epic-battles

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[median night]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[sudden roost]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sudden roost, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[subtle gorge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@subtle gorge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @stone fossil, @median night, @remote pumice, @nimble sorrel, @sudden roost, @earnest apex, @long vine, and @subtle gorge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@long vine looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

@glacial totem brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @glacial totem died.

@raw moss decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @raw moss died.

@remote pumice wondered what Obama's last name is.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @median night is now goo. @median night died.

@nova plover was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

@nimble sorrel spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @nimble sorrel still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @nimble sorrel died.

@sudden roost put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @sudden roost died.

@subtle gorge began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

@long vine tried hacking into @tranquil wyvern's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @tranquil wyvern's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @tight niche's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

@stone fossil angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

@earnest apex wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

@remote pumice became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

@nova plover found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

@stone fossil wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @earnest apex. @earnest apex died.

@stone fossil wished for the ability to fly. @tranquil wyvern granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @stone fossil died.

@subtle gorge cornered @long vine at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @long vine started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

@remote pumice was building a nice house. @nova plover asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @remote pumice just looked confused.

@tight niche ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

@subtle gorge managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

@tranquil wyvern brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

@nova plover tried to launch a poison dart frog at @subtle gorge through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @nova plover has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @nova plover died.

@remote pumice searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

@tight niche didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

@tranquil wyvern fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @tranquil wyvern died.

The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @tight niche over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

@subtle gorge was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

@remote pumice dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @remote pumice is going to be stuck there for a while.

@long vine became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

@subtle gorge crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

@long vine stole @remote pumice's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @remote pumice was hurt, but only emotionally.

@tight niche didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @subtle gorge, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @subtle gorge died.

@remote pumice was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @remote pumice died.

@tight niche modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

@long vine spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @tight niche. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @subtle gorge
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @stone fossil
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @sudden roost
100 points go to 10th place: @nimble sorrel

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[next hemlock]

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[gleaming grove]

@next hemlock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[remote pumice]

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[gleaming grove]

@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[sudden roost]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sudden roost, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[median night]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@median night, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[grizzled tusk]

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[gleaming grove]

@grizzled tusk, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[restive lintel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@restive lintel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[nova plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[peak yoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@grizzled tusk, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @next hemlock, @nova plover, @median night, @remote pumice, @restive lintel, @sudden roost, @peak yoke, @long vine, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@median night tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @median night died.

@nova plover tried to kill @next hemlock, but failed to ask for consent.

@brave shore swung a Cutlass at @peak yoke and missed. However, @peak yoke acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @brave shore to receive a yellow card.

@restive lintel accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @restive lintel, go jump off that cliff. @restive lintel died.

@long vine drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

@tight niche watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

@sudden roost fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @sudden roost died.

@carmine cairn took a potato chip... and ate it!

After exploring in darkness for some time, @peak yoke found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @peak yoke was trapped for all eternity. @peak yoke died.

@nova plover used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @nova plover died.

@long vine woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

@remote pumice dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @remote pumice died.

@grizzled tusk's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @grizzled tusk died.

@carmine cairn tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

@tight niche jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

@tight niche started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

@carmine cairn was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

@brave shore tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

@long vine gave a hug to @next hemlock and almost choked them to death!

@next hemlock was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @next hemlock died.

@brave shore started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

@brave shore heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @brave shore died.

@long vine was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

@long vine drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @long vine died.

While sitting on a bench together with @carmine cairn, @tight niche leaned away and farted.

@carmine cairn ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @carmine cairn, @tight niche broke their fall with their own body. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 6th place: @grizzled tusk
100 points go to 7th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 8th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @sudden roost

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[remote pumice]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brisk zephyr]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brisk zephyr, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[next hemlock]

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[gleaming grove]

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[nova plover]

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[gleaming grove]

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[hardy saffron]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hardy saffron, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[sudden roost]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sudden roost, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[median night]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@median night, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[near mortar]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@brisk zephyr, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @hardy saffron, @next hemlock, @nova plover, @raw moss, @near mortar, @median night, @remote pumice, @sudden roost, and @long vine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

There once was a @brisk zephyr who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @brisk zephyr's insides, and all the animals were freed. @brisk zephyr died.

@carmine cairn threw a Stink Potion at @near mortar. @near mortar threw a Toxic Flask right back. @carmine cairn died.

@remote pumice invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

@next hemlock performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

@median night and @tight niche had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

@sudden roost built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @hardy saffron was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @hardy saffron died.

@next hemlock was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @next hemlock died.

@long vine was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

@near mortar made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @near mortar died.

@tight niche crafted @median night into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @median night died.

@raw moss told a chemistry joke and got a good reaction out of @sudden roost and @long vine.

@sudden roost attacked @tight niche with a Legendary Zenith, but @tight niche's pen was mightier. @sudden roost died.

@raw moss found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @long vine died.

@remote pumice was briefly jumpscared by @raw moss wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

@nova plover was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @nova plover died.

@tight niche accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @tight niche being mercilessly tickled by @remote pumice.

@raw moss listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @raw moss saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

@remote pumice tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @remote pumice died.

@tight niche's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @nova plover
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @sudden roost
100 points go to 7th place: @median night
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @next hemlock
100 points go to 10th place: @hardy saffron

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[brisk zephyr]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brisk zephyr, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hardy saffron]

Bb!register

[sudden roost]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sudden roost, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hardy saffron]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hardy saffron, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[remote pumice]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[charred pond]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@charred pond, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[nova plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@ionic hawk, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@brisk zephyr, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @hardy saffron, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @sudden roost, @charred pond, @ionic hawk, and @long vine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@carmine cairn drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in hell. They then drank another and teleported out. Good thing there weren't any ancient Romans around to see that, or they'd be very upset.

@brisk zephyr lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

@brisk zephyr accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @brisk zephyr died.

@hardy saffron swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @hardy saffron died.

@remote pumice vaporized @sudden roost with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @sudden roost died.

@charred pond went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @ionic hawk and @long vine summoned the Impending Doom. @charred pond died.

@long vine didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @long vine died.

@ionic hawk sang a song to try to impress @remote pumice, @glacial totem, and @tight niche. They all clapped, but it turns out that they were just trying to kill some mosquitoes.

@raw moss and @carmine cairn were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @raw moss played solitaire. @carmine cairn stood behind them and watched.

@raw moss entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @tight niche flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

@nova plover got burninated by Tim. @nova plover died.

@ionic hawk ran out of bullets while fighting @remote pumice, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @remote pumice died.

@ionic hawk hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @ionic hawk died.

@carmine cairn climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @tight niche and @glacial totem.

Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @raw moss excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

@glacial totem reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @glacial totem died.

@carmine cairn watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

@raw moss sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @raw moss died.

@carmine cairn decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

@tight niche drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @carmine cairn mopped @tight niche up with a tissue. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 5th place: @ionic hawk
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @charred pond
100 points go to 10th place: @sudden roost

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brisk zephyr]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brisk zephyr, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[nova plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hardy saffron]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hardy saffron, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[loud crest]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@loud crest, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[remote pumice]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[unreal moat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@brisk zephyr, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @hardy saffron, @nova plover, @loud crest, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, and @long vine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@brisk zephyr was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @brisk zephyr died.

@glacial totem performed open heart surgery on @hardy saffron, even though @hardy saffron never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @hardy saffron died.

@raw moss broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

@carmine cairn slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @nova plover's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @nova plover died.

@tight niche tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

@unreal moat tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

@long vine made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

@raw moss somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

@loud crest wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @loud crest died.

@unreal moat looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

@tight niche made some Synonym Rolls for @glacial totem and @remote pumice. Just like Grammar used to make!

@glacial totem unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @glacial totem died.

@unreal moat claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @remote pumice was morbidly interested.

@unreal moat used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @unreal moat died.

@remote pumice accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @remote pumice died.

@carmine cairn started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @raw moss forced them to put in some more effort.

@tight niche tried to confess their love to @carmine cairn, but @carmine cairn interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

A Martian Probe spotted @long vine, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @long vine was too boring.

@raw moss and @long vine found themselves falling from a considerable height. @raw moss landed in a pool of water. @long vine did not. @long vine died.

@tight niche tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @tight niche died.

@carmine cairn took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 7th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 8th place: @loud crest
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @hardy saffron

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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[hardy saffron]

bb!register

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[loud crest]

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[brisk zephyr]

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[sudden roost]

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[main crystal]

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[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

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[nova plover]

bb!register

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[raw moss]

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[chrome steeple]

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[unreal moat]

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[carmine cairn]

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[slim gull]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[remote pumice]

bb!register

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[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @slim gull, @brisk zephyr, @hardy saffron, @unreal moat, @chrome steeple, @sudden roost, @raw moss, @potent talon, @nova plover, @tight niche, @main crystal, and @loud crest
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@main crystal started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

@carmine cairn and @loud crest cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @loud crest, because @carmine cairn was wearing Frost armor.

@slim gull saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @slim gull died.

@brisk zephyr dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @brisk zephyr died.

@hardy saffron was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @hardy saffron died.

@unreal moat boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @unreal moat died.

@sudden roost passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

@tight niche heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

@chrome steeple managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @chrome steeple found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @chrome steeple died.

@potent talon tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @potent talon died.

@main crystal went noodling for catfish, but only found piranhas. @main crystal died.

@nova plover started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

@remote pumice bashed @carmine cairn in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

@loud crest asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @sudden roost, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @loud crest to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @loud crest died.

@nova plover put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@nova plover died.

@raw moss learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

@remote pumice started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @remote pumice - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @remote pumice then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

@sudden roost jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @sudden roost died.

@tight niche picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

@remote pumice accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @remote pumice died.

@carmine cairn and @tight niche huddled around @raw moss to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @raw moss's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

@carmine cairn and @raw moss had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

@tight niche thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @raw moss. Apparently, not that many. @raw moss died.

@tight niche iwwegawy owoed to @carmine cairn and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @sudden roost
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @loud crest
100 points go to 8th place: @main crystal
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @chrome steeple

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[fleet spoke]

bb!register

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[hardy saffron]

bb!register

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[brisk zephyr]

bb!register

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[loud crest]

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[glacial totem]

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[nova plover]

bb!register

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[raw moss]

bb!register

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[sudden roost]

bb!register

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@sudden roost, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unreal moat]

bb!register

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tidal bane]

bb!register

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@tidal bane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

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@glacial totem, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@brisk zephyr, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @hardy saffron, @nova plover, @loud crest, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @sudden roost, @fleet spoke, @long vine, and @tidal bane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@brisk zephyr found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @brisk zephyr died.

@long vine was cornered by @loud crest, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

@tight niche consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

@hardy saffron tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @hardy saffron died.

@tidal bane was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

@loud crest accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @loud crest died.

@raw moss tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

@fleet spoke accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

@sudden roost blew @glacial totem to bits using an exploding bed. @glacial totem died.

@carmine cairn tried to attack @tidal bane with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

@nova plover tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

@unreal moat tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @unreal moat died.

@tight niche built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

There was a snake in @sudden roost's boot! @sudden roost died.

@nova plover played rock-paper-scissors with @fleet spoke. @nova plover played paper. @fleet spoke played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @nova plover was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @nova plover died.

@fleet spoke practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @fleet spoke died.

@tidal bane took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @tidal bane died.

@tight niche got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @long vine got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @tight niche died.

@carmine cairn and @raw moss were about to face off, but @carmine cairn had to run off to the restroom first.

@raw moss had @long vine lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @long vine, this wasn't a magic show. @long vine died.

Out of boredom, @carmine cairn used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

@carmine cairn reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 6th place: @fleet spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 8th place: @sudden roost
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[fleet spoke]

bb!register

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[unreal moat]

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[long vine]

bb!register

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[raw moss]

bb!register

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[lean dew]

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[chrome steeple]

bb!register

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[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

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[deep shuttle]

bb!register

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[tidal bane]

bb!register

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[remote pumice]

bb!register

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[nova plover]

bb!register

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[sacred grove]

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[kindred token]

bb!register

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 14 players remaining.
@kindred token, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @fleet spoke, @long vine, @sacred grove, @unreal moat, @chrome steeple, @tidal bane, @potent talon, @raw moss, @lean dew, @nova plover, and @deep shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@chrome steeple marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

@kindred token took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @kindred token died.

@unreal moat took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @unreal moat died.

@chrome steeple declared that 64 was their favorite number. @tidal bane wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @chrome steeple by stabbing them 64 times. @chrome steeple died.

@potent talon kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @potent talon red. @potent talon died.

@remote pumice drew swords on the ground. @lean dew started stomping all over them. Furious, @remote pumice picked one up and stabbed @lean dew with it.. @lean dew died.

@long vine walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

@fleet spoke started riding a Unicorn. @remote pumice chased @fleet spoke while knocking two coconut halves together.

@nova plover started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @nova plover died.

@deep shuttle made fun of @long vine for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @long vine shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @deep shuttle died.

@fleet spoke's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @fleet spoke died.

@raw moss lured @tidal bane into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @tidal bane's dust allergy! @tidal bane died.

@carmine cairn complained that they had no life, so @raw moss used a Life Drain to take @sacred grove's life and give it to @carmine cairn. @sacred grove died.

@remote pumice bragged to @raw moss about their combat skills. @raw moss didn't really know @remote pumice and had no idea how this conversation started.

@remote pumice challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @remote pumice died.

@long vine became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

@carmine cairn tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

@long vine was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @long vine died.

@carmine cairn has fallen, and they can't get up. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @sacred grove
150 points go to 6th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 7th place: @fleet spoke
100 points go to 8th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @lean dew

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[fleet spoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fleet spoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tidal bane]

bb!register

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@tidal bane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[sacred grove]

bb!register

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[nova plover]

bb!register

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@nova plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[modern plover]

bb!register

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@modern plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@tight niche, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @sacred grove, @modern plover, @long vine, @fleet spoke, and @tidal bane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@nova plover tried to remember how many loaves of bread they had eaten in their life.

@glacial totem used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @glacial totem. @glacial totem died.

@sacred grove fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @sacred grove died.

@fleet spoke drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

@tidal bane huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

@modern plover and @long vine had a practice fight with novelty weapons.

@raw moss was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

@raw moss tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

@modern plover flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @modern plover's face off with its bare hands. @modern plover died.

@fleet spoke became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

While exploring a swamp, @long vine caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

@nova plover started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @carmine cairn forced them to put in some more effort.

@tight niche hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @tight niche could pull it to shore.

@nova plover obscured @long vine's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @long vine escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

@raw moss's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

@long vine picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @long vine died.

@tidal bane managed to kill @nova plover by doing absolutely nothing. @nova plover died.

@fleet spoke lost their wallet. About a minute later, the Traveling Merchant arrived, offering a Companion Cube for sale.

@carmine cairn found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

@tight niche felt unimaginable pain. This pain was caused by being one Luminite Bar short of crafting a Drill Containment Unit.

@tidal bane found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

@raw moss called @fleet spoke a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @fleet spoke died.

@tidal bane swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @tidal bane died.

@carmine cairn accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

@raw moss rang a Fairy Bell. Suddenly, a small blue fairy appeared, and tried to pester @raw moss with unnecessary advice.

@carmine cairn claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

@tight niche watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

@raw moss started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

@carmine cairn tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

@raw moss's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

@tight niche drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

@tight niche was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @tight niche died.

@carmine cairn wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

@raw moss accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @raw moss was forgiven.

@carmine cairn took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

@carmine cairn tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @carmine cairn decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @raw moss into fertilizer. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 5th place: @fleet spoke
150 points go to 6th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 9th place: @sacred grove
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[tidal bane]

bb!register

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@tidal bane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

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[lean dew]

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[long vine]

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[nova plover]

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[real gale]

bb!register

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@real gale, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fleet spoke]

bb!register

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@fleet spoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[modern plover]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@modern plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

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@raw moss, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@livid shuttle, @carmine cairn, @nova plover, @raw moss, @real gale, @modern plover, @lean dew, @long vine, @fleet spoke, and @tidal bane
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

A witch prophesized that @fleet spoke would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

@livid shuttle became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @livid shuttle died.

@lean dew found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @nova plover died.

@real gale opportunistically attacked @modern plover with a Iron Broadsword while their cell phone was ringing. @modern plover died.

Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @tidal bane tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

@long vine tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

Poor @real gale. @real gale keeps getting pinged over and over again. @real gale is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @real gale. @real gale. @real gale.

@tidal bane wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @lean dew on a spit. @lean dew died.

@raw moss went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

@fleet spoke and @carmine cairn were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

@fleet spoke received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @fleet spoke died.

@long vine decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

@raw moss found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

A strange device attached itself to @tidal bane's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @tidal bane died.

@raw moss promised to @carmine cairn that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

@real gale dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @long vine fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

@long vine walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

@real gale was briefly jumpscared by @raw moss wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

@carmine cairn fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

@real gale accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @real gale died. @real gale died. @real gale died. @real gale died.

@raw moss bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @raw moss was blown to smithereens. @raw moss died.

@long vine gave @carmine cairn Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @long vine!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @long vine
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @real gale
150 points go to 5th place: @tidal bane
150 points go to 6th place: @fleet spoke
100 points go to 7th place: @lean dew
100 points go to 8th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 9th place: @nova plover
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

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[main python]

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[carmine cairn]

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[modern plover]

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[glacial totem]

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[olive garden]

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[potent talon]

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[brave shore]

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[proud lava]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@proud lava, @olive garden, @livid shuttle, @carmine cairn, @main python, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @modern plover, @potent talon, and @brave shore
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@livid shuttle obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

@proud lava summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @proud lava died.

@olive garden tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

@brave shore made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @olive garden. @olive garden died.

@livid shuttle always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @livid shuttle died.

@carmine cairn was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @carmine cairn died.

@glacial totem wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

@raw moss entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

@main python used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @main python died.

@glacial totem tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @glacial totem died.

@potent talon was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

@modern plover tried to attack @potent talon by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @modern plover died.

@brave shore couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

@potent talon tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @potent talon died.

@brave shore was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @brave shore died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @potent talon
150 points go to 4th place: @modern plover
150 points go to 5th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 6th place: @main python
100 points go to 7th place: @carmine cairn
100 points go to 8th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 9th place: @olive garden
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[main python]

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[brave shore]

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[long vine]

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[wet heron]

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[hard dagger]

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[amber ermine]

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[brisk zephyr]

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[tight niche]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @brisk zephyr, @hard dagger, @olive garden, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @main python, @raw moss, @wet heron, @modern plover, @ionic hawk, @long vine, and @brave shore
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The fighting begins again!

@brisk zephyr loves @raw moss to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @brisk zephyr died.

@tranquil wyvern fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

@long vine forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

@amber ermine landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @amber ermine accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @amber ermine died.

@ionic hawk relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

@modern plover tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

@olive garden tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

@brave shore tried to attack @main python with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @brave shore to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

@hard dagger suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

@main python tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @main python died.

@long vine wondered why weapons can't be painted.

@wet heron swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @wet heron died.

@modern plover ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @modern plover died.

@hard dagger mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

@tight niche returned to their house, only to find that @brave shore had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

@raw moss wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

@olive garden accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @olive garden allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

@brave shore spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @brave shore still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @brave shore died.

@raw moss boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

@tranquil wyvern ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @tranquil wyvern died.

@hard dagger went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @hard dagger decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

@tight niche tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

@hard dagger started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @hard dagger soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @hard dagger died.

@olive garden drank an Inferno Potion and set the Jungle on fire, making headlines across the globe.

@long vine recruited @ionic hawk as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

@olive garden ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @olive garden died.

@raw moss modified @ionic hawk's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @ionic hawk was never seen again. @ionic hawk died.

@long vine thought they assassinated @tight niche, but it was just @long vine in disguise. Huh? @long vine died.

@tight niche got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @ionic hawk
150 points go to 5th place: @olive garden
150 points go to 6th place: @hard dagger
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 9th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 10th place: @wet heron

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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[brisk zephyr]

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[dusky elbow]

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[raw moss]

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[main python]

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[gray sky]

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[long vine]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[amber ermine]

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[near mortar]

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[winged acorn]

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[tight niche]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@main python, @winged acorn, @long vine, @olive garden, @tranquil wyvern, @brisk zephyr, @near mortar, @raw moss, @tight niche, @gray sky, @amber ermine, and @dusky elbow
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The fighting begins again!

@main python spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

@near mortar painted the Snow biome yellow.

@main python decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @main python died.

@winged acorn tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @winged acorn died.

@long vine did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @long vine died.

Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @gray sky excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

@tight niche has won the battle! The sound of cheering fills the air! The trophy is heavy! Wait, too heavy. @tight niche woke up to find an anvil had been placed on their stomach. Why?

@olive garden threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

@dusky elbow stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

After partying all night, @olive garden was shot by @gray sky in a swimming pool. @olive garden died.

If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @raw moss thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @near mortar wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

@tight niche summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

@brisk zephyr wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @brisk zephyr turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @brisk zephyr died.

@near mortar read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @near mortar died.

@raw moss burst with happiness, quite literally. @raw moss died.

@amber ermine played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

@tranquil wyvern smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

@dusky elbow constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

@gray sky thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

@gray sky was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @gray sky died.

@amber ermine didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @amber ermine died.

@dusky elbow tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @dusky elbow died.

Through the mighty winds of the desert, @tranquil wyvern saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @tight niche stabbed them in the back. @tranquil wyvern died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @dusky elbow
150 points go to 4th place: @amber ermine
150 points go to 5th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 6th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @brisk zephyr
100 points go to 9th place: @olive garden
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

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[hardy saffron]

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[brisk zephyr]

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[loud crest]

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[amber ermine]

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[steel sentinel]

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[gray sky]

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[near mortar]

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[crystal copper]

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[long vine]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[tight niche]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @long vine, @olive garden, @tranquil wyvern, @crystal copper, @brisk zephyr, @hardy saffron, @near mortar, @chrome steeple, @tight niche, @gray sky, @loud crest, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

@tight niche saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @olive garden instead. @olive garden died.

The moon hit @crystal copper's eye like a big pizza pie. @crystal copper died.

@near mortar accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

@brisk zephyr took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

@brisk zephyr stepped onto a racetrack and was immediately strafed to death by a crowd of dart-throwing monkeys. @brisk zephyr died.

@hardy saffron was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @hardy saffron died.

@near mortar used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @near mortar died.

@steel sentinel looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

@chrome steeple learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @chrome steeple died.

@steel sentinel started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

@gray sky traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @gray sky died.

@tight niche opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

@amber ermine suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

@loud crest took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @loud crest died.

@amber ermine playfully poked @tranquil wyvern and laughed. @tranquil wyvern playfully poked them back with a North Pole. @amber ermine died.

@long vine found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

@steel sentinel replaced @tranquil wyvern's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @tranquil wyvern died.

@steel sentinel soaked their plain white T-shirt in a vat full of colorful pigments. @steel sentinel dyed.

@long vine unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @long vine died.

@tight niche wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

@tight niche threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

@steel sentinel developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @tight niche was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @amber ermine
150 points go to 6th place: @loud crest
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @hardy saffron

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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[long vine]

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[brisk zephyr]

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[loud crest]

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[chrome steeple]

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[unreal moat]

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[steel sentinel]

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[grizzled tusk]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[near mortar]

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[amber ermine]

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[tight niche]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @brisk zephyr, @steel sentinel, @grizzled tusk, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @loud crest, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @long vine, and @chrome steeple
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@brisk zephyr spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @brisk zephyr died.

@loud crest briefly considered proposing marriage to @steel sentinel, but married a bee instead.

@amber ermine and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @chrome steeple was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

@tight niche went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

@tranquil wyvern and @near mortar got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

@long vine dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @long vine is going to be stuck there for a while.

@amber ermine ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @amber ermine died.

@unreal moat fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

@loud crest drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @loud crest died.

@near mortar painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

@grizzled tusk woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

@tight niche kept talking, but stopped after @tranquil wyvern held up their hand. @tranquil wyvern demonstrated the power of the Force.

@steel sentinel shot @near mortar in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @near mortar died.

@unreal moat lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @unreal moat died.

@chrome steeple challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @chrome steeple died.

@grizzled tusk climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @steel sentinel and @tight niche.

@long vine cut through @grizzled tusk with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @grizzled tusk died.

@tranquil wyvern used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @tranquil wyvern died.

@long vine started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

@tight niche had a terrible night. @tight niche died.

@steel sentinel ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

@long vine programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @grizzled tusk
150 points go to 6th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @loud crest
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[brisk zephyr]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brisk zephyr, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[loud crest]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@loud crest, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tidal bane]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tidal bane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fleet spoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fleet spoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[abstract thunder]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@abstract thunder, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[molten crescent]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@molten crescent, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unreal moat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[chrome steeple]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@chrome steeple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[near mortar]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hardy saffron]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hardy saffron, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gray sky]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[molten crescent]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@molten crescent, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[nimble gorge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@nimble gorge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 17 players remaining.
@amber ermine, @near mortar, @tight niche, @unreal moat, @tranquil wyvern, @tidal bane, @brisk zephyr, @fleet spoke, @steel sentinel, @chrome steeple, @nimble gorge, @abstract thunder, @carmine cairn, @loud crest, @gray sky, @hardy saffron, and @molten crescent
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@amber ermine stole @chrome steeple's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @chrome steeple was hurt, but only emotionally.

@unreal moat, @loud crest, and @hardy saffron formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

@near mortar went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @near mortar's canvas.

@steel sentinel didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @amber ermine's. @amber ermine died.

@molten crescent disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @near mortar, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @near mortar died.

@unreal moat challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @unreal moat died.

@brisk zephyr got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @brisk zephyr, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @brisk zephyr died.

@gray sky, @nimble gorge, and @tight niche worked on a group project, but it looked like @gray sky was doing most of the work.

@chrome steeple was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @chrome steeple died.

@tidal bane won in a fight against @abstract thunder by a literal landslide, and buried them under several tons of rock. @abstract thunder died.

@loud crest fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @loud crest died.

@nimble gorge headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @gray sky had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

@hardy saffron made a Wood Shortsword, and was arrested and executed for committing high treason. @hardy saffron died.

@carmine cairn launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

@fleet spoke put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @fleet spoke died.

@molten crescent finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

@steel sentinel and @gray sky found themselves falling from a considerable height. @steel sentinel landed in a pool of water. @gray sky did not. @gray sky died.

@tidal bane knocked furiously on @molten crescent's door while holding an axe. @molten crescent shouted, "Who's there?"

@carmine cairn was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @tranquil wyvern stopped them in time.

@tight niche made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

@tidal bane tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @tidal bane quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

@tidal bane became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @tidal bane died.

@nimble gorge couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

@molten crescent stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @molten crescent died.

@steel sentinel was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

@tight niche handed @nimble gorge a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @nimble gorge died.

@tranquil wyvern commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

@steel sentinel contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

@tight niche tried to kill @carmine cairn, but failed to ask for consent.

@tranquil wyvern read an article about spiders that said that they were harmless little creatures. @tranquil wyvern then decided to jump into a Spider Nest to find out if this was real. @tranquil wyvern died.

@steel sentinel and @tight niche relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

@carmine cairn started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

@steel sentinel caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @steel sentinel died.

While examining a strange emblem, @carmine cairn accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @nimble gorge
150 points go to 6th place: @molten crescent
100 points go to 7th place: @tidal bane
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @fleet spoke
100 points go to 10th place: @hardy saffron

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[brisk zephyr]

bb!register

[jolly swift]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brisk zephyr, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tidal bane]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tidal bane, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[loud crest]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@loud crest, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hardy saffron]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hardy saffron, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[molten crescent]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@molten crescent, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unreal moat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[near mortar]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[gray sky]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fleet spoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fleet spoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[steel sentinel]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[remote pumice]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[chrome steeple]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@chrome steeple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[low mesa]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@low mesa, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@remote glen, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[hard scaffold]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@hard scaffold, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[chrome steeple]

bb!REGisTER

[gleaming grove]

@chrome steeple, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 20 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @remote glen, @fleet spoke, @long vine, @jolly swift, @brisk zephyr, @molten crescent, @hardy saffron, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @chrome steeple, @tidal bane, @hard scaffold, @tight niche, @gray sky, @loud crest, @low mesa, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@long vine tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @long vine died.

@brisk zephyr moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @brisk zephyr died.

@fleet spoke didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

@hardy saffron and @molten crescent were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @hardy saffron fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @hardy saffron died.

@steel sentinel underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

@tidal bane decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"