#epic-battles | Terraria | Page 1

gleaming groveBOT Oct 15, 2025, 4:36 AM

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@lofty dove got their Platinum Watch mixed up with their Fast Clock and tried to summon the Twins at 6:30 P.M.

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@tight niche wanted to start a band, and recruited @random osprey as their keyboard player. @random osprey showed up to their first practice session with a QWERTY keyboard.

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@lofty dove ate too many beans and embarked on a gas-propelled journey into outer space. @lofty dove died.

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The sun burnt @rose egret into a crisp. They somehow didn't die, but now they have to live out the rest of their life as a crisp.

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@rose egret started a modded playthrough, and was physically flattened by a wall of text after defeating their first boss. @rose egret died.

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@carmine cairn found a Golden Bunny, and hollered at @tight niche to check it out. @tight niche decided that the safest course of action was to blow up the creature with a Holy Hand Grenade.

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@random osprey suddenly exploded for no reason while screaming "OH MY GOD". Immediately after, a divine force caused them to un-explode while screaming "GOD MY OH".

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All that glitters is not gold. @raw moss disproved this by putting gold in all glitter, but before long, they were completely broke.

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@astral glacier trapped @raw moss in a box of Luminite, knowing that they only had copper tools, but was shocked when @raw moss managed to escape regardless.

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No one told @random osprey that you aren't supposed to fly near the Solar Pillar. @random osprey died.

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@carmine cairn saw @tight niche trying to perform a duplication glitch using item frames. @carmine cairn is calling the police!

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@raw moss used the word "whom" in a grammatically appropriate context, and instantly gained several IQ points.

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@carmine cairn found a Slime Staff and now has a slimy new friend!

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@astral glacier poked a voodoo doll out of pure boredom. Shortly afterwards, they heard a completely unrelated scream in the distance.

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The Nurse told @astral glacier they had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Upon hearing that, @astral glacier died.

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@tight niche talked with @carmine cairn about their evil plans while noisily eating a box of fried chicken.

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@carmine cairn boarded a magical school bus and took a field trip to the center of the earth, where they instantly got melted alive. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss thought they could safely walk through a spiky ball after it stopped bouncing. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 5th place: @random osprey
150 points go to 6th place: @rose egret
100 points go to 7th place: @lofty dove
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @chrome steeple
100 points go to 10th place: @unreal moat

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Oct 15, 2025, 4:45 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 15, 2025, 4:45 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Oct 15, 2025, 4:48 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 15, 2025, 4:48 AM

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earnest apex Oct 15, 2025, 4:55 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 15, 2025, 4:55 AM

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gray sky Oct 15, 2025, 5:02 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 15, 2025, 5:02 AM

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modern plover Oct 15, 2025, 5:09 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 15, 2025, 5:09 AM

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scarlet marten Oct 15, 2025, 5:23 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 15, 2025, 5:23 AM

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real gale Oct 15, 2025, 5:26 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 15, 2025, 5:26 AM

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@real gale, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Oct 15, 2025, 5:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 15, 2025, 5:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

fading elbow Oct 15, 2025, 5:32 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 15, 2025, 5:32 AM

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@fading elbow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Oct 15, 2025, 5:45 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 15, 2025, 5:45 AM

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long vine Oct 15, 2025, 5:55 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 15, 2025, 5:55 AM

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earnest apex Oct 15, 2025, 5:57 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 15, 2025, 5:57 AM

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@earnest apex, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

digital flame Oct 15, 2025, 6:19 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 15, 2025, 6:19 AM

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@digital flame, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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@livid shuttle, you are already registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@scarlet marten, @long vine, @brave shore, @fading elbow, @digital flame, @real gale, @livid shuttle, @modern plover, @near mortar, @earnest apex, @raw moss, @tight niche, and @gray sky
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@earnest apex tried to smash a watermelon with a stick while blindfolded, but missed and ended up smashing @long vine's head instead. @long vine died.

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In a bizarre turn of events, @fading elbow was flattened by a road roller. @fading elbow died.

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@modern plover started spamming their autosuggest and ended up wondering how many people are strong enough to be fit in the world and I don't have to have a clue what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with me them and I don't know what to do it with.

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@gray sky used a Laser Drill to literally bore @livid shuttle to death. @livid shuttle died.

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@raw moss, @near mortar, and @digital flame made a temporary truce. None of them sounded very sincere about it.

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@scarlet marten yelled, "Duck!" @modern plover excitedly looked around and said, "Where?" Then their head got blown off by a cannonball. @modern plover died.

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@real gale took a break from the battle to travel to Sweden with the Party Girl.

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@near mortar fired their hook, but was a millisecond too late. @near mortar died.

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@gray sky took an expert Terraria player's advice, and decided to simply not get hit. They used their newfound invincibility to swiftly eliminate @earnest apex. @earnest apex died.

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@gray sky used a Slimy Saddle to bounce on the Eye of Cthulhu over and over, and eventually reached space. Unfortunately, @gray sky didn't have a plan for safely getting back down. @gray sky died.

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@digital flame was digging a hellevator with a Copper Pickaxe, but got blocked by some obsidian. Instead of digging around the obsidian, they just gave up and headed home.

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@raw moss refused to wear clothes because they thought clothes were an alien species in disguise, who were trying to enslave and consume the entire human race.

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@brave shore became temporarily invincible because they had the power of God and anime on their side.

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There was a snake in @brave shore's boot! @brave shore died.

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@real gale decided to try Minecraft after Terraria told them, "Also try Minecraft!" They ended up returning to Terraria after Minecraft told them, "Also try Terraria!"

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@digital flame summoned the Golem at a Lihzahrd Altar, but didn't jump out of the way quickly enough and got flattened. @digital flame died.

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@scarlet marten flossed their teeth with @raw moss's shoelaces.

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Celestial creatures started invading! @tight niche knew they couldn't deal with these creatures, so they just packed up and left.

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@real gale tried to fall asleep by counting sheep, but sheep don't exist in Terraria, so they counted Snow Flinxes instead.

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@scarlet marten claimed that they encountered a huge, vine-covered chest creature while exploring the Jungle. Of course, no one believed them.

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@raw moss fell victim to a scam, receiving a painted silver coin instead of a platinum coin.

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@tight niche will done with grammar and punctuation because grammar was so annoying it makes them failed their English class even though they has perfect spellings and capitalization.

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@real gale gazed into a Magic Mirror at the wrong angle, and only half of them was teleported. @real gale died.

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@raw moss bought a Gatligator and fired it at @tight niche for ten seconds. All of the bullets missed. @raw moss furiously stormed back to look for the Traveling Merchant, but the scoundrel had already left.

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@scarlet marten rearranged some important-looking statues and instigated the apocalypse.

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@scarlet marten started to wonder if their life was just a sequence of random events that have the possibility of killing them.

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@raw moss started screaming a weird war cry. It sounded something like "REEEEEE."

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@tight niche invented a machine that could stop time around them! Except it also stopped time for the air molecules around them, so they were stuck rigidly in place until the effects wore off.

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@scarlet marten damaged their computer screen while trying to kill a stupid gnat that kept buzzing over it.

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@scarlet marten gorged on food from a dodgy-looking buffet bar, and transformed into a pig. Then they were turned into pork ramen. @scarlet marten died.

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@tight niche tried to get in touch with Redigit so they could share their awesome idea for a post-Moon Lord boss.

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@tight niche used the Fandom website instead of wiki.gg, and wasted several hours looking for a weapon that didn't exist.

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@raw moss found a garden alongside a cave at the bottom of the ocean, and was chased away by an octopus.

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@raw moss solved a differential equation by counting on their fingers.

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@tight niche had fun breaking a lake of thin ice by falling on it repeatedly and using a Cloud in a Bottle at the last second.

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@tight niche trapped @raw moss in a maze, but while they were taunting @raw moss, they accidentally revealed the secret way to get out.

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@tight niche combed their hair, but the comb got stuck in their hair and sank deeper and deeper until it was eventually lost forever.

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@raw moss warned @tight niche not to use their Truffle Worm in the ocean. @tight niche trusted them, so they just watched the worm crawl around in their hand.

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@tight niche told bee puns while wearing Bee armor and riding a Bee mount. They were then beeset by a swarm of unbeelievably beelligerent bees. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @scarlet marten
150 points go to 4th place: @real gale
150 points go to 5th place: @digital flame
150 points go to 6th place: @brave shore
100 points go to 7th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @near mortar
100 points go to 10th place: @modern plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

raw moss Oct 15, 2025, 6:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 15, 2025, 6:39 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

digital flame Oct 15, 2025, 6:43 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 15, 2025, 6:43 AM

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@digital flame, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

surreal heron Oct 15, 2025, 6:46 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 15, 2025, 6:46 AM

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@surreal heron, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

nimble escarp Oct 15, 2025, 6:56 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 15, 2025, 6:56 AM

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@nimble escarp, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

earnest apex Oct 15, 2025, 7:01 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 15, 2025, 7:01 AM

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@earnest apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Oct 15, 2025, 7:18 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 15, 2025, 7:18 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

rose egret Oct 15, 2025, 7:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 15, 2025, 7:20 AM

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@rose egret, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

modern plover Oct 15, 2025, 7:21 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 15, 2025, 7:21 AM

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@modern plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

tight niche Oct 15, 2025, 7:30 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 15, 2025, 7:30 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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There are not enough players! A minimum of 10 players are needed to start the battle. We will keep registration open for another hour and then try again.

long vine Oct 15, 2025, 7:31 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 15, 2025, 7:31 AM

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@long vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

brave shore Oct 15, 2025, 7:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 15, 2025, 7:38 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

near mortar Oct 15, 2025, 7:39 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 15, 2025, 7:39 AM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

gray sky Oct 15, 2025, 7:57 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 15, 2025, 7:57 AM

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@gray sky, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

upbeat magnet Oct 15, 2025, 8:02 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 15, 2025, 8:02 AM

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@upbeat magnet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glass vine Oct 15, 2025, 8:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 15, 2025, 8:29 AM

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@glass vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 15 players remaining.
@long vine, @brave shore, @digital flame, @modern plover, @near mortar, @raw moss, @earnest apex, @upbeat magnet, @surreal heron, @nimble escarp, @tight niche, @gray sky, @rose egret, @amber ermine, and @glass vine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@digital flame splashed around in a puddle and giggled while @glass vine observed disapprovingly.

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@earnest apex thought it would be clever to tie a rope to their leg and attach it to the Dungeon entrance so they wouldn't get lost. Unfortunately, a rat chewed through the rope and they got lost anyways.

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@gray sky and @long vine were battling fiercely when a nearby monk said "wololo", causing them to drop their weapons and become best friends.

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@amber ermine found an island populated entirely by bunnies, and decided that they never wanted to leave.

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@digital flame made an imaginary friend! Sadly, it turned out to be a Wraith in disguise. @digital flame died.

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@near mortar was expelled from their friend group because they wouldn't stop playing as annoying characters in fighting games.

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@rose egret pulled out their Chlorophyte Claymore and started madly swinging it at ghosts. It didn't have any effect, so @rose egret pulled out a vacuum instead.

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@surreal heron touched a colorful mushroom and was transported to a fantasy world filled with mushroom-headed people ruled by a magical princess.

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@raw moss watched as their Stardust Cells fought against enemy Star Cells.

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@modern plover realized that the Enchanted Sword and Excalibur should have their names swapped, but was impaled by a hostile Enchanted Sword before they could tell the devs. @modern plover died.

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@nimble escarp watched as a snail crawled in an endless loop.

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@brave shore found a worm crawling around in the rain and tried feeding it with some Worm Food, but nothing happened.

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@tight niche befriended @amber ermine by gifting them a pink cake that they dug out of a trash can.

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@near mortar took out a family photo and started talking about how they couldn't wait to get home. This was an obvious death flag. @near mortar died.

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@nimble escarp tried to stab @earnest apex, but @earnest apex's own Companion Cube beat them to the punch. @earnest apex died.

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@surreal heron went to feed their goldfish, but didn't notice that @brave shore had snuck some Vile Powder into the fish pellets. @surreal heron died.

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@glass vine went mining for iron, but only found some worthless diamonds.

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@raw moss was hit by a spell that caused them to read everything backwards! However, they were relieved to see that the Nurse was still named "Hannah" and the Steampunker was still named "Ada".

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@rose egret searched the Dungeon for books to read, but couldn't find anything written by someone other than H.P. Lovecraft.

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@tight niche accidentally pressed a key between F1 and F12, which obscured their screen with numbers. As they scrambled to figure out which key it was, an Eater of Souls pushed them into a chasm. @tight niche died.

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@gray sky has fallen, and they can't get up. @gray sky died.

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@rose egret received a secret Santa gift! It was from the Demolitionist. @rose egret died.

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@raw moss did some totally sick skateboard tricks. So sick, in fact, that they induced severe illness in @amber ermine, who happened to be watching. @amber ermine died.

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Someone let the dogs out! @glass vine tried to find out who let the dogs out, but they were too slow, and the dogs were hungry. @glass vine died.

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@upbeat magnet took a stroll in the woods, and encountered a slime that the other monsters seemed to be worshipping as their leader.

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@raw moss summoned the Old One's Army while @nimble escarp was building a skybridge, disabling their building abilities and causing them to accidentally walk off the edge. @nimble escarp died.

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@upbeat magnet unlocked the ability to use 100% of their brain! Unfortunately, they quickly learned that this was exactly the same as having a seizure. @upbeat magnet died.

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@brave shore found a mysterious note in a floating island's treasure room. "What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" Puzzled, @brave shore headed to the ceiling of the world to investigate, but it was just as solid as ever.

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@brave shore accepted the fact that they had no free will, and that their actions were completely controlled by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot. Okay, @brave shore, go jump off that cliff. @brave shore died.

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@long vine had a great idea, and vaporized their entire world using the Drill Containment Unit. Then they started to think maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all.

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@raw moss got punched in the face by the Golem. Fortunately, they were wearing the appropriate personal protective equipment.

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@long vine built a panic room and hid inside. Unfortunately, the panic room was underground and large enough for monsters to spawn in. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @brave shore
150 points go to 4th place: @upbeat magnet
150 points go to 5th place: @nimble escarp
150 points go to 6th place: @glass vine
100 points go to 7th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 8th place: @rose egret
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @tight niche

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
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The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

near mortar Oct 15, 2025, 8:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 15, 2025, 8:40 AM

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@near mortar, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

upbeat magnet Oct 15, 2025, 8:46 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 15, 2025, 8:46 AM

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@upbeat magnet, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

amber ermine Oct 15, 2025, 8:46 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 15, 2025, 8:46 AM

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@amber ermine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

glass vine Oct 15, 2025, 8:50 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 15, 2025, 8:50 AM

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@glass vine, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Oct 15, 2025, 8:59 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 15, 2025, 8:59 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

modern plover Oct 15, 2025, 9:00 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 15, 2025, 9:00 AM

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@modern plover, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tranquil wyvern Oct 15, 2025, 9:02 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 15, 2025, 9:02 AM

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@tranquil wyvern, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

dusky elbow Oct 15, 2025, 9:05 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 15, 2025, 9:05 AM

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@dusky elbow, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

copper portal Oct 15, 2025, 9:06 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 15, 2025, 9:06 AM

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@copper portal, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

weary night Oct 15, 2025, 9:19 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 15, 2025, 9:19 AM

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@weary night, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

surreal heron Oct 15, 2025, 9:20 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 15, 2025, 9:20 AM

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@surreal heron, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

tight niche Oct 15, 2025, 9:29 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 15, 2025, 9:29 AM

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@tight niche, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

brave shore Oct 15, 2025, 9:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 15, 2025, 9:30 AM

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@brave shore, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @modern plover, @near mortar, @raw moss, @upbeat magnet, @surreal heron, @copper portal, @tight niche, @weary night, @amber ermine, @dusky elbow, and @glass vine
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@tight niche and @surreal heron ducked into a cave after getting chased by a herd of slimes.

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@modern plover got bored and dug down into the desert, where the sand collapsed on top of them. @modern plover died.

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@near mortar stepped into a mysterious portal and was transported into a strange alternate dimension where everyone spelled "color" in a different way.

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It was getting late and the Traveling Merchant wanted to leave, but couldn't because @upbeat magnet was staring at him intensely while jumping around and catching Fireflies.

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@glass vine saved the world from a meteor by commanding their Stardust Dragon to destroy it.

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@brave shore went to the jungle and found out that hell isn't always hot. Sometimes it's humid and filled with flying stingers.

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@raw moss threw several cans of blue paint into lava to make it look like water, hoping that @near mortar would fall into their trap. It worked, somehow. @near mortar died.

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@surreal heron joined the Old One's Army, in the only way a human could: as a skeleton. @surreal heron died.

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@weary night started remorselessly killing bunnies, but started to feel their sins crawling on their back.

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@tranquil wyvern went out to hunt some wascally wabbits with their Musket.

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@brave shore stole @upbeat magnet's lemons. @upbeat magnet got their revenge by inventing combustible lemons and using them to burn @brave shore's house down.

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@copper portal flirted with the Nurse. The Nurse seemed to be flirting back. Sadly, it turns out that the Nurse was the Moon Lord in disguise, and it proceeded to rip @copper portal's face off with its bare hands. @copper portal died.

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Out of boredom, @dusky elbow used a Gravity Globe to repeatedly flip up and down while spinning around in a swivel chair.

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@tight niche accidentally let a zombie in, but it happily left after @tight niche allowed it to eat the Guide's brains.

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@weary night sacrificed four swords to a Demon Altar hoping to get a Night's Edge. Unfortunately, they used the wrong swords, and the altar exploded. @weary night died.

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@amber ermine constructed a beautiful dwarven fortress, only to realize that they were too tall to enter it.

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@tranquil wyvern spoke softly to @amber ermine while bludgeoning them to death with a big stick. @amber ermine died.

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@dusky elbow put on so many winter coats, the heat and pressure transformed them into a diamond. @dusky elbow died.

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@tight niche zoomed out until they couldn't see anything. Thankfully, nothing bad happened as a result.

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@glass vine heard that you shouldn't dig straight down, so they dug straight up instead. They were met face to face with Silt. @glass vine died.

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@upbeat magnet tried to attack @raw moss by spamming the Rod of Discord at them, thinking it was a weapon. @upbeat magnet died.

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@tranquil wyvern invited @tight niche to play outside with them, but they declined because they wanted to play Terraria. 5 minutes later, @tranquil wyvern was mauled by wolves. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Unfortunately, it was actually a lifeform disintegration rainbow. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss tried farming for a Slime Staff by placing a Slime Statue near a naturally generated trap and jumping on the pressure plate over and over.

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@brave shore opened a weapon shop, selling secondhand weapons salvaged from fallen heroes. Stonks.

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@raw moss begged for money from the Tax Collector, and received one copper coin.

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@brave shore threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava, before realizing that no guide had moved in yet.

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@raw moss brought a Bubble Wand to a tavern, and was beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @brave shore!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @brave shore
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @upbeat magnet
150 points go to 6th place: @glass vine
100 points go to 7th place: @dusky elbow
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @weary night
100 points go to 10th place: @copper portal

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brave shore Oct 15, 2025, 10:30 AM

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proud lava Oct 15, 2025, 11:10 AM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@proud lava, @upbeat magnet, @tight niche, @amber ermine, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @copper portal, @gray sky, @random osprey, @long vine, and @brave shore
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@tight niche tied up @long vine and programmed a machine to slowly cut them in half with a laser. Then they left, expecting @long vine to die. However, @long vine managed to escape from their bonds.

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@proud lava tried dividing by zero, but nothing happened. @amber ermine demonstrated their superior math skills by using a Butcher's Chainsaw to divide @proud lava by two. @proud lava died.

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@remote pumice tried to summon the Golem, but all they had were some cheap triple A batteries.

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@brave shore invented gravity. Now no one has to float around anymore!

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@upbeat magnet's booty was plundered by pirates. @upbeat magnet died.

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@amber ermine decided to count sheep for the rest of their life. They got to around thirty. @amber ermine died.

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@gray sky tried to access cloud storage, but was chased away by a bunch of Angry Nimbuses.

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@raw moss played the violin, but their hands kept shaking, so it sounded like a horror movie soundtrack.

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@tight niche headed underground and caught a Guide Voodoo Fish for the Angler. They couldn't help but wonder what the kid wanted it for.

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@copper portal returned to their house, only to find that @brave shore had built walls around it and filled it with honey.

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@gray sky wrote a weird story called a "fanfiction". Let's not inquire further.

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@raw moss ate a pound of sugar-free gummy bears. Their corpse was found in the center of a smoldering, extremely smelly crater a few hours later. @raw moss died.

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@long vine started making kitchen knives out of various strange materials.

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@remote pumice tried to read a Pirate Map, but it just made a roaring noise and disappeared.

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@copper portal found a tiny man trapped inside their Gravity Globe.

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@copper portal lived a peaceful life and reached a ripe old age. @copper portal died.

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@tight niche ate their vegetables at dinner, and just like their parents said, they gained superpowers.

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@remote pumice swung a Purple Clubberfish at @gray sky, but missed due to a lag spike just before it connected.

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@long vine tried to eat some ice cream, but it melted because they weren't cool enough.

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@brave shore kept talking, but stopped after @random osprey held up their hand. @random osprey demonstrated the power of the Force.

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@remote pumice tried to create a sandbox game which was entirely composed of circles. After a lot of fails, they went back to "square one."

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@tight niche was visited by several friendly giants who claimed that they came from a faraway place called "New York".

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@gray sky was attacked by pirates, but managed to defeat them by pinging the staff and getting them banned one by one.

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After opening a present, @long vine discovered a Dog Whistle! With their newfound companion, they felt ready to take on the rest of the challenges that awaited them.

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@remote pumice drank a Teleportation Potion, but was only teleported ten blocks away.

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@long vine tried to set their spawn point using a Bed, but couldn't because there was a pea somewhere beneath the mattress.

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@tight niche created a beautiful painting and showed it to the Painter, who was mildly impressed.

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@random osprey overheard their Murderous Lucy the Axe plotting to betray them while their back was turned, but managed to solve the problem by reforging her to Lazy.

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@brave shore and @gray sky huddled around @random osprey to see what was inside their treasure bag. They started breathing down @random osprey's neck, making them very uncomfortable.

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@long vine filled in a form to enter a spelling bee, but accidentally misspelled their own name.

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@gray sky had a pie-eating contest against a Mimic. Unfortunately, Mimics don't have eyes, so it couldn't tell that @gray sky wasn't a pie. @gray sky died.

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@remote pumice tricked @random osprey into wearing a Bottomless Water Bucket on their head, and barely managed to escape the resulting flood themselves. @random osprey died.

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@brave shore wrote a poem. "Fireblossom is red, moonglow is blue, I wonder what pressing this button will." That doesn't even rhyme! @brave shore died.

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@remote pumice tried to grapple the Moon and succeeded, which sent it crashing down on them. @remote pumice died.

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@long vine fell asleep while listening to the Merchant's boring stories, and was swiftly butchered by @tight niche. @long vine died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @long vine
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @brave shore
150 points go to 5th place: @random osprey
150 points go to 6th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 7th place: @copper portal
100 points go to 8th place: @raw moss
100 points go to 9th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 10th place: @upbeat magnet

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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amber ermine Oct 15, 2025, 11:50 AM

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copper portal Oct 15, 2025, 11:54 AM

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proud lava Oct 15, 2025, 12:10 PM

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tight niche Oct 15, 2025, 12:27 PM

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copper portal Oct 15, 2025, 12:36 PM

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jolly swift Oct 15, 2025, 12:49 PM

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honest oak Oct 15, 2025, 1:30 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@spark ravine, @honest oak, @remote pumice, @tranquil wyvern, @brave shore, @jolly swift, @proud lava, @near mortar, @copper portal, @tight niche, @gray sky, and @amber ermine
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@brave shore likes trains. Unfortunately, trains are dangerous, and @brave shore probably liked trains a bit too much. @brave shore died.

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@tight niche tried to attack @remote pumice with a Spectre Staff, but the shots homed in on a nearby Wraith instead.

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@gray sky found a big red button that would give them a million dollars, but would also kill a random person somewhere in the world. They pushed the button and got a million dollars. @proud lava died.

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@near mortar was in a pickle. Then they got sliced up and put in a cheeseburger. @near mortar died.

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@jolly swift started approaching the end of the underworld, and the Wall of Flesh was closing in quickly. Fortunately, the scene ended before it caught up to them.

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@gray sky always wanted to be a giraffe, so they tried to make their neck longer. Sadly it didn't go too well, judging by how their head is now rolling on the floor. @gray sky died.

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@amber ermine started doing too well in the Epic Battle, and was blown up by a flying blue turtle shell. @amber ermine died.

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@copper portal played tag with a boulder. The boulder won. @copper portal died.

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@spark ravine was carried away by an army of Cheerios and thrown into a milk volcano. @spark ravine died.

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@honest oak wondered what would happen if they threw a Guide Voodoo Doll into lava on the surface. Guide died. Oh.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to kill @jolly swift with a Nebula Arcanum, forgetting that it doesn't follow players.

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@tight niche found a Crawdad, but it left to get some milk and didn't come back.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally mounted their Pogo Stick while exploring the Lihzahrd temple, and impaled themselves on a Jungle Spike on the ceiling. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@remote pumice paid the Goblin Tinkerer a total of one platinum and ended up with a Lethargic Candy Corn Rifle.

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@honest oak sealed themselves in stone, and wisely remembered to leave at least one breathing hole.

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@jolly swift decided to pull an all-nighter. Not because they wanted to, but because they didn't know you could sleep in Terraria.

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@jolly swift got mad at @gleaming grove for pinging them for no reason. Don't worry, @jolly swift, you won't get pinged again until the battle is over. @jolly swift died.

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@honest oak tried to destroy @tight niche by dividing them by zero, but math doesn't work that way.

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@remote pumice was running from a boulder when they accidentally stepped on another pressure plate, which dropped a boulder right in front of them. @remote pumice died.

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@honest oak ate five dozen eggs and became roughly the size of a barge.

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@tight niche put two Truffle Worms in a terrarium and let them reproduce, breaking a handful of game mechanics.

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While examining a strange emblem, @honest oak accidentally summoned Moon Lord, who slapped them. @honest oak died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @honest oak
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 7th place: @copper portal
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @gray sky
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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remote pumice Oct 15, 2025, 1:39 PM

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amber ermine Oct 15, 2025, 1:42 PM

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jolly swift Oct 15, 2025, 2:00 PM

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near mortar Oct 15, 2025, 2:06 PM

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tight niche Oct 15, 2025, 2:27 PM

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sacred grove Oct 15, 2025, 3:15 PM

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thick steppe Oct 15, 2025, 3:20 PM

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terse sun Oct 15, 2025, 3:24 PM

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There are 12 players remaining.
@terse sun, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @long vine, @tranquil wyvern, @sacred grove, @jolly swift, @thick steppe, @near mortar, @hard scaffold, @tight niche, and @amber ermine
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@terse sun tried to strike @amber ermine down, but @amber ermine instead became more powerful than @terse sun could possibly imagine.

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@jolly swift discovered that an Autohammer could be used to turn platinum coins into platinum bars. They somewhat regretted making this discovery.

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@long vine consulted the hive mind to ask what gear they should use against the Wall of Flesh. The hive mind recommended using bee weapons with the Hive Pack, because of course it would.

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@remote pumice found a strange letter in their mailbox with an unfamiliar-looking wax seal, and threw it away because it was probably junk mail.

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@near mortar watched a cool show about pixelated people battling each other.

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@long vine was teleported to Minecraft and died of hunger. @long vine died.

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@carmine cairn started chugging Ale and showed no signs of stopping.

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@thick steppe went on a slime killing spree, but realized too late that it was Halloween, and all the "slimes" were bunnies in disguise.

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@sacred grove was lasered to death by a psychic carrot. @sacred grove died.

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@tight niche contemplated a life in which they were unable to die.

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@near mortar tried to fly, but forgot that their wings were in the vanity slot. @near mortar died.

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@amber ermine took aim at @terse sun from the shadows, but was interrupted by two unskippable ads, both of which were 15 seconds long.

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@remote pumice and @jolly swift were bored, so they took out a deck of cards. @remote pumice played solitaire. @jolly swift stood behind them and watched.

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@hard scaffold drank an Obsidian Skin Potion, and dove into lava for a nice warm swim. Wait... upon further inspection, that was a Calming Potion. @hard scaffold died.

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@thick steppe spent some time watching a Zombie kick its own head around.

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@amber ermine started drinking too many potions and eating too much food, and their unhealthy lifestyle eventually caught up to them. @amber ermine died.

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@thick steppe was searching for buried treasure in the wilderness when they were suddenly frozen with ice magic and stabbed to death by a team of 20 people who wanted their spade. @thick steppe died.

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@remote pumice was hired as a bouncer, but got fired on the spot after they showed up wearing an outfit made of Silly Balloons.

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@terse sun made a joke so good that they started laughing uncontrollably at their own joke and couldn't breathe. @terse sun died.

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After an intense fight, @carmine cairn was beaten by @tight niche in a duel. Instead of simply finishing their opponent, @tight niche told them to train for another hundred years to defeat them.

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@jolly swift hid in a grave. They looked exactly like a corpse. They even turned pale and stopped their breathing and heartbeat, too. What a talented actor! @jolly swift died.

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@tight niche covered their room in Arcane Rune Walls hoping it would increase their magical powers. But all it gave them was a headache.

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@carmine cairn practiced spelling "Fetid Baghnakhs".

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@tranquil wyvern offered to add a gold trim to @remote pumice's armour, but it was a scam and they ended up stealing it.

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While riding on minecart rails, @remote pumice accelerated to the point of creating a singularity. @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche crafted a Mechanical Eye to replace one of their eyes, but two giant eyeballs ended up replacing @tight niche's entire body.

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@carmine cairn and @tranquil wyvern had a petty dispute, in which they stole each other's cake and planted thorny bushes in front of each other's houses.

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@tranquil wyvern entered a boxing tournament. They did pretty well until the final match, where they got their face rearranged by a bald, dark-skinned man named Matt. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn gave @tight niche a Present and was surprised with an Ugly Sweater. @tight niche gave @carmine cairn a "present" and was surprised by a swarm of Zombie Elves and Elf Archers. @carmine cairn died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 6th place: @terse sun
100 points go to 7th place: @thick steppe
100 points go to 8th place: @amber ermine
100 points go to 9th place: @hard scaffold
100 points go to 10th place: @near mortar

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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rose egret Oct 15, 2025, 3:40 PM

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glacial totem Oct 15, 2025, 3:40 PM

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remote pumice Oct 15, 2025, 3:42 PM

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jolly swift Oct 15, 2025, 4:02 PM

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whole basalt Oct 15, 2025, 4:06 PM

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copper portal Oct 15, 2025, 4:12 PM

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earnest apex Oct 15, 2025, 4:13 PM

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glacial totem Oct 15, 2025, 4:14 PM

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subtle gorge Oct 15, 2025, 4:19 PM

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steel sentinel Oct 15, 2025, 4:24 PM

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tight niche Oct 15, 2025, 4:27 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 15, 2025, 4:30 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @thick berry, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @jolly swift, @carmine cairn, @glacial totem, @whole basalt, @remote pumice, @copper portal, @rose egret, @earnest apex, and @subtle gorge
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@whole basalt and @earnest apex had a friendly competition over who could blow the most bubbles.

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@thick berry found a pink wig and a pair of scissors stuck in a spider web, and wondered who they belonged to.

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@tranquil wyvern found Excalibur stuck in a stone. They attempted to pull it out, but to their surprise, the handle broke off.

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@subtle gorge claimed that they could fly just by using Lava Buckets, Obsidian Skin Potions, and a Flipper. @glacial totem was morbidly interested.

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Oh? Instead of running away, @rose egret is approaching @jolly swift!

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@copper portal was dying of hunger on The Constant seed, but they were saved when they slipped and fell, and a shawarma with extra tahini, apple slice, and 3 liters of water fell into their mouth.

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@carmine cairn modified @glacial totem's Rocket Boots, giving them infinite flight time and removing the "off" switch. @glacial totem was never seen again. @glacial totem died.

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Ocram is now available on the PC version of Terraria! @tight niche excitedly headed down to fight Ocram in hell, only to discover that it had become a frozen wasteland.

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@remote pumice started slurping a noodle, but the other end was nowhere in sight. To this day, it is said that @remote pumice is still slurping that noodle.

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@whole basalt played dead to survive the war, but they did their job a little bit too well. @whole basalt died.

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@rose egret tried to swing an epic flail, but their arms were too frail and they epically failed. @rose egret died.

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@earnest apex baked a strawberry cake and shared it with the Stylist, but they had accidentally used red hair dye instead of food dye. The Stylist and @earnest apex died.

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@remote pumice wasn't taking any chances, and descended their hellevator without letting go of their Umbrella. On the way down, they grew a majestic beard.

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@steel sentinel returned home after spending an enjoyable holiday break within the deepest pits of hell.

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@jolly swift made a building for the Party Girl Events, but it disappeared before they could screenshot it.

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@copper portal was crushed to death by a building as it came to life and started singing. @copper portal died.

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@thick berry was stomped on by a stegosaurus. @thick berry died.

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@subtle gorge challenged the Golem to a fistfight, neglecting to consider that Golem's fists are more than twice their size. @subtle gorge died.

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@steel sentinel pumped @remote pumice full of lead. No one was hurt, but @remote pumice's inventory was filled with Lead Ore.

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@tranquil wyvern used the Rod of Discord over and over until they suddenly didn't feel so good. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@tight niche was shipwrecked, but managed to survive by copying the Angler and floating on the water while sleeping.

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@tight niche made a box of Lihzahrd Bricks around the spawn point. @remote pumice joined but was completely unable to do anything, including eating or drinking. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn tried to chop wood with various weapons, and discovered that the Terra Blade doesn't work, but a Gibson Flying V guitar does.

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@jolly swift was trapped in a localized region where time had stopped. However, they managed to escape by taking sleeping pills.

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@tight niche found a huge skipping stone and decided to shoot for a world record! Unfortunately, the stone only skipped a few times before it was stopped by the forehead of @jolly swift, who was out swimming that day. @jolly swift died.

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@steel sentinel and @carmine cairn played a fun game in which they guessed how they would eventually die. If only they knew.

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@tight niche ate several plates of shark sashimi and got a bad case of mercury poisoning. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn tried to tame a pack of wolves by feeding them with bones. Unfortunately, the wolves didn't want bones; they wanted meat. @carmine cairn died.

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @carmine cairn
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @jolly swift
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @subtle gorge
100 points go to 8th place: @thick berry
100 points go to 9th place: @copper portal
100 points go to 10th place: @earnest apex

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@steel sentinel, @astral glacier, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @hybrid ledge, @tranquil wyvern, @red canopy, @jolly swift, @glacial totem, @subtle gorge, @earnest apex, @mystic mesa, @copper portal, @tight niche, @peak yoke, and @amber ermine
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@astral glacier desperately tried to kill a Prismatic Lacewing but they couldn't because they had a Guide to Critter Companionship in their inventory.

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@glacial totem overworked themselves attempting to get Supreme Helper Minion and passed out. As they awakened, they realized that they were in a cart with their hands bound, and heard someone say: "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

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@steel sentinel sent their Flare Gun to the moon in the hopes that it would turn into a Lunar Flare Gun.

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@earnest apex wanted larger biceps, but muscle training didn't work, so they used Photoshop.

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@carmine cairn used a huge magnifying glass to turn the sun into a deadly laser and fry @red canopy alive. @red canopy died.

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@amber ermine tried hunting butterflies with a Sniper Rifle.

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@earnest apex pointed a Shotgun at @subtle gorge and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Confused, @earnest apex looked into the barrel and pulled the trigger again. @earnest apex died.

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@mystic mesa tried to cheat and change their world to Christmas time, but ended up stuck in a time loop for all of eternity. We'll assume @mystic mesa died.

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@copper portal couldn't afford the Monk's Bushy Brow Bald Cap, so they used a Black Marker to draw one on instead.

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@jolly swift messed up while trying to type "/i terra blade 1 legendary" and ended up with terrible chronic pain in one leg. Also, they became allergic to dairy.

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@tranquil wyvern was fired from their job after the manager caught them with their hands in the cookie jar and their feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.

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@peak yoke fell off the playground monkey bars and got eaten by a hot lava monster. @peak yoke died.

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@amber ermine ate so many cookies that they managed to create a hellevator without using a pickaxe.

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@amber ermine was attacked by a goblin army, and couldn't fend them off because they partied too hard the previous night. @amber ermine died.

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@copper portal burst with happiness, quite literally. @copper portal died.

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@carmine cairn stood between the cultists as they worshipped the Mysterious Tablet so it would look like the cultists were worshipping them. Nothing special happened, but @carmine cairn's ego received a small boost.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to talk to the Witch Doctor but both of them just sat awkwardly for 10 minutes.

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@jolly swift was dismayed to discover that there was no toilet paper in the toilet paper holder.

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@astral glacier used a Sandgun to shoot sand right back at some Antlions.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Martians are mean, @steel sentinel is now goo. @steel sentinel died.

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@glacial totem was exploring the dungeon when they found the Mechanic, Goblin Tinkerer, and Wizard all tied up in the same place. It looked like they were having fun, so @glacial totem let them be.

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@hybrid ledge equipped Wooden armor in their vanity slots to lure @jolly swift into approaching. @hybrid ledge then activated their Vortex armor and dispatched @jolly swift with two Sniper Rifle shots. @jolly swift died.

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@hybrid ledge comforted a Face Monster, telling it that it was beautiful on the inside and that it should love itself for who it truly is.

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@subtle gorge wondered which was more complicated: the crafting tree of the Zenith, or Imperial units?

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@remote pumice threw @carmine cairn into lava to try to summon the Wall of Flesh. This made @remote pumice a terrible person, but not terrible enough, apparently. @carmine cairn died.

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@glacial totem picked a flower and plucked the petals off one by one while muttering something.

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@tight niche opened a shop selling Psycho Knives, but was unable to make a profit because each of their customers vanished as soon as they picked up a knife.

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@astral glacier spent the entire day standing in front of a bank booth, cutting logs into unstrung longbows.

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@remote pumice saw a stick of dynamite on the ground and naively tried to pick it up. @remote pumice died.

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@subtle gorge wrote @tranquil wyvern's name in a suspicious-looking notebook. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@subtle gorge started mining some quartz, but it came to life, got angry, and destroyed them in a trivia battle. @subtle gorge died.

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@hybrid ledge challenged the Eater of Worlds to an eating contest. They lost, in more ways than one. @hybrid ledge died.

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@astral glacier spent too much time in the bathtub and got turned into a raisin. @astral glacier died.

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@tight niche stepped onto a "fall trap" and got dunked into a vat of boiling hot pumpkin spice latte. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @glacial totem!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @glacial totem
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @astral glacier
150 points go to 4th place: @hybrid ledge
150 points go to 5th place: @subtle gorge
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 8th place: @carmine cairn
100 points go to 9th place: @jolly swift
100 points go to 10th place: @steel sentinel

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@hybrid ledge wanted their dyslexia to be cursed, but the Dog of Terrain said "no".

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@copper portal tried to defeat the Old One's Army, but accidentally unleashed it upon the rest of the world. Oops.

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@steel sentinel and @proud lava started arguing over who would ride shotgun. The conflict was settled after @steel sentinel took out their actual shotgun. @proud lava died.

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@digital flame saw a bright light in the distance. Could that be what they had been looking for all along? No, it was an Undead Miner.

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@mystic mesa was driving towards the battle when their car suddenly transformed into a humanoid robot while they were still inside. @mystic mesa died.

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@copper portal got a haircut from the Stylist during a Blood Moon, but didn't leave a tip. @copper portal died.

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@amber ermine played rock-paper-scissors with @astral glacier. @amber ermine played paper. @astral glacier played meteor. Meteors are a type of rock, so even though @amber ermine was flattened by the meteor, they technically won. @amber ermine died.

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@carmine cairn developed an unhealthy obsession with something called "Annie May". Who is Annie and what may she do?

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Within the deepest depths of the Dungeon, @remote pumice randomly found a baby cradle that contained a fancy pair of rainbow-coloured boots.

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@glacial totem summoned Plantera, but got distracted by Plantera's awesome battle theme and was quickly devoured. @glacial totem died.

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@tranquil wyvern wrote a grant proposal to secure funding for their cutting-edge biotechnology research. However, they lost to a baking soda volcano.

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@hybrid ledge was enticed with some nice rice, only to be sliced and diced by several mice. @hybrid ledge died.

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@steel sentinel rolled a natural 1 fifteen times in a row while fighting a squirrel in a game of D&D. @steel sentinel's D&D character died. Let's hope they have better luck in the actual battle...

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@carmine cairn constructed an igloo out of ice blocks and glue.

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@remote pumice kissed a zombie, for no reason other than the fact that "kiss a zombie" was on their bucket list.

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@digital flame tried to farm Meteor Heads for items. They must not have read the update notes.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally added a weird chemical to their cauldron of sugar, spice, and everything nice. It turned into a mass of thick, smelly sludge that had to be thrown out.

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@spark ravine wanted to jump as high as possible with their Bundle of Balloons, but forgot to bring a Lucky Horseshoe. @spark ravine died.

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@digital flame threw a snowball at @raw moss. To counter this, @raw moss threw ten tons of snow on top of them with a bulldozer. @digital flame died.

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@carmine cairn smashed their Piggy Bank with a hammer, when they could have just right-clicked it and saved themselves 1 gold.

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@steel sentinel wondered what Obama's last name is.

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@tranquil wyvern drank a few mugs of Ale and forgot how to walk.

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@astral glacier invented a new weapon called the Lihzahrdian Chlorophyte Baghnakhs of Cthulhu. All of the trivia participants trembled in fear.

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@remote pumice took a nap on the beach and was swept out to sea. They were fortunately reeled in by the Angler, who looked disappointed that he hadn't caught a cool fish.

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Look in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! It was actually @tranquil wyvern flying through the air, propelled by a Fart in a Jar.

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@tight niche's pet rock was tragically killed by an arrow. @tight niche sobbed while holding its lifeless body.

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@remote pumice fought Skeletron in Expert mode and mistakenly let their guard down after destroying both of its hands.

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@raw moss found a way to cast hundreds of fishing lines from one fishing rod, and singlehandedly drove several fish species to extinction.

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@astral glacier mistranslated their game and ended up wielding "The Legend of Sheep on Earth".

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@tranquil wyvern stopped responding, and was killed by the Task Manager. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@astral glacier wore a Pumpkin Moon Medallion around their neck. It was very fashionable, at least until 7:30 PM. @astral glacier died.

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@carmine cairn tried singing opera, but kept getting interrupted by an annoying squirrel who wouldn't stop throwing rolls of toilet paper into @carmine cairn's mouth.

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@remote pumice's weapons were getting dirty, so they decided to wash them in the dishwasher. Their Tin Shortsword was nice and clean, but their Rich Mahogany Bow's string broke, and their Wand of Sparking cracked into too many pieces to count.

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@tight niche tried to become a stylist. After several clients got their ears cut off, @tight niche quickly abandoned their line of work and fled the country.

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@remote pumice walked straight into the ocean, and forgot to look at their breath meter. @remote pumice died.

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@steel sentinel got ready to fight all the mechanical bosses at once, hoping the game would reward them in some way for their achievement.

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@tight niche forgot the passcode to their Cell Phone and couldn't teleport home in time. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss tried to make Sashimi, but ended up burning an entire forest down.

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@steel sentinel managed to break through the fourth wall and started trying to kill the writers to ensure that they wouldn't die in a scene. Hah, as if that coulddddddddd

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@carmine cairn found a giant cucumber and tried to wield it as a weapon, but gave up because it was too cumbersome.

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@steel sentinel fell asleep in a metronome factory and when they woke up they had completely lost their sense of rhythm.

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@raw moss got lost while on a walk and ended up on another continent.

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If peanut oil comes from peanuts and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? @raw moss thought they knew the answer and tried to start a baby oil factory, but they were stopped by the International Police.

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@carmine cairn had a quick Terraria session, and before they knew it, it was 3:28 A.M.

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@carmine cairn was feeling cold, so they warmed up with a nice, hot cup of lava. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss was cut to ribbons while trying to get their Nintendo Switch back from a bunch of werewolves. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @astral glacier
100 points go to 7th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 8th place: @digital flame
100 points go to 9th place: @spark ravine
100 points go to 10th place: @hybrid ledge

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @tight niche, @glass vine, @carmine cairn, @grand bramble, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @hybrid ledge, @earnest apex, and @subtle gorge
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The Headless Horseman wanted to experience the feeling of having a head, so they borrowed @glass vine's. @glass vine died.

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@remote pumice and @grand bramble engaged in the most intense form of battle: a staring contest. In the end, @grand bramble blinked and was so crushed by their defeat that somehow, @grand bramble died.

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@raw moss was supposed to die here, but whoever was responsible for adding this scene sent it with the last letter missing. @raw moss die

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@earnest apex was struck by a falling star. Such incredible luck! @earnest apex died.

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@hybrid ledge shot their Pulse Bow at the ceiling. It bounced off the ceiling, hitting the wall, then a pot, then @hybrid ledge's head. @hybrid ledge died.

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@carmine cairn tried very hard to summon the ultimate boss: the Moon Lord's legs. Maybe they'll succeed someday.

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@subtle gorge spun in a chair without a loose axle, and attained escape velocity. Legends say @subtle gorge still roams interstellar space. Science... says otherwise. @subtle gorge died.

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@remote pumice chased @tranquil wyvern with their Candy Cane Sword. @tranquil wyvern tried to run away, but they bumped into a Giant Bat, got Confused, and ran right towards @remote pumice. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@remote pumice thought it would be funny to put a fish in the Nurse's dresser. The Nurse thought it would be funny to replace all of @remote pumice's potions with Red Potions. @remote pumice died.

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@carmine cairn aimed a spinning toy at @tight niche, and let it rip! It bounced off their foot harmlessly.

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@tight niche forgot to feed their pet Zombie. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn had an idea on how to defeat Moon Lord! Unfortunately, the lightbulb that appeared above their head popped, sending glass shards into @carmine cairn's skull. @carmine cairn died.

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@steel sentinel was testing out their new Ballista Staff, but while holding it, they accidentally right-clicked on their own head. @steel sentinel died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @steel sentinel
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @tranquil wyvern
100 points go to 7th place: @subtle gorge
100 points go to 8th place: @hybrid ledge
100 points go to 9th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 10th place: @grand bramble

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @steel sentinel, @mystic mesa, @tight niche, @frozen prairie, @carmine cairn, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @earnest apex, and @granite root
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The fighting begins again!

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@remote pumice couldn't handle it anymore. They just need to... almost... so close... perfect! All the books in the Dungeon are now vertical.

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@carmine cairn tried to sing at the same pitch as Freddie Mercury and ended up shattering all the windows.

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Everyone seemed to be talking about a person named "Joe". @mystic mesa wondered who that was, but something told them that it would be a bad idea to ask.

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@mystic mesa fought an unknown anomaly, but as soon as they struck their sword inside it, they mysteriously disappeared. Must be some sort of a glitch. @mystic mesa died.

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@tranquil wyvern got mind-controlled by a rat and forced to work at a restaurant.

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@granite root recalled their middle school days, and was overwhelmed with pain.

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@tight niche put a ribbon on their pet's head to make it look cuter. It still looked like a tarantula, though.

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@frozen prairie drank a flask of poison, and was fatally poisoned because capitalization matters. @frozen prairie died.

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@steel sentinel was mining in the jungle and came across a Lihzahrd Temple, but the door was locked. They considered glitching their way inside, but didn't want to get arrested.

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@earnest apex tried to receive payment from the Tax Collector, who turned out to be a murderous @tranquil wyvern in disguise. @earnest apex died.

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@remote pumice tried to assassinate @granite root, but was arrested before they could succeed and sentenced to two days in the Dungeon.

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A strange device attached itself to @granite root's wrist and turned them into an alien before their very eyes! Namely, a species of alien slime mold with a lifespan of ten Earth days. @granite root died.

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@remote pumice was vehicularly manslaughtered by @raw moss's minecart. @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche complained to @tranquil wyvern that they didn't get any pickles on the burger that they ordered.

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@raw moss broke the laws of physics and teleported using Google Maps.

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@tranquil wyvern was on their way to SawCon, but they were ambushed and killed by a bunch of Mind Goblins. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@carmine cairn swung a Influx Waver at @raw moss and missed. However, @raw moss acted as if they had been hit anyway, which caused @carmine cairn to receive a yellow card.

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After partying all night, @tight niche was shot by @steel sentinel in a swimming pool. @tight niche died.

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@carmine cairn was eaten by a tree. @carmine cairn died.

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@raw moss walked into a pool of lava, but forgot to equip their Lava Charm. Fortunately for them, they pressed "B" and consumed an Obsidian Skin Potion, as well as a few other buffs. Unfortunately, when they went to fight the Wall of Flesh, they died due to their lack of buffs. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @steel sentinel!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @steel sentinel
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 4th place: @tight niche
150 points go to 5th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 6th place: @remote pumice
100 points go to 7th place: @granite root
100 points go to 8th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 9th place: @frozen prairie
100 points go to 10th place: @mystic mesa

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Oct 15, 2025, 8:37 PM

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remote pumice Oct 15, 2025, 8:39 PM

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long vine Oct 15, 2025, 8:53 PM

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brave shore Oct 15, 2025, 9:21 PM

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modern plover Oct 15, 2025, 9:22 PM

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honest oak Oct 15, 2025, 9:25 PM

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digital flame Oct 15, 2025, 9:26 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 15, 2025, 9:28 PM

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tight niche Oct 15, 2025, 9:29 PM

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There are 13 players remaining.
@honest oak, @remote pumice, @carmine cairn, @frozen prairie, @long vine, @brave shore, @gentle echo, @digital flame, @modern plover, @ionic hawk, @earnest apex, @raw moss, and @tight niche
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@frozen prairie carelessly floated off into space, becoming Wyvern food. @frozen prairie died.

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@modern plover found a cool plush doll that looked just like the Clothier. @modern plover pinned the doll to the wall, but the Clothier started screaming in pain, and no one knew why.

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@raw moss was playing in a rye field and almost fell off a cliff, but luckily @earnest apex caught them in time.

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@ionic hawk entered a rebel phase and dyed their hair with Pink Gel Dye. It probably won't come off, but it looked cool, so whatever.

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@long vine set up a school for Terrarians who wanted to study during the war.

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@tight niche ripped @brave shore's skull out of their head, and examined it while delivering a contemplative monologue. Alas, poor @brave shore. @brave shore died.

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@remote pumice brought a blanket into battle to help them feel more secure.

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@gentle echo flossed their teeth. Afterwards, they didn't want to waste the floss, so they used it to decapitate @modern plover. @modern plover died.

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@earnest apex was sliced and diced by a rogue ceiling fan. @earnest apex died.

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@digital flame was juggling chainsaws when they were distracted by a cute bunny. @digital flame died.

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@remote pumice hatched a plan to take over the entire Tri-state area, but was thwarted by a potted plant.

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@long vine walked around the shore trying to salvage items from wrecked ships, but only managed to find a slightly sticky bottle of motion sickness pills.

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@ionic hawk asks why these scenes never appear in the present te- @ionic hawk died.

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@gentle echo thought it would be funny to fight Mourning Wood with their Golden Shower. They ended up dying due to their lack of DPS. @gentle echo died.

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@tight niche and @raw moss were turned into stone statues by Medusa. Don't worry, they got better eventually.

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@remote pumice captured a Green Jellyfish, and discovered a substance in its cells that could be useful for future science experiments.

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@honest oak tried to defend their house from zombies by planting a garden in their front yard and hoping that the plants would fight them off. Obviously this didn't work, and the zombies ate @honest oak's brains. @honest oak died.

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@raw moss took on a job as a garbage man, and found it to be a surprisingly well-paying and respectable job.

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@tight niche finally crafted a Cell Phone! Unfortunately, they had no friends to call, so all they received were spam calls.

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@remote pumice went skydiving and landed on a very pointy pine tree. @remote pumice died.

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@long vine screamed, "It's a bird!" It was actually a bird. Good job!

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@raw moss's connection was lost. Please wait - attempting to reestablish... @raw moss died.

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@tight niche theorized that world borders were just a magic spell that a lizard god was using to keep everyone trapped inside.

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@long vine found a lost wallet on the ground. They thought about returning it, but the owner was probably dead already, so they kept it.

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@tight niche accidentally spilled a glass of milk and started sobbing uncontrollably.

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@carmine cairn and @long vine were about to face off, but @carmine cairn had to run off to the restroom first.

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@long vine drank too much Ale and flirted with a Zombie. @long vine died.

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@tight niche stepped on a Pressure Plate while exploring the Lihzahrd Temple and was burnt to a crisp. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @long vine
150 points go to 4th place: @raw moss
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @honest oak
100 points go to 7th place: @gentle echo
100 points go to 8th place: @ionic hawk
100 points go to 9th place: @digital flame
100 points go to 10th place: @earnest apex

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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grand bramble Oct 15, 2025, 9:43 PM

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raw moss Oct 15, 2025, 9:57 PM

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glass vine Oct 15, 2025, 10:19 PM

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long vine Oct 15, 2025, 10:21 PM

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worldly temple Oct 15, 2025, 10:25 PM

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tight niche Oct 15, 2025, 10:27 PM

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abstract thunder Oct 15, 2025, 10:28 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 15, 2025, 10:28 PM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@tight niche, @glass vine, @carmine cairn, @grand bramble, @raw moss, @worldly temple, @remote pumice, @old hedge, @long vine, and @abstract thunder
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The fighting begins again!

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@glass vine started arguing with people who were calling Terraria "2D Minecraft".

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@grand bramble was abducted by Martians, and woke up at home with no memory of what happened. Everything seemed normal at first, until @grand bramble suddenly realized that their basketball skills were gone!

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@tight niche gave a hug to @raw moss and almost choked them to death!

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@abstract thunder got quantum-entangled with @old hedge, and used this opportunity to force @old hedge to pick their own nose.

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@long vine heard heavy breathing behind them and whirled around, ready for a fight! But it was just @worldly temple, who had a cold and really needed a tissue.

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@glass vine tried using a Meteor Staff, but accidentally dropped a meteor on their own head. @glass vine died.

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@grand bramble neglected to read the fine print on a user agreement and ended up losing their soul. @grand bramble died.

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@old hedge's neck was snapped by an Angel Statue. @old hedge died.

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@long vine blazed it a little too hard and got sliced up by a Blazing Wheel. @long vine died.

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@abstract thunder got a dartboard pattern tattooed on the back of their head. @remote pumice got a Dart Rifle from a Corrupt Mimic and started looking for something to test it on. @abstract thunder died.

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@remote pumice tried to fight the Golem with a Dart Pistol, but thanks to @carmine cairn's tampering, they were only able to fire foam darts. It wasn't long before they got stepped on. @remote pumice died.

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@worldly temple got hit by a dodgeball at the speed of light. @worldly temple died.

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@raw moss brought all of their buffs, but forgot to bring weapons. They couldn't really threaten anyone, but they couldn't really die either.

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@carmine cairn started scrolling through the list of online members to see who had the silliest username.

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@tight niche received a Rod of Discord from the first Chaos Elemental they killed, and was burned at the stake for witchcraft. @tight niche died.

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@raw moss found acidic slimes raining all over their base, but thankfully they were able to react quickly and neutralize the threat.

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@carmine cairn's barbeque grill wasn't hot enough to work with so they decided to flirt with it. How bbqute.

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@raw moss pricked their finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @carmine cairn!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @carmine cairn
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @tight niche
150 points go to 4th place: @worldly temple
150 points go to 5th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 6th place: @abstract thunder
100 points go to 7th place: @long vine
100 points go to 8th place: @old hedge
100 points go to 9th place: @grand bramble
100 points go to 10th place: @glass vine

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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modern plover Oct 15, 2025, 10:41 PM

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long vine Oct 15, 2025, 10:43 PM

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tranquil wyvern Oct 15, 2025, 10:45 PM

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earnest apex Oct 15, 2025, 10:54 PM

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raw moss Oct 15, 2025, 11:15 PM

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rancid dragon Oct 15, 2025, 11:25 PM

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next hemlock Oct 15, 2025, 11:26 PM

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raw moss Oct 15, 2025, 11:28 PM

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tight niche bb!register

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 15, 2025, 11:28 PM

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tight niche Oct 15, 2025, 11:29 PM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 15, 2025, 11:29 PM

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carmine cairn Oct 15, 2025, 11:29 PM

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There are 11 players remaining.
@tranquil wyvern, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @rancid dragon, @next hemlock, @raw moss, @remote pumice, @modern plover, @old hedge, @long vine, and @earnest apex
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@rancid dragon picked a juicy-looking grape off a vine, but the grape that they picked was actually the abdomen of a black widow spider. @rancid dragon died.

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@tranquil wyvern tried to start their own battle royale event, but nobody came.

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@tight niche lured @modern plover into a dangerous trap. The trap consisted of a dusty room that triggered @modern plover's dust allergy! @modern plover died.

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@earnest apex found some soup in their fly.

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@old hedge embarked on an epic dragon-slaying quest with thirteen companions! Sadly, they had barely left the gate when @old hedge tripped over a small rock and broke their neck. @old hedge died.

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@long vine started blinking and breathing manually. Then, they found out how to manually beat their heart. @long vine soon got tired of doing this and stopped. @long vine died.

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@earnest apex had a lucid dream in which they fell asleep and had a lucid dream about lucid dreaming. Sadly, their 36-hour nap was interrupted when @carmine cairn shot them with an arrow. @earnest apex died.

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@next hemlock failed to properly hydrate. @next hemlock died.

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@tranquil wyvern complained that they had no life, so @remote pumice used a Life Drain to take @carmine cairn's life and give it to @tranquil wyvern. @carmine cairn died.

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@tranquil wyvern accidentally hit Alt and F4 at the same time. @tranquil wyvern died.

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@remote pumice was smited by the Epic Battle Dryad Bot after breaking the fourth wall too many times. @remote pumice died.

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@tight niche turned on their auto-clicker to start Extractinating all their Silt, but they accidentally switched to their Rod of Discord. @tight niche died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @raw moss!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @raw moss
500 points go to 2nd place: @tight niche
250 points go to 3rd place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 4th place: @tranquil wyvern
150 points go to 5th place: @carmine cairn
150 points go to 6th place: @next hemlock
100 points go to 7th place: @earnest apex
100 points go to 8th place: @long vine
100 points go to 9th place: @old hedge
100 points go to 10th place: @modern plover

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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raw moss Oct 15, 2025, 11:39 PM

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remote pumice Oct 15, 2025, 11:42 PM

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old hedge Oct 15, 2025, 11:42 PM

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proud lava Oct 15, 2025, 11:48 PM

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sacred grove Oct 16, 2025, 12:01 AM

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dim sphinx Oct 16, 2025, 12:19 AM

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twilit quarry Oct 16, 2025, 12:20 AM

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carmine cairn Oct 16, 2025, 12:27 AM

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tight niche Oct 16, 2025, 12:28 AM

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grizzled tusk Oct 16, 2025, 12:28 AM

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There are 10 players remaining.
@proud lava, @grizzled tusk, @tight niche, @carmine cairn, @dim sphinx, @twilit quarry, @raw moss, @sacred grove, @remote pumice, and @old hedge
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
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The fighting begins again!

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@proud lava spent all their luck on getting an Unlucky Yarn, and was vaporized by a dark spell meant for @tight niche. @proud lava died.

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@carmine cairn watched with curiosity as an odd-looking green device hovered up close, turned red, and flew up and out of sight.

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@old hedge and @dim sphinx swung at each other furiously with swords, but nothing happened because they forgot to turn PvP on.

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@carmine cairn took on a special challenge: to take a sip of ale for every terrible meme/reference they saw in an epic battle scene. @carmine cairn died.

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@twilit quarry tried jumping over a lava pit, but tripped at the last second. @twilit quarry died.

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@grizzled tusk tried to summon an Eye of Cthulhu on @raw moss, but they were in broad daylight.

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@sacred grove learned about Midas's curse the hard way after they tried to drink a glass of orange juice while still under the effects of the Flask of Gold. @sacred grove died.

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@old hedge and @raw moss were playing hide and seek in the jungle when @old hedge fell into a deep hole full of Derplings and got stomped to death. @old hedge died.

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@grizzled tusk called @remote pumice on their Cell Phone for backup while fighting the Wall of Flesh. This was obviously a terrible idea, but they were too Horrified to realize it. @grizzled tusk died.

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@raw moss and @dim sphinx played rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately there weren't enough pixels in their hands, so they could only play rock.

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@remote pumice woke up one morning to find that they had transformed into a monstrous insect. @tight niche found them and did the most natural thing, which was to exterminate @remote pumice with bug spray. @remote pumice died.

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@dim sphinx forged a Shield of Cthulhu and was banned for cheating. @dim sphinx died.

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@tight niche found some Diamond Ore. @raw moss quickly stole it, but they then realized they were playing the wrong game.

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@raw moss tried swinging on vines through the Jungle, but accidentally grabbed a Man Eater. @raw moss died.

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The battle is over!

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The Winner is @tight niche!

Prize Time!

1000 points go to 1st place: @tight niche
500 points go to 2nd place: @raw moss
250 points go to 3rd place: @dim sphinx
150 points go to 4th place: @remote pumice
150 points go to 5th place: @grizzled tusk
150 points go to 6th place: @old hedge
100 points go to 7th place: @sacred grove
100 points go to 8th place: @twilit quarry
100 points go to 9th place: @carmine cairn
100 points go to 10th place: @proud lava

Thanks for Playing Everyone!

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Registration is open!
Type bb!register to join the next battle!
The battle will start at the next 30 minute mark (e.g. 1:30, 2:30, 3:30).

old hedge Oct 16, 2025, 12:38 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 16, 2025, 12:38 AM

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@old hedge, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

raw moss Oct 16, 2025, 12:38 AM

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@raw moss, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

twilit quarry Oct 16, 2025, 12:40 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 16, 2025, 12:40 AM

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@twilit quarry, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

remote pumice Oct 16, 2025, 12:42 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 16, 2025, 12:42 AM

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@remote pumice, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

digital flame Oct 16, 2025, 1:03 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 16, 2025, 1:03 AM

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@digital flame, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

next hemlock Oct 16, 2025, 1:09 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 16, 2025, 1:10 AM

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@next hemlock, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

granite root Oct 16, 2025, 1:10 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 16, 2025, 1:10 AM

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@granite root, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

earnest apex Oct 16, 2025, 1:11 AM

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gleaming groveBOT Oct 16, 2025, 1:11 AM

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@earnest apex, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

dusk girder Oct 16, 2025, 1:20 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 16, 2025, 1:20 AM

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@dusk girder, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

jagged spruce Oct 16, 2025, 1:25 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 16, 2025, 1:25 AM

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@jagged spruce, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration will be closing in about 30 seconds.

worldly temple Oct 16, 2025, 1:30 AM

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bb!register

gleaming groveBOT Oct 16, 2025, 1:30 AM

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@worldly temple, you have successfully been registered for the upcoming battle.

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Registration is now closed!

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Let the battle begin!

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The fighting has begun to die down...

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The fighting has stopped!

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There are 11 players remaining.
@dusk girder, @digital flame, @next hemlock, @twilit quarry, @raw moss, @jagged spruce, @worldly temple, @remote pumice, @old hedge, @earnest apex, and @granite root
Send me a private message to register for the final battle.
We will continue the battle in 2-4 minutes.

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The fighting begins again!

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@dusk girder reeled in a huge fish while out on a fishing trip, but it turned out to be @raw moss in a Fish costume.

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@dusk girder was walked on by a Martian Walker. @dusk girder died.

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@next hemlock had a wholesome reunion with @jagged spruce, who they previously thought had left them to die.

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@digital flame reached the expiration date that was printed on their packaging label. @digital flame died.

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@next hemlock was running low on health while fighting the Moon Lord, but they were barely able to teleport to the Nurse's house on time. Except the Nurse was actually the Arms Dealer dressed up in the Nurse's clothes. April Fools! @next hemlock died.

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@twilit quarry tried to fight Plantera while wearing a Rune Hat and Robes, not knowing that it was just a vanity set. @twilit quarry died.

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@remote pumice's AC stopped working, and they drowned in their own sweat. @remote pumice died.

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@old hedge brought a Psycho Knife to a gunfight and got perforated. @old hedge died.

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@granite root made a painting of the Wall of Flesh. Now they can be Horrified whenever they want. Hooray!

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You were expecting something to happen in this scene? Too bad. Waluigi time.

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@raw moss commanded their Stardust Guardian to give them a back rub.

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@jagged spruce saw a falling star and wished to go back to a better time, where no one had to fight for any reason. What a nerd!

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@earnest apex's homework attempted to eat their Dog. Fortunately, they were able to free the dog from the homework. Homework died.

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@earnest apex was camping next to their Cursed Campfire when they accidentally set themselves ablaze. They jumped into a nearby river, but it was of no use. @earnest apex died.

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@worldly temple realized that their Companion Cube was actually just a square.

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@granite root woke up to ash and dust. Then they breathed in the chemicals. @granite root died.

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@jagged spruce almost felt as if they were being controlled by an all-powerful being who was pressing keys randomly.