multimedia

[strong scroll]

mine

[jolly sigil]

....I mean, yeah. I don't see how anyone else would be able to lift up an entire island.

[strong scroll]

just realizing the lava now looks like a uterus

[proven mountain]

Flabbergasted

[strong scroll]

What else should i add to uterus island

[proven mountain]

Flatten it

[strong scroll]

no

❤️

[proven mountain]

Or hot springs

Then a bunch of neighborhoods but build it like a hotel

[jolly sigil]

Add more maidens to it

[strong scroll]

maidens?

[jolly sigil]

Yes, sire!

People in maid outfits

Preferrable of male gender

[jade imp]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[proven mountain]

Me too

You may have my dragon oc

[jolly sigil]

Honestly, life-scarring.

[jade imp]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[jolly sigil]

Ask'em not me

He made the...urethra island?

Uterus.

[proven mountain]

Aint that the butt

Actually I don’t really want to know

[hollow kestrel]

Slayyyy ✨💖💖

[fast crescent]

💅

[past aspen]

god this is such a goofy ass build
but it works

[proven mountain]

👄👁️💄

[fast crescent]

lipstick in the eye

[trail niche]

does it?

are you sure?

it may work but god is still going to judge you

for putting a drum mag on a makarov

[fast crescent]

aaaaaawubudugh

[jolly sigil]

Mobile gamer, fake af

[worthy cypress]

ƕƕƕƕ

[lavish iris]

Interesting...

[jolly sigil]

Not really.

[native wren]

[native wren]

[lavish iris]

We're all different

Or maybe I'm the only different one

I do not care

💅💅💅💅

[jolly sigil]

Not really

[proven mountain]

Who else puts lipstick on their nails?

Just wondering

[jolly sigil]

I'm not a female.

[jolly sigil]

Ask that in gen2.

[proven mountain]

💄 💅

[jolly sigil]

Prone to getting an answer

Quick af

[proven mountain]

True

[proven mountain]

But for some reason I think of lipstick for nail polish

Whenever i see those emojis

[jolly sigil]

Man

Go ask'em

Don't be scared

[proven mountain]

Im not

[jolly sigil]

See? All went good like always

[green burrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/967979550703255553/1103721592271413288/604D062E-F6D0-4842-AB47-2BB30EE0E8F3.jpg

[carmine lion]

I only have this one saved

I wonder why

I'm okay

[jolly sigil]

Persona 4 Dancing All Night - Specialist

[carmine lion]

now ik

[rotund sorrel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1089326594541224006/1092950140391800842/rivwrigglesay-1.gif

[jolly sigil]

"If AI wrote a discord conversation" in a nutshell

[carmine lion]

Discord update chats be like:

[jolly sigil]

It'd be like dis

I will keep that forever in my folder now, damn.

There is an average amount of quite "furry roleplay is funny" in this image and I wish to keep it for further forensics testing.

[carmine lion]

Interesting

[quiet escarp]

is bro gonna open a police investigation...

[jolly sigil]

Yeah

Why not? They're in discord committing to furry RP as discord mods

[quiet escarp]

true

[jolly sigil]

We have to see how deep does this rabbit hole goes, ladies n' gentlemen.

[carmine lion]

🙂 👈

[quiet escarp]

indeed we do

[jolly sigil]

Indeed.

[quiet escarp]

indeed

[jolly sigil]

Indeed.

🤝

[slim belfry]

lmao

[rotund sorrel]

casually failing just at the end

[jolly sigil]

Not casually

All planned out.

[carmine lion]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-vibe-153bpm-gif-18260767

This cat vibes with everything

[rotund sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/slugcat-vibe-slugcat-rain-world-industrial-complex-catjam-gif-24826945

[carmine lion]

scug!

[carmine lion]

I just saw so much cringe my eyes are tearing up

[hollow kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/que-pro-en-hd22-gif-24911344

[proven mountain]

“What something in HD”?

I can’t remember what pro means in espanol anymore

[carmine lion]

Nighttime levels are easy.

[carmine lion]

que pro

Two-star blocked next level.

que pro

[hollow kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/que-pro-gif-24591040

[carmine lion]

ok this is getting more and more creepy

[hollow kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/que-noob-gif-23686519

[carmine lion]

Please stop

[hollow kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/quepro-que-rico-meme-que-rico-que-pro-en-hd-que-mega-pro-gif-24710353

[carmine lion]

https://tenor.com/view/foo-fighters-humilde-xd-que-gif-25231771

ok wtf is this

my eyes

[hollow kestrel]

¡QUE GIGA-PRO!

[hollow kestrel]

Foxm

[loud]

[patent cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[carmine lion]

A-Nice!

[autumn turtle]

Where tf is the taco bell sound effect

[silk coyote]

No! I'm with the science team!

[autumn turtle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/809309021491167251/1103776145763221514/Screenshot_20230430-153815_YouTube.jpg

[proven mountain]

You’re going to have the glossyiest throat hairs

Heck you’re probably gonna grow hair in your throat

[autumn turtle]

[proven mountain]

[carmine lion]

I am!

[hollow kestrel]

Sonic dies (TW: emotional)

[carmine lion]

😭 I should've known this was so tragic!

😭 im just gonna go cry in a corner 😭

[rotund sorrel]

feels bad man

[desert dew]

8 or 4

[sand river]

the gremlin of soda

still healthier than the average mcdonalds customer

[hollow kestrel]

So true

[sand river]

that was a fat respone

fast

i meant fast

typo

[hollow kestrel]

Well a fat response would be more like

[sand river]

quick, speedy, rapidement

[hollow kestrel]

so true

[sand river]

une reponse grosse

truly a horror

much like my tendency to randomly go silent for several months

[hollow kestrel]

Oh no

[sand river]

le creature terrible

[mellow jacinth]

oh no

[vernal lance]

oh no

[green burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/haircut-challenge-13-27-tiktok-gif-25920589

[proven mountain]

Howd you have a beard when you were 13

[vivid tapir]

Who doesn't have a beard at 13

[proven mountain]

• someone who couldn’t grow a beard at 13

[vivid tapir]

I had a beard when I was 2
I also wrestled bears and solved world hunger

[proven mountain]

World hunger is still here

And back

[vivid tapir]

It's been solved.
It's all a conspiracy theory.

[autumn turtle]

Why is world hunger still an issue?
I smell lies

[vivid tapir]

^

[proven mountain]

Bro gave a trophy to himself

[fiery inlet]

but can you solve this math:
2+2=?

[proven mountain]

22

(Actually 4 but I enjoy the stupidity)

[rotund sorrel]

🔊

[silver seal]

Wait what

[vivid tapir]

🐟

[fiery inlet]

hmmmm

i dont really know the answer but i dont think thats it unfortunately

[silver seal]

2+2 = 4
2 = 4-2
2 = 2
2=A
A=A
B = A
A * A = B * A
A^2 = AB
A^2 - B^2 = AB - B^2
(A+B)(A-B) = B(A-B)
A+B = B
B + B = B
2B = B
4 = 2

Therefore
2 + 0 = 4, not 2 + 2

[green burrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/562324705357594642/1103813824160731166/crocodog.mov

[fluid epoch]

THAT'S SO CUTE AWWWW

[green burrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/755502473778561034/1103816124438687824/20230504_195103.jpg

[past aspen]

they

[leaden vigil]

They

[rare forge]

How to care for you pet Floridian

[worthy cypress]

┌────────────── ┐
│∗ They         │
│     │
└────────────── ┘

[tame tinsel]

Stop whaling on me with these puns

[green burrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031769647982329889/1103837953429622835/IMG_3694.jpg

[patent cloud]

[carmine lion]

crazy how multiplying by zero does those things

[tame tinsel]

What?

[lavish iris]

Diggy diggy hole

[harsh bane]

You lost me at (A+B)(A-B) = B(A-B)

[spice moon]

Distributive property and difference of squares

But it divides by (A-B) which is 0

[worthy cypress]

a = b
(a+b)(a−b) = a(a−b) ⇒ 0 = 0
(a+b) ≠ a(a−b)/(a−b)
(a+b) ≠ a(0)/0
(a+b) ≠ 0/0
division by zero

[raw hollow]

That is obviously a 4 year old smh

[hollow estuary]

nerd

[latent forge]

https://imgur.com/a/xMczgRA

what is that

im use tModLoader

[carmine lion]

https://www.reddit.com/r/TerrariaMemes/comments/137u0hm/teraria_reference_in_2017_real/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=13&utm_content=share_button

[real ravine]

A

[real ravine]

whyyyy

[hallow thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/smg4-smg4skill-issue-skill-issue-smg4mario-smg4skill-gif-26104493

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-skill-issue-skill-gif-24485644

[merry lantern]

2 moons

We’re not in kansas any more

[real ravine]

hmmmm

[fringe kiln]

skill issue

[real ravine]

ye

[median mauve]

I was going to try to make a linkin park reference, but I’ve given up

[vital quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[vital quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-as-that-clash-royale-hee-hee-hee-haw-gif-25054781

[fringe kiln]

I shrimply cannot believe that

[silver seal]

Multimedia is fucking cracked I couldn’t figure out why it worked and had to search it up

[median mauve]

Multimedia is the best channel: change my mind

[vital quiver]

cute cat

[median mauve]

I wish I had a cat

[vital quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/one-shot-one-shot-niko-one-shot-game-niko-gif-25851176

[median mauve]

Dude, I have to check my calculator to see if 5+8 is actually 13, how do you just do this?? For fun ,might I add

[onyx prawn]

Me when I multiply both sides by zero

[real ravine]

time to ask for a concoction

[silver seal]

It’s a formula on the internet I didn’t make it

[ebon atlas]

this is an unsound argument

[ebon atlas]

line 10 is false if it is based upon line 9

So would the following 4 lines

[hexed condor]

rangers

[merry lantern]

But that man, he scares me

This guy from those got junk ads looks like he is silently suffering

[white tundra]

lol

[true bridge]

dog

[silent stone]

dog

[jolly sigil]

Fake

No way

[true bridge]

so no dog?

[true bridge]

dog

[jolly sigil]

No dog

[true bridge]

why no dog

[tidal basin]

I agree it's a rabbit but we are looking from the wrong perspective

[jolly sigil]

Okay, look

You see the image?

[true bridge]

no i'm blind

[jade imp]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[jolly sigil]

I know you're blind man, but ya' gotta see dis

[jolly sigil]

Ya' see that looks more like a wolf than a dog

[jade imp]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[true bridge]

yeah sure let me fix my eyes real quick

ok done

oh ok i can see why no dog now

[jolly sigil]

Yeah

Look at that hair

Mf clearly a wolf

[true bridge]

yeah i see it more clearly now

thank you for enlightening me

[jolly sigil]

I'm glad, man

Be careful out there

These animals bite

and have rabies

[true bridge]

I am the one who pets wild animals gets ripped apart

[tidal basin]

This thou?

[true bridge]

i have two questions

1. why is there a guy in the back with a creeper (?) mask
2. what language is this

[silent stone]

why does someone have a cowboy hat

[true bridge]

well clearly this is a play of some sort

[jolly sigil]

No...

No fuckin' way...

Where was this?

[silent stone]

whys the guy in a maid dress

[jolly sigil]

That's why it's so scary.

[true bridge]

that is the least of our concerns

[jolly sigil]

I just wqnna know the city.

or at least what county.

[tidal basin]

Obviously Poland

[jolly sigil]

COUNTY, NOT COUNTRY

Powiat, mondziole.

[tidal basin]

You see this was an annual costume competition
That's why there is someone with s creeper mask

[tidal basin]

To trzeba było województwo lub gminę

[jolly sigil]

Daj mi jakiś ZNAK w jakim TAK DOBRYM miejscu tam jest.

Cause it's not warsaw.

[tidal basin]

If it had a better resolution you could tell from the paper he's holding

[jolly sigil]

True.

[true bridge]

man i can't read in languages other than english or spanish (and maybe italian)

[tidal basin]

I'm not even sure if that's 2020,2021 or 2023

[jolly sigil]

I wouldn't believe it, until I saw the main head of the school stand next to'em.

With their own sign...

[tidal basin]

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz

[jolly sigil]

That's heavily unfortunate.

[true bridge]

yeah i mainly grew up in a spanish-speaking household, and we had to speak english in school
i only know a bit of italian because of the similarities it has with spanish

same kind of applies to some other languages

[silent stone]

https://tenor.com/view/fox-gif-25805627

[true bridge]

language as a whole is an interesting topic

like people who can understand multiple languages would still be able to read a message aunque decida cambiar el idioma en medio de la oración.

[silent stone]

i speak english and finnish

[jolly sigil]

Yep.

He's boiling water.

OR MAYBE, HE ADDED A PINCH OF SALT TO IT?

[true bridge]

then again, there's also a few languages you can't get away with doing the same, mainly due to how sentences are structured

[jolly sigil]

[true bridge]

i might study language once i actually go to college

maybe as an extra class or whatever

[tidal basin]

Study Latin since you can't read it

[jolly sigil]

[clear bloom]

how to make this more (un)balanced?

[carmine lion]

polish femboys gotta be my fav gender

[carmine lion]

Is that a protogen?

Dead chat

[tidal basin]

I played it like 5 times
Nothing happened

[carmine lion]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-19643215

[tidal basin]

Dawaj powiat

[carmine lion]

Bydgoszcz

[tidal basin]

Nie prawda

[carmine lion]

Powiat chujowy

[tidal basin]

Trochę tak

Bo ma nazwę jak mleko

[carmine lion]

Rehehehehehe

łaciaty?

[tidal basin]

Wątpię że jest taki powiat

[carmine lion]

też

anyways

[tidal basin]

I don't know why but replying broke

[carmine lion]

makes you 100x more attractive can confirm

[tidal basin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/943252726459011072/1022873044177391616/IMG_20220923_161146.jpg

A tapir hunting down a bird

[carmine lion]

National geographic colorised

[solar lily]

wtf am i looking at

[tidal basin]

Crap in fortnite

[lone wind]

Michel approved

[carmine lion]

I love how he just made one video where he stares at the pot for 30 mins to see if it boils

[lone wind]

It was for science

[jolly sigil]

Science ain't real tho

It's just numbers game.

[carmine lion]

i believe its pronounced scee'ence

did anyone catch the reference?

No?

[jolly sigil]

No.

[carmine lion]

ok

(disenchantment)

[polar sphinx]

shortest thorium video...
https://youtu.be/J6eJxNfqWRg

[jolly sigil]

That video is 13 minutes long.

[polar sphinx]

indeed

usually, my videos are mostly reached 25-30 minutes in average

[jolly sigil]

Yeah, thus, indeed.

Making it your shortest thorium video.

[polar sphinx]

yeah

glad you tried to peek my video

I will make the shorts after

[jolly sigil]

I peek at everything.

But, good luck on it.

[polar sphinx]

thanks!

[signal reef]

I’m gonna be real with you
That thumbnail reminds me of when stampy used to play Terraria

You just made me remember that whole series

[kind bough]

Stampy livestreamed Terraria look it up

He beat Moon Lord

[polar sphinx]

Ehehe...

[jolly sigil]

Fake.

[jolly sigil]

Very fake.

[worthy cypress]

Cute

[tidal basin]

Well you know work is expressed by W=F•r
or Fr in short because that work do be hard fr

[jolly sigil]

Fr fr.

[tidal basin]

Do you know why dark is spelled with s k and not a c? Because you can't c in the dark..... Or can you?
c means speed of light and c still functions in the dark, so according to science you can c in the dark

[jolly sigil]

[jolly sigil]

LOL

[daring turtle]

ye

[carmine lion]

whar?

[daring turtle]

exposed

[tidal basin]

Did you know that whilst going 99.999991% speed of light earth is a disk that's about 21km thick

[carmine lion]

its almost flat

[carmine lion]

FLAT EARTH CONFIRMED~!!!

[daring turtle]

what have you done

[tidal basin]

Thing being
At 100% c you can't see anything

[carmine lion]

but without the ~

[tidal basin]

Actually

You can be even

[carmine lion]

well

[carmine lion]

theoretically

[tidal basin]

Because time doesn't move for you at 100% c

[carmine lion]

what anime is this 🤓

[jolly sigil]

You're asking seriously or nah?

Cause I will answer it

[carmine lion]

srs

[jolly sigil]

Made In Abyss.

[carmine lion]

Thanks might watch it

[carmine lion]

Real

[tidal basin]

Replies are fucking broken

Both of those were supposed to be replies
Yet none of them came out as replies

[carmine lion]

ok

[jolly sigil]

What is that...?

WHAT THE HELL IS DAT

[tidal basin]

Fumo

[jolly sigil]

WHAT THE FUCK!?

[tidal basin]

https://tenor.com/view/fumo-yuuka-touhou-gif-26481725

Little touhou plushies

There's quite a few of them

[jolly sigil]

Okay.

[jolly sigil]

Mf turned on creative

[jolly sigil]

LOOK AT THE NEW KICKS THAT THE ORANGE ONE IS WEARING

THAT'S AMAZING.

[sly pollen]

Damn

[lone wind]

Jokes aside, that sounded amazing

[jolly sigil]

That is an amazing song, I love that.

[jolly sigil]

Not as good.

I like bit remixes tho

[sly pollen]

Sounded a bit better originally but discord compressed it further

[sly pollen]

That's very well done lol

[lone wind]

Her: he’s probably cheating on me……

Him with the boys:

[fast crescent]

why do all of the rickrolls you send sound genuinely fantastic

[jolly sigil]

Nah, the touhou one should just be...it's own thing.

There are better out there.

[lone wind]

Welp, let me find something else in this case

[jolly sigil]

I will wait

I actually love that song

[lone wind]

I adore it too, such a pop

[jolly sigil]

But, you know what is also as good as rick roll.

https://youtu.be/yPYZpwSpKmA

[lone wind]

He actually did it?! (Also is it just me or does he look noticeably older despite it wasn’t that long ago since he made the first “never gonna give you up” )

[jolly sigil]

Yeah

[delicate scaffold]

i swear the amount of rick rolls i got while scrolling down

[jolly sigil]

He has more songs than just that

[lone wind]

There’s more…

[delicate scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/punisher-no-no-no-tanklorde-gif-25785566

[lone wind]

Idk, I don’t listen to much songs, but I like Rick’s voice

[proven valve]

Loud music

[delicate scaffold]

I SWEAR ANOTHER RICKROLL

[jolly sigil]

Yes

[delicate scaffold]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/251116850132287490/1091153850607611984/murder-2.gif

[jolly sigil]

[boreal crane]

gaming

[delicate scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/nikocado-avocado-gif-24350012

[lone wind]

Warning: Dutch

[autumn turtle]

One dude is driving a vacuum

Atleast the racetrack will be clean

[boreal crane]

That is some devastated wallpaper

[lone wind]

I have a feeling their cart would suck

[harsh bane]

https://twitter.com/hourlywolvesbot/status/1654395658109956097?s=20

Hourly Wolves (@hourlywolvesbot)

HourlyWolves presents:

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752

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136

Twitter · May 5, 2023, 8:00 AM

[delicate scaffold]

yipee

[tame tinsel]

Dear god...

[fringe kiln]

he chomp

[past aspen]

bison

[tame tinsel]

Three of the bot's inventory is 90% Bison

I-

[zinc oar]

Bad Apple but Bad Apple! !

[flat compass]

https://tenor.com/view/the-unmatched-power-of-the-sun-sun-power-cop-gif-22776276

[quasi chasm]

No it’s not

[jolly sigil]

But why?

[latent barn]

Fear

[quasi chasm]

Netwoke

[hollow kestrel]

👏👏

[autumn turtle]

Now for your next word, this one was made by a caveman

RUOK

[untold apex]

Are you ok?

[silk mountain]

Umm......

[autumn turtle]

That’s correct, you win

[untold apex]

Wha?

[proven valve]

Should Sniper get a crossbow-like weapon

Slower firing, heavier damaging and faster arrow speed

Scoping included

[autumn turtle]

You won an all expenses paid cruise around the world

[delicate scaffold]

did you just describe the rebar launcher on gmod/hl

[proven valve]

almost

think of it like a long range huntsman

[autumn turtle]

Nah, we don’t need sniper to have a scope on the huntsman

Especially since the huntsman arrows already have easy to hit headshots hitboxes

[proven valve]

Thats sad considering crossbow fits the nature of Sniper more

[fast crescent]

hello multimedia

[green burrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/416674725679333397/1104045879834452068/FMBOI6EXsAcEKuv.jpg

[tame tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/team-fortress2-tf2-heavy-hevy-sandvich-gif-23754643

[fallow berry]

Hello mobile users

Defenitely DO NOT HOLD THE SPARKLE EMOTE

[sturdy dove]

That isn't very funny

[latent barn]

https://tenor.com/view/store-gif-23042209

[jolly sigil]

Fake.

[carmine lion]

Mkay

Looks cool tho

[hollow kestrel]

Deserved

[jolly sigil]

Real

[hollow kestrel]

When the image of an average boy holding wilting flowers morphs my face to look like Homer Simpson’s which then slowly becomes a smile of steady realization (I have been infected)

[fast crescent]

(you got the dud)

[proven valve]

(I have been infected for long ago)

[balmy arch]

(i cant remember anything but the image)

[tidal basin]

GUYS!

I can't believe it

Shrek 5 next Friday

[fast crescent]

thanks nano komputronik

[sturdy dove]

Look what I got

[autumn turtle]

Fun fact: smoke detectors have americium-241 in them

[fast crescent]

look at this big fucking thing

[autumn turtle]

Camo cookies

[sturdy dove]

It's definitely one of the big things that I have gotten in my life

[autumn turtle]

That’s what she said @sturdy dove and @fast crescent

[kind bough]

She wouldn't say that to me though 😔

[autumn turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/get-well-get-well-gif-13393267

[fast crescent]

she said as she stood in front of the burj khalifa (the tallest building in the world found in Dubai, United Arab Emirates)

[jolly sigil]

My sushi has uranium 235 in it.

Delicious snack.

[kind bough]

When I hear the word "Dubai" I think of "no sewage system"

[autumn turtle]

Why do we call it building even after we finish building them

[kind bough]

Oh my god this is so sweet thank you..

[fast crescent]

you could say their sewage system

is rather

dubai-ous

[kind bough]

ba dum tss

[kind bough]

But seriously Dubai designers never planning to build a sewage system is hilarious af

[fast crescent]

dubai urban planners spending several billion dollars on the prettiest yet most useless shit you will ever see

[kind bough]

Those fancy buildings are half empty anyways

[sturdy dove]

Me getting ready to die in a month

[fast crescent]

bro is dressed to impress

[autumn turtle]

Like the aether portal, they were warned it would never work

[vivid tapir]

Aether portal irl

[kind bough]

Oil money went to this instead of diversifying the economy:

[autumn turtle]

holy shit

[vivid tapir]

NAH THEY GOT IT WORKIN

AETHER IRL

[median mauve]

THEY’RE TOO POWERFUL

[sturdy dove]

Damn I was just about to post that

[vivid tapir]

wait a second

[kind bough]

Does yours have an ifunny.co watermark?

[sturdy dove]

No

[kind bough]

probably stolen from reddit anyway

[median mauve]

I think most people steal memes from Reddit

[sturdy dove]

What is a reddit

[kind bough]

For shame

[fast crescent]

me entering unimaginable debt so I can live on a tiny version of a country with better infrastructure

[sturdy dove]

Infrastruct deez nuts

[median mauve]

Wow very funny

Give this man a funny award

[fast crescent]

give this man deez nuts

[median mauve]

I walked into that

[sturdy dove]

What would you know about funny? Your account was created three months ago.

[jolly sigil]

[fast crescent]

thsi fuckinj cate

[median mauve]

Touché

[jolly sigil]

Me when I have account since 28th december

[fast crescent]

me when my account is four years old (I am eligible for a senior discount)

[jolly sigil]

Bull

[fast crescent]

right there bruh

[sturdy dove]

That makes me 50% past senior discount

[jolly sigil]

Bruh, my account is from 2019...i promise 🙏

[kind bough]

A non, il parle français 💀

[fast crescent]

ancient discount

[sturdy dove]

The primordial discount

[fast crescent]

cambrian explosion ass discount

[fast crescent]

do you not believe me or smth

[jolly sigil]

Nah

[fast crescent]

because the date is right there,,,

ok

[jolly sigil]

I believe you, Mordecai.

No worries.

[fast crescent]

👍

[autumn turtle]

Rigby, mordecai

Get off discord and get back to work OR YOU’RE FIRED

[jolly sigil]

Ugh! This lame work is stressing me out!

[balmy arch]

a couple minutes later they're casually saving the world from the gigamod, who's trying to ban the entire world or something

[fast crescent]

dude... Benson is such a dweeb
why can't he just pay us to sit on discord all day

[sturdy dove]

You mean, Mordecai and Rigby!

[autumn turtle]

You too muscle man, get to work

[fast crescent]

unforgiveable mistake

[kind bough]

Uhh something something rigby would say to respond

(I don't watch regular show)

[fast crescent]

thank you for your input rigby regular show

[sturdy dove]

You know who else needs to get back to work?

[kind bough]

Muscle Man on his way to commit mass genocide:

Actually I have another joke but I'd get banned

[fast crescent]

You know who else has a joke that would get them banned?

[sturdy dove]

https://tenor.com/view/regular-show-my-mom-shirt-swing-trash-talk-bye-gif-5037821

[jolly sigil]

Lol, I would love to see a ban appeal that just says

"I was just joshin' around"

[fast crescent]

"I was doing it for Margaret"

[jolly sigil]

Margarert left you on read again, huh?

Don't worry sucka just hit this purp

[fast crescent]

dude... this wock hits diff
woaaaaaaah

[kind bough]

And that Margaret is Margaret Thatcher

[jolly sigil]

I swear, we just went from bad roleplay of regular show, to muscle man...to simply mordecai and rigby living in the projects.

Amazing

[kind bough]

Dude shut up this is our job, to slack around and not looking after the park

Isn't that right, Mordecai?

[fast crescent]

hold up dude... I'm chatting up this new CJ chick

[carmine lion]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-gta-sa-grand-theft-auto-grand-theft-auto-san-andreas-gta-one-liners-gif-17463001

[sturdy dove]

That's what I was thinking

[kind bough]

Aww sorry dude, my bad. I do care about your FAILING "finding love" situation. Seriously, you are boring now. What happened to you? I remembered playing video games with you late at night with chips and soda every day and sleeping in, but now you are different. We haven't played together since yesterday! You even slept properly and woke up in the morning today!

[sturdy dove]

The role play, the role play is real!!

[jolly sigil]

THE ROLE PLAY IS REAL!

[sturdy dove]

For some reason food has regained its flavor

Everything was dull for a while

[carmine lion]

Reminds me of my long front hair.

[brazen dune]

That's the most american thing I've heard today

[sturdy dove]

So true

[carmine lion]

"He just like me fr"

[brazen dune]

My Uncle is currently in Dubai!

[carmine lion]

Yusuf Amir

[brazen dune]

yes

[sturdy dove]

That was definitely a video

[jade imp]

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[sturdy dove]

It could've been better imo

[jade imp]

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[sturdy dove]

Oh yeah?

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-cat-squidgame-gif-25240006

[lavish iris]

Loved that video

Made my day

Not really

[sturdy dove]

Then why did you say it

[fast crescent]

good video thank you

[lavish iris]

I don't know

[sturdy dove]

Get help

[worthy cypress]

Banger (in the sense that the song and the visuals are greatly invested in, and generally worth the effort of witnessing)

[carmine lion]

inaudible grunting

I have come for your majic

[carmine lion]

Oh look kitties!

[jade imp]

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[jade imp]

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[carmine lion]

la creatura

[sturdy dove]

Đ●Ğ

[carmine lion]

Devourer of Gods

[sturdy dove]

Devourer of Gradeschoolers

https://tenor.com/view/teehee-doggo-pitbull-cutie-dog-gif-15868302

[jade imp]

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[fast crescent]

I support the pitbulls against toddlers campaign

[jade imp]

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[fast crescent]

sorry little timmy

[carmine lion]

Rest in pieces 😔

[worthy cypress]

I love those

[honest mango]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-gif-25793467

[lone wind]

No don’t get real, I beg you

[carmine lion]

I bug you

[jolly sigil]

Fake.

Zombies never danced like dat.

[hexed condor]

the dancers aren't zombies, they're Crazy Dave's 3 times removed cousins from the United Hamburgers of Hotdogia, a tiny island chain off of Constantinople

[jolly sigil]

[worthy cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-getting-real-about-to-get-real-george-lucas-gif-22438327

[fast crescent]

ah man I went to that place once

the food there is shit

[proven mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-get-unreal-friday-night-funkin-friday-night-funkin-memes-gif-21880400

[jolly sigil]

FNF mods be like

160 BPS, pretty easy charting too

[tidal basin]

Replies

Fucking not working again

[tidal basin]

Supposed to go to this

[carmine lion]

Yes I do like a vanilla latte in my sandwich yummy

minor spelling mistake

[marsh pilot]

I love eating a picture of obama

[cunning pumice]

the Picture of Obama really adds the flavor

[carmine lion]

mm yeah thats good too

makes it really just

pop

[past aspen]

obama sandwich

[fast crescent]

vegetables 🤢🤢🤮

[errant fog]

my liver started to hurt after looking at soldier's sandwich

[sturdy dove]

Just buy another

[errant fog]

how

[fast crescent]

take mine

$20

[worthy cypress]

btw

that file is lost to time

[past aspen]

good
its too dangerous to be left alive

[worthy cypress]

I do know of one that goes from about 42 kB to 4.5 PB

there’s also this one that can’t be downloaded because Mediafire blocked it

[past aspen]

lmao

[raw hollow]

Sniper would literally just have 2 slices of bread and a jarate in the middle

[carmine lion]

Mmmm jarate

[carmine lion]

Yo what the fuck?

I didn't expect it to be a huge ass statue.

[carmine lion]

lookin fine

[silk coyote]

Bird inflation 💀

[merry lantern]

Is that… chuck??

[carmine lion]

"Computer! Show me Angry Birds inflation!"

[silk coyote]

[merry lantern]

I once accidentally looked up moans on youtube

[carmine lion]

How did it go?

[merry lantern]

I wouldn’t recommend it

[carmine lion]

Thanks for the advice

[carmine lion]

what in the hell

[merry lantern]

Not photoshopped

I did nothing on my phone’s camera either

I couldn’t for the life of me spell camera properly just now

Canera, caner, cer lol

[carmine lion]

ah yes, cmeera

no

kanera

no

im going insane

no

ok bye

[merry lantern]

I type fast with one finger so I’m prone to mistakes

I mistyped prone as probe just now, and just as nust

One day the text replacement feature on my phone will be a more complete personalized autocorrect (less annoying than the built in autocorrect which I turned off) as I continue to update it with mistakes I make

[hexed condor]

Bubagee Buster

[rotund sorrel]

this is a weird FnF mod

[sturdy dove]

Fortinitee free fire

[merry lantern]

Have some popcorn

[hollow kestrel]

School headphones

Aww discord breaks the stereo feature

Booooo

Have this instead

[pallid dew]

I’m definitely getting stereo

[amber glen]

it works

[hollow kestrel]

Oh based

[sturdy dove]

What is stereo

[hollow kestrel]

Basically 3D sound

[sturdy dove]

I only know mono

[hollow kestrel]

Mono is sound you’ll hear from the “front” or with 0 dynamics to audio

Stereo however taps into the left and right sides of headphones, panning the audio in a 3D space

Like you can have bass come from the left with treble on the right instead of it all sounding the same all around

[sturdy dove]

Thanks teach

[sturdy dove]

The pink hoodie and anime girl figurines...

[hollow kestrel]

Currently music posting hours

[carmine lion]

What's with the music

[sturdy dove]

Nah I'm canceling it

[carmine lion]

Canceling what

?

[sturdy dove]

The music

[carmine lion]

Why

[sturdy dove]

I feel like it

[carmine lion]

Ok then go for it!

Aight fuck this I'm out

[hollow estuary]

hes gonna hunt down the man who called him junk in the box

[hollow kestrel]

More

[sturdy dove]

No

[merry lantern]

His mouth is moving but since he has nothing but bones

[hollow kestrel]

Yes

[sturdy dove]

No.

[hollow kestrel]

Yes

[carmine lion]

Too bad I can't listen to it

[sturdy dove]

No.

[carmine lion]

Its that faze huh

The no faze

Phase

I'm dumb

Anyways

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/999471557682417724.gif?size=48&quality=lossless

[hollow kestrel]

Yes

[sturdy dove]

No.

[untold apex]

Oh dear me, it appears I'm crying blood again

[sturdy dove]

Woohoo

I did it

[merry lantern]

What a big nose you have

[sturdy dove]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-mario-kart-mario-world-nintendo-nintendo-switch-gif-21153397

[hollow kestrel]

Yes

[steady lake]

Don’t you love it when you make a good transition?

Here’s the image I meant to send, but on the road so I lagged

[sturdy dove]

No.

[autumn turtle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/200710164934819840/1104154780319883404/image.png

[errant fog]

11

let's do the same but on mine

[harsh bane]

7

[harsh bane]

5

[jade imp]

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[proper flicker]

i love gimmicky characters and long levels

[hexed condor]

[autumn turtle]

Why tf did that not copy correctly?

how tf did that not copy correctly?!

Wtf did apple do with copying images

[worthy cypress]

7 to 8

[hexed condor]

93

[harsh bane]

https://twitter.com/hourlywolvesbot/status/1654395658109956097?s=20

Hourly Wolves (@hourlywolvesbot)

HourlyWolves presents:

Likes

1324

Retweets

220

Twitter · May 5, 2023, 8:00 AM

[untold apex]

Melon

[autumn turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/reginald-angry-eating-angry-eating-monster-house-gif-20013301

[jolly sigil]

[hexed condor]

[jolly sigil]

Fake

Wolves would never eat a melon

[hexed condor]

mlon

[brazen dune]

same but for mine

do it

https://tenor.com/view/wakeup-meme-stare-scary-gif-20018681

[autumn turtle]

999 because shaggy would kill me if I give a bad rating

[brazen dune]

https://tenor.com/view/shaggy-shaggy-ultra-instinct-gif-24134957

[split karma]

SODA!!!

[sturdy dove]

What would you do if I stole this

[real ravine]

delicious

[real ravine]

ye

[green burrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/612403606422814730/1104159927766888518/GifMeme23173305052023.gif

[hollow kestrel]

Yes

[sturdy dove]

No.

[hollow kestrel]

Yes

[sturdy dove]

No.

[autumn turtle]

https://youtu.be/y280FfAC5p8

[kind bough]

Not as good as the second banana

[past aspen]

6.5

[marsh pilot]

5

[worthy cypress]

“when will the sun explode?”

[past aspen]

dawn of the final day

[vernal lance]

uh oh spaghetti O's

[versed igloo]

if anyone wants to play some terraria dm me

[sage summit]

dont worry googles just trolling we got like 5 billion years left

[worthy cypress]

I… know?

[fringe kiln]

the sun will explode tomorrow

its coming

[sage summit]

unless the articles were made 5 billion years ago

[jade imp]

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[silk coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/pepper-pepperman-pizza-tower-pepperman-peppermansweep-pizza-tower-gif-27639850

[tiny grail]

Discord’s changing the username system

[silk coyote]

How so

[tiny grail]

It’ll be like twitter

Your display name can be whatever but instead of your name with #7542 or smth it’ll be an @

[jade imp]

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[silk coyote]

Skul

First YouTube and now Discord

When will it end

[jade imp]

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[silk coyote]

For sure

[tiny grail]

The older the account the sooner you can change it

[silk coyote]

💀

I had an older account but deleted it

[jade imp]

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[silk coyote]

Because someone tried to stalk me

[tiny grail]

I’m gonna steal someone’s name

[silk coyote]

Just the @

[tiny grail]

Cus your @ can’t be the same as someone else

[silk coyote]

Not the display name

[jade imp]

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[tiny grail]

I could steal one of the terraria officials’ names
My account is older

[jade imp]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[silk coyote]

Truly

[tiny grail]

You will still be findable through your old name

I believe

[silk coyote]

Then what the fuck is the point

[tiny grail]

Idk

Let ppl steal names

[silk coyote]

aaaaaaaaa

[worthy cypress]

the two letter names will be sniped almost immediately

[tiny grail]

Yeah

Or names of colours

[merry lantern]

Names of games too perhaps?

[worthy cypress]

Generic names like dave and john will be picked up really quickly too

[merry lantern]

Imagine if someone takes the discord name cus discord didn’t do so first

I could see it happening

[worthy cypress]

also

imagine some YouTubers get their names sniped

[tiny grail]

I might do it

My account is fairly old so a lot of people aren’t safe

[worthy cypress]

which is unlikely since the Discord Partners get it sooner, but it might still happen for some non-partner yters

[tiny grail]

[silk coyote]

Why is there a comma

Wtf

[worthy cypress]

also

[tiny grail]

Yes burn, and be destroyed by a huge hammer

[silk coyote]

And why is there two spaces

[worthy cypress]

the space between just and want is massive

[silk coyote]

Yeah

[silk coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/some-men-just-want-to-watch-the-world-burn-batman-alfred-quotes-gif-14054558

That's better

[tiny grail]

I am an agent of chaos

[worthy cypress]

the thousands of people named Mario:

[tiny grail]

The perks of having a fairly old account are finally coming to fruition

[worthy cypress]

also

the scams that will happen

so that rare accounts get stolen

[silk coyote]

"realapple"

[tiny grail]

Taking someone’s name and selling the account with it back

[worthy cypress]

it’ll be like with Minecraft og names lol

[silk coyote]

I love it when Discord adds shitty features

[tiny grail]

Yes

[worthy cypress]

I did have one of those at some point in time, but changed because I didn’t like it

[silk coyote]

They had a massive W with upgrading the file upload size

But this is a massive L

[tiny grail]

My name in mc is kinda long tho i don’t use any numbers

[worthy cypress]

same

[tiny grail]

Its the same name I use for everything except this discord

[worthy cypress]

My name in Minecraft is just my own in Discord but a bit reduced

so it’s LionManeJellyfsh instead

[tiny grail]

I do not care about my name on this discord

[silk coyote]

Zamn

You joined on 420

[tiny grail]

I am only swordsnake temporarily

[tiny grail]

No that would may 20

[worthy cypress]

imagine the amount of 6–8 year old accounts that will get stolen

[silk coyote]

Bro can't count

1. January
2. February
3. March
4. April