#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 12

gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 12:37 AM

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@tight niche thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @grizzled tusk
100 points go to 8th place: @silk schooner
100 points go to 9th place: @visual oyster
100 points go to 10th place: @earnest apex

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Oct 25, 2025, 12:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 12:40 AM

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remote pumice Oct 25, 2025, 12:41 AM

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long vine Oct 25, 2025, 12:45 AM

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visual oyster Oct 25, 2025, 12:46 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 12:46 AM

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fierce bridge Oct 25, 2025, 12:49 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 12:49 AM

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glacial totem Oct 25, 2025, 1:05 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 1:05 AM

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brave shore Oct 25, 2025, 1:18 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 1:18 AM

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true lynx Oct 25, 2025, 1:20 AM

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winged acorn Oct 25, 2025, 1:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 1:21 AM

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earnest apex Oct 25, 2025, 1:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 1:21 AM

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ruby falcon Oct 25, 2025, 1:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 1:26 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 25, 2025, 1:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 1:26 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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tight niche Oct 25, 2025, 1:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 1:30 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@fierce bridge, @slim gull, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @winged acorn, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @ruby falcon, @remote pumice, @true lynx, @long vine, @earnest apex, @brave shore, and @visual oyster
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@carmine cairn claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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@fierce bridge tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @fierce bridge died.

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@slim gull sat on a wall. @slim gull had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @slim gull together again. @slim gull died.

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@glacial totem shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @glacial totem's head. @glacial totem died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @ruby falcon is now goo. @ruby falcon died.

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@remote pumice tried to eat a Fruitcake Chakram, but stopped because it didn't taste all that great.

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@brave shore took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

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@true lynx decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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@earnest apex held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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@long vine tried attacking @raw moss, but still had their Magic Mirror selected in their hotbar, so they just teleported back to their base.

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@true lynx bashed @raw moss in the head with a Gold Hammer, but it just made a squeaky noise.

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@visual oyster and @carmine cairn were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@tight niche hid a Water Candle and some Lihzahrd Bricks underneath @long vine's house. @long vine started wondering why all the monsters wouldn't leave them alone.

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@brave shore and @earnest apex farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

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@remote pumice tried solving the global warming crisis by using dark magic to store carbon dioxide in water. This had little impact on the crisis, but it made @remote pumice extremely rich.

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@winged acorn zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@true lynx started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

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@raw moss tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

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@remote pumice challenged @carmine cairn to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @carmine cairn's turn to win. @remote pumice died.

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@winged acorn took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

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Hey @true lynx, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @true lynx died.

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@earnest apex found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@brave shore became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

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During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @visual oyster's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

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@long vine was stomped flat while trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty recipe. @long vine died.

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@earnest apex tried to perform a duplication glitch, but the item overload made every entity in the area despawn, including @earnest apex. @earnest apex died.

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@tight niche asked a scarecrow if it wished it had a brain. The scarecrow did not respond.

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@carmine cairn did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @visual oyster, who happened to be watching. @visual oyster died.

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@raw moss was kidnapped and forced to correct hundreds of people's grammatical mistakes.

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@winged acorn smashed a Gravity Globe and fell upward toward space, never to be seen or heard from again. @winged acorn died.

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@brave shore went outside during a storm, hoping to find the world's largest hailstone. Their body was found in a small, water-filled crater a few days later. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn tried to instigate drama against @raw moss, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @carmine cairn used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche complained to @carmine cairn that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@carmine cairn took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

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@carmine cairn was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @winged acorn
150 points go to 6th place: @visual oyster
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @true lynx
100 points go to 10th place: @remote pumice

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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winged acorn Oct 25, 2025, 1:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 1:38 AM

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raw moss Oct 25, 2025, 1:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 1:38 AM

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long vine Oct 25, 2025, 1:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 1:42 AM

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earnest apex Oct 25, 2025, 1:47 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 1:47 AM

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visual oyster Oct 25, 2025, 1:50 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 1:50 AM

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oak temple Oct 25, 2025, 1:53 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 1:53 AM

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modern plover Oct 25, 2025, 1:53 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 1:53 AM

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near mortar Oct 25, 2025, 1:57 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 1:57 AM

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weary crane Oct 25, 2025, 2:11 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 2:11 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 25, 2025, 2:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 2:27 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Oct 25, 2025, 2:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 2:28 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tight niche, @carmine cairn, @winged acorn, @raw moss, @near mortar, @modern plover, @long vine, @earnest apex, @weary crane, @visual oyster, and @oak temple
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@raw moss threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

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@carmine cairn was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

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@winged acorn tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @winged acorn died.

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@raw moss's martial arts lesson was interrupted by a Bone Lee bursting through the door and snapping them in half. @raw moss died.

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@near mortar was conveniently flattened by a falling tombstone that had their name engraved on it. @near mortar died.

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@oak temple donned a Martian costume and chased @modern plover in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @modern plover died.

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@tight niche started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

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@earnest apex tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @earnest apex died.

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@oak temple wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@weary crane moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @weary crane died.

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@visual oyster pulled out their Lead Broadsword and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @visual oyster pulled out a vacuum instead.

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@tight niche was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

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@visual oyster tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @visual oyster died.

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@oak temple stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @oak temple died.

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@long vine accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@long vine spoke softly to @tight niche while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@long vine was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @carmine cairn's Star Cannon. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @oak temple
150 points go to 5th place: @visual oyster
150 points go to 6th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @modern plover
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

near mortar Oct 25, 2025, 2:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 2:40 AM

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oak temple Oct 25, 2025, 2:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 2:42 AM

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long vine Oct 25, 2025, 2:53 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 2:53 AM

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peak yoke Oct 25, 2025, 3:06 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 3:06 AM

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visual oyster Oct 25, 2025, 3:06 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 3:06 AM

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winged acorn Oct 25, 2025, 3:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 3:28 AM

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tight niche Oct 25, 2025, 3:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 3:29 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 25, 2025, 3:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 3:29 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

brave shore Oct 25, 2025, 3:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 3:30 AM

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mystic shale Oct 25, 2025, 3:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 3:30 AM

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deep shuttle Oct 25, 2025, 3:31 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 3:31 AM

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median night Oct 25, 2025, 3:32 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 3:32 AM

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gentle dune Oct 25, 2025, 3:36 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 3:36 AM

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earnest apex Oct 25, 2025, 3:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 3:41 AM

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twin remnant Oct 25, 2025, 3:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 3:41 AM

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glacial totem Oct 25, 2025, 3:55 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 3:55 AM

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near mortar Oct 25, 2025, 4:09 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 4:09 AM

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@near mortar, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

visual oyster Oct 25, 2025, 4:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 4:20 AM

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@visual oyster, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 17 players remaining.
@mystic shale, @winged acorn, @gentle dune, @twin remnant, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @brave shore, @oak temple, @glacial totem, @livid shuttle, @median night, @near mortar, @earnest apex, @visual oyster, @tight niche, @peak yoke, and @deep shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@median night tried to use the Bee Keeper to keep some Bees, but it just ended up making more bees.

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@visual oyster ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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@livid shuttle baited their fishing pole with a carrot, hoping to catch a Bunnyfish. Instead, they caught a Balloon Pufferfish.

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@near mortar accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @near mortar allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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@glacial totem tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

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@long vine killed a Pigron that dropped some Bacon, but strangely, it was already cooked.

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@oak temple got tired of @mystic shale constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @mystic shale died.

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@twin remnant made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

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@winged acorn found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @tight niche, who silenced @winged acorn by filling their hiding place with water. @winged acorn died.

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@gentle dune dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @gentle dune died.

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@peak yoke spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

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@earnest apex tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@carmine cairn swapped @twin remnant's Obsidian Skin Potion with a Builder Potion. @twin remnant then proceeded to go swimming in lava after drinking a Builder Potion. @twin remnant died.

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@brave shore fell into lava and quickly got out, crafting a crafting table then a cauldron. They placed the cauldron down, filled it with a bucket of water, and safely landed in it.

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@long vine received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @long vine died.

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Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @tight niche spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

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@brave shore was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @brave shore died.

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@visual oyster headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@oak temple drank a Molotov Cocktail. @oak temple died.

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@earnest apex opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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@deep shuttle realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

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@glacial totem greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @glacial totem died.

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@livid shuttle attacked @near mortar with a Legendary Zenith, but @near mortar's pen was mightier. @livid shuttle died.

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@deep shuttle overwhelmed @median night with a storm of flying bananas. @median night died.

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@near mortar sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @near mortar died.

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@earnest apex faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

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@peak yoke told @earnest apex a joke so funny that they died of laughter. @earnest apex died.

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@carmine cairn gave a rousing musical performance with The Axe and tried to smash the guitar at the end. However, they instead ended up smashing the head of @visual oyster, who was in the front row. @visual oyster died.

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@tight niche sold a Duke Fishron tusk on the black market and received a fat stack of platinum coins.

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@carmine cairn was so used to playing with a specific world seed that they didn't know what to do on this map.

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@deep shuttle put on a fire hydrant costume, and regretted it after a dog came by to pay them a visit.

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@peak yoke got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @peak yoke died.

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@tight niche began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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@carmine cairn got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @carmine cairn died.

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@deep shuttle tried eating an onion ring while they were still wearing a Spider-Man costume.

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@deep shuttle got tired of always staring to the east or west, and decided to turn and face south. Then they saw a beast staring back! Was this Cthulhu? Had it finally returned to kill everyone? Doesn't Cthulhu have tentacles?

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@tight niche verbally roasted @deep shuttle so hard that they burst into flames. @deep shuttle died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @deep shuttle
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 5th place: @visual oyster
150 points go to 6th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @median night
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

long vine Oct 25, 2025, 4:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 4:38 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

thick steppe Oct 25, 2025, 4:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 4:40 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 25, 2025, 4:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 4:40 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Oct 25, 2025, 4:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 4:42 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

visual oyster Oct 25, 2025, 4:51 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 4:51 AM

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@visual oyster, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

earnest apex Oct 25, 2025, 5:01 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 5:01 AM

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@earnest apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Oct 25, 2025, 5:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 5:20 AM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

main python Oct 25, 2025, 5:24 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 5:24 AM

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@main python, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Oct 25, 2025, 5:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 5:27 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

hard dagger Oct 25, 2025, 5:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 5:30 AM

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@hard dagger, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@hard dagger, @livid shuttle, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @main python, @near mortar, @peak yoke, @earnest apex, @long vine, @visual oyster, and @thick steppe
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@near mortar made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

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@carmine cairn started chopping trees down to make a house for the Cyborg, hoping that he would sell them some high-grade explosives without asking for a permit.

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@livid shuttle was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @livid shuttle died.

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@thick steppe thought they finally found Yrimir, but it was just a monkey wearing a Gold Crown and Necro armor.

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@long vine summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

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@tight niche was struck by an ancient curse. Afterwards, they were permanently smiling.

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@main python practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @main python died.

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@hard dagger used a Laser Drill to literally bore @near mortar to death. @near mortar died.

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@earnest apex slammed @peak yoke into a wall with such force that they became another brick in the wall. @peak yoke died.

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@earnest apex tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @earnest apex died.

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@tight niche was watching a movie in their room when the scene changed and their parents opened the door at the worst possible time.

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@carmine cairn started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

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@visual oyster became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @visual oyster died.

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@hard dagger literally impeached @thick steppe by squashing them under a giant peach. @thick steppe died.

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@carmine cairn tried to memorize the Guide to Plant Fiber Cordage, but had a rough time because it was full of weird words like "gibberellin" and "sclerenchyma".

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@tight niche thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

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@long vine gave @hard dagger Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @hard dagger died.

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@tight niche spent hundreds of thousands of virtual points that took months of grinding to obtain just to change the color of their name to a bright yellow.

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@tight niche was arrested for killing @long vine with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @long vine died.

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@tight niche hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @tight niche could pull it to shore.

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@tight niche's Super Absorbant Sponge worked way too well, and when they put it in their mouth, it absorbed all of the moisture in their body. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @hard dagger
150 points go to 5th place: @thick steppe
150 points go to 6th place: @visual oyster
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @main python

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brave shore Oct 25, 2025, 6:30 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@livid shuttle, @stark monolith, @amber ermine, @main python, @raw moss, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @peak yoke, @long vine, @brave shore, and @visual oyster
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@livid shuttle stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @livid shuttle died.

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@main python invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@stark monolith curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @stark monolith in half. @stark monolith died.

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@peak yoke accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

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@long vine fired two Rainbow Guns into the sky, causing @raw moss and @near mortar to freak out and tearfully rant about how beautiful it was.

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After exploring in darkness for some time, @amber ermine found a strange, gear-shaped artifact. But as soon as they lifted it off its pedestal, the flow of time stopped and @amber ermine was trapped for all eternity. @amber ermine died.

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@main python told @raw moss that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @raw moss took those words literally and peeled @main python. @main python died.

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@visual oyster learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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@unreal moat painted the Snow biome yellow.

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@near mortar was sawed in half by Skeletron Prime. @long vine tried putting @near mortar back together with Flex Tape, but it didn't work. @near mortar died.

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@peak yoke tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@unreal moat opened a chest, but the chest closed itself on @unreal moat's neck. @unreal moat died.

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@brave shore tried to steal @raw moss's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

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@peak yoke aimed a spinning toy at @long vine, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

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@brave shore ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@visual oyster finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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@raw moss tried to sleep, but all of the NPCs were throwing a party.

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@peak yoke's head blew up because of all the Terraria knowledge stored inside of it. @peak yoke died.

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@visual oyster found the "First Prism". It didn't deal any damage, but it could refract white light into all the colors of the rainbow, which was pretty neat.

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@visual oyster thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @visual oyster died.

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@brave shore didn't buckle up while riding their Mechanical Cart. @brave shore died.

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@long vine encountered a strange monolith. As they reached out to touch it, they started aging backwards and eventually ascended to a higher plane of existence. In other words, @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @visual oyster
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @main python
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @stark monolith

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Oct 25, 2025, 6:36 AM

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gray sky Oct 25, 2025, 6:39 AM

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brave shore Oct 25, 2025, 6:42 AM

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long vine Oct 25, 2025, 6:53 AM

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unreal moat Oct 25, 2025, 6:57 AM

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amber ermine Oct 25, 2025, 6:58 AM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 25, 2025, 7:06 AM

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near mortar Oct 25, 2025, 7:09 AM

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thick steppe Oct 25, 2025, 7:24 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @livid shuttle, @thick steppe, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @raw moss, @gray sky, and @amber ermine
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@livid shuttle somehow got shoes stuck in their hair.

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@brave shore forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

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@long vine learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @long vine died.

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@tranquil wyvern found some soup in their fly.

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@raw moss started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@livid shuttle tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @livid shuttle died.

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@gray sky found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

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@thick steppe and @amber ermine set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

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@near mortar started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

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@thick steppe chewed some gum. It made @thick steppe feel as if they were being crushed by a meteor. Didn't know gum could do that. @thick steppe died.

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@raw moss tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@unreal moat tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @unreal moat died.

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@near mortar tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @near mortar died.

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@raw moss stopped a meteor from crushing @amber ermine and @brave shore with their own body. @raw moss died.

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@gray sky received news that Terraria was having a 50% off sale, but since they already owned a copy of the game, they didn't care all that much.

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@tranquil wyvern found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@gray sky threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@amber ermine purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @amber ermine ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

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@tranquil wyvern went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

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@brave shore returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

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@amber ermine accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @amber ermine died.

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@gray sky became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

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@gray sky donated all of their organs to those in need. @gray sky died.

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@tranquil wyvern carved a pumpkin so realistically, it turned into a Pumpking! @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @gray sky
150 points go to 4th place: @amber ermine
150 points go to 5th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 6th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Oct 25, 2025, 7:38 AM

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unreal moat Oct 25, 2025, 7:43 AM

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near mortar Oct 25, 2025, 7:43 AM

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long vine Oct 25, 2025, 8:22 AM

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gray sky Oct 25, 2025, 9:01 AM

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jolly swift Oct 25, 2025, 9:07 AM

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thick steppe Oct 25, 2025, 9:21 AM

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raw moss Oct 25, 2025, 9:25 AM

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brave shore Oct 25, 2025, 9:25 AM

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stark monolith Oct 25, 2025, 9:26 AM

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tight niche Oct 25, 2025, 9:30 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@livid shuttle, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @stark monolith, @raw moss, @near mortar, @unreal moat, @gray sky, @long vine, @brave shore, @nocturne herald, and @thick steppe
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@jolly swift's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @jolly swift died.

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@stark monolith dressed up as the Guide, but ended up getting sacrificed to the Wall of Flesh. @stark monolith died.

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@near mortar clicked on an interesting-looking YouTube video and ended up falling down a bottomless rabbit hole. @near mortar died.

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@unreal moat used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @unreal moat died.

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@gray sky went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @raw moss and @long vine summoned the Impending Doom. @gray sky died.

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@long vine used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @long vine. @long vine died.

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@tight niche created a hoik loop near the Dungeon and used it to kill a Dungeon Guardian. However, @nocturne herald got too close while watching. @nocturne herald died.

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@thick steppe attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @raw moss watched the carnage from a safe distance. @thick steppe died.

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@brave shore wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

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After opening a present, @tight niche discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@brave shore multiplied the base damage of The Horseman's Blade by its base velocity and base use time, just to prove that they could.

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@livid shuttle used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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@raw moss flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @livid shuttle. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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@brave shore mistook @raw moss's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @raw moss shot them with an arrow. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @livid shuttle
150 points go to 5th place: @thick steppe
150 points go to 6th place: @nocturne herald
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Oct 25, 2025, 9:44 AM

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unreal moat Oct 25, 2025, 9:44 AM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 25, 2025, 9:46 AM

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raw moss Oct 25, 2025, 9:52 AM

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thick steppe Oct 25, 2025, 10:07 AM

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jolly swift Oct 25, 2025, 10:08 AM

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real gale Oct 25, 2025, 10:18 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @raw moss, @real gale, @unreal moat, @long vine, @nocturne herald, and @thick steppe
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@livid shuttle ran with scissors. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@unreal moat took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @unreal moat died.

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@jolly swift somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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@real gale modified @long vine's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @long vine was never seen again. @long vine died.

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@raw moss huddled in their cabin to seek refuge from the snow, and saw the Dryad nonchalantly walking outside.

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@thick steppe tried to attack @real gale with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

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@nocturne herald put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @nocturne herald died.

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@raw moss's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

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@tight niche, @tranquil wyvern, and @raw moss raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

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@jolly swift stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

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@thick steppe placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @thick steppe died.

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@raw moss got tired of @jolly swift trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @jolly swift at a Sawmill. @jolly swift died.

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@real gale looked at the moon with their Sextant and realized that they were all about to meet with a terrible fate.

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@tranquil wyvern started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@tranquil wyvern insisted that Menacing prefixes were better. @real gale insisted that Lucky prefixes were better. Unfortunately for @real gale, critical hits do not apply in PvP. @real gale died.

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@raw moss joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

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@tranquil wyvern thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @tight niche, who was out swimming that day. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @real gale
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 7th place: @nocturne herald
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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jolly swift Oct 25, 2025, 10:57 AM

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serene rune Oct 25, 2025, 11:10 AM

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tight niche Oct 25, 2025, 11:28 AM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @livid shuttle, @ebon matrix, @serene rune, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @raw moss, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @remote glen, @copper portal, and @long vine
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@copper portal summoned a majestic white dragon with blue eyes and ordered it to attack @livid shuttle's life points directly. @livid shuttle died.

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@tight niche learned how to perform some killer yoyo tricks. @ebon matrix found out that @tight niche meant "killer" in the literal sense. @ebon matrix died.

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@raw moss saw a train that was about to run over a dozen people, but they quickly pulled a lever and diverted the train so it would only run over @serene rune instead. @serene rune died.

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@remote glen came out of @steel sentinel's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@remote pumice stuck a Nature's Gift into a Mana Potion bottle and claimed to have invented a new accessory.

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@jolly swift was stalking @tranquil wyvern's Instagram account, and accidentally liked an old picture. @jolly swift died.

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@unreal moat compressed @raw moss until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

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@near mortar talked with @long vine about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@copper portal threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

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@tight niche tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

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@tranquil wyvern sacrificed @near mortar by throwing them off a cliff, and received a yellow stone in return. @near mortar died.

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@unreal moat and @steel sentinel decided to play catch with a White Phaseblade. @unreal moat missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @unreal moat died.

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@remote glen carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @remote glen died.

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@copper portal toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @copper portal died.

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@long vine wrestled a shark, and easily won because it was an arm wrestling match.

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No one told @tranquil wyvern that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@remote pumice tried adding lava to junk food to give it an extra kick. It worked, became wildly popular, and can now be bought in supermarkets across the globe.

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@tight niche built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

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If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @long vine thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

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@remote pumice drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @remote pumice died.

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@long vine was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @long vine died.

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@steel sentinel tried hacking into @tight niche's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @tight niche's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

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@tight niche played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @tight niche. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @copper portal
100 points go to 7th place: @remote glen
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Oct 25, 2025, 11:47 AM

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unreal moat Oct 25, 2025, 11:52 AM

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ebon matrix Oct 25, 2025, 12:04 PM

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near mortar Oct 25, 2025, 12:10 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 25, 2025, 12:15 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 12:15 PM

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jolly swift Oct 25, 2025, 12:16 PM

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tight niche Oct 25, 2025, 12:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 12:29 PM

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brave shore Oct 25, 2025, 12:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 12:30 PM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

copper portal Oct 25, 2025, 12:32 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 12:32 PM

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remote pumice Oct 25, 2025, 12:44 PM

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ebon matrix Oct 25, 2025, 1:22 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 1:22 PM

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@ebon matrix, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 12 players remaining.
@remote pumice, @sweet fractal, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @brave shore, @jolly swift, @livid shuttle, @ebon matrix, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @copper portal, and @tight niche
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The fighting begins again!

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@remote pumice didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @remote pumice died.

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@near mortar spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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@copper portal touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

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@sweet fractal explored several cave systems, not realizing that they were just exploring same cave system because their memory was poor.

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@tight niche tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

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@brave shore broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @brave shore died.

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@jolly swift beat @livid shuttle into a pulp with a stale baguette. @livid shuttle died.

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@unreal moat tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

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@tranquil wyvern did some experiments with Teleporters, but accidentally got combined with a Pixie. Fortunately, they were separated thanks to the help of @near mortar, who happened to be passing by.

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@ebon matrix spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @ebon matrix still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @ebon matrix died.

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@tight niche yelled, "Duck!" @unreal moat excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @unreal moat died.

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@near mortar tried swallowing a pill that was so large, it crushed their heart against their ribcage. @near mortar died.

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@copper portal accidentally fell off a sky island and tried to use their Rod of Discord to avoid death. It didn't stop the momentum. @copper portal died.

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@tight niche and @jolly swift had a friendly Cute Fishron race in a racing course featuring water pumps.

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@long vine almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@jolly swift asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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.siht ekil dekool txet eht lla erehw ,noisnemid rorrim a ni deppart tog wohemos @tranquil wyvern

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THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

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Someone let the dogs out! @sweet fractal tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @sweet fractal died.

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Out of boredom, @tight niche used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

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@long vine and @tight niche played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

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@tranquil wyvern constructed a crab engine and motivated the crabs to keep jumping by playing them their favorite song.

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@long vine murdered @tranquil wyvern by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine tried to save @tight niche's life by pushing them out of the way of an oncoming truck. However, it was actually just a slow-moving tractor, and @long vine died of shock, believing that they had been run over. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @copper portal
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @ebon matrix
100 points go to 10th place: @livid shuttle

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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sudden roost Oct 25, 2025, 1:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 1:39 PM

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unreal moat Oct 25, 2025, 1:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 1:40 PM

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long vine Oct 25, 2025, 1:51 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 1:51 PM

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@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Oct 25, 2025, 1:59 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 1:59 PM

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remote pumice Oct 25, 2025, 2:07 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 2:07 PM

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steel sentinel Oct 25, 2025, 2:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 2:23 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 25, 2025, 2:25 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 2:25 PM

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tight niche Oct 25, 2025, 2:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 2:27 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @sweet fractal, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @sudden roost, @unique prism, @long vine, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tight niche crafted a Pearlwood Sword. @brave shore laughed at them, not knowing that @tight niche was just a completionist.

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@unreal moat played rock-paper-scissors with @long vine. @unreal moat played paper. @long vine played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @unreal moat was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @unreal moat died.

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@steel sentinel walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

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@sweet fractal tried to confess their love to @remote pumice, but @remote pumice interrupted them to point out how pretty the fireworks were.

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@carmine cairn crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

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@sudden roost summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @sudden roost died.

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@carmine cairn and @brave shore ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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@tight niche had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

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@long vine wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

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@steel sentinel became addicted to making and answering trivia quizzes. It got to the point where they left their entire team behind for their trivia addiction.

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@unique prism drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @unique prism died.

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@sweet fractal performed an interpretive dance for @long vine and @carmine cairn as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

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@long vine accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @long vine died.

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@tight niche became convinced that @remote pumice was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @remote pumice, who was left very confused (and wet).

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@brave shore was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

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@remote pumice tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche angered a goldfish and took 0 damage, because duh, it's a goldfish.

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@carmine cairn drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

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@sweet fractal joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @sweet fractal died.

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@brave shore uploaded a video that contained too much clickbait, and they were executed for their unoriginality. @brave shore died.

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@steel sentinel tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Wooden Sword instead of a Bug Net.

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@tight niche was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @unique prism
100 points go to 9th place: @sudden roost
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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sudden roost Oct 25, 2025, 2:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 2:40 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 25, 2025, 2:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 2:41 PM

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unreal moat Oct 25, 2025, 2:52 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 2:52 PM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Oct 25, 2025, 2:57 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 2:57 PM

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deep shuttle Oct 25, 2025, 3:06 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 3:06 PM

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steel sentinel Oct 25, 2025, 3:10 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 3:10 PM

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chrome steeple Oct 25, 2025, 3:16 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 3:16 PM

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@chrome steeple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

ornate sigil Oct 25, 2025, 3:18 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 3:18 PM

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@ornate sigil, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Oct 25, 2025, 3:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 3:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Oct 25, 2025, 3:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 3:27 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Oct 25, 2025, 3:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 3:28 PM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @ornate sigil, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @chrome steeple, @sudden roost, @tight niche, and @deep shuttle
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@unreal moat realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @unreal moat died.

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@near mortar got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @near mortar died.

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@chrome steeple drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @chrome steeple died.

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@sudden roost suddenly realized how old they were and had a heart attack. @sudden roost died.

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@steel sentinel climbed high into the trees and showered confetti over @deep shuttle and @tight niche.

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@deep shuttle was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @deep shuttle's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @deep shuttle died.

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@ornate sigil threw a snowball at @remote pumice. To counter this, @remote pumice threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @ornate sigil died.

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@tight niche fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @tranquil wyvern, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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@carmine cairn modified their Space Gun to shoot red lasers, but afterwards they couldn't land a single shot.

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@steel sentinel couldn't sleep for a week after learning that different-colored Froot Loops all have the same flavor.

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@remote pumice triumphantly returned from the underworld after defeating the Wall of Flesh, but started wondering why the air got so much colder all of a sudden. @remote pumice died.

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@tranquil wyvern wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

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@tranquil wyvern ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @steel sentinel decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

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@carmine cairn discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

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@steel sentinel took a potato chip... and ate it!

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@tight niche used a blow dryer in the bathtub. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

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@steel sentinel was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @steel sentinel die

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@carmine cairn tried an exotic food from the Traveling Merchant called "peanut butter", but they immediately started suffocating for some unknown reason. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @ornate sigil
100 points go to 7th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @sudden roost
100 points go to 9th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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remote pumice Oct 25, 2025, 3:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 3:38 PM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

deep shuttle Oct 25, 2025, 3:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 3:40 PM

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@deep shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Oct 25, 2025, 3:48 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 3:48 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Oct 25, 2025, 3:53 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 3:53 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Oct 25, 2025, 3:55 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 3:55 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Oct 25, 2025, 3:56 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 3:56 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @chrome steeple, @twilit quarry, @raw moss, @copper portal, @tight niche, and @deep shuttle
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@livid shuttle declared war on emus. The emus won. @livid shuttle died.

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@unreal moat angered the gods, so they re-enabled gravity for @unreal moat's floating house. @unreal moat died.

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@near mortar ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @near mortar died.

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@raw moss made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @twilit quarry joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @twilit quarry died.

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@carmine cairn commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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@tight niche was forced to work for a raccoon in order to pay off their housing debts.

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@raw moss felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @raw moss died.

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@chrome steeple flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

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@copper portal was chased by a unicorn, but managed to escape after shoving a banana in its ear.

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@remote pumice made up their own language and used it to threaten @steel sentinel, who simply scratched their head.

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@copper portal joined the pirates. They asked the Pirate Captain if he had heard of a legendary floating castle in the clouds, but he just laughed and said they'd had too much rum.

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@copper portal built an awesome sand castle. Unfortunately, they were crushed and suffocated after making the mistake of trying to live in it. @copper portal died.

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@deep shuttle suddenly discovered that they had the ability to conjure magical lightning bolts. Unfortunately, they were wearing Iron armor at the time. @deep shuttle died.

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@chrome steeple had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

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@tranquil wyvern befriended @carmine cairn by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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@chrome steeple tried going up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right, hoping that something cool would happen. They stepped on a pressure plate and got caught in a fiery explosion, which I guess was pretty cool. @chrome steeple died.

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@remote pumice accidentally killed a bunny while chopping down a tree and was harassed by an overzealous animal-rights group.

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@carmine cairn used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

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@tranquil wyvern used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

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@carmine cairn went on a murder spree to try to farm items from NPCs, and was eventually caught and detained by the police.

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@remote pumice cast their spell wrong, accidentally turning themselves into a powerful vampire. The stakes have never been higher! In fact, a couple stakes came flying through the sky and straight into @remote pumice's heart! @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche trapped @carmine cairn in a maze, but while they were taunting @carmine cairn, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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@steel sentinel briefly considered proposing marriage to @tight niche, but married a bee instead.

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@tight niche put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 7th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @copper portal
100 points go to 9th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 10th place: @twilit quarry

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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deep shuttle Oct 25, 2025, 4:40 PM

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unreal moat Oct 25, 2025, 4:45 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 25, 2025, 5:24 PM

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tight niche Oct 25, 2025, 5:26 PM

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remote pumice Oct 25, 2025, 5:34 PM

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median night Oct 25, 2025, 5:35 PM

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raw moss Oct 25, 2025, 5:51 PM

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amber ermine Oct 25, 2025, 5:59 PM

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visual oyster Oct 25, 2025, 6:02 PM

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thick steppe Oct 25, 2025, 6:27 PM

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chrome steeple Oct 25, 2025, 6:28 PM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @remote pumice, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @jolly swift, @livid shuttle, @thick steppe, @unreal moat, @median night, @chrome steeple, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @visual oyster, @tight niche, @deep shuttle, and @amber ermine
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@sweet fractal decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @sweet fractal died.

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Celestial creatures started invading! @steel sentinel knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

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@carmine cairn was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

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@median night trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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@earnest apex constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

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@livid shuttle read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @livid shuttle died.

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@thick steppe drank sand for 10 hours. @thick steppe died.

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@deep shuttle started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

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@visual oyster ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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@unreal moat learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @unreal moat died.

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@median night was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @median night died.

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@chrome steeple tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @chrome steeple died.

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@amber ermine disguised themselves as the Eye of Cthulhu and startled @earnest apex, who fatally choked on the milk they were drinking. @earnest apex died.

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@remote pumice found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

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Congratulations, @visual oyster! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @visual oyster died.

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@tight niche befriended a pink slime that they found in a lunch tray in the school cafeteria.

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@steel sentinel, @deep shuttle, and @raw moss formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

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@jolly swift tried to give the Truffle to the Dye Trader in exchange for some Strange Dyes. Fortunately for the Truffle, the Dye Trader refused.

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@amber ermine had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

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@jolly swift drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

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While riding on minecart rails, @tight niche accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @tight niche died.

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@deep shuttle started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@carmine cairn promised to @raw moss that they would never give them up, nor let them down.

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@steel sentinel found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

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@deep shuttle wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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@amber ermine was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

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@carmine cairn started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @remote pumice and @jolly swift out.

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@raw moss started raging because they couldn't solve a puzzle cube.

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@steel sentinel found a mysterious doll and popped its head off. @deep shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn began working on a skate park with Portal Gun stations. It'll be great once it's done.

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@amber ermine dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @amber ermine died.

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@jolly swift sharpened @remote pumice's face at a Sharpening Station. @remote pumice became the sharpest tool in the shed. @remote pumice died.

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@jolly swift learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

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@jolly swift was walked on by a Martian Walker. @jolly swift died.

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@steel sentinel was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

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@raw moss had a dirty mind. Then @carmine cairn sprayed @raw moss's head with some White Solution and turned all the dirt into snow, giving them a fatal case of brain freeze. @raw moss died.

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @steel sentinel flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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@steel sentinel fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

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@carmine cairn tried to destroy @steel sentinel by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@steel sentinel took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

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@steel sentinel was looking kind of dumb after @carmine cairn's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 7th place: @deep shuttle
100 points go to 8th place: @tight niche
100 points go to 9th place: @visual oyster
100 points go to 10th place: @earnest apex

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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delicate flax Oct 25, 2025, 6:39 PM

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raw moss Oct 25, 2025, 6:39 PM

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visual oyster Oct 25, 2025, 6:43 PM

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earnest apex Oct 25, 2025, 6:45 PM

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steel sentinel Oct 25, 2025, 6:47 PM

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glacial totem Oct 25, 2025, 6:47 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 25, 2025, 6:48 PM

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modern heath Oct 25, 2025, 7:22 PM

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remote pumice Oct 25, 2025, 7:27 PM

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median night Oct 25, 2025, 7:27 PM

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glossy heath Oct 25, 2025, 7:27 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 25, 2025, 7:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 7:29 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @delicate flax, @modern heath, @glossy heath, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @median night, @remote pumice, @earnest apex, and @visual oyster
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@visual oyster watched @tranquil wyvern go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @tranquil wyvern was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

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@delicate flax is hvinga stroker n. @delicate flax died.

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@raw moss was about to test the theory that goblins "could start a war over cloth", but @glossy heath stopped them in time.

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@glacial totem went to Jupiter to get stupider, but got too stupid and ended up taking off their oxygen tank. @glacial totem died.

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@steel sentinel claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @earnest apex was morbidly interested.

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@median night headed off to pick some Daybloom for their potions, but @modern heath had already harvested them all and didn't replant any. How rude...

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@tranquil wyvern wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@steel sentinel used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @median night alive. @median night died.

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@raw moss tried to answer Terraria trivia questions, but didn't know any of the answers, so they just responded to every question with "Terraria".

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@earnest apex forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @earnest apex died.

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@modern heath hosted a spelling bee! @visual oyster had to spell "cat". @glossy heath had to spell "rain". @raw moss had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

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@visual oyster went down @steel sentinel's chimney to deliver presents, but @steel sentinel's fireplace was still in use. @visual oyster died.

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@modern heath was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @modern heath died.

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@remote pumice invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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@steel sentinel pickpocketed @glossy heath, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

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@glossy heath ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @glossy heath died.

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@remote pumice was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @remote pumice died.

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@tranquil wyvern vanished from sight after drinking an Invisibility Potion. No one knows where they went, but meanwhile, a boulder appears to have crushed something. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel escaped the Dungeon Guardian through the creative use of a Unicorn on a Stick. Don't ask how, because I don't know either.

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@raw moss took a nap in a pool of honey, thinking that it would be safe. As it turns out, breathing is rather important. @raw moss died.

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@steel sentinel panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @glossy heath
100 points go to 7th place: @modern heath
100 points go to 8th place: @visual oyster
100 points go to 9th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 10th place: @median night

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Oct 25, 2025, 7:38 PM

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delicate flax Oct 25, 2025, 7:38 PM

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glossy heath Oct 25, 2025, 7:38 PM

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modern heath Oct 25, 2025, 7:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 7:39 PM

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visual oyster Oct 25, 2025, 7:46 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 7:46 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 25, 2025, 7:51 PM

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remote pumice Oct 25, 2025, 7:56 PM

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fierce bridge Oct 25, 2025, 7:58 PM

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steel sentinel Oct 25, 2025, 8:06 PM

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earnest apex Oct 25, 2025, 8:10 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 8:10 PM

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glacial totem Oct 25, 2025, 8:14 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 25, 2025, 8:20 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 8:20 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @fierce bridge, @steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @delicate flax, @modern heath, @glossy heath, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @earnest apex, and @visual oyster
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One bat, two bats, Hellbat, Cave Bat. @earnest apex was surrounded on every side! Sure, it was a fun riddle, but it wasn't the greatest situation @earnest apex had ever been in. @earnest apex died.

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@carmine cairn wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

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@raw moss cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

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@visual oyster made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @visual oyster died.

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@fierce bridge wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @fierce bridge turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @fierce bridge died.

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@delicate flax ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @delicate flax said "thanks, you too." @delicate flax died.

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@steel sentinel wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@glacial totem was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

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@raw moss had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

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@carmine cairn desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@modern heath iwwegawy owoed to @tranquil wyvern and waw cauwught by the pwolice. Ono! @modern heath died.

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@tranquil wyvern forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@remote pumice started writing a last will, so if they die, they could at least count on someone to delete their Deviantart account.

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@steel sentinel accidentally burned their prayer book while tossing their homework into their fireplace. The Terraria gods don't like homework either, so @steel sentinel was forgiven.

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@remote pumice was flattened under a ball of dung rolled by a dung beetle. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @carmine cairn's brains. @carmine cairn died.

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@glossy heath accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @glossy heath died.

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Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @raw moss being mercilessly tickled by @steel sentinel.

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@glacial totem contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

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@raw moss started making sand castles. Then they were kicked out of the crematorium.

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@raw moss was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @raw moss died.

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While playing at the beach, @glacial totem buried @steel sentinel in the sand. It took @steel sentinel several hours to dig themselves back out.

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@glacial totem opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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@steel sentinel wanted to start a band, and recruited @glacial totem as their keyboard player. @glacial totem showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@steel sentinel sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

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@glacial totem used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

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The Wall of Flesh told @glacial totem that there was something stuck in their teeth. @glacial totem checked their reflection in their Magic Mirror just to make sure. @glacial totem died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @glacial totem
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @glossy heath
150 points go to 5th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @modern heath
100 points go to 9th place: @delicate flax
100 points go to 10th place: @fierce bridge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

delicate flax Oct 25, 2025, 8:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 8:39 PM

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@delicate flax, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Oct 25, 2025, 8:45 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 8:45 PM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Oct 25, 2025, 8:55 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 8:55 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nocturne herald Oct 25, 2025, 8:57 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 8:57 PM

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@nocturne herald, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

main python Oct 25, 2025, 9:02 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 9:02 PM

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@main python, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

deep shuttle Oct 25, 2025, 9:02 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 9:02 PM

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@deep shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Oct 25, 2025, 9:12 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 9:12 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

visual oyster Oct 25, 2025, 9:14 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 9:15 PM

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@visual oyster, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Oct 25, 2025, 9:22 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 9:22 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

serene rune Oct 25, 2025, 9:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 9:28 PM

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@serene rune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

glacial totem Oct 25, 2025, 9:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 9:30 PM

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@glacial totem, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @serene rune, @carmine cairn, @amber ermine, @delicate flax, @main python, @sweet fractal, @glacial totem, @deep shuttle, @visual oyster, and @nocturne herald
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@deep shuttle and @amber ermine were having a nice picnic on the beach when @nocturne herald stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

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@serene rune failed to properly hydrate. @serene rune died.

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@visual oyster and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @visual oyster's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

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@amber ermine summoned a solar eclipse while @carmine cairn was trying to build peacefully, and immediately got lasered to death by an Eyezor. Laser-guided karma. @amber ermine died.

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@steel sentinel gave a hug to @main python and almost choked them to death!

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@main python's booty was plundered by pirates. @main python died.

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@visual oyster wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @deep shuttle wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @visual oyster killed the Traveling Merchant first. @visual oyster died.

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@deep shuttle sank too deep while playing in a ball pit and was never seen again. @deep shuttle died.

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@nocturne herald comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

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@glacial totem and @delicate flax swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@nocturne herald tried to attack @steel sentinel by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @nocturne herald died.

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@delicate flax pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @delicate flax died.

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@sweet fractal reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @sweet fractal died.

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@glacial totem warned @carmine cairn not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @carmine cairn trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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@carmine cairn drew a summoning circle and tried to summon a demon, but @steel sentinel appeared instead.

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@glacial totem saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @glacial totem died.