general-chat

[valid lagoon]

call it and ask if they're banging ur wife lois

[hybrid matrix]

some ppl you can tell they're children js by the way they talk

[drowsy kiln]

17 isnt really young

[valid lagoon]

it is

[drowsy kiln]

could you tell how old i am based on the way i talk

[hybrid matrix]

if 17 isn't young i'm fucked dog

[pallid ibex]

Im too scared, its was a woman

[untold igloo]

LMAO

[drowsy kiln]

hedge you're only 22 my goat dont worry

you're still a young gentleman

[valid lagoon]

did they leave it for u

[hybrid matrix]

ngl i would've guessed 17-19

[pallid ibex]

Yea

[rocky stone]

youre buns fam keep it funky

[drowsy kiln]

ok so i act my age

thats good

[valid lagoon]

go for it 🔥 🔥

[cursive prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-blur-blur-gif-16519591553067064885

[pallid ibex]

No, im scared

[hybrid matrix]

i'm only 40 years younggg

[rocky stone]

oh you js like me

[cursive prawn]

wtf does this even mean

[drowsy kiln]

huh

[valid lagoon]

aw man cmon

[rocky stone]

lol

[pallid ibex]

Im scared of woman, and she isnt the most blessed one

[rocky stone]

im running out of slang

[valid lagoon]

dont waste ur chance

[cursive prawn]

Cos you’re a thicko

[valid lagoon]

alr man its ur life

[rocky stone]

we both act our ages

twinning

[hybrid matrix]

and they're probably scared of you

[drowsy kiln]

you do not act your age whatsoever

[hybrid matrix]

have you seen your physique big dog

[rocky stone]

be nice

yes i do

[valid lagoon]

just reuse the first slang u used like ur writing an essay

[drowsy kiln]

no you act younger than i do

[hybrid matrix]

sophie acts like 15 bro

[drowsy kiln]

im saying

[pallid ibex]

Pls

[rocky stone]

that is IRONIC

[rocky stone]

ever heard of irony

its FUN

[drowsy kiln]

she's secrelt 15 and just larping being 21

i can smell it

[rocky stone]

id be rlly good at larping

[drowsy kiln]

you are

[untold igloo]

gng is that toilet paper

[rocky stone]

yeah yeah

forget you

[cursive prawn]

I actually am stereotypical British white boy

[rocky stone]

i dont sound 15 either

[cursive prawn]

THATS fire

[hybrid matrix]

interesting

[drowsy kiln]

you cant forget me

[rocky stone]

so youre waffling for no reason

[pallid ibex]

Im Big

[valid lagoon]

i can see y she left her number 4 u

[hybrid matrix]

yeah you're big

[untold igloo]

why is gng thirst trapping in tcord 😭😭 w body tho

[tidal monolith]

what this

[pallid ibex]

She writed in barbacue sauche

[hybrid matrix]

whatever tickles their fancy

[drowsy kiln]

game is game

[rocky stone]

writed </3

[valid lagoon]

WHAT

[rocky stone]

this guy rlly all brawn no brains

[pallid ibex]

A girl writed his number

[hybrid matrix]

LMFAOOOOOO

[rocky stone]

yo man it is WROTE

PLEASE

[valid lagoon]

brooo 😭

[rocky stone]

barbarian

[pallid ibex]

You are just spectating me at all times, like a good fan of mine

[rocky stone]

im spectating the chat

it is unfortunate that yo dumb ahh is in it

[hybrid matrix]

sometimes i put girlypop music and twirl my hair kick my feet in bed pretending to be a princess in a tower waiting for my prince to come climb

[pallid ibex]

Sorry England is not my first language

[rocky stone]

this is such a vibe

[hybrid matrix]

laugh track

[rocky stone]

england </3

[cursive prawn]

It’s Alr mate ur doing great

[tidal monolith]

uhh a trans girl?

[hybrid matrix]

sorry for bed england!

[rocky stone]

l glaze

[valid lagoon]

me

[pallid ibex]

You like this dumb ass thats the thing, pls stop, i dont like you

[pallid ibex]

No

[drowsy kiln]

i get the reference btw

[hybrid matrix]

W

[tidal monolith]

im putting this as my bio lmfao

[rocky stone]

yo catfish ik you want me like outrageously bad but can you cool it a little

it is kinda embarrassing bub

[pallid ibex]

Love you pako

[valid lagoon]

oh nah he dont speak england </3

[untold igloo]

@weary mango what song was that

[hybrid matrix]

W

[cursive prawn]

Anytime darlin x

[drowsy kiln]

hello. i am 41 year man from somalia. sorry for my bed england.

[pallid ibex]

I dont like fans sorry, im profesional

[hybrid matrix]

LMFAOOO

[weary mango]

hyadain's jojo yujo

[rocky stone]

profesional </3

[rocky stone]

accurate

[untold igloo]

no the miku beam

[hybrid matrix]

i selled my wife for internet connection

[weary mango]

oh

[rocky stone]

i remember someone saying this yd

[valid lagoon]

this is like c tier ragebait

[pallid ibex]

Ur even sending me hearths stop

[weary mango]

magical cure love shot

[drowsy kiln]

to play counter stirik on 300 ping in brasilian server

[tidal monolith]

and i play counter strik on something

[rocky stone]

ill take a c

besides

[cursive prawn]

Dont be mean to my mate hes actually really sound

[rocky stone]

he is as dense as tungsten

so he is falling for it

[versed roost]

Wsg everyone

[valid lagoon]

tbh i fall for any ragebait but only when its my friends bc i trust them </3

[weary mango]

ok i can do

[pallid ibex]

And ur falling for my masculin aura

[weary mango]

300bpm now

i think im warmed

[rocky stone]

is he sound fam

is he loud

[cursive prawn]

Loud?

[valid lagoon]

bro IS sound

[rocky stone]

is he peng

?

[pallid ibex]

Laud

[rocky stone]

or is he leng

[cursive prawn]

Peng is washed

[cursive prawn]

Thats better

[rocky stone]

youre so right

[valid lagoon]

i cant w slang sometimes

[rocky stone]

your masculin aura

[valid lagoon]

bro what does this MEAN

[rocky stone]

it is overwhelming

[pallid ibex]

Basculin

[rocky stone]

LMAO

[cursive prawn]

“I can’t w” 🫩

[pallid ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/basculin-fish-flop-pokemon-anime-gif-5391386002298953918

[rocky stone]

it is js roadman slang

it is difficult to understand dw

[lone marlin]

fih 💔

[ripe cloud]

goated message to see

[hybrid matrix]

penicillin aura

[cursive prawn]

It’s not even roadman slang

[ripe cloud]

i got muted

highkey

[valid lagoon]

NOOOOO

[hybrid matrix]

yoooooo 🔥

[rocky stone]

uk slang, wtv

same diff

[cursive prawn]

90% of it isnt roadman slang

[pallid ibex]

ew

[rocky stone]

keep your msgs high effort

[cursive prawn]

Roadman slang IS stuff like peng and mush

[ripe cloud]

fuck no

[lone marlin]

peng 😭😭

[ripe cloud]

i joined this server at a very unemployed time in my life

[rocky stone]

ew you?

[pallid ibex]

ew

[cursive prawn]

Exactly, fucking peng

[ripe cloud]

i will be as low effort as possible

[lone marlin]

what could that possibly mean

[rocky stone]

you still are unemployed

[cursive prawn]

It’s like, hot

[rocky stone]

you work like 3 hours a week tops

[thorn ember]

how do i tell a girl that she is very pretty

[ripe cloud]

yea once i get a job i'm leaving

[rocky stone]

you are basically still unemplyoed

[valid lagoon]

im like an old woman to every teenager bc half the shit that come out they mouth is gibberish to me 💔

[cursive prawn]

Call her leng

[lone marlin]

na u nt nchl lk m im mr lw efrt

[cursive prawn]

And then ask her to mash

[hybrid matrix]

you in discord mid-shift

[rocky stone]

dw im called an auntie here all of the time

or grandma

or wtv

[hybrid matrix]

i'm server elder

[rocky stone]

yeah what of it

[ripe cloud]

😭

unemployed vs unemployed

[rocky stone]

least im in a shift

[thorn ember]

me: ur leng
solenya: aw thank you
me: wanna mash
solenya: yes please

[rocky stone]

?!

[valid lagoon]

we're the same age as well 💀

[lone marlin]

top 10 unempluzz moments

[rocky stone]

where is yo paycheck bub

[cursive prawn]

Exactly

[rocky stone]

twinning xo

[drowsy kiln]

oh you're lying your ass off LOL

im sure you were on osu watching me play during your shift

[hybrid matrix]

get OUT OF MY CHAT NOW!

[drowsy kiln]

im suree!!

im so sure!

[rocky stone]

LITERALLY IN A MEETING

RN

[thorn ember]

ts is a real encounter btw it happened yesterday we mashed

[valid lagoon]

🩷

[drowsy kiln]

yes im so sure

[cursive prawn]

Well in mate

[drowsy kiln]

your lies wont hold up much longer fee.

[lone marlin]

low cortisol vs high cortisol

[drowsy kiln]

these other people may be simple but im not

[rocky stone]

discussing refinement for a new website that we are working on

[valid lagoon]

potato

[thorn ember]

w*rk

[lone marlin]

buzzwords

[rocky stone]

assigning work items and whatnot

[drowsy kiln]

uh huh

[rocky stone]

i aint larping bout ts

[drowsy kiln]

im sure !

[rocky stone]

mad bcs no job

yikes

yo

[drowsy kiln]

why dont you take a photo of the meeting room

and send it here

[rocky stone]

i told you a while ago

you can be my errand boy

[drowsy kiln]

no im not mad at all

please

[hybrid matrix]

doxx your work environment for us

[drowsy kiln]

send a picture of the meeting room

here or in dms

[rocky stone]

it is online

[weary mango]

300bpm thing

[drowsy kiln]

OHH YEAH

HAHAHAHA

IM SURE BRO

IM SURE

[rocky stone]

im work from home rn

in a teams meeting

[lone marlin]

gg

crazy

[weary mango]

oh thats 122UR

lol

[drowsy kiln]

show proof or it didnt happen

[rocky stone]

im fto tmrw bcs im going out for my bd

[cursive prawn]

Teams meetings are so dry

[rocky stone]

then im in office next week

[lone marlin]

teams sucks

[rocky stone]

youre such a bum man

[thorn ember]

why would she larp work

[weary mango]

im crine

[rocky stone]

hes js mad bcs he aint got a job

[hybrid matrix]

social status

[drowsy kiln]

thats not what im getting to

[drowsy kiln]

why cant you provide proof

[lone marlin]

dude idk it sounds crazy ive nevrr played that

[ripe cloud]

yeah she's absolutely 13

[valid lagoon]

kitty 🫴

[rocky stone]

I CANT DOXX MY WORK?

WHAT

WDYW

[ripe cloud]

DOXX IT TO ME

[drowsy kiln]

you dont have to how any details??

what

[rocky stone]

you want pics

what can i take pics of

[drowsy kiln]

show a screenshot of the call starting

[cursive prawn]

I had 4 days of basically wall to wall teams meetings a couple months ago and it was the worst week of my life

[rocky stone]

i cant share anything work related

it is confidential

esp code

[valid lagoon]

i want pics

[drowsy kiln]

hello the call starting

[thorn ember]

le feet

[rocky stone]

the call has already started

we are ACTIVELY

[drowsy kiln]

YEAH

[rocky stone]

CURRENTLY

[ripe cloud]

innit

[drowsy kiln]

YOU CAN LOOK AT THE FUCKING CHAT

[rocky stone]

DISCUSSING WORK ITEMS

I CANT SS THIS

?

[ripe cloud]

i hate teams meetings

[drowsy kiln]

AND ITS GONNA TELL YOU A CALL STARTED

[ripe cloud]

they're so awkward

[drowsy kiln]

SCREENSHOT THAT MESSAGE OF THE CALL STARTING

[ripe cloud]

if i have to raise my fucking e-hand one more time i'm gonna crash out

[rocky stone]

JESUS FINE

[hybrid matrix]

they're gonna sense your cortisol spiking and they gonna fire your ass. lock in

[cursive prawn]

We had some old woman called cherri asking for a bunch of stuff that was physically impossible for like an hour

[thorn ember]

hey! shut the fuck up

[drowsy kiln]

fuck you solenya

[valid lagoon]

its not that deep

[hybrid matrix]

fuck you kid

[cursive prawn]

Who calls their kid cherri man

[ripe cloud]

love to see it W cherri

[thorn ember]

said with that cute voice

[drowsy kiln]

so again

[thorn ember]

did u just unironically call me kid

[drowsy kiln]

i dont have a high pitched voice

[thorn ember]

call me kiddo while ur at it

[hybrid matrix]

it's what you are

kiiiiiidd

[thorn ember]

how old are you

[ripe cloud]

he's 27

[valid lagoon]

y is everyone here underage 💔

[hybrid matrix]

old enough to be your grandfather

[astral nacelle]

good afternoon

[thorn ember]

67

[cursive prawn]

Im 20

[wintry anvil]

Real

[thorn ember]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[untold igloo]

good afternoon Gabby Stocking

[drowsy kiln]

@rocky stone really doesnt take that long buddy!

[astral nacelle]

it's stacking...

[hybrid matrix]

LMFAO THAT WAS FUNNY yk what? i don't hate you anymore. Let's be friends!

[drowsy kiln]

windows shift s!!

[thorn ember]

for sure!

[valid lagoon]

good ending

[ripe cloud]

i love 67

[wintry anvil]

I smell 2 years

[ripe cloud]

it's my favourite joke

[cursive prawn]

Is that snipping tool ( I work in IT)

[ripe cloud]

it's kind of underground

please don't make it big

[rocky stone]

BUB

[thorn ember]

you cant smell time silly

[hybrid matrix]

so niche

[rocky stone]

IM ON A WORK LAPTOP

[drowsy kiln]

yes mate it is

[cursive prawn]

Fire

Im a class act

[hybrid matrix]

Que?

[drowsy kiln]

ok take a photo of it and crop everything out other than the call starting

[ripe cloud]

how does this stop you

[hybrid matrix]

she's waiting for chatgpt to generate the image

[thorn ember]

ayo tu porque hablas mi lengua

[drowsy kiln]

literally.

[ripe cloud]

gemini!

[rocky stone]

Jesus

[ripe cloud]

assemble!

[drowsy kiln]

fake btw

[rocky stone]

ARE YOU HAPPY

YO FUCK YOU MAN

[ripe cloud]

WDYM 1PM

ITS 2:30

[thorn ember]

its ai generated

[ripe cloud]

ITS 2:30

YOUUU FUCKING LIAR

[rocky stone]

YEAH I VLOXKING ALL OF Y'ALL

[drowsy kiln]

updog meetings usually last quite a while mate

[cursive prawn]

Ireland isnt even an hour behind lol

[ripe cloud]

wait ok

i didnt sleep

[valid lagoon]

even me 💔

[rocky stone]

it was an hour an 15 minutes

[ripe cloud]

and i genuinely just confused 1 and 3

[rocky stone]

it is a long meeting

[ripe cloud]

💀

[rocky stone]

we are discussing REFINEMENT

FOR OUR WORK ITEMS

UGHHH

I HATE ALL OF YOU

[drowsy kiln]

was an hour and 15 minutes

[ripe cloud]

i was like "the meeting started in 30 minutes which was 1pm

[drowsy kiln]

WAS

an hoour and 15 minutes

[ripe cloud]

and it's 2:30 now

🥹

[rocky stone]

YES IT ENDED

[drowsy kiln]

its 2:30

[rocky stone]

JS THERE NOW

[valid lagoon]

</3

[drowsy kiln]

ohh but you just said you were in the meeting

[rocky stone]

not you ily

[wintry anvil]

U mean w*rk?

[drowsy kiln]

literally 3 minutes ago

[rocky stone]

genuinely

[drowsy kiln]

fee

[thorn ember]

alright big a

[ripe cloud]

yeah she's unemployed

[cursive prawn]

If you put a pen on the mousepad teams thinks Youre still active and keeps the tick

[valid lagoon]

[rocky stone]

and i mean this with all of my heart

[ripe cloud]

genuinely

[rocky stone]

smp

i genuinely despise you

[drowsy kiln]

it's so clear.

you're a liar.

[ripe cloud]

😭

[wintry anvil]

The heart is cracked

[drowsy kiln]

WHAT ELSE ARE YOU LYING ABOUT HUH

[valid lagoon]

ur cracked stfu

[hybrid matrix]

what is smp bro survival mulitplayer

[rocky stone]

IVE BEEN TALKING IN THIS

[cursive prawn]

Bro I been in some long meetings

[hybrid matrix]

vaza

[wintry anvil]

At val ur right

[ripe cloud]

gulp

i got automodded

[thorn ember]

niao

[cursive prawn]

Yeah that’s peak

[hybrid matrix]

vaza

[thorn ember]

lololol

[ripe cloud]

i was just calling women losers

[thorn ember]

ña

[hybrid matrix]

nihao

[rocky stone]

js bcs you slack off and dont pay attention to meetings

[thorn ember]

ñhao

[wintry anvil]

Naoya was right ahh

[valid lagoon]

im so glad i quit valorant

[cursive prawn]

Yeah pretty much

[thorn ember]

do u like naoya

[drowsy kiln]

another case closed... truthius meister finds out the truth once more.

[ripe cloud]

Xiàn zài wǒ yǒu bing chilling

smth

[rocky stone]

you are a disgusting, pathetic, pitiful creature

[drowsy kiln]

aww thank you

[wintry anvil]

Fighting style yes ,ideology no

[ripe cloud]

okay sherlock

i'm watson btw

[drowsy kiln]

yes you are

[ripe cloud]

check my phone

[thorn ember]

do you think naoya is

HOT

[ripe cloud]

tell me how i was in afghanistan

[valid lagoon]

the ragebait has taken this one

[drowsy kiln]

how am i meant to do that pal.

[rocky stone]

fuuuhhh

[ripe cloud]

its a fucking REFERENCDE INNIT

[rocky stone]

i cant help it

hes js so gross

[drowsy kiln]

nono

[cursive prawn]

Imagine if the lead singer of the libertines wasnt a heroin addict they’d have so many more bangers

[ripe cloud]

THATS WHAT INTERNET HUMOUR IS

[rocky stone]

and so obnoxious

[drowsy kiln]

how am i meant to act out sherlock

[ripe cloud]

YOU JUIST REFERENCE THINGS

[rocky stone]

it genuinely isnt even ragebait ngl

[drowsy kiln]

when im..

[rocky stone]

hes js THIS stupid

[ripe cloud]

AND PEOPLE THINK ITS FUNNY

[drowsy kiln]

truthius

not sherlock

[ripe cloud]

BUT ITS NOT FUNNY AT ALL ITS UNFUNNY

[drowsy kiln]

sherlock has nothing on truthius

[cursive prawn]

Facts

[ripe cloud]

sorry cortisol gotta lowert

[drowsy kiln]

uh huh

[ripe cloud]

truke

truthius and truke

[drowsy kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smiling-cat-cute-cat-cat-meme-smiling-gif-10086598795453609558

[cursive prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/fakemink-fakemink-puppet-puppet-london-saviour-terrified-fakemink-gif-9370594636864206809

[thorn ember]

that cat is so fucking ugly

[valid lagoon]

truth bike

[tidal monolith]

my comfort show

[drowsy kiln]

fuck you you're ugly

what

[thorn ember]

Hey!

[drowsy kiln]

ok sorry

[thorn ember]

thats not nice

[drowsy kiln]

that was mean

[cursive prawn]

I love sooty

[thorn ember]

and i can single tap 300bpm

[drowsy kiln]

yeah im sure bro

you can't single tap 150

[thorn ember]

i literally can g

i play g

gd

heh

[drowsy kiln]

dont call me g

FUCKING

no you know what

im not even gonna get mad

at this stupid relax player

[thorn ember]

such a cute voice

awwwwwww

[cursive prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/sooty-jam-sooty-jam-catjam-puppet-gif-5069387713043068000

[drowsy kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1273169876256817178/1335624108146429992/attachment.gif

[ripe cloud]

is this what women do

[valid lagoon]

osu for seven hrs

[thorn ember]

handsome

[valid lagoon]

i could not

[hybrid matrix]

cheating on catfish btw

[ripe cloud]

do they just hit the "awwww" when they're being bums

[valid lagoon]

i used to tho

[cursive prawn]

Bro don’t bother theyre jarring

[thorn ember]

he doesnt like me

[drowsy kiln]

clearly

[thorn ember]

heh

[ripe cloud]

bc it's starting to pmo i don't like women

I HATE WOMEN

joking

[thorn ember]

eh

no

[drowsy kiln]

yes updog we know you're gay

[ripe cloud]

don't ban me

[cursive prawn]

Women are jarring

[ripe cloud]

🫩

yeah bro

[hybrid matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-krabs-laughing-laugh-ag-gif-22668575

[rocky stone]

nono

[thorn ember]

its fine

[drowsy kiln]

dont worry my tuff

[rocky stone]

women hate you bub

[drowsy kiln]

its ok

[ripe cloud]

women love me

dw

[rocky stone]

name one woman that can stand you

other than your mother

[hybrid matrix]

INCEL NATION, RISE!

[thorn ember]

ehh

[rocky stone]

who unfortunately has no choice

[thorn ember]

no girls like you

[drowsy kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smiling-cat-cute-cat-cat-meme-smiling-gif-10086598795453609558

[ripe cloud]

you 🫶

[thorn ember]

so shut the fuck up

[ripe cloud]

🥹

guys was that wholesome

[rocky stone]

you and hedge share that in common

[ripe cloud]

guys was that kind

[rocky stone]

no women like your company

[hybrid matrix]

didn't seem that way last night

[drowsy kiln]

why is hedge catching strays

wtf

[thorn ember]

what happened last night

[cursive prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/gary-neville-neville-gary-neville-funny-soccer-gary-neville-arsenal-gif-9931685091458230841

[versed roost]

Foids amiright

[thorn ember]

tell me jackass

[ripe cloud]

ikr

[rocky stone]

nawr hedge deserves this

[drowsy kiln]

what did he do

[ripe cloud]

i'd say solenya likes me

[hybrid matrix]

they love to hate

[thorn ember]

foids ☕

[ripe cloud]

but we all know that she's a wolf in sheeps's clothing

[drowsy kiln]

true..

[hybrid matrix]

eeew creep

[rocky stone]

you arent rlly here

[cursive prawn]

Hedge been mashing jezzies

[drowsy kiln]

huh

[versed roost]

Annihilates foid

[thorn ember]

lol

[rocky stone]

he cried alone in the shower for 3 houyrs

thats what happened ln

[hybrid matrix]

🤪

[thorn ember]

awwwwwww

[hybrid matrix]

3 hour shower brah?

[rocky stone]

when you arent here

[thorn ember]

@hybrid matrix its fine to be lonely

[hybrid matrix]

are you nuts?

[rocky stone]

and hedge is

[thorn ember]

youre not denying the crying

[valid lagoon]

good song

[rocky stone]

yup!

[versed roost]

In this economy?

[drowsy kiln]

hedge

[cursive prawn]

Can we ban Sophie now

[drowsy kiln]

what are these allegations

against you

[rocky stone]

doll

leave it

[cursive prawn]

Sophie you’ve had a good run but it’s time to go

[thorn ember]

he turned off the water

[cursive prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/claude-aftv-its-time-to-go-mic-interview-gif-15915866

[thorn ember]

or something

[rocky stone]

bare boring now

drop it

[drowsy kiln]

dont worry mate shes gonna leave for 9 months soon

[tidal monolith]

how can ur shower last that long

[hybrid matrix]

see what happens when you're not submissive and don't let them insult you

they get maaaaad

[valid lagoon]

nah

[rocky stone]

not mine!

[cursive prawn]

Class

[drowsy kiln]

done it twice wont be surprised if it happens again

[tidal monolith]

my dad starts banging o nthe door if i spend more than 20 mins

[rocky stone]

ask hedge

[cursive prawn]

Sorry you don’t get a say

[rocky stone]

yeah ydk me

[tidal monolith]

how can YOUR shower last that lonmg

[drowsy kiln]

is this a stray at me

[thorn ember]

who LIKES submissive guys

[hybrid matrix]

i love all of you guys tho we're all friends

[rocky stone]

keep it running? idk

[valid lagoon]

thats fair actually

[hybrid matrix]

LOL no

[drowsy kiln]

ok i was gonna say wtf.

[thorn ember]

genuinely submissive guys are so disgusting

[cursive prawn]

Silence foid

[rocky stone]

although

you are submissive

that is evident

[drowsy kiln]

no?

[thorn ember]

moid moid moid moid

[valid lagoon]

stfu bitch

[rocky stone]

hedge you think you arent

you think youre tuff

but ik you

our dms say otherwise

ik how submissive you are

[versed roost]

Foids thinking they know what's best

[cursive prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/assnaadam-gif-22808769

[thorn ember]

is ts the incel revolution

right infront of me

[valid lagoon]

stop leaking our dms

[versed roost]

Yeah I'm rising up from my tomb

[rocky stone]

nono our dms will forever be private ml dw

[hybrid matrix]

i'm rising from my womb

[thorn ember]

wouldnt incel revolution be incels becoming not incles or something

[versed roost]

I'm self aware

[cursive oxide]

so i found this image from a youtube short

[valid lagoon]

<3

[thorn ember]

true dat

[drowsy kiln]

wow this chat fucking sucks

holy shit where is updog

@ripe cloud

[cursive prawn]

True

[thorn ember]

holy gay

[cursive prawn]

Updog is calm

[thorn ember]

too many girls right

[drowsy kiln]

shut up kid

[thorn ember]

ur scared of the girls

[valid lagoon]

updog is 12?

[inner gust]

meow

[hybrid matrix]

too many girls guys let's balance things out

[rocky stone]

he feels intimidated

[drowsy kiln]

uh huh

[cursive prawn]

Silence foid

[rocky stone]

threatened

[drowsy kiln]

im very cared of the girls yes

fuckk im terrified

[rocky stone]

cared

[ripe cloud]

what's up

dog

[drowsy kiln]

guys please dont do anything to me

[cursive oxide]

is it wrong to say that this is relatable

[inner gust]

hey guys

[drowsy kiln]

my left arm is still kinda numb

[valid lagoon]

we scare him

[thorn ember]

this should count as discrimination

if ANYONE calls me foid im calling the cops

[cursive prawn]

Thats true because I’m using it in a discriminatory manor

[versed roost]

I like being in the company of foids

[ripe cloud]

my finger hasn't healed

still can't play guitar

[valid lagoon]

is ur pfp a foot

[hybrid matrix]

f||nerd||

[rocky stone]

acting like you played 7 star osu maps for an hour

[inner gust]

yes

[ripe cloud]

i'm so doneee

[cursive oxide]

https://youtube.com/shorts/FrRcbJgThpw?si=JqF98iUBXkBg5MWt

[thorn ember]

ts is a good moid

[cursive prawn]

Theyre good for like 20 mins

[valid lagoon]

y

[drowsy kiln]

save the soul society

[thorn ember]

thanks

[drowsy kiln]

this chat genuinely fucking sucks

[ripe cloud]

we all know this

[inner gust]

ask @bold prairie

[ripe cloud]

wanna hear my genius solution

[hybrid matrix]

sorry guys this is not my greatest chat

[thorn ember]

you just fucking said ''save the soul society'' you LOSER

[inner gust]

its his foot

[drowsy kiln]

yeah ! not like i did this !

[drowsy kiln]

what is it

[drowsy kiln]

shut the fuck up kid.

[ripe cloud]

pop on a tv show or youtube video

maybe a game

[cursive prawn]

Let’s make gen chat football chat and irradicate foids

[valid lagoon]

eww

[ripe cloud]

maybe smth creative

[drowsy kiln]

if i do that i'll fall asleep icl

[versed roost]

[ripe cloud]

and just get the fuck off genchat

[thorn ember]

this is so sexist girls know football too

heh

[ripe cloud]

fair icl

[inner gust]

he said i could

[ripe cloud]

just my suggestion

[cursive prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/ha-smirk-smile-gif-14555623

[valid lagoon]

y everyone arguing now

[ripe cloud]

eradicate btw

[valid lagoon]

this is lame

[hybrid matrix]

I LOVE YOU GUYS! 💗

[thorn ember]

hey! ask me any question about football jackass

i KNOW football

[cursive prawn]

Yeah but I got a 7 on gcse language

[ripe cloud]

yeah well

[cursive prawn]

Which prem team went a season unbeaten

[ripe cloud]

i got an A star in spanish

sooo

[thorn ember]

me

[ripe cloud]

yeah guess who's the goat

[cursive prawn]

Yeah foid

[hybrid matrix]

ay carambaaa

[thorn ember]

FUCK the prem

[rocky stone]

we always arguing

dw

[drowsy kiln]

who won the world cup in 2011

[rocky stone]

it is usually ahrmless

[cursive prawn]

It’s the best league in the world

[thorn ember]

there isnt a world cup 2011

jackas

heh

[drowsy kiln]

hm.

[cursive prawn]

Explain offside foid

[valid lagoon]

public dc server issues

[thorn ember]

behind last defender at the time of the pass

heh

[cursive prawn]

Sort of

[drowsy kiln]

cant handle the heat stay out of the kitchen

[hybrid matrix]

WHATTTT

[cursive prawn]

It’s not last defender it’s 2 opposition players

[thorn ember]

eh

[tidal monolith]

life is hard, get a pacifier

[thorn ember]

close enough

[valid lagoon]

hun i was born in the kitchen

[versed roost]

Foids stay in the kitchen tho

[cursive prawn]

You get a pass

[drowsy kiln]

dont call me hun please

[thorn ember]

why are we adhering to the stereotypes

[drowsy kiln]

this guy

[rocky stone]

yo say wtv you want to me but slander maero and youre getting it bud

[ripe cloud]

my finger still isnt healed

my god

I JUST WANT TO PLAY GUITAR

[drowsy kiln]

you're harmless btw

[valid lagoon]

lmao

[rocky stone]

you literally do not knoiw me

[ripe cloud]

I JUST WANT TO PLAY MY STUPID SONGS ON MY STUPID GUITAR

im spiking cortisol

[hybrid matrix]

charli xcx

[drowsy kiln]

uh huh

[thorn ember]

i laughed

it wasnt funny tho

[mellow quarry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1246816515085566013/1463498028928340073/G_LjgKtaoAA2kKx.png?ex=6a104040&is=6a0eeec0&hm=c3b26618b4193b9322028138f382955d24ddad217f20f05f00174acc6724bd01&

[hybrid matrix]

💗

[versed roost]

I was a foid in a past life it's okay

[ripe cloud]

fujimoto 🥹

[valid lagoon]

y

[thorn ember]

unc gets it

[ripe cloud]

old man fujimoto i love you

[thorn ember]

:3

[valid lagoon]

whatt he FUCK is a foid

[cursive prawn]

Foid foid go away spike my cortisol another day

[thorn ember]

i cant tell if youre joking anymore

[drowsy kiln]

feminoid - feminine humanoid

[thorn ember]

like genuinely

[drowsy kiln]

anything resembling a female and anything resembling a humanoid

[valid lagoon]

what 💀 💀

[versed roost]

It's incel terminology

[cursive prawn]

Im taking the piss it’s the wettest thing ever

[drowsy kiln]

derogatory term for women

[thorn ember]

do femboys count as foids

[drowsy kiln]

no

[valid lagoon]

ah hell nah

[mellow quarry]

Its supposed to be a slur for women made up by incels

[thorn ember]

but they resemble females jackass

[versed roost]

Femoids

[thorn ember]

ha

[ripe cloud]

good question

[valid lagoon]

💔

[thorn ember]

youre definition is flawed

heh

[hybrid matrix]

your

[cursive oxide]

||i'm gonna be real i'm scared of the future because i know what i want to do for a living nad i dont want skills i want to aquire to go to waste due to people saying that ai could do better than the average human which half of the time isnt true|| anyways heres an attached meme to be relevent with the theme of the chat

[ripe cloud]

your

[thorn ember]

HEy

shut up

[warm folio]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-entrance-the-final-boss-dwayne-johnson-wwe-gif-2979005439647192259

[mellow quarry]

yroue

[cursive prawn]

There are better sleurs to call femboys

[thorn ember]

fucking loser

[drowsy kiln]

so its against women

not femboys

femboys are men

ok?

[thorn ember]

yeah

the law is a very precise endevour

[drowsy kiln]

SO SHUT UP KID

[thorn ember]

or something

[ripe cloud]

list them all

right now

[warm folio]

Yeah tell em mace!

You got this!

[drowsy kiln]

hello zinx

can you sort out fee

[thorn ember]

is ts an anime right infront of my eyes

[cursive prawn]

Idk if I should do that

[ripe cloud]

DO IT

[warm folio]

If you ever open your mouth again bad things will occur.

[rocky stone]

i aint even doing nun rn

im literally minding my own business

[warm folio]

What’s she done

[cursive prawn]

I think I’d be purged instantly

[ripe cloud]

yeah bro im so bored

[drowsy kiln]

what hasnt she done

[thorn ember]

my mouth: closes

[rocky stone]

BREATHE APPARENTLY?

[ripe cloud]

im genuinely sticking on pororo

[warm folio]

What has miss brians done.

[drowsy kiln]

felicity brians right

[warm folio]

🤢🤢🤢

[warm folio]

Yeah

[drowsy kiln]

has been rude to me. for HOURS.

and been a nuisance in chat

[warm folio]

I respect it

[drowsy kiln]

and you as one of the pillars of tcord

should deal with her

[warm folio]

Now how dare she disrupt order of discordia.

[thorn ember]

women have been OPRESSED for 1 MILLION years

heh

[cursive prawn]

I wish the C you NT word was allowed that word is fire

[valid lagoon]

good band

[thorn ember]

pull the guilt card

[warm folio]

I stepped down from mod 2 days in btw

But I was one of the 3 original event coordinators.

[cursive prawn]

I thought that said Gullit at first

[valid lagoon]

its ok im still oppressed

[versed roost]

Even dinosaurs beat their wives? thats sad

[thorn ember]

not everything is about le football

[ripe cloud]

tell me ts isn't the coldest thing you've seen all day

[cursive prawn]

It should be

[valid lagoon]

#trans

[thorn ember]

Yeah? didnt you fucking know? Shows how ignorant the avergae man is

[cursive prawn]

Unfortunately I saw a cat today

[warm folio]

@astral nacelle Yeah

[hybrid matrix]

ooooh i'm so fullll

[versed roost]

I'm an average Lucozade

[thorn ember]

eat more

until u trow up

throw

[mellow quarry]

🫃

[ripe cloud]

top 2 tho

easily

[hybrid matrix]

i'm gonna exploooodee

[hybrid matrix]

that's me right now

[cursive prawn]

Probably tbf

[versed roost]

I wanna see u burst open like a pimple

[ripe cloud]

ohhh im sooo full

[rocky stone]

okay. i was minding my own. you called me a LIAR for larping abt work. i showed you evidence. you STILL called me a liar. im not even that ACTIVE in chat rn, and youre STILL talking abt me

[ripe cloud]

you get it bro

[rocky stone]

this obsession is smth else

[ripe cloud]

shit's genuinely cold

[hybrid matrix]

jesus why everyone hate me

[rocky stone]

is it unhealthy, polish boy

[drowsy kiln]

uh huh

[ripe cloud]

and it's to my comprehension level

[cursive prawn]

Holy paragraphs

[thorn ember]

lol

[warm folio]

Why would you want to larp about McDonald’s

[cursive prawn]

I ain’t reading allat

[drowsy kiln]

did she get fired from kfc yeah

[thorn ember]

stupidity you cant just answer with ''uh huh'' to everything

[warm folio]

Yeah

[rocky stone]

fuuuckkk yooou

[versed roost]

McLarp

[drowsy kiln]

rough

[warm folio]

Now a McDonald’s kitchen leader

[drowsy kiln]

i very well can

[rocky stone]

dont then i didnt ASK you to doll

[drowsy kiln]

what an upgrade

[rocky stone]

he doesnt know what else to say

[cursive prawn]

You wish

[rocky stone]

bcs hes dense asf

[thorn ember]

''uh huh''

[warm folio]

Ykw felicity.

[versed roost]

Guys I'm scared hold me

[warm folio]

And mace.

[cursive prawn]

Sophie why you trying so hard im not interested

[warm folio]

We’re settling this now.

[rocky stone]

?

[thorn ember]

lol

[drowsy kiln]

one day you will pay for the sins you've committed against me today

[ripe cloud]

why is ts genuinely hard for me to understand it's for genuine 4 year olds

i'm getting languagemogged by 4 year olds rn

[drowsy kiln]

yes lets settle it

[thorn ember]

because i can single tap 20cps?

[rocky stone]

SETTLE THIS NOW

PLEASE

[warm folio]

It’s not that perplexing buddy

[rocky stone]

I BEG

I PLEAD

[drowsy kiln]

with both hands and feet yeah for sure

[warm folio]

@drowsy kiln @rocky stone apologise to each other

[rocky stone]

no fuck you

[warm folio]

And then we can bully mace

[rocky stone]

and fuck him

[thorn ember]

30cps* typo

[cursive prawn]

Quit begging it’s disgusting

[rocky stone]

fuck him 2x as much

[cursive oxide]

i found more of those sonic images

[versed roost]

Kiss and make up guys

[cursive oxide]

wanna look

[rocky stone]

ill do what i want :3

[warm folio]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1390652477325705226/1481459432557908058/togif.gif

[drowsy kiln]

with both hands and feet YEAH SURE

[thorn ember]

wdym kiss

what

[hybrid matrix]

kiss and make out guys

[valid lagoon]

fuck me more

[thorn ember]

we can

[drowsy kiln]

?

[rocky stone]

wild statement but alright

[cursive prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/assnaadam-gif-22808769

[thorn ember]

hi lol

[versed roost]

Ooo la la

[rocky stone]

of course ml

[hybrid matrix]

what theeee fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[unreal ore]

hi general chat

[mellow quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/war-make-boof-gif-26213687

[unreal ore]

who wants a hug

[thorn ember]

hi lol

[rocky stone]

hedhe shut the fuck UP

[cursive prawn]

The ref might have to come back at this rate

[rocky stone]

why are you still HERE

[hybrid matrix]

I AM NEEDED

[drowsy kiln]

what a way to ruin the general chat experience

[astral nacelle]

@warm folio stop pinging me yo

[rocky stone]

BY NOBODYU

[hybrid matrix]

YOU ARE NOTHING WITHOUT ME

[drowsy kiln]

what a way.

[ripe cloud]

so notice how i leave for like 2 seconds and it all devolves into madness

[thorn ember]

wanted*

[cursive prawn]

Do I bring the ref back

[rocky stone]

YOU MEAN NOTHING TO ME

[ripe cloud]

you're all fucking freaks

[hybrid matrix]

LMFAOOOOOOO

[thorn ember]

@hybrid matrix hi lol

[drowsy kiln]

this needs more than the ref i fear

[valid lagoon]

yh i am

[drowsy kiln]

fr tuff.

[versed roost]

Bend over touch ur toes...

[hybrid matrix]

i give up brother

[warm folio]

Hi guys I’m zinx! I’m a 19 year old university student from Germany! Hope we can all be friends!

[warm folio]

Yeah

[rocky stone]

YOURE THE SOLE UNDER MY SHOE

[thorn ember]

no its rizz

[hybrid matrix]

no actually i don't give up, that's what you freaks want

[rocky stone]

THE DIRT I WALK ON

YOU MEAN NOTHING

[thorn ember]

no im rizzin g you

[ripe cloud]

Hi guys I’m updog I’m a 19 year old university student from Germany! Hope we can all be friends!

[warm folio]

@astral nacelle Why’d you ping me in all of our mutual servers

[hybrid matrix]

i'm not catfish sorry

[valid lagoon]

can i be that

[drowsy kiln]

Hi guys I'm truthius! I'm a 17 year old college student from Azerbaijan! Hope we can all be friends!

[cursive prawn]

Sophie Youre getting a red

[warm folio]

Hello update!

[astral nacelle]

wrong

[cursive prawn]

So are you, Youre getting a red

https://tenor.com/view/red-card-referee-red-sent-off-dismissed-gif-21029120

[warm folio]

Wdym it’s wrong?

[rocky stone]

you dont wanna be the sole under my shoe. youre more than that to me

[thorn ember]

check. my. bio.

[astral nacelle]

i didn't do that yo

[warm folio]

😂😂😂

[thorn ember]

heh

tuff

[hybrid matrix]

WHAT THE FUCK

[rocky stone]

now hedge is a pred

gg

[warm folio]

Yo lock in

[valid lagoon]

<3

[rocky stone]

didnt think hed go that far

[astral nacelle]

locking in

[thorn ember]

wait how oldare you

[rocky stone]

didnt think that hedge was into 15 year olds

[thorn ember]

how old is hedge

[drowsy kiln]

hedge is 22

[hybrid matrix]

YOU FRAMED ME YOU SICK FUCK

[cursive prawn]

@rocky stone @valid lagoon no more from either of you you’ve been red carded. Go to general chat 2 and think about your actions

[rocky stone]

being 22 himself

[cursive oxide]

hey do you guys want a sonic image

[rocky stone]

kinda wild

[rocky stone]

smp

PLEASE

[hybrid matrix]

take taht shit off

[rocky stone]

dont threaten gen 2

[thorn ember]

ill be nice this time

[rocky stone]

thats fucked up

[cursive prawn]

Off you pop

[rocky stone]

ik you havent been here, ref

[warm folio]

Hi guys I’m zinx! I’m a 19 years old university student from the Dominican Republic! I hope we can all be friends!

[valid lagoon]

red carded for being a lesbian </3

[rocky stone]

but you dont understand the horrors of gen 2

[versed roost]

I'm crine

[warm folio]

It was lowkey amazing 🥹🥹

[cursive prawn]

No

[warm folio]

Back in the day 🥹

[valid lagoon]

oh what i cant like women now

[drowsy kiln]

Hi guys I'm truthius! I'm a 17 year old college student from Tuvalu! Hope we can all be friends!

[valid lagoon]

woowwww

[rocky stone]

im sophie :3 im from ireland/scotland/england and america! how lovely to meet you all! ps i hate mace

[hybrid matrix]

TUVALU 🔥

[warm folio]

Hello maciej.