multimedia

[narrow pollen]

im lurking and stalking in multimedia when you least expect it

[golden stratus]

necromancy

[golden stratus]

ok

[oblique basalt]

even larfleeze was scared of the black lanterns

[narrow pollen]

NO WAIT

[oblique basalt]

that just tells you how bad it is

[narrow pollen]

yes

NO PLEASE WAIT]

I BEG YOU

[oblique basalt]

...oh, hey bot

[narrow pollen]

hi larfleeze

[oblique basalt]

been a while...

[golden stratus]

can Moe run doom on his brain?

[narrow pollen]

yoo hows it going dude?

[oblique basalt]

im doing well

just describing ridiculous green lantern lore

[narrow pollen]

good to hear that

[narrow pollen]

cool

[golden stratus]

tell us the larfleeze lore

[oblique basalt]

oh god

that genuinely sounds like a dc villain

[oblique basalt]

uhh... i would if i could, but DC retconned his goddamn backstory, so it's unlikely to be true

[golden stratus]

this is the most engaging multimedia discussion since ages

[narrow pollen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1040832807448088656/1057125350036996156/caption.gif

[golden stratus]

do it anyways

[oblique basalt]

idk man

just search larfleeze on wikipedia

(yes he has a wikipedia article)

[golden stratus]

boring

[narrow pollen]

larfleeze lore

[golden stratus]

oh nice he has a wikipedia article

[oblique basalt]

black lanterns

[golden stratus]

honestly

if you could get an item

[narrow pollen]

dont

larfleeze would be sad if you do

[clear bloom]

what happem ifball the lantern combine thibgy

[oblique basalt]

[oblique basalt]

THAT HAS ACTUALLY HAPPENED BEFORE

although

you can get SEVERELY punished by the guardians of the universe if they catch you

[narrow pollen]

reincarnation?

[oblique basalt]

when i mean severely i mean like

you miiiight die

they dont

[narrow pollen]

frozen in ice watching millions of years go by in real time?

[clear bloom]

jeez bro they get banned from the universe

?

[oblique basalt]

hal jordan has lived a normal life without his powers on earth

[narrow pollen]

in space so noone can free you?

[oblique basalt]

yep, im serious

[golden stratus]

something that would be fucking awesome would be a wikipedia book

[oblique basalt]

i think guy gardner was the one to try to harness the power of all the lantern rings?

[golden stratus]

its not even big its mostly thick

think of the bible

[clear bloom]

brb combineing the lantern

[golden stratus]

but theres millions of pages

[sleek crescent]

house-sized book listing every single wikipedia page to exist

[golden stratus]

yes

[oblique basalt]

that exists.

it's called the "Book of OA"

[golden stratus]

IT UFCKING WHATS

[oblique basalt]

yeah

[golden stratus]

THE LANTERN BIBLE

[clear bloom]

oh no

[narrow pollen]

laternism

[oblique basalt]

the book of oa holds tons and tons of... info
i dont know to be specific, i dont think anything was ever clarified

it's a HUGE book though

[golden stratus]

we should make a religion out of this

[clear bloom]

can you explode for the funny

[narrow pollen]

ok

[golden stratus]

is it bigger than all the wikipedia articles in existance in one book?

[narrow pollen]

correct

[oblique basalt]

it could be, who knows

[narrow pollen]

💥

[oblique basalt]

larfleeze has a book too

book of greed, i think it's called that

[clear bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-happy-celebration-joy-confetti-gif-25557730

[oblique basalt]

...but it doesnt even contain anything important because larfleeze is too greedy to share any info about himself and his weaknesses and whatnot

[golden stratus]

sounds like an item that increases your money in a game

maybe roguelike

[oblique basalt]

isaac

[narrow pollen]

one way to find out

[clear bloom]

what is the monionz

[oblique basalt]

woah woah woah

[golden stratus]

''the book of greed''

randomizes your money gain from enemies

[oblique basalt]

be careful trying to steal the book of oa

the guardians of the universe will also ban you from existence if they catch you

[clear bloom]

who gru??

[narrow pollen]

yiy

[golden stratus]

its a small price to pay to read a book

[oblique basalt]

well it holds tons of deep and dark secrets and whatnot

[golden stratus]

WAIT

[oblique basalt]

pretty much everything about lanterns, oa, the guardians, the universe itself, and so on

[golden stratus]

what if someone rather than stealing it

[narrow pollen]

ive always been confuesed on the green lantern comics

[golden stratus]

makes a wikipedia article out of it

with all the pages

[oblique basalt]

LMFAO

[narrow pollen]

like why dont they just bring a gun to every fight

[oblique basalt]

THATD BE HILARIOUS

[narrow pollen]

just shoot em in the leg and refuse to elaborate further leaving them permanently disabled

[oblique basalt]

wait, does the book of oa have an article on the DC database wiki?

[golden stratus]

one way to find out

[oblique basalt]

im still unsure if it's ever been read before or revealed what it contains

[oblique basalt]

well they can make gun constructs

[narrow pollen]

larfleeze

[oblique basalt]

kilowog has used a machine gun construct in the animated series several times before

[narrow pollen]

does the green lantern character have any superhuman healing abilities

[oblique basalt]

yes and no

[narrow pollen]

if not then why cant we just shoot them with a 5.56 in the leg

[oblique basalt]

it depends on the species of the lantern member

[narrow pollen]

so some are allergic to bullets

got it

[oblique basalt]

plausible, yes

[golden stratus]

are they allergic to peanuts

alr so

[oblique basalt]

the addition of green lantern massively expanded the DC universe

[golden stratus]

now ig ot a great weapon idea

make a peanut launcher

[oblique basalt]

it opened up to, well, outer space and wayy outer-er space

[golden stratus]

its a gun that shoots peanuts instead of bulletse

[narrow pollen]

no i have a better idea

[golden stratus]

multimedia goes hard in 2 am

[oblique basalt]

there's like, over 3000 known space sectors in the universe, and up to 2 green lantern corps members can patrol each sector
that's a lot of different members, and there's different species of each kind

[golden stratus]

only 2 green lanterns?

[narrow pollen]

use a quantum trapper for where when they step on something every single inch of their body down to the atomic level they get teleported to a place where they are locked up

and then force fed peanut butter

[oblique basalt]

yeah surprisingly only up to 2

[narrow pollen]

watch as they have an allergic reaction and explode

[oblique basalt]

👀

[golden stratus]

force feed them raw peanuts

[sleek crescent]

vandalizing a store in the luigi's mansion 3 hotel using literally just a suitcase as a club

the funny

[golden stratus]

what

did you like find a uh

''exploit''

[narrow pollen]

glmpgh hfsukgmhmphmmph

[sleek crescent]

no

[narrow pollen]

what i imagine it would sound like

[narrow pollen]

whats wrong with my idea?

[sleek crescent]

the suction cup attaches to the suitcase, and it does not get destroyed after being slammed either

[golden stratus]

how powerful is it

[narrow pollen]

suck

[oblique basalt]

i-im not saying it's bad or anything..

[sleek crescent]

shards of glass

[golden stratus]

shards of glass hurt

be more specific

[narrow pollen]

well im gonna start building it

problem is

how do i teleport things

[sleek crescent]

well it just decimates the metal and the glass on the cases

[oblique basalt]

wait, building it?-

[sleek crescent]

[narrow pollen]

ya heard me right

[golden stratus]

what glass

[narrow pollen]

im gonna grab someone and force them to walk through the pad

[golden stratus]

how do you know they're allergic to peauts

[narrow pollen]

teleporting them into a bed where they are trapped

[narrow pollen]

i dont know

i just assume it

[golden stratus]

this sounds different from the peanut idea

[narrow pollen]

what?

[golden stratus]

nothing continue

[narrow pollen]

ok maybe we should switch it out for bananas

we worked this out in highschool

if you ate about 4 thousand bananas you would die from radiation

[sleek crescent]

use the complete freeze to change the dna of said person in such a way that they do get a peanut allergy

[narrow pollen]

so we just buy 4 thousand bananas

and force feed them it

[golden stratus]

how much is 1 banana

[narrow pollen]

about 25 cents

king banana

those big ones

they contain the most potassium

[oblique basalt]

random fact
larfleeze patrols space sector 2828, which is where okaara is located

[narrow pollen]

that is a random fact indeed

[golden stratus]

25 cents

[oblique basalt]

hmm

[narrow pollen]

what would kill them first

[oblique basalt]

i wanna research more DC stuff to make my own "useless facts" series

[narrow pollen]

the sudden influx of potassium to their heart and body in general

[golden stratus]

honestly sounds fun

[narrow pollen]

or the radiation

[golden stratus]

their stomach

[narrow pollen]

do it

[oblique basalt]

yeah, and since i got better hardware i can actually record and edit stuff

[narrow pollen]

someone made a series about random facts and got like

[oblique basalt]

wanna see?

[narrow pollen]

300 dollars

i dont see why not

[golden stratus]

i'd watch it

[narrow pollen]

i would subscribe to you

[oblique basalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/945856633895014480/1058005171638116352/Terraria__Shut_Up_and_Dig_Gaiden_2022-12-29_07-44-59.mp4

look at the framerate

[golden stratus]

thats smooth for calamity (ew)

[oblique basalt]

obviously i dont have the fps counter but im literally fighting the devourer of frames

[golden stratus]

love the ahit music

[oblique basalt]

same

[narrow pollen]

the frame is smooth imo

[oblique basalt]

i wasnt playing with the calamity music pack on purpose for my resource pack lmao

[golden stratus]

my faovrite is probably the snatcher or uh

hold on elt me serach it up rq

[oblique basalt]

mustache girl EX theme?

[golden stratus]

no

[oblique basalt]

cringe

[golden stratus]

that goes hard tho

[oblique basalt]

also

[narrow pollen]

i should probably stop playing beat up a civillian simulator while chatting with you 3

i mean 2

[oblique basalt]

i love how you didnt notice what weapon i was using lmao

[golden stratus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-3WJjy4gRk

goes really hard

[oblique basalt]

omg i love that

[golden stratus]

love the start

[oblique basalt]

but still

[golden stratus]

i need to do the contracts agian

[oblique basalt]

did you see what i used to kill DoG lmao

[narrow pollen]

🤚 question

can someone please help me with barotrauma

it wont stop validating itself

[golden stratus]

how does it have that range

[narrow pollen]

i cant play it

its been 3 days

[oblique basalt]

for some reason increasing the attack speed makes it appear further out

[golden stratus]

what

[oblique basalt]

yeah

i used a mod to massively buff the copper shortsword for the sake of the recording as a joke lmao

[clear bloom]

now make it broken

[oblique basalt]

have another funny

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/964331458326065252/1058851096103239861/speed.mp4

my framerate doesnt chug when i go super fast

unlike my older pc

honestly i love this new laptop

[clear bloom]

v1 deded

[oblique basalt]

[YOU ARE DEAD]

[clear bloom]

yes i am

[golden stratus]

what happend to v1 uk

[oblique basalt]

lmao engie

[oblique basalt]

i should show you something

[clear bloom]

slightly upper text

[oblique basalt]

hang on

[golden stratus]

arl

[oblique basalt]

here we go

[golden stratus]

how excited for p-2 are you

[oblique basalt]

Yes

[golden stratus]

true

honestly can't wait for the custom maps

[oblique basalt]

i also have ultrakill gui, player hurt and death sfx and ofc the music

[narrow pollen]

ultraria

[narrow pollen]

correc

[oblique basalt]

ngl

i want the ultrakill gm_construct map ported to gmod

[narrow pollen]

ultraria sounds like a good name

[oblique basalt]

i know someone did kinda do it but it's a retexture of gm_construct, not a port of the actual map

[narrow pollen]

ultramod?

i should do that because number 1: im bored number 2: i dont have anythign better to do and my school burnt down meaning i graduate immidietly with a bachelors degree

[oblique basalt]

wdym

do what

[narrow pollen]

port ultrakill's sandbox gm construct to gmod

[oblique basalt]

yes yes please

i dont want a lazy retexture of the gmod construct

i want THE ultrakill construct

[narrow pollen]

with the weapons and spawnable orbs n enemies?

[oblique basalt]

that could be a seperate addon

i know the enemies already do exist with one-to-one functions (yeah its really cool)

there's even BOSSES like minos prime

[narrow pollen]

minos prime

that brings SO MUCH memories

[oblique basalt]

lmao

[narrow pollen]

most of them stress

[oblique basalt]

one time i spawned something wicked

and it just INSTAKILLED minos

apparently something wicked attacks the other ultrakill nextbot enemies

[narrow pollen]

wicked is literally an angry stick figure

how is it so POWERFUL

[oblique basalt]

one time i spawned something wicked in a backrooms map

i just ran for my life lmao

[narrow pollen]

in the secret level it slowly goes from " oh god that was scary " to a more " oh god damn it i was so close "

[oblique basalt]

oh yeah and it does teleport to a random location if you attack it

one time i even spawned it in a baldi map and i even added in a baldi nextbot
both of them were just constantly chasing me it was hilarious
(i was also playing a dark version of the map so i had the flashlight)

like, something wicked would just be at the end of a hallway and run straight towards me out of the darkness

[narrow pollen]

wait what?

ultrakill has a flashlight?

[oblique basalt]

i had to shoot it quick enough to make it go away

no, referring to gmod

[narrow pollen]

oh my god that wouldve been so useful in the secret level

ohh gmod

ok

[oblique basalt]

i just have a ton of ultrakill addons for gmod lmao

like.. ui, weapons, playermodels, even the pixel filter

[narrow pollen]

why is ultrakill suddenly popular

[oblique basalt]

i actually have no idea

i used to hate it because of those people who constantly boast about it nonstop annoyingly

but this is the first time i actually got into a game i hated purely out of my own experience and lookouts

[narrow pollen]

i remember playing it in december of 2020

[oblique basalt]

it all started with that damn V1 vanity set i had in terraria

i was like, "hmm, this character looks cool" then i slowly got more and more into it

[narrow pollen]

you know gabriel?

[oblique basalt]

oh him

[narrow pollen]

hes an amazing character in ultrakill

[oblique basalt]

minos is funny to me with his monotone voice

"juuudgement!"

[narrow pollen]

" how the FUCK do i lose to a CAMERA?? "

" you call shooting a coin MARTIAL ART?? "

2 seconds later

dies to a railgun ricoshot

[oblique basalt]

oh yeah V1's head is literally a camera pretty much? lmao

[narrow pollen]

gopro

[oblique basalt]

V1 could literally be a meta representation of the player

but then what's V2

[narrow pollen]

i remember accidently sequence breaking and was just standing infront of v2 while he sits with his smug look

then i tried shooting him

that was a bad idea

[oblique basalt]

isnt there like 3 skull pedestals infront of the door you enter to fight V2

[narrow pollen]

2 bossfights later and v2 was in a soup bowl

[oblique basalt]

when i saw it i was like, "hell no... this HAS to be a joke" because i thought it was just a red herring

so i shot the window and jumped throiugh

[narrow pollen]

no no no

[oblique basalt]

apparently that was a CHALLENGE I BEATEN?

[narrow pollen]

oh yeah the skulls are uh

a bit " hidden "

[oblique basalt]

so like, did i just, skip the intended route??

[narrow pollen]

yup

[oblique basalt]

lmao

[narrow pollen]

you missed a secret encounter and like

whole alot of confusion

[oblique basalt]

all because i had a 200 iq play

[narrow pollen]

also theres 2 v2 fights

1 where he just quits

and the other where you quite literally follow him and turn him into a bowl of soup

[oblique basalt]

yknow i wonder why the vanity mod i have doesnt have v2 vanity

only v1

[narrow pollen]

i remember seeing this one tweet where this guy says hakita will bring v2 back because he knows everyone loves v2

then hakita himself responded " v2 is fucking dead "

[oblique basalt]

tbh it wouldnt be that difficult to do anyways

[narrow pollen]

v2 is just

[oblique basalt]

isnt v2 LITERALLY just the same model as v1, just recolored

[narrow pollen]

v1 but red

[oblique basalt]

yeah

literally the same model

[narrow pollen]

he was built in a war

[oblique basalt]

only differences are like, it's red, and the V1 on the chest reads V2 instead

[worthy fractal]

oh god

[oblique basalt]

no i mean model as in like, video game 3d model

[narrow pollen]

oh my god

someone who actually plays on mobile??

mad respect to you man

playing on mobile is HARD

[oblique basalt]

i cant really use red dye sadly

since it also makes the yellow glowy stuff red

[narrow pollen]

shiny v2

[oblique basalt]

then again the creator of the mod IS open to suggestions

[narrow pollen]

suggest v2

[oblique basalt]

i could just write a comment on the workshop page like- yeah

"hey why not add v2 he's basically just a recolored v1 it should be very easy to do"

or hey you can do it yourself

[narrow pollen]

ultraria also sounds like a good name

[worthy fractal]

True but I get used to the controls

[narrow pollen]

mobile gamer

[wary coral]

what the fuck did you do

[narrow pollen]

i dont know

[worthy fractal]

Tried to hoik

[oblique basalt]

this is the mod that has the v1 vanity

dont question why i have roman numeral damage numbers

[narrow pollen]

im gonna suggest him a maid outfit

ive been wanting a terraria maid outfit so i can finally cosplay as me for once

[worthy fractal]

but my jackass mind made me replace the three blocks with platforms

[narrow pollen]

maybe handwarmers too

[oblique basalt]

terraria already has a maid outfit

[worthy fractal]

2 of them

[narrow pollen]

those long ones that go up to your elbow

[oblique basalt]

i unironically love the roman numerals

how much damage did i even take

[oblique basalt]

honestly you should suggest v2 cuz like

im not a very public person

idk why

[narrow pollen]

i think thats 260 something?

[oblique basalt]

goddamn

smart

[narrow pollen]

no

its just im too used to doing secrets in payday2 to the point i just learnt morse code 2 languages and roman numerals

[oblique basalt]

lmao

also ngl

would love gabriel and minos prime vanity too

gonna die enemies to death as minos prime

[narrow pollen]

i honestly hate the end of act 1

you fight a boss that HEAL itself

and after you defeat it

minos prime appears

gives you a lecture

[silver seal]

260

[narrow pollen]

and kills you 67 times

refuse to elaborate further

[silver seal]

67? Don’t you mean LXVII

[oblique basalt]

prepare thyself

💥

[narrow pollen]

and just flashbangs you

before dissapearing

[oblique basalt]

i find it funny how the minos prime gmod entity refers to the player as "machine" in the dialogue even if your playermodel is human

then again it's a one-to-one

so ofc it's gonna have the exact dialogue

[silver seal]

I don’t sorry bro :(

[oblique basalt]

oh yeah you can instakill minos with a prop lmao

i instakilled him with a dumpster with the physics gun

[narrow pollen]

Gabriel: I AM PAPA'S SPECIAL BOY!
V1: sounds like someone has daddy issues
Gabriel: I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES
Gabriel: TURN BACK NOW! MACHINE!

[silver seal]

Proof?

[oblique basalt]

i cant play gmod right now

playing tmod

[narrow pollen]

replace the t with a g

gmod

[oblique basalt]

gmodloader

[oblique basalt]

i should return to my game

[narrow pollen]

byebye larfleeze

[oblique basalt]

but yeah still though keep that idea in the back of your head
ultrakill construct map ported to gmod

i'd definitely main it for my sandbox needs

[narrow pollen]

yes

need to learn how to port though

[oblique basalt]

take your time

im sure theres tutorials out there

[narrow pollen]

apparently pottasium causes bloating

like a lot of bloating

[oblique basalt]

hmh? 👀

[narrow pollen]

would the sudden influx of pottasium, radiation or bloating kill them

[narrow pollen]

now i have an explanation to buy 20 bananas even after my pet monkey decided to run away from my house

float to the skies ☁️

now that makes me wonder

how much helium would it take to make flying real

[oblique basalt]

yknow, good question

[narrow pollen]

one of my dream superpowers is flight

so i should probably start doing calculations

how much does it take to lift a 5"6 48 kilogram person with just helium?

[oblique basalt]

i feel like i do know a friend who can answer this

but theyre asleep

[narrow pollen]

aw

i should probably eat though

i keep doing this to myself

i eat once and just forget to eat for the entire day

[oblique basalt]

same..

[oblique basalt]

..huh?

oh goodness

[narrow pollen]

can you defeat yourself?

[oblique basalt]

well the ring is an object rather than a physical move larfleeze himself can do

[narrow pollen]

you know

just use my trap for every enemy you encounter

teleport them and feed them bananas and watch as their body have an allergic reaction

ez win

400 bananas is a fatal dose for a full grown 250 pound 6 foot man

[high maple]

Quick send funni’s

[narrow pollen]

shouldnt be far from a lantern's fatal dose of bananas

[high maple]

Gato :)

[oblique basalt]

yknow

i should get to playing starbound again

since i have better hardware

[green burrow]

NOT AGAAIN

[narrow pollen]

isnt starbound just

space flavoured terraria?

[oblique basalt]

yeah

i wanna play the frackin' universe mod

[narrow pollen]

nikokado isnt a normal full grown man

hes like

[oblique basalt]

it's basically the calamity mod equivalent for starbound

[narrow pollen]

600 pounds

[narrow pollen]

oh no

wait does starbound have bosses??

[oblique basalt]

it does

[narrow pollen]

oh my god

[oblique basalt]

pretty fun too

in fact i think patient zero from mod of redemption is based off of a starbound boss

[narrow pollen]

i hope it doesnt destroy terrain

[oblique basalt]

oh the bosses have their own unique arenas

[narrow pollen]

because i spent like 3 days working on a base underground

wait hold on

i think my house is flooding

why is there water under my door

give me a moment

ok

good news and bad news

good news is it wasnt a flood

bad news i need to clean up the mess my cat made

[scarlet narwhal]

How would you store it?

[narrow pollen]

i dont know

eat it ig?

sit on top of hundreds of balloons filled with helium?

[scarlet narwhal]

That would be an interesting idea - a hot air balloon, but made with helium

[narrow pollen]

yeah

[scarlet narwhal]

Almost certainly impossible
although there are probably a few furries willing to try

[narrow pollen]

hey im a furry~

[scarlet narwhal]

same owo

[narrow pollen]

i should buy a funko pop

[scarlet narwhal]

What's that?

[scarlet narwhal]

What species is your primary fursona?

[narrow pollen]

its like a plushie

a mini human

[narrow pollen]

so a fish and a ferret combined

a fishy ferret if you will

[scarlet narwhal]

Cool

That's a unique design

[scarlet narwhal]

Sounds interesting

[narrow pollen]

hes like 2 inches shorter than me

5"4

and has a brother thats like

8 foot

[scarlet narwhal]

Awesome

[oblique basalt]

👀

[narrow pollen]

lets do it together

and live in the skies

[oblique basalt]

that sounds oddly comedic

[scarlet narwhal]

Good luck with that
Hope you don't explode

[oblique basalt]

eh?!-

[narrow pollen]

that gives me a plan

when im cornered by non and have no where to run i should just explode

kill both me and non

wait how long has the war been going for

wait its already 2023??

[oblique basalt]

what?

[narrow pollen]

its been a year since the war started

[scarlet narwhal]

oh

I understand now

[narrow pollen]

what do you mean you understand now

im just talking about my minecraft server

[oblique basalt]

ah

[scarlet narwhal]

wait, that makes sense, too

[oblique basalt]

also, uhm, hey

[scarlet narwhal]

Enjoy that, then

[scarlet narwhal]

Hi

[oblique basalt]

i need to stop being so untalkative

[scarlet narwhal]

If that's what you feel like doing

[oblique basalt]

is something wrong?

[potent ice]

[narrow pollen]

on the 10th of july of 1969 a yacht is found adrift in the atlantic

[oblique basalt]

...nevermind..

[narrow pollen]

what?

[scarlet narwhal]

No?

[oblique basalt]

oh

you sounded upset

[scarlet narwhal]

Just tired, ig

Goodnight uwu

[oblique basalt]

oh

i was gonna ask something

[scarlet narwhal]

Sure, what?

[oblique basalt]

just curious about how your friendship has been with wolfi

lately

[narrow pollen]

owu

uwo

[scarlet narwhal]

Mostly just trying not to interfere in other people's decisions

[oblique basalt]

ah

[scarlet narwhal]

wo

[oblique basalt]

i cant really decide for myself, i struggle with that

[narrow pollen]

wu

[scarlet narwhal]

Haven't had the time to talk to anyone, really

[oblique basalt]

oh sorry about that

[scarlet narwhal]

w<

[narrow pollen]

hey if you want we could start a groupchat

ive always had larfleeze in the back of my mind

[oblique basalt]

that's oddly flattering

[narrow pollen]

i dont know

you just facinate me

[oblique basalt]

thanks--

[narrow pollen]

someone who is actually somewhat like me

i really wanna dm him but never built enough courage to do it

and now im here talking with you

[oblique basalt]

me?

[narrow pollen]

yeah you

[oblique basalt]

i can be dm'd at any time as long as i feel like talking

[narrow pollen]

huh

[oblique basalt]

yeah

i just suck at starting convos

[narrow pollen]

i normally just let it take a direction

also haha automodded!!

[oblique basalt]

lmao

[subtle flare]

I will kill

[narrow pollen]

no dont kill

its bad

[subtle flare]

Watch me

[narrow pollen]

nooo

[oblique basalt]

i will ultrakill

[narrow pollen]

normal kill vs ultrakill

[sleek crescent]

a serious lack of players

(my ladder became unretrivable)

[narrow pollen]

rip

[royal pewter]

hi

[narrow pollen]

hello tacogalax7

i wonder what would happen if i posted a link of a whiteboard fox room

what would the terrarian community draw

[sleek crescent]

objective to save myself with an alt failed successfully

[narrow pollen]

what?

you can have 2 tabs open?!?!!?

[sleek crescent]

yes with some trickery

[narrow pollen]

i thought if you try to launch another instance of roblox it'll close the other one

[sleek crescent]

totally not just emulating another desktop

[wary coral]

[narrow pollen]

i should buy a plane

[wary coral]

why buy one when you can build one

just

know what youre doing though

safety always comes first

[narrow pollen]

yeah if i heard and see that meme every day

i too would want to explode

it gets annoying at some point

[untold apex]

Go to sleep grandma!

[hollow kestrel]

[narrow pollen]

huahuu

[untold apex]

It's past your meds and bed time

[narrow pollen]

thats what i can hear mario saying

[narrow pollen]

his face bro..

[hollow kestrel]

Ikr lmao

[narrow pollen]

its just :O

[untold apex]

I'd do that

[sleek crescent]

the second time

[wary coral]

is that supposed to be what i think it is in roblox

[sleek crescent]

discount firelink shrine coiled sword campfire thing

[wary coral]

then yes it is supposed to be Dark souls

what fun

[sleek crescent]

nah more like getting over it

[wary coral]

oh

oh no

[narrow pollen]

hey lois

i turned myself into a 14 yearold that discovered twitter and 4chan

[cosmic onyx]

Yeah

[narrow pollen]

fire

leaf cutters dont live with emus

[sleek crescent]

softlock

[narrow pollen]

go back abit

how did you manage to soft lock yourself

i wanna tell you to jump but i know you cant

i keep forgetting you cant jump in that game

[sleek crescent]

the ladder pickup range is extremely short

[narrow pollen]

balls

[clear bloom]

"likes: sonic ff" ☠️

[wary coral]

the fuck

is that comic sans nightmare

[wary coral]

ill get to this in a moment

but who the fuck

uses comic sans

other than elderly school teachers

[narrow pollen]

me

[wary coral]

now for this

we found the edgy kid guys

[wary coral]

understandable

[narrow pollen]

i actually unironically like comic sans

[wary coral]

thats fine

[narrow pollen]

look even this gif i made is using comic sans

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/849674380699238450/1060916853729415309/caption.gif

[wary coral]

its a good font i just like poking fun at it

[narrow pollen]

ikr

[proven valve]

holy shit its solar flare from pvzh

[cold wigeon]

So real

[cold wigeon]

True

There's no storyline at all

Smh

[carmine lion]

How braindead people see Terraria:

[oblique basalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/487387789814661121/1061151714666893313/image.png

i know this is a repost but its relevant

[proven valve]

Steam Workshop…

[oblique basalt]

no, i havent uploaded the logo retexture

dont bother me for it.

i dont plan on uploading any of my own packs until i move into an actual house, since im still living in a rv

[spark sage]

You have become an Ultrakill fan...
Massive W

You gotta tell me your Cyber grind score at one point

(also its been ages so wsg )

[proven valve]

I pranked every level in ultrakill

Where is my estrogen

[fallow berry]

Very detailed graphics but mostly ugly.

The primary artstyle is overcomplicated.

[oblique basalt]

oh, i havent played that yet

i still have yet to go through the whole game

[proven valve]

wants some interesting tips?~

[oblique basalt]

no.

I Do Not Appreciate You

[proven valve]

:(

[oblique basalt]

[proven valve]

still trying to get past cyber grind wave 25

[oblique basalt]

do better

[oblique basalt]

i might play some gmod and mess around with some ultrakill addons

im also thinking of getting some random (albeit high quality) nextbots for fun

[spark sage]

I'll keep quiet on the story incase if I spoil it on accident

[spark sage]

Anything past lv 30 hurts
I got to level 32 and I haven't gotten past it in a while lmao

[oblique basalt]

ive already seen pretty much everything

[proven valve]

mindflayer 🙏

[oblique basalt]

its kinda funny how this all started all because of a modded terraria vanity set

i used to hate the game due to people boasting nonstop about it annoyingly

then i saw V1 and was like "hey thats a cool appearance"

[proven valve]

ultrakill fans are extremely unfunny

[oblique basalt]

most of them yes

[proven valve]

thats a fact

[oblique basalt]

i try to not be like the majority

[oblique basalt]

i like the game purely out of passion and
i mean
its just a fun game, in general

good mechanics, good soundtrack, nicely fast-paced

[proven valve]

pro ultra kill tips

dont waste dash

[oblique basalt]

it's a shame i have a shoddy gaming laptop

i gotta play on lenient since i cant react very fast

[proven valve]

wasting dash equal death

[oblique basalt]

maybe if i can connect a bluetooth controller i could try standard

[proven valve]

My pc is 2gb ram

And i p-ranked Minos Prime on violent

[oblique basalt]

i think i have 16gb ram

[proven valve]

2gb ram, intel i3 with a 128gb hdd

[oblique basalt]

yeah its a REALLY damn good laptop

i got intel i5 and geforce rtx

[carmine lion]

balls

[proven valve]

Sometimes the input lag are noticeable

Sometimes the game would just freeze

[oblique basalt]

the only time i experienced lag was when i played fargo's hyper mode at 10x speed and tried to use a drill

which SPAMMED tons of dust particles

but yet even then it wasnt even that bad

[proven valve]

Pranked every level in Ultrakill

Hardest level to p-rank: 4//2

Easiest: 1//1

[oblique basalt]

i wanna get the crash bandicoot secret level

literally for the cheat to enable crash mode any time i want

cuz like, i loved crash bandicoot when i was younger

[proven valve]

in 4//2 you have to make the sky nighty

find a hole

jump to it

done

[oblique basalt]

thats it?

[proven valve]

yea

p/s: the enemies can still spawn

and the sands wont hurt you anymore

[oblique basalt]

im actually pretty good at crash bandicoot

well, the classic games

but knowing how difficult ultrakill also is by default, i might genuinely have a struggle

you know what

if you think ultrakill isn't that difficult for you

[oblique basalt]

try playing celeste and do all the b-sides and c-sides, including farewell

[brazen dune]

look at this cay

cat

[indigo valley]

i did too much silly shit with my friend

[indigo valley]

tf2

[errant fog]

The resolution is too good

[errant fog]

Better

[carmine lion]

eatin a burger with no honey mustard

[true urchin]

eatin a burger wit no honey mustard

[zinc oar]

what

[humble iris]

@true urchin tf going on with your name?

[true urchin]

looks cool imo

[humble iris]

Im seeing this big 🚫 in your naame

Is that a bug on my end?

[unique night]

Class wars be like

[clear bloom]

ikr i like being spawncamped by heavies

[true urchin]

supposed to look like this

[final mauve]

Fellow sfs player

[potent ice]

[final mauve]

Scp 173 has false eyes

[true urchin]

broken name momen

[final mauve]

That means theres a natural predator to scp 173

[true urchin]

[final mauve]

lmao

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-dancing-gif-14882330

[austere comet]

Skadoo skadon your veritable structure is gone

[prime shore]

found this beautiful piece of art

its amazing, the attention to detail

[true urchin]

you can blur that very heavily and still tell something's wrong because he has 3 rows of teeth

[honest mango]

rate the light-Bikes people

[autumn turtle]

Small trivia time

How many meet the team videos for team fortress 2 are there

[runic plaza]

Including the sandvich?

[autumn turtle]

Answer first

[royal coral]

Nice cay

[royal coral]

The top row actually fades off more into the top lip

[austere comet]

RTX troll face illusion

[autumn turtle]

Time to mix the portal gels

[oblique basalt]

help

im being attacked by basil

[untold apex]

Hah

[prime shore]

my gf ❤️❤️

so gorgeous 😍😍

[harsh bane]

And for 2.77$, make it double

[ripe crown]

what ai is this?

[verbal sentinel]

WE DID IT WE FOUND IT

[bleak slate]

https://tenor.com/view/awesome-minions-excited-gah-i-cant-even-gif-14537236

Hmm I can send gifs without terrarian role

[worthy cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/awesome-minions-excited-gah-i-cant-even-gif-14537236

[austere comet]

Dat sniper gaming

[austere comet]

NO

no

no

[autumn turtle]

Yes

[austere comet]

You don't have my consent

no

[autumn turtle]

Eat the pocket

[austere comet]

No

[worthy cypress]

The hot hot hot hot… …pockets pockets pockets… pockets

[autumn turtle]

Sorry you already used your one time use

[austere comet]

Dam

[worthy cypress]

@austere comet

[worthy cypress]

well, more bfdi I guess

[carmine lion]

...

[austere comet]

Hehe ha

[autumn turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/protogen-russian-roulette-gif-22862488

Have fun

[worthy cypress]

the same damn spot

from years ago

[hard wren]

How long

[autumn turtle]

A week

[hard wren]

Oh ok

I don’t have a problem with that

[autumn turtle]

plus 51.143 weeks

Nah jk

[hard wren]

Ok lol

[autumn turtle]

There’s like 52 weeks plus a day in a year

[hard wren]

Now that this happened might as well draw a better one

[worthy cypress]

52,1̅4̅2̅8̅5̅7̅

[golden stratus]

thats not how a reverse card works

reverses the turns

not block shit

the only time its basically a block is in the uno game and not the actual card game

and you gotta toggle a fucking gamemode for it

[sterile dune]

i got luck

[hard wren]

@autumn turtle a friend of mine is asking if that counts

I myself do not know what it is

[cursive cloak]

the mere mention of this game has summoned me.

[lunar sedge]

HI, Im new here. How are you guys and Hi my Friend (please suffer in Pain)

[prime shore]

no clue found it somewhere

[austere comet]

7.8/10 too much water ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[hard wren]

Ahh there he is

[sterile dune]

10/10 perfect amount of water

[austere comet]

No too much

[sterile dune]

no

https://tenor.com/view/speedball-russian-viacheslav-gif-22170859

huh?

[austere comet]

What did I just see

[sterile dune]

idk

[austere comet]

You need terrarian role for it to show

[sterile dune]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-gif-25364817

oh ok

[sterile dune]

i got luck

[past aspen]

@narrow pollen might be from here perhaps?

[past aspen]

im immortal

you still cant kill me

[austere comet]

Photogen-inator?

[worthy cypress]

Yo

We share the same spot

in the gun

I always get that one

[past aspen]

poogen

[sterile dune]

i got the same

@austere comet do you like btd?

[austere comet]

Maaaaybe

LXWKY-STMDE

[sterile dune]

?

[austere comet]

Btd6 friend code

[sterile dune]

oh ok

btdb2 or btd6@austere comet

[austere comet]

6

Ok?

Bri 7 I got 63

[sterile dune]

oh i dont have it

[austere comet]

4

6

Engineer and ace

Dang I remember when I had to do that

[true urchin]

heheha

[past aspen]

i go to pour a rootbeer and this little bitch (my younger brother) just teleports out of nowhere, and grabs the cup i was about to pour the rootbeer in and says: "im stealing that"
never once have i ever seen someone just go steal dishware that you were about to use

[pearl thorn]

#multimedia message omg I'm lucky too

[brazen dune]

oh no

[austere comet]

Do it

Do it

DO IT

DO IT

[tame tinsel]

...

[zinc oar]

Come on

[brazen dune]

it is done

[zinc oar]

Amazing

[worthy cypress]

Incredible.

[austere comet]

Perfect

[austere comet]

He did it

[brazen dune]

I do not even know what protogen is

[worthy cypress]

Not even Shaggy is immune to the Russian roulette

[bitter geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/proto-gen-get-real-get-real-meme-gif-26152846

[worthy cypress]

Furry cyborg thing

[tame tinsel]

Two words

Toaster furry

[brazen dune]

https://tenor.com/view/understandable-have-nice-day-have-a-great-day-have-a-good-day-nice-gif-20850110

[austere comet]

I'm play terraria

[final mauve]

the

[austere comet]

On scratch

[errant fog]

Got luck too

[past aspen]

idk, ask @autumn turtle about it

[brazen dune]

yes

[haughty isle]

No way woolie discord milk?

[bitter geyser]

yup

[haughty isle]

Lmao

[bitter geyser]

ok

[slim field]

i used to have one as a profile pic unironically

[brazen dune]

yes

[slim field]

yes

[bitter geyser]

furries overhated

Slightly cringe at most

[green burrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/562324705357594642/1061302694784028672/raven.mp4

[fossil wadi]

i got scared

[bitter geyser]

Crab gameplay

[granite olive]

how do I join voice chats? it's all locked

[green burrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/562324705357594642/1061379591752663131/IMG_4802.png

[green burrow]

You need the terrarian role I think

[granite olive]

aaaaaand how do I get it??

[green burrow]

Send messages

A lot of messages

Though if you spam you die

[granite olive]

gosh

damn

I mean I dont think they let you spam lol

[green burrow]

There’s no slowmode in this chat so you can

But the bot will eliminate you

[granite olive]

yeaa

[green burrow]

It also doesn’t count towards the role if you spam anyway

[granite olive]

theres a catch

lol

[fiery inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-uni-cat-cat-uni-unicouni-sea-urchin-gif-25874620

[green burrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/586931790208434203/1061389214983393380/FlemzGwXwAMtdjc.png

[final mauve]

https://tenor.com/view/dingus-cat-fast-funny-dance-gif-24895736

[green burrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/507364684924452922/1060950021501091950/FlzL772aAAYM2pG.png

[glacial quest]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dwLXoSIs1ks&feature=share This sums up Zenith, NOT MINE

[green burrow]

No it’s yours

[glacial quest]

No Why do you say that?

[prime shore]

i fucking hate nintendo so much

[glacial quest]

Why?

[green burrow]

[prime shore]

it has been like

30 years since super mario 64 came out

and they still haven't made super mario 65?? like what?

[fiery inlet]

its been delayed to 5051

[glacial quest]

Who needs a nintendo 65 when we have 64?

[fiery inlet]

localization issues 😔

[worthy cypress]

Super Mario 128 is never coming

[prime shore]

society

[errant fog]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kiss-gif-25376137

[prime shore]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/251116850132287490/925178354125144105/cat_kissing_camera_gif.gif

[glad zenith]

has the dead cells workshop gone too far

[worthy fractal]

oh cool

[green burrow]

is that grillby

[glad zenith]

its walter hartwell white

[autumn turtle]

That’s walter white

[green burrow]

no it’s not

[worthy fractal]

waltuh

get the cells waltuh

[autumn turtle]

Hmm idk, definitely him

[green burrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/967979550703255553/1061406572850462740/E43F8BA0-EE1B-4B63-9D64-7F340EB923B6.jpg

[carmine lion]

77+33=110

[wary coral]

[fast crescent]

aawagga

[carmine lion]

thta video felt like a fever dream