#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 13

gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 9:36 PM

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@carmine cairn lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 5th place: @delicate flax
150 points go to 6th place: @nocturne herald
100 points go to 7th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @visual oyster
100 points go to 9th place: @main python
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

delicate flax Oct 25, 2025, 9:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 9:38 PM

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@delicate flax, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

chrome steeple Oct 25, 2025, 9:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 9:39 PM

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raw moss Oct 25, 2025, 9:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 9:39 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Oct 25, 2025, 9:42 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 9:42 PM

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glacial totem Oct 25, 2025, 9:47 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 9:47 PM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Oct 25, 2025, 9:55 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 9:55 PM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

median night Oct 25, 2025, 10:03 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 10:03 PM

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@median night, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

serene rune Oct 25, 2025, 10:09 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 10:09 PM

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@serene rune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

earnest apex Oct 25, 2025, 10:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 10:24 PM

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@earnest apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Oct 25, 2025, 10:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 10:27 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Oct 25, 2025, 10:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 10:28 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Oct 25, 2025, 10:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 10:28 PM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Oct 25, 2025, 10:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 10:28 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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grizzled tusk Oct 25, 2025, 10:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 10:30 PM

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@grizzled tusk, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brazen plaza Oct 25, 2025, 10:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 10:30 PM

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@brazen plaza, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @brazen plaza, @long vine, @glacial totem, @serene rune, @median night, @delicate flax, @chrome steeple, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @grizzled tusk, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@long vine didn't have enough Vertebrae for crafting purposes, so they stole @steel sentinel's. @steel sentinel died.

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @serene rune was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @brazen plaza over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@glacial totem kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @carmine cairn had had enough, so they scooped @glacial totem to death with an ice cream spoon. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @raw moss's ego received a small boost.

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@earnest apex threw @serene rune in the washing machine and turned it on. @serene rune died.

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@median night wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @median night died.

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@peak yoke wrote a book about the history of Terraria. Everyone loved it, except for the Mechanic.

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@grizzled tusk woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

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@delicate flax accidentally used their Magic Mirror while in the middle of a manic looting spree.

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@earnest apex tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

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@delicate flax playfully poked @long vine and laughed. @long vine playfully poked them back with a Sky Dragon's Fury. @delicate flax died.

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@brazen plaza combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@chrome steeple damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@grizzled tusk offered to add a gold trim to @raw moss's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@chrome steeple accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @chrome steeple died.

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@remote pumice swung a Platinum Shortsword at @grizzled tusk and missed. However, @grizzled tusk acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @remote pumice to receive a yellow card.

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @peak yoke randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@earnest apex tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @raw moss demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @earnest apex by two. @earnest apex died.

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@brazen plaza tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

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@peak yoke was impaled by a stream of frozen urine that had leaked out of a passing jet plane. @peak yoke died.

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@long vine built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

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@raw moss made a pair of Sunglasses. Demon Eyes were harmed in the process.

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@brazen plaza's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @brazen plaza died.

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@carmine cairn and @remote pumice played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @carmine cairn was the chicken. @remote pumice died.

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@long vine decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

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@long vine made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn and the Arms Dealer were arrested for trading Illegal Gun Parts after @grizzled tusk tattled on them.

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@grizzled tusk was kidnapped and turned into a donkey. Then they got swallowed by a whale. @grizzled tusk died.

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@raw moss was offered a chance to monetize their scene, but declined because they have a strong sense of integrity. Almost as strong as Flex Tape, now available at a hardware store near you. Buy now while supplies last.

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@raw moss spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @grizzled tusk
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @brazen plaza
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 10th place: @delicate flax

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

long vine Oct 25, 2025, 10:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 10:40 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

median night Oct 25, 2025, 10:54 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 10:54 PM

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@median night, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Oct 25, 2025, 11:04 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 11:04 PM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Oct 25, 2025, 11:09 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 11:09 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Oct 25, 2025, 11:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 11:20 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

deep shuttle Oct 25, 2025, 11:31 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 11:31 PM

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@deep shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

earnest apex Oct 25, 2025, 11:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 11:39 PM

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chrome steeple Oct 25, 2025, 11:50 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 11:50 PM

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umbral wing Oct 25, 2025, 11:58 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 11:58 PM

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brave shore Oct 26, 2025, 12:06 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 12:06 AM

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proud lava Oct 26, 2025, 12:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 12:20 AM

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raw moss Oct 26, 2025, 12:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 12:27 AM

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silk schooner Oct 26, 2025, 12:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 12:29 AM

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@silk schooner, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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glacial totem Oct 26, 2025, 12:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 12:30 AM

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@glacial totem, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @long vine, @brave shore, @umbral wing, @glacial totem, @proud lava, @median night, @chrome steeple, @raw moss, @earnest apex, @silk schooner, @peak yoke, and @deep shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@carmine cairn didn't care to look at their Obsidian Skin buff duration. @carmine cairn died.

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@median night entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

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@brave shore tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

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@umbral wing built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @umbral wing died.

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@chrome steeple fell into a spider cave, but fortunately managed to kill all the spiders.

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@glacial totem spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @glacial totem died.

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@deep shuttle and @earnest apex played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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@raw moss found a Mystic Frog, but it was killed by a Jungle Slime before they could reach it.

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@proud lava accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @median night was watching. @proud lava died.

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@silk schooner and @long vine found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@earnest apex was cornered by @chrome steeple, but survived by bribing them with 3 platinum coins.

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@deep shuttle tried summoning demons using a demonic ritual, but failed because they forgot to convert between centimeters and inches.

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@chrome steeple was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @chrome steeple died.

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@brave shore used scientific reasoning to prove that the world is flat.

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@long vine argued with @peak yoke about whether the staircases in their tower should run clockwise or counterclockwise.

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@median night built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

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@raw moss found a room full of Bunny Banners in @earnest apex's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @earnest apex. @earnest apex died.

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@brave shore built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

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@deep shuttle saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

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@peak yoke was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @peak yoke died.

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@long vine tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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@median night asked for @raw moss's autograph. At first, @raw moss was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

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@deep shuttle made fun of @silk schooner for playing weird instruments like the kazoo and harmonica. Then @silk schooner shut them up by killing them with a musical saw. @deep shuttle died.

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@median night started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @median night died.

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@raw moss slipped some peanut butter, gluten, eggs, milk, shellfish, soy, pollen, latex, cat hair, bee venom, and dust mites into @silk schooner's sandwich. Evidently, at least one of them must have worked. @silk schooner died.

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@raw moss and @long vine were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @raw moss, but left @long vine alone because they smelled funny. @raw moss died.

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@long vine accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @silk schooner
150 points go to 5th place: @median night
150 points go to 6th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

umbral wing Oct 26, 2025, 12:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 12:38 AM

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@umbral wing, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Oct 26, 2025, 12:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 12:39 AM

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floral rose Oct 26, 2025, 12:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 12:41 AM

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chrome steeple Oct 26, 2025, 12:50 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 12:50 AM

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raw moss Oct 26, 2025, 1:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 1:26 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

median night Oct 26, 2025, 1:49 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 1:49 AM

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@median night, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

thick steppe Oct 26, 2025, 2:23 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 2:23 AM

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@thick steppe, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Oct 26, 2025, 2:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 2:28 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Oct 26, 2025, 2:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 2:29 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

earnest apex Oct 26, 2025, 2:31 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 2:31 AM

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@earnest apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Oct 26, 2025, 2:31 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 2:31 AM

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sacred grove Oct 26, 2025, 2:44 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 2:44 AM

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deep shuttle Oct 26, 2025, 3:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 3:22 AM

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@deep shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Oct 26, 2025, 3:29 AM

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gleaming grove <@!1191128088029966399>, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming ...

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 3:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @long vine, @brave shore, @umbral wing, @sacred grove, @floral rose, @thick steppe, @median night, @unreal moat, @chrome steeple, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @tight niche, and @deep shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@brave shore drank a blue potion that they found on a shelf in the Dungeon. They felt more powerful, but also a bit sick.

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@umbral wing started building their own artificial floating island with a beach.

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@tight niche started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

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@carmine cairn invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

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@long vine ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @long vine died.

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@umbral wing gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @umbral wing died.

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@sacred grove died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @sacred grove died.

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@thick steppe tried to shoot @unreal moat using Rocket IVs as ammo, but missed every single shot. @chrome steeple's newly built house is now a pile of rubble.

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@deep shuttle donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

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@median night stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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@floral rose drank from a bottle that they found on the ground, thinking it was pineapple soda. They were surprised to find that it was salty.

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@floral rose and @carmine cairn relaxed in the shade while watching squirrels.

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@floral rose tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @floral rose died.

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@thick steppe played Terraria on their 3DS, but couldn't seem to find a third dimension anywhere.

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@deep shuttle felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @chrome steeple took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

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@unreal moat found some Diamond Ore. @brave shore quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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@thick steppe gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @thick steppe died.

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@median night followed a treasure map. Three steps east, five steps north, twenty steps west, and X marks the spot. @median night discovered buried treasure: a landmine! @median night died.

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@carmine cairn heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @deep shuttle, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@unreal moat picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @unreal moat died.

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@raw moss tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

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@chrome steeple tried to explain to @earnest apex that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @earnest apex countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @chrome steeple died.

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All that glitters is not gold. @tight niche disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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@earnest apex invented a weapon that could launch black holes! They fired it once and immediately got spaghettified. @earnest apex died.

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@tight niche ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

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@brave shore did the Merchant's job for a day. They ended up with piles upon piles of Grilled Squirrels, Jellyfish Necklaces, and Night Vision Helmets, and no idea what to do with them.

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@deep shuttle started a throwing class-only playthrough, but then Redigit snapped his fingers and @deep shuttle suddenly didn't feel so good. @deep shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn and @brave shore had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@raw moss calculated how much closer they would get to their point goal if they won this battle.

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@tight niche wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

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@brave shore wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@raw moss was vehicularly manslaughtered by @carmine cairn's minecart. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche heard weird noises coming from inside the trees.

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@brave shore was forked like spaghetti by a Red Devil. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi

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@tight niche found a copper coin on the ground! Oh... it was glued in place.

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@carmine cairn tickled @tight niche from behind while they were busy sharpening their Slap Hand. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 7th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @median night
100 points go to 10th place: @thick steppe

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

long vine Oct 26, 2025, 3:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 3:42 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Oct 26, 2025, 3:44 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 3:44 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

earnest apex Oct 26, 2025, 3:45 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 3:45 AM

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@earnest apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Oct 26, 2025, 3:48 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 3:48 AM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

deep shuttle Oct 26, 2025, 3:49 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 3:49 AM

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@deep shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

median night Oct 26, 2025, 3:56 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 3:56 AM

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tight niche Oct 26, 2025, 4:29 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @long vine, @umbral wing, @sacred grove, @livid shuttle, @unreal moat, @median night, @near mortar, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @tight niche, and @deep shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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@umbral wing forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @umbral wing died.

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@raw moss opportunistically attacked @sacred grove with a Tungsten Broadsword while their cell phone was ringing. @sacred grove died.

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@earnest apex took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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@median night used their embezzled funds to shred through @livid shuttle with a Coin Gun. @livid shuttle died.

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@unreal moat found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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@unreal moat fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @unreal moat died.

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@long vine had @median night lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @median night, this wasn't a magic show. @median night died.

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@tight niche consulted all known laws of aviation and determined that there was no way that Demon Eyes should be able to fly.

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@near mortar was listening to heavy metal when they were suddenly squashed by a falling anvil. @near mortar died.

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@earnest apex and @long vine spotted a Razorblade Typhoon on the floor. They played tug-of-war with it. Nobody won, and the book was ruined.

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@carmine cairn accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

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@earnest apex was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @earnest apex died.

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@tight niche started trying to popularize the phrase "Yaaas queen". In the meantime, a faint buzzing noise was heard from someplace far away.

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@tight niche activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@carmine cairn dressed up as a boulder and did somersaults towards @deep shuttle, who got so scared that they ran blindly, stepped on a pressure plate, and got crushed by an actual boulder. @deep shuttle died.

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@raw moss shot @long vine to death with a finger gun. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn was swallowed up by a slime! They weren't hurt, but all their clothes got melted off.

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@raw moss handed @tight niche a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @raw moss wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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@carmine cairn hid an actuator in @raw moss's lunch. Later that day, @raw moss stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 6th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @median night
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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unreal moat Oct 26, 2025, 4:38 AM

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raw moss Oct 26, 2025, 4:45 AM

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potent talon Oct 26, 2025, 4:50 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

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near mortar Oct 26, 2025, 5:01 AM

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chrome steeple Oct 26, 2025, 5:04 AM

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glass vine Oct 26, 2025, 5:06 AM

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velvet dune Oct 26, 2025, 5:11 AM

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copper portal Oct 26, 2025, 5:14 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 26, 2025, 5:23 AM

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tight niche Oct 26, 2025, 5:26 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@livid shuttle, @tight niche, @glass vine, @carmine cairn, @main python, @raw moss, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @copper portal, @potent talon, @long vine, @velvet dune, and @chrome steeple
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@livid shuttle vaporized their own face while trying to fight a Selenian using a Nebula Blaze. @livid shuttle died.

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@glass vine called @long vine on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @glass vine died.

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@tight niche literally gaslighted @main python by dousing them with flammable gas and lighting them on fire. @main python died.

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@near mortar opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@raw moss was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @raw moss died.

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@velvet dune got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@potent talon preached the greatness of the Bat Hook to anyone who might be willing to listen.

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@near mortar challenged the Twins while wearing Solar Flare armor and wielding a Meowmere, but lost due to their overconfidence. @near mortar died.

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@unreal moat was eaten by a tree. @unreal moat died.

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@carmine cairn equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @potent talon into approaching. @carmine cairn then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @potent talon with two Sniper Rifle shots. @potent talon died.

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@chrome steeple finally received a Daedalus Stormbow after killing 25 Hallowed Mimics! In their excitement, they forgot to finish off the 26th and got chomped in half. @chrome steeple died.

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@tight niche splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @copper portal observed disapprovingly.

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@long vine got a LEGO set and invited all the NPCs to play with it! Except for the Dryad, because the label said it was for ages 4-99.

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@copper portal did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @copper portal died.

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@velvet dune used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

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@carmine cairn trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

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@tight niche became renowned for their piano skills, but then they had to perform live in front of massive crowds.

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@tight niche descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

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@carmine cairn threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @carmine cairn unlocked the power of flight!

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@long vine started working as a hitman at a cheap price of about 3 silver and 50 copper.

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@velvet dune drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @velvet dune died.

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@carmine cairn was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

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@tight niche started riding a Unicorn. @long vine chased @tight niche while knocking two coconut halves together.

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@carmine cairn tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

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@tight niche was infected by a zombie virus. @tight niche died. However, they were not eliminated, because apart from being undead, they were still perfectly normal.

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@long vine worked hard to try to improve their base. After several hours, they managed to build a single door.

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@tight niche visited @carmine cairn, but no one was home. @tight niche felt lonely and decided to murder some bunnies to feel better.

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@long vine forgot to equip their Royal Gel during a Slime party. When the Slimes suddenly realized that @long vine wasn't a Slime, @long vine was endlessly beaten. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn rescued @tight niche from drowning, but in reverse. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 5th place: @copper portal
150 points go to 6th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 7th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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copper portal Oct 26, 2025, 5:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 5:38 AM

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velvet dune Oct 26, 2025, 5:38 AM

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bb!register

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unreal moat Oct 26, 2025, 5:40 AM

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raw moss Oct 26, 2025, 5:51 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 5:51 AM

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main python Oct 26, 2025, 5:52 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

glass vine Oct 26, 2025, 6:08 AM

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bb!register

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carmine cairn Oct 26, 2025, 6:19 AM

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bb!register

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earnest apex Oct 26, 2025, 6:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 6:22 AM

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scarlet marten Oct 26, 2025, 6:24 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 6:24 AM

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tight niche Oct 26, 2025, 6:26 AM

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bb!register

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brave shore Oct 26, 2025, 6:29 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@livid shuttle, @glass vine, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @main python, @sweet fractal, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @copper portal, @earnest apex, @brave shore, @scarlet marten, and @velvet dune
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@livid shuttle launched themselves halfway across the world by repeatedly jumping backwards on a flight of stairs.

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@raw moss suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

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@livid shuttle stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @livid shuttle died.

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@glass vine blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @glass vine died.

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@unreal moat had a nutty idea, and tried to fire acorns out of a Flare Gun. Obviously, this failed.

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@main python somehow found a rideable tortoise inside a crate made of solid gold. The tortoise looked happy to be free, but ended up getting stuffed into one of @main python's chests for the rest of its life.

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The Cyborg hacked into @sweet fractal's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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@main python bit down on a small green pineapple. Unfortunately, that object was not a pineapple, and @main python was blown to smithereens. @main python died.

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@scarlet marten thought it would be clever to put some tomatoes in a fruit salad. It tasted awful.

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@sweet fractal tried to get @carmine cairn to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @sweet fractal died.

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@raw moss got captured by a bunch of giant lobsters and was broiled alive with garlic, butter, and a splash of lemon juice. @raw moss died.

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@unreal moat was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @unreal moat died.

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@tight niche developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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@scarlet marten attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

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@velvet dune accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

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@copper portal was minding their own business when they were suddenly punctured from the inside by a blunt-headed alien thing. @copper portal died.

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@brave shore screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

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@carmine cairn listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @carmine cairn saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

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@brave shore poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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@velvet dune decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

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@earnest apex looked over the Arms Dealer's impressive selection of firearms, and purchased a Minishark.

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@earnest apex discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @earnest apex died.

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@tight niche wondered what Obama's last name is.

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@scarlet marten fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

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@tight niche ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@brave shore decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @brave shore died.

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@velvet dune took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @velvet dune died.

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@scarlet marten has fallen, and they can't get up. @scarlet marten died.

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@tight niche tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @scarlet marten
150 points go to 4th place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 7th place: @copper portal
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @sweet fractal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Oct 26, 2025, 6:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 6:38 AM

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earnest apex Oct 26, 2025, 6:38 AM

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bb!register

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unreal moat Oct 26, 2025, 6:42 AM

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bb!register

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copper portal Oct 26, 2025, 6:44 AM

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bb!register

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velvet dune Oct 26, 2025, 6:50 AM

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bb!register

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digital flame Oct 26, 2025, 7:06 AM

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modern heath Oct 26, 2025, 7:15 AM

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tight niche Oct 26, 2025, 7:29 AM

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bb!register

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proud lava Oct 26, 2025, 7:42 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 7:42 AM

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unreal moat Oct 26, 2025, 7:52 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 7:52 AM

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modern heath Oct 26, 2025, 8:03 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 8:03 AM

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copper portal Oct 26, 2025, 8:18 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 8:18 AM

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long vine Oct 26, 2025, 8:20 AM

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hard dagger Oct 26, 2025, 8:30 AM

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bb!register

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@proud lava, @hard dagger, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @digital flame, @modern heath, @raw moss, @unreal moat, @copper portal, @long vine, @earnest apex, and @velvet dune
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@proud lava ate ten million bananas and got radiation poisoning. @proud lava died.

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@tight niche tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

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@livid shuttle took refuge underneath a large Christmas tree. Or at least, it looked like a Christmas tree at first. @livid shuttle died.

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@digital flame fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @digital flame died.

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After @modern heath went down to the underworld and discovered hell, they left for space to try to find heaven as well. Technically, they found it. @modern heath died.

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@raw moss tried to swallow a watermelon whole, and both their head and neck exploded. @raw moss died.

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@unreal moat forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @unreal moat died.

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@copper portal tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @copper portal was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @copper portal died.

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@velvet dune flexed so hard on @long vine that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @long vine died.

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@hard dagger struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

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@tight niche tricked @earnest apex into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @earnest apex died.

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@velvet dune started placing landmines on the ground when an arrow knocked them down, dooming them to an explosive death. @velvet dune died.

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@tight niche smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@hard dagger saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@tight niche went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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@hard dagger spotted a butterfly and ran after it. Then they fell into a pit in the Corruption. Then they got eaten by an Eater of Souls. That escalated quickly. @hard dagger died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @hard dagger
250 points go to 3rd place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 4th place: @earnest apex
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @copper portal
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @modern heath
100 points go to 10th place: @digital flame

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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unreal moat Oct 26, 2025, 8:36 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 8:36 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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raw moss Oct 26, 2025, 8:38 AM

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bb!register

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long vine Oct 26, 2025, 8:39 AM

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bb!register

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tranquil wyvern Oct 26, 2025, 8:49 AM

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rose egret Oct 26, 2025, 9:04 AM

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copper portal Oct 26, 2025, 9:25 AM

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tight niche Oct 26, 2025, 9:28 AM

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brave shore Oct 26, 2025, 9:30 AM

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proud lava Oct 26, 2025, 9:44 AM

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real gale Oct 26, 2025, 10:17 AM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@proud lava, @tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @sweet fractal, @raw moss, @near mortar, @real gale, @unreal moat, @copper portal, @rose egret, @long vine, and @brave shore
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@raw moss marked their territory. How, you might ask? By carving distinctive marks into the bark of a nearby tree. Don't be disgusting.

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@long vine managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

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@brave shore underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

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@unreal moat took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @proud lava. @proud lava died.

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Several players decided to form a band. @sweet fractal was the trumpet, @tight niche was the clarinetist, @rose egret was the drummer, and @livid shuttle was the drum. @livid shuttle died.

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@copper portal will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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@near mortar and @real gale strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @near mortar suggested using cover against them. @real gale recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

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@tight niche merged all four celestial fragments together, hoping to get an incredibly powerful new item. Instead, they got a hook.

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@raw moss asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @rose egret, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @raw moss to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @raw moss died.

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@near mortar thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @near mortar died.

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@copper portal tried to take the square root of their previous answer on a scientific calculator, and somehow summoned a shoe.

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@unreal moat wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

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@real gale used an Inferno Fork to eat. @long vine thought they didn't notice, but @real gale just really likes spicy food.

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@brave shore hoped to get some chocolates on Valentines Day, but ended up with none. They ate some leftover Halloween candy instead.

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@unreal moat tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @unreal moat then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @unreal moat died.

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@copper portal gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @copper portal died.

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@rose egret used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @rose egret died.

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@long vine was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @long vine died.

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @brave shore's eye sockets. @brave shore died.

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@tranquil wyvern and @sweet fractal were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @tranquil wyvern fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@sweet fractal threw a Stink Potion at @tight niche. @tight niche threw a Toxic Flask right back. @sweet fractal died.

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@real gale encountered a Diabolist that could apparently only cast one spell before passing out on the floor. @real gale decided not to kill it because they felt sorry for it.

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Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @tight niche excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

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@real gale wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @real gale died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @real gale
250 points go to 3rd place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @rose egret
100 points go to 8th place: @copper portal
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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unreal moat Oct 26, 2025, 10:38 AM

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long vine Oct 26, 2025, 11:00 AM

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real gale Oct 26, 2025, 11:08 AM

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jolly swift Oct 26, 2025, 11:12 AM

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brave shore Oct 26, 2025, 11:29 AM

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copper portal Oct 26, 2025, 11:58 AM

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bb!register

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steel sentinel Oct 26, 2025, 11:59 AM

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median night Oct 26, 2025, 12:01 PM

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remote pumice Oct 26, 2025, 12:15 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@livid shuttle, @steel sentinel, @jolly swift, @sweet fractal, @real gale, @median night, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @copper portal, @long vine, and @brave shore
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@livid shuttle used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @livid shuttle died.

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@long vine adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @sweet fractal wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @long vine all of their willpower not to explain it.

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There once was a @jolly swift who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @jolly swift's insides, and all the animals were freed. @jolly swift died.

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@sweet fractal sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @sweet fractal died.

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@median night tried to assassinate @copper portal, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

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@real gale read a sign that stated, "Do not run if you do not want to not live!" They thought about it for a while, and decided to run. @real gale died.

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@remote pumice had a wholesome reunion with @brave shore, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@unreal moat drank a Gravitation Potion and visited Australia. The place looked surprisingly normal.

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@median night was climbing a rope, but the rope snapped from their weight. @median night barely had any time to feel offended before getting pasted against the rocks below. @median night died.

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@remote pumice considered fighting with their bare hands, but decided not to risk messing up their delicate fingernails.

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Thanks to @remote pumice's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @copper portal's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @remote pumice died.

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@long vine invented a new singing style that basically consists of rapid talking. Rapid? You could name a music genre after this!

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@unreal moat was shot by a Golden Bullet and found out that they have a heart of gold. @unreal moat died.

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@long vine discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

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@copper portal found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

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@steel sentinel walked up to @copper portal and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @steel sentinel, that kills people! @copper portal died.

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@brave shore tried to kill @steel sentinel by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

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@long vine tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

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@long vine breathed in too much silt and was diagnosed with mesothelioma. Their loved ones may be entitled to financial compensation. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel drank a Calming Potion, hoping that it would help them concentrate on their studies. Instead, they fell asleep.

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@steel sentinel used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @copper portal
150 points go to 5th place: @unreal moat
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @median night
100 points go to 8th place: @real gale
100 points go to 9th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 10th place: @jolly swift

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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median night Oct 26, 2025, 12:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 12:38 PM

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unreal moat Oct 26, 2025, 12:38 PM

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jolly swift Oct 26, 2025, 12:39 PM

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long vine Oct 26, 2025, 12:41 PM

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thick steppe Oct 26, 2025, 12:58 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 12:58 PM

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steel sentinel Oct 26, 2025, 1:07 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 26, 2025, 1:17 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 1:17 PM

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modern heath Oct 26, 2025, 1:20 PM

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tight niche Oct 26, 2025, 1:27 PM

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brave shore Oct 26, 2025, 1:27 PM

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brazen plaza Oct 26, 2025, 1:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 1:30 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @modern heath, @brazen plaza, @median night, @unreal moat, @long vine, @brave shore, and @thick steppe
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@livid shuttle tried to shove a Skeleton Merchant into lava so he would stop blocking all the monster spawns. Then the Skeleton Merchant gave them a bad time. @livid shuttle died.

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@modern heath went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @modern heath died.

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@long vine stole @tranquil wyvern's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @tranquil wyvern was hurt, but only emotionally.

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@jolly swift tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

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@median night forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @median night died.

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@brave shore drew swords on the ground. @unreal moat started stomping all over them. Furious, @brave shore picked one up and stabbed @unreal moat with it.. @unreal moat died.

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@long vine swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @long vine died.

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@thick steppe's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @thick steppe died.

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@jolly swift, @tranquil wyvern, and @brazen plaza formed a pirate crew. However, they didn't do anything; all they did was stay home and lie around.

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@steel sentinel was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @steel sentinel suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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@tight niche somehow convinced @brazen plaza that a Tactical Skeleton was just a Skeleton Merchant. @brazen plaza died.

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@brave shore was peacefully walking in the dark mines but was pasted onto the floor when @steel sentinel's Minecart fell on them out of nowhere. @brave shore died.

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@tranquil wyvern's skeleton decided that @tranquil wyvern wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@jolly swift was stomped on by a warlock and sent to the shadow realm. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche tried renting out an epic battle scene to say whatever they wanted, but sadly, opinions aren't allowed on the internet.

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@steel sentinel started rallying for goblin rights.

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@tight niche skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @brazen plaza
100 points go to 7th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @median night

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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unreal moat Oct 26, 2025, 1:38 PM

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steel sentinel Oct 26, 2025, 1:46 PM

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modern heath Oct 26, 2025, 1:50 PM

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jolly swift Oct 26, 2025, 1:53 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 26, 2025, 1:54 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 1:54 PM

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near mortar Oct 26, 2025, 1:57 PM

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fading elbow Oct 26, 2025, 2:06 PM

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median night Oct 26, 2025, 2:11 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 26, 2025, 2:21 PM

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copper portal Oct 26, 2025, 2:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 2:23 PM

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tight niche Oct 26, 2025, 2:27 PM

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brave shore Oct 26, 2025, 2:27 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @modern heath, @sweet fractal, @near mortar, @fading elbow, @median night, @unreal moat, @copper portal, and @brave shore
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@median night put two forward slashes in front of @livid shuttle and commented them out of existence. @livid shuttle died.

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@sweet fractal hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @sweet fractal died.

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@jolly swift died. However, they channeled their inner VSauce and committed "Or did I?" Suddenly, @jolly swift was revived.

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@tight niche accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@tranquil wyvern built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@near mortar challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @near mortar died.

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@fading elbow wished for the ability to fly. @copper portal granted their wish by turning them into a Hardcore ghost. @fading elbow died.

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@median night got literally swamped with enemies during a solar eclipse. @median night died.

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@modern heath equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@unreal moat went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @unreal moat died.

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@copper portal transformed into a Werewolf, but forgot to take off their Silver armor first. @copper portal died.

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@tight niche called @brave shore a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @brave shore died.

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@modern heath found a kitten that was so cute that they just had to have a stroke. Then they had a stroke. @modern heath died.

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@jolly swift was frozen in carbonite and displayed as a trophy in rich person's house. Eventually, they were accidentally knocked over and shattered into dozens of pieces. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @tight niche let them be.

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@steel sentinel was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @tranquil wyvern's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @carmine cairn would soon die a gruesome death. @carmine cairn ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

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@carmine cairn accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche attempted to aggravate the gods, and succeeded. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @modern heath
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @copper portal
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @median night

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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modern heath Oct 26, 2025, 2:37 PM

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unreal moat Oct 26, 2025, 2:47 PM

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remote pumice Oct 26, 2025, 2:48 PM

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rare viper Oct 26, 2025, 2:53 PM

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steel sentinel Oct 26, 2025, 2:53 PM

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copper portal Oct 26, 2025, 2:54 PM

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ruby falcon Oct 26, 2025, 3:00 PM

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gleaming grove >>> <@!951001787358384168> was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechani...

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tranquil wyvern Oct 26, 2025, 3:02 PM

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median night Oct 26, 2025, 3:05 PM

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near mortar Oct 26, 2025, 3:12 PM

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jolly swift Oct 26, 2025, 3:16 PM

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ocean isle Oct 26, 2025, 3:25 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 26, 2025, 3:25 PM

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sudden roost Oct 26, 2025, 3:27 PM

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There are 17 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @modern heath, @tranquil wyvern, @rare viper, @fading elbow, @ruby falcon, @jolly swift, @ocean isle, @livid shuttle, @unreal moat, @median night, @near mortar, @sudden roost, @copper portal, and @tight niche
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@fading elbow and @ruby falcon had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@sudden roost adopted a platypus as a pet, only to realize that it doesn't do much.

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While examining a strange emblem, @rare viper accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @rare viper died.

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@tranquil wyvern invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

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@fading elbow equipped a set of Frost armor, and got melted alive due to global warming. @fading elbow died.

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@ruby falcon hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @ruby falcon died.

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@near mortar used a Medusa Head on @livid shuttle and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @livid shuttle died.

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@median night made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @remote pumice walked all over it. #(##^)#

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@copper portal buried a time capsule after filling it with the spiciest memes from the past few months.

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@jolly swift summoned the Destroyer a bit too close to their base with all the NPCs inside. Meanwhile, @steel sentinel felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if twenty-two voices cried out and were suddenly silenced.

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@unreal moat tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@ocean isle looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@unreal moat baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @unreal moat died.

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@median night flossed their teeth with @carmine cairn's shoelaces.

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@tight niche found @ocean isle sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

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@near mortar tried to attack @tranquil wyvern with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @near mortar to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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@median night started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @median night died.

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@modern heath spun around in a full circle and shot @near mortar with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @near mortar died.

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@jolly swift tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

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@remote pumice started stressing out while trying to perfectly sort their chests.

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@copper portal explored a Living Tree only to find nothing useful, but after they left, they noticed a small Finch was resting on their head.

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@sudden roost was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @modern heath. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @sudden roost died.

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@remote pumice tried to use forbidden magic to erase @tranquil wyvern from existence. However, they also erased the part of the code that was supposed to make @tranquil wyvern die, so nothing actually happened.

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@ocean isle blew @copper portal to bits using an exploding bed. @copper portal died.

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@tight niche performed an occult ritual with big light beams and beautiful stage effects.

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@steel sentinel found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

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@ocean isle took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @ocean isle died.

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@carmine cairn sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

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@tight niche knocked furiously on @modern heath's door while holding an axe. @modern heath shouted, "Who's there?"

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@modern heath got into a fight with a cat, and we all know how those turn out. @modern heath died.

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@steel sentinel hid from a swarm of zombies by digging an underground bunker, and was tormented all night by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.

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@tranquil wyvern started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

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@remote pumice started wondering what happens to people after they die. They couldn't sleep at night anymore.

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@carmine cairn disregarded the advice of their wilderness survival guide and ate several strange mushrooms. They got some bad gas, but nothing too serious.

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@remote pumice and @tight niche were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@tranquil wyvern woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel and @tight niche had a very merry unbirthday party together. @carmine cairn found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

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@jolly swift couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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@jolly swift told @remote pumice to step off their carpet, which they did. @jolly swift proceeded to murder @remote pumice, now that their carpet was safe from blood stains. @remote pumice died.

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@steel sentinel tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @carmine cairn, but they were in broad daylight.

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@jolly swift was overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders. @jolly swift died.

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A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @tight niche. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @carmine cairn soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @modern heath
100 points go to 8th place: @ocean isle
100 points go to 9th place: @copper portal
100 points go to 10th place: @sudden roost

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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carmine cairn Oct 26, 2025, 4:25 PM

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thick steppe Oct 26, 2025, 4:26 PM

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tight niche Oct 26, 2025, 4:27 PM

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dim gale Oct 26, 2025, 4:28 PM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @dim gale, @meager ledge, @modern heath, @median night, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @sudden roost, @copper portal, @desert obsidian, @chrome steeple, and @thick steppe
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@modern heath traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @modern heath did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @modern heath died.

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@carmine cairn wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @median night killed them. @median night died.

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@unreal moat gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @unreal moat died.

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@meager ledge wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @sudden roost on a spit. @sudden roost died.

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@copper portal brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @copper portal died.

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@steel sentinel ran out of bullets while fighting @desert obsidian, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @desert obsidian died.

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@dim gale asked @chrome steeple to give them a hand, so @chrome steeple chopped one off from a nearby zombie and gave it to them.

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@steel sentinel broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

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@jolly swift found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

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@chrome steeple was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @chrome steeple died.

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@meager ledge squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

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Pirates are approaching from the west! @remote pumice wondered why they never came from the north, though.

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@tight niche didn't know how to confess their love to their crush @meager ledge, and ended up crushing them with a Chlorophyte Warhammer. @meager ledge died.

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@tranquil wyvern thought about breathing, and suddenly became conscious of every individual breath that they were taking. Then they started thinking about blinking, too.

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@thick steppe used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

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@jolly swift watched as the Nurse repeatedly injected herself with needles to avoid drowning. They would try to help, but something about it was kind of mesmerizing.

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@thick steppe decided to start a career filming dangerous wildlife such as crocodiles. Eventually, a stingray brought their career to a premature end. @thick steppe died.

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@dim gale vaporized @tranquil wyvern with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@steel sentinel went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

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@jolly swift went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @jolly swift died.

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@dim gale was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @dim gale died.

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Low on health, @remote pumice hid from @carmine cairn by hopping in a nearby pool of lava. Phew! That was close. @remote pumice died.

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@steel sentinel was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @steel sentinel died.

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@carmine cairn found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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@tight niche had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @tight niche's skull. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @dim gale
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 9th place: @meager ledge
100 points go to 10th place: @chrome steeple

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meager ledge Oct 26, 2025, 4:40 PM

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chrome steeple Oct 26, 2025, 4:48 PM

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unreal moat Oct 26, 2025, 4:51 PM

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sudden roost Oct 26, 2025, 4:57 PM

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deep shuttle Oct 26, 2025, 5:20 PM

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remote pumice Oct 26, 2025, 5:21 PM

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steel sentinel Oct 26, 2025, 5:22 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 26, 2025, 5:25 PM

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tight niche Oct 26, 2025, 5:27 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @remote pumice, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @unreal moat, @meager ledge, @chrome steeple, @sudden roost, @visual oyster, @tight niche, and @deep shuttle
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@sweet fractal accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @sweet fractal died.

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@tight niche didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

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@livid shuttle dressed up as a lamp for Halloween, and was buried alive under a swarm of moths. @livid shuttle died.

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@visual oyster's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

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@deep shuttle wondered why Rain Cloud blocks never run out of water.

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@tranquil wyvern found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

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@unreal moat wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @unreal moat died.

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@steel sentinel tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

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@chrome steeple felt vibrations from deep below. Turns out it was just @meager ledge setting explosives beneath them. @chrome steeple died.

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@visual oyster emerged from a tree stump and scolded @meager ledge for chopping down too many trees. However, they forgot to consider that @meager ledge was still holding an axe. @visual oyster died.

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@sudden roost became the lead singer in a concert performance, but got struck by lightning towards the end while striking a pose. @sudden roost died.

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@meager ledge walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @meager ledge died.

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@deep shuttle and @tight niche attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@tranquil wyvern started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @tranquil wyvern died.

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Poor @tight niche. @tight niche keeps getting pinged over and over again. @tight niche is getting tired of being pinged. If only I'd stop pinging @tight niche. @tight niche. @tight niche.

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You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

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@steel sentinel crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

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@carmine cairn decisively vanquished @remote pumice through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @remote pumice died.

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@deep shuttle was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @deep shuttle died.

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@steel sentinel began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @steel sentinel died.

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@carmine cairn and @tight niche started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @carmine cairn took out their actual shotgun. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @meager ledge
100 points go to 8th place: @sudden roost
100 points go to 9th place: @visual oyster
100 points go to 10th place: @chrome steeple

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sudden roost Oct 26, 2025, 5:39 PM

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median night Oct 26, 2025, 5:40 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 26, 2025, 5:45 PM

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peak yoke Oct 26, 2025, 5:45 PM

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visual oyster Oct 26, 2025, 5:49 PM

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steel sentinel Oct 26, 2025, 5:56 PM

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modern heath Oct 26, 2025, 5:56 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 26, 2025, 6:27 PM

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jolly swift Oct 26, 2025, 6:27 PM

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raw moss Oct 26, 2025, 6:29 PM

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tight niche Oct 26, 2025, 6:29 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @modern heath, @meager ledge, @sweet fractal, @raw moss, @median night, @sudden roost, @peak yoke, @deep shuttle, and @visual oyster
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@sweet fractal and @tranquil wyvern built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

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@sudden roost found a free Copper Shortsword on the ground. It had a bit of slime on it. How did it get here?

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@meager ledge jumped into a strange rectangular portal made of obsidian, and was never seen again. @meager ledge died.

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@median night threatened @tight niche with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @tight niche informed @median night as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @median night died.

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@modern heath used Flex Tape to tape 1,000 Copper Shortswords together, and created a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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While streaming a fitness game, @raw moss accidentally leaked their body weight to the entire Internet.

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@sudden roost, the Mechanic, and the Tavernkeep teamed up to make a Bottomless Ale Bucket. Unsurprisingly, they got alchohol poisoning. @sudden roost died.

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@peak yoke kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @peak yoke red. @peak yoke died.

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@steel sentinel overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@visual oyster told @deep shuttle to bite the dust. In response, @deep shuttle took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

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@visual oyster tried to get the Into Orbit achievement on a getfixedboi world. @visual oyster died.

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@modern heath and @tranquil wyvern discovered that Gel could be used as oobleck-like slime, and wasted several hours this way.

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@modern heath declared that 64 was their favorite number. @steel sentinel wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @modern heath by stabbing them 64 times. @modern heath died.

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@tight niche refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

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@jolly swift was tired of @sweet fractal constantly referencing the "IT'S A TRAP" meme, so they placed some brown painted landmines in @sweet fractal's front yard. @sweet fractal died.

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A biscuit rolled off the table and killed @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @jolly swift died.

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@steel sentinel always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @steel sentinel died.

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@deep shuttle went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @tight niche had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @deep shuttle died.

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@raw moss farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@carmine cairn was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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@tight niche got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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Playing with over 500 mods gave @raw moss some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @raw moss died.

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@tight niche crafted the Grand Design and started stealing all the wiring they could find.

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@tight niche realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @deep shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 9th place: @modern heath
100 points go to 10th place: @visual oyster

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

modern heath Oct 26, 2025, 6:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 6:39 PM

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@modern heath, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

sudden roost Oct 26, 2025, 6:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 6:39 PM

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raw moss Oct 26, 2025, 6:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 6:40 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

visual oyster Oct 26, 2025, 6:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 6:41 PM

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@visual oyster, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

potent talon Oct 26, 2025, 6:43 PM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 6:43 PM

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@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Oct 26, 2025, 6:48 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 6:48 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Oct 26, 2025, 6:56 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 6:56 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

median night Oct 26, 2025, 6:56 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 6:56 PM

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@median night, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Oct 26, 2025, 6:59 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 6:59 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

earnest apex Oct 26, 2025, 7:01 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 7:01 PM

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@earnest apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Oct 26, 2025, 7:06 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 7:06 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

deep shuttle Oct 26, 2025, 7:08 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 7:08 PM

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@deep shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

sudden roost Oct 26, 2025, 7:13 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 7:13 PM

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@sudden roost, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Oct 26, 2025, 7:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 7:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Oct 26, 2025, 7:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 26, 2025, 7:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @modern heath, @tranquil wyvern, @jolly swift, @median night, @sudden roost, @earnest apex, @potent talon, @raw moss, @visual oyster, @tight niche, @deep shuttle, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@modern heath rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @modern heath died.

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@tranquil wyvern dove into a bush after hearing a rustling noise. The rustling noise was actually the sound of @deep shuttle diving into a bush after they had heard a rustling noise.

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@jolly swift couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their True Excalibur to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @jolly swift's heart and brain. @jolly swift died.

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A zombie snuck up on @median night and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @median night died.

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While exploring a swamp, @potent talon caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

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@earnest apex was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @earnest apex died.

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@carmine cairn had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

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@tight niche hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

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@raw moss was tunnelling through the earth and fell into a spider's nest, which smelled really bad.

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@visual oyster picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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@carmine cairn shot their Tactical Shotgun to the left of @potent talon just to scare them. @potent talon heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @potent talon died.

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@steel sentinel used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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@amber ermine recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@visual oyster used physics to argue that it would be better not to bounce after a fall. @deep shuttle tested this theory on @visual oyster, who bounced, and ended up being right. @visual oyster died.

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@tight niche planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@raw moss and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @carmine cairn was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

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@amber ermine looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @amber ermine died.