#terraria-switch
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I know but 30 minutes for 5 emojis

After watching buzz buzz die
I stopped and cried
Yes
He dies instantly
And he's lovable
Hey wtf
I didn't make a Facebook account
I hate facebook
What does Laz+nxCarLW even mean
waitr
nx
nix
oh god it knows
any body wanna fight boss and hang out
You is a jam
but the title is too generic
Ig it makes sense
The main world used is 'you'
Oh terraria yeah that's a pretty cool game wait what's terraria oh terraria is a game made my re-logic an indie game company known for video game "terraria" and terraria is pretty cool you should play it
what did i say?
idk something indie game
Terraria is an indie game oh what's an indie game
An indie game is a game
Made by a man named indie indonesia
Am I okay
yes you are wanna play my fc is 5379 2505 7303
No
why
I just don't want ro
kk
Do I need to answer
why whats so great about britian
how old are ya
that sucks cause if you were older you can move that
If I could I still wouldn't
Because then
I'd be leaving my girlfriend behind

flex
lol

'i probably shouldn't brag, but damn i amaze'
'i think your pants look hot' -alexander hamilton
'the emperor has no clothes' -some guy from hamilton
Wait the pants line could be funny to tell to laur
I gotta do it later
this channel is ded
guys I don't think she gets the joke
who here plays botw
Judging by the text, I can tell that there are multiple laurens, therefore she is confused cause she doesn’t know which specific lauren you are talking about
Yes
lmao
who da fuk is Alexander Hamilton
Uncultured
who is it
i need help
i cant get any souls of night
when i defeat the crismon underground monsters
does anyone have orichalcum Bars
u need 3 things
Skill issue
its on hardmode also
They only drop from floaty gross
then murder everything
bro I need some orichalcum Bars
Just mine
mine it urself
i have a crismon cave, and i always kill the crismon underground monsters
they havent dropped
once
go to the cavern lvl
whats the lvl?
not underground
OH
go to the cavern lvl
i have like alot of souls of night
helps tho
there is little to none spawning in my world I've mined everywhere and I f I break more alters more crimson will spread ( I've broken 6 )
ive been in a cavern the whole time
Just look for more
IM KILLING EM
Skill issue
btw
noneee
souls of night drop from anything
wym
Aslong as u in the underground or cavern lvl of crimson or corruption
Use slime crowns
What is the best way to get money on terraria?
Farms
I have an afk money farm but I just wanted to know if there was a better alternative
Afk
Arena
im stuckkkk
A jam
"only dead people vote for your ass"
oh ig I lot of dead people voted
I hate the word ass
Arse is much better
Stepbro?
oh
Stepsinis, what are you doing?
what up peps
I don't even know what that's from
no people
lol not much just seeing who on thats wants to play
Fever dream
plus i do drink pepsi
Ewww uncultured
Cocacola all the way
lmao
I like doccy peppy and coke
Pepsi sucks LMAO
Yws
ive been drink pepsi since i was 3 so bla
I heard something about cocacola being named after cocaine idk if that’s true or not
Nice
back then when coke was made they use cocaine in there drinks
Nvm I researched it
What
Back then people made coke out of cocaine and caffeine
I do not mind drinking Pepsi but saying it's is better than like Dr.Pepper is just wrong
Etf
lol
Funny things named after drugs:
Welp guess I can always resort to fanta
Escobar, the phone company
Escobar was a druglord
Escobar likes to scam people
The conpany
oh really
It's funny to look into
Hilarious
Seriously
Nobody that ordered their phone got it
They got a Pablo Escobar biography instead
Seems nice
Nobody reads books nowadays
Ah yes the Colombian drug lord Pablo Escobar
Oh yeah new Wario ware
Also I'd hate to go down in history for being famous for making drugs lmao
Unless it's like people who make vaccines that help people that'd be cool
Whoever made wario pills
Are probably a foreign god
Or something
Some christian god or something
I don't know how Christianity works
or any religion besides ancient greek shit
If I take them what will be the aftermath?
it was named after a medicine with cocaine in it
and you'll be fine
YES
and then it was turned into a soft drink
I don’t have a local pharmacy around my area and apparently the closest one is a couple cities away
because it was close to soda
Im 58 year old woMAN
Yesn’t
mario vitamins?
Mario pills
nah
Wtf?
they have a flintstones version
Back then I would take around 5-8 a day
you buying it?
yep
Hell yeah anything for that
how about..
i had them when i was 8
29 quiddies?
What type of currency is that?
bruh
let's just say american dollar
Aight
quid is british pounds
shits 69 quiddies
your going to have a chunk of iron in your blood
Lol I need more
ight living iron node
And my head always hurts
Eat a snickers bar it will help
what
drink sunny d
Wdym it doesn’t taste bad
Its noice
and let me play among the stars
It’s sweet though
I'm too far off beat
Too sweet
Wut?
or sun bath in a uv lamp
If a man were to date me would it be gay??????
Yes
I was born male but I'm non binary????
no they would be helisexual
Ah
So am I a helicopter
ok
oh
but I listen to &
so im not loud and fat
& is a song by tally hall
Tally hall and Hamilton are jams
don't call people fat you never know karma might hit you in the future and youll become fat
I want tally hall to reband despite it not gonna happen
im fatter
lmao
PETER: hi nix from hot simulator 2020
The name Nix did originate from cancelled hot simulator 2020 tho
I wanna remake it
This time hot simulator 2021
Yes
The character nix was literally non existant
And they're my oc
Guys this is nix
I spent a lot of time on the design
PIG
POG
AARON BURR SIR
THE JAM
you punched the person?
He looked at me like I'm stupid
(I'm not stupid)
Talk less, smile more.
Don't let them know
What you're against
Or what you're for
YOYO-
showtime
oui oui
Bro you good?
wow no more se-
You are literally talking to yourself for no reason
Your mom
WAS GON DO
It's only 9:13 mom
Lol don’t care
Mom I'd rather listen to my depressing music
Get some sleep so you can grow fat and big and chunky and beautiful
Stfu your not turning emo on my watch

Wait this song is about selling PEOPLE?
'every man here has a price'
That isn't very good
i got muted 😦
Lucky
just spam and you'll get it for four minutes
i like to use master bait on my golden rod but i accidentally shot out golden shower instead and it totally killed my mourning wood
wow
oh was it a mourning wood
did someone die then?
if you don't understand the meaning your shouldn't
The ice queen gives us boys mourning wood
she's so hot🥵
Damn right keep going king
how bout a yellow one
Yellow but
…t
no male friends
Nasty
When your with the boys there is no need to worry about honry
and me 😉
betsy is hot
the 5'11 boys
Imagine staying at that height forever
Considered a bit below average
I believe 5’6 is the average male height in the USA
well he's not a male
wait what
he's... well... uh...
I don’t wanna know
I don't know
I think I had enough of socializing with other strangers
nah full moon brothr
Zoologist but with male appearance
Zoologist is male
woah, all these men have been hitting on a boy
Yes
and they're prob straight
Imagine having the genes of a hairy dad, and a werewolf combined
And empress is also malr
That guy would be shaving anywhere anytime
you sayin' he was hairy from the start?
what
eh, that is true
Yesn’t
It is smooth brain
he went to college tho
776
new pork pity
hello sir is u Aaron Burr
yes hi is u Alexander hamilon
yes
Aaron neighbor?
hello neighbor
Burr means neighbor in dutch
i drink water
I'M FRENCH MAN OUI OUI
that tastes different
yummy
lore?
laur = laurifriend™ = laurence = annoying girl
reminds me of my friend
Well MY female friend
have you ever realize female sounds like fee mail
What
mailed fees
Girls aren't annoying though
I'm not annoying :(
sure
have i met you before?
exactly
that makes no sense
now that makes sense
people who live in the southern part in america are CRAZY
Can't believe Nintendo really stole E3 like that lol
Nah
Atleast life is strange was announced for switch
I can't wait to emotionally die playing the LIS games
Everytime a new smash DLC is added a new losing matchup is added onto isabelle lol
Isabelle has so many losing match ups I'm pretty sure I don't even know which one she wins
The sad truth
Just because she loses them doesn't mean people know how to win it though Lol
I generally main Sonic in smash ultimate, but my play style of Sonic is entirely different than what most players expect, being that once the Sonic player has a point/stock advantage, they camp the rest out to win, but my play style is just basically, "attack, dodge, and try to recover whenever you're knocked off stage".
Anyone have a dart pistol and a dart rifle?
can't wait till people find out that no all sonic camps and that stalling a match against a top player for 6 minutes isn't easy lol
i have dart rifle
What can I get for it?
i dont know mine
I’ll send you
Ok
im done
ok
I got dart pistol
YOOOO
I'll join you
I’ll use my other character in a random world
👍
I realized I’m not in multiplayer
Ok you should be able to join soon
:/
I realize this character has only one mana crystal
Lol
Bye
Peace
i can help with martian invasion
All I need is the UFO keys
thats how you get them
I don't have any martian invasions going on
Post Moon Lord
One never spawned in my world
you have to go to the beach to spawn one
I got some extra
Cool
Yes
Alright I sent a request
anyone got a rod of discord
Me
The switch terraria port is shit!! (I'm just grumpy over progress lost)
Just had my first console game EVER crash on me. Well, I can't think of a any other time a console game has crashed... It's also just.. laggy, and the random 1/4 second freezes.... Shame too, cuz I do really enjoy the game. Guess it's time to install my Steam copy again.
Definitely wouldn't recommend anyone pickup the port switch after this... The lag and random freezes was bad enough, but now this flat out crash... Ughhhhh
Ah, seem to have found the bug.... https://forums.terraria.org/index.php?threads/switch-crashing-bug.84852/
It was on the right side of map in the ocean. Ugh. Disappointing. And the bug is a year and a half old... Come on..
oh yea
you were talking about that
this bug should be written on the box at this point. it's been around for too long
only seems to happen on large maps tho
maybe medium too, idk
Crazyness
hello can anyone help me with moonlord im having a hard time with him
I'll help
really
dm me your fc
alr
It’s only large, it’s being fixed in 1.4
You guys realize the switch ports only bad if your on an older console or have way too little storage on your switch, it work fervently fine for me except for ocean crash
when do we gte 1.4
It should be coming out sometime between July and September
I don't know what you expected??
The Switch isn't as strong as like, a PC???
Ofcourse it's gonna have bugs??
They don't randomly patch bugs, they're fixed with major updates.
That may be correct, as I have an original Switch model (the one people hack) and it doesn't run perfectly.
Then why do they do those software updates?
I don’t think it’s supposed to fix the current bugs in the game like the dye glitch
Then it really has no purpose then?
I’m aware
I wanted to know the purpose of a system update
Oh aight
Hello!
Hello 🙂
Hello, fellow humans, as I am very person who doesn't want to be banned from the Terraria Discord server.
Grammar, how grammatical!
Wow, Terraria is such an exist!!!
Such an exist lol
The last time I started a play through with 2 other people, they ditched me a day later, and left me to rot
Hm
What a very cruel world we live in 😔
Nah my love for Terraria is strong
Trust
Aight bet
Last time I started a playthrough
Can I use my mage character?
I made very good friends
Deluxe my beloved 💜
Wait a min nag
Mage
Nah
Start off new
???
Aww
WELL HE IS TECHNICALLY NEW
I HAVEN’T BEATED ANY BOSSES
I got destroyed by eow
Soooooo
Just start off new
And meteorite spawned
that doesn't mean anything?
sniffs aight bet
What class are you gonna pick?
Class?
I might go either melee or range
I just freestyle
I get loot
Beat bosses
???
Farm things
Freestyling isn't good for multiplayer
Ok?
It is
If you want mage is a goos support
Melee is tank
Range is dps
And summoner is spacing out enemies
Multis just take all the loot
It’s up to you whatever you wanna go I can build around it
Nah ima just freestyle,and if I find a mage weapon and u want it,there's always something called trade
Well then I might go range
Same with all classes
Range since I never played the class before
Lol I will go range cause of how much damage it does and decent armor
Trust ima actually share so we both can be strong
Brb gonna finish something
Kk
Ok I will make a gc
@feral pelican
Wanna join
Want me to make a world?
Melee = boring, overtreated
Ranger = boring, overtreated
Mage = less boring, still treated well
Nah ima make it
And no
Ok
Summoner = hi my parents hat me
I'm still technically in a playthrough
The infi+ playthrough with deluxe
Huh I never knew
If you ever go melee I have a bunch of corruption and crimson keys for you
Like I said I'ma just get loot and beat bosses
But
Ima be fair and share
And trade
Ok?
And help you of course
"oh yes i will take all the loot and make people pay for it!!!"
What’s your timezone?
Over here it’s 10:00 AM
So technically it’s morning
Its 9:41
9:42
Now
Am?
Or PM
actually that isn't a bad idea
Nice >:)
if quick duping didn't exist
No
Ima sharing to
Make it expert pls @delicate quiver
And im not taking all the loot
And wtf
Expert
Are you high
Yep
Heck no
No worries I have big brain
nooooooo
PLSSSSSS
MORE LOOOOOT
A normal player?!?!
I don’t feel like fighting the bosses over again where in expert we both get a treasure bag
For now
Trust me expert get’s easy
Fine only if
@feral pelican
Joins
Us
I was able to do it all by myself
I'm not joining
Damn no
I'm still in a playthrough
Piss off
@feral pelican just join us and leave
I don't abandon my beloved deluxe
U can still play your playthrough
BRUH NORMAL IS SOOOOO EASY
I don't do two playthroughs at once
@delicate quiver expert or me no join
Smart choice
You saw nothing
@delicate quiver ima make my character soft core tho
That’s fine
Jee no shit
Perfectly normal
Hardcore if you want to mentally and physically poison yourself
I hate hardcore due to that
Alr
So your only choice is medicine
Tally Hall > any other band
Hamilton > any other ost
Tally Hall 🤝 Hamilton
hmm
Windy day?
Excuse me?
You disgust me
And underground mushroom biome
If We talking about terraria songs, then eerie is a bop
Your keyboard ok?
Oof
I'm a pleb who only listens to indie music and game osts so what is that
Hidden in the sand, a tally hall song
Ah
What
Bruh this kid
He threatened me to go on vc
I didn't
Or we no play
What the
Here is the evidence
Bruh
Lol
This kid
Lololololil
:/
Yeah
Why do you want me to go on vc so bad
Hm
Is it cause I’m a girl?
No
Bruh
Nvm
Wait what
I don't even wanna play anymore
I never really thought about your gender but wha
Yeah cause I won’t go on vc
BRUH JUST TEXT IT’S ALL GOOD
A gamer girl?;?;!;!
Probs easier to play with vc lol
Fax
I barely even say that much
Like prob a couple texts per 10 minutes
Lol I dont want to play with you in general
Imagine knowing the answer to that
The only time I talk with people on discord is close friends I know irl
You asked to play terraria on here
You just said ur a girl discord mods are after you
You mad cause I exposed you
Exposed?
I DIDN’T THINK THAT THROUGH
This ain't good
I already have two female friends
@delicate quiver -12 year old
Rip cucco

No one asked
Lolololololol
Lol
@feral pelican noice
Cool
@feral pelican dont worry about it,12 year olds have the energy of a god
True
Kids never know when to just chill
Ok?
Kk
Those are rookie hours my guy
Get good
I have a good 100 hours on the game
My guy ur 12
Age doesn’t matter in this situation

Same but on mobile
Yes it does,u child
We are taking about how many hours on switch
Moron
arguing about play times lmao
No one in here mentioned about age but you
Fax
Lol ur the only child here
I have 30 mins get on my level
102 to be precise
Am I missing the joke???
The real switch hours were the friends we made along the way
deluxe 
I'm like 4 years older then u
also
Did I ask?
This is so
Hell yeah
Apparently you cared enough to talk about age
Can you calm tf down?
Your getting mad cause I won’t vc with you
Bruh shet up bro,u attention spamming child
I don't care
Bro I'm not mad
Don't listen to this song
Ah yes “terraria-switch”
Seriously
id just like to thank all of you for making this chat interesting for the first time in months
Yea thats what happens when u ask someone to play
More like, "terraria-switch-your-brain-off"
Pog
@coral nest can u do vc when we play
Or nah
Its fine if u cant
Nah
Kk
Lol
You fools i have way more hours exactly .5 seconds
no
Oh snap
U SUSSY BAKA,I have .1 mili secs
But instead of downgrading other people’s opinions were talking about vc and age
Age is just a number
Bruh ur still going
/j
Interesting pfp
I finally get to use this
Guys I exposed @feral pelican
lol
Banned
Lol
Cancel @feral pelican on Twitter guys
Squid
Reject humanity become monke
yes
Reject humanity become ur mom
Comedy
@delicate quiver
Guys @feral pelican is so funny XDDDD
Wanna play some terraria
So true
What a knee slapper
How do you go to ultra black
:|
If you're on mobile
Oh ok
Bruh this child
This is weird
