#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 10

gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 9:37 AM

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long vine Oct 23, 2025, 9:57 AM

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vernal badger Oct 23, 2025, 9:59 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 9:59 AM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 23, 2025, 10:02 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 10:02 AM

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edgy niche Oct 23, 2025, 10:03 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 10:03 AM

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main python Oct 23, 2025, 10:18 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 10:18 AM

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remote pumice Oct 23, 2025, 10:22 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 10:22 AM

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brave shore Oct 23, 2025, 10:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 10:28 AM

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tight niche Oct 23, 2025, 10:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 10:30 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

near mortar Oct 23, 2025, 10:46 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 10:46 AM

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chrome steeple Oct 23, 2025, 10:50 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 10:50 AM

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pseudo spruce Oct 23, 2025, 10:51 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 10:51 AM

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@pseudo spruce, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 11:30 AM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @main python, @pseudo spruce, @vernal badger, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @long vine, @brave shore, @edgy niche, and @chrome steeple
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@remote pumice was attacked by a Deadly Sphere, but defeated it by using multivariable calculus.

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@amber ermine equipped a Lilith's Necklace and became a wolf (on all levels, including physical).

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@vernal badger made up their own language and used it to threaten @tight niche, who simply scratched their head.

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@brave shore made a mean-spirited joke, but it was so subtle that nobody noticed.

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@near mortar took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

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@main python went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

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@tranquil wyvern trained for years, only to find out that weapons have the same base damage no matter how hard you train.

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@amber ermine's brain overheated and melted while they were trying to listen to @edgy niche and @chrome steeple's conversation about space-time and interdimensional travel. @amber ermine died.

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@pseudo spruce started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

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@tranquil wyvern tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

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@vernal badger was trapped in a box with a tiny amount of radioactive material and a Geiger counter connected to a vial of poison. After the box was opened, it was revealed that @vernal badger lived.

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@pseudo spruce used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

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@main python wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @main python died.

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@remote pumice farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@pseudo spruce wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @pseudo spruce's head. @pseudo spruce died.

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@vernal badger found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @vernal badger died.

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@chrome steeple sprinted out of the supermarket after buying Donuts, Donut Holes, and Glue.

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@near mortar ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @near mortar died.

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The Cyborg hacked into @long vine's computer and read their search history. He wasn't mad, just disappointed.

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@long vine dressed up as a Traveling Merchant. Sadly, they were killed by someone who wanted their hat. @long vine died.

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@brave shore sat on a wall. @brave shore had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put @brave shore together again. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche used their Enchanted Sword to lop off @edgy niche's head, and it landed in a nearby hole. @tight niche invented golf. @edgy niche died.

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@chrome steeple stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @chrome steeple died.

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@tranquil wyvern started blocking @remote pumice's movement using the Ice Rod for fun.

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@tight niche started making random animal noises. Their friends tried hard to pretend that they didn't know them.

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@tranquil wyvern had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @tranquil wyvern wasn't a pie. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@remote pumice gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @remote pumice died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @remote pumice
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @chrome steeple
150 points go to 5th place: @edgy niche
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @vernal badger
100 points go to 10th place: @pseudo spruce

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

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remote pumice Oct 23, 2025, 11:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 11:42 AM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

median night Oct 23, 2025, 11:52 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 11:52 AM

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chrome steeple Oct 23, 2025, 12:03 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 12:03 PM

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brave shore Oct 23, 2025, 12:04 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 12:04 PM

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long vine Oct 23, 2025, 12:08 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 12:08 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Oct 23, 2025, 12:09 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 12:09 PM

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@remote pumice, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Oct 23, 2025, 12:11 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 12:11 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Oct 23, 2025, 12:14 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 12:14 PM

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zenith root Oct 23, 2025, 12:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 12:27 PM

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tight niche Oct 23, 2025, 12:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 12:28 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @near mortar, @median night, @remote pumice, @long vine, @brave shore, @zenith root, and @chrome steeple
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tight niche promised @amber ermine that their hellevator had water at the bottom. @amber ermine died.

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@long vine was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

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@brave shore recieved some BBQ Ribs from the Dungeon and wondered if they were made out of beef or pork.

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@near mortar played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @near mortar died.

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@tranquil wyvern and the Dryad discussed how sandstorms really aren't that dangerous. Meanwhile, @median night was getting sewn back together by the Nurse after being maimed by a Sand Elemental.

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@median night got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @long vine got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @median night died.

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There was a snake in @long vine's boot! @long vine died.

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@zenith root crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @zenith root's entire body.

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@tranquil wyvern found @brave shore sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

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@zenith root accidentally killed a Voodoo Demon above lava before they were finished with their hellbridge. @zenith root died.

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@tight niche put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

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@brave shore tried to file a lawsuit because Worm Food doesn't have a label that reads, "Warning: not for human consumption".

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@chrome steeple tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @chrome steeple died.

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@tranquil wyvern ate a Face Monster's face. It could use a little more salt.

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@tranquil wyvern challenged the Eye of Cthulhu to a staring contest, but the Eye of Cthulhu didn't understand the rules. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche patiently farmed Chaos Elementals for the Rod of Discord. One of them didn't seem to be dying from the lava, but it was just @remote pumice in disguise.

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@remote pumice thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

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@brave shore decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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@tight niche tried hacking into @remote pumice's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @remote pumice's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

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@brave shore used Masonic masonry techniques to build a massive, mysterious monument. It looked like a pyramid with an eye engraved into the top.

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@remote pumice was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche was buried under an avalanche that @brave shore had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @chrome steeple
150 points go to 6th place: @zenith root
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @median night
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

remote pumice Oct 23, 2025, 12:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 12:38 PM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

chrome steeple Oct 23, 2025, 12:40 PM

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median night Oct 23, 2025, 12:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 12:40 PM

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@chrome steeple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@median night, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Oct 23, 2025, 12:47 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 12:47 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Oct 23, 2025, 12:55 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 12:55 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 1:10 PM

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@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Oct 23, 2025, 1:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 1:24 PM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Oct 23, 2025, 1:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 1:27 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

zenith root Oct 23, 2025, 1:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 1:28 PM

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@zenith root, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

stark monolith Oct 23, 2025, 1:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 1:30 PM

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@stark monolith, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @stark monolith, @sweet fractal, @near mortar, @median night, @remote pumice, @zenith root, and @chrome steeple
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@livid shuttle felt an unbearable itch on their back while they were mining, so they scratched it with their Shroomite Digging Claws. @livid shuttle died.

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@sweet fractal and @tight niche were playing in the ocean when a Shark arrived and devoured @sweet fractal, but left @tight niche alone because they smelled funny. @sweet fractal died.

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@near mortar loves @jolly swift to the moon and back, but unfortunately there's no oxygen up there. @near mortar died.

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@tranquil wyvern handed @median night a folded piece of paper that read "BOO", which frightened them so badly that they got a heart attack. @median night died.

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@zenith root gave @jolly swift a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @jolly swift gave @zenith root a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @zenith root died.

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@chrome steeple mistook @tight niche's Leaf Blower for a novelty weapon. @chrome steeple died.

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@stark monolith started wondering why they were still here. Just to suffer?

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@tranquil wyvern tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

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@tranquil wyvern and @stark monolith were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @tranquil wyvern suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @stark monolith turned around to look. @stark monolith died.

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@tight niche made a cool reference, but none of their friends understood it.

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@jolly swift tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @jolly swift died.

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@remote pumice drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @remote pumice died.

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@tranquil wyvern made a cat face in the dirt. =(^w^)= Then @tight niche walked all over it. #(##^)#

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@tranquil wyvern drank so much Ale that their body became 99% alcohol. @tight niche mopped @tranquil wyvern up with a tissue. @tranquil wyvern died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @tranquil wyvern
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @stark monolith
150 points go to 6th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 7th place: @zenith root
100 points go to 8th place: @median night
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @sweet fractal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Oct 23, 2025, 1:40 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 1:40 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Oct 23, 2025, 1:44 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 1:44 PM

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remote pumice Oct 23, 2025, 1:45 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 1:45 PM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

median night Oct 23, 2025, 1:53 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 1:53 PM

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@median night, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Oct 23, 2025, 1:58 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 1:58 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

bronze ether Oct 23, 2025, 2:04 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 2:04 PM

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@bronze ether, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Oct 23, 2025, 2:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 2:23 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Oct 23, 2025, 2:27 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 2:27 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

velvet dune Oct 23, 2025, 2:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 2:29 PM

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brave shore Oct 23, 2025, 2:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 2:29 PM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

near mortar Oct 23, 2025, 2:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 2:30 PM

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@remote pumice, @bronze ether, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @velvet dune, @jolly swift, @livid shuttle, @unreal moat, @median night, @tight niche, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@remote pumice tried to instigate drama against @bronze ether, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @remote pumice used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @bronze ether died.

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@unreal moat paid respects to a legendary basketball player by tossing a crumpled piece of paper into the wastebasket from across the room.

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Screams are echoing from the dungeon... it was actually the sound of @peak yoke being mercilessly tickled by @tranquil wyvern.

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@brave shore started drinking a Milkshake in their yard, drawing the attention of @velvet dune and @tight niche.

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@median night replaced @velvet dune's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @velvet dune died.

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@tranquil wyvern fired a Chlorophyte bullet at @median night, but the bullet decided that a nearby Green Slime was a more important target.

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Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @remote pumice was the bartender, @peak yoke was the DJ, and @livid shuttle was the pinata. @livid shuttle died.

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@unreal moat has fallen, and they can't get up. @unreal moat died.

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@jolly swift brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

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@tight niche, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

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@median night decided to follow their GPS wherever it would take them, and was never seen or heard from again. @median night died.

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@jolly swift took a potato chip... and ate it!

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@peak yoke built a house for the Guide out of Hellstone Bricks.

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@tranquil wyvern spoke softly to @peak yoke while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @peak yoke died.

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@jolly swift managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @jolly swift found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche used their sink, but nothing happened because they didn't have water pipes installed yet.

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@remote pumice and @tranquil wyvern had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @brave shore sped up the process by stabbing @remote pumice. @remote pumice died.

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@tranquil wyvern fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@brave shore purchased some Green Paint and painted themselves green. It turned out that they were trying to camouflage themselves in the grass.

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@tight niche hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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A mysterious stranger gave @brave shore a packet of poison powder and asked them to poison @tight niche with it. However, @brave shore clumsily stuck their thumb on the powder while trying to open the packet. @brave shore died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @median night
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @velvet dune

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

median night Oct 23, 2025, 2:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 2:39 PM

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@median night, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Oct 23, 2025, 2:41 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 2:41 PM

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unreal moat Oct 23, 2025, 2:42 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 2:42 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 23, 2025, 2:42 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 2:42 PM

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remote pumice Oct 23, 2025, 2:44 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 2:44 PM

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glass vine Oct 23, 2025, 2:48 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 2:48 PM

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sacred grove Oct 23, 2025, 2:48 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 2:48 PM

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@proven hamlet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

earnest apex Oct 23, 2025, 3:02 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 3:02 PM

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weary crane Oct 23, 2025, 3:10 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 3:10 PM

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mystic mesa Oct 23, 2025, 3:10 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 3:10 PM

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There are 16 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @mystic mesa, @glass vine, @tight niche, @slim gull, @carmine cairn, @amber ermine, @sacred grove, @median night, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @oak temple, @astral glacier, @earnest apex, @proven hamlet, and @weary crane
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@mystic mesa's night is going to be terrible, with vibrations from deep below and the air getting colder around them... @mystic mesa died.

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@slim gull combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@glass vine turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @glass vine died.

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@proven hamlet came out of @unreal moat's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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A witch prophesized that @tranquil wyvern would not be killed by any man of woman born. Of course, this was basically meaningless because the Dryad bot uses they/them pronouns for all the battle participants.

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@median night, @sacred grove, @carmine cairn, @remote pumice, @amber ermine, @astral glacier, @oak temple, and @earnest apex decided to play "Spin the Bottle: Russian Roulette Edition". The bottle ended up pointing at @amber ermine. @amber ermine died.

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@earnest apex shot a sand block at @slim gull with a Sandgun, but @slim gull managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@sacred grove challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @sacred grove died.

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@median night was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @median night died.

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@astral glacier purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

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@tranquil wyvern started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

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@unreal moat hadn't seen @carmine cairn in a long time, and missed them. @carmine cairn aimed a Sniper Rifle at @unreal moat from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @unreal moat died.

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@earnest apex called @remote pumice on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @earnest apex died.

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@proven hamlet boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @proven hamlet died.

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@weary crane got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @weary crane died.

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@tranquil wyvern sat down to meditate in the middle of the battlefield. Not a single person bothered them.

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@astral glacier found a room full of Bunny Banners in @oak temple's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @oak temple. @oak temple died.

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@remote pumice built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

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@slim gull contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @slim gull died.

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@tranquil wyvern realized that they had forgotten their favorite teddy bear at home, and they couldn't go on without it. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@remote pumice theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

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@carmine cairn brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @astral glacier wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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@remote pumice used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @remote pumice died.

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@astral glacier found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @astral glacier pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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@carmine cairn tried to throw a Adamantite Glaive at @astral glacier before realizing that spears don't work that way in this game.

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@tight niche somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

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@astral glacier constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @tight niche by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @astral glacier's positioning was a bit off. @astral glacier died.

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@carmine cairn found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @carmine cairn walked out the door.

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@carmine cairn dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

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@tight niche got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@carmine cairn wanted to find the terminal velocity of a falling object, but didn't have a test subject. Oh well... for science! @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @slim gull
100 points go to 7th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 8th place: @weary crane
100 points go to 9th place: @proven hamlet
100 points go to 10th place: @earnest apex

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @livid shuttle, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @amber ermine, @near mortar, @full pendant, @median night, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @copper portal, @earnest apex, and @velvet dune
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@earnest apex stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@livid shuttle couldn't hold it back anymore, and let it go. And by that, I mean that they let go of the rope while they were descending down a mineshaft. @livid shuttle died.

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@velvet dune almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

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@amber ermine accelerated on a minecart so fast that they managed to travel back in time. Then they spoiled the ending to a TV series that @median night was watching. @amber ermine died.

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@near mortar moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @near mortar died.

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@median night donated all of their organs to those in need. @median night died.

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@unreal moat and @carmine cairn were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @unreal moat fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @unreal moat died.

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@copper portal read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @copper portal died.

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@full pendant stole some gold bars from a bank. They were later dismayed to find that each gold bar was only worth 12 silver coins.

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@tight niche commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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@earnest apex thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @earnest apex died.

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There once was a @full pendant who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @full pendant's insides, and all the animals were freed. @full pendant died.

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@velvet dune threw a Stink Potion at @jolly swift. @jolly swift threw a Toxic Flask right back. @velvet dune died.

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@tranquil wyvern rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@remote pumice was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @remote pumice died.

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@jolly swift ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @jolly swift died.

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@carmine cairn descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

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@tight niche spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

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@carmine cairn built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

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@tight niche relaezid taht slpel-ckehcers are orevaretd bceusae the hmuan mnid can uesdtannrd msot wdors as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltteer are in the rhgit pclae.

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@carmine cairn vaporized @tight niche with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @velvet dune
100 points go to 7th place: @full pendant
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @copper portal
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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remote pumice Oct 23, 2025, 4:38 PM

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peak yoke Oct 23, 2025, 4:59 PM

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opaque pine Oct 23, 2025, 5:00 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 23, 2025, 5:07 PM

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velvet dune Oct 23, 2025, 5:08 PM

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granite root Oct 23, 2025, 5:11 PM

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mystic mesa Oct 23, 2025, 5:11 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 23, 2025, 5:28 PM

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tight niche Oct 23, 2025, 5:29 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @opaque pine, @mystic mesa, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @glacial totem, @remote pumice, @peak yoke, @granite root, and @velvet dune
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@mystic mesa ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @mystic mesa died.

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@tranquil wyvern found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

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@tight niche invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

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After an intense fight, @peak yoke was beaten by @remote pumice in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @remote pumice told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

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@peak yoke caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @peak yoke died.

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@glacial totem was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

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@velvet dune was walked on by a Martian Walker. @velvet dune died.

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@granite root found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

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@glacial totem wanted to be a superstar. The gods of Terraria granted their wish and @glacial totem turned into a Fallen Star, only to immediately go poof because it was daytime. @glacial totem died.

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@tight niche faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @remote pumice flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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@granite root had the high ground, but @opaque pine just blew it up with a Rocket Launcher, sending @granite root toppling to their doom. @granite root died.

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@carmine cairn ate an extra gummy vitamin, and became far too strong. The cops couldn't get them. They were too powerful.

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@remote pumice had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche wrote @opaque pine's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @opaque pine died.

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@tranquil wyvern flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @tranquil wyvern's face off with its bare hands. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche asked if there was anyone who could give them free stuff. @carmine cairn, who was using Lava Waders to stand on top of a pool of lava, told @tight niche to teleport to their location using a Wormhole Potion. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @opaque pine
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @granite root
100 points go to 7th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 8th place: @velvet dune
100 points go to 9th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 10th place: @mystic mesa

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granite root Oct 23, 2025, 5:38 PM

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glacial totem Oct 23, 2025, 5:46 PM

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jolly swift Oct 23, 2025, 5:47 PM

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visual oyster Oct 23, 2025, 5:48 PM

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glacial totem Oct 23, 2025, 5:50 PM

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median night Oct 23, 2025, 5:53 PM

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remote pumice Oct 23, 2025, 5:58 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 23, 2025, 5:59 PM

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earnest apex Oct 23, 2025, 6:08 PM

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raw moss Oct 23, 2025, 6:09 PM

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peak yoke Oct 23, 2025, 6:10 PM

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velvet dune Oct 23, 2025, 6:25 PM

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tight niche Oct 23, 2025, 6:25 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 23, 2025, 6:26 PM

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gray sky Oct 23, 2025, 6:29 PM

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @median night, @remote pumice, @peak yoke, @gray sky, @granite root, @earnest apex, @visual oyster, and @velvet dune
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Tired of eating plain toast, @jolly swift started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

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A zombie snuck up on @glacial totem and gave them a big hug! Unfortunately for them, zombies deal contact damage. @glacial totem died.

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@tight niche attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

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@earnest apex spotted the Epic Battle Dryad Bot sitting in a tree, watching the events of the battle unfold.

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@visual oyster and @granite root were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @visual oyster played solitaire. @granite root stood behind them and watched.

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@median night traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @median night died.

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@peak yoke made a Flintstones reference and Star Trek reference in the same sentence, which created a time paradox that erased them from existence. @peak yoke died.

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@earnest apex told @raw moss that people were like onions, in the sense that they have layers. @raw moss took those words literally and peeled @earnest apex. @earnest apex died.

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@visual oyster shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @visual oyster died.

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@velvet dune tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @velvet dune died.

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@jolly swift cleaned up some muddy footprints that zombies tracked all over the house after the Guide let them in.

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@jolly swift accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern played with squirrels. Then the sun set, and a bunch of zombies played with @tranquil wyvern. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@remote pumice couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

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@granite root found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @granite root died.

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@gray sky followed a creepy clown into a sewer because the clown said he had a playable version of Terraria: Otherworld down there. @gray sky died.

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@tight niche began screaming, thinking it would increase their power level. It did not.

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@raw moss invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@carmine cairn wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

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Someone let the dogs out! @remote pumice tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @remote pumice died.

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@raw moss went to a sushi restaurant and ordered a "Dynamite Roll". However, as soon as they bit into it, their head exploded. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn and @tight niche got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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@tight niche watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@tight niche was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @gray sky
150 points go to 6th place: @granite root
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 9th place: @velvet dune
100 points go to 10th place: @visual oyster

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Oct 23, 2025, 6:38 PM

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remote pumice Oct 23, 2025, 6:39 PM

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visual oyster Oct 23, 2025, 6:45 PM

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steel sentinel Oct 23, 2025, 7:25 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 23, 2025, 7:26 PM

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tight niche Oct 23, 2025, 7:28 PM

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rancid dragon Oct 23, 2025, 8:25 PM

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winged acorn Oct 23, 2025, 8:26 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @winged acorn, @rancid dragon, @glacial totem, @sacred grove, @raw moss, @median night, @remote pumice, and @visual oyster
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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@rancid dragon thought that loading a dart trap with fireworks would be a good idea for a party, but they forgot to hammer it to make it shoot upwards. @rancid dragon died.

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@glacial totem started to draw comparisons between Epic Battles and The Hunger Games. Fortunately, the Epic Battle Dryad Bot killed them off before they could be sued for copyright. @glacial totem died.

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@visual oyster and @carmine cairn were yelled at by the neighbors for screaming too loudly while trying to murder each other.

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@raw moss got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@sacred grove planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@sacred grove accidentally pushed the self-destruct button in their UFO, which they had custom-installed because they thought it would look cool. @sacred grove died.

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@remote pumice decisively vanquished @median night through the deployment of a large influx of BEES. @median night died.

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@raw moss splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @winged acorn observed disapprovingly.

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@tight niche wiggled their ears - first the right one, then the left - stuck out their tongue, and turned @visual oyster into an apple. @visual oyster died.

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@carmine cairn was arrested for killing @winged acorn with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @winged acorn died.

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@remote pumice accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @remote pumice died.

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@raw moss ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @raw moss died.

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The Tavernkeep decided to hire the Nurse as a barmaid. However, she was so busy healing @steel sentinel over and over that the Tavernkeep fired her for not doing her job.

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@tight niche placed a bubble machine and attempted to pop the bubbles with a Sniper Rifle.

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Through the mighty winds of the desert, @tight niche saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @steel sentinel stabbed them in the back. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn spun around in a full circle and shot @steel sentinel with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @winged acorn
100 points go to 7th place: @visual oyster
100 points go to 8th place: @median night
100 points go to 9th place: @sacred grove
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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median night Oct 23, 2025, 8:43 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 8:43 PM

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remote pumice Oct 23, 2025, 8:51 PM

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visual oyster Oct 23, 2025, 8:57 PM

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steel sentinel Oct 23, 2025, 8:57 PM

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long vine Oct 23, 2025, 8:59 PM

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raw moss Oct 23, 2025, 9:04 PM

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floral ridge Oct 23, 2025, 9:07 PM

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earnest apex Oct 23, 2025, 9:12 PM

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main python Oct 23, 2025, 9:19 PM

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peak yoke Oct 23, 2025, 9:24 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 23, 2025, 9:25 PM

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tight niche Oct 23, 2025, 9:27 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @main python, @raw moss, @median night, @remote pumice, @ionic hawk, @peak yoke, @long vine, @earnest apex, @visual oyster, and @floral ridge
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@earnest apex claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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@main python was jumpscared by the Moon Lord and broke their computer out of surprise. @main python died.

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@peak yoke found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

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@tight niche was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

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@floral ridge tried to set up a campfire, but @ionic hawk drank an Invisibility Potion and kept sneakily putting it out.

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@long vine was jumped by a massive dog, but thankfully it was only looking for cuddles.

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@carmine cairn drew a green stick figure and labelled it a picture of the Dryad. It was then praised globally as a masterpiece, winning competitions and becoming cemented in history as the greatest piece of art to be made.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @median night is now goo. @median night died.

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@raw moss was about to eat some banana chips, but changed their mind after noticing that they smelled like sweaty feet.

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@remote pumice developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

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@peak yoke realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @peak yoke died.

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@long vine equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @ionic hawk chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @long vine's shattered corpse. @long vine died.

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@earnest apex found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @earnest apex died.

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@visual oyster gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @visual oyster died.

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@ionic hawk got stuck in @tight niche's Rod of Discord farm. @ionic hawk died.

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@floral ridge was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @floral ridge died.

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@remote pumice used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @remote pumice then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

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@tight niche found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @remote pumice died.

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@steel sentinel finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

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@tight niche was eaten by a tree. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss became one of many casualties in an experimental space program whose commander had no idea what they were doing. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn ordered lunch at a restaurant. The waitress handed them the plate and said, "enjoy your meal." @carmine cairn said "thanks, you too." @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @floral ridge
100 points go to 7th place: @ionic hawk
100 points go to 8th place: @visual oyster
100 points go to 9th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 10th place: @long vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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visual oyster Oct 23, 2025, 9:37 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 9:37 PM

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chrome mason Oct 23, 2025, 9:38 PM

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raw moss Oct 23, 2025, 9:43 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 23, 2025, 9:46 PM

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median night Oct 23, 2025, 9:47 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 9:47 PM

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steel sentinel Oct 23, 2025, 9:47 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 9:47 PM

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remote pumice Oct 23, 2025, 9:50 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 9:50 PM

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glacial totem Oct 23, 2025, 9:51 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 9:51 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 10:20 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 23, 2025, 10:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 10:24 PM

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tight niche Oct 23, 2025, 10:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 10:28 PM

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long vine Oct 23, 2025, 10:28 PM

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jagged spruce Oct 23, 2025, 10:30 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 10:30 PM

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Registration is now closed!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @chrome mason, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @jagged spruce, @median night, @remote pumice, @ionic hawk, @sleek blaze, @long vine, and @visual oyster
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@tranquil wyvern watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

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@raw moss wished the scenes would go by a bit faster.

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@sleek blaze met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @sleek blaze ended up completely fine.

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@chrome mason thought that they bought a Minishark from the Arms Dealer. They had actually bought a live shark from the Angler, which proceeded to eat every limb of their body. @chrome mason died.

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@median night used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @median night died.

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@sleek blaze accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @sleek blaze died.

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@visual oyster was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @visual oyster died.

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@carmine cairn started rallying for goblin rights.

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@ionic hawk and @jagged spruce fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @ionic hawk won by breaking @jagged spruce's spine. @jagged spruce died.

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Santa Claus asked @glacial totem what they wanted for Christmas. @glacial totem replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

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@tranquil wyvern brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@ionic hawk invited @glacial totem to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @ionic hawk was mauled by wolves. @ionic hawk died.

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@remote pumice took out a boombox and played a song that was such an absolute banger that everyone alive and dead in the battle started dancing.

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@glacial totem discovered a spell that could reverse the aging process! They tested it on themselves, and immediately got hit by the banhammer for being underage. @glacial totem died.

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@long vine tried to feed an anaconda with hot dog buns, but it wanted none.

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@raw moss overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

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@remote pumice didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @remote pumice died.

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@steel sentinel tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@long vine complained that they had no life, so @carmine cairn used a Life Drain to take @tight niche's life and give it to @long vine. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn built a floating city and named it "England".

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@steel sentinel used a Medusa Head on @long vine and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @raw moss joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @raw moss died.

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@carmine cairn was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 8th place: @ionic hawk
100 points go to 9th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 10th place: @jagged spruce

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

median night Oct 23, 2025, 10:38 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 10:38 PM

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@median night, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Oct 23, 2025, 10:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 10:39 PM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Oct 23, 2025, 10:39 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 10:39 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jagged spruce Oct 23, 2025, 10:48 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 10:48 PM

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@jagged spruce, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Oct 23, 2025, 10:52 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 10:52 PM

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earnest apex Oct 23, 2025, 11:00 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 11:00 PM

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opaque pine Oct 23, 2025, 11:02 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 11:02 PM

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visual oyster Oct 23, 2025, 11:08 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 11:08 PM

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@visual oyster, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Oct 23, 2025, 11:15 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 11:15 PM

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steel sentinel Oct 23, 2025, 11:23 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 11:23 PM

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true lynx Oct 23, 2025, 11:23 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 11:23 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 23, 2025, 11:24 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 11:24 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Oct 23, 2025, 11:28 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 11:28 PM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Oct 23, 2025, 11:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 23, 2025, 11:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are 14 players remaining.
@opaque pine, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @jagged spruce, @median night, @remote pumice, @true lynx, @peak yoke, @earnest apex, @long vine, and @visual oyster
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tight niche trapped @peak yoke in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @peak yoke managed to escape regardless.

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@true lynx ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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@glacial totem overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@visual oyster wanted to know how much Dynamite they should use to make a Plantera arena. The answer is yes.

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@jagged spruce activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @jagged spruce died.

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@opaque pine tried to summon the Wall of Flesh by sacrificing the Clothier, but the Wall of Flesh doesn't accept substitutes.

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@raw moss started making a bridge, but it crumbled into a million pieces for no apparent reason.

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@median night trash talked @remote pumice, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @median night suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @median night died.

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@carmine cairn was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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@true lynx looted a Lucky Horseshoe from a floating island, but was pushed off by a Harpy before they could equip it. @true lynx died.

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@carmine cairn had @peak yoke lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @peak yoke, this wasn't a magic show. @peak yoke died.

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@tight niche tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

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@steel sentinel and @raw moss were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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@earnest apex touched @long vine's gun without permission. @earnest apex died.

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@visual oyster took their safety for granite while falling down a hellevator, and got crushed by a Granite Elemental. @visual oyster died.

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Using some fast flying maneuvers, @remote pumice managed to tie two Wyverns together into a knot.

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@carmine cairn paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Snowball Cannon.

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@steel sentinel made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

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@raw moss took an embarrassing photo and posted it online. It lowered their selfie steem quite a bit.

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@opaque pine won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

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@tight niche and @glacial totem had a confusion contest. It was too confusing to explain.

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@opaque pine was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @opaque pine died.

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@long vine found a duplication glitch, and used it to save the planet by planting 20 million trees. Good for them!

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@tight niche took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@raw moss wanted to learn how to not be so dependent on the Internet. Maybe Google has the answers they're looking for.

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@glacial totem was dunked on by @long vine. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

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@remote pumice activated an Enchanted Sundial to see if it really accelerated time in real life by a day. It technically worked, as their local time was 11:59 pm.

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@carmine cairn shot @remote pumice to death with a finger gun. @remote pumice died.

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@steel sentinel equipped a full set of Titanium armor, and became bulletproof with nothing to lose.

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@long vine stayed in their house playing Terraria for so long that they depleted all the oxygen in the building. @long vine died.

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@tight niche used an Inferno Fork to eat. @carmine cairn thought they didn't notice, but @tight niche just really likes spicy food.

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@glacial totem tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

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@glacial totem gave @steel sentinel Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @steel sentinel died.

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@raw moss recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@tight niche built a village for some elves, not realizing that those elves were actually taller than humans. It was a little awkward.

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@glacial totem laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

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@carmine cairn found a strange machine underground that could turn slush and silt into jewels and coins. Time to break the economy!

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@raw moss was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@tight niche tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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@tight niche talked with @carmine cairn about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@raw moss was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@glacial totem tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @glacial totem died.

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@raw moss learned all of @tight niche's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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A strange device attached itself to @tight niche's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @carmine cairn - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @carmine cairn then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

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@raw moss tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

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While exploring a swamp, @raw moss caught a glimpse of the elusive "Swamp Man", who was peacefully walking around catching lizards.

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@raw moss's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 5th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 8th place: @opaque pine
100 points go to 9th place: @visual oyster
100 points go to 10th place: @earnest apex

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There are 14 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @carmine cairn, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @near mortar, @hard scaffold, @remote pumice, @peak yoke, @astral glacier, @earnest apex, @long vine, @weary crane, @visual oyster, and @thick steppe
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@raw moss tried their hand at fishing, but went for hours without a single bite. Eventually they started having an imaginary conversation with the fish. It was really sad.

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@visual oyster tried to attack @astral glacier with a Sluggish Wand of Sparking, but the spell backfired and caused @visual oyster to vomit slugs for the next few hours.

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@hard scaffold found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

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@long vine just got a shiny new credit card, and posted a picture of it on Discord to flex. For some reason, all their money had disappeared the next day.

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@peak yoke and @earnest apex attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@near mortar and @remote pumice decided to play catch with a Red Phasesaber. @near mortar missed the catch, and got hit in the face. @near mortar died.

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@thick steppe fell asleep and found themselves on the world's ceiling holding a Gravity Globe in their hands.

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@carmine cairn finally found a Gold Butterfly to complete their collection, but @glacial totem caught it and used it as fishing bait.

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@steel sentinel held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

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@thick steppe opened the front door and saw @raw moss trying to murder the Guide. @thick steppe slowly closed the door and walked away.

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Oh? Instead of running away, @carmine cairn is approaching @peak yoke!

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@remote pumice tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

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@long vine returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

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@hard scaffold got a weird threat over voice chat from someone who claimed to be the "god of thunder".

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@visual oyster found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @visual oyster headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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@peak yoke had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @peak yoke wasn't a pie. @peak yoke died.

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@earnest apex spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @steel sentinel. @earnest apex died.

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@long vine thought they assassinated @astral glacier, but it was just @long vine in disguise. Huh? @long vine died.

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@weary crane was fighting Duke Fishron, but got interrupted by a FaceTime call at the worst possible time. @weary crane died.

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@raw moss wrote @visual oyster's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @visual oyster died.

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@hard scaffold took aim at @remote pumice from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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@thick steppe joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @thick steppe was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@steel sentinel swung a True Night's Edge at @raw moss, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@remote pumice pointed a wooden wand at @astral glacier and shouted, "Avada Kedavra!" Nothing happened.

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@carmine cairn read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

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@glacial totem found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

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@hard scaffold was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @thick steppe with its horns. @thick steppe died.

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@remote pumice started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

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@carmine cairn ripped @hard scaffold's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @hard scaffold. @hard scaffold died.

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@raw moss started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

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@astral glacier managed to purify all the evil in the world, but could never get rid of the evil within the hearts of mankind.

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@glacial totem built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

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@remote pumice was buried under an avalanche that @raw moss had triggered using a Firework Rocket. @remote pumice died.

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@astral glacier was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @astral glacier died.

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@glacial totem and @steel sentinel were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @glacial totem suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @steel sentinel turned around to look. @steel sentinel died.

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@carmine cairn was attacked by a Wyvern, but they managed to kill it without taking damage by bouncing on it with a Slime mount.

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@carmine cairn and @raw moss cuddled for warmth. It didn't work out so well for @raw moss, because @carmine cairn was wearing Frost armor.

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@glacial totem started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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@carmine cairn was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 5th place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @hard scaffold
100 points go to 8th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 9th place: @visual oyster
100 points go to 10th place: @weary crane

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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glacial totem Oct 24, 2025, 12:39 AM

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raw moss Oct 24, 2025, 12:39 AM

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peak yoke Oct 24, 2025, 12:41 AM

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remote pumice Oct 24, 2025, 12:42 AM

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median night Oct 24, 2025, 12:44 AM

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long vine Oct 24, 2025, 12:50 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 24, 2025, 12:53 AM

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visual oyster Oct 24, 2025, 1:13 AM

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earnest apex Oct 24, 2025, 1:14 AM

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idle pike Oct 24, 2025, 1:29 AM

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glacial totem Oct 24, 2025, 1:30 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @idle pike, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @median night, @remote pumice, @peak yoke, @sleek blaze, @long vine, @earnest apex, and @visual oyster
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@glacial totem found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @median night died.

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@idle pike obtained a Slimy Saddle and started bouncing on everything they could.

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@visual oyster was taken by surprise by a zombie while walking outside, but the zombie simply ignored them and kept walking while moaning "Braaaains".

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Rumors started spreading that @earnest apex was so lazy that the world would collapse if they ever took action. No official response was received from @earnest apex.

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@peak yoke wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

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@long vine found a Life Fruit and carefully broke it. It fell into a pit full of Angry Trappers.

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@sleek blaze invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

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@carmine cairn saw someone doing something so embarrassing that they were forced to look away.

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@raw moss tried farming the Martian Saucer to get the Cosmic Car Key. They instead returned with an inventory full of Electrosphere Launchers.

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@earnest apex begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@long vine held their breath for as long as they could. They managed to hold it for almost seventy seconds. Nice!

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@peak yoke was minding their own business when five Ragged Casters suddenly teleported in from out of nowhere. @peak yoke died.

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@earnest apex equipped Green Dye and hid in a tree. @visual oyster chopped the tree down and received 36 wood, 2 acorns, and @earnest apex's shattered corpse. @earnest apex died.

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@visual oyster followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @visual oyster died.

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@glacial totem lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @glacial totem died.

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@sleek blaze used a Cosmic Car Key, and summoned an actual car that was floating in space.

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@sleek blaze touched @remote pumice's gun without permission. @sleek blaze died.

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@remote pumice murdered @carmine cairn with a knife, but it was actually @long vine in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @remote pumice didn't care that much. @long vine died.

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@idle pike and @raw moss were about to face off, but @idle pike had to run off to the restroom first.

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@idle pike invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@remote pumice started wondering if the Marrow could be used by vegetarians.

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@remote pumice hadn't seen @raw moss in a long time, and missed them. @raw moss aimed a Sniper Rifle at @remote pumice from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @remote pumice died.

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@idle pike activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @idle pike died.

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@carmine cairn started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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@raw moss ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

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@carmine cairn decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @idle pike
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @long vine
150 points go to 6th place: @sleek blaze
100 points go to 7th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 8th place: @visual oyster
100 points go to 9th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 10th place: @peak yoke

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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visual oyster Oct 24, 2025, 1:39 AM

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thick steppe Oct 24, 2025, 1:50 AM

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glacial totem Oct 24, 2025, 1:50 AM

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peak yoke Oct 24, 2025, 1:59 AM

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raw moss Oct 24, 2025, 2:01 AM

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long vine Oct 24, 2025, 2:07 AM

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void basalt Oct 24, 2025, 2:14 AM

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versed nova Oct 24, 2025, 2:18 AM

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next hemlock Oct 24, 2025, 2:24 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 24, 2025, 2:25 AM

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glossy heath Oct 24, 2025, 2:25 AM

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median night Oct 24, 2025, 2:26 AM

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peak yoke Oct 24, 2025, 2:30 AM

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 12 players remaining.
@next hemlock, @carmine cairn, @glossy heath, @long vine, @void basalt, @glacial totem, @thick steppe, @median night, @raw moss, @visual oyster, @peak yoke, and @versed nova
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A strange device attached itself to @long vine's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @long vine died.

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@median night fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @median night died.

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@glossy heath started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

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@visual oyster used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @visual oyster didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @visual oyster died.

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@void basalt used a microscope to make a monumental discovery: the human body is actually made up of pixels!

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@thick steppe tried to kill @peak yoke with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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@versed nova learned all of @next hemlock's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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@versed nova found a Martian Probe, but it didn't recognize them thanks to the Tin Helmet they were wearing.

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@raw moss was dunked on by @glossy heath. The basketball bounced harmlessly off their head.

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@void basalt found a hill and started to roll down it. @void basalt was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @void basalt died.

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Santa Claus asked @glacial totem what they wanted for Christmas. @glacial totem replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

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@thick steppe had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

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@carmine cairn laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

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@next hemlock invented a "bulletproof bullet", and started trying to think of situations in which it might be useful.

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@raw moss took a sip from an Invisibility potion and stood perfectly still while @thick steppe and @peak yoke ran past, before running away in the opposite direction as soon as they were out of sight.

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There was a snake in @thick steppe's boot! @thick steppe died.

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@versed nova realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @versed nova died.

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@glossy heath sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @glossy heath died.

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@glacial totem found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

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@next hemlock took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@peak yoke tried to deal a finishing blow to @glacial totem, but missed due to a programming oversight that caused all attacks to have a 1/256 chance of missing.

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@carmine cairn fruitlessly searched for a place to put the Eternia Crystal.

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@peak yoke got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @peak yoke died.

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@carmine cairn was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

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@raw moss teleported behind @glacial totem using a Rod of Discord. Apparently, it was nothing personal. @glacial totem died.

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@next hemlock jumped out of a window onto a mattress below. The mattress turned out to be a sidewalk painting. @next hemlock died.

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@carmine cairn couldn't find any motivation to do anything, so they just stayed home and slept the whole day.

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@carmine cairn had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @next hemlock
150 points go to 4th place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @glossy heath
100 points go to 7th place: @versed nova
100 points go to 8th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 9th place: @void basalt
100 points go to 10th place: @visual oyster

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Oct 24, 2025, 2:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 2:39 AM

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peak yoke Oct 24, 2025, 2:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 2:43 AM

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opaque pine Oct 24, 2025, 2:43 AM

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long vine Oct 24, 2025, 2:57 AM

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visual oyster Oct 24, 2025, 3:05 AM

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@visual oyster, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@slim gull, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

sacred grove Oct 24, 2025, 3:15 AM

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bb!register

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@next hemlock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

potent talon Oct 24, 2025, 3:17 AM

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true lynx Oct 24, 2025, 3:19 AM

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@true lynx, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Oct 24, 2025, 3:26 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 3:26 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

astral glacier Oct 24, 2025, 3:27 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 3:27 AM

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@astral glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@ionic hawk, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@astral glacier, @next hemlock, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @sacred grove, @slim gull, @opaque pine, @true lynx, @ionic hawk, @raw moss, @potent talon, @visual oyster, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@next hemlock ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @next hemlock died.

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In a bizarre turn of events, @long vine was flattened by a road roller. @long vine died.

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@visual oyster found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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@ionic hawk dug deep underground and found a weird skeleton who was selling toys for some reason.

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@opaque pine tried to make Diamond armor, forgetting that it doesn't exist.

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@true lynx found a special chest containing a powerful, legendary magic item! It was the... To unlock the remainder of this scene, please purchase a premium subscription for $7.99.

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@sacred grove kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

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@sacred grove's last two brain cells got into a heated argument, and eventually killed each other in a duel. @sacred grove died.

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@slim gull and @raw moss played catch with a Paladin. @slim gull accidentally fumbled a catch. @slim gull died.

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@true lynx went AFK in their gel farm. @carmine cairn set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @true lynx died.

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@potent talon asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @potent talon died.

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@opaque pine was bitten by a radioactive human and transformed into Human-Man, a superhero with human-like powers!

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@astral glacier replaced @visual oyster's worms with Truffle Worms right before they went on a fishing trip in the Ocean. @visual oyster died.

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@peak yoke was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @peak yoke died.

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@raw moss found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

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@ionic hawk saw a bunch of identically-dressed bald men wearing green, all of whom were chopping down the same yew tree.

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@raw moss practiced environmental awareness by planting a tree. Meanwhile, @astral glacier and @carmine cairn got their chainsaws ready.

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@ionic hawk's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @ionic hawk died.

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@astral glacier let a lobster crawl on them, but quickly pushed it off after remembering that lobsters taste with their feet.

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@raw moss was galloping at maximum speed on a Unicorn mount when they hit a random speed bump. That speed bump turned out to be @opaque pine. @opaque pine died.

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@carmine cairn won a staring contest against the Eye of Cthulhu, but only because it was 4:30 A.M.

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@carmine cairn was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

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@astral glacier was free... free fallin'. Not for long, though. @astral glacier died.

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@carmine cairn tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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@raw moss practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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@carmine cairn pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 4th place: @opaque pine
150 points go to 5th place: @ionic hawk
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @visual oyster
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @true lynx
100 points go to 10th place: @slim gull

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

visual oyster Oct 24, 2025, 3:37 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 3:37 AM

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@visual oyster, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Oct 24, 2025, 3:38 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 3:38 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

peak yoke Oct 24, 2025, 3:57 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 3:57 AM

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@peak yoke, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Oct 24, 2025, 4:08 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 4:08 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

rancid dragon Oct 24, 2025, 4:17 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 4:17 AM

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@rancid dragon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Oct 24, 2025, 4:22 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 4:22 AM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

velvet dune Oct 24, 2025, 4:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 4:25 AM

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@velvet dune, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Oct 24, 2025, 4:26 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 4:26 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

brave shore Oct 24, 2025, 4:42 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 4:42 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nimble sorrel Oct 24, 2025, 4:54 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 4:54 AM

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@nimble sorrel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

median night Oct 24, 2025, 4:57 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 4:57 AM

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@median night, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Oct 24, 2025, 5:08 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 5:08 AM

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@long vine, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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@onyx lotus, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

earnest apex Oct 24, 2025, 5:23 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 24, 2025, 5:23 AM

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@earnest apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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