ignore this post, discord just really wants me to make a post and the popup wont go away

[worldly wigeon]

ok

[neon elk]

no

Schem?

and also @untold stone tell qarschem to rate

this beautiful post

[safe hornet]

mean to me

[untold stone]

@jagged nymph rate 1-10

[untold stone]

Delete your account and feel ashamed

[safe hornet]

delete deez nuts

please

[neon elk]

you are so funny really, you've reached peak humor

[safe hornet]

yes

[untold stone]

@wooden swallow @slow garden @worldly wigeon remove ur heart reaction, karma farmers

[untold stone]

@neon elk u too

[safe hornet]

k

[neon elk]

the karma farming got to me

[safe hornet]

karma?

[alpine gate]

https://discord.com/channels/244934352092397568/1069860410741768232

[jagged nymph]

0/10

[safe hornet]

what on earth is karma for

[alpine gate]

pink names but other than that nothing

[safe hornet]

purple is a better colour

[untold stone]

Then become an addon dev

[safe hornet]

aha no

[untold stone]

*color

[safe hornet]

*colour

[untold stone]

**color

[safe hornet]

british are allowed to use a u its the law

[untold stone]

British arent people

[neon elk]

ain't no one want your british crap here

[alpine gate]

*RGB value

[untold stone]

**HSV 🤓

[safe hornet]

british crap is the same as regular crap but with more colonialism

[alpine gate]

*hex 🤓

[untold stone]

***CYMK 🤓

[neon elk]

british crap is worse

it shouldn't even exist

[untold stone]

Agreed

[safe hornet]

mean to me

[neon elk]

im glad that the british people don't exist at least

[safe hornet]

anyway

[untold stone]

Good

[safe hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-stark-ash-spider-man-peter-parker-iron-man-gif-17777976

[untold stone]

Deleted message!

Easy peasy

[safe hornet]

sh i was trying to close the thread

[untold stone]

I always win

[safe hornet]

i win your mother

[neon elk]

are you like a child or what

i genuinely don't get what's wrong with your humor

[safe hornet]

this u

[untold stone]

**humour 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[neon elk]

and you keep making your mom and deez nuts jokes

look who's talking

[untold stone]

Not humor just facts 📠

[safe hornet]

and you make "Britain bad" jokes

anyway

i am bored of the thread

[untold stone]

OI OI OI!

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[narrow gust]

Valid

[safe hornet]

hang on i have my posting license right here

[narrow gust]

Just the way the internet goes, best to embrace it really

[untold stone]

Expired Oct 9th 2023

[alpine gate]

Tf is that first tab

[safe hornet]

but i renewed it in 1963!

[safe hornet]

i dont know actually

[narrow gust]

When you live in a place that gets called terf island there really not much to be proud of

[safe hornet]

its the title of a youtube video

[narrow gust]

LMAO

[safe hornet]

and

all the text was weird characters

[safe hornet]

real actually

[untold stone]

My face when trying to open binary file in text editor

[safe hornet]

one day i will flee this piece of shit island

[narrow gust]

spread and access larger land masses

[alpine gate]

So not the same thing as the "Wario does **** and fucking dies" videos

[safe hornet]

preferably before they make my existence illegal

i found the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxGmztruZKE

[narrow gust]

LMAO

[safe hornet]

david tennant ❤️

[alpine gate]

Well, he did licked something and fucking died so that counts

[alpine gate]

The best

[safe hornet]

did you know

the last three regerations were caused by fuckoff huge lasers

[narrow gust]

that's

Yeah that teue

true

[alpine gate]

Huh, I never watched the last seasons so idk

[safe hornet]

well

12 got shot by a cyberman

13 got shot by a big sontaran thing

14 got shot with a human-built laser by the toymaker

[narrow gust]

And 14 got SPLATTED I mean yeah that

[safe hornet]

11 fuckign got old

[alpine gate]

If I remember correctly he was supposed to stop regenerating but he received extra life juice

[safe hornet]

10 got shot with a big fuckoff laser

regerated and kept the same face

and then died of radiation poisoning

[slow garden]

[narrow gust]

Yep

[slow garden]

Dont watch them

[safe hornet]

9 died undoing the incident where his girlfriend turned into a god

[narrow gust]

What

A god??

since when did she get turned into a god?

[safe hornet]

rose looked into the tardis and absorbed too much time vortex energy

and became basically a god

but it was gonna kill her so 9 had to undo it

[narrow gust]

Oh I thought she got the knowledge of a time lord and that was it

[safe hornet]

8 crashed a starship

no that was donna

[narrow gust]

OH

[safe hornet]

she would also have died

[narrow gust]

how many absorb shit holy fuck

[safe hornet]

i mean

[alpine gate]

Nah don't worry I know I don't miss that much

[safe hornet]

clara jumped into a big time portal into the doctor's timestream

and got split across the universe

[slow garden]

[safe hornet]

8 crashed a starship and then got conscripted

[safe hornet]

and died

[alpine gate]

But I think I should rewatch the first seasons at some point, its been quite a while

[woeful totem]

fuck

why is the gif

not jiffing

[safe hornet]

7 got killed by human anaesthetic

[narrow gust]

it is

[safe hornet]

it is

[narrow gust]

It's just you that's bugged

[safe hornet]

your discord just doesnt like it

[slow garden]

tbh i didn't watch them either. I just watched some recap on youtube

[safe hornet]

6 hit his head on a corner and died immediately

[slow garden]

[alpine gate]

And the refresher from Daisy tells me that I forgot quite a lot 💀

[narrow gust]

AAHAHHAA

[safe hornet]

also

he didnt film the regeneration scene

because he was unhappy with the bbc

rightfully so

they basically kicked him out and replaced him hoping to boost ratings

5 got poisoned and didnt have enough of the cure for himself

[narrow gust]

Fair

[safe hornet]

4 took too much fall damage

3 died of radiation poisoning

[narrow gust]

dude these deaths are ASS I can see why they do big lasers now

[safe hornet]

2 got captured by the time lords, forcibly regenerated, and banished to earth

1 died of old age after the stress of fighting cybermen

[alpine gate]

Oh it reminds me that some of the first episodes of DW (from the old seasons before they rebooted it) got lost to time because they reused the tape to film and store other things because they didn't wanted to spend the money on buying more tapes

[narrow gust]

Dude 1 was peak

[safe hornet]

yeah

a lot of stuff is missing

most of the celestial toymaker is still missing

oh i forgot to mention 2 was really gay for a scotsman

[alpine gate]

sad (the loss of the episodes, not him being gay of course)

[woeful totem]

guys

come on

[safe hornet]

they did reanimate some episodes using audio

[woeful totem]

can we stop talking about british people

they’re a tragedy

[safe hornet]

but they didnt do it quite accurate enough

[woeful totem]

but you need to talk about something else

[safe hornet]

missed a lot of the mannerisms

no shut up we're talking about the immortal british guy

[woeful totem]

idk

I know a lot of romanian immortal guys

talk about them instead

[narrow gust]

Thieves

[woeful totem]

british people are too over represented

[alpine gate]

that somehow survived across multiple generations

[safe hornet]

ok fuck it

[narrow gust]

Not my fault we brought about the Industrial Revolution

[safe hornet]

lets talk about jack harkess

hes american

[woeful totem]

i think that’s called racism

[safe hornet]

yup

[narrow gust]

dude ask any Romanian and they will agree

The one stereotype they have is pickpocketing

[safe hornet]

"hey romanian guy are you all thieves"
"dude what the fuck"

[narrow gust]

and what are you doing..?

[safe hornet]

basically

racism against the british is funny

[woeful totem]

i mean

[safe hornet]

you cant be mean to the welsh though

[narrow gust]

Didn't you JUST complain

[woeful totem]

british racism is funny

[safe hornet]

only we can

[narrow gust]

But they assault sheep

[safe hornet]

only we bully the welsh

[woeful totem]

hey man

[narrow gust]

True

[narrow gust]

I'm British.

[safe hornet]

ok the thing about sheep is

[woeful totem]

you shouldn’t insult your mother like that

[narrow gust]

When you get all the shit you give it back

[safe hornet]

i highly doubt the average welshman could even catch up to the sheep to violate them

[narrow gust]

TOTALLLYYYY factual

[safe hornet]

those cunts are fast

[narrow gust]

I went to wales

saw a pantomime

Kid got asked what he got for Christmas

[alpine gate]

Is that a british VS american argument ?

[narrow gust]

Shouted

[safe hornet]

even worse if it's a lamb

[narrow gust]

A SHEEP

no more words

[safe hornet]

near impossible to catch them

[narrow gust]

No

[safe hornet]

source: work experience on a farm

[narrow gust]

This is an English vs everybody else argument

[safe hornet]

i regularly have to catch lambs and they just do not stop running

[narrow gust]

have you tried walking

Slowly

[alpine gate]

Well, as all french people should do in theses situations

🏳️

[narrow gust]

TRUE

The French started the Vietnam war and dipped

[safe hornet]

we're always mean to the french

unless someone else is mean to the french

in which case we're mean to whoever that is

[narrow gust]

Dude

No we aren't

the French are worse to us anyways

They refuse to speak English

Eurovision requires hosts to know English and French and ONLY those languages for a reason

[alpine gate]

I am french, and I am the first one to be mean against the french

[narrow gust]

oh shit up snail

why does it keep changing to shit up LMAO

[alpine gate]

did you meant shut up ?

[narrow gust]

Nope

Shit vertically

Try it out see what happens

(You get shitfaced)

[alpine gate]

Tf you talking about ?
This is probably some other british thing I am not aware of

And I certainly don't want to hear more

[narrow gust]

Shit vertically it will fall back down.

[alpine gate]

Nah im good

[narrow gust]

okay defy gravity genius

[woeful totem]

???

[alpine gate]

I am not australian, this does not work

[woeful totem]

doesn’t

everyone

shit vertically

[narrow gust]

You, my friend

[woeful totem]

you’re perpendicular to the floor

[narrow gust]

nope

Parallel

[woeful totem]

the shit goes straight down

vertically

[narrow gust]

The ass is parallel you are sat down

[woeful totem]

how tf do british people sit down

[narrow gust]

with our asses

[woeful totem]

yeah

with your back

perpendicular to the floor

[alpine gate]

@untold stone give your input on the IQ of this conversation
I need some feedback here

[woeful totem]

and you ass

facing the toilet bowl

with the shit

falling down

vertically

[narrow gust]

Dude

Wall toilet

[woeful totem]

in a straight line

[woeful totem]

do you mean a urinal

[narrow gust]

No don't shit in that

That's the peenie cleanie

[alpine gate]

Why not ceiling while you are at it

[woeful totem]

wtf is a wall toilet

is that where you buy fish and chips

[narrow gust]

Yea that's why it falls

[narrow gust]

That's a chip shop

[woeful totem]

oh my bad

is a wall toilet where british people are born

[narrow gust]

No that's a hospital

believe it or not

England isn't a backwards nation

It's small and has people that mind their own business and that's about it

[woeful totem]

https://tenor.com/view/norf-drum-drummer-soccer-football-gif-26344787

[narrow gust]

Dude that's like

awesome

[woeful totem]

oh wait

wrong clip

https://tenor.com/view/brexit-eu-european-union-uk-exit-the-eu-gif-19787826

there we go

that’s you

[narrow gust]

Dude fuck yeah

[woeful totem]

brexit supporter spotted 🥱

how do i get you banned

[narrow gust]

What

dude brexit was ass

[woeful totem]

monkey with british flag

[narrow gust]

It's a vote to kick out foreign people

[woeful totem]

leaving the EU

and you replied fuck yeah

[narrow gust]

OH LMAO I DIDNT PICK UP ON THAT

[woeful totem]

that one action

[narrow gust]

I didn't see the EU in the background

[woeful totem]

has funneled millions of dollars

to brexit politicians

what have you done