel sentinel won by breaking @earnest apex's spine. @earnest apex died.

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@molten crescent tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

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@tight niche used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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@remote pumice wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

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@loud crest took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @loud crest died.

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@jolly swift just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@carmine cairn found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

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@fleet spoke invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

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All that glitters is not gold. @carmine cairn disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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@molten crescent called @steel sentinel on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @molten crescent died.

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@tidal bane took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@tidal bane followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @tidal bane died.

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@remote pumice tried to shoot an apple off of @fleet spoke's head. @remote pumice's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @fleet spoke died.

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@steel sentinel took aim at @jolly swift from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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@remote pumice was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @jolly swift with its horns. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

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@tight niche planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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@remote pumice wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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@carmine cairn literally impeached @remote pumice by squashing them under a giant peach. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @carmine cairn died.

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@steel sentinel tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

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@tight niche forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @fleet spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 8th place: @molten crescent
100 points go to 9th place: @loud crest
100 points go to 10th place: @earnest apex

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remote pumice Oct 30, 2025, 5:46 PM

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chrome steeple Oct 30, 2025, 5:52 PM

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peak yoke Oct 30, 2025, 5:56 PM

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raw moss Oct 30, 2025, 5:59 PM

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nova plover Oct 30, 2025, 6:00 PM

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earnest apex Oct 30, 2025, 6:06 PM

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molten crescent Oct 30, 2025, 6:07 PM

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median night Oct 30, 2025, 6:09 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 30, 2025, 6:15 PM

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tight niche Oct 30, 2025, 6:29 PM

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There are 19 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @real quartz, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @fleet spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @brisk zephyr, @hardy saffron, @molten crescent, @median night, @chrome steeple, @tidal bane, @raw moss, @earnest apex, @nova plover, @tight niche, @peak yoke, @loud crest, and @low mesa
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@real quartz finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @real quartz died.

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@brisk zephyr put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @brisk zephyr died.

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@hardy saffron challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @hardy saffron died.

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@molten crescent used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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@median night discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @median night died.

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@nova plover complained to @tranquil wyvern that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@remote pumice claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@chrome steeple tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @chrome steeple died.

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@loud crest met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @loud crest ended up completely fine.

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@tight niche started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

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@earnest apex watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@low mesa was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

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@peak yoke thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

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@raw moss accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi

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@loud crest spun around in a full circle and shot @earnest apex with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @earnest apex died.

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@tight niche argued with @steel sentinel about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@peak yoke ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @peak yoke died.

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@nova plover chased @loud crest with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @loud crest died.

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@carmine cairn painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@raw moss bashed @low mesa in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

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@low mesa challenged @tranquil wyvern to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @tranquil wyvern's turn to win. @low mesa died.

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@fleet spoke managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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@nova plover tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @nova plover died.

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@tidal bane joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @tidal bane was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@raw moss found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @steel sentinel, @tight niche, and @molten crescent. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @molten crescent died.

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@fleet spoke went AFK in their gel farm. @tranquil wyvern set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @fleet spoke died.

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@tidal bane hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @tidal bane died.

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@tight niche was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

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@remote pumice saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @remote pumice died.

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@tranquil wyvern performed surgery on a grape.

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@steel sentinel found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@raw moss purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@steel sentinel fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @tranquil wyvern and @carmine cairn to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

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@raw moss felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

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@tight niche spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

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@tranquil wyvern spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @tight niche. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss performed open heart surgery on @carmine cairn, even though @carmine cairn never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @carmine cairn died.

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@steel sentinel tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

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@steel sentinel accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@raw moss neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

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@tight niche disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@steel sentinel had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

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@tight niche wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 8th place: @fleet spoke
100 points go to 9th place: @molten crescent
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

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chrome steeple Oct 30, 2025, 6:42 PM

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steel sentinel Oct 30, 2025, 6:48 PM

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tidal bane Oct 30, 2025, 6:50 PM

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nova plover Oct 30, 2025, 6:51 PM

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earnest apex Oct 30, 2025, 6:53 PM

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molten crescent Oct 30, 2025, 6:54 PM

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real quartz Oct 30, 2025, 7:00 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 30, 2025, 7:00 PM

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loud crest Oct 30, 2025, 7:04 PM

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brisk zephyr Oct 30, 2025, 7:04 PM

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hardy saffron Oct 30, 2025, 7:06 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 30, 2025, 7:06 PM

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median night Oct 30, 2025, 7:09 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 30, 2025, 7:13 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 30, 2025, 7:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 30, 2025, 7:25 PM

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tight niche Oct 30, 2025, 7:29 PM

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raw moss Oct 30, 2025, 7:30 PM

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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There are 16 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @real quartz, @carmine cairn, @fleet spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @brisk zephyr, @molten crescent, @hardy saffron, @median night, @chrome steeple, @tidal bane, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @nova plover, @tight niche, and @loud crest
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The fighting begins again!

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@molten crescent and @raw moss were having a nice picnic on the beach when @tranquil wyvern stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

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@steel sentinel won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

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@real quartz had a sleepover with @median night, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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@real quartz fought a Medusa but ended up in her collection of statues. @real quartz died.

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@tidal bane tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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@brisk zephyr sniped @earnest apex with a Sniper Rifle. Unfortunately for @brisk zephyr, it was opposite day. @brisk zephyr died.

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@hardy saffron skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @hardy saffron died.

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@fleet spoke hid from @tight niche by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@loud crest broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

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@median night found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @molten crescent, who silenced @median night by filling their hiding place with water. @median night died.

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@chrome steeple found a hill and started to roll down it. @chrome steeple was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @chrome steeple died.

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@tidal bane saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@earnest apex kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @tight niche had had enough, so they scooped @earnest apex to death with an ice cream spoon. @earnest apex died.

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@nova plover accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @nova plover died.

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@steel sentinel farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@fleet spoke got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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@raw moss tried attacking @loud crest, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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@carmine cairn made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

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@tidal bane somehow ended up in a dark cave without any torches.

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@steel sentinel sought out wisdom from the trivia master, who just said "lmap".

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@tight niche was infected by a zombie virus. @tight niche died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@fleet spoke recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @fleet spoke concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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@loud crest ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @loud crest said "thanks, you too." @loud crest died.

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@tranquil wyvern was in the middle of taking a shower when @tidal bane took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@molten crescent's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @molten crescent responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@carmine cairn played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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Celestial creatures started invading! @tight niche knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

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@raw moss summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @tidal bane's life points directly. @tidal bane died.

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@fleet spoke was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @fleet spoke died.

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@molten crescent constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @tight niche by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @molten crescent's positioning was a bit off. @molten crescent died.

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@carmine cairn tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@steel sentinel's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @steel sentinel died.

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@tight niche was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @tight niche die

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@raw moss suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 5th place: @molten crescent
150 points go to 6th place: @fleet spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 8th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 9th place: @loud crest
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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tidal bane Oct 30, 2025, 7:39 PM

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There are 17 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @real quartz, @next hemlock, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @fleet spoke, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @brisk zephyr, @hardy saffron, @tidal bane, @raw moss, @grizzled tusk, @nova plover, @tight niche, @peak yoke, and @loud crest
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The Wizard showed @raw moss their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@real quartz got impaled by Mourning Wood. @real quartz died.

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@fleet spoke was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @fleet spoke died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to attack @tidal bane with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

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@brave shore took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

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@next hemlock traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @brisk zephyr. @brisk zephyr died.

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@tight niche found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

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@hardy saffron chewed some gum. It made @hardy saffron feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @hardy saffron died.

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@nova plover decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

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@carmine cairn started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@peak yoke was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

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@remote pumice tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

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@nova plover practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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@brave shore dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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@tidal bane threatened @tranquil wyvern with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @tranquil wyvern informed @tidal bane as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @tidal bane died.

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@carmine cairn was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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@tight niche was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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@steel sentinel took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @nova plover. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @nova plover died.

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@grizzled tusk and @loud crest were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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@peak yoke combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@peak yoke greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @peak yoke died.

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@loud crest hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @loud crest died.

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@tranquil wyvern brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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@grizzled tusk got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @grizzled tusk died.

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@remote pumice used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @remote pumice died.

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@tranquil wyvern went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn visited @steel sentinel, but no one was home. @carmine cairn felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

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@brave shore took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @next hemlock. @next hemlock died.

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@carmine cairn found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

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@steel sentinel drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

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@raw moss befriended @carmine cairn by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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@brave shore gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @brave shore died.

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@tight niche asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@steel sentinel accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @steel sentinel.

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@steel sentinel used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

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@tight niche drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@carmine cairn fired their bow at @raw moss, but a bird flew in the way. They tried again, but this time a bunny jumped in the way. They tried one last time, but the Moon Lord got in the way. @carmine cairn gave up.

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@carmine cairn swung a Meowmere at @steel sentinel, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@tight niche joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

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While exploring the Jungle, @tight niche needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @tight niche. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@carmine cairn won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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@steel sentinel popped @carmine cairn by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @next hemlock
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 9th place: @grizzled tusk
100 points go to 10th place: @loud crest

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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real quartz Oct 30, 2025, 8:40 PM

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loud crest Oct 30, 2025, 8:42 PM

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brisk zephyr Oct 30, 2025, 8:42 PM

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fleet spoke Oct 30, 2025, 8:45 PM

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tidal bane Oct 30, 2025, 8:46 PM

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next hemlock Oct 30, 2025, 8:46 PM

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nova plover Oct 30, 2025, 9:05 PM

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silent shore Oct 30, 2025, 9:07 PM

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hardy saffron Oct 30, 2025, 9:15 PM

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raw moss Oct 30, 2025, 9:20 PM

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steel sentinel Oct 30, 2025, 9:22 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 30, 2025, 9:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 30, 2025, 9:25 PM

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brave shore Oct 30, 2025, 9:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 30, 2025, 9:25 PM

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tight niche Oct 30, 2025, 9:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 30, 2025, 9:27 PM

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remote pumice Oct 30, 2025, 9:28 PM

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grizzled tusk Oct 30, 2025, 9:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 30, 2025, 9:30 PM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @real quartz, @next hemlock, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @fleet spoke, @brave shore, @silent shore, @brisk zephyr, @hardy saffron, @tidal bane, @raw moss, @grizzled tusk, @nova plover, @tight niche, and @loud crest
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@tight niche tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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@brisk zephyr tried to confess their love to @hardy saffron, but @hardy saffron interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

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@fleet spoke was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

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@real quartz got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @real quartz died.

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@remote pumice descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

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@steel sentinel found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

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@silent shore cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

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@carmine cairn went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

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@brave shore became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @grizzled tusk had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @brave shore's suffering. @brave shore died.

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@tidal bane tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

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@loud crest started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

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@silent shore was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @silent shore died.

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@raw moss went on vacation to a place that was said to be a "green land", but it was actually an empty wasteland full of ice.

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@brisk zephyr was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @brisk zephyr died.

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@hardy saffron wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @hardy saffron died.

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@nova plover tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @nova plover died.

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@loud crest started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @loud crest died.

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@grizzled tusk purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

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@fleet spoke teamed up with a Possessed Armor on a quest to find the Philosopher's Stone.

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@remote pumice and @tidal bane ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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@grizzled tusk tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @grizzled tusk then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @grizzled tusk died.

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@tidal bane constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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@raw moss tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

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@steel sentinel eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

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@tidal bane was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @tidal bane died.

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@fleet spoke got burninated by Tim. @fleet spoke died.

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@next hemlock went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @next hemlock died.

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@tight niche found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @remote pumice, who was out swimming that day. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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@raw moss sat on a wall. @raw moss had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @raw moss together again. @raw moss died.

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Hey @tight niche, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @tight niche died.

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The Solar Pillar dropped a fireball on @steel sentinel's noggin right as they finally killed the 100th Solar Pillar enemy. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @next hemlock
100 points go to 7th place: @fleet spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 9th place: @grizzled tusk
100 points go to 10th place: @loud crest

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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real quartz Oct 30, 2025, 9:40 PM

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silent shore Oct 30, 2025, 9:43 PM

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loud crest Oct 30, 2025, 9:43 PM

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remote pumice Oct 30, 2025, 9:44 PM

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tidal bane Oct 30, 2025, 9:44 PM

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raw moss Oct 30, 2025, 9:46 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 30, 2025, 9:46 PM

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glacial totem Oct 30, 2025, 9:48 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 30, 2025, 9:48 PM

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nova plover Oct 30, 2025, 9:53 PM

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fleet spoke Oct 30, 2025, 10:07 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 30, 2025, 10:07 PM

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tight niche Oct 30, 2025, 10:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 30, 2025, 10:29 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 30, 2025, 10:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 30, 2025, 10:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@brisk zephyr, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @loud crest, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @real quartz, @remote pumice, @silent shore, @fleet spoke, and @tidal bane
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The fighting begins again!

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While sitting on a bench together with @tight niche, @silent shore leaned away and farted.

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@brisk zephyr dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @brisk zephyr died.

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@tidal bane donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

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@glacial totem became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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@loud crest forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @loud crest died.

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@remote pumice decisively vanquished @glacial totem through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @glacial totem died.

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@real quartz tried to get @raw moss to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @real quartz died.

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@silent shore found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@tidal bane told @carmine cairn that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @carmine cairn vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

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@silent shore went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @silent shore died.

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@nova plover was vehicularly manslaughtered by @raw moss's minecart. @nova plover died.

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@remote pumice walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@fleet spoke gave @tidal bane a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @tidal bane gave @fleet spoke a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @fleet spoke died.

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@remote pumice failed an exam, and ate it so they wouldn't have to show it to their parents.

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@carmine cairn gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @tidal bane, who was in the front row. @tidal bane died.

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@remote pumice took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

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@tight niche held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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@raw moss drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@carmine cairn took a potato chip... and ate it!

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Thanks to @raw moss's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @tight niche's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @tight niche tattled on them.

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@tight niche comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

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@carmine cairn found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

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@carmine cairn wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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@carmine cairn forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 6th place: @fleet spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @silent shore
100 points go to 9th place: @real quartz
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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fleet spoke Oct 30, 2025, 10:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 30, 2025, 10:38 PM

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real quartz Oct 30, 2025, 10:38 PM

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There are 19 players remaining.
@wary torrent, @burnt breach, @tight niche, @nova plover, @tidal bane, @real quartz, @brisk zephyr, @fleet spoke, @glacial totem, @native dragon, @remote pumice, @chrome steeple, @next hemlock, @deep shuttle, @raw moss, @carmine cairn, @loud crest, @hardy saffron, and @sacred grove
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@raw moss pulled out their Cobalt Sword and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @raw moss pulled out a vacuum instead.

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@real quartz screamed "Believe it!" and ran off into the distance with their arms sticking out backwards. What a weirdo.

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No one told @burnt breach that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @burnt breach died.

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@nova plover vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @nova plover died.

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@wary torrent adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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@carmine cairn brainstormed some festive and spooky Discord names to use for the holiday season.

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@sacred grove equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @real quartz into approaching. @sacred grove then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @real quartz with two Sniper Rifle shots. @real quartz died.

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@native dragon discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

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@tight niche got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@remote pumice watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

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@brisk zephyr tried to bargain with the Merchant, but messed up and ended up buying several things for a higher price.

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@loud crest hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

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@brisk zephyr tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @brisk zephyr died.

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@glacial totem was eaten by a tree. @glacial totem died.

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@chrome steeple started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

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@next hemlock started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

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@deep shuttle buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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@fleet spoke dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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@raw moss set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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@chrome steeple was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @chrome steeple died.

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@loud crest had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @loud crest wasn't a pie. @loud crest died.

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@hardy saffron sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @hardy saffron died.

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@tight niche tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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@sacred grove tried to kill the Wall of Flesh with a Platinum Shortsword. @sacred grove died.

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@remote pumice made some Synonym Rolls for @native dragon and @tidal bane. Just like Grammar used to make!

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@carmine cairn got lost in the desert, but found a genie who offered them a single wish. @carmine cairn wished for unlimited wealth. The genie magically deposited 9999 Platinum Coins into their Piggy Bank, smiled, and disappeared. @carmine cairn was overjoyed for a moment, but then remembered that they were still lost.

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@fleet spoke walked up to @wary torrent and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @fleet spoke, that kills people! @wary torrent died.

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@tidal bane saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @tidal bane died.

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While riding on minecart rails, @native dragon accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @native dragon died.

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@fleet spoke went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @fleet spoke died.

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@next hemlock put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @next hemlock whole. @next hemlock died.

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@raw moss and @deep shuttle huddled around @tight niche to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @tight niche's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

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@deep shuttle built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @deep shuttle died.

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@remote pumice was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @remote pumice died.

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@raw moss rescued @tight niche from drowning, but in reverse. @tight niche died.

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Using some fast flying maneuvers, @carmine cairn managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

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@raw moss confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

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@raw moss ate some Cheetos and warded off enemies with their cheesy fingers.

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@carmine cairn opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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@raw moss tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @next hemlock
100 points go to 7th place: @fleet spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @native dragon
100 points go to 9th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 10th place: @wary torrent

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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remote pumice Oct 30, 2025, 11:39 PM

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median night Oct 31, 2025, 12:06 AM

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unreal moat Oct 31, 2025, 12:15 AM

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tight niche Oct 31, 2025, 12:28 AM

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fleet spoke Oct 31, 2025, 12:29 AM

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native dragon Oct 31, 2025, 12:29 AM

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There are 18 players remaining.
@real quartz, @next hemlock, @remote pumice, @fleet spoke, @burnt breach, @long vine, @native dragon, @brisk zephyr, @hardy saffron, @unreal moat, @median night, @near mortar, @tidal bane, @potent talon, @raw moss, @nova plover, @tight niche, and @loud crest
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@real quartz attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @real quartz died.

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@median night teleported behind @burnt breach using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @burnt breach died.

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@long vine went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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@loud crest and @tight niche set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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@brisk zephyr was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @brisk zephyr died.

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@hardy saffron was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @hardy saffron died.

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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @potent talon was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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@unreal moat started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @unreal moat died.

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@nova plover trapped @near mortar in a maze, but while they were taunting @near mortar, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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@native dragon tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@next hemlock found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

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@median night tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @median night died.

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@native dragon went swimming during a Blood Moon. Their white swimsuit was ruined.

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@near mortar was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @near mortar died.

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@fleet spoke poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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@remote pumice somehow convinced @potent talon that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @potent talon died.

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@nova plover built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @nova plover died.

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@loud crest went down @next hemlock's chimney to deliver presents, but @next hemlock's fireplace was still in use. @loud crest died.

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@tight niche was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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@native dragon flipped a water bottle and got it to land upside-down. Unfortunately, this triggered a tiny land mine that was hidden in the bottle cap. @native dragon died.

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@next hemlock explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

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@long vine used an Inferno Fork to eat. @fleet spoke thought they didn't notice, but @long vine just really likes spicy food.

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@raw moss promised @remote pumice that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@tidal bane's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @tidal bane died.

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@tight niche looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@raw moss heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @raw moss stopped because their voice became horse.

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@next hemlock looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

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@fleet spoke preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@long vine visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @long vine thought her hands were more interesting.

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@fleet spoke and @tight niche played catch with a Paladin. @fleet spoke accidentally fumbled a catch. @fleet spoke died.

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@next hemlock tried to launch a poison dart frog at @raw moss through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @next hemlock has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @next hemlock died.

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@long vine ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @long vine died.

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@raw moss accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 5th place: @fleet spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 7th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 8th place: @native dragon
100 points go to 9th place: @loud crest
100 points go to 10th place: @nova plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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fleet spoke Oct 31, 2025, 12:41 AM

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nova plover Oct 31, 2025, 12:42 AM

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loud crest Oct 31, 2025, 12:43 AM

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next hemlock Oct 31, 2025, 12:45 AM

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real quartz Oct 31, 2025, 12:47 AM

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remote pumice Oct 31, 2025, 12:48 AM

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hardy saffron Oct 31, 2025, 12:51 AM

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brisk zephyr Oct 31, 2025, 12:51 AM

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unreal moat Oct 31, 2025, 12:52 AM

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near mortar Oct 31, 2025, 12:59 AM

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chrome steeple Oct 31, 2025, 1:00 AM

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tidal bane Oct 31, 2025, 1:04 AM

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median night Oct 31, 2025, 1:10 AM

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glacial totem Oct 31, 2025, 1:10 AM

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cosmic cosmos Oct 31, 2025, 1:14 AM

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exotic saddle Oct 31, 2025, 1:16 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 31, 2025, 1:26 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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There are 19 players remaining.
@real quartz, @next hemlock, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @fleet spoke, @long vine, @cosmic cosmos, @exotic saddle, @glacial totem, @brisk zephyr, @hardy saffron, @unreal moat, @median night, @near mortar, @chrome steeple, @tidal bane, @raw moss, @nova plover, and @loud crest
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@real quartz went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @real quartz died.

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@cosmic cosmos used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

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@median night and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @median night's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@raw moss made a low quality meme, which blew up overnight and made @raw moss rich and famous.

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@near mortar did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @carmine cairn, who happened to be passing by.

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@fleet spoke suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @fleet spoke died.

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@long vine tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @long vine died.

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@chrome steeple found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

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@remote pumice found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

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@nova plover drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

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@next hemlock heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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@glacial totem opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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@cosmic cosmos was walked on by a Martian Walker. @cosmic cosmos died.

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@hardy saffron found the Last Prism. Then @exotic saddle found another one, meaning that @hardy saffron's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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A zombie snuck up on @exotic saddle and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @exotic saddle died.

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@chrome steeple was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@unreal moat forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@near mortar squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

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@glacial totem snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @glacial totem died.

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@brisk zephyr caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @brisk zephyr died.

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@loud crest finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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@hardy saffron made some scary noises in the dark. @nova plover sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @hardy saffron died.

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@carmine cairn tried to kill @tidal bane with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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@remote pumice tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Purple Clubberfish instead of a Bug Net.

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@unreal moat followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @unreal moat discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @unreal moat died.

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@median night decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @median night died.

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@near mortar was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @near mortar died.

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@chrome steeple thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @chrome steeple died.

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@carmine cairn invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

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@tidal bane wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @tidal bane died.

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@loud crest and @remote pumice strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @loud crest suggested using cover against them. @remote pumice recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

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@raw moss saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

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@nova plover fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @nova plover died.

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@next hemlock hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @carmine cairn's house. @carmine cairn started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

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@remote pumice started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@next hemlock made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

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@loud crest solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

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@loud crest saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @loud crest died.

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@remote pumice accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @remote pumice died.

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@next hemlock challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @next hemlock died.

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@carmine cairn was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @loud crest
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 8th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @median night

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@brisk zephyr, @carmine cairn, @hardy saffron, @next hemlock, @nova plover, @loud crest, @raw moss, @real quartz, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @fleet spoke, @tidal bane, and @chrome steeple
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The fighting begins again!

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@raw moss, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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There once was a @brisk zephyr who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @brisk zephyr's insides, and all the animals were freed. @brisk zephyr died.

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@remote pumice paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

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@unreal moat rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @unreal moat's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@real quartz returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

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@next hemlock accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@tidal bane tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

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@hardy saffron saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @hardy saffron died.

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@nova plover underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @nova plover died.

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@loud crest found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @loud crest died.

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@real quartz dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @real quartz died.

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@unreal moat couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Beam Sword to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @unreal moat's heart and brain. @unreal moat died.

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@chrome steeple got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @chrome steeple died.

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@remote pumice hid from @carmine cairn after @next hemlock exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

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@raw moss, @tidal bane and @fleet spoke played hot potato with a grenade. @fleet spoke forgot to pass it on. @fleet spoke died.

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@carmine cairn had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

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@tidal bane tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @tidal bane died.

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@next hemlock crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @remote pumice laughed at them, not knowing that @next hemlock was just a completionist.

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@raw moss wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

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@remote pumice was stalking @raw moss's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @remote pumice died.

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@next hemlock was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @next hemlock died.

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@raw moss hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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@carmine cairn wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

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@carmine cairn patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @raw moss in disguise.

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@raw moss got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 6th place: @fleet spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @real quartz
100 points go to 10th place: @loud crest

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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