#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 11

gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 5:30 AM

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @onyx lotus, @rancid dragon, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @median night, @nimble sorrel, @peak yoke, @earnest apex, @long vine, @brave shore, @visual oyster, and @velvet dune
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@carmine cairn was sliced into burger patties by a Martian Saucer. @carmine cairn died.

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@rancid dragon summoned a Goblin Invasion, thinking that their Legendary Cactus Sword would save them from death. Apparently, those legends were greatly exaggerated. @rancid dragon died.

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@velvet dune hid from @glacial totem after @median night exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

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@earnest apex obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @earnest apex never learned how to snap their fingers.

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@nimble sorrel was building a nice house. @peak yoke asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @nimble sorrel just looked confused.

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@glacial totem burst with happiness, quite literally. @glacial totem died.

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@median night stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @median night died.

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@nimble sorrel woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @raw moss found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @nimble sorrel with bug spray. @nimble sorrel died.

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While out exploring a cave with a torch, @peak yoke farted too hard and triggered a fiery explosion. @peak yoke died.

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@visual oyster played Frisbee with @earnest apex using a Light Disc, but @earnest apex unfortunately didn't have five hands. @earnest apex died.

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@long vine put on a Shinobi Infiltrator's Helmet, Solar Flare Breastplate, Orichalcum Leggings, Menacing Warrior Emblem, Menacing Avenger Emblem, Menacing Mechanical Glove, Menacing Celestial Shell, Menacing Destroyer Emblem, and Menacing Celestial Stone. Then they inflicted Feral Bite on themselves using a Bat Statue, placed a Crawltipede Banner, consumed a Wrath Potion, Sake, and Golden Delight, picked up three Damage Nebulas, got on their Cute Fishron mount in a water pool, prepared a Striking Moment buff, fired a projectile with a Ruthless Meowmere, and entered stealth with a Psycho Knife right before it struck a Crawltipede's tail, dealing a critical hit. The world shook so fiercely from the impact that it created a rift in the fabric of reality, which swallowed @long vine whole. @long vine died.

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@raw moss took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

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@velvet dune started drowning inside a lake, but healed off the damage by drinking some bottled water.

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@visual oyster walked off the edge of a cliff while playing Pokemon Go. @visual oyster died.

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@onyx lotus started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @onyx lotus died.

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@raw moss tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

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@brave shore invented a shrinking machine! They tested it on @velvet dune, who shrunk until they were smaller than atoms, and then got squashed by an air molecule. @velvet dune died.

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@brave shore started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

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@brave shore made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @velvet dune
150 points go to 4th place: @onyx lotus
150 points go to 5th place: @visual oyster
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @nimble sorrel
100 points go to 10th place: @median night

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Oct 24, 2025, 5:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 5:38 AM

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potent talon Oct 24, 2025, 5:39 AM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 5:40 AM

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amber ermine Oct 24, 2025, 5:47 AM

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earnest apex Oct 24, 2025, 5:48 AM

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visual oyster Oct 24, 2025, 5:49 AM

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unreal moat Oct 24, 2025, 5:52 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 5:52 AM

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glacial totem Oct 24, 2025, 6:15 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 6:15 AM

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true lynx Oct 24, 2025, 6:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 6:27 AM

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long vine Oct 24, 2025, 6:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 6:28 AM

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safe bramble Oct 24, 2025, 6:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 6:29 AM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@long vine, @glacial totem, @onyx lotus, @unreal moat, @true lynx, @earnest apex, @potent talon, @raw moss, @visual oyster, @amber ermine, and @safe bramble
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@onyx lotus had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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After partying all night, @long vine was shot by @earnest apex in a swimming pool. @long vine died.

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@glacial totem used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @glacial totem died.

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@onyx lotus was impaled by the Arms Dealer's nose after he told them about his amazing date with the Nurse. @onyx lotus died.

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@safe bramble drank a Teleportation Potion, and got teleported into a random sealed-off cave. Now what?

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@raw moss looked up what "verbose" meant. Perplexingly, they subsequently began utilizing an unintelligibly profuse quantity of letter groupings whilst constructing communicated messages to deliver to fellow individuals of the same species.

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@amber ermine suspected that the people around them might actually be holograms, but reaching out and trying to touch them would be too weird.

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@unreal moat added 9 and 10 together, and the result was 19.

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@unreal moat was relaxing on an iceberg when a huge crowd of penguins hopped on, causing it to flip over and dump @unreal moat into the freezing cold water. @unreal moat died.

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@true lynx went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @true lynx died.

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@visual oyster found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

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@raw moss and @amber ermine were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@safe bramble tried to warn everyone that the Eye of Chululu... Cluthu... hulu... ah, screw it.

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@earnest apex filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@amber ermine found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @potent talon, @visual oyster, and @earnest apex. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @earnest apex died.

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@potent talon found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @potent talon died.

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@visual oyster heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @visual oyster died.

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@amber ermine successfully snuck into @safe bramble's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @amber ermine died.

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@raw moss fed @safe bramble several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

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@raw moss rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@safe bramble thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

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@safe bramble used some tree stumps as target practice.

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@safe bramble saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @safe bramble died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @safe bramble
250 points go to 3rd place: @amber ermine
150 points go to 4th place: @visual oyster
150 points go to 5th place: @potent talon
150 points go to 6th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 7th place: @true lynx
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @onyx lotus
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Oct 24, 2025, 6:36 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 6:36 AM

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unreal moat Oct 24, 2025, 6:38 AM

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long vine Oct 24, 2025, 6:43 AM

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willow flax Oct 24, 2025, 6:46 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 6:46 AM

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amber ermine Oct 24, 2025, 6:48 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 6:48 AM

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earnest apex Oct 24, 2025, 7:01 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 7:01 AM

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glacial totem Oct 24, 2025, 7:13 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 7:13 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 7:30 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

unreal moat Oct 24, 2025, 7:48 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 7:48 AM

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@unreal moat, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Oct 24, 2025, 8:19 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 8:19 AM

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@raw moss, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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glass cargo Oct 24, 2025, 8:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 8:29 AM

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glossy meadow Oct 24, 2025, 8:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 8:29 AM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tight niche, @amber ermine, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @glossy meadow, @willow flax, @earnest apex, @long vine, and @glass cargo
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@long vine accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

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@remote pumice found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

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@tight niche set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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@willow flax used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @willow flax then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@amber ermine saw a shooting star and wished to remain safe. The shooting star proceeded to fall straight onto their head. @amber ermine died.

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@glossy meadow knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

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@unreal moat found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

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@raw moss told @glacial totem that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @glacial totem vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

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@glass cargo searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

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@tight niche cut through @glacial totem with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @glacial totem died.

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@glossy meadow tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

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The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @unreal moat. @unreal moat died.

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@raw moss thought the battle was too boring because not enough stuff was on fire, so they equipped Molten Armor and started spraying flames everywhere with a Flamethrower.

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@long vine spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

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@willow flax and @glass cargo had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

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@glass cargo drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@glossy meadow ran around catching fireflies and accidentally fell off a cliff. Fortunately for @glossy meadow, @willow flax broke their fall with their own body. @willow flax died.

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@earnest apex found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

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@tight niche planted glowing mushrooms in order to make a home for the Truffle.

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@earnest apex drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @raw moss mopped @earnest apex up with a tissue. @earnest apex died.

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@raw moss used their Purple Phasesaber to lop off @glass cargo's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @raw moss invented golf. @glass cargo died.

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@glossy meadow found the Last Prism. Then @long vine found another one, meaning that @glossy meadow's weapon was actually the Second-to-Last Prism.

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@glossy meadow fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @glossy meadow died.

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@remote pumice hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

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@long vine theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

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@long vine boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @long vine died.

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@tight niche tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @glossy meadow
150 points go to 6th place: @glass cargo
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @willow flax
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Oct 24, 2025, 8:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 8:38 AM

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glass cargo Oct 24, 2025, 8:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 8:39 AM

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long vine Oct 24, 2025, 8:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 8:41 AM

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remote pumice Oct 24, 2025, 8:44 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 8:44 AM

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unreal moat Oct 24, 2025, 8:56 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 8:56 AM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 24, 2025, 9:10 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 9:10 AM

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glossy meadow Oct 24, 2025, 9:17 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 9:17 AM

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@glossy meadow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

proud lava Oct 24, 2025, 10:07 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 10:07 AM

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tight niche Oct 24, 2025, 10:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 10:28 AM

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brave shore Oct 24, 2025, 10:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 10:29 AM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@glass cargo, @remote pumice, @glossy meadow, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @proud lava, @unreal moat, @raw moss, and @tight niche
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@brave shore played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

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@tranquil wyvern finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

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@unreal moat drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

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@glossy meadow tied up @tight niche and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @tight niche to die. However, @tight niche managed to escape from their bonds.

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@glass cargo brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @glass cargo died.

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@raw moss threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @glossy meadow would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @glossy meadow died.

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@proud lava snacked on some delicious glue and can no longer speak.

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@long vine started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @long vine died.

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@proud lava underestimated a baby shark. They got eaten, digested, and turned into baby shark doo-doo. @proud lava died.

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@unreal moat started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

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@unreal moat was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @unreal moat died.

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@tranquil wyvern started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

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@tight niche looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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@raw moss stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@brave shore pumped @remote pumice full of lead. No one was hurt, but @remote pumice's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@tranquil wyvern confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

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@tight niche tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@raw moss swallowed a Beenade and died in a way far too graphic to describe. @raw moss died.

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@remote pumice fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @remote pumice died.

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@tranquil wyvern was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore and @tight niche engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @tight niche blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 6th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 7th place: @proud lava
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @glossy meadow
100 points go to 10th place: @glass cargo

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

long vine Oct 24, 2025, 10:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 10:39 AM

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remote pumice Oct 24, 2025, 10:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 10:43 AM

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unreal moat Oct 24, 2025, 10:44 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 10:44 AM

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copper portal Oct 24, 2025, 11:03 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 11:03 AM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 24, 2025, 11:04 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 11:04 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 11:23 AM

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@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

zenith root Oct 24, 2025, 11:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 11:26 AM

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tight niche Oct 24, 2025, 11:27 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 11:27 AM

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vagrant storm Oct 24, 2025, 11:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 11:29 AM

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mellow hill Oct 24, 2025, 11:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 11:29 AM

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brave shore Oct 24, 2025, 11:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 11:29 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@mellow hill, @remote pumice, @sweet fractal, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @vagrant storm, @unreal moat, @copper portal, @tight niche, and @zenith root
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@remote pumice tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @remote pumice died.

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@unreal moat made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

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@vagrant storm ate some pufferfish sashimi because they heard that it was to die for. @vagrant storm died.

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@long vine opened the front door and saw @brave shore trying to murder the Guide. @long vine slowly closed the door and walked away.

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@sweet fractal broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

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Using some fast flying maneuvers, @tranquil wyvern managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

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@zenith root dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@tight niche drank a Teleportation Potion and ended up in a desolate place full of coarse, rough, irritating sand that gets everywhere.

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An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @unreal moat's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @unreal moat died.

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@copper portal pointed a Shotgun at @tranquil wyvern and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @copper portal looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @copper portal died.

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@zenith root wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @zenith root died.

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@tight niche wondered why weapons can't be painted.

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@mellow hill traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

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@brave shore went mining hoping to find diamonds, but was only able to find some kind of glowing plant material.

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@tranquil wyvern challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

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@brave shore started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

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@sweet fractal took a trip to the desert, where a sandstorm caused them to stumble blindly into an Antlion pit. @sweet fractal died.

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@long vine contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @long vine died.

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@tight niche tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

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@mellow hill burned @brave shore to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @mellow hill for reading books. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @tight niche died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @mellow hill
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @zenith root
100 points go to 8th place: @copper portal
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @vagrant storm

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@copper portal silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @remote pumice's back, which then integrated itself into @remote pumice's body and gave them superhuman powers.

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@near mortar tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @near mortar died.

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@sweet fractal claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

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@long vine used the power of Flex Tape to stick @vagrant storm in place, leaving them unable to move or eat. Fortunately, a vulture soon arrived and brought @vagrant storm's suffering to a swift end. @vagrant storm died.

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@unreal moat fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @unreal moat died.

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Tired of eating plain toast, @jolly swift started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

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@copper portal got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @copper portal died.

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@peak yoke fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @peak yoke died.

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@remote pumice started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

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@tranquil wyvern shot @long vine in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @long vine died.

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@tight niche traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @jolly swift. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche got a piggyback ride from @remote pumice, and betrayed them by jumping off their back in order to make it across a lava pool. @remote pumice died.

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@sweet fractal went painting in the great outdoors, hoping to be inspired by nature. Eventually, a passing bird had a happy little accident all over @sweet fractal's canvas.

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@tranquil wyvern bragged to @tight niche about their combat skills. @tight niche didn't really know @tranquil wyvern and had no idea how this conversation started.

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@tranquil wyvern played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@sweet fractal took a scenic tour of the world on a minecart. The tour ended when they were unceremoniously dumped into a lava pit. @sweet fractal died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @sweet fractal
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @copper portal
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @vagrant storm

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@amber ermine wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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@tight niche drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

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@median night had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

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@amber ermine unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @amber ermine died.

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@near mortar was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @near mortar died.

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@median night tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @median night died.

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A pretty fairy led @unreal moat to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @unreal moat died.

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A witch prophesized that @jagged spruce would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

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@long vine jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

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@jolly swift was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

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@remote pumice tried to shoot an apple off of @peak yoke's head. @remote pumice's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @peak yoke died.

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@tight niche had a sleepover with @jagged spruce, but the house was gone when they woke up.

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@carmine cairn watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

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@long vine activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @long vine died.

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@tight niche performed open heart surgery on @jolly swift, even though @jolly swift never asked for it and certainly didn't need it. @jolly swift died.

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@remote pumice caused @carmine cairn to fall in love with a duck by using a Love Potion. The two are now happily married.

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@jagged spruce found a pair of Water Walking Boots. You could make a religion out of this!

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@carmine cairn tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

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@remote pumice and @tight niche were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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@remote pumice invited @jagged spruce to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @remote pumice was mauled by wolves. @remote pumice died.

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@jagged spruce had a terrible night. @jagged spruce died.

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Thinking that it would bear them no ill will, @tight niche tormented a bear with unbearable bear puns. But then the bear bared its fangs at them, and they barely managed to escape.

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@carmine cairn went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

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@carmine cairn was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

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@tight niche pranked @carmine cairn by giving them a piece of hair and telling them that they could eat it to gain superpowers.

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@carmine cairn caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @jagged spruce
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @median night
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

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@amber ermine found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @amber ermine died.

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@carmine cairn started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @unreal moat and @median night.

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@tight niche decided to go commit die. They rolled a 6. Neat!

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@median night pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @median night died.

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@jagged spruce passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

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@tranquil wyvern drank some Sake, but quickly realized that it doesn't heal any health.

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@peak yoke found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

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@long vine found an ugly pink fish-shaped abomination with freakishly large lips. They tried to purge it with a flamethrower, but it was not very effective.

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@jolly swift recreated the long lost Hamdrax. After accidentally ravaging their house with it, @jolly swift concluded that it was lost for a reason.

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@glossy meadow walked through a canyon while whistling, but stopped after they heard someone whistling the same tune. Was that someone mocking them?

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@peak yoke distracted the Moon Lord by asking it the philosophical question of whether its Eyes of Cthulhu are "True" or not, allowing everyone to flee to safety.

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@long vine spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@unreal moat was ordered by @tranquil wyvern to sing a song or be killed. @unreal moat tried to sing the parody song "Revenge" and got killed immediately. @unreal moat died.

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@glossy meadow gave @tight niche a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @tight niche gave @glossy meadow a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @glossy meadow died.

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@carmine cairn started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @carmine cairn - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @carmine cairn then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

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@peak yoke went to the ocean with plans of a beach day, but out of nowhere a tornado appeared and flung a shark directly at their face. @peak yoke died.

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@carmine cairn walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@tight niche placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Shotgun.

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@long vine's canteen ran empty, so they quenched their thirst with the liquid powering their Glowstick. @long vine died.

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@jagged spruce stole @jolly swift's lemons. @jolly swift got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @jagged spruce's house down.

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@carmine cairn finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @jagged spruce caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@tight niche started building a snowman, but it was blown up by a random missile that came from out of nowhere.

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@jolly swift was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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@tranquil wyvern needed power for a wiring project they were working on, so they started collecting Bird Statues.

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@jagged spruce started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @jagged spruce is still slurping that noodle.

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@tight niche built a floating city and named it "England".

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@tight niche and @jagged spruce got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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@carmine cairn used genetic engineering to try to create girls with cat ears.

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@tranquil wyvern got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@jagged spruce put on a Wall of Flesh Mask, but for some reason, it took over control of their body and forced them to keep moving forward without stopping. Eventually, they reached a cliff.
@jagged spruce died.

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@tranquil wyvern left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

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@tight niche wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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@tight niche became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

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@carmine cairn purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

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@tranquil wyvern's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @tight niche died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @jagged spruce
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @glossy meadow
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @median night

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@glossy meadow was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @glossy meadow died.

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@long vine made some scary noises in the dark. @sacred grove sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @long vine died.

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@median night tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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@sacred grove went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @sacred grove died.

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@unreal moat heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @unreal moat died.

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@median night got impaled by Mourning Wood. @median night died.

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@near mortar tried to defend their NPCs from zombies during a Blood Moon. The NPCs did just fine, but @near mortar died.

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@earnest apex literally can't even. @earnest apex died.

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@tranquil wyvern looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@jagged spruce huddled in a cave as a blizzard began. They saw @jolly swift also huddling in the same cave, but both of them were too cold to do anything to each other.

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@onyx lotus tried to high-five @peak yoke, but @peak yoke went for a fist bump. Awkward.

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@onyx lotus started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @onyx lotus decided that they were done with mining for the day.

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@visual oyster got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @visual oyster, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @visual oyster died.

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@copper portal released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @copper portal, but it was very satisfying.

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@jolly swift was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

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@tranquil wyvern couldn't wait any longer for the TerrariaWeeklyStream, so they used an Enchanted Sundial to fast forward time.

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@tight niche was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

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@copper portal wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @copper portal died.

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@peak yoke went out on a camping trip, and all their blood was sucked out by mosquitoes. @peak yoke died.

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@amber ermine challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @amber ermine died.

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@tranquil wyvern wanted to build the Titanic, but the oceans in Terraria were just too small.

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@onyx lotus was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @onyx lotus died.

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@jagged spruce was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @jagged spruce died.

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@jolly swift got stomped on the head and eventually squashed flat by a desk lamp. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

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@tight niche felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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@tranquil wyvern tossed a Flamarang from a safe distance. It ended up not being a safe distance. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @tight niche's head. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @jagged spruce
150 points go to 6th place: @onyx lotus
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @copper portal
100 points go to 10th place: @visual oyster

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @jolly swift, @ebon matrix, @median night, @near mortar, @marble kettle, @visual oyster, @copper portal, and @tight niche
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@ebon matrix started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @ebon matrix died.

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@median night received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @median night died.

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@tight niche's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @tight niche sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

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@near mortar was minding their own beeswax when they were abruptly impaled by Queen Bee. @near mortar died.

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@marble kettle was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @marble kettle died.

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@tranquil wyvern spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

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@visual oyster was playing hide and seek with @jolly swift and @remote pumice, but stepped on a pressure plate and got squished by a boulder. @visual oyster died.

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@tranquil wyvern 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @copper portal to death. @copper portal died.

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@carmine cairn found a small, shadowy orb that floated around them. They named it Wilson.

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@jolly swift decided to count the total number of blocks in their world. Good luck!

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@tranquil wyvern decided that they were spending too much time indoors, so they went outside to touch grass. The grass that they touched turned out to be a Snatcher. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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@remote pumice and @jolly swift fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @remote pumice won by breaking @jolly swift's spine. @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@remote pumice pointed their hot dog menacingly towards @carmine cairn.

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@remote pumice constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @carmine cairn by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @remote pumice's positioning was a bit off. @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@tight niche was in the middle of taking a shower when @carmine cairn took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @copper portal
100 points go to 7th place: @visual oyster
100 points go to 8th place: @marble kettle
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @median night

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There are 11 players remaining.
@remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @jolly swift, @ebon matrix, @thick steppe, @ionic hawk, @raw moss, @visual oyster, @copper portal, and @tight niche
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@tranquil wyvern boiled a bottle of expensive-looking water to see if there was anything remaining.

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@ebon matrix saw the light at the end of the tunnel. The light was actually coming from a pool of lava at the bottom of their mineshaft. @ebon matrix died.

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@copper portal killed a bunny, and started to hear heavy metal playing in the distance.

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@raw moss solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@remote pumice tried to assemble an Ankh Shield, but something went wrong and they ended up smashing hundreds upon hundreds of eggs instead.

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@ionic hawk crafted @visual oyster into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @visual oyster died.

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@tight niche tried to strike @jolly swift down, but @jolly swift instead became more powerful than @tight niche could possibly imagine.

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@tranquil wyvern overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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After @copper portal drank a few bottles of Sake, they ran into a glowing orange juice fountain! They swam around for about a minute, until they realized it was lava and not orange juice. @copper portal died.

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@tight niche purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@jolly swift became so famous that people started writing fanfictions about them. Out of curiosity, they read one and immediately died of embarrassment. @jolly swift died.

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@raw moss attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

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@thick steppe drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @thick steppe died.

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@ionic hawk tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @ionic hawk died.

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@tranquil wyvern suddenly realized that "hitherto" is pronounced "hither-two" and not "hit-her-toe". The way they were pronouncing it in their head had been hitherto incorrect.

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@remote pumice painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@remote pumice summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @remote pumice died.

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@raw moss started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@carmine cairn tried to set up a campfire, but @tight niche drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

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@raw moss and @tranquil wyvern found themselves falling from a considerable height. @raw moss landed in a pool of water. @tranquil wyvern did not. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@raw moss embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @raw moss tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche visited the Louvre Museum to view the Mona Lisa. People always talked about Mona Lisa's smile, but @tight niche thought her hands were more interesting.

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The Wizard showed @carmine cairn their future in his Crystal Ball. "Every flower blooms in its own sweet time. Lucky numbers: 9, 25, 31, 42, 68."

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@tight niche found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @tight niche walked out the door.

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@carmine cairn invented a Cat Cannon, because everyone knows that an airbourne cat is much deadlier than a bunny.

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@tight niche was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

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@carmine cairn accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @carmine cairn died. @carmine cairn died. @carmine cairn died. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @ionic hawk
100 points go to 7th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 8th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 9th place: @copper portal
100 points go to 10th place: @visual oyster

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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visual oyster Oct 24, 2025, 6:18 PM

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jolly swift Oct 24, 2025, 6:19 PM

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earnest apex Oct 24, 2025, 6:23 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @ebon matrix, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @ionic hawk, @earnest apex, @visual oyster, and @thick steppe
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After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @ebon matrix was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @ebon matrix died.

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@carmine cairn challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @carmine cairn died.

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@jolly swift paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with an Ignorant Amber Staff.

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@visual oyster got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

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@earnest apex tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @earnest apex died.

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@ionic hawk cartwheeled off the Nurse's hospital roof and landed on their head. Good thing they were wearing a Lucky Horseshoe!

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@raw moss tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @raw moss quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

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@tight niche found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

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@tight niche started barking like a dog while chasing @jolly swift.

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@visual oyster hopped on their Flying Carpet and rode to a whole new world! Sadly, this was a whole new world where griefers had surrounded the spawn point with Lihzahrd Bricks and filled it with lava. @visual oyster died.

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@thick steppe opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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@tranquil wyvern put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@ionic hawk couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@jolly swift hid and tried to heal, but the only potions they had were Invisibility Potions.

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@tight niche found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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@ionic hawk and @thick steppe got in a heated argument over whether a certain object was a ladder or a step-ladder.

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@thick steppe drank a Teleportation Potion, got teleported into the sky, and did not bounce. @thick steppe died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to throw a Arkhalis at @raw moss before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

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@tranquil wyvern tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@jolly swift dipped their toes into a lake. Sadly the lake froze, so @jolly swift is going to be stuck there for a while.

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@jolly swift fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @jolly swift died.

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@ionic hawk donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

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@tight niche got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @tight niche died.

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A mysterious stranger gave @ionic hawk a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @raw moss with it. However, @ionic hawk clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @ionic hawk died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @ionic hawk
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 7th place: @visual oyster
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @carmine cairn
100 points go to 10th place: @ebon matrix

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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visual oyster Oct 24, 2025, 6:54 PM

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glacial totem Oct 24, 2025, 7:00 PM

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raw moss Oct 24, 2025, 7:07 PM

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earnest apex Oct 24, 2025, 7:09 PM

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maiden parcel Oct 24, 2025, 7:19 PM

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rancid dragon Oct 24, 2025, 7:23 PM

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granite torrent Oct 24, 2025, 7:23 PM

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tight niche Oct 24, 2025, 7:28 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 24, 2025, 7:28 PM

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remote pumice Oct 24, 2025, 7:28 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@jolly swift, @maiden parcel, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @rancid dragon, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @ionic hawk, @gray sky, @earnest apex, @visual oyster, and @granite torrent
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@rancid dragon thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @rancid dragon's potions with Red Potions. @rancid dragon died.

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@granite torrent tried to kill @tight niche, but failed to ask for consent.

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@ionic hawk threw @earnest apex into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @ionic hawk a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @earnest apex died.

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@maiden parcel tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

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@gray sky was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@visual oyster accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @visual oyster died.

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@granite torrent tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @jolly swift's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @granite torrent died.

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@glacial totem tried submitting an awesome trivia question to the Submission Bot, but accidentally typed "3 y-o" instead.

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@maiden parcel used a Teleportation Potion which teleported them to a Boulder trap, and they didn't realize it until it was too late. @maiden parcel died.

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@glacial totem walked into a bar. @jolly swift laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

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The Demolitionist told @remote pumice that it was a good day to die. @remote pumice thought so too. @remote pumice died.

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@ionic hawk was briefly jumpscared by @gray sky wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

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@carmine cairn found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

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@jolly swift found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @jolly swift died.

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@gray sky tried to run away from a Sand Elemental, but the wind was so strong that all they could do was run in place. @gray sky died.

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@ionic hawk drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @ionic hawk died.

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@glacial totem played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

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@glacial totem got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @raw moss got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn put a portable hole in their bag of holding, and got sucked into the astral plane. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche tried to launch a poison dart frog at @raw moss through a Blowgun, but accidentally inhaled while trying to blow the frog out. Now @tight niche has a frog in their throat, and is also dead. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 5th place: @ionic hawk
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 8th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 9th place: @maiden parcel
100 points go to 10th place: @granite torrent

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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gray sky Oct 24, 2025, 7:38 PM

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raw moss Oct 24, 2025, 7:42 PM

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glacial totem Oct 24, 2025, 7:50 PM

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thick steppe Oct 24, 2025, 8:06 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 24, 2025, 8:16 PM

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maiden parcel Oct 24, 2025, 8:20 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 24, 2025, 8:20 PM

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remote pumice Oct 24, 2025, 8:20 PM

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visual oyster Oct 24, 2025, 8:27 PM

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karmic sable Oct 24, 2025, 8:28 PM

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tight niche Oct 24, 2025, 8:29 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@nimble sorrel, @remote pumice, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @karmic sable, @tranquil wyvern, @glacial totem, @thick steppe, @maiden parcel, @raw moss, @visual oyster, @tight niche, and @gray sky
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@nimble sorrel used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @nimble sorrel died.

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@thick steppe tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

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@tight niche gazed at clouds with @visual oyster. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

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@sweet fractal climbed an iceberg and made it to the top! However, they couldn't make it back down before the iceberg flipped over. @sweet fractal died.

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@maiden parcel tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @maiden parcel is now bald.

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@karmic sable ignored the Old Man's warnings and wandered into the Dungeon, thinking that the fight with Skeletron was optional. @karmic sable died.

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@remote pumice watched a love story unfold between two bunnies. Several scenes later, both bunnies were dead: one from poison, and the other from a self-inflicted dagger wound.

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@glacial totem tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

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@glacial totem used a Rod of Discord too many times and ended up in an alternate dimension. One where oxygen didn't exist. @glacial totem died.

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@thick steppe caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @thick steppe died.

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@visual oyster wondered if they could beat the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword. You'll never know until you try!

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@gray sky snuck up behind @tight niche, who was talking about how great Terraria is. @gray sky decided not to kill them. Yet.

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@maiden parcel shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @maiden parcel died.

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@remote pumice asked the Internet to send them some challenging math questions, but realized their mistake after getting flooded with thousands of low-effort submissions.

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@visual oyster got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @visual oyster died.

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@carmine cairn and @tranquil wyvern were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @carmine cairn played solitaire. @tranquil wyvern stood behind them and watched.

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@tranquil wyvern became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @tight niche had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @tranquil wyvern's suffering. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@gray sky painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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@gray sky's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @gray sky died.

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@tight niche sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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@remote pumice tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

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@carmine cairn asked @raw moss if they "knew the way". @raw moss didn't chuckle. Instead, they flexed their knuckles. Oh no.

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@remote pumice's face was scorched off after @tight niche took a piece of the sun and made them look at it. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @tight niche caught them in time.

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@tight niche tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @carmine cairn's face off with its bare hands. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @visual oyster
100 points go to 8th place: @maiden parcel
100 points go to 9th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Oct 24, 2025, 8:40 PM

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visual oyster Oct 24, 2025, 8:46 PM

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chrome mason Oct 24, 2025, 8:47 PM

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glacial totem Oct 24, 2025, 8:53 PM

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gray sky Oct 24, 2025, 9:16 PM

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thick steppe Oct 24, 2025, 9:16 PM

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tight niche Oct 24, 2025, 9:27 PM

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potent talon Oct 24, 2025, 9:34 PM

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🅱️🅱️!register

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median night Oct 24, 2025, 9:55 PM

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earnest apex Oct 24, 2025, 9:57 PM

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main python Oct 24, 2025, 10:09 PM

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scenic smelt Oct 24, 2025, 10:10 PM

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steel sentinel Oct 24, 2025, 10:16 PM

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remote pumice Oct 24, 2025, 10:18 PM

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twilit quarry Oct 24, 2025, 10:23 PM

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silk schooner Oct 24, 2025, 10:24 PM

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long vine Oct 24, 2025, 10:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 10:27 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 24, 2025, 10:27 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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There are 19 players remaining.
@median night, @visual oyster, @tight niche, @ionic hawk, @potent talon, @twilit quarry, @glacial totem, @steel sentinel, @remote pumice, @thick steppe, @raw moss, @long vine, @chrome mason, @carmine cairn, @silk schooner, @gray sky, @scenic smelt, @earnest apex, and @main python
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@thick steppe's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @thick steppe! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

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The moon hit @median night's eye like a big pizza pie. @median night died.

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@main python tried to stab @visual oyster, but @visual oyster's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @visual oyster died.

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@potent talon saw the fattest cat ever, and was unable to escape from its crushing gravitational pull. @potent talon died.

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@long vine lured @twilit quarry into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @twilit quarry's dust allergy! @twilit quarry died.

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@glacial totem tried to escape from their pursuer by playing dead. Unfortunately for them, their pursuer was a boulder. @glacial totem died.

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@gray sky saw @silk schooner trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @gray sky is calling the police!

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@thick steppe picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @thick steppe died.

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@earnest apex distantly heard, "Hello, Terraria enthusiasts."

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@chrome mason neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @chrome mason died.

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@gray sky went outside to marvel at a solar eclipse, forgetting that this is Terraria. @gray sky died.

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@long vine found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @long vine pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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@tight niche found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

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@silk schooner found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

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@remote pumice tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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@scenic smelt was abruptly flattened by a falling sperm whale and a bowl of petunias. @scenic smelt died.

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@raw moss brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

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@carmine cairn almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

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@ionic hawk heard several Whoopie Cushions, but couldn't locate the source.

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While sitting on a bench together with @steel sentinel, @earnest apex leaned away and farted.

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@remote pumice won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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@steel sentinel covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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@silk schooner watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

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@ionic hawk's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @ionic hawk responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@tight niche looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

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@carmine cairn wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @earnest apex into an apple. @earnest apex died.

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@raw moss's town was attacked by giant insectoid creatures, but just as they were about to give up hope, a bunch of mechs dropped out of the sky, froze the creatures in ice, and left.

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@main python found a village full of goblins, and made a living there by reforging the goblins' weapons and combining their accessories.

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@main python and @remote pumice had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @ionic hawk sped up the process by stabbing @main python. @main python died.

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@silk schooner summoned the Eye of Cthulhu and prepared for a fight, but out of nowhere a falling star fell and split the Eye in two. Victory?

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@carmine cairn started to build cheap, ugly houses for NPCs, but @tight niche forced them to put in some more effort.

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@steel sentinel spiced up @ionic hawk's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @ionic hawk died.

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@silk schooner drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @silk schooner died.

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@raw moss kept talking, but stopped after @steel sentinel held up their hand. @steel sentinel demonstrated the power of the Force.

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The Wall of Flesh tried to find out how many licks it would take to get to the center of @remote pumice. Apparently, not that many. @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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@tight niche dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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@raw moss declared war against @steel sentinel because they didn't like something @steel sentinel said in their AMA.

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@long vine wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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@tight niche explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @tight niche died.

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After years of research, @long vine found a way to open an ancient gateway, but was immediately "assimilated" by a swarm of Nanites. @long vine died.

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@raw moss tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@steel sentinel constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @carmine cairn was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

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@carmine cairn thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @carmine cairn died.

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@steel sentinel recruited @raw moss as a subject for a science experiment by enticing them with cake, which may or may not actually exist.

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@steel sentinel was building some cramped wooden boxes for their NPCs when they noticed a swarm of locusts and frogs approaching in the distance.

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The sun burnt @raw moss into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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@steel sentinel was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

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@raw moss told @steel sentinel a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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@steel sentinel hid from @raw moss by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

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@raw moss discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @silk schooner
100 points go to 8th place: @ionic hawk
100 points go to 9th place: @main python
100 points go to 10th place: @earnest apex

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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long vine Oct 24, 2025, 10:42 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 10:42 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Oct 24, 2025, 10:52 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 10:52 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Oct 24, 2025, 10:54 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 10:54 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Oct 24, 2025, 10:55 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 10:55 PM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

chrome steeple Oct 24, 2025, 10:56 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 10:56 PM

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@chrome steeple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

earnest apex Oct 24, 2025, 10:56 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 10:56 PM

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@earnest apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Oct 24, 2025, 11:01 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 11:01 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Oct 24, 2025, 11:08 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 11:08 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@steel sentinel, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery belfry Oct 24, 2025, 11:21 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 11:21 PM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

silk schooner Oct 24, 2025, 11:21 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 11:21 PM

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@silk schooner, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Oct 24, 2025, 11:22 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 11:22 PM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Oct 24, 2025, 11:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 11:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Oct 24, 2025, 11:28 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 11:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

potent talon Oct 24, 2025, 11:29 PM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 11:29 PM

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@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @fiery belfry, @glacial totem, @chrome steeple, @earnest apex, @potent talon, @raw moss, @silk schooner, @tight niche, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@steel sentinel called @chrome steeple a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @steel sentinel died.

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@glacial totem was smelting ores at a furnace when it suddenly occurred to them that they had never put any fuel in. Where were the flames coming from?

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@tight niche fled to a nearby island, but had to come back since there was no bathroom there.

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@raw moss summoned the Old One's Army while @carmine cairn was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @carmine cairn died.

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@remote pumice accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @remote pumice.

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@long vine picked a fight with a goose. @long vine died.

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@silk schooner made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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@peak yoke built some pixel art of the Wall of Flesh in the underworld. @glacial totem was unaware of this, and summoned the actual Wall of Flesh only to get crushed between both of them. @glacial totem died.

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@chrome steeple shouted "Marco," but no one responded with "Polo". However, at least one person responded by putting a bullet into @chrome steeple's face. @chrome steeple died.

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@tight niche tried to lick their Honey Balloon, and ended up with a bunch of bee stings. However, they regained some health from the honey, so they basically broke even.

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While @earnest apex looked inside a Corruption chasm, @raw moss pranked them by pushing them inside. @earnest apex died.

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@silk schooner found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

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@potent talon tried to steal a gun from the Traveling Merchant, and got turned into julienne fries. @potent talon died.

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@peak yoke was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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@raw moss ate a weird dog treat and gained such immense power that just 10% of it was enough to vaporize @peak yoke before they could say "Zoinks!" @peak yoke died.

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@silk schooner wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @silk schooner died.

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@tight niche aimed a Last Prism beam at @remote pumice, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

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@fiery belfry stormed Area 51, but it was mostly empty, save for a handful of people who had also learned of the event through Internet Explorer.

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@remote pumice found an incantation for a spell that would supposedly erase people's memories. Strangely, it was written in their own handwriting, even though they had never seen it before.

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@tight niche "borrowed" @raw moss's bike to escape from a flock of angry sparrows. Much to @raw moss's annoyance, the bike was destroyed by lightning before @tight niche could return it.

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@fiery belfry found out that ||Australia isn't real||. Government officials weren't having that and silenced them permanently. @fiery belfry died.

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@remote pumice captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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@raw moss blew their new Golf Whistle because they liked its sound. Meanwhile, the Golfer was having a tough time keeping score of @raw moss's penalty—apparently, the Golfer never took math class.

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@tight niche was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

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@remote pumice was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @remote pumice died.

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@raw moss landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @raw moss accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @fiery belfry
150 points go to 5th place: @silk schooner
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

earnest apex Oct 24, 2025, 11:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 11:40 PM

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@earnest apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Oct 24, 2025, 11:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 11:41 PM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Oct 24, 2025, 11:41 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 11:41 PM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Oct 24, 2025, 11:47 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 11:47 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

visual oyster Oct 24, 2025, 11:59 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 11:59 PM

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@visual oyster, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Oct 25, 2025, 12:10 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 12:10 AM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Oct 25, 2025, 12:12 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 12:12 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Oct 25, 2025, 12:14 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 12:14 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Oct 25, 2025, 12:20 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 12:20 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

silk schooner Oct 25, 2025, 12:21 AM

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bb!register

remote pumice Oct 25, 2025, 12:21 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 12:21 AM

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@silk schooner, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

grizzled tusk Oct 25, 2025, 12:21 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 12:21 AM

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@grizzled tusk, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Oct 25, 2025, 12:29 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 12:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

carmine cairn Oct 25, 2025, 12:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 25, 2025, 12:30 AM

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@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @grizzled tusk, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @near mortar, @silk schooner, @remote pumice, @earnest apex, @long vine, @brave shore, and @visual oyster
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@glacial totem heard everyone was making fish puns, so they decided to combat that with an amass of horse puns. Their neighbors became very upset. No one really gave a hoof. Eventually, @glacial totem stopped because their voice became horse.

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After eating supper together, @silk schooner betrayed @steel sentinel in exchange for 30 silver coins. @steel sentinel died.

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@raw moss appeared to be taking a group picture of @tight niche, @visual oyster, and @grizzled tusk. @raw moss's selfie turned out great!

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@long vine searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

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@earnest apex popped @glacial totem by firing a bird at them with a slingshot. @glacial totem died.

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@brave shore dug a trap hole and filled it with hundreds of swords. @near mortar fell into the hole, and found their inventory full of free swords!

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@raw moss drank a Dangersense Potion and noticed that @silk schooner was highlighted in red. They found out it was because they had just eaten a bunch of Honey Blocks.

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@remote pumice consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

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@carmine cairn tried to prove that the world was a sphere, and not a pancake in space. The world is actually a 2D box, but @carmine cairn didn't know that.

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@earnest apex decided to boldly dive straight into the eye of a hurricane! The winds were calm, the skies were clear, and they were disappointed by how easy it was.

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@tight niche sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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@near mortar stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @near mortar died.

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@earnest apex took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @earnest apex died.

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@brave shore climbed a tree without using their arms.

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@visual oyster was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @visual oyster died.

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@silk schooner got burninated by Tim. @silk schooner died.

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@tight niche tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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@grizzled tusk followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @grizzled tusk died.

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@remote pumice wasted several hours trying to look for a 3rd dimension in Terraria.

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@long vine sank into a tar pit. Hopefully their mummified body will be useful to scientists thousands of years in the future. @long vine died.

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@raw moss was arrested and executed for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses, and malicious destruction of cabbages. @raw moss died.

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The Angler accidentally inhaled some of @carmine cairn's Vile Powder! However, nothing appears to have changed.

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@brave shore chased @remote pumice with their Shadewood Sword. @remote pumice tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @brave shore. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn got flattened into a bloody pancake by a Giant Tortoise. @carmine cairn died.

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@tight niche built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.