It's 2% ready and I'm already tired

[tardy kettle]

😭

[cerulean marsh]

if ur tired take a break tbh
mc should be to chill out n shiz

https://tenor.com/view/bass-fish-sad-rogerio-tech-gif-26550915

anyways what are u making

[tardy kettle]

a big thing

a big piece of shi

an arm

[cerulean marsh]

zamn

good luck

[tardy kettle]

thanks lol

4%

[sullen ice]

Either that’s gonna become a person on roller skates or a weird mix of an oversized Ratte with a train

[tardy kettle]

none of these

[sullen ice]

What is it

Tell me

[sullen ice]

I’m curious

[tardy kettle]

I won't

I'll just tell u it's probably the thing u expect the least

[sullen ice]

A giant carrier platform ?

For like … Pacific rim thingies … (i forgot the name of the robots) or other bog robots

[tardy kettle]

no

[sullen ice]

Huh

Yk what

I wanna know

So whenever you do an update ping me so i can guess

Or you can just tell me rn

Hehheheehhee

[tardy kettle]

I won't

[sullen ice]

Then you’ll have to ping me every single time you make progress

Because me wanna know

And i wanna guess

I’m wondering how long it’s gonna take me to find out … hmhmhmhmhmhm

[tardy kettle]

if that helps - try this

[edgy axle]

hunter-killer?

[tardy kettle]

no

[crude mortar]

is it your mother

kind of small for that but still

[edgy axle]

🥱 for now

[tardy kettle]

bruh

I do not accept this kind of jokes

[neat ore]

Gustav frfr

[tardy kettle]

Cause I don't remember it to be good to be joking about dead people

[tardy kettle]

nope

[neat ore]

:o

Crazy

[tardy kettle]

damn world edit

now I have to replace almost all copycats

[neat ore]

The one tank thing with all the pyramids

[tardy kettle]

it would be an Egyptian tank

[crude mortar]

my bad didn't know sorry

[mystic ermine]

Bro making Dora

[tardy kettle]

and wrong again

[mystic ermine]

Uhhh... тяги бархатные кефтеме?

[tardy kettle]

нет

@sullen ice try again

[edgy axle]

Something ridiculous from ace combat

[tardy kettle]

Nope

[edgy axle]

This I know, it will only work on super flat

[tardy kettle]

Well, it's supposed to be in flat areas

But this is not a downside since it's purpose is making areas flat

(this is a clue)

[mystic ermine]

Bro making the german excavator

[edgy axle]

Oh ...

[crude mortar]

bro making the smallest german light tank

[edgy axle]

It's a giant ass strip miner

[tardy kettle]

Almost

Just the name left

Or the source

[neat ore]

Bagger

[tardy kettle]

No

[edgy axle]

How would it function

[tardy kettle]

Not real

[tardy kettle]

Like an excavator

[crude mortar]

it ain't look like the bagger bro 😭

[edgy axle]

That's vague

[crude mortar]

can we at least know what type of excavator is it

[edgy axle]

Interactive?

[mystic ermine]

Uh... avatar drill?

[crude mortar]

most big excavators don't have a base like this

[tardy kettle]

it's from a game and anime

[crude mortar]

hm not a real thing

[tardy kettle]

Idk yet, probably clockwork

[edgy axle]

Pffth, anime, I automatically wouldn't know

[crude mortar]

what's the first letter of the anime/game

[mystic ermine]

Don't tell me it's from Honkai Star Rail or some shit

[tardy kettle]

N, just as my favourite word

[tardy kettle]

Hell no

[crude mortar]

hm im clueless

[edgy axle]

Sus

[tardy kettle]

[crude mortar]

maybe he just really likes noodles or neighbours

[mystic ermine]

Marx?

[crude mortar]

karl marx?!

[mystic ermine]

from NIER

[crude mortar]

didn't know he was an excavator

[edgy axle]

Unless you know something about collision that I don't, it won't dig without interactive

[crude mortar]

hm might be marx

or even karl marx

[edgy axle]

Vmod? Maybe yet to test

[mystic ermine]

Well I didn't know either

[tardy kettle]

Yeah!

[neat ore]

Dang gl with that

[crude mortar]

big boi

[edgy axle]

I got work to do then!

[mystic ermine]

The only anime game starting with N that I remember was Nier Automata lmao

From there it was Nier Automata Excavator

In google

[crude mortar]

i didn't know it had an excavator or that it had an anime so

[tardy kettle]

Funny thing is that nier has 4 same letters as my favourite Word

[crude mortar]

but good luck ig

[mystic ermine]

Me neither

[mystic ermine]

Engineering?

[crude mortar]

does it also include g

[tardy kettle]

No

The order is the same

:)

[mystic ermine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1152599399529193517/1215222021034876979/attachment.gif

[tardy kettle]

Yeah, double g

[tardy kettle]

Блин

XD

[mystic ermine]

Has to be engineering

Has 2 gs

And the other letters too

[crude mortar]

gnierg is an interesting word tbh

[mystic ermine]

Ginger

[tardy kettle]

But the order is different

[crude mortar]

who calls them gingers, the proper name is a leprechaun

[mystic ermine]

Redhead

[crude mortar]

that works too

[tardy kettle]

A gnome

[crude mortar]

gnomes are different

[tardy kettle]

They have gold

[mystic ermine]

Gnomes look too old to be red haired

[tardy kettle]

So not really

[tardy kettle]

Dye

[crude mortar]

gnomes are generally old and aren't all full of happi and rainbow like the green ones are

[mystic ermine]

No thanks

[tardy kettle]

Not die bruh

[crude mortar]

do you think they just have dye lying around in a forest?

or your neighbour's lawn

[mystic ermine]

Yes happily

[tardy kettle]

In the cave

[mystic ermine]

Ok that one's probable

[crude mortar]

the bears won't have any dye either dawg

[crude mortar]

do you keep a ginger dye on your lawn

[tardy kettle]

Show them some gold and they are in pyroland

[tardy kettle]

Flowers

[tardy kettle]

Gnome cave

[mystic ermine]

Erm, gnomes are powerful beings

They CAN and WILL break into your house

[crude mortar]

they are already cursed with being short

they don't want another disability like being ginger

[mystic ermine]

Fair

[edgy axle]

All dwarves have red hair, this is known

[tardy kettle]

Yeah, I will mail some gnomes to u

[crude mortar]

but they don't wear green tophats

but they are obsessed with the gold..

is everything just a leprechaun..

[edgy axle]

That's... A leprechaun

[tardy kettle]

Yeah, including u

Give me some gold now

[mystic ermine]

Gnomes ain't dwarves

[crude mortar]

can't i eaten it all

[mystic ermine]

Dwarves are cool

Gnomes are gnomes

[tardy kettle]

Spawn some more

[crude mortar]

gnomes aren't bad but i don't like them

they are just the type of thing to do unspeakable atrocities when nobody's looking

there has to be a reason they're on so many lawns

[tardy kettle]

They are not people

[crude mortar]

fixed

[mystic ermine]

Dam you racist?

[crude mortar]

but still they must be up to some shady business..

[mystic ermine]

Against gnomes?

That's ok I hate gnomes too

[crude mortar]

they're not a race

[edgy axle]

They switch neighbors lawn furniture to create feuds

[tardy kettle]

No, they r just a different specie

[crude mortar]

hm im fine with that

i also do that sometimes

but i switch their furniture to be in my house instead

[mystic ermine]

They're typically referred to as races
Along with elves, gnomes, harfoots and all of other stuff

[tardy kettle]

Well, there r a lot of theores

[crude mortar]

they don't count as a race, they're a different species

[mystic ermine]

Honestly dwarves are the coolest one

[crude mortar]

fr fr they're just chill

[mystic ermine]

I believe in dwarf being the superior species

[edgy axle]

Finish your project I wanna see

[tardy kettle]

Have patience

[crude mortar]

and dwarves are also alcoholics which is very respectful

[mystic ermine]

Bro just asked straight up 💀

[tardy kettle]

About a month

[crude mortar]

nuh uh

1 week

[tardy kettle]

I don't have that much free time

[mystic ermine]

Drunk driving is allowed in the lands of the dwarves I hear

[tardy kettle]

• this shi is huge

[crude mortar]

it's allowed everywhere if you're good enough

the drunk crashers are the issue

they ruin our reputation

[tardy kettle]

Wdym our? 💀

[crude mortar]

do you speak english

i said what i said

[edgy axle]

Pink is vertically challenged

[crude mortar]

can i challenge your skull with a lead pipe

[edgy axle]

You can try!

[tardy kettle]

I mean that u seriously drive drunk? Thats bad, try drinking so much so u think ure sober

[crude mortar]

i see no issue in it

but sometimes the government hypnotises families of 4 to go in front of my car which is really annoying

smh

[tardy kettle]

Yeah, this is why I drive a tractor, I don't feel anything when I drive over them

[crude mortar]

hm fair point but they're kinda slow

[tardy kettle]

I do, cause it's dangerous to drink too little

I'm concerned about your life

[tardy kettle]

Thats the old ones

Try modern

Or a tank

[crude mortar]

now we're talking that's where the real fun is

[tardy kettle]

U wont need to ram them when theres a cannon

[crude mortar]

the gun can come in handy when someone is being annoying

but there wouldn't be such an issue if the government stopped hypnotising families of 4 to go in front of my car

[tardy kettle]

Yeah, who cares if there is a vodka bottle in your hand if they r aimed by a fcking 120mm

[crude mortar]

or even the trees like this is kind of ridiculous

how do you even hypnotise a tree

[crude mortar]

vodka can be fuel for both me and the tank if it's an abrams

alcohol is the best invention right after the casino

[tardy kettle]

Goverment uses gaystation 6 to control the world and everything inside it

[crude mortar]

that makes a lot of sense

but still even the trees?

[tardy kettle]

Nah, for abrams whiskey will do better

T-90 is better for vodka

[crude mortar]

if it burns it runs

[tardy kettle]

Yeah

[crude mortar]

except abrams has a turbine engine which can actually run on alcohol

[tardy kettle]

Well, of course it does, it's hard to stay still when ure burning

[crude mortar]

T-90 has a pesky diesel and i don't like drinking that

i prefer gasoline or naptha

[tardy kettle]

Try T-80 then

Turbine

[crude mortar]

ah yes i'll try that

[edgy axle]

240+ replies💀

[tardy kettle]

Gasoline is the best

[crude mortar]

we're just being silly

[tardy kettle]

Don't interupt, 2 drunk humans are talking

[crude mortar]

it's great but fuel oil can be even better sometimes

like fuel oil at 3 am is peak

or kerosene, they both taste similar

[tardy kettle]

Yeah but it's bad when I spill some on myself. I become that black that even black people don't see me in the dark

[crude mortar]

i guess that's camouflage

and you might get a discount at the kfc

[tardy kettle]

Only for night

[crude mortar]

you might also get a discount for watermelon

[tardy kettle]

Only for chicken wings

[crude mortar]

good enough

[tardy kettle]

I will smash it at a cop (Im fighting crime cause hes fake cop cause hes a little blacker than ffffff colour)

[mystic ermine]

Also elves allow weed and dwarves don't

[tardy kettle]

I'm elf now

[mystic ermine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1188758310699147344/1201443099558301757/attachment.gif

[tardy kettle]

Bruh

[mystic ermine]

Looks like an elf to me

[tardy kettle]

It looks like shit to me

[mystic ermine]

No that would be an actual elf

[tardy kettle]

It's no elf

[mystic ermine]

Magical VS2 racism

[tardy kettle]

A read Tolkin

[tardy kettle]

Don't try to fool me

[tardy kettle]

[mystic ermine]

Tell me where I'm wrong with that one

[tardy kettle]

Idk

[mystic ermine]

All elves are feminine

[tardy kettle]

There r no femboys + they r way more beautiful + they have pointy ears

[mystic ermine]

The ears are just hidden on the pic

[tardy kettle]

Have u read a Tolkin's some sort of Bible for that world?

[tardy kettle]

It would be hard to hide them iff it was an elf

[mystic ermine]

All I know that there was tree of life then Morgoth made orcs
And then smth smth Sauron made rings and the kind fought the evil
And then Hobbit happens

[mystic ermine]

They're in the hair

[tardy kettle]

So little of knowledge

[tardy kettle]

Not common for elves

[mystic ermine]

I watched the original movies and Hobbit so like why do you expect me to know much

All I know if that there is no such thing as a masculine elf

[tardy kettle]

Now in russian

[mystic ermine]

ALSO ELVES DON'T HAVE FRIGGING BEER

[mystic ermine]

Нет эльфов которые выглядят как мужики

[tardy kettle]

They have bred in leaves

[tardy kettle]

There r no femboys too

[tardy kettle]

Да и я бы поспорил

[mystic ermine]

As dwarf supporter, I don't care how elves fuck

[tardy kettle]

What?

[mystic ermine]

Anyway im eating bread in school rn

[tardy kettle]

Good

But why r u talking about fucking

[mystic ermine]

So basically bred is the past tense of breed
Breeding is uh... literally the word for fucking usually used with animals

[tardy kettle]

I know what breeding is

[mystic ermine]

So?

[tardy kettle]

And ure dirty minded

Bred is bread

[mystic ermine]

No bred is breed

[tardy kettle]

The thing is that the recipe is different and they say it's not a bread

[tardy kettle]

Nobody would fuck in leaves

[mystic ermine]

You assume that, but

They're elves

[tardy kettle]

Who said they r just a race?

[mystic ermine]

Wdym

[tardy kettle]

U r saying it like they r a different specie with a completely different lifestyle

[mystic ermine]

Well they're not dwarves so idc

[tardy kettle]

I guess ur a dwarf

[mystic ermine]

Nah im like 6'0"
Im human

Also ain't no way that's tall enough

[tardy kettle]

6'0?

[mystic ermine]

6 feet
180 cm

[tardy kettle]

6 santimeteres?

[tardy kettle]

Oh

Damn

You r short

[mystic ermine]

ikr

[mystic ermine]

Bro thought im a mouse

[tardy kettle]

Nah, u r a rat

[tardy kettle]

What is ikr

[mystic ermine]

I know right

[tardy kettle]

Oh ok

[mystic ermine]

6 feet ain't nearly tall enough

Need 7

Then I'll be hitting all the ceilings

[tardy kettle]

I need 8

Just cause it's funny

[mystic ermine]

Bro wants to be 2 meter 40 💀

[tardy kettle]

Yeah

[mystic ermine]

Bruh health issues ain't worth it

[tardy kettle]

I'm 185

I wanna be taller😭

[neat ore]

I'm like 5'6 😭

which is like 165 cm??

[tardy kettle]

What a dwarf

[neat ore]

my gf is 5'0

[tardy kettle]

💀

[neat ore]

she so small 🥰

sometimes I fr gotta be like "I know she looks 12 but in the manga..."

[tardy kettle]

I remember myself being 150 at the age of 6 or 7

[neat ore]

cause she's a year older than me but looks tiny

[neat ore]

that is not normal 💀

[tardy kettle]

How old r u

[tardy kettle]

Well, I don't clearly remember and whats wrong

[neat ore]

100 cm

[tardy kettle]

Bruh

A meter is a toddler

[neat ore]

kids don't usually grow much for a while

usually around 8-10

I tihnk

[tardy kettle]

Around 10-12 as I remember

[neat ore]

yeah idk

[mystic ermine]

That's how tall my mom is

[neat ore]

sorry you had to find out this way, son

[mystic ermine]

[edgy axle]

I guess they passed out

[crude mortar]

Elf

[cerulean marsh]

holy smokes

[cerulean marsh]

blud ur tall enough lemme tell u

some people would wanna be ur height

yall fr talking bout height like it's a thing people can decide lmao

yeah hold on lemme open up my character editor and set 2 meters there

[crude mortar]

Would be nice

[tardy kettle]

I know a 205 santimeters guy

:(

[cerulean marsh]

so what

height doesn't define ur value as a person

[tardy kettle]

I just wanna be taller

[cerulean marsh]

i do too, nothing we can do bout that

life is rng

[tardy kettle]

I'm 14

There is smth I can do

[cerulean marsh]

ig you can just exercise and wait

but it wont do a huge difference

[mystic ermine]

You can always wish tho come on

[mystic ermine]

I said so

[cerulean marsh]

i guess

[real grove]

Looks like the start of the Gustav railway gun

[tardy kettle]

nope

[sullen ice]

SCHWERER GUSTAV

[edgy axle]

It's not though