#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 3

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 1:37 AM

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peak yoke Oct 17, 2025, 1:37 AM

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raw moss Oct 17, 2025, 1:38 AM

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earnest apex Oct 17, 2025, 1:43 AM

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jagged thunder Oct 17, 2025, 1:46 AM

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glacial totem Oct 17, 2025, 1:50 AM

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sacred grove Oct 17, 2025, 1:50 AM

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digital flame Oct 17, 2025, 2:01 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 2:01 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 17, 2025, 2:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 2:21 AM

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slim gull Oct 17, 2025, 2:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 2:30 AM

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @digital flame, @sacred grove, @slim gull, @glacial totem, @jagged spruce, @jagged thunder, @earnest apex, @raw moss, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@raw moss wanted to do something controversial, so they cut up a pineapple and put the pineapple chunks on a pizza.

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@sacred grove tried to explain to @digital flame that a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers. @digital flame countered their argument by loading a kilogram of steel into a Cannon and shooting them with it. @sacred grove died.

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@slim gull tried to assassinate @peak yoke, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

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@jagged spruce rolled some dice to see if they could jump over an extremely small, deep hole. They got snake eyes. @jagged spruce died.

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@carmine cairn hid an actuator in @jagged thunder's lunch. Later that day, @jagged thunder stepped on a pressure plate and popped out of existence. @jagged thunder died.

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@earnest apex ate a ham baguette before a major surgery. @earnest apex died.

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@peak yoke became exhausted from all the running and fighting, and found a quiet place to lie down. Fortunately, @glacial totem had been following them for a while, and took this chance to end @peak yoke's suffering. @peak yoke died.

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@slim gull started growing tulips and selling them to people. Their business quickly blossomed into a monopoly, and they had complete control over the floral industry! Unfortunately, some other people were very insistent on having those tulips. @slim gull died.

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@raw moss started riding a Unicorn. @digital flame chased @raw moss while knocking two coconut halves together.

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@digital flame started feeling as if they were a celestial creature. It turns out they were just sick.

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@digital flame didn't know whether to take out Spazmatism or Retinazer first, so they compromised by trying to spread the damage evenly between both of them. As a result, @digital flame died.

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@carmine cairn told @glacial totem that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @glacial totem vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

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@glacial totem was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @glacial totem died.

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@carmine cairn verbally roasted @raw moss so hard that they burst into flames. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @digital flame
150 points go to 5th place: @slim gull
150 points go to 6th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @jagged thunder
100 points go to 9th place: @jagged spruce
100 points go to 10th place: @sacred grove

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

digital flame Oct 17, 2025, 2:37 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 2:37 AM

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peak yoke Oct 17, 2025, 2:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 2:38 AM

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slim gull Oct 17, 2025, 2:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 2:38 AM

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raw moss Oct 17, 2025, 2:41 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 2:41 AM

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unreal moat Oct 17, 2025, 2:52 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 2:52 AM

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earnest apex Oct 17, 2025, 2:59 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 2:59 AM

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oak temple Oct 17, 2025, 3:15 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 3:15 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 17, 2025, 3:15 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 3:15 AM

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sacred grove Oct 17, 2025, 3:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 3:29 AM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @digital flame, @sacred grove, @proven hamlet, @slim gull, @unreal moat, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @oak temple, and @peak yoke
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@raw moss found a Truffle Worm but couldn't catch it in time.

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@proven hamlet had a terrible night. @proven hamlet died.

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@earnest apex tried to steal @oak temple's Irish wristwatch, but was foiled by their purple burglar alarm.

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@digital flame found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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@slim gull tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @slim gull died.

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@unreal moat sang the alphabet backwards, but bit their tongue and accidentally summoned an angry ancient death god. @unreal moat died.

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@carmine cairn built a Time Machine to see what the Terraria Discord Server would look like in 5 years. It turned out all that remained was #general-chat.

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@earnest apex swallowed several packets of gum after being told that doing so would make you full for the rest of your life. Technically, that was the truth. @earnest apex died.

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@raw moss felt vibrations from deep below. It turned out that the vibrations were due to the Grub Soup that they ate an hour ago.

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@oak temple tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

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@oak temple got their first pair of wings! Which were also their last pair after they crashed into a brick wall. @oak temple died.

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@sacred grove's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @sacred grove sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

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@peak yoke swung their Fetid Baghnakhs uncontrollably and disemboweled themselves. @peak yoke died.

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@sacred grove was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

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@digital flame pulled the pin on a grenade, and forgot about it until a few seconds later. @digital flame died.

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@sacred grove wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @sacred grove died.

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@raw moss thought they assassinated @carmine cairn, but it was just @raw moss in disguise. Huh? @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @sacred grove
150 points go to 4th place: @digital flame
150 points go to 5th place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 6th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @slim gull
100 points go to 10th place: @proven hamlet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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peak yoke Oct 17, 2025, 3:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 3:38 AM

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oak temple Oct 17, 2025, 3:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 3:39 AM

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digital flame Oct 17, 2025, 3:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 3:39 AM

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unreal moat Oct 17, 2025, 3:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 3:40 AM

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raw moss Oct 17, 2025, 3:44 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 3:44 AM

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rancid dragon Oct 17, 2025, 4:17 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 4:17 AM

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potent talon Oct 17, 2025, 4:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 4:20 AM

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old hedge Oct 17, 2025, 4:24 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 4:24 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 17, 2025, 4:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 4:26 AM

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true lynx Oct 17, 2025, 4:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 4:28 AM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@carmine cairn, @rancid dragon, @digital flame, @unreal moat, @true lynx, @ionic hawk, @potent talon, @raw moss, @oak temple, @peak yoke, and @old hedge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@peak yoke was overcome with both figurative and literal bloodthirst after waking up from a nap with seven mosquito bites.

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@old hedge shot @rancid dragon in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @rancid dragon died.

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@unreal moat flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @unreal moat's face off with its bare hands. @unreal moat died.

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@true lynx touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

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@ionic hawk headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@oak temple hoped to go out in a truly EPIC fashion this time around. But a really menacing-looking bunny started coming their way...

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@carmine cairn's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Ebonwood Sword was nice and clean, but their The Bee's Knees's string broke, and their Topaz Staff cracked into too many pieces to count.

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@potent talon was busy typing up commands and trying to spawn in powerful endgame items, but they were interrupted by @ionic hawk. Their last words were "/i star wrath 1 lega e d a aa aaa d ddddd a a". @potent talon died.

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@raw moss started barking like a dog while chasing @carmine cairn.

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@oak temple sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @oak temple died.

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@true lynx came out of @old hedge's closet and startled them so badly that they almost dropped their croissant.

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@peak yoke opened a Goodie Bag hoping for a sweet Bat Hook, but only got a Creeper set. Aw, man.

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@raw moss used their embezzled funds to shred through @peak yoke with a Coin Gun. @peak yoke died.

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@old hedge read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @old hedge died.

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@true lynx started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

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@digital flame became curious what a cross between the Moon Lord and Plantera would look like, and how many tentacles it would have.

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@true lynx got stuck in @ionic hawk's Rod of Discord farm. @true lynx died.

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@digital flame and @carmine cairn built a Chinese restaurant together in an effort to pay off their reforging debts.

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@carmine cairn called @digital flame a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @digital flame died.

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@ionic hawk got impaled by Mourning Wood. @ionic hawk died.

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@raw moss had no inspiration for a build, so they just started placing blocks randomly. It actually turned out pretty good!

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@carmine cairn and @raw moss farmed the Wall of Flesh for free Demonite Bricks with their leftover Guide Voodoo Dolls.

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@carmine cairn joined a server hoping to see some penguins. Instead, they found a bunch of people playing minigames. @carmine cairn was only interested in penguins, so they just left.

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@carmine cairn tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @ionic hawk
150 points go to 4th place: @digital flame
150 points go to 5th place: @true lynx
150 points go to 6th place: @old hedge
100 points go to 7th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 8th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

unreal moat Oct 17, 2025, 4:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 4:38 AM

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raw moss Oct 17, 2025, 4:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 4:40 AM

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digital flame Oct 17, 2025, 4:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 4:42 AM

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old hedge Oct 17, 2025, 4:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 4:43 AM

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brave shore Oct 17, 2025, 4:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 4:43 AM

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proud lava Oct 17, 2025, 4:53 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 4:53 AM

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potent talon Oct 17, 2025, 4:57 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 4:58 AM

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long vine Oct 17, 2025, 5:04 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 5:04 AM

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hybrid raft Oct 17, 2025, 5:15 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 5:15 AM

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

amber ermine Oct 17, 2025, 5:51 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 5:51 AM

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static copper Oct 17, 2025, 6:17 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 6:17 AM

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glacial totem Oct 17, 2025, 6:19 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 6:19 AM

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hexed fiber Oct 17, 2025, 6:28 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 6:28 AM

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remote pumice Oct 17, 2025, 6:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 6:29 AM

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brave shore Oct 17, 2025, 6:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 6:30 AM

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@brave shore, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@remote pumice, @hexed fiber, @long vine, @brave shore, @digital flame, @proud lava, @glacial totem, @unreal moat, @potent talon, @raw moss, @hybrid raft, @amber ermine, @static copper, and @old hedge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@proud lava always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @proud lava died.

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@brave shore found a room full of Bunny Banners in @glacial totem's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @glacial totem. @glacial totem died.

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@unreal moat dressed up as a jester and tried to get themselves lynched. They succeeded. @unreal moat died.

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@potent talon went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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@remote pumice forgot to bring their winter coat to the Snow biome, so they had to turn back to get it.

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@potent talon was gunned down by a beagle piloting a flying doghouse. @potent talon died.

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@amber ermine found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

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@hybrid raft used a Truffle Worm as bait while fishing in the ocean. @hybrid raft died.

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@amber ermine was trapped in a flooded cave and drowned. @amber ermine died.

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@static copper accidentally seasoned their Escargot with daffodil bulbs instead of garlic. @static copper died.

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@hexed fiber drank two Gills Potions and turned into a fish. Hopefully the effects won't be permanent...

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@hexed fiber started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@old hedge was impaled by spikes while trying to grab a strawberry. @old hedge died.

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@brave shore became convinced that they could fly, and tested this by leaping off a cliff. They were wrong. @brave shore died.

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@long vine and @hexed fiber were engaged in fierce hand-to-hand combat when @long vine suddenly pointed out a "distraction" behind them, and @hexed fiber turned around to look. @hexed fiber died.

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@digital flame attempted to test out Bouncy Dynamite in a small space. @remote pumice watched the carnage from a safe distance. @digital flame died.

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@remote pumice used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @remote pumice died.

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@long vine tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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@raw moss looked through a telescope, but couldn't see anything, and walked away with a circle of black paint around their eye.

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@long vine found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

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@long vine accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @digital flame
150 points go to 5th place: @hexed fiber
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @old hedge
100 points go to 8th place: @static copper
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @hybrid raft

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

fathom barn Oct 17, 2025, 6:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 6:38 AM

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remote pumice Oct 17, 2025, 6:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 6:38 AM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Oct 17, 2025, 6:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 6:39 AM

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digital flame Oct 17, 2025, 6:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 6:43 AM

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glacial totem Oct 17, 2025, 6:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 6:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 7:04 AM

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Oct 17, 2025, 7:09 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 7:09 AM

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@old hedge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

bitter turret Oct 17, 2025, 7:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 7:21 AM

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long vine Oct 17, 2025, 7:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 7:30 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@fathom barn, @livid shuttle, @digital flame, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @old hedge, @long vine, and @bitter turret
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@raw moss dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

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@fathom barn was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @fathom barn died.

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@unreal moat played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

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@livid shuttle told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @livid shuttle died.

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@glacial totem started spamming the chat with boss summoning messages, until King Slime squashed them. @glacial totem died.

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@long vine tried to pull an Enchanted Sword from a stone, but was too weak. If only they had tried harder in PE class!

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@digital flame looked through all the battle scenes thus far, trying to make sure that they didn't accidentally miss a pun or a reference.

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@bitter turret modified @raw moss's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @raw moss was never seen again. @raw moss died.

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@unreal moat was screwed over by the mobile version controls while trying to jump over a chasm. @unreal moat died.

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@old hedge was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @old hedge died.

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@remote pumice ripped @long vine's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @long vine. @long vine died.

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@remote pumice and @bitter turret ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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@digital flame learned several useful fashion tips from a stylish giraffe.

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@digital flame tried to attack @bitter turret with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

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@remote pumice saw @bitter turret trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @remote pumice is calling the police!

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@digital flame aimed a spinning toy at @remote pumice, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

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A pretty fairy led @bitter turret to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @bitter turret died.

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@remote pumice was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

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@digital flame and @remote pumice played Russian roulette. Well, not exactly. They were just playing roulette in Russia. No one was harmed.

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@remote pumice planted an acorn in some sand, and it grew into a palm tree.

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@digital flame accidentally made a save state right before they were about to die. @digital flame died. @digital flame died. @digital flame died. @digital flame died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @remote pumice!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @remote pumice
500 points go to 2nd place: @digital flame
250 points go to 3rd place: @bitter turret
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @old hedge
150 points go to 6th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 7th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 8th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 9th place: @livid shuttle
100 points go to 10th place: @fathom barn

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @digital flame, @mighty willow, @raw moss, @near mortar, @oak temple, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @long vine, @brave shore, and @scarlet marten
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@long vine was yelled at by the head chef for preparing a steak that was so raw, it ran away and impaled @digital flame with its horns. @digital flame died.

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Playing with over 500 mods gave @raw moss some nasty glitches and a severe lag spike, so they decided to (improperly) reboot their com- @raw moss died.

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@near mortar's Lucky Lucky Horseshoe wasn't lucky enough. @near mortar died.

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@brave shore fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@oak temple saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@oak temple defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @oak temple died.

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While examining a strange emblem, @unreal moat accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @unreal moat died.

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@mighty willow was swarmed by Harpies while trying to loot a floating island, and got tickled to death by feathers. @mighty willow died.

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@brave shore compressed @tranquil wyvern until they were small enough to fit in a pocket-sized ball. Several wet crunching noises were heard during the process. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@scarlet marten learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @scarlet marten died.

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@brave shore wondered why weapons can't be painted.

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@remote pumice asked @long vine to make them a sandwich, so they put together some rye bread, Marmite, swiss cheese, toaster strudels, kimchi, and Carolina Reapers. @remote pumice died.

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@long vine tried to make an Endless Quiver at a Tinkerer's Workshop instead of a Crystal Ball, and triggered a massive explosion of arrows that killed them instantly. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @scarlet marten
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @mighty willow
100 points go to 7th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 8th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

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@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @near mortar, @oak temple, @remote pumice, @long vine, @brave shore, and @zenith root
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@glacial totem tried to slay a giant frog with a powerful punch, but it bounced off uselessly and they were swallowed alive. @glacial totem died.

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@near mortar received an injection of unicorn magic from a unicorn. @near mortar died.

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@brave shore threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @oak temple would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @oak temple died.

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@brave shore gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @brave shore died.

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@long vine donated a large sum of money to a Nigerian prince who desperately needed their help.

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@tight niche was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @tight niche let them be.

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Through the mighty winds of the desert, @zenith root saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @tight niche stabbed them in the back. @zenith root died.

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@long vine and @tranquil wyvern found what appeared to be a magical cursed board game. They decided not to play. Not because it was scary, but because board games are boring.

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@tranquil wyvern wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@long vine claimed to have beaten the Moon Lord with a Copper Shortsword, but it was actually just a Starlight that they had painted over with orange pixels.

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@remote pumice farmed the Traveling Merchant for hats. The process was horrifying to look at.

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@long vine caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @long vine died.

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@raw moss reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @tight niche in a Fish costume.

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@remote pumice found a 3-leafed clover, and then a 5-leafed clover. On average, their luck was pretty good that day.

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@remote pumice used their Imp Staff to fight the Brain of Cthulhu, but the Brain of Cthulhu had enough IQ to take control of the minions and kill @remote pumice. @remote pumice died.

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@raw moss tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @raw moss quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

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@raw moss started feeling so numb, they fell into a river and got caught in the undertow. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @zenith root
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @glacial totem

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tight niche Oct 17, 2025, 10:30 AM

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near mortar Oct 17, 2025, 10:39 AM

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fathom barn Oct 17, 2025, 10:53 AM

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brave shore Oct 17, 2025, 11:24 AM

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glass cargo Oct 17, 2025, 11:26 AM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @fathom barn, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @sweet fractal, @raw moss, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @weary night, @long vine, @brave shore, and @glass cargo
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@brave shore accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

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@remote pumice traveled back in time and flapped their Butterfly Wings. Upon returning to the present day, they found out that their wing flap triggered a cascade of events that ended with a tornado killing @fathom barn. @fathom barn died.

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@amber ermine joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @amber ermine died.

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@long vine stumbled and fell in front of a herd of stampeding elephants, but miraculously didn't get stepped on.

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@raw moss walked under a ladder, stepped on a crack, broke a mirror, and saw thirteen black cats. They otherwise had a rather normal day.

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@raw moss discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @raw moss died.

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@near mortar tried popping bubbles from a bubble machine, but failed. @near mortar then tried to pop them with a few sticks of dynamite. @near mortar died.

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@weary night drank a Gravitation Potion and got splattered against the underside of a floating island. @weary night died.

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@brave shore used a Mechanical Skull at 4:29 A.M. @brave shore died.

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@remote pumice thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @remote pumice's potions with Red Potions. @remote pumice died.

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@glass cargo played rock-paper-scissors with @tight niche. @glass cargo played paper. @tight niche played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @glass cargo was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @glass cargo died.

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@sweet fractal almost died of heatstroke in the desert, but thankfully, they were able to survive by warming up next to a Campfire to increase their health regeneration.

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@tranquil wyvern shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @tranquil wyvern's head. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@sweet fractal claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @long vine was morbidly interested.

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@tight niche contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

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@sweet fractal started developing a new video game. It's a 2D sandbox adventure game with retro-style graphics, and it shows a lot of promise.

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@long vine tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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@tight niche tried to catch a Gold Bunny in front of their door but accidentally used a Bladetongue instead of a Bug Net.

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@long vine ran out of bullets while fighting @sweet fractal, but managed to kill them anyways by yeeting the gun towards their face. @sweet fractal died.

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@long vine tried to mine Cobalt ore with a Copper Pickaxe, and eventually succumbed to old age. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @glass cargo
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 8th place: @weary night
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @raw moss

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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brave shore Oct 17, 2025, 12:04 PM

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tight niche Oct 17, 2025, 12:27 PM

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fiery belfry Oct 17, 2025, 12:29 PM

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amber ermine Oct 17, 2025, 12:31 PM

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copper portal Oct 17, 2025, 12:38 PM

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long vine Oct 17, 2025, 12:41 PM

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glacial totem Oct 17, 2025, 12:55 PM

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unreal moat Oct 17, 2025, 1:02 PM

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fathom barn Oct 17, 2025, 1:18 PM

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amber ermine Oct 17, 2025, 1:27 PM

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brave shore Oct 17, 2025, 1:28 PM

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There are 17 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @fathom barn, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @carmine cairn, @sweet fractal, @glacial totem, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @copper portal, @fiery belfry, @cursive swan, @long vine, @brave shore, and @zenith root
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@zenith root modified @amber ermine's Cactus Pickaxe to make it explode when held, and made a witty comment about "mines". @amber ermine was too busy being dead to appreciate the pun. @amber ermine died.

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@fathom barn performed an interpretive dance for @near mortar and @carmine cairn as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

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@steel sentinel learned all of @long vine's dirty secrets by dressing up as a cricket and pretending to be their conscience.

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A strange device attached itself to @glacial totem's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @glacial totem died.

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@unreal moat was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@tranquil wyvern recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@near mortar challenged @tight niche to a duel. Unfortunately for them, Mom said that it was @tight niche's turn to win. @near mortar died.

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@brave shore built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

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@remote pumice was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @remote pumice died.

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@unreal moat challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @unreal moat died.

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@fathom barn adopted a cat and named it Will Powers. @sweet fractal wondered whether it was a reference or a joke. It took @fathom barn all of their willpower not to explain it.

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@fiery belfry theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

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After getting pinged by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot, @copper portal was so badly startled that their soul left their body. @copper portal died.

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@carmine cairn painted their Huntress's Buckler to make it look like Captain America's shield.

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@cursive swan spoke softly to @zenith root while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @zenith root died.

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@cursive swan used a Cosmic Car Key to try to summon a UFO mount, but summoned a Martian Saucer instead. @cursive swan died.

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@long vine told @brave shore a heartwarming story about true love between a human and a goblin.

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@sweet fractal started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @sweet fractal soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @sweet fractal died.

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@fiery belfry landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @fiery belfry accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @fiery belfry died.

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@carmine cairn donned a Martian costume and chased @tranquil wyvern in a UFO while firing lasers and pretending not to understand their screams for mercy. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel murdered @long vine with a knife, but it was actually @fathom barn in disguise. Since this is a free-for-all, @steel sentinel didn't care that much. @fathom barn died.

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@brave shore hid from @long vine after @tight niche exposed them as the one who stole all of their Whoopee Cushions.

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@steel sentinel began spinning in circles. They spun faster and faster, until eventually they collapsed in on themselves and exploded into a supernova. @steel sentinel died.

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@long vine and @carmine cairn were laughing together as they headed towards the Dungeon. Their laughter stopped after they stepped into the ocean and realized that they went the wrong way.

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@brave shore crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @brave shore's entire body.

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@tight niche went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @tight niche died.

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@brave shore got tired of @long vine constantly pointing out their grammatical mistakes, so they shot them several times with a The Undertaker before spearing them with a The Rotted Fork. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@brave shore tried to remember how they even got into this battle in the first place. They suspected that a truck was involved.

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@brave shore found a bunch of ducks and fed them with grapes.

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@carmine cairn broke open a Shadow Orb and received a Musket. However, this Musket seemed a bit elongated compared to the average Musket.

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@carmine cairn tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@brave shore found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

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@carmine cairn wondered how mirrors could be real if our eyes aren't real.

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@brave shore 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @carmine cairn to death. @carmine cairn died.

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Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 6th place: @fathom barn
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 9th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 10th place: @cursive swan

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@fathom barn tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @fathom barn died.

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@fiery belfry put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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@indigo inlet ate a Bomb Fish and got an extreme case of explosive diarrhea. @indigo inlet died.

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@fiery belfry went to Australia and was mutilated by a drop bear. @fiery belfry died.

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@near mortar built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @near mortar died.

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@amber ermine wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @amber ermine died.

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@ionic hawk shook a Snow Globe to see what it would do, and accidentally summoned the Frost Legion. @ionic hawk died.

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@mighty willow found an Aglet. Immediately, a crowd of people showed up at their house to sing a song about it.

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The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @jolly swift. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel underwent a strict training regimen of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day. This training was so intense that all of their hair fell out.

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@steel sentinel kept screaming for ice cream and wouldn't stop! Eventually @mighty willow had had enough, so they scooped @steel sentinel to death with an ice cream spoon. @steel sentinel died.

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@mighty willow damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@carmine cairn fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

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@carmine cairn jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

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@mighty willow made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

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@mighty willow painted a nice picture of Skeletron. Skeletron was so flattered, he gave them early access to the Dungeon in exchange for the painting.

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@carmine cairn tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

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@mighty willow decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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@carmine cairn touched @mighty willow's gun without permission. @carmine cairn died.

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The Winner is @mighty willow!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @mighty willow
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @ionic hawk
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @fiery belfry

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@fathom barn's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @fathom barn responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

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@tight niche accidentally sent a server invite, causing the ancient spirits of GalacticTest and Zeppelin to mute @tight niche.

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@amber ermine tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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@unreal moat found a city of ruined houses in the underworld, partially submerged in lava. They wondered how many Tax Collectors used to live here.

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@carmine cairn tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

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@peak yoke looked around in confusion after hearing a human voice say "quack", but all they saw was an ordinary duck.

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@amber ermine was blown up. Fortunately, it was just a gust of Mighty Wind that blew them up into the sky. Unfortunately, they weren't wearing a Lucky Horseshoe. @amber ermine died.

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@dim sphinx couldn't afford to make Lightning Boots, so they just spray-painted their shoes yellow.

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@still marsh tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

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@chrome steeple shot @near mortar to death with a finger gun. @near mortar died.

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@unreal moat tried some new body wash, but it was so powerful that it blew @unreal moat's mind right in front of their face. @unreal moat died.

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@steel sentinel ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

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@peak yoke called @cold lotus a stinky butt, but forgot that they still had PvP turned on. @peak yoke died.

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@tight niche sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@fathom barn threw @still marsh in the washing machine and turned it on. @still marsh died.

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@dim sphinx tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

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@cold lotus was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @cold lotus died.

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@carmine cairn took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

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@steel sentinel and @tight niche were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@tranquil wyvern almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.

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@carmine cairn and @chrome steeple strategized about how to defeat the Twins. @carmine cairn suggested using cover against them. @chrome steeple recommended squirting them with lemon juice.

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@jolly swift released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @jolly swift, but it was very satisfying.

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@chrome steeple brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @chrome steeple died.

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Pirates are approaching from the west! @fathom barn wondered why they never came from the north, though.

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@dim sphinx and @steel sentinel attacked each other with Life Drains. In the end, both of them ran out of mana, and no one was damaged.

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@fathom barn took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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@fathom barn gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @fathom barn died.

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@jolly swift couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Star Wrath to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @jolly swift's heart and brain. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern had a wholesome reunion with @tight niche, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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A Martian Probe spotted @steel sentinel, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @steel sentinel was too boring.

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@tranquil wyvern was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@dim sphinx wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

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@dim sphinx tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @dim sphinx died.

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@tight niche was set ablaze by a Skeleton Archer's flaming arrow. @tight niche died.

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@steel sentinel won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

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@steel sentinel placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @steel sentinel died.

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @dim sphinx
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @fathom barn
100 points go to 8th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 9th place: @cold lotus
100 points go to 10th place: @still marsh

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@steel sentinel, @fathom barn, @remote pumice, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @digital flame, @jolly swift, @glacial totem, @livid shuttle, @thick steppe, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @chrome steeple, @still marsh, and @tight niche
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@remote pumice wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@unreal moat began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

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@fathom barn ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @fathom barn died.

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@chrome steeple and @jolly swift got stuck in a cave, and started playing patty cake to pass the time.

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@sweet fractal started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @sweet fractal died.

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@glacial totem was walked on by a Martian Walker. @glacial totem died.

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@digital flame shot a sand block at @livid shuttle with a Sandgun, but @livid shuttle managed to mine it while it was still in the air.

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@tight niche couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@livid shuttle accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @livid shuttle died.

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@carmine cairn walked up to @thick steppe and stabbed them 37 times in the chest with a Psycho Knife. @carmine cairn, that kills people! @thick steppe died.

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@unreal moat summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @unreal moat died.

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@chrome steeple got tired of @near mortar trying to show off their planking skills, and decided to "plank" @near mortar at a Sawmill. @near mortar died.

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@digital flame opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

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@steel sentinel hooked a huge Swordfish and fought for three days to reel it in, but it was ultimately eaten by sharks before @steel sentinel could pull it to shore.

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@remote pumice spiced up @chrome steeple's soup with a Red Potion, sending them on a one-way trip to Flavortown. @chrome steeple died.

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@still marsh hacked the game and gave themselves 1,000,000 health, but the banhammer deals more damage than that. @still marsh died.

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@remote pumice managed to kill @jolly swift by doing absolutely nothing. @jolly swift died.

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@remote pumice was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @remote pumice died.

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@digital flame wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @digital flame's head. @digital flame died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @tranquil wyvern's brains. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche realized that they weren't wearing any pants, and died of embarrassment. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn contracted dysentery during a long westbound journey. @carmine cairn died.

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @digital flame
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 8th place: @still marsh
100 points go to 9th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

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proud lava Oct 17, 2025, 5:21 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 5:21 PM

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@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Oct 17, 2025, 5:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 5:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @remote pumice, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @jolly swift, @proud lava, @unreal moat, @chrome steeple, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @tight niche, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@proud lava wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

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@steel sentinel tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @sweet fractal, but they were in broad daylight.

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@jolly swift ran into a group of cultists, but decided to leave them alone, thinking that they were just a bunch of weird old guys doing yoga.

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@earnest apex accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

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@gleaming grove took a moment to silently laugh at all the silly battle scenes and to appreciate all the battlers who signed up, regardless of whether they won or lost.

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@tranquil wyvern invented a machine that could make Chlorophyte furniture. It worked, but the furniture kept getting bigger, and they had no way to stop it.

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@proud lava got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @proud lava died.

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@unreal moat drank sand for 10 hours. @unreal moat died.

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@tight niche and @amber ermine swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@raw moss finally understood the true meaning of friendship. People who stab you are not friends. People who don't stab you are friends. Probably.

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@chrome steeple accidentally pressed "Send" before they were finished typing their message, whi

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@earnest apex did the "dead man's float" in the ocean. They succeeded in becoming dead, but failed at floating. @earnest apex died.

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@chrome steeple began T-posing menacingly. They were so intimidating that no one dared to attack.

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Celestial creatures started invading! @amber ermine knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

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@jolly swift flexed so hard on @amber ermine that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @amber ermine died.

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@chrome steeple tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @chrome steeple died.

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@remote pumice desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@sweet fractal tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @sweet fractal died.

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@jolly swift asked why there was a Dungeon Guardian but not a Lihzahrd Guardian in the game. They were then rudely interrupted by a flying Golem head. @jolly swift died.

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@raw moss found a strange weapon called a Person Staff, and used it to summon @carmine cairn, @tight niche, and @remote pumice. Then their Summoning Potion buff expired. @remote pumice died.

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@tranquil wyvern picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @tranquil wyvern died.

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Two Demon Eyes forced themselves into @tight niche's eye sockets. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn woke up in an unknown forest. At first they panicked, but then they remembered that this happens every time you spawn in Terraria.

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@steel sentinel started clapping to add emphasis to their sentences, but :clap: it :clap: just :clap: made :clap: it :clap: harder :clap: to :clap: read.

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@carmine cairn was greviously injured in battle, but they were saved by modern medicine! Except someone messed up, and they ended up with three arms and one leg.

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@raw moss climbed a tree without using their arms.

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@carmine cairn programmed a machine to remove their brain and put it in a robotic body, effectively making them immortal. Unfortunately, the machine only completed the first step. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 8th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 9th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

terse sun Oct 17, 2025, 5:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 5:39 PM

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@terse sun, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

frozen prairie Oct 17, 2025, 5:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 5:39 PM

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@frozen prairie, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Oct 17, 2025, 5:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 5:40 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Oct 17, 2025, 5:53 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 5:53 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

copper portal Oct 17, 2025, 6:04 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 6:04 PM

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@copper portal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Oct 17, 2025, 6:06 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 6:06 PM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Oct 17, 2025, 6:07 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 6:07 PM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Oct 17, 2025, 6:07 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 6:07 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

earnest apex Oct 17, 2025, 6:10 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 6:10 PM

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@earnest apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Oct 17, 2025, 6:13 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 6:13 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 6:30 PM

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

tight niche Oct 17, 2025, 6:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 6:30 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @frozen prairie, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @copper portal, @terse sun, and @earnest apex
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@frozen prairie found a way to ride a Wyvern! They had a fun time, until the Wyvern tried passing through blocks. @frozen prairie died.

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@tranquil wyvern struck up a conversation with some friendly Lihzahrds. One of them claimed to be the CEO of a social networking site.

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@copper portal challenged the Brain of Cthulhu to a trivia battle and lost. @copper portal died.

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@terse sun fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @terse sun died.

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@earnest apex was overwhelmed by Elf Copters during a Frost Moon, and drowned in a sea of bullets. @earnest apex died.

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@raw moss vaporized @jolly swift with a beam of light reflected from their shiny bald head. @jolly swift died.

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@tranquil wyvern went AFK in their gel farm. @remote pumice set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@steel sentinel curiously opened a futuristic capsule that had fallen from space. Then a giant mantis-like creature crawled out and immediately sliced @steel sentinel in half. @steel sentinel died.

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@remote pumice toasted a marshmallow over a Cursed Campfire. Instead of turning into a delicious snack, the marshmallow turned into a hideous demonic monster that proceeded to kill them. @remote pumice died.

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@raw moss found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche's skeleton decided that @tight niche wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @terse sun
100 points go to 10th place: @copper portal

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

remote pumice Oct 17, 2025, 6:37 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 6:37 PM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Oct 17, 2025, 6:44 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 6:44 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jolly swift Oct 17, 2025, 6:57 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 6:57 PM

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@jolly swift, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Oct 17, 2025, 7:06 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 7:06 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Oct 17, 2025, 7:13 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 7:13 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

proud lava Oct 17, 2025, 7:15 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 7:15 PM

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@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Oct 17, 2025, 7:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 7:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

digital flame Oct 17, 2025, 8:02 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 8:02 PM

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@digital flame, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

earnest apex Oct 17, 2025, 8:13 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 8:13 PM

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@earnest apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

exotic plume Oct 17, 2025, 8:22 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 8:22 PM

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@exotic plume, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@ionic hawk, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@proud lava, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @digital flame, @exotic plume, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @ionic hawk, and @earnest apex
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@proud lava ate some green eggs and ham, and found it so delicious that they decided to eat some green potatoes too. @proud lava died.

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@jolly swift thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @jolly swift died.

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@digital flame had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

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@ionic hawk invented a weird drink that they called "T". What does "T" even stand for?

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@earnest apex accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @earnest apex died.

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@raw moss found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

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@steel sentinel went to the ocean to swim with dolphins, but the dolphins did not show themselves that day.

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@exotic plume played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @exotic plume died.

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@tight niche escaped to the beach to relax while people murdered each other in the background.

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@raw moss used a Medusa Head on @digital flame and pushed them down a mineshaft, shattering their hopes and dreams. @digital flame died.

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@remote pumice started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@ionic hawk skipped their Duolingo lesson, and was caught by the owl. @ionic hawk died.

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@steel sentinel was shipwrecked, and the only other occupant of their lifeboat was an adult Bengal tiger. @steel sentinel died.

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@carmine cairn refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

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@remote pumice thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@tight niche tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @raw moss demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @tight niche by two. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @steel sentinel
150 points go to 6th place: @ionic hawk
100 points go to 7th place: @digital flame
100 points go to 8th place: @exotic plume
100 points go to 9th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 10th place: @jolly swift

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Oct 17, 2025, 8:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 8:40 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Oct 17, 2025, 8:47 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 8:47 PM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

steel sentinel Oct 17, 2025, 8:47 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 8:47 PM

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@steel sentinel, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

digital flame Oct 17, 2025, 8:48 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 8:48 PM

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@digital flame, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Oct 17, 2025, 9:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 9:29 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Oct 17, 2025, 9:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 9:29 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

old hedge Oct 17, 2025, 9:34 PM

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Bb!register

remote pumice Oct 17, 2025, 10:06 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 10:06 PM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Oct 17, 2025, 10:07 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 10:07 PM

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@amber ermine, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil ferry Oct 17, 2025, 10:15 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 10:15 PM

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@tranquil ferry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Oct 17, 2025, 10:19 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 10:19 PM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery belfry Oct 17, 2025, 10:29 PM

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bb!regISTER

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 10:29 PM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

digital flame Oct 17, 2025, 10:29 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 10:30 PM

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@digital flame, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 10 players remaining.
@steel sentinel, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @brave shore, @digital flame, @fiery belfry, @tranquil ferry, @raw moss, @tight niche, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@digital flame tried to start a greenhouse, but all the plants kept dying. @digital flame decided that the best course of action was to go outside and turn @remote pumice into fertilizer. @remote pumice died.

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@tranquil ferry had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

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@brave shore met their demise after being fatally killed to death. Somehow, the quadruple-negative cancelled itself out, and @brave shore ended up completely fine.

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@tranquil ferry stopped a meteor from crushing @fiery belfry and @steel sentinel with their own body. @tranquil ferry died.

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@raw moss and @amber ermine fought over the last sandvich in the fridge. @raw moss won by breaking @amber ermine's spine. @amber ermine died.

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@fiery belfry had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @fiery belfry's skull. @fiery belfry died.

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@brave shore's friends decided to host a surprise birthday party for @brave shore! They were genuinely surprised, because that day wasn't their birthday.

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While riding on minecart rails, @digital flame accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @digital flame died.

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@raw moss hosted a spelling bee! @steel sentinel had to spell "cat". @tight niche had to spell "rain". @carmine cairn had to spell "antidisestablishmentarianism".

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@brave shore wore a Fish Bowl as a helmet, but took it off after they realized that they couldn't breathe.

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@tight niche used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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@carmine cairn stole @brave shore's lunch money and used a Gravitation Potion to fly up and out of reach. @brave shore was hurt, but only emotionally.

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@steel sentinel took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@raw moss tricked @brave shore into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @brave shore died.

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@steel sentinel offered to add a gold trim to @tight niche's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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@carmine cairn briefly considered proposing marriage to @raw moss, but married a bee instead.

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@carmine cairn used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @carmine cairn died.

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@steel sentinel became the victim of identity theft and was forced to clear themselves of all the evil deeds that were done in their name.

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@raw moss discovered firsthand that they couldn't beat the Twins in a staring contest. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 5th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 6th place: @digital flame
100 points go to 7th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @tranquil ferry
100 points go to 10th place: @remote pumice

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

digital flame Oct 17, 2025, 10:38 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 10:38 PM

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@digital flame, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Oct 17, 2025, 10:40 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 10:40 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

oak temple Oct 17, 2025, 10:52 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 10:52 PM

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@oak temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Oct 17, 2025, 10:53 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 10:53 PM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Oct 17, 2025, 11:04 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 11:04 PM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@old hedge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glacial totem Oct 17, 2025, 11:10 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 11:10 PM

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@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Oct 17, 2025, 11:13 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 11:13 PM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

rancid dragon Oct 17, 2025, 11:21 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 11:21 PM

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@rancid dragon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Oct 17, 2025, 11:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 11:25 PM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

turbid skiff Oct 17, 2025, 11:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 11:25 PM

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@turbid skiff, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

proud lava Oct 17, 2025, 11:25 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 11:25 PM

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@proud lava, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Oct 17, 2025, 11:27 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 11:27 PM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

granite root Oct 17, 2025, 11:30 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 11:30 PM

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@granite root, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 14 players remaining.
@proud lava, @tight niche, @digital flame, @carmine cairn, @rancid dragon, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @near mortar, @oak temple, @turbid skiff, @remote pumice, @old hedge, @granite root, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@old hedge tried to create a vanity set for the 1.4 competition, but found out it wasn't as easy as they thought.

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@rancid dragon came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

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@proud lava was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @proud lava died.

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@remote pumice laughed madly while throwing Stink Potions all over the map.

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@tight niche found @turbid skiff sleeping and decided to use their head as a butt pillow.

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@digital flame moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @digital flame died.

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@raw moss couldn't count and accidentally ordered 87 watermelons. On the bright side, they were featured in a math textbook.

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@rancid dragon learned that they had an iodine deficiency, so they tried to make up for it by eating a few containers of iodized salt. @rancid dragon died.

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@glacial totem summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @glacial totem died.

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@brave shore was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @brave shore die

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@near mortar became convinced that @turbid skiff was under demonic possession, and hurled a bottle of Holy Water at them. It had no effect on @turbid skiff, who was left very confused (and wet).

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@remote pumice flew to the skies, stored some clouds in an empty bottle, and went underground to hide it somewhere.

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@carmine cairn got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@near mortar took too much time while looting a Water Chest. @near mortar died.

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@oak temple was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @oak temple died.

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@remote pumice was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @remote pumice died.

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@old hedge was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

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@granite root shot their S.D.M.G. to the left of @old hedge just to scare them. @old hedge heard the gunshot and instinctively dodged to the left. @old hedge died.

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@brave shore tried to explore the Snow biome, but accidentally fell into an ice-cold pool of water and froze into a solid ice sculpture. @brave shore died.

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@carmine cairn was arrested for killing @granite root with a Megashark because they didn't own a gun license, and got punished with a moderate fine. @granite root died.

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@turbid skiff received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @turbid skiff died.

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@tight niche started mining, using a Starfury to reveal ores. Then it revealed a spider cave, and @tight niche decided that they were done with mining for the day.

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@raw moss found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

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@raw moss tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @raw moss died.

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@tight niche attacked @carmine cairn with a Legendary Zenith, but @carmine cairn's pen was mightier. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @raw moss
150 points go to 4th place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 5th place: @granite root
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @old hedge
100 points go to 8th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 9th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Oct 17, 2025, 11:39 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 11:39 PM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

long vine Oct 17, 2025, 11:42 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 11:42 PM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

dire helm Oct 17, 2025, 11:43 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 11:43 PM

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@dire helm, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Oct 17, 2025, 11:48 PM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 11:48 PM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

potent talon Oct 17, 2025, 11:50 PM

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🅱️🅱️!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 17, 2025, 11:50 PM

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@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

dusky elbow Oct 18, 2025, 12:23 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 18, 2025, 12:23 AM

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@dusky elbow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

fiery belfry Oct 18, 2025, 12:23 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 18, 2025, 12:23 AM

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@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Oct 18, 2025, 12:23 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 18, 2025, 12:23 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

carmine cairn Oct 18, 2025, 12:24 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 18, 2025, 12:24 AM

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

brazen plaza Oct 18, 2025, 12:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 18, 2025, 12:30 AM

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@brazen plaza, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

astral glacier Oct 18, 2025, 12:32 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 18, 2025, 12:32 AM

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@astral glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@digital flame, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

slim gull Oct 18, 2025, 1:09 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 18, 2025, 1:09 AM

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@slim gull, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Oct 18, 2025, 1:16 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 18, 2025, 1:16 AM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

unreal moat Oct 18, 2025, 1:20 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 18, 2025, 1:20 AM

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@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

terse sun Oct 18, 2025, 1:22 AM

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BB!REGISTER

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 18, 2025, 1:22 AM

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@terse sun, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 16 players remaining.
@astral glacier, @terse sun, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @brazen plaza, @long vine, @brave shore, @digital flame, @slim gull, @fiery belfry, @unreal moat, @near mortar, @dire helm, @potent talon, @raw moss, and @dusky elbow
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!