epic-battles

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss traveled back in time to observe the dinosaurs. When they returned, they noticed that their footprints were on display in a natural history museum.

@worldly temple successfully snuck into @jagged spruce's base by hiding inside a Trojan unicorn. Unfortunately, they forgot to install an exit hatch. They also forgot to install breathing holes. @worldly temple died.

Santa Claus asked @jagged spruce what they wanted for Christmas. @jagged spruce replied, "All I want for Christmas is you!" The next morning, they unwrapped their Christmas present to find a 'U' Statue.

@raw moss drank a buff potion that was literally labeled "Buff Potion", and immediately became swole.

@raw moss made a strange, colorful bomb by stacking rows of fireworks on top of each other, and against all odds, successfully deployed it on @jagged spruce. @jagged spruce died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @jagged spruce
250 points go to 3rd place: @worldly temple
150 points go to 4th place: @granite root
150 points go to 5th place: @earnest apex
150 points go to 6th place: @old hedge
100 points go to 7th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 8th place: @twilit quarry
100 points go to 9th place: @next hemlock
100 points go to 10th place: @digital flame

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[glass vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

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[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[earnest apex]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[twilit quarry]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[jagged spruce]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[old hedge]

Bb!register

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[granite root]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@granite root, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[peak yoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[slim gull]

bb!register

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[languid lotus]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[sacred grove]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sacred grove, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@slim gull, @glass vine, @carmine cairn, @twilit quarry, @raw moss, @sacred grove, @jagged spruce, @peak yoke, @potent talon, @earnest apex, @granite root, and @languid lotus
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@slim gull traveled back in time to a previous epic battle. However, @slim gull did not register for this specific battle, so they were banned for hacking. @slim gull died.

@glass vine moaned while eating a carrot, and got knocked senseless by a giant kitchen knife. @glass vine died.

@twilit quarry angered the squirrel gods and was flattened under a mountain of acorns. @twilit quarry died.

@sacred grove tried to start an idol group consisting entirely of female zombies.

@jagged spruce went down @potent talon's chimney to deliver presents, but @potent talon's fireplace was still in use. @jagged spruce died.

@potent talon forgot the lamb sauce and was turned into an idiot sandwich. @potent talon died.

@earnest apex got slaughtered by the Twins' superb teamwork. Remember, there is no "eye" in "team"! @earnest apex died.

@peak yoke had work to do, but apparently they thought that flying circles around Skeletron was a better use of their time.

@granite root went fishing but was rudely interrupted when @sacred grove and @raw moss summoned the Impending Doom. @granite root died.

@languid lotus pushed the world border so hard it collapsed on them. @languid lotus died.

@sacred grove's skull was cracked like a nut by a Nutcracker. @sacred grove died.

@peak yoke got stuck in @carmine cairn's Rod of Discord farm. @peak yoke died.

@raw moss's answer greyed for so long that they died from old age before their message sent. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @peak yoke
150 points go to 4th place: @sacred grove
150 points go to 5th place: @languid lotus
150 points go to 6th place: @granite root
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 9th place: @jagged spruce
100 points go to 10th place: @twilit quarry

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[sacred grove]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sacred grove, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[peak yoke]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[digital flame]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

[gleaming grove]

@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[glass vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glass vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[earnest apex]

bb!register

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[oak temple]

bb!register

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[lament edge]

bb!register

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[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

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[astral glacier]

bb!register

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@astral glacier, @lament edge, @carmine cairn, @brave shore, @digital flame, @sacred grove, @earnest apex, @potent talon, @raw moss, @oak temple, @tight niche, @peak yoke, and @glass vine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@tight niche told @astral glacier that they were worried about the spread of the Crimson. @astral glacier vaguely remembered learning about something like this in world history class.

@lament edge trash talked @raw moss, but didn't realize that they were already dead. @lament edge suddenly exploded while producing high-pitched metallic noises. @lament edge died.

@sacred grove wrote a story that was so realistic, a monster crawled out of the book and killed them. @sacred grove died.

@earnest apex stuck their face into a pool of lava to see if it was really as hot as everyone said. Yes, it was. @earnest apex died.

@brave shore used a voodoo doll to murder the Clothier for his Red Hat. @brave shore then decided that it didn't suit their tastes, so they sold the hat to the next Clothier for 2 silver coins.

@digital flame took a French lesson. Afterwards, all they could say were "oui" and "omelette du fromage".

@potent talon activated a Chest Statue, not knowing what it would do. Turns out that that it doesn't actually summon chests. @potent talon died.

@oak temple built a house for the Guide out of Flesh Blocks. Was the Guide made of house? Or was the house made of Guide? The Guide screamed, for he did not know.

@tight niche took a trip down memory lane, and decided to end their trip after they encountered a memory of pooping their pants in 2nd grade.

@carmine cairn found a room full of Bunny Banners in @oak temple's base, so to avenge the Bunnies, they killed @oak temple. @oak temple died.

@peak yoke decided that their base would look much cooler with a tombstone in front of it. @peak yoke died.

@glass vine took a nap on a patch of Chlorophyte, and became one with the jungle. @glass vine died.

@digital flame tried to out-pizza the hut, and almost succeeded until the FBI found them and beat them to death with pizza trays. @digital flame died.

@astral glacier fought with all their might against Duke Fishron, but got sucked up by a Sharknado. @astral glacier died.

@raw moss wondered how floating islands defied gravity. At that very moment, gravity started working again, and thousands of tons of rock fell directly onto @raw moss's head. @raw moss died.

@brave shore didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @brave shore died.

@tight niche threatened @carmine cairn with a pocket knife. But that's not a knife. This is a knife, @carmine cairn informed @tight niche as they pulled out a massive Bowie knife and stabbed them with it. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 6th place: @digital flame
100 points go to 7th place: @glass vine
100 points go to 8th place: @peak yoke
100 points go to 9th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 10th place: @potent talon

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

[gleaming grove]

@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[oak temple]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@oak temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[rose egret]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@rose egret, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[lament edge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@lament edge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[granite root]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@granite root, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[remote pumice]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[unreal moat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[earnest apex]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@earnest apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[oak temple]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@oak temple, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@tight niche, @amber ermine, @raw moss, @oak temple, @remote pumice, @lament edge, @unreal moat, @potent talon, @rose egret, @long vine, @granite root, @earnest apex, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@amber ermine defeated Duke Fishron without taking a single hit, but got their head bitten off by a Sharkron after winning the fight. @amber ermine died.

@raw moss hadn't seen @oak temple in a long time, and missed them. @oak temple aimed a Sniper Rifle at @raw moss from a nearby tree, and didn't miss them. @raw moss died.

A Clown tossed a Happy Bomb right behind @oak temple. They should have been alerted by the sound of the hissing fuse, but they were wearing AirPods and couldn't hear it. @oak temple died.

@unreal moat managed to hoik their way past the world border. Some say that @unreal moat found freedom, and others say they only found death. But they aren't coming back either way, so we'll just assume that @unreal moat died.

@lament edge and @remote pumice set up a bakery where they sold all sorts of sweets.

@long vine dug a hole in the ground, covered it in dirt blocks, and called it a "base".

@brave shore searched in vain for a video game about a "Big Fungus".

@potent talon started saying bad words in Latin. Thankfully no one understood, and no demons were summoned, either.

@rose egret aimed a Last Prism beam at @brave shore, but they were immediately Stoned and Webbed by a server plugin that bans the use of overpowered PvP weapons.

@granite root was sick of all the fighters just memeing around and readied their flamethrower with malicious intent.

@earnest apex was shoved into the water by a playful dolphin while fishing.

@lament edge watched @remote pumice go on a killing spree while wearing sunglasses and wondered what was going on. Turns out @remote pumice was wearing a VR headset and killing virtual unicorns.

@potent talon placed a chest on some Active Stone Blocks. They placed some items in the chest and deactivated the blocks, and got immediately crushed by the neverending torrent of chests. @potent talon died.

@granite root got stuck in a web and was sucked dry by Black Recluses. @granite root died.

@tight niche wouldn't stop complaining about the wrong person dying in epic battle scenes. It was getting annoying, so @earnest apex killed them. @earnest apex died.

@rose egret heard a rustling noise behind them, and turned around to look. It was a Medusa. @rose egret died.

@lament edge was caught by a family of bears after eating their porridge and sleeping in their beds. @lament edge died.

@brave shore tried to sleep through the fight, but just ended up laying there fully awake because all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.

A monkey dramatically raised @remote pumice up on a cliff and crowned them the king of Africa. Unfortunately, the monkey accidentally yeeted @remote pumice off said cliff. @remote pumice died.

@brave shore faintly heard screams echoing from the Dungeon, though it was hard to hear over the sound of buzzing hornets.

@tight niche came across a piece of quartz deep in a cave, and upon bringing it close to their ear, they heard whispers of ancient terraria knowledge emanating from within.

@long vine tried boiling a pot of water to make it safe to drink, but accidentally burned it.

@long vine forgot how to drink potions, so they had to refresh their memory by watching a 50 minute video tutorial that was full of ads.

@brave shore caught on fire and burned to a crisp for no apparent reason. @brave shore died.

@long vine followed a white rabbit after it jumped into a hole. Sadly, that hole did not lead to Wonderland. It instead led to the depths of the Corruption. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @lament edge
150 points go to 6th place: @rose egret
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @granite root
100 points go to 9th place: @potent talon
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[remote pumice]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[oak temple]

bb!register

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@oak temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[rose egret]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@rose egret, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[real wedge]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@real wedge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[unreal moat]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[zenith root]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@zenith root, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @oak temple, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @rose egret, @long vine, @real wedge, and @zenith root
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@rose egret started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

@amber ermine read the lore behind the Crimson, and decided it would be cool to join the hive mind, so they did. @amber ermine died.

@oak temple woke up with pins and needles all over their body. The pins and needles turned out to be real. @oak temple died.

@real wedge flexed so hard on @unreal moat that they squeezed them to death with pure muscle. @unreal moat died.

@remote pumice crafted some platinum ore into coins. What the heck?

@rose egret died. Wait, isn't that supposed to go at the end of the scene? Sorry, let me fix that. There we go. @rose egret died.

@real wedge and @tranquil wyvern had a dance battle to the death. It's actually very hard to die just by dancing, so @remote pumice sped up the process by stabbing @real wedge. @real wedge died.

@zenith root ran with scissors. @zenith root died.

@tranquil wyvern drank a Molotov Cocktail. @tranquil wyvern died.

@long vine was arrested for stealing a shoe and got sent to a prison camp where they were forced to dig holes all day.

@tight niche saw a Prismatic Lacewing being struck by a fallen star, but was saved from death due to the Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

@long vine made some special sauce out of random things they found on the ground, and offered 1 gold coin to any potential taste testers. No one applied.

@tight niche tried some dodgy-looking shampoo from the Traveling Merchant, hoping that it would give them the same luxuriant locks as Leinfors. @tight niche is now bald.

@remote pumice explored the ocean to learn about the marine food chain, but ended up joining it. @remote pumice died.

@tight niche decided that they wanted to watch a tree grow. Nothing happened for a while, but then they blinked and the tree suddenly popped up, fully grown.

@long vine dyed themselves yellow and buried themselves in the sand, but not before applying plenty of sunscreen first.

@long vine found an underwater bubble volcano, and named it Mount Wannahockaloogie.

@long vine caught a Bomb Fish from a lake, but as they detached the fish from the hook, they realized too late that they were still wearing their Fire Gauntlets. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @zenith root
150 points go to 6th place: @real wedge
100 points go to 7th place: @rose egret
100 points go to 8th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 9th place: @oak temple
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[remote pumice]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[rose egret]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@rose egret, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@unreal moat, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[fiery belfry]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@fiery belfry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[zenith root]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@zenith root, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @remote pumice, @unreal moat, @fiery belfry, @rose egret, @long vine, @brave shore, and @zenith root
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

After eating supper together, @rose egret betrayed @amber ermine in exchange for 30 silver coins. @amber ermine died.

@unreal moat landed the final blow on the Moon Lord, but while the Moon Lord was dying, @unreal moat accidentally walked into a Green Slime. @unreal moat died.

@zenith root started typing something and it was taking them a long time. Everyone else hoped that it was nothing bad.

@fiery belfry's character file was deleted by a jealous NPC who wanted @fiery belfry to notice them. @fiery belfry died.

@tight niche released all their built-up stress by letting out a primal scream. Everyone nearby stared strangely at @tight niche, but it was very satisfying.

@rose egret made some scary noises in the dark. @remote pumice sprayed the general area with their Uzi until the noises stopped. @rose egret died.

@zenith root went AFK near the ocean while taking a break from fishing. Then Martians started invading, and it was all @zenith root's fault.

Congratulations, @remote pumice! You are now eligible for membership in the Headless Hunt! @remote pumice died.

@zenith root got their comeuppance after trying to ping Redigit and Cenx too many times. @zenith root died.

@tight niche tried building a house while blindfolded. Fortunately, the resulting mess just happened to not have any background holes more than 4 tiles wide, so it was recognized as a valid house.

@long vine, @brave shore, and @tight niche raced each other to loot a pyramid. However, the chest only contained a Pharaoh's set. No one was pleased by this.

@tranquil wyvern found a Cosmic Car Key, but unfortunately didn't have a cosmic driving license.

@tranquil wyvern tried wearing a set of Possessed Armor. @tranquil wyvern died.

@brave shore was in the middle of taking a shower when @tight niche took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @brave shore died.

@long vine threw a Stink Potion at @tight niche. @tight niche threw a Toxic Flask right back. @long vine died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @zenith root
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @rose egret
100 points go to 8th place: @fiery belfry
100 points go to 9th place: @unreal moat
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[rose egret]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@rose egret, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[remote pumice]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[near mortar]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[golden stone]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@golden stone, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@indigo inlet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[brave shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @indigo inlet, @rose egret, @golden stone, @long vine, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@indigo inlet tried to attack @tranquil wyvern with a Possessed Hatchet, but it ended up chasing both of them away from each other.

@remote pumice began questioning the fundamental nature of morality.

@golden stone murdered @amber ermine by smashing them with an object that looked like a statue of "The Thinker", but was actually a functioning clock. @amber ermine died.

@brave shore hid from @rose egret by standing behind a conveniently shaped lamp.

@long vine started a petition to add "oof" to the official dictionary.

@near mortar made a skyscraper by building a one-room house and covering it with bone meal.

@tight niche obscured @long vine's vision with a Smoke Bomb, but @long vine escaped by using a GPS for guidance.

@tranquil wyvern walked into a bar. @remote pumice laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

@indigo inlet accidentally smashed a Truffle Worm with the Shield of Cthulhu.

@brave shore summoned and killed the Eye of Cthulhu over and over. Just how many eyes does Cthulhu even have?

Through the mighty winds of the desert, @near mortar saw an anonymous figure rising from the sand dunes. When they looked closer, they saw it had no face! They tried to get closer, but @rose egret stabbed them in the back. @near mortar died.

During a Goblin Invasion, a Goblin Peon smashed @indigo inlet's door to bits, rather than simply turning the doorknob. Will these goblins ever learn?

@indigo inlet stepped into a Martian Saucer's beam, thinking that they would float up just like cows do in the movies. @indigo inlet died.

@tight niche asked for @tranquil wyvern's autograph. At first, @tranquil wyvern was flattered, but they then realized they were wearing Red's set.

@long vine tried to make a caramelized dessert by mixing honey with water and lava, but ended up just making Crispy Honey Blocks and Obsidian.

@golden stone felt an evil presence watching them, and prepared for trouble. Meanwhile, @rose egret took out a Mechanical Eye, intending to make it double.

@remote pumice donned a Gangsta hat and started moonwalking. Hee, hee.

@rose egret wanted a Peddler's Hat, but @tight niche wanted the Traveling Merchant's wares. @rose egret killed the Traveling Merchant first. @rose egret died.

@long vine spun around in a full circle and shot @golden stone with a Sniper Rifle without the aid of a telescopic sight. @golden stone died.

@remote pumice spent so much time playing mobile Terraria on the toilet that their digestive system got flipped inside-out. @remote pumice died.

@brave shore jumped higher than their house, but no one was impressed. Houses can't jump, silly.

@tranquil wyvern accidentally dropped an M from their Marrow, leaving them defenseless. @tranquil wyvern died.

@long vine wanted to get a Vilethorn, but forgot that they had already broken two Shadow Orbs. @long vine died.

@brave shore tried developing a technique called "respawning", but was silenced permanently before they could finish. Such powers are too dangerous to exist in this world. @brave shore died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @golden stone
100 points go to 7th place: @rose egret
100 points go to 8th place: @indigo inlet
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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[remote pumice]

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[lofty dove]

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[brave shore]

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[rose egret]

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[near mortar]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[long vine]

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[tight niche]

bb!register

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[nocturne forum]

bb!register

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[amber ermine]

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[brave shore]

bb!register

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@brave shore, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[gleaming grove]

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @nocturne forum, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @rose egret, @lofty dove, @long vine, and @brave shore
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The fighting begins again!

@near mortar was supposed to die in this scene, but they didn't, because the program that was supposed to kill them had a missing semicolon.

@tight niche won a prize for being the 1,000,000th person to edit the Vampire Knives page on the Terraria Wiki to say that it might be a JoJo reference.

@rose egret felt like living the thug life, so they stole some pebbles from a neighbor's yard.

@nocturne forum had a strange dream about three mysterious ghosts, and after waking up, they decided to be generous and kind to everyone! Meanwhile, the Tax Collector was his usual grumpy self that day.

An Eater of Souls ate the Souls of Flight out of @amber ermine's wings, and they bit the dust at the bottom of a chasm. @amber ermine died.

@long vine started lagging hard, but at least they couldn't be damaged in the meantime.

@nocturne forum drank too much Ale, and stumbled facefirst into a Face Monster's welcoming embrace. @nocturne forum died.

@near mortar tried fighting Plantera with a Lawnmower, thinking that it would deal extra damage. It would have made logical sense if it worked that way, but a Lawnmower is still a Lawnmower. @near mortar died.

@lofty dove was checking the books in their bookcase and found they were all blank.

@rose egret followed @remote pumice into the jungle. @rose egret started looking left, right and center for @remote pumice, but gave up and had some tea instead.

Hey @lofty dove, are you worried that you'll die in this scene? You're right! @lofty dove died.

@long vine couldn't afford the Fox vanity set, so they used their Platinum Broadsword to cut off the Zoologist's ears and tail. The Zoologist responded by using her claws to cut out @long vine's heart and brain. @long vine died.

@rose egret discovered a red lever with a sign above it saying "DO NOT PULL". But that sign didn't stop them, because they can't read. @rose egret died.

@tranquil wyvern used a Slimy Saddle and accelerated downwards so fast that they phased through the bottom of the map, never to be seen again. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche somehow managed to accidentally buy 9999 ropes.

@remote pumice gazed with wonderment at a meteor as it fell closer and closer. Wait, that's too close! @remote pumice died.

@tight niche, inspired by their recent fight with the Eye of Cthulhu, became the founder of a new cell phone company called Eye-Phone.

@brave shore was captured by the Crimson, but not killed. After a period of darkness, they reawakened with bony wings and powerful psionic abilities. Awesome!

@tight niche tried to make a portal using obsidian but nothing happened.

@brave shore ate a strange, rubbery fruit while swimming in the ocean, and immediately sank to the bottom and drowned. @brave shore died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @brave shore
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @rose egret
150 points go to 6th place: @long vine
100 points go to 7th place: @lofty dove
100 points go to 8th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 9th place: @nocturne forum
100 points go to 10th place: @amber ermine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[remote pumice]

bb!register

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[rose egret]

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[long vine]

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[near mortar]

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[proud lava]

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[amber ermine]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[jolly swift]

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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[tight niche]

bb!register

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 11 players remaining.
@proud lava, @tranquil wyvern, @jolly swift, @tight niche, @slim gull, @carmine cairn, @amber ermine, @near mortar, @remote pumice, @rose egret, and @long vine
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We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@proud lava accidentally got covered head to toe with strawberry jam. How clumsy of them! Wait, that's not strawberry jam. @proud lava died.

@jolly swift was looking kind of dumb after @amber ermine's rifle shot punched a hole in the shape of an L on their forehead. @jolly swift died.

While exploring the Jungle, @slim gull needed a rest and tried to sit on a Plantera Bulb. Plantera arrived and proceeded to sit on @slim gull. @slim gull died.

While it was raining, a goldfish started spinning infinitely while clipped inside a block. @tight niche was relieved to see that everything in Terraria was as it should be and always has been.

@near mortar, @tranquil wyvern, @long vine, @carmine cairn, @amber ermine, @remote pumice, @rose egret, and @tight niche decided to play "Spin the Bottle: Russian Roulette Edition". The bottle ended up pointing at @amber ermine. @amber ermine died.

@near mortar purchased a Static Hook, and started arguing with the Steampunker over her refund policy.

@remote pumice confusedly tried to figure out how to craft Bones into a Bone Javelin.

@near mortar tried to get @tight niche to listen to them by blowing through a conch, but was interrupted when a boulder crashed into them and knocked them off a cliff. @near mortar died.

@remote pumice fought a Lava Slime, but forgot that Lava Slimes turn into lava puddles when killed. @remote pumice died.

@long vine started rallying for goblin rights.

@tranquil wyvern's NPCs kept complaining about a Blood Moon, so @tranquil wyvern responded by throwing a lamp at them in the hopes that it would "brighten their day."

@rose egret and @tranquil wyvern played with a Beach Ball, trying to set a world record for the largest number of bounces.

@rose egret found a hill and started to roll down it. @rose egret was having fun and enjoying their childhood they never had, until they fell into a sinkhole. @rose egret died.

@tight niche silently placed a Cyan Beetle on @long vine's back, which then integrated itself into @long vine's body and gave them superhuman powers.

@long vine tickled @carmine cairn from behind while they were busy sharpening their Yellow Phaseblade. @long vine died.

@tranquil wyvern started to get philosophical and realized they were in a video game. Then they remembered that they were in Terraria, the best place to be, and they started to feel a little better.

@carmine cairn didn't have a weapon, so they ripped off their own arm and visited the Nurse's house. They walked back out with a newly grown arm while still holding their previous arm as a weapon. Huh?

@tight niche chased @tranquil wyvern with a portable toilet, and eventually caught up to them and flushed them down. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche built an apartment for their NPCs and flooded it, forgetting that NPCs now require oxygen.

@carmine cairn used a calculator to determine their exact odds of winning, and didn't like what they saw. At least they didn't die in this scene.

@tight niche sneezed so violently that their head exploded. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @rose egret
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @slim gull
100 points go to 10th place: @jolly swift

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[long vine]

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[remote pumice]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[amber ermine]

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[oak temple]

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[near mortar]

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[grand bramble]

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[carmine cairn]

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[winged acorn]

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[jolly swift]

bb!register

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[tight niche]

bb!register

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

@sweet fractal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @amber ermine, @grand bramble, @winged acorn, @sweet fractal, @near mortar, @oak temple, @remote pumice, and @long vine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@amber ermine greedily picked up gold nuggets off the ground, one after another, and then got swallowed by a shadowy monster with a white mask. @amber ermine died.

@tranquil wyvern held a ceremony for all the zombies to honor their deaths, but none of the zombies cared enough to show up to their own ceremony.

@near mortar found a radioactive Black Recluse and allowed it to bite them, hoping that it would grant them superpowers. Instead, @near mortar died.

@winged acorn was building a nice house. @jolly swift asked them if they knew that they were in the middle of a battle, but @winged acorn just looked confused.

@oak temple thought putting on Tiki Armor would give them the ability to swing off vines. @oak temple died.

@long vine tried using a Pocket Mirror to sneak up on a Medusa, but objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. @long vine died.

@sweet fractal stared at a wall. They kept on staring until the wall started staring back. @sweet fractal blinked first.

@grand bramble fell into a hole in a block of Swiss cheese and couldn't get out. @grand bramble died.

@jolly swift picked a fight with a goose. @jolly swift died.

@sweet fractal spotted a security camera high up in the trees. Was there something going on that they didn't know about?

@winged acorn gently opened the door, and was jumpscared so hard that they glitched out of existence. @winged acorn died.

@sweet fractal had a weird itch in the back of their throat and consulted the internet to see what the problem was. The internet said it was a flesh-eating bacterial infection, and the internet is always right. @sweet fractal died.

@carmine cairn was swarmed by some Minecraft bees. They were lucky, compared to @tranquil wyvern's situation. They were swarmed by several Queen Bees. @tranquil wyvern died.

@tight niche spent years writing an amazing book that was so long, no one could ever finish reading it.

@remote pumice wanted to kick butt and chew bubblegum, but bubblegum in Terraria is actually a type of rock.

@carmine cairn invented a weird drink that they called "cough-E". Everyone became addicted to it.

@tight niche started speaking in a nonexistent language, which freaked @remote pumice and @carmine cairn out.

@tight niche built a luxurious bathroom for the Guide to live in.

@carmine cairn solved the plastic pollution problem by draining the entire ocean.

@remote pumice played piano to a tree, hoping that it would make it grow faster.

@remote pumice used a time machine to travel roughly 65 million years into the past to observe the dinosaurs. Unfortunately, they picked the worst possible time and location to travel to. @remote pumice died.

@tight niche put a toilet paper roll into the toilet paper holder the wrong way and was sentenced to death by toilet swirly. @tight niche died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 6th place: @winged acorn
100 points go to 7th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 8th place: @grand bramble
100 points go to 9th place: @long vine
100 points go to 10th place: @oak temple

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[oak temple]

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[remote pumice]

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[jagged spruce]

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[raw moss]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[near mortar]

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[jolly swift]

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[tight niche]

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[digital flame]

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[carmine cairn]

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[zenith root]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[astral glacier]

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@astral glacier, @remote pumice, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @digital flame, @jolly swift, @jagged spruce, @near mortar, @raw moss, @oak temple, @tight niche, and @zenith root
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@near mortar accidentally dropped a stick of Dynamite near Plantera's Bulb before they were finished excavating their arena. @near mortar died.

@zenith root wanted to order a cool headset with cat ears, but Amazon didn't recognize Terraria as a valid mailing address.

@jagged spruce 2D-printed a Meowmere and used it to bludgeon @oak temple to death. @oak temple died.

@carmine cairn wanted to be a humanitarian, but didn't know what the word meant, so they barbecued @zenith root on a spit. @zenith root died.

@jolly swift tried farming for a Coin Gun, but realized that they were too poor to use it anyways.

@remote pumice became convinced that they were a dinosaur. They started running around and eating all the wildlife while laying eggs and committing tax fraud.

@astral glacier shot @tight niche with a Water Gun. @tight niche shot them right back with a Slime Gun. What an epic battle this is turning out to be.

@digital flame accidentally pressed "S" while building a hell bridge and fell into the fiery pits below. @digital flame died.

@raw moss ate a Honey Clock. It was a very time-consuming process.

@jolly swift found a hiding place and decided to lay low, but got bored and started reading comics while laughing loudly. This alerted @carmine cairn, who silenced @jolly swift by filling their hiding place with water. @jolly swift died.

@tranquil wyvern's skeleton decided that @tranquil wyvern wasn't giving it enough calcium, and walked away in search of a more responsible owner. @tranquil wyvern died.

@remote pumice broke the server rules and was squashed under a giant hammer. @remote pumice died.

@tight niche placed chests all over the world except where @jagged spruce was standing, and then waited for a meteorite to land. @jagged spruce died.

The Wizard looked into his Crystal Ball and prophesied that @carmine cairn would soon die a gruesome death. @carmine cairn ignored him, since they had already heard that from him like 15 times that day.

@raw moss and @tight niche were having a nice picnic on the beach when @astral glacier stepped in their potato salad, which had taken three days to make.

@carmine cairn cut through @sweet fractal with a glowing 1000 degree knife. @sweet fractal died.

@tight niche purchased a pair of wings from the Witch Doctor, but they turned out to be broken, so @tight niche ended up hopping around like a chicken instead of flying.

@raw moss found a baby Nebula Floater and managed to stuff it into a bag.

@raw moss dove into lava while wearing a Lava Charm to escape from @tight niche, but @tight niche simply dumped some water over the lava's surface. @raw moss died.

Thanks to @tight niche's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @carmine cairn's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @tight niche died.

@astral glacier read their Countercurse Mantra but mispronounced all the words, accidentally ushering in a thousand years of darkness upon Terraria.

@astral glacier stepped into a police box and mysteriously vanished. Where on Earth did they go?

@carmine cairn used a hoik to enter the Jungle temple, but didn't have enough wood to make platforms to get out. The Lihzahrdian gods enjoyed a bountiful sacrifice that day. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @astral glacier!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @astral glacier
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 6th place: @jagged spruce
100 points go to 7th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 8th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 9th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 10th place: @digital flame

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[digital flame]

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[raw moss]

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[near mortar]

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[remote pumice]

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[jolly swift]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[proud lava]

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[jagged spruce]

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[carmine cairn]

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[amber ermine]

bb!register

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[real gale]

bb!register

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@real gale, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@remote pumice, @sweet fractal, @carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern, @digital flame, @real gale, @jolly swift, @proud lava, @jagged spruce, @near mortar, @raw moss, and @amber ermine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@proud lava built an arena, and blew the Eater of Worlds to pieces using nothing but a handful of grenades.

@digital flame started riding a Unicorn. @sweet fractal chased @digital flame while knocking two coconut halves together.

@remote pumice searched frantically for a toilet, and finally found one after holding it in for more than an hour. Sweet relief! Then they woke up from their dream. Oh...

@proud lava got caught sneaking out of an airway vent and was promptly ejected out of the airlock. @proud lava died.

Can the writers stop using formatting in their scenes?" @tranquil wyvern begged. Nobody was willing to help them.
@tranquil wyvern spent most of their life savings trying to reforge their Hero Sword, but gave up after getting Broken 463 times in a row.
@tranquil wyvern’s Hero Sword broke, so they decided to make a toilet out of it.
@tranquil wyvern went to a place called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Possibly Northern Ireland Depending on When You Are Reading This.

@jolly swift’s experiments in baking went awry: eldritch gods were awoken, the world’s economy collapsed, and elderly matriarchs were enslaved in service of the cookie.

@amber ermine, @jagged spruce, and @near mortar formed a band, and jammed out together with The Axe, a Magical Harp, and the raw unedited power of vocals. After playing back the recording, they decided humanity would be better off if they disbanded.

@raw moss tamed a Macaw and taught it how to dance to music.

@real gale started making lame jokes and spreading them over the internet for fake internet points.

@carmine cairn wrote a science fiction novel, and vaguely used the term "quantum mechanics" to describe the parts that they didn't actually understand.

@raw moss burned @jagged spruce to a crisp with a Flamethrower because they wouldn't stop making fun of @raw moss for reading books. @jagged spruce died.

@sweet fractal tried making a modpack, but messed up and found themselves inside a beehive in the Jungle Temple inside the Dungeon located within the Corruption on a Floating Island.

@jolly swift opened a book and started recording the events of the battle, including the fact that they had opened a book and started recording the events of the battle.

@near mortar ate too much Grub Soup, and their lifeless body was later discovered slouched over on the toilet. @near mortar died.

@amber ermine tried to sneak around a high-security area while carrying two Target Dummies. However, the dummies were too thick and the sound of them clapping together alerted the guards. @amber ermine died.

@sweet fractal was "erased" after accidentally witnessing one of the Arms Dealer's shadier dealings. @sweet fractal died.

@jolly swift tried to build a bookshelf, but even though it was all made of blocks, the instruction manual was incredibly difficult to understand.

@digital flame tested a rumor that "if you die in the game, you die in real life". They didn't die in real life, but they still died in-game, and the Epic Battle Dryad Bot can't tell the difference. @digital flame died.

@raw moss was briefly jumpscared by @carmine cairn wearing a Creeper costume, but quickly remembered which game they were in.

@jolly swift fired shot after shot from their Pulse Bow, and right as they stopped firing it, their heartbeat's pulse stopped too. @jolly swift died.

@real gale practiced swallowing swords, but eventually tried swallowing a Breaker Blade. @real gale died.

Tired of eating plain toast, @raw moss started trying to extract butter from butterflies.

@tranquil wyvern was so determined to learn how to do a split that they split their body in half using a chainsaw. Well... that's one way to do it! @tranquil wyvern died.

@remote pumice was about to have a wrestling match, but as soon as their opponent stepped into the ring, @remote pumice's ears were blown out by a sudden blast of brass instruments. @remote pumice died.

@raw moss tried to hook onto a Martian Walker to use it as a mount, and was taken for a wild ride before they were eventually thrown off.

@carmine cairn finished reading H.P. Lovecraft's "Call of Cthulhu", and thought Cthulhu would be a great guy to work for.

@raw moss trapped a unicorn and crushed it with a boulder. They claimed that they needed to do it for a "quest".

@carmine cairn was furious at @raw moss for stealing their Fart in a Jar. That fart belonged to @carmine cairn's special someone!

@raw moss was squashed under a house in the aftermath of a tornado. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @real gale
150 points go to 6th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 7th place: @digital flame
100 points go to 8th place: @sweet fractal
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[digital flame]

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[proud lava]

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[raw moss]

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[near mortar]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[jolly swift]

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[fading elbow]

bb!register

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[terse sun]

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[remote pumice]

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[earnest apex]

bb!register

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[gleaming grove]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 12 players remaining.
@proud lava, @tranquil wyvern, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @digital flame, @sweet fractal, @raw moss, @near mortar, @fading elbow, @remote pumice, @terse sun, and @earnest apex
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@near mortar tried hacking into @sweet fractal's computer and succeeded, in a sense. @sweet fractal's computer now has a butcher's knife stuck in it.

A pretty fairy led @proud lava to a chest! They opened it and recieved 6 poisonous darts to the face and a boulder to the noggin. @proud lava died.

@jolly swift hit their head and lost their memories. They couldn't remember who they were, how they had gotten there, or how breathing worked. @jolly swift died.

@terse sun spent their whole fortune on a huge advertising campaign for their mobile game. It backfired and gave them a lot of negative publicity.

@tranquil wyvern thought it would be safe to go AFK near a Sunflower after taking a Calming Potion. Fortunately, they were right.

@digital flame accidentally set their house on fire while cooking bacon in their oven, but stayed inside because it smelled too good in there. @digital flame died.

@near mortar used a Recall Potion while fighting Wall of Flesh. @near mortar died.

@carmine cairn listened to a conversation between the Truffle and the Dryad, but heard nothing. All @carmine cairn saw were little white clouds above their heads with small images in them. Weird.

@earnest apex had @fading elbow lie down in a box, and then sawed the box in half. Unfortunately for @fading elbow, this wasn't a magic show. @fading elbow died.

@sweet fractal found an extremely rare alternate-colored bunny, said to have only a 1/8192 chance of appearing.

@carmine cairn tried to kill @tranquil wyvern by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

@earnest apex went crazy because of all the awful jokes and memes, and had to be put down. @earnest apex died.

@terse sun found a pamphlet while travelling through Terraria and decided to read it. Seems like the cultists are looking for new members....

@sweet fractal found out the secrets of life, the universe, and everything. They were disappointed.

@carmine cairn, @tranquil wyvern and @terse sun played hot potato with a grenade. @terse sun forgot to pass it on. @terse sun died.

@raw moss obtained a legendary gauntlet rumored to have the power to destroy half the universe with a snap of the fingers. Fortunately for half of the universe, @raw moss never learned how to snap their fingers.

@remote pumice used dark magic (and bribery) to spread corruption throughout the world.

A Martian Probe spotted @raw moss, and called out for a Martian invasion. However, no invasion happened, because the Martians thought @raw moss was too boring.

@sweet fractal activated their souped-up Jetpack, and their upper torso blasted off at maximum speed, leaving the rest of their body behind. @sweet fractal died.

@remote pumice attended a Star Wars convention, and was booted out because they wouldn't stop telling people to "live long and prosper".

Instead of spending 6 minutes washing the dishes manually, @tranquil wyvern spent 6 hours failing to automate the process.

@carmine cairn wondered why there was a Nurse in Terraria, but not a Doctor. Then they started wondering if Doctor Bones had a medical license.

@remote pumice told @raw moss to bite the dust. In response, @raw moss took out a Dirt Block and ate it.

@tranquil wyvern drew swords on the ground. @remote pumice started stomping all over them. Furious, @tranquil wyvern picked one up and stabbed @remote pumice with it.. @remote pumice died.

@tranquil wyvern was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @carmine cairn's Star Cannon. @tranquil wyvern died.

@raw moss tried eating a piece of beef jerky that was so tough, they died of exhaustion while chewing it. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @sweet fractal
150 points go to 6th place: @terse sun
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @fading elbow
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @digital flame

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
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[terse sun]

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[raw moss]

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[tranquil wyvern]

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[earnest apex]

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[glacial totem]

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[old hedge]

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[digital flame]

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[remote pumice]

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[worldly temple]

bb!register

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Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @carmine cairn, @digital flame, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @worldly temple, @remote pumice, @old hedge, @terse sun, and @earnest apex
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@earnest apex pickpocketed @terse sun, but for some reason only managed to steal a bunch of sunflowers.

@glacial totem went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @glacial totem decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

@tranquil wyvern descended into the Dungeon only to discover a mysterious dead end. They left, thinking the entire Dungeon forgot to generate.

@digital flame was slowly and insidiously killed by overconfidence while exploring a dark dungeon. @digital flame died.

@glacial totem tripped over their shoelace and fell into the sky. @glacial totem died.

@carmine cairn and @old hedge played a game of chicken, in which they both jumped down a mineshaft and competed to see who would use their Cloud in a Bottle last. In the end, @carmine cairn was the chicken. @old hedge died.

@terse sun was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @terse sun died.

Several players decided to host a Cinco de Mayo celebration! @carmine cairn was the bartender, @remote pumice was the DJ, and @earnest apex was the pinata. @earnest apex died.

@tranquil wyvern was captured by Martians and dissected as part of an Earthling anatomy lab course. @tranquil wyvern died.

@remote pumice was exterminated by a muscular man with a heavy Austrian accent. @remote pumice died.

@worldly temple put on a VR headset, but within a few hours of using it, their brain activity and heartbeat completely stopped. What on earth happened in there? @worldly temple died.

@carmine cairn and the Party Girl were no longer on speaking terms after she found out about @carmine cairn's stash of Happy Grenades that she definitely didn't remember selling.

@raw moss blew @carmine cairn to bits using an exploding bed. @carmine cairn died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @worldly temple
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 7th place: @terse sun
100 points go to 8th place: @old hedge
100 points go to 9th place: @glacial totem
100 points go to 10th place: @digital flame

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

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[digital flame]

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[tranquil wyvern]

bb!register

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[brave shore]

bb!register

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[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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[glacial totem]

bb!register

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[worldly temple]

🅱️🅱️!REGISTER

bb!register

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[next hemlock]

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[remote pumice]

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[silent shore]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@silent shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

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[unreal zinc]

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@unreal zinc, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[digital flame]

bb!register

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@digital flame, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[granite root]

bb!register

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@granite root, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @unreal zinc, @carmine cairn, @digital flame, @next hemlock, @glacial totem, @raw moss, @worldly temple, @remote pumice, @silent shore, @granite root, @long vine, and @brave shore
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@digital flame briefly considered proposing marriage to @worldly temple, but married a bee instead.

@unreal zinc drank a Mining Potion, equipped Mining armor, and used their Shroomite Digging Claw to dig a hellevator. Unfortunately, they dug so fast that they took fall damage upon hitting the bottom. @unreal zinc died.

@tranquil wyvern tried to instigate drama against @next hemlock, but their words couldn't get through their thick skin. @tranquil wyvern used a few Luminite Bullets instead. @next hemlock died.

@silent shore crafted a set of Forbidden armor, but was forbidden from wearing it.

@brave shore wondered why players sink in lava, despite the fact that lava is liquid rock and therefore several times denser than water.

@worldly temple kept insulting the Dye Trader and calling him useless. Eventually the Dye Trader had enough, so he dyed @worldly temple red. @worldly temple died.

@silent shore hooked a Swordfish, and got impaled while trying to reel it in. @silent shore died.

@brave shore tried to hide from a school of sharks, but they had forgotten to take off their Jellyfish Necklace. @brave shore died.

@glacial totem tried to escape the endless torment of battling by starting a boy band.

@granite root panicked during a fight and drank out of the first red-colored potion bottle they could get out of their bag. It wasn't a healing potion. @granite root died.

@tranquil wyvern traveled back in time and accidentally ruined their parents' first date, which caused them to immediately blink out of existence. @tranquil wyvern died.

There once was a @remote pumice who swallowed a fly. They swallowed a spider to catch the fly. They swallowed a bird to catch the spider. They swallowed a cat to catch the bird. They swallowed... oh. It looks like the cat scratched @remote pumice's insides, and all the animals were freed. @remote pumice died.

@digital flame snuck behind a donkey, and spooked it. The donkey didn't like that and immediately kicked them in the face. @digital flame died.

@long vine developed a social networking site called "FaceMonster".

@carmine cairn gave @long vine Turtle armor and Flesh Knuckles, and summoned the Moon Lord. @long vine died.

@raw moss made Wood armor, thinking that it would actually do something.

@glacial totem invented something called "math". Sounds harmless enough.

@glacial totem playfully poked @raw moss and laughed. @raw moss playfully poked them back with a Spear. @glacial totem died.

@raw moss lost too many brain cells while reading some poorly-written fanfiction. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @glacial totem
150 points go to 4th place: @long vine
150 points go to 5th place: @digital flame
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @granite root
100 points go to 9th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 10th place: @silent shore

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[slim gull]

bb!register

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[remote pumice]

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[digital flame]

bb!register

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@digital flame, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

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[glacial totem]

bb!register

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[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

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[earnest apex]

bb!register

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[vast sparrow]

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[abstract thunder]

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[old hedge]

bb!register

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@old hedge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

🅱️🅱️!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

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@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[hybrid ledge]

bb!register

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@hybrid ledge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@vast sparrow, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @hybrid ledge, @long vine, @digital flame, @slim gull, @glacial totem, @abstract thunder, @ionic hawk, @earnest apex, @potent talon, @raw moss, @tight niche, and @old hedge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@long vine forgot their Recall Potions, and their Magic Mirror was too slow for the Dungeon Guardian. @long vine died.

@glacial totem was caught by a giant, and their bones were ground up and turned into bread. @glacial totem died.

The Eater of Worlds doesn't just eat worlds. It also eats careless humans, like @abstract thunder. @abstract thunder died.

@digital flame tried combining some fried chicken with 20 Souls of Flight. It worked, and they took to the skies with their new Fried Chicken Wings.

@tight niche threw a block of cheese at an invading Martian Saucer.

@earnest apex was pleasantly surprised to find a potato in Terraria, buried in the ground. However, upon noticing a blinking red light sticking out of it, they realized it was definitely not from Terraria. @earnest apex died.

@carmine cairn tried to shoot an apple off of @potent talon's head. @carmine cairn's arrow flew straight and true, and the apple was perfectly unharmed. @potent talon died.

@old hedge passed by a restaurant, and heard the screams of vegetables being grated and steamed with no mercy.

@slim gull found a buffalo that couldn't fly because it didn't have wings, and they felt sorry for it.

@hybrid ledge was controlled by a platypus and started showing off their mad DJ-ing skills!

@raw moss gazed at clouds with @digital flame. One cloud looked like a bunny, one looked like a dragon, and one looked like a floating island with treasure on it. But that was just their imagination, probably.

@old hedge forgot to equip their Lucky Horseshoe before going down a Hellevator. @old hedge died.

@carmine cairn threw themselves at the ground, but missed. @carmine cairn unlocked the power of flight!

@tight niche cornered @vast sparrow at the edge of the cliff. Suddenly, @vast sparrow started singing and dancing, and so they both just started singing together and became best friends!

@remote pumice found the Skeleton Merchant and bought a Slap Hand, just to prove how rich they were.

@ionic hawk started getting tired of all the lame Copper Shortsword jokes.

@slim gull used their embezzled funds to shred through @hybrid ledge with a Coin Gun. @hybrid ledge died.

@slim gull crafted @vast sparrow into Flesh Blocks using a Meat Grinder. @vast sparrow died.

@raw moss accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

@carmine cairn claimed to be a real superhero, and immediately was on the run after getting chased by the world's number one villain.

@tight niche tried to high-five @remote pumice, but @remote pumice went for a fist bump. Awkward.

@digital flame sold their soul to the Angler and received 2 Crate Potions in return.

@slim gull declared that 64 was their favorite number. @ionic hawk wasn't exactly impressed, but humored @slim gull by stabbing them 64 times. @slim gull died.

@digital flame rescued @remote pumice from drowning, but in reverse. @remote pumice died.

@ionic hawk constructed an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine in an attempt to kill @carmine cairn by dropping a safe on their head. It almost worked, but @ionic hawk's positioning was a bit off. @ionic hawk died.

@carmine cairn eavesdropped on people's conversations, and learned some things that they probably shouldn't know.

@digital flame knocked on wood. No one was home, so they moved on to the next tree.

@tight niche tried to play a piano, but nothing happened since pianos are merely glorified tables in this world.

@raw moss built an elaborate machine out of Duck Statues, and used it to defeat the Moon Lord.

@carmine cairn accidentally skipped a Legendary reforge on their Terra Blade, and had to go seek grief counseling.

@raw moss called @digital flame a "boomer", which caused them to literally explode. @digital flame died.

@tight niche stuffed 100 fruit snacks in their mouth, and subsequently learned to not do that again because of the danger of choking. Too late. @tight niche died.

@raw moss tried to fight the Moon Lord fair and square. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @digital flame
150 points go to 5th place: @ionic hawk
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @slim gull
100 points go to 8th place: @vast sparrow
100 points go to 9th place: @hybrid ledge
100 points go to 10th place: @old hedge

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[slim gull]

bb!register

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@slim gull, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[old hedge]

bb!register

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@old hedge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[potent talon]

🅱️🅱️!register

[gleaming grove]

@potent talon, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[digital flame]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@digital flame, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[long vine]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[remote pumice]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[sacred grove]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sacred grove, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[near mortar]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[oak temple]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@oak temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[turbid skiff]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@turbid skiff, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[astral glacier]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@astral glacier, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

[true lynx]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@true lynx, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

The fighting has stopped!

There are 15 players remaining.
@astral glacier, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @turbid skiff, @digital flame, @sacred grove, @slim gull, @near mortar, @true lynx, @raw moss, @potent talon, @oak temple, @tight niche, and @old hedge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@long vine tried grabbing a Martian Probe to prevent it from escaping, but instead got dragged into outer space, never to be seen again. @long vine died.

@remote pumice wanted to make dinner, but there was nothing in the fridge.

@old hedge left pieces of Gingerbread Cookie behind them to keep track of where they had been.

@oak temple attempted to use a Rod of Discord, but failed because deep in their heart, they didn't believe that it would work.

@tight niche, @slim gull, and @potent talon worked on a group project, but it looked like @tight niche was doing most of the work.

@digital flame found a Strange Brew and decided that it was too strange to drink.

THIS IS A TEST of the Terrarian Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

@sacred grove found a Shiny Red Balloon, but it popped on a nearby tree branch five seconds after @sacred grove walked out the door.

@sacred grove thought a Umbrella Hat could be used as a substitute for an Umbrella. They were wrong. @sacred grove died.

@true lynx accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

@carmine cairn had a cool idea for a giant flying crab head boss! They submitted the idea to Re-Logic, and it was promptly rejected.

@astral glacier shot @slim gull in the back of the head after reassuring them that they would live peacefully on a farm together and raise rabbits. @slim gull died.

@near mortar picked up puffs of snow, one after another. Then they were attacked by a dog in armor. @near mortar died.

@digital flame thought that @true lynx was a robot, and dumped water over them. Either they were not a robot, or they were a waterproof model.

@potent talon found themselves trapped inside an escape room and got stuck there forever, even though the solution was supposed to be really simple. @potent talon died.

@raw moss was hired as a bodyguard by the Nurse to defend her from the Arms Dealer's unwelcome approaches.

@astral glacier wondered why everyone's birthday was this year... Is it some kind of cosmic coincidence?

@carmine cairn and @tight niche had a very merry unbirthday party together. @turbid skiff found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

@oak temple decided to give up their violent ways and start a pacifist run, which ended almost immediately after they accidentally used their Shield of Cthulhu dash against a squirrel.

@turbid skiff took a wrong turn at an intersection and ended up in a city that was supposed to be full of raccoons, but was actually full of zombies.

@oak temple was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @oak temple died.

@remote pumice was pinged just so the Epic Battle Dryad Bot could show them this :ok_hand: emoji.

@astral glacier looked directly at the sun with heavily polarized sunglasses, and discovered that the sun was actually a giant baby head.

@old hedge tried to answer trivia questions, but failed because they couldn't type at the speed of light.

@raw moss tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

@true lynx had a nice chat with Cthulhu. It looks like the two of them see eye-to-eye.

@tight niche performed an interpretive dance for @digital flame and @astral glacier as a way to gain their trust and friendship.

@turbid skiff had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

@old hedge tasted a single drop of Red Potion, and caught a singular glimpse into the fundamental nature of this universe.

@true lynx joined the general chat channel in the Terraria Discord server, but no one there seemed to know what "Terraria" was.

@carmine cairn wondered why weapons can't be painted.

@remote pumice consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

@raw moss went on a deep-sea fishing trip, but their boat was eaten by Duke Fishron, and they barely managed to escape. @raw moss decided that they were going to need a bigger boat.

@true lynx started checking for hidden cameras. They found one, and another, and another, another. Panic set into @true lynx - were they living in a dystopian reality where they were always being watched? @true lynx then checked the date, and their worst fears were confirmed. The year was 1984.

@carmine cairn overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

@old hedge was in the middle of taking a shower when @digital flame took out their Meteor Staff and turned it into a meteor shower. @old hedge died.

@tight niche found out that they could ward off their enemies with a smelly sock.

@digital flame was humming to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when they were suddenly blown to pieces by @astral glacier's Star Cannon. @digital flame died.

@raw moss overclocked a Spear Trap, creating a surprisingly good mining tool.

@turbid skiff squandered their life savings trying to get an Unreal modifier on a Megashark.

@astral glacier and @true lynx had a very merry unbirthday party together. @tight niche found them, and was invited to join the celebration because it wasn't their birthday that day, either.

@remote pumice discovered the correct way to pronounce "gif". Apparently, it's pronounced "gif".

@raw moss threw a stack of diamonds into lava. Since this was Terraria, nobody cared.

@carmine cairn saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

@turbid skiff drank too many Ironskin Potions and hardened into a metal sculpture. @turbid skiff died.

@remote pumice tried to kill @tight niche by hitting them on the head with a TV, but only ended up giving them a free Video Visage vanity helmet.

@true lynx was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

@carmine cairn fed @raw moss several Ironskin Potions, and used them as a sword to defeat the Destroyer.

@true lynx was in the middle of exploring a giant's castle when they were abruptly squashed by a giant flyswatter. @true lynx died.

@remote pumice went to the bottom of the ocean and equipped an Inner Tube. If the excessive G-force didn't kill them, the vacuum of space certainly did. @remote pumice died.

@carmine cairn climbed a tree without using their arms.

@raw moss walked into a bar. @astral glacier laughed at them for not paying attention to where they were walking.

@tight niche went AFK in their gel farm. @raw moss set fire to it without knowing that they were AFK. @tight niche died.

@astral glacier accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

@astral glacier didn't have a Temple Key, so they decided to Kool-Aid Man their way through the door. Oh, yeahhh! Then they were met with a mob of Lihzahrds. Oh, nooo! @astral glacier died.

@carmine cairn used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @raw moss alive. @raw moss died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @true lynx
100 points go to 7th place: @turbid skiff
100 points go to 8th place: @digital flame
100 points go to 9th place: @old hedge
100 points go to 10th place: @oak temple

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[oak temple]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@oak temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[remote pumice]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[glacial totem]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@glacial totem, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[near mortar]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[remote pumice]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[raw moss]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[old hedge]

bb!Register

[gleaming grove]

@old hedge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[digital flame]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@digital flame, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[turbid skiff]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@turbid skiff, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[tight niche]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

[earnest apex]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@earnest apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[sacred grove]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@sacred grove, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

[carmine cairn]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@carmine cairn, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

[thick steppe]

bb!register

[gleaming grove]

@thick steppe, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

Registration is now closed!

Let the battle begin!

The fighting has begun to die down...

@livid shuttle found a way to manually remove debuffs. They accomplished this by jumping off a cliff. @livid shuttle died.

@turbid skiff grabbed their Web Slinger and leapt from building to building, delivering pizza.

@tight niche accidentally trashed their Last Prism. The Merchant took pity on them, so he gave them a Copper Shortsword for free.

@raw moss learned some "nail arts" from an old master. They gained the ability to create exquisite fingernail art with colored nail polish.

@thick steppe mined for ores. Meanwhile, @remote pumice was intrigued by a nearby Detonator and pressed it out of curiosity, exploding both of them into a fine mist. @thick steppe and @remote pumice died.

@carmine cairn tried to do the sickest backflip in the world but landed on their neck. @carmine cairn died.

@earnest apex and @digital flame got into a wild west shootout. In an incredible stroke of luck, they both fired a shot at the exact same time. @earnest apex and @digital flame died.

The fighting has stopped!

There are 5 players remaining.
@tight niche, @sacred grove, @raw moss, @turbid skiff, and @old hedge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

The fighting begins again!

@sacred grove accidentally dropped their Terra Blade in a puddle of lava. The weapon was perfectly unharmed, so they just scooped it back out.

@tight niche started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @tight niche died.

@raw moss drank a freshly brewed Obsidian Skin Potion, and took a relaxing swim in a pool of lava.

@sacred grove managed to make enough money selling armor to pay for their college tuition.

@sacred grove tried to ask the Moon Lord whether it was true that he was Cthulhu's brother, and that his name was Steve. @sacred grove was rudely interrupted when the Moon Lord vaporized them with its Phantasmal Deathray. @sacred grove died.

@turbid skiff started crying after their pet Bunny fell off a cliff. Then they immediately got a new one.

@turbid skiff fell down some stairs and was lost to the void. @turbid skiff died.

Thanks to @old hedge's quick reflexes, they were able to pull out their Cell Phone right before a fatal swing from @raw moss's Meowmere! Oh, wait, they forgot to charge it. @old hedge died.

The battle is over!

The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @old hedge
250 points go to 3rd place: @turbid skiff
150 points go to 4th place: @sacred grove
150 points go to 5th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 6th place: @digital flame
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @carmine cairn
100 points go to 9th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 10th place: @thick steppe

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

[jagged spruce]

bb!register