terraria-switch

[hybrid breach]

that way, you'll always know his location

[delicate quiver]

I'm serious about this I know it should be by the end of this month but I'm sick of waiting

[hybrid breach]

lol

I'm just tired of the bugs

[swift berry]

I think most of the time they think up an accuse to say

[hybrid breach]

lmao

I remember with the switch version got delayed for 2 years

[delicate quiver]

#oof

[swift berry]

oh we were just trying to think of a cool slogan for switch

we tried to make a cool exclusive boss

we just didn't do anything

[hybrid breach]

We put mario in a block

forgot a number and the code died

[delicate quiver]

Windows vista: can't even play solitaire

[hybrid breach]

lmao

[tough cloak]

Nooooooooooo

[hybrid breach]

Blue screen time

[tough cloak]

Half way death

Almost close to second phase

I'm sad

[hybrid breach]

I could help you later if you need it

[tough cloak]

No

Im trying to do it myself

[delicate quiver]

Hi I represent the entire console community when I say I don't want the auto aim to target grubby when I'm fighting plantera

[hybrid breach]

lmao

[delicate quiver]

fr

[hybrid breach]

yep

Auto aim is jank when too many things are on screen

[delicate quiver]

epic

Hello Sun

Hi Gible

[hybrid breach]

hey Geo

[delicate quiver]

is geo short for geode?

[tough cloak]

My dragon almost summoned the cultist

I was about to say

[delicate quiver]

Oof

That is always scary

[tough cloak]

Legit one more person to kill and then I was going to mad

[delicate quiver]

lasagna is just pasta cake

[tough cloak]

Ikr

[delicate quiver]

Does anyone know the true storyline of terraria?

Or is it just random

idk

Um guy walks around and kills things

But terraria does have lore

Oh

Interesting

Yeah it explains why the moon lord has no legs and stuff

Im pretty sure we have a section were you can access the lore in this server

Is it a video or reading word by word?

Words

But chirpy gaming has made a vid

Oh

So you can listen of you want

Ok, yeah, im not about to read a entire essay about a story after waking up the 2nd time

[tough cloak]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[delicate quiver]

Lol i feel that

[tough cloak]

WHYYYYY

I almost killed duke

[delicate quiver]

What happend? @tough cloak

Ooof

[tough cloak]

Nooooooooo

F

[delicate quiver]

That sucks

I killed Duke on my own yesterday ;-;

Just use last prisim

Lol

[tough cloak]

I don't have a mana flower

[delicate quiver]

I could get you one

I think

I might have one

[tough cloak]

Go ahead but idrc

[delicate quiver]

Or I prolly already gave it to some noob

This school work sucks

Oh yeah its monday

Fuck

[tough cloak]

O

Lmao

I felt that

[delicate quiver]

Great way to start off the morning by reminding me of school

[tough cloak]

I already finished mines tbh

[delicate quiver]

Im 7 weeks behind

[tough cloak]

O

[delicate quiver]

Holy mackerel

[tough cloak]

F

F in the chat

[delicate quiver]

Im 3 weeks behind

The thing is

Im pretty sure everyone will pass

[tough cloak]

Im keeping track

[delicate quiver]

Im gona have to spend an entire day working on mine

Because we can't take the state test

[tough cloak]

Your going to pass regardless

[delicate quiver]

Without cheating

[tough cloak]

But it's best if u do it anyways

[delicate quiver]

I mainly have math

Im definitely gona pass but i dont want my dad to get arrested

Which is basic algebra anyone knows at this point, but im always asleep during math class

Wait what? Arrested?

I'm top of every class im but i hate work

I wont do it

Yeah of i dont do my work he will get arrested

Oof, im always that kid at the back w a black hoodie and w his head down ;-;

Lol

I try to be

[arctic eagle]

How's terraria going

[hybrid breach]

fine

[tough cloak]

Bad

[hybrid breach]

moving some more items

[delicate quiver]

School work is taking up terraria time

I havent even hopped on

Sad

[tough cloak]

Attemting to beat duke by myself

[delicate quiver]

Go in a circle

[tough cloak]

Ik

[delicate quiver]

Pattern

[tough cloak]

Ikkkkk

Geez

I watched yt

[delicate quiver]

:P

[tough cloak]

[delicate quiver]

I beat him pre mech boss in expert mode because of a vid i saw

??

It really helped me

LOL

F

F

[tough cloak]

F

[delicate quiver]

This is why I always take a break

[tough cloak]

F

[fluid garnet]

hi

[tough cloak]

GG

[delicate quiver]

Whats a perm? (Discord perm)

#information

[hybrid breach]

That's a server thing

[fluid garnet]

oof

[delicate quiver]

Interesting

[fluid garnet]

r.i.p gible

[delicate quiver]

I turn auto save off

I hate terraria switch sometimes

[tough cloak]

Same

[analog anchor]

turning auto save off is the worst thing you could so

do*

[robust birch]

[tough cloak]

Waiting 4 duke spawn

[delicate quiver]

Really? I was told turning auto save off helps.

Hey DejuSage

[analog anchor]

hi peku seku neku peku deku eeku beku leku teku

[tough cloak]

Hi deku

[robust birch]

Heya!

[delicate quiver]

I hate my phone

[robust birch]

What have you all been up to

[delicate quiver]

School work

[hybrid breach]

moving items again

[tough cloak]

O

U deatracted me

[delicate quiver]

School work

[tough cloak]

I died

[analog anchor]

me : nothing

[robust birch]

Ah that makes sense

[tough cloak]

Trying to beat duke by myself

[delicate quiver]

Oh hey its willed

[analog anchor]

yes

its me!

[feral relic]

@tough cloak do you have a gravity hook?

[tough cloak]

No

I died

[delicate quiver]

Damn that's genuinely alot of effort for a base

[feral relic]

If you get one you can use it to cheese duke

[tough cloak]

Deku distracted me when duke spawned

[delicate quiver]

But walls are missing ;-;

[tough cloak]

Wait q minute

Deku - Duke

Nani?

[robust birch]

Lol

[hybrid breach]

Duku

[tough cloak]

Same words

[analog anchor]

dekfishron

[tough cloak]

Lmao

[delicate quiver]

Dukufishron

[robust birch]

There we go

[tough cloak]

Deku Fishron

[robust birch]

Not half bad

[feral relic]

I was gonna quote count duku but I dunno any quotes from him

[tough cloak]

Closest : Duke 2ns phase

[delicate quiver]

Frostron would be cool ngl no bias

[timid granite]

Who knowers when switch is getting old ones army

[boreal canyon]

Duke Fishtron

[feral relic]

Nobody

[delicate quiver]

Later this month @timid granite

[tough cloak]

Progress 2 beating duke

[timid granite]

Ok

[delicate quiver]

Or early next month

[timid granite]

K

[feral relic]

Pipeworks is too busy doing literally nothing

[timid granite]

Agreed

[robust birch]

Duke fishtron is the 4th mech boss

[feral relic]

True final boss

[analog anchor]

Pipeworks is too busy doing literally nothing
@feral relic they are working on updates

chiil

[robust birch]

With laser attacks...... again

[feral relic]

It’s been several months

[analog anchor]

plus they work on other games aswell

[hybrid breach]

blue lasers

[analog anchor]

not only terraria

[hybrid breach]

not lasers

[feral relic]

I’m gonna complain anyways

[robust birch]

It's in Nintendo's court now anyway

[hybrid breach]

water pistols'

[robust birch]

Wait

[hybrid breach]

Hydropump

oof

[robust birch]

He short-circuits when in water

[tough cloak]

F

Died in 2ns phase again

2nd

[feral relic]

What weapons are you using?

[boreal canyon]

copper shortsword

[tough cloak]

Meowmere, Vortex Beater, Vampire Knifes,SD Dragon

Prism staff

Vortex Staff

[feral relic]

Wow

[tough cloak]

Nebula Arcuman

[feral relic]

You should have literally no issue and yet

[tough cloak]

I'm dying in 2nd phase

But I'm getting closer to beating duke

[feral relic]

Get a grav hook and spin in the air and shoot it with chloro bullets

[tough cloak]

I just stupidly dont circle by the time duke spawns

[boreal canyon]

Did you build an arena at the ocean?

[tough cloak]

Kind of

Using ufo mount

[feral relic]

Grav hook works better

[boreal canyon]

True

[tough cloak]

Ik

But I don't have one

[boreal canyon]

I use vortex wings though

Way beter

[feral relic]

Farm one

[boreal canyon]

*better

[feral relic]

Same

But not for that boss

[boreal canyon]

Just because holding down down and moving right and left is good for that boss for a little bit

In his final phase I just follow his eyes and dodge it and then spam my SDMG

Isn’t that hard after you fight him in expert a couple times alone

[delicate quiver]

Imagine not crashing and actually getting updates. This post was made by switch terraria

[chrome aurora]

or just do what me and my friend did

[feral relic]

Duke isn’t even really a required boss

[chrome aurora]

We made a box with honey and heart lantern with campfire and used solar eruption

[feral relic]

For progression

[boreal canyon]

for duke?

[past mortar]

What is the easiest way to kill wall of flesh?

[boreal canyon]

beenades

[delicate quiver]

Damage

[feral relic]

Hell bridge

[chrome aurora]

@past mortar hit it till it dies

[delicate quiver]

@tough cloak use gravitational potions

It can help you kill duke

[tough cloak]

Geeez

Fine

[delicate quiver]

Since u fall at a extreme speed

And duke cant catch up

[lavish ibex]

Use a space gun it’s crazy good well when I did it

[feral relic]

They’re disorienting though

[tough cloak]

Don't have it

Lmao

[delicate quiver]

A space gun?

What

[feral relic]

He’s talking about for wof

[delicate quiver]

Oh

Nvm then

I used a bee gun

And beenades

I have a useful vid i can send @tough cloak

[feral relic]

Oh totally yeah use the space gun for duke fishron

[tough cloak]

Dont

[delicate quiver]

Ok

Imagine using space gun for duke fishron, its possible but it would take too lonv

Long*

Beating duke on expert is easy imo

Just tales practice

Takes*

[feral relic]

Or a grav hook

[delicate quiver]

I beat him in expert as well :P

The first time I fought him it was on expert

Which was yesterday

I beat him pre mech boss so i could steamroll the rest of the game lmao

[river jasper]

When is switch gonna get a update?

[delicate quiver]

I had originally fought him on mobile but that dont count

i died

[feral relic]

Why do most of the male hair styles suck so bad?

[delicate quiver]

I love the male hair

[feral relic]

They all look either obnoxious or ugly

[delicate quiver]

bc they think they're funny and funky

I like the over the one eye hairstyle. Thats my go to. Mainly because i have that hair ngl. Lol

[feral relic]

Who’s they?

[delicate quiver]

Might drink a gender swap potion if they dont update the hairstyles in 1.4

You can get female hair on a male im pretty sure

Ik

But

No

[feral relic]

I’m just gonna make my guy look like a wizard for the 50th time in a row

[delicate quiver]

How do you even get the hair stylist? ;-;

Spider biome

[chrome aurora]

Spider Nest

[feral relic]

Randomly in spider biomes

[delicate quiver]

Bruh

Time to go searching for a stylist then

after I finish my hw ofc

Who is your npc wifu/husbando

Nobody

[chrome aurora]

Who has Home work during lockdown

[delicate quiver]

I

I already have a waifu

Like an actual

Person

Why the hell do i need a fake one

Oof

[chrome aurora]

Oh an anime girl?

[delicate quiver]

no

[chrome aurora]

Who is she?

[delicate quiver]

A girlfriend is what im tryna say ;-;

[chrome aurora]

What anime

[feral relic]

Jesus you people are dense

[delicate quiver]

Lucky. He has a anime girl body pillow irl and i dont

[chrome aurora]

Ikr

[feral relic]

And probably lonely from the looks of it lmao

[chrome aurora]

LUCKY ASF

[delicate quiver]

Hmm

What color hair does she have?

[chrome aurora]

i bet its pink

[delicate quiver]

Im not lonley, I have friends ;-; @feral relic

Im guessing blue

3 main of em

[chrome aurora]

Rem is best girl

[delicate quiver]

And I have like 21 other ones that I just know

21 body pillows!!!!

[chrome aurora]

Dayum

[delicate quiver]

He is just flexing

[chrome aurora]

i wish i had that kind of money xD

[delicate quiver]

I like the fact you guys are mocking me ;-;

Im almost done w hw for the day

Oof

[chrome aurora]

I dont have home work

mainly cause i have a damn job

Sad i know

[feral relic]

@delicate quiver I didn’t mean you

[delicate quiver]

F

Do you work at McDonalds?

[chrome aurora]

I work as a Digital Graphic Designer

[delicate quiver]

Nice

[feral relic]

That sounds mega lame

[delicate quiver]

Im planning for a surgeon carrer

You can make your own wiafus!!!! Lucky

I cant do anything

You guys are still talking ab that

Why

Just why

[feral relic]

Dunno

[delicate quiver]

Whyfus

Lmao

[feral relic]

🗿

[delicate quiver]

If I would have to choose a anime waifu

It would prolly be

I hate the Martian madness event sometimes

[tough cloak]

Vortex Beater isn't really doing much to duke

[feral relic]

Luigi is my waifu

[tough cloak]

Time to think strats

[delicate quiver]

I legit got 4 xenopoppers in a row

[feral relic]

Because it sucks lol

[chrome aurora]

i can print out my own waifus

As banners

[feral relic]

There’s no reason to use vortex beater if you have sdmg

[delicate quiver]

I can look up mine. Thats all...

Luck man @chrome aurora

Hmm

[chrome aurora]

ikr

[delicate quiver]

Wait you guys have vortex beaters

Why

[chrome aurora]

and make waifu stickers

[feral relic]

I have an endgame character that’s why

[tough cloak]

They do good in apocolipse

Not in duke

Doing att 9 now

[delicate quiver]

I want to cover my roon in waifus

[feral relic]

Cover my room in Luigi

[delicate quiver]

Hmm

If I had to pick a waifu, it would be Zero Two

Nice

[feral relic]

Who tf is that

[robust birch]

Back on topic please

[feral relic]

No

[delicate quiver]

;-;

Terraria npc waifus?

uh oh

[robust birch]

Of course

[hybrid breach]

Terraria but it's Disney on ice

[delicate quiver]

someone said no to deku

[feral relic]

Are they a mod?

[delicate quiver]

Guide is my husbando

[hybrid breach]

Dryad.midi

[delicate quiver]

He best boi

[hybrid breach]

I like the Dryad

[robust birch]

Not yet, but that doesn't mean that I can't do stuff

[feral relic]

She’s old

[delicate quiver]

What are you trying to say by disney on ice sun?

Guide gang

[hybrid breach]

cool

[feral relic]

Who would want to date someone older than your grandma?

[delicate quiver]

Isnt the Dryad like 500?

[hybrid breach]

lmao

doesn't have to be a waifu

[feral relic]

Something like that

[delicate quiver]

My grandma is dead so i can date anyone

what

[robust birch]

Uh

[tough cloak]

My dragon summon the cultists

[feral relic]

She even says she’s too old for the arms dealer lol

[hybrid breach]

it's entirely possible to like someone without them being a waifu

[tough cloak]

Lucky me I save and exited

[robust birch]

it's entirely possible to like someone without them being a waifu
@hybrid breach exactly

[delicate quiver]

welp ig I dont have a waifu then

F

[tough cloak]

GG

Ooof

[delicate quiver]

How about husbando?

[feral relic]

Ah yes, discussing which group of 32 pixels is better than the other to date

[delicate quiver]

Guide best npc

Tbh, the only reason i said that was because frost and some other guy kept talking ab it

[feral relic]

Wondrous discussion in switch chat

[trim notch]

Anyone got extra vampire knives

[delicate quiver]

Lol

[trim notch]

One of my worlds got corrupted

[delicate quiver]

That was random

[trim notch]

And deleted the key

[hybrid breach]

oof

[feral relic]

You know it just wouldn’t be switch chat without someone begging for items

[trim notch]

Sorry

[delicate quiver]

Nintendo switch lets us bring our waifus with us

[trim notch]

I’ll leave

[hybrid breach]

yeah. But it's nice to help people

[delicate quiver]

I dont have

Vampire knives

[robust birch]

And besides

[delicate quiver]

So oof

[feral relic]

I’d help you but I don’t have any

[delicate quiver]

Ive never goten vamp knifes

I'm unlucky with the keys

[tough cloak]

Vamp knifes

It have no ammo

Throws knifes

And if it hits an enemy

[feral relic]

It could have been the thrower class weapon

But alas

[delicate quiver]

isnt that basically a shuriken?

[tough cloak]

You gain health

[delicate quiver]

oh

nvm

[feral relic]

Thrower is getting deleted

[tough cloak]

Ik

[feral relic]

Rip thrower

[delicate quiver]

Was thrower even a role in terraria to begin with

Ranger time

[white atlas]

hello im back

[feral relic]

Not really

It was only viable pre-hardmode

[delicate quiver]

Hey pickle

[feral relic]

And it only has like 2 armors

[delicate quiver]

People who started as throwers will be sad to know there is no endgame stuff dedicated to them

[white atlas]

they need to update throwing class

[delicate quiver]

Lol

[feral relic]

Well they aren’t

[delicate quiver]

Throwing class isnt a thing

[white atlas]

yea

[hybrid breach]

it's a joke

[delicate quiver]

I think

[feral relic]

It would take too much work to add in as a fully fledged class at this point

[white atlas]

true

[feral relic]

Plus they’d have to add a fifth pillar for lunar events

Mega yuck

[tough cloak]

This is unfair

[delicate quiver]

If i was a dev

I would suck at making games

[hybrid breach]

they wouldn't need to

[tough cloak]

Everytime when I delete summoning duke to prep up

He spawns

[hybrid breach]

just make it its own thing

[delicate quiver]

I cant decide wether being a game programmar or a surgeon

[tough cloak]

Decline*

[feral relic]

Be an engineer

[delicate quiver]

bruh

[tough cloak]

Enigner

Oop

[delicate quiver]

Ren I dont have a mana flower

Waifu maker

lol

did you already kill duku?

[tough cloak]

No

Was close to

[feral relic]

Do it

[tough cloak]

Twice

[white atlas]

duke fishron is easy when you get daedlaus stormbow

[swift berry]

funniest crap I've ever seen

[tough cloak]

Ikr

[fluid garnet]

sun just randomley joins my world and leaves

epic

[tough cloak]

But I don't have

[feral relic]

@swift berry get out

[delicate quiver]

Lol

I wish that i had made different choices in life

[swift berry]

@feral relic I was saying that Pickle Rick is a very funny meme and all should react in unison with a "lol"

[delicate quiver]

omg I found out I have more hw

fuck

[tough cloak]

Lmao

[delicate quiver]

Just saw him i suppose

[feral relic]

Read my previous statement @swift berry

[swift berry]

@delicate quiver it do be like that

[tough cloak]

Ikr

[delicate quiver]

Teachers be surprising you w extra work for no reason

[swift berry]

@feral relic This sign can't stop because I can't read

@delicate quiver it's cause they're clowns

[delicate quiver]

You're not wrong

[hybrid breach]

oof

[swift berry]

one of my teachers makes stuff due at 10 even when her class is at 1

[hybrid breach]

I was trying to give someone vamp knives

[fluid garnet]

wrong world ?

[delicate quiver]

How do u even get vamp knives

[hybrid breach]

yep

[fluid garnet]

lol

[swift berry]

kill crimson mobs

[delicate quiver]

bruv

[swift berry]

I got the hallowed key and I couldn't even open the chest

wtf

[fluid garnet]

i thought you were just joining my world for fun

[delicate quiver]

the game made a fake one lol

[swift berry]

bruh moment

[hybrid breach]

I think it's just kill enemies in the crimson biome. Doesn't need to be a specific enemy

[robust birch]

Beat plantera Iem

[hybrid breach]

anyway

I'll be back to your world Ethan

[delicate quiver]

I dont have crimson

[fluid garnet]

uhh k

[delicate quiver]

I have corruption

[hybrid breach]

oof

[swift berry]

@robust birch I finished the game and I tried back pre-plant boy

[robust birch]

My point still stands

[fluid garnet]

the only minigame i actually have done is pvp

[robust birch]

Pvp is a fucking mess

[fluid garnet]

ikr

[swift berry]

@fluid garnet pvp more like beat the game and you are now good

[delicate quiver]

Bruv I have to download a pdf

[fluid garnet]

oof

[delicate quiver]

But my phone cant open those

i dont feel like grabbing my laptop just to see a pdf file

[swift berry]

the pdf just says haha nerd get rekt you failed

[vivid wren]

A

[delicate quiver]

Last prism op in pvp

[white atlas]

ikr

[swift berry]

funniest crap I've ever seen

[vivid wren]

Last prism is kinda overused in pvp

[fluid garnet]

bruv

yes

[hybrid breach]

LP just makes in impossible to do

[white atlas]

all you need in pvp is last prism and mana potions

[delicate quiver]

Not even poitions

[fluid garnet]

this is spleef area

[delicate quiver]

They are already dead

[hybrid breach]

Unless there's walls and other things to protect from damage, you're just dead

[swift berry]

or just hide behind some stupid blocks and then all the LP nerds can't get you because what are they gonna do go AROUND the blocks

[delicate quiver]

I prefer using pre pantera for pvp

Lunar flare @swift berry

Mage op

[hybrid breach]

Pre plant is fair

[delicate quiver]

Why

[hybrid breach]

everything after pretty much breaks pvp

[white atlas]

ye

[swift berry]

I have hearing loss

because I listen to indie rock at like 45 volume

[delicate quiver]

Its pretty much who gets first hit after plant

[white atlas]

true

[swift berry]

never mind it was at 16 but same thing

[hybrid breach]

Meowmere makes boxed fighting impossible

[fluid garnet]

yes

[white atlas]

ye

[fluid garnet]

meowmere is just too op in general

[swift berry]

The fortnite nerd the Terraria chad

[fluid garnet]

its like last prism

[hybrid breach]

And Star Wrath can be spammed in many directions and just slaughter everyone

[warped pilot]

sup ethan

[fluid garnet]

minigames...

[delicate quiver]

Sdmg is just impossible to get past

[warped pilot]

mk ethan

sdmg is rlly good at unreal

[swift berry]

Ethan Minigames Tired

[white atlas]

you ever just spawn the moon lord and then the game crashes making him despawn?

[warped pilot]

lol

[hybrid breach]

lol

[tough cloak]

noooooooo

NOOOOOOOOOO

[swift berry]

@white atlas bruh moment just like my dad leaving me

[hybrid breach]

Sounds like 1.31.1

[white atlas]

IM STILL FUCKING PISSED ABOUT IT

[delicate quiver]

Moon lord weapons op in pvp. Well most are

[tough cloak]

FFUCCKKKKKKK

[hybrid breach]

my brain

[tough cloak]

Noooooooooo

I almost killed duke

[warped pilot]

?

[swift berry]

no swearing on my Christian Terraria multiplayer world

[fluid garnet]

k

[warped pilot]

ren i love you to lol

[tough cloak]

I had 1057 HP left

[robust birch]

Sounds like 1.31.1
@hybrid breach can you tell me what furniture we get in this version?

[tough cloak]

I was using Rod of discord and Star wrath

[warped pilot]

;%;

[tough cloak]

So close........

[swift berry]

@robust birch fun furniture

[tough cloak]

Damn it

F

[warped pilot]

dude ur late game and still cant?

[tough cloak]

Attempt 13

[white atlas]

jesus

[fluid garnet]

expert?

[white atlas]

use the sdmg

[delicate quiver]

I beat him pre mech boss

[tough cloak]

Yep

[delicate quiver]

Just dodge

[warped pilot]

.....use the sdmg

[white atlas]

i also got him pre mech boss

[hybrid breach]

We get invisible furniture, pinkgold ice furniture, blood cheese, Cow paint, Yo-Yo furniture

[tough cloak]

I did

[fluid garnet]

i beat expert duke pre-cultist

very hard

[hybrid breach]

It's one of those minor updates

[tough cloak]

Using the rod of discord

[fluid garnet]

like 30 attempts

[swift berry]

when is old ones army

[robust birch]

Blood cheese? Sounds amazing

[swift berry]

yummy cheese

[tough cloak]

Next update

[white atlas]

if you use the shield of cuthulu to dash away from duke fishron

[warped pilot]

hey deku

[robust birch]

Hey shayan

[swift berry]

Next update
@tough cloak fucking when

[warped pilot]

just use ninja master gear

[robust birch]

Wait

[tough cloak]

I DONT KNOW

[delicate quiver]

I beat him pre mech boss on expert in 2 attempts. Stormbow op

[warped pilot]

10 Years ya fool

[tough cloak]

I'm not a terraria mod

Or developer

[swift berry]

@tough cloak exactly fucking never

[robust birch]

It's one of those minor updates
@hybrid breach this means that 1.30 was a big content update wasn't it

[swift berry]

cause pipeworks likes being slow af

[warped pilot]

honestly dek is there a thing with u changing a pfp everyday?

[hybrid breach]

yep

[robust birch]

It's my gimmick

I just got change it for no reason

[swift berry]

changing your pfp is F U N

[hybrid breach]

It added Moon Lord's mom and Duke's Drunken uncle

[white atlas]

they need to work on one thing before they start a whole new project

[swift berry]

Can't wait for Plantera's grandmother

[hybrid breach]

yee

[warped pilot]

ah well

[swift berry]

it gonna be faster than the gym teachers grandmother

[white atlas]

tf is plantaras grandmother

[warped pilot]

XD

ur wrong

The grandmothers faster

plants grandma aint nothing

[delicate quiver]

Lmao

[robust birch]

That means that it's past the "The other eye of Cthulhu" update right

[hybrid breach]

yes

[swift berry]

the drops are gonna be:

[warped pilot]

well only if u hurt ur coach

[white atlas]

my grandma is stronger than my gym teacher

[hybrid breach]

And the mouth of Cthulhu too

[swift berry]

fuck you idiot you will never get 1.3.5

[hybrid breach]

teeth will be the second form

[robust birch]

Man

[warped pilot]

ool

[swift berry]

just teeth

[warped pilot]

ol

[swift berry]

nothing else

[robust birch]

Wait

I'm sensing that there's gonna be a tongue too

[swift berry]

can't wait for the tongue of cthulhu

I hate you

[robust birch]

Lol

[swift berry]

I tried to spell a word but I was too slow

[white atlas]

im confused

[hybrid breach]

you need to beat it before night, otherwise, when dinnertime comes...
You just get insta killed by his rapid eating

[swift berry]

bad spellers unete

[tough cloak]

Why not an endgame boss called Cthulhu

[swift berry]

because they will get sued by lovecraft lol

[white atlas]

your a genius

[tough cloak]

O

[swift berry]

jk

[robust birch]

Wait a second

[warped pilot]

.....

[tough cloak]

Like your fighting eye and brain

[swift berry]

my teacher giving out extra work be like

[warped pilot]

aka moonlord

[robust birch]

Is there an achievement for beating all of Cthulhu's face parts ?

[warped pilot]

well guys ima start my playthough

[tough cloak]

No

Don't think so

Maybe for first boss

[swift berry]

yes you unlock the idiot achievement

[hybrid breach]

If you summon the eyes and mouth. They fuse together and form....
The head of Cthulhu

[robust birch]

But the brain too

[swift berry]

the face only a mother could love

[tough cloak]

Seee

Therot for new endgame boss

Cthulhu

Therot*

[swift berry]

that's just a therot a game therot

[tough cloak]

Theroy*

[robust birch]

I've got it

[tough cloak]

Ikr

[vapid sparrow]

Who is good builder and can help me free?

[white atlas]

imagine a new boss called skeletron on crack where he looks like skeletron but with powder on his nose and he does 300 dmg per hit and when on his second stage he does 400 dmg and goes 60 mph

[hybrid breach]

can't wait for the wall of fat in 1.29.1

[swift berry]

@white atlas that sounds like octane from apex tbh

[hybrid breach]

You kill it and the game just blacks out

Needs time to censor the explosion of puss

[delicate quiver]

I would chill with him

[swift berry]

@hybrid breach that sounds like normal switch terraria

[vapid sparrow]

Who is good builder and can help me free?

[delicate quiver]

Lmao

[white atlas]

imagine the wall of babies being a boss

[swift berry]

@vapid sparrow no

[vapid sparrow]

Ok

[white atlas]

its a wall of dead babies

[robust birch]

So what spirits will be released by beating the wall of fat

[delicate quiver]

Lmao

[hybrid breach]

wall of death

[swift berry]

@white atlas wall of fortnite players

[hybrid breach]

you just can't touch the wall or you instantly die

[robust birch]

Instead of ancient spirits of light and dark

[warped pilot]

wall of toxic little 6yr olds getting u banned from fortnite permanently

😦

[delicate quiver]

Lard and sugar

[warped pilot]

welp that brought me here

[hybrid breach]

Wall of item world

[swift berry]

@warped pilot sounds like normal fortnite to me

[warped pilot]

ye

i got banned perm

[hybrid breach]

If you touch it, you get cursed and can't use items

[robust birch]

So what happens if get behind the item world wall

[hybrid breach]

The shield can't protect you

[white atlas]

wall of scary shit

[swift berry]

I used to bully kids on fortnite all day but now the have a brain cell so they kill me now

[tough cloak]

Imagine dying from the rod of Discord

[hybrid breach]

If you go behind it, you lose all of your items

[swift berry]

@tough cloak ban hammer

[robust birch]

Ancient spirits of items have been released

[hybrid breach]

lol

[swift berry]

ancient spirits of re-logic have been released

[hybrid breach]

The game just lags out from all the items being placed onto the floor

[swift berry]

you get the bruh hammer instead of the pwn hammer

[robust birch]

The moon lord is now the item world hoster

[hybrid breach]

lmao

[white atlas]

imagine in master mode when you get duke fishron on his 2nd stage he looks like this

[warped pilot]

U get the por* hammer instead of the bruh hammer

[swift berry]

gungeon be like: hmmm bullet that shoots gun

[hybrid breach]

He only fights you if you take stuff without asking

[swift berry]

@hybrid breach the law be like

[white atlas]

[warped pilot]

beenades go bzzzz hahaha

[swift berry]

speedrunners

[tough cloak]

Me

[warped pilot]

speedrunners go yeet hahaah

[robust birch]

His ultimate attack is closing the world which is an insta kill

[swift berry]

speedrunners go "Frick" HAHA

[hybrid breach]

lmao

[white atlas]

💩

[warped pilot]

thats if he reaches the end of he

hell*

[white atlas]

[swift berry]

he

ll

[white atlas]

[robust birch]

Let's see

[warped pilot]

[white atlas]

[hybrid breach]

If you kill the item lord, it drops a Ruzike trophy

[swift berry]

Demise looking at youtube then going back to his cave

[white atlas]

[warped pilot]

[white atlas]

[warped pilot]

[tough cloak]

Stop

[robust birch]

Instead of fishing quests, you have item gathering quests

[warped pilot]

lol

[swift berry]

Pog Squid

[white atlas]

[swift berry]

Squid Pogging

[warped pilot]

ooo ye a whole new npc

[hybrid breach]

new mod for pc

[robust birch]

That can drop a Sun trophy

[white atlas]

doot

[warped pilot]

we dont like pc,we despise em

[delicate quiver]

Howdy yall

[warped pilot]

sup

[swift berry]

@delicate quiver ewwwwwww stan

[tough cloak]

Hi

[white atlas]

[hybrid breach]

Itemerraria

[warped pilot]

lol

[hybrid breach]

everything is items

[warped pilot]

Switcharrians

[delicate quiver]

Who tf is this shmuck

[warped pilot]

u

[robust birch]

If I had any level of coding skill if make this a thing

[swift berry]

bruh

[delicate quiver]

?

Idk even know what a stan is

[white atlas]

[warped pilot]

u

[delicate quiver]

Like... that's not even my name

[warped pilot]

ur stan

[swift berry]

@white atlas rangers be like

[hybrid breach]

Stan the man

[robust birch]

Itemerraria
@hybrid breach I cannot code unfortunately

[hybrid breach]

Terraria time

[warped pilot]

lol

[delicate quiver]

What does that even mean?!?!

[hybrid breach]

I can't either

[warped pilot]

stan is u,u is stan

[white atlas]

[swift berry]

stan is a girl simp

@white atlas me be like

[robust birch]

Uh so terraria

[swift berry]

yes terraria is a game

[hybrid breach]

I feel like I would be a better concept designer though

[delicate quiver]

Bold of you to assume I'm a girl.

[hybrid breach]

yeee

Terraria

[swift berry]

@delicate quiver I didn't assume your gender my good man

[tough cloak]

Again

[white atlas]

👩

[tough cloak]

Almost killed duke

I just never win

[delicate quiver]

You just said stan is a girl simp

[robust birch]

I could write a half decent story for that mod @hybrid breach

[white atlas]

👩

👗

[hybrid breach]

lol

[robust birch]

Terraria.

[swift berry]

@delicate quiver I was telling you the definition of stan

[hybrid breach]

Item world

uh

[swift berry]

@robust birch a game that is not just 2D minecraft

[hybrid breach]

Boss room for item world

[robust birch]

Bruh

[delicate quiver]

Your first ping on me is literally is calling me a stan

[white atlas]

[swift berry]

haha yeh

[delicate quiver]

I'm not a girl. I'm not a simp.

[swift berry]

ok

[robust birch]

The boss room is a chest room

[hybrid breach]

lol

[delicate quiver]

You new*

[swift berry]

I am not avoiding this conversation

yes

[robust birch]

Yeah, table this conversation

[hybrid breach]

Terraira hardmode

[robust birch]

Back to terraria

[white atlas]

😷

[hybrid breach]

you only get to pick hardcore

[delicate quiver]

Yeah

Wait

[swift berry]

flips table and says frick

[hybrid breach]

and if you die, the game deletes itself

[delicate quiver]

Yall doing a hardcore run?

[white atlas]

[delicate quiver]

Im bored rn. Anyone need anything.

[swift berry]

@hybrid breach Undertale on genocide be like

[robust birch]

@white atlas stop with the random emojis

[delicate quiver]

Can I join this hardcore run?

[robust birch]

It can be counted as spam

[swift berry]

💯

[warped pilot]

its not random doe

The guys scared of full power duke

[swift berry]

it is **F U N N E E

[warped pilot]

it is F U N N E E

[hybrid breach]

I classify as a Terraria object

I exist to give stuff

[warped pilot]

lol ight u do cool

[delicate quiver]

I was thinking of doing one of those. Were i get a group of people and we try to beat EoC on hardcore expert

[swift berry]

I classify as a fucking idiot

[warped pilot]

gimme hugs

im lonely

[swift berry]

bruh

[warped pilot]

And depressed

[robust birch]

hmm hmm

[swift berry]

I would die first

[warped pilot]

:(

[delicate quiver]

I would like to be part of that boss fight

[swift berry]

like before the world is even made

[delicate quiver]

Hardcpre expert?

[warped pilot]

sun i need hugs

[hybrid breach]

anyway. Once I move some more items, I'll open it up again

[swift berry]

hardcpre

[warped pilot]

gimme ur an item the huginator

[robust birch]

yeah so, as said before

[warped pilot]

eeeeeeee

[white atlas]

i would like to join hardcore expert EoC

[warped pilot]

its a gimmic for deku

ima head out cyall l8!

[swift berry]

uked

[warped pilot]

Adios me amigos

[swift berry]

ok

[robust birch]

sometimes say it to mock people, mostly to voice the fact that i'm thinking

[hybrid breach]

oof

[swift berry]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm think

[delicate quiver]

Hrnggg

[robust birch]

uh yeah no

[delicate quiver]

guys i need your help

[swift berry]

T H I N K

[delicate quiver]

What's up homie

Someone put me in a gc and I cant leave

?

???

Restart your phone

[robust birch]

anyway i do notice that i say that a lot so i'll cut back on it

[hybrid breach]

close discord

[delicate quiver]

Oh wait

Remember the random gc that kicat put us in?

I cant show you how

Ok so who would like to start a new world in expert mode were we try to beat EoC

[vapid sparrow]

Who is good builder and can help for build a cool base pls And play on switch

[delicate quiver]

I already restarted my phone

and stuff

didnt work

I suck at bases lol

[robust birch]

what's in it for the builder olivier

[delicate quiver]

Hold down on the chat. You press the three bars to see all DMs and hold on the gc you want to leave

No wsit

[vapid sparrow]

@robust birch what ?

[delicate quiver]

I'm wrong

ok there I left somehiw

phew

Press the people icon

Oh

Okay

[robust birch]

if someone were to help you, what do they gain from it

[hybrid breach]

what's our drive to help you build?

[delicate quiver]

ty anyway

Satisfaction

The satisfaction of helping someone

Or

[vapid sparrow]

Just good because my best build is my base and my base is higly

[delicate quiver]

Just to grief

[vapid sparrow]

Hugli

[arctic eagle]

Wasting time and resources just for "satisfaction"

[robust birch]

lol

[delicate quiver]

or

to grief

[vapid sparrow]

Im so bad

[delicate quiver]

this is why I never host my orginal world on multiplayer

[vapid sparrow]

@robust birch did you are good in build?

[robust birch]

apparently so

[vapid sparrow]

Lol

[delicate quiver]

wait what

Olivier

It is only a waste if you do not do it for joy.

[vapid sparrow]

Do you wont help me?

[delicate quiver]

That sentence didnt make sense

[vapid sparrow]

What geo

[subtle cliff]

Im starting work on a giant build around my house and crafting house

Its just the beginning

[delicate quiver]

Idk

??

[subtle cliff]

There was 2?

[delicate quiver]

Ive always been Geo?

...

[robust birch]

is there something in this for me aside from satisfaction?

[tough cloak]

Imma test out on what happens when you summon duke but then teleport home

[delicate quiver]

ha ha

who would have guessed

;-;

@tough cloakif you go to far away he despawns. If you leave ocean he gets stronger

[hybrid breach]

he does

[tough cloak]

O

[robust birch]

so uh yeah

[delicate quiver]

why waste 1 truffle worm for a silly experiment

[tough cloak]

Imagine a noob trying to respawn the moon lord by teleporting home

[robust birch]

guess i'm not helping with that build

[subtle cliff]

I will owe someone a stack of luminite to whoever gets the update date right

[hybrid breach]

all bosses (apart from the destroyer, king slime and moon lord) will despawn if you go too far from them

[tough cloak]

Despawn*

[delicate quiver]

too many words

Cant read all

[arctic eagle]

Should spawn Wall of Flesh and teleport back to spawn and see what happens