chat

[shell void]

u cant just go to servers and think they are gonna make u and admin

[gleaming gyro]

Jessica has daredevil bg

amazing show

[elder urchin]

Damn it's almost like I was joking

[elder urchin]

Indeed

[west galleon]

No? Aww, I was about to join the League of Legends server and ask to be server admin

[shell void]

hm

[gleaming gyro]

I’ll never forgive Netflix for renewing for another season..

[west galleon]

How so?

[shell void]

well, that wasnt a good joke for me at least haha

[elder urchin]

Haha

[west galleon]

Jokes are so 2019, innit?

[elder urchin]

Aye

Excited for daredevil born again

[gleaming gyro]

They cancelled a lot of marvel stuff for renewal ages ago 🥲

[west galleon]

Daredevil is ded?

[gleaming gyro]

yeeee

[elder urchin]

Nope

Daredevil will make a cameo in she hulk

[gleaming gyro]

Not that

[elder urchin]

And will get a 4th season on 2024

[gleaming gyro]

😭

[elder urchin]

So where do I get roles

[gleaming gyro]

verify

[golden gazelle]

lol

[gleaming gyro]

or just go to #rules-and-roles

[elder urchin]

Time to commit arson

[golden gazelle]

that's sad i have bad network

a 100 gb game takes 5 hours and a 80 3 hours

[spark ibex]

Every single person ever with a bad network

deserves a nobel prize

[muted oxide]

That seems great imo? It took me 3h to download 50gb

[spark ibex]

Um, for me that would normally take 25 hours 🥲

wow

[golden gazelle]

30 ms in games, but 7 mb/s (wich is bad)

30 ms in games is very good

[west galleon]

I have 28ms in League of Legends

But downloading a game takes 6 hours

[gloomy hatch]

okay wow i knew this games community was nice but wow the community is REALLY nice

[short crag]

Hello

[spring sandal]

Hello qts!

[spark ibex]

Mostly on discord that is..

[gloomy hatch]

i havent had in problems with the in-game community yet

[lone niche]

and hope it stay that way

[lone niche]

hi wife

[supple ferry]

how long have you been playing for

[gloomy hatch]

i started like last week

so thats probably why

[supple ferry]

yeah

if you play on en server itll come with time 😭

[gloomy hatch]

but i mean someone literally gifted me the skin i wanted and it made my day

[supple ferry]

omg what was it

[gloomy hatch]

just the white fur but i wanted it

still very nice on their part

[supple ferry]

that's super sweet

[spark ibex]

oh wowie ayy nice!

[spring sandal]

[supple ferry]

the discord community is really nice but the in game community is kinda mean

[muted oxide]

Tryhards get all mad when i block the hole or die as a sham lmao

[lone niche]

yesss

[muted oxide]

And usually the community isn't too nice towards newbies

[lone niche]

thats true too

[muted oxide]

Saw like 3 people cussing at someone's first round like a week ago

[supple ferry]

yeah

[muted oxide]

I wish the community was more understanding to newbies, hell i used just red nails not too long ago

[gloomy hatch]

i litterally cant make anything work properly without the use of red nails :(

[supple ferry]

Its ok itll come with experience!

[lone niche]

i used reds few years

[supple ferry]

Ive come to accept the fact that i'm TRASH at divine mode and should just use hard

[lone niche]

but hard mode is the hardest

[supple ferry]

i just can't use blue nails

at all

[muted oxide]

Blue nails are so floppy and annoying

[supple ferry]

I'm horrible at it

[lone niche]

now i build only with blue ones

[muted oxide]

Working towards clouds rn but just should go with tapes ngl

[lone niche]

skills do a lot with building

[supple ferry]

I mostly play modules because i dont find the normal gamemodes all that interesting anymore

sometimes i do quests when im bored tho

[lone niche]

what module?

[supple ferry]

Uhhh mainly batata but it's hell so ive been getting into other gamemodes

i mean modules

😭

[muted oxide]

I like hide n seek ngl

[supple ferry]

prophunt?

its a good one but its not too active

[muted oxide]

Once i just forgot i cant swim with cheese so i drowned. I was some seaweed

Yeah

[lone niche]

batata D: i hate this..

[supple ferry]

Same but i keep playing it

[muted oxide]

Idk what batata is about tbh

[spring sandal]

U need good sham skills and u will think that divine mode is the easiest

[supple ferry]

skill issue i guess

[lone niche]

podajesz ludziom ziemniaka

[supple ferry]

uh basically 15 second timer and you press space to pass the potato

to other players

[muted oxide]

So hot potato

[supple ferry]

ya

[lone niche]

xD

[supple ferry]

literally about it

[muted oxide]

Kinda fun

[lone niche]

hot potato xD

[supple ferry]

its

[spring sandal]

Fries?

[supple ferry]

bad

😭

[lone niche]

hahahabs

[supple ferry]

Its incredibly toxic

like very

[spring sandal]

Toxic fries? D:

[muted oxide]

Im sometimes tempted to just move to en server, i wonder if its more active than pl

[supple ferry]

yeah

[muted oxide]

But then ill miss polish cheaters and tryhards

[spring sandal]

Ohh I wouldn't say eng server is more active than pl tbh

[lone niche]

when i was a mod it was be so many reports from this module

so many hackers D:

[supple ferry]

there still are a lot of reports from that module

yeah

a lot

[lone niche]

bad

[supple ferry]

i had the misfortune of meeting the most toxic people ive ever seen there

[spring sandal]

Try tr server than

[lone niche]

lol i wanna write try pl but oky

[spring sandal]

U think pl is more toxic than tr

Oh bro

[lone niche]

XD

[supple ferry]

ru is probably more toxic than both of these

[spring sandal]

Anyone even play there?

[supple ferry]

idk havent been there for years

for good lmao

[muted oxide]

No

[frail vigil]

oh

sorry

wrong channel

sorry

I'm deleting my messages

haha lol

[golden gazelle]

[empty sedge]

does anyone use krita? i need a little help with a problem

[late grove]

@deep dawn luckyyyyyyyyyyyy

[gleaming gyro]

probably best asking in #fanart-chat

[deep dawn]

no u

[twin hollow]

hi

[golden gazelle]

hi

[twin hollow]

up so early, mihai

lol

here is 09:17 stil

yes

I wanted to sleep

I woke up just to eat

I can't sleep anymore

when i wake up i lose sleep to try to sleep again

😭

[spark ibex]

Don't overthink sleep

oh yay someone with not a different timezone LMAO

God finding good over all outfits with items and stuff is so hard but rewarding as well wowie!

Heyo!

[royal grove]

There was a guy asking about account for sale

[spark ibex]

yup and his messages got deleted by getting punished probably-

np

it seemed confusing tbh Imma delete those messages real quick

[twin hollow]

fact!

[spark ibex]

[inland spear]

this is so nostalgic

havent played this game in 6 years

[spark ibex]

Well then.. welcome back man!

[twin hollow]

welcome lol

[inland spear]

everyone is gone off my friends list... for like 2-5 years lmao

sad

[spark ibex]

well the truth is that your friendlist is like paying your netflix subscription

[twin hollow]

amazing that this game really misses

[spark ibex]

you have to renew it every once in a while

[inland spear]

thats sad

and my tribe dissapeared..

[twin hollow]

lol

[spark ibex]

and like the netflix subscription, it depends on what you choose, 1 year plan, or good friends

[twin hollow]

come to my

sorry ping

I forget to take off

[inland spear]

i can if you want lol i need to find more people

getting memories of 13 year old mes tfm gf

so cringe

[spark ibex]

wowie well

[twin hollow]

[zealous fiber]

[•] Your report regarding the player Durex#9219 has been handled. (karma: 630)
[•] Your report regarding the player Menahs#8110 has been handled. (karma: 631)

[golden gazelle]

what a funny username

[twin hollow]

lol

[spark ibex]

hm

[twin hollow]

hm

[noble fractal]

Yeah, it's a brand. Wait, if I had that username, I could get banned or not? Since it's just a brand? 🤔

[spark ibex]

I don't think you can get banned for copyright reasons-

[golden gazelle]

i dont think so lmaoo

[noble fractal]

Lol

[ocean beacon]

[golden gazelle]

is this a poo

[high whale]

hey

[zealous fiber]

that looks disgusting

[ocean beacon]

its an ice cream !

how rude

choco ice cream

[golden gazelle]

oop sorry

[dense belfry]

o

[unreal wave]

What kind of choco ice cream is that orange? 😳

[high whale]

orange-choco

[high whale]

[golden gazelle]

[unreal shore]

ah yes crispy ping

[golden gazelle]

i felt like transformice gaming today

Please show me new shop sale

[golden gazelle]

ty

[unreal shore]

ngl i wanna get the sale fur but also the banana fur so im having a crisis over it atm lmao

[muted oxide]

I want waffle but i spent alot on tfm already.. :(

i wish i didnt buy the cartoon one. Could have waffle now instead

[bleak sedge]

Hello

[red mulch]

Hi

Does anyone still play the game

[bleak sedge]

I think they do look plz

[red mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-gif-26316306

[unreal shore]

you can say... sales look......

really cool

[red mulch]

I haven’t played that game fully since 4th htade

I’m in 10th now

[covert temple]

😎

[frail spade]

heennloo chat

[cursive seal]

[chrome zealot]

New lua event spoiler

Wizard lua?

[late grove]

😣

[hard oasis]

is TFM still played

or dead

[spark ibex]

Why not find out for yourself

:'P

[prime oak]

CHIIIIZ @cursive seal

why am I laughing so much at this

Effects:

• useless

[cursive seal]

there it is....

[prime oak]

THERE IT IS

watch me buy it as soon as I can afford it

[muted oxide]

mood exept i was like in 2nd grade 💀

[deep dawn]

are you playing cookie clicker or Diablo III

[prime oak]

obviously super mario galaxy 2

[deep dawn]

ahhhh thx love

[prime oak]

np enjoy

[deep dawn]

[prime oak]

what's your advice on ascending? @cursive seal should I go for it now before the story takes a turn

kinda sucks how the more time you spend without ascending, the more legacy points you gain per hour

so if I were to ascend it would take me a decade to get these points again but if I just waited a little more I'd have so many more

[fossil mural]

hello

[prime oak]

also lmao i was asleep wops @river jay

hi!

[spark ibex]

I tried speedrunning once at a friend's house and it didn't go well :'/

[marsh yarrow]

this is making me want to play cookie clicker again

[prime oak]

CHIZ I CAN AFFORD IT

*inhale*

[spark ibex]

Cookie clicker is indeed legendary man

[prime oak]

OH BOY IT'S CREEPY OKAY

GRANDMA NO

[marsh yarrow]

[spark ibex]

that's terrefying ok

[cursive seal]

you've just scratched the surface

[prime oak]

I play this game before bedtime

Chiz I'm scared

🤣

[cursive seal]

hi scared im chizworth

[prime oak]

please hold me Chiz

hi cutie

[marsh yarrow]

ikr

it gets worse

[prime oak]

oh boy

why did the background change

[cursive seal]

getting close

[prime oak]

I can't even understand what the background is but part of me doesn't really want to know

holy heck

[gilded plaza]

Hi

[prime oak]

what you aiming for?

[cursive seal]

its the grandmatriarchs

grandma gods are displeased

[prime oak]

LOL

[cursive seal]

does it happen to look like this

[prime oak]

it does

oh boy this looks like some AoT shit

[lone niche]

you can still see bunnies on ig before bed after this scary game

[prime oak]

where's Eren when you need him

thank you

appreciate it 🤣

[cursive seal]

bnuuys

[lone niche]

yep

[prime oak]

tbh I mostly go on instagram just when I post a drawing ops

[lone niche]

from me are they the best bnuuys

[prime oak]

should send me bunnys on Discord instead uwu

[spark ibex]

can you imagine that many cookies

like picture that many cookies covering an entire city or country

[lone niche]

oh yea, but on ig is easier

[cursive seal]

this is how many i have rn

[spark ibex]

guys what the freak

[lone niche]

there cant save post :(

[prime oak]

:((

oh god just saw a wrinkler

[spark ibex]

ok you know what I'm downloading cookie clicker right now

[prime oak]

protect me Chiz

I am small and afraid

[regal spoke]

Look at all those chickens

[prime oak]

LOL

[spark ibex]

chookies

HA

[cursive seal]

[spark ibex]

🐔

[prime oak]

I am a cookie crypto businesswoman

[spark ibex]

I suggest you spend that on creating your own AI art

like dall-e

but make it cookie based

[prime oak]

now that you mention i have an urge to make cookie game fanart

chizzy is it wise to get rid of the wrinklers or should i leave em there

[deep dawn]

Love this new WoW expansion 😻

[prime oak]

this nerd

[cloud sage]

Hi Chibi ❤️

[prime oak]

hi Dima please hold me cookie game is starting to be spooky

[cloud sage]

Chibi, you need to stop playing cookie game.

[deep dawn]

Dima wima

[frail spade]

Hiii chebebebebebeb

[cloud sage]

Hi Marccc

[frail spade]

hi marco polo

[deep dawn]

hi dima you're nob

[cursive seal]

burst em after a lil bit iirc because they can give some extra cookie bonuses back i think idk

[deep dawn]

blast you too

[prime oak]

no i am invested to the point of no return

[deep dawn]

but you two are cute so it's ok to be nob

i forgive

[frail spade]

I will destroy you with furries

[prime oak]

oh I see thamk u :0

[deep dawn]

finally someone proposing this

[prime oak]

marc patting himself on the back

[deep dawn]

[cloud sage]

I'm

[prime oak]

Dima

you're Dima

helo

[deep dawn]

Mihai how do you do to just be everywhere

what kind of superpower is this

[frail spade]

Dima.....my baby boy baby

[deep dawn]

ah k

[cursive seal]

hi a god im chizworth

[cloud sage]

My honeybunny ❤️❤️

[frail spade]

❤️

[wanton hull]

What is the current sales fur?

[frail spade]

ice cream!

[cloud sage]

This is the current sales/sale fur.

[wanton hull]

Ahh rip

[deep dawn]

Same bro

[golden gazelle]

algum br?

[prime oak]

#br

[cursive seal]

is the ice cream making u go brrr its cold

my apologies that was corny

[prime oak]

...........................

[cursive seal]

[frail spade]

I CAN USE ANIMATED GIFS

:0

[cloud sage]

Ayyy

[frail spade]

me at dima

[cloud sage]

😭

❤️

[tulip saddle]

Yee

♥️

[prime oak]

help

[frail spade]

Dima dima dimaaaaa ❤️

[cloud sage]

@frail spade ❤️ 💕
@prime oak ❤️

[prime oak]

ily blast ily dima

[frail spade]

chibi ❤️

[cloud sage]

;v;!!! 💕

[frail spade]

🫂

[cursive seal]

[prime oak]

i look away for FIVE minutes and I come back to three wrinklers

https://tenor.com/view/crying-cry-crying-face-gif-20235014

[limber jasper]

I love pineapple pizza

[dense axle]

🤢

how dare you

[limber jasper]

Huhuhu

[prime oak]

I'd rather crush cockroaches with my bare hands than look at those wrinklers i swear

[frail spade]

Stabby?

[river jay]

Chibi

How far did you get since yesterday??

[river jay]

Join the cult of cookies

[cursive seal]

name is pretty self explanatory

[noble fractal]

I finally got Jurassic World Evolution 2!!!

[cursive seal]

click cookies to make more cookies

[river jay]

It's fun

It's also an idle game

So once you get buildings you're able to leave it alone

If you use the PC one you can autoclick all you want

[noble fractal]

Sadly I use Geforce NOW because my pc is bad and can't handle it. I can't blame it, the graphics are so good!

[limber jasper]

I’m new to transformice and am learning how to wall jump

[river jay]

600 million per second now chizworth!!

[cursive seal]

gj

about at 1 quadrillion per second

[river jay]

600 million isn't a ton

Compared to you and chibib

[noble fractal]

I really need to because I don't have the patience for games that lag my pc

Currently playing sandbox with unlimited money xd

[prime oak]

not much further i just bought the creepy granny update wops

@cursive seal there's dark cookies that if I click them they give me clots are they ever worth clicking? is there any achievement for it at least or idk

chizworth is now cookie game expert ye

[river jay]

Gooooood luck love

[cursive seal]

dont click them

[prime oak]

TY

oh

[marsh yarrow]

ditto anvil

[noble fractal]

I just bought the game, I wanted the Dominion and Camp Cretaceous pack

but I don't poop money

[river jay]

The cursed grandmas spawn them

Wraith cookies

[abstract nimbus]

@prime oak what is this cookie game and should i get it

[noble fractal]

You don't know the packs?

[river jay]

Yes

Cookie clicker

Join the cult

[noble fractal]

Jurassic World Evolution 2

;-;

[prime oak]

well i just clicked one against expert recommendation and it gave me a boost

[prime oak]

yes it's so fun omg

[cursive seal]

[prime oak]

it's like 5$ on steam so worth it

LMAO

chiz

[abstract nimbus]

if only someone bought it for me x

(im kidding)

[prime oak]

im pretty sure it's less heavy than transformice

[abstract nimbus]

please don't 😔

[river jay]

I'm dad

I'm dad

[royal grove]

Please if you're trying to copy something at least do it right XD

Don't take it as hate

Take it as a joke

[river jay]

I've caused milk bean to start dad jokes

You is milk bean

:(

[river jay]

D:

I should eat

[cursive seal]

hi gonna call you im chizworth

[abstract nimbus]

thief

[river jay]

@prime oak if you aren't aware wigglers can drop cookies on death

Or egg?

It's raining!!

Water droplets

Sadly not cookies

[haughty skiff]

Mmm pizza shake

[frail spade]

screams

[river jay]

Guess I'm not eating

[bronze perch]

why do i have a ping here? :0

[river jay]

Many in #fashion

Cause you asked for outfits with the skullbeast fur

[bronze perch]

o

yeah, i remembered now lol

[abstract nimbus]

@golden gazelle lov u

[prime oak]

@abstract nimbus lov u

[spark ibex]

Aw is the community loved tho?

[half hare]

no

[spark ibex]

It's not the answer that we needed, but the answer we deserve.

[river jay]

Lefly

I should put eggs on more things

[prime oak]

@half hare don't lov u

[spark ibex]

No milkshake with pizzas again please

[river jay]

Chibi

[spark ibex]

Definitely not Cleric

[half hare]

idc

[prime oak]

hello

[river jay]

I should eat yes

But I don't wanna interact with my family

Pls

[cursive seal]

[spark ibex]

I swear to god your computer is going to crash at some point due to the huge number of cookies being made in the background LMAO

[river jay]

Hi chiz

[deep dawn]

hi

[prime oak]

I am the cookie capitalism

[cursive seal]

hihi

[prime oak]

@cursive seal lov u

[river jay]

Hi the cookie capitalism

I'm daddy

[spark ibex]

I believe that

[cloud sage]

Can't believe Chibi is the cookie capitalism.

[river jay]

Where's mine?

[prime oak]

wat

[spark ibex]

Do you have any presidential actions in mind?

[prime oak]

we're getting htere

[abstract nimbus]

@cursive seal lov u

[prime oak]

cling to your seat jeff bezos

[deep dawn]

no one greets/loves me

[prime oak]

@deep dawn lov u

[spark ibex]

Okay well I mean, getting the scientists by your side first is a good idea!

[abstract nimbus]

@deep dawn good morning

[deep dawn]

[deep dawn]

good m-what

[abstract nimbus]

yes

[spark ibex]

Hey hey Zet! How are ya feeling today?

[deep dawn]

[spark ibex]

Chibi

[deep dawn]

Chibi

[spark ibex]

O NO

I DID SOMETHINF WITH MY GBOAD

Chibi I think I can smell your cookies

[prime oak]

LOL

they're everywhere

[deep dawn]

my grandma's cookies are better

[spark ibex]

how do I fix this-

[deep dawn]

Click on the lil arrow

<

[spark ibex]

OH LMAO FIXED NOW TYSM

[deep dawn]

np 30$

[spark ibex]

Probably got in one handed mode-

[prime oak]

they might be better but are they a worldwide sensation tho

[spark ibex]

LMAO that's literally my brother

[deep dawn]

[prime oak]

it begins Lefly I'm now a mayor

[spark ibex]

It is capitalism after all

[spark ibex]

AYY

[prime oak]

also a god by the looks of it

[prime oak]

egg

[spark ibex]

I may be that manufacturer 👀

[marsh yarrow]

[deep dawn]

bort pro

[spark ibex]

Oe wait is that supposed to be you-

[prime oak]

im bibi helo

[river jay]

Where's my love noob

[spark ibex]

Food religion! Definitely getting in, where do the events take place?

[deep dawn]

right there -> 🚪

[river jay]

Lefly

[marsh yarrow]

u

[river jay]

Look

[prime oak]

ok marc

[river jay]

Egg milkshake

[prime oak]

@river jay lov u

[river jay]

<3

Marc doesn't like you sharing your love with me :(

[prime oak]

I love this game

[spark ibex]

HAHAH Chibi you're inspiring me to make cookies at 1AM right now

[abstract nimbus]

@prime oak did i show u my septum ring

[prime oak]

YES and you look gorgeous with it

wait did you get a real one?

[river jay]

Lefly :(

[abstract nimbus]

i've completely erased every memory of that night

not yet

[deep dawn]

[prime oak]

LMAO

[spark ibex]

SORRY yes

[prime oak]

pls it wasn't bad

[river jay]

Egg milkshake

[abstract nimbus]

it was, i cried

[spark ibex]

Should I?

[deep dawn]

1 am is for slep not for cokis

pls

[prime oak]

i had a friend who would mix in raw eggs in their milkshake

[abstract nimbus]

thats vile

[prime oak]

up to you.......

[spark ibex]

You're not wrong but... I slept for 1 hour in the evening

[river jay]

If you life alone sure

I wouldn't dare as mother would get mad at me

[spark ibex]

I haVE a friend who tried beating a world record of the most eggs eaten in a minute

[river jay]

LEFLY

You haven't commented on the egg milkshake

[spark ibex]

He literally put the main purple part of the egg into water and drank it. (Sorry I'm not English I dunno what it's called AH)

[spark ibex]

Like 30 of them..

[river jay]

Purple??

Eggs are yellow and white

[spark ibex]

LMAOO I MEANT YELLOW

SORRY

[river jay]

Yolk

That's its name

[spark ibex]

SorrY i keep forgetting smh. But I think I would definitely try it out

[spark ibex]

Thankies

[spark ibex]

Something makes me think that it would taste good with a straw

[river jay]

Like how I ate a muffin yesterday with a fork?

[spark ibex]

"Egg Milkshake" doesn't sound bad in my opinion

[prime oak]

yeah I gave it the benefit of the doubt cause I love being open-minded but it was slimey and disgusten

[river jay]

Chibib

[prime oak]

it added nothing positive to it whatsoever it just made it slimy

[river jay]

Please let me move in

[prime oak]

heo

wha

[spark ibex]

You now have experience of it though!

[deep dawn]

paws off my gf

[river jay]

Zeddy

Wut

[deep dawn]

[prime oak]

do you have experience in unclogging toilets Kay

[river jay]

No...

[spark ibex]

I do actually

[prime oak]

your application will be reconsidered once you acquire the aforementioned qualification

you're hired

[river jay]

:(

[spark ibex]

I have a fun encounter with dead cockroaches 😔

[river jay]

Zeddy

[prime oak]

I had the very smart idea of throwing half a banana in the toilet and help I need to pee

[river jay]

Chibib

[prime oak]

im here hi

[deep dawn]

wat

[river jay]

The fuck

[spark ibex]

THATS LITERALLY ME

[prime oak]

LMAO

IM NOT ALONE!!!!!!!!

[spark ibex]

And then I'm like what did I just do.

[river jay]

Hi not alone

[spark ibex]

LOL

[river jay]

I'm daddy

[prime oak]

we are REAL we EXIST we are VALID

[spark ibex]

YES

[river jay]

Marc

[prime oak]

✊

[deep dawn]

me

[river jay]

Why

[deep dawn]

[abstract nimbus]

[deep dawn]

lol

[opal current]

??????????

[deep dawn]

nice yuumi

I mean, not nice

Can we agree on removing Yuumi from league

[prime oak]

yep that's how everyone reacted so far LMFAO

[spark ibex]

WELP

We're getting confronted now

[cursive seal]

why would you throw a BANANA in the toilet

[opal current]

I'm about to blow your mind, Google this wild invention called a garbage can

[marsh yarrow]

not just a banana

[river jay]

Ikr chiz

[marsh yarrow]

half a banana

[spark ibex]

BRING UP YOUR COOKIE SOLDIERS SO THEY SCARED

[prime oak]

I was too lazy to throw it out and I didn't want it to attract fruit flies

[cursive seal]

i'd actually be less confused if you intentionally threw your phone in the toilet

[river jay]

Now you clogged a toilet

[prime oak]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[deep dawn]

i once threw myself in the toilet

[opal current]

Maybe the banana is a cover story.... Are you getting enough fiber....

[river jay]

Good

[spark ibex]

LMAO, Im pretty sure that banana in toilet just sounds weird so it quite confuses your brain

[prime oak]

nope it genuinely was half a banana

[deep dawn]

[spark ibex]

I mean.. raise your hand up if you've ever eaten a banana in your bathroom

[deep dawn]

.........no

[grim finch]

@trail ferry

[river jay]

Is there peel there?

[prime oak]

yep

[river jay]

I would find a way to remove it

[deep dawn]

just put your hands in the toilet

[river jay]

Garbage bag as a glove?

[deep dawn]

[prime oak]

u do that

[deep dawn]

???

[spark ibex]

Oh please

[grim finch]

@trail ferry accept this

[deep dawn]

then you get a shower

it's the only solution

[spark ibex]

I'm not my uncle LOL

[late grove]

😕

[deep dawn]

aren't you now

[river jay]

Hi not my uncle

I'm daddy

[spark ibex]

BRO

[river jay]

:)

[spark ibex]

Why is my lamp making a weird noise

This is scary

[marsh yarrow]

that convo

[deep dawn]

your lamp is a furby

i'm so sleepy

quick poll, Should I sleep?

[spark ibex]

LMAOOOO @prime oak THERE IS LITERALLY A FRACTION OF A COOKIE IN THERE

[spark ibex]

LMAO I SWEAR SHOULD I SEND A PIC

This is ridiculous.

[prime oak]

I used 6L of that liquid thing to declog drains which after already pouring it all in I read on the label it's not for toilets wops

but good news is IT WORKED

[spark ibex]

Possibly not good for your toilet but

if it worked then not bad!

[last sail]

Gn guys

[spark ibex]

Goodnight ayy

[marsh yarrow]

gnn!

[spark ibex]

I broke my wardrobe

This is great 🙂

Yup that is definitely not supposed to happen

[cursive seal]

[spark ibex]

Aaaaa

[prime oak]

😭 rip

[late grove]

🥳

[spark ibex]

Ayyy remember the streams?

[north sparrow]

.

[spark ibex]

Well gn guys, this fly next to me has earraped me enough tonight! It was fun chatting with y'all, goodnight!

[prime oak]

hey @cursive seal wanna know how you can win a super easy achievement in 1 sec

click Stats then click that cookie icon

[cursive seal]

o

[marsh yarrow]

stuff is happening

[prime oak]

looks like straight outta Attack on Titan

[river jay]

Chibib

I don't have that cookie :(

[prime oak]

):

also as an update wrinklers look less creepy if I decide to not look at them directly cause then they look like croissants

[river jay]

Kill them?

[prime oak]

I do yea

[river jay]

Good

I still haven't eaten

Lov you chibib

[prime oak]

I once again ate too much help

[cursive seal]

LOL they do

[marsh yarrow]

there is a shiny wrinkler in the game

[prime oak]

is there? omg

[marsh yarrow]

yes

[prime oak]

the pokemon addict within me is all ears

[marsh yarrow]

i knew you would be interested
it's even rarer though heh

[prime oak]

:O

[river jay]

Chibib

Feed me

[prime oak]

look at this splooting dorp i love him with all my heart

ok here's a cookie 🍪

[river jay]

Rabbit to monch??

[prime oak]

u touch him i call the cops

[cursive seal]

love bnuuy

[river jay]

Lov chizworth too

[prime oak]

he lovs u too

he spent the morning licking my pants

[river jay]

Have stinky

Mid yawn

[prime oak]

stimky!!!!!

[river jay]

Hi names actually buddy

[prime oak]

stinky buddy

[river jay]

705million cookies a second now

Stinky is upsidedown now

Fanta is alone in the vc

[prime oak]

@west galleon did u fall asleep

[prime oak]

Chizzy you can also gain an achievement by naming your bakery "Orteil"

and if you go to the very bottom of your achievement list, you can click that one's slot and it'll unlock it lmfao

you can also gain an achievement by clicking on the news headlines 50 times

and I think that's all of the super easy achievements

[pure bolt]

[river jay]

I can't get one for naming it

:(

Or the cookie one

Chibib has prestiged?

Chibib

[timber lodge]

[prime oak]

wat

@timber lodge @abstract nimbus @frail spade @deep dawn @lyric zodiac @bronze perch unite gift codes just dropped!!! UNITE1IN and WORLDS2022

[deep dawn]

wat

[prime oak]

and @jagged rover ^ ❤️

who else have I managed to recruit to unite cult

[noble fractal]

hm

[frail spade]

huh

huh

what does it give u

worlds2022 doesn't work ;;

[prime oak]

wow I been lied to

idk didn't look into it yet I just found em onlin

[frail spade]

it takes 48 hours for a code to go through WHAT

[prime oak]

wtf

o boy @cursive seal @river jay

here we go again

[timber lodge]

[marsh yarrow]

good luck

[golden gazelle]

@west galleon wake up

[prime oak]

ty I'll need it

[river jay]

O.o good luck

[prime oak]

Moos hold me please there's creepy grandmas

[golden gazelle]

oh no

[river jay]

Chibib

[golden gazelle]

[river jay]

Can I see how many buildings you have?

[prime oak]

tysm

[golden gazelle]

EVERYONE TELL SANTA TO WAKE UP

[river jay]

@west galleon Fanta wake up

[marsh yarrow]

santa santa santa (x99)

[frail spade]

SANTTTAAAA

[prime oak]

CHARLOTTE

[marsh yarrow]

santa is the new charlotte

[prime oak]

CHARLOTTE CHARLOTTE

[river jay]

Tags don't have a rarity?

[marsh yarrow]

that event was hilarious

[river jay]

If cheeseformice was alive you could check

[prime oak]

its value is determined by how much you personally like it

[river jay]

I thinks

I like my tag

[prime oak]

my buildings

[river jay]

Thanks babe

[prime oak]

anytime

[river jay]

That's crazy

[prime oak]

idk what you'd need them for though I just upgrade randomly lmfao

[river jay]

?

[kindred pilot]

ashleyyy#0934 was banned

[river jay]

Just cause we told you tags aren't rare

Damn

[prime oak]

[river jay]

I'll grab my buildinga

[prime oak]

lmfao

[river jay]

My buildings

[prime oak]

get 2 more grandmas for achievement

[river jay]

Oh right

It's 100/150/200 for them I think

Every 50 for grandmas

[prime oak]

every 50 units for all buildings iirc

[river jay]

Till 550/600 one of the two

[prime oak]

up untiiiiil many

idk how many but many

[river jay]

Pointers are 1/50/100/200 etc

[prime oak]

oh perhaps

[river jay]

I have the achievement list pulled up for mobile

[prime oak]

I also know they often throw at you potential updates sometimes for increments of 5

[river jay]

As it's different more so missing like 260 that PC has

[elder totem]

@golden gazelle ur so mean

[golden gazelle]

whoops

[elder totem]

Calling me stinky and then leaving 😔

[prime oak]

omg imagine being called stinky by Muse herself.........

[golden gazelle]

ur stinky too chibi xox

[river jay]

Chibib is a cutie

[prime oak]

https://tenor.com/view/felixthecat-cat-pet-love-funny-gif-5313209

[river jay]

We love chibib

[prime oak]

muse have u seen my son he's getting fat I love him

00000000000

6666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666.

oh ok

well,

[cloud sage]

Are you okay, Chibi

[prime oak]

I'm very ok

u speak of the bun on discord and apparently it summons him to hop on your lap

he just

hops on my laptop then sits on it like

[cloud sage]

Aww

[river jay]

Hi very okay

I'm daddy

[prime oak]

I feel nothing but love for this lil dorp

elo

[river jay]

Chibib

[abstract nimbus]

[river jay]

My pointers are making more than my temples

A single pointer makes more than a temple does

[prime oak]

:politeYuumi: kjhgsdkjfgsdfg

perhaps you have neglected your temples

[river jay]

Pointers get more upgrades

And they're cheaper usually

[abstract nimbus]

tis my uncomfortable cat

[river jay]

Every temple I buy gets me 50 more cookies a second on my pointers

[twin hollow]

hi guys

[river jay]

Hellow

Chibib and I are addicted to cookie clickwr

[twin hollow]

g'night

[prime oak]

helo

[river jay]

Stinky is chasing a pipecleaner

[prime oak]

look at him smh. get a job. pay rent. be a productive member of society

[twin hollow]

:0

cute

black lol

[prime oak]

ya i melt every time i see him fkjgsdkfg

[river jay]

You're made of butter??

[twin hollow]

black rabbits are beautiful

[prime oak]

[twin hollow]

[prime oak]

he loves jumping straight on my face while I'm lying down sleeping

[river jay]

Hi lying down sleeping

I'm father

[prime oak]

no that's later tonight not rn

[polar lark]

im at a restaraunt

so tired i misspelled restaurant

[river jay]

Hi at a restaraunt

I'm Chizworth

[polar lark]

LOL

[limber jasper]

Eeee

[river jay]

Chibib

How long did I take you to get from 1 trillion total to 8 trillion?

[prime oak]

[river jay]

What legacy could you reach rn?

[prime oak]

+54

[river jay]

Damned

I could get +2

So three total :(

[prime oak]

the longer you wait the quicker they'll stack

[river jay]

Yes

But

I don't even make a billion a second yet

770 million roughly

[golden gazelle]

Santa has been for years in the General voice chat alone

[prime oak]

omg what there's a grandma called Bunny what

[bitter siren]

Yea

Try finding a easter grandma with the name bunny lol

[unreal basin]

it’s the weekend party 🎊

dance tonight

under the lights

[cursive seal]

almost

[prime oak]

you gonna ascend at 1000? :0

[cursive seal]

idk

probably not

i MIGHT tomorrow?

[marsh yarrow]

What and why you ascend

[prime oak]

dam

gives you a few boosts

chizzy did you see achievement tips i gave above :3c

free achievements

[prime oak]

wtf

[cursive seal]

the tiny cookie yes

no i dont think i will

[prime oak]

i found more!!

LOL

[prime oak]

3 free achievements here

I also upgraded thegrannys to next creepy level and they don't seem very happy

[cursive seal]

i did the 3rd one

already

the other two were new

[prime oak]

o

[cloud sage]

Hello, hope everyone is having a good night uvu
Okay I go now, work calls.

[prime oak]

aw you too Dima <3

[cursive seal]

1 stage left

[prime oak]

so 3 creepiness stages?

[cursive seal]

yes

[prime oak]

*sweats*

YESSSsss caught it

hail 🤘

should've seen me desperately searching the printscreen button LMAO

[cursive seal]

this isnt relevant to the event its a time machine headline

but it might be a reference to it idk

[prime oak]

tru

[cursive seal]

[prime oak]

When Should I Ascend in Cookie Clicker? What is this? The general rule of thumb for Ascending in Cookie Clicker, especially the first time, is at least 200 prestige levels.

meanwhile chiz.......

Many expert players wait a long time for their first ascension. One approach is to wait until you have 2337 prestige levels to ascend the first time. You can buy a dozen high-quality upgrades and see an even more significant boost.

People who first prestige at 2337 take their subsequent ascension at 115,307, and the third at 2,189,163. They follow the 2019 ascensions guide by Finkus and purchase the upgrades that he recommends. It’s considered a pro strategy in the Cookie Clicker community.

wtf

[cursive seal]

well i guess that's what im aiming for

[prime oak]

here's the guide in question https://pastebin.com/PutF8qFd

[river jay]

I need to find a guide

[cursive seal]

will keep this in mind

[river jay]

As my heavenly cookie upgrades are different

:) I've hung my hats up now, still need more hooks tho

My sister gave me the idea

Not intentionally ofc

[prime oak]

minnie

[river jay]

Doesn't fit me anymore :(

It's a child sized hat

CHIBI

Do I know your birthday??

@cursive seal @prime oak give me birthdays please

[prime oak]

wth is this supposed to mean and why does it sound so ominous

June 7!

[river jay]

Thank you

[haughty skiff]

Birf

[cursive seal]

i think its a pun on dentures with them being grandmas

[prime oak]

I figured that part yea but wha

[river jay]

Probably due to the cult upgrade thing

Brain washing

Or one mind

[cursive seal]

it appears in the headlines regardless of that

[prime oak]

i remember having this line before the creepy update

[river jay]

CHIZWORTH

Birthday pleaae

[prime oak]

the red background doesn't help it tho 🤣

[river jay]

Hand it over

[prime oak]

wtf birthday thief

[cursive seal]

what huh

[prime oak]

Kay tryna steal all our birthdays so they can have more birthdays to themself

[river jay]

Themself is a word that looks wrong to me

I know it's not

But it looks odd