HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!!

[small jungle]

america 🤮

[manic relic]

goofy ahh boy

let him celebrate his country

even if it has femboys

[small jungle]

ik but america is just weird

just objectively bad

stole all our bloody place names

[fair pollen]

Cool fireworks but yucky rich people

[unique girder]

America is a place that exists

for some reason

[lapis wedge]

Me being a canadian, I agree with this

[manic relic]

it exists because of the brits inability of keeping colonies

[lapis wedge]

same with canada

[small jungle]

america sucks

they stole all of englands place names

can't even be bothered to think of one

[manic relic]

wait till you find out about the people who failed to keep america as a colony

[small jungle]

i'm literally bri'ish 🥶

[manic relic]

not the old ones though ☝️ 🤓

[languid granite]

Average British person

[lapis wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/timmy-south-park-crazy-silly-gif-8127672

average american person

[languid granite]

Look at his teeth

Obviously a Brit in disguise

[white wigeon]

FUCK YOU

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/liquidwifi-gif-22347397

real average american

[cobalt spire]

idk about america

its like a shell eating country

[small jungle]

they are tho 🥶

also amercians are bozos 2 amercian tourists got shanked in london for saying "soccer" and they died 🥶

[languid granite]

So it happened in London

Caused by people

From London

That can’t refrain from shanking people

I’m sure if the English government gave the citizens weapons it would be a hell hole

[small jungle]

no i happened cause of stupid americans stealing out language then not even getting it right

[small jungle]

this video also applies to
"americans when they realise not all bri'ish people are london shankers"

[languid granite]

Bro everybody in different country’s calls thing different words

For example we call it French fries

You call it chips

So people are most likely gonna say what they’ve always said

[small jungle]

we call it french fries you just call the wrong thing french fries
and then you deadass call chips steak fries

and you call crisps chips 🥶

[small jungle]

well yeah, cause they speak different languages
but you stole our languages and couldn't even speak it right 🥶

[languid granite]

Chips were invented in America actually

So there not called crisps

[small jungle]

oh damn

looks like they were in a british book about french food

you 💀

stupid fuckin americans think they invented everything 🥶

and thats not even a joke it comes up so often the americans think they invented shit like cars when they obviously didn't

[languid granite]

Everywhere I’m looking I’m seeing George crum

[small jungle]

some americans deadass thing they made english

[languid granite]

Stupid fucking British always thinking there better than everyone

[small jungle]

i don't think that

you seem to tho

[languid granite]

That’s how your acting

[small jungle]

and plus the cookbook which is literally on the wikipedia page for them predates your example which is likely a joke story taken seriously by media

[small jungle]

you started it and then i correct ur stupid shit and now i think i'm better than everyone?

[languid granite]

Bro

You know anybody can edit a Wikipedia page right

That’s why nobody fucking uses it

The information on Wikipedia is fucking terrible

[small jungle]

you know anybody can edit a random post on google right?

also wikipedia is very credible and used by a massive wealth of people so stfu

bro literally started a massive argument over an americans are fat joke when they were roasting bri'ish

https://tenor.com/view/cope-mald-ratio-gif-24944390

https://tenor.com/view/bozo-clown-getgood-gif-25277542

[languid granite]

I looked over multiple recreations of the cookbook looked at the instructions and it’s describing perfectly how to make French fries or “chips”

[small jungle]

(and the thing that started this whole thing is false cause our teeth is likely much better than amercians casue we have free dental care and not all of our food is 100% fat)

[languid granite]

Bro acts like every single American is obese

[small jungle]

hmmmm
totally how you make fries

maybe look for the real cookbook next time bro

[languid granite]

Ok send me the link for the actual cookbook

[small jungle]

actually looks like that wont be needed

skill issue

mald + seeth

oh and your definitive evidence is literally a rumor so

L bozo

[languid granite]

Send me the link

[small jungle]

https://www.history.co.uk/this-day-in-history/24-august/crisps-were-invented

read the bottom line especially

[languid granite]

Ok so what I’m seeing is

The English created them

But Americans made them popular

[small jungle]

so i'm still right

skill issue

L bozo

doesn't matter who made the popular everyone agrees the creator chooses the name so

it's called a crisp

[languid granite]

Hold up let me just go check the moon for anyone else’s flag

[small jungle]

dam it's almost like you wasted tons of time, money and lives for a goofy aah flag

seems kinda dumb to me 🤷

also nasa uses metric measurements so bri'ish always come out on top in the end 😎

[languid granite]

Nah it was to prove we were better than a bunch of dirty communists

[small jungle]

yeah but they still beat you to space

[languid granite]

But we still beat them in the space race

[small jungle]

they beat you in practically everything but the moon

so they get more points and win 😎

[languid granite]

Doesn’t matter how far behind you are as long as you win in the end

[small jungle]

i mean it's the space race not the moon race so soviets won 🥶

[languid granite]

Yea but who’s country is still around

You don’t see the Soviet Union still in Europe

[small jungle]

🥶

to be fair i can't beat that one

idk why i'm even defending soviets 💀

they pretty cringe

[languid granite]

True

I mostly hate them cause almost every 12 year old starts loving that stuff as soon as they discover politics

[small jungle]

yeah

kinda dumb

🥶

[fair pollen]

🏳️ what flag

[languid granite]

The flag that was red white and blue before it started fading

[fair pollen]

lmao the soviets beat us so bad in the space race we had to go straight to the moon and pawn it off as that we won

mfs beat us like 3-1

[small jungle]

i thought that was the french flag
and if it's not then why they using it so much 🥶

[fair pollen]

ah yes but we got to the moon isn't that cool we got to the moon guys

yeah cool

the soviets got the first sattelite, person, and sumn else in space

[small jungle]

soviets got to the moon first iirc americans just got people there

[fair pollen]

thats even funnier lmao

[languid granite]

Animal

[fair pollen]

yea

good doggo

[small jungle]

yeah but soviets lost cause they left the dog up there to die

[fair pollen]

i used to be like a massive patriot in middle school

[small jungle]

eatin some pizza rn (king before you say americans didn't make that italians did)

[languid granite]

Ik Italian’s made it because New York is infested with them

[fair pollen]

like i would draw the flag on privacy folders we were allowed to draw on

wait did italians invent like us-ized pizza too?

[small jungle]

idk

[fair pollen]

all i know is that they have a culture of like making pizza very traditionally

[small jungle]

they made the first pizza tho

[fair pollen]

and we just went like "m o r e c h e e s e"

"b i g"

[small jungle]

and italian pizza is aparently very good

[fair pollen]

i mean

they have had like a gazillion years to perfect it

[small jungle]

bro i seen american deep dish pizzas so big might as well be a cake

🥶

[languid granite]

It’s so good though

[fair pollen]

i can agree with that

[languid granite]

Also I’ve never had a huge deep dish pizza

Probably just the places I’m eating at

[fair pollen]

unhealthy as fuck but id be lying if i said i wasn't very much looking forward to pizza friday today

[small jungle]

america be like

mmm looks yummy, MAKE IT BIGGER

[fair pollen]

imma have such a culture shock when i go to europe lmao

[small jungle]

another fellow pizza friday enojoyer

[fair pollen]

i just want less cars and to not exist in one of the most stale boring copy paste places there is (suburbs)

[languid granite]

Just gotta cancel the calories out by working out

[small jungle]

pizza is always on friday and you can't deny it

[fair pollen]

real

pizza is always friday

but do you have spaghetti mondays?

[small jungle]

nah ._.

spaghetti is yummy tho

[languid granite]

Bro I got this gas station that serves hunt brothers pizza near me it’s so good

[fair pollen]

i got spaghetti monday that is almost always on a tuesday instead

[languid granite]

So you have biscuit and gravy Saturdays though (for breakfast)

[small jungle]

bro my school deadass had "fishy friday"
like wtf bro it's pizza not fish 😭

[fair pollen]

okay

hot take i hate fish

[languid granite]

I think fresh water fish tastes better than salt water fish

[small jungle]

fish just kinda cringe in general

[languid granite]

Crabs though

Crabs are amazing

[small jungle]

if you get good fish n chips from the seaside in britan it's pretty nice tho

[manic relic]

its the only thing i can eat in america

everywhere else is just pork

[languid granite]

I love bbq

Ribs and pulled pork are my all time favorites

[manic relic]

thats one thing that ruins america

the amount of pork

[languid granite]

Nah

That’s the best part

[manic relic]

bro you almost made me say the n word

anyway

watchu mean its the best part?

why eat pork when you can eat beef chicken or veal

is it cause its cheaper than those three?

or is it because someone started a fad

[small jungle]

john pork started it

[manic relic]

nah im being serious

plus john pork is a pig

he's either a cannibal or you ate him

[languid granite]

Pork is just really good

[manic relic]

nah it aint

[languid granite]

It is

[manic relic]

whats it taste like

[languid granite]

Pork

[manic relic]

💀

[languid granite]

Misclick

Stfu

[manic relic]

nah that was autocorrect

[white wigeon]

what the fuck happened while i was gone?