general

[ivory swan]

yeah i got the bri ish blood in me

[stoic bane]

whats ur spotify playlist bry

[ivory swan]

me mum said it innit

[stoic bane]

ill send my new

[golden drum]

youre toxic im slippin under!

[true hawk]

Gas prices suck

[stoic bane]

@true hawk u dont even drive

[golden drum]

Who? 😂

[stoic bane]

i literally am about to get my permit

[shadow sonnet]

how am i supposed to use my chainsaw with gas prices this high!

[golden drum]

So true 😂😂😂 never ask me to drive again

literally so real

[stoic bane]

@shadow sonnet use electric chainsaws!

[ivory swan]

how am i supposed to buy oil to light the gas stations with the price so high

[shadow sonnet]

cut down trees with a dremel

[golden drum]

GUYS GUYS

PLEASE STOP

[stoic bane]

YES YES BRY!

OKAY I STOPPED WHAT IM DOING!

[shadow sonnet]

how am i supposed to use my oil lanterns

[stoic bane]

use electric lanterns

[golden drum]

can we just

PLEASE

[ivory swan]

kiss

[golden drum]

talk about the economic and political state of the world right now

[stoic bane]

@golden drum GAS!

SLEEPING AND PEOPLE SWERVING

ON THE ROADS!

[shadow sonnet]

political

[ivory swan]

oh my god youre jaden

[true hawk]

(joeflation) sorry politics

[golden drum]

sleeping

[stoic bane]

omg politics!

[true hawk]

FRR

[ivory swan]

nah bro everyone's talking about dolls and all that but i wanna talk about the political and economic state of the world

[stoic bane]

me too

[golden drum]

getting informed

[shadow sonnet]

4 billion results for mid

[golden drum]

can we PLEASE talk about whats happening in california; a thread

[true hawk]

"I did that!" Biden

[golden drum]

hoiw do i start a thread

[stoic bane]

you cant

cause its bacon army

[shadow sonnet]

/thread

man

[golden drum]

we are oppressed

[stoic bane]

lets make a gc

about california

[golden drum]

nothings happening

[stoic bane]

hhave no rules

[edgy yoke]

Oof

[stoic bane]

GAS PRICES

ARE $10

[true hawk]

idk who you vote for in 2024

[stoic bane]

IN A TOWN BRY WDYM NOTHNG

[golden drum]

this is so real

[stoic bane]

kanye west

[ivory swan]

he is getting well informed about politics yall its tough to get outta this one

[shadow sonnet]

im going to vote for alexx#0115 in 2024

[golden drum]

KAN🤣YE🤣WES🤣T

[stoic bane]

im going to vote for kanye west in 2024

[edgy yoke]

Lol

[ivory swan]

its his birthday

[stoic bane]

he did a campain

in 2020

[golden drum]

Um, actually it's not Kanye West. It's YE. -🤓

[shadow sonnet]

elon musk when his challenge is to get out of a burning tesla

[stoic bane]

ik

but

im ye hes kanye west

@storm mesa

[golden drum]

tesla model 3 demonstrating its catching fire and exploding on highway mode

[swift zinc]

Hi

[stoic bane]

tesla cyber truck interior revealed!

omg can i use my skills

[sour dagger]

bye

[golden drum]

hi

[ivory swan]

everyone ran away when the almighty mod entered

[shadow sonnet]

skill 210

[golden drum]

elon musk will get us on mars in 2024

[shadow sonnet]

elon musk to A MOON!

[golden drum]

#IBELIEVE

[shadow sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/doge-doge-coin-to-the-moon-crypto-cryptocurrency-gif-14563637

[swift zinc]

A l e x x

[sour dagger]

Alexa

[golden drum]

#TOTHEMOON 📈📈 📈 🚀 🚀

[shadow sonnet]

Morgarth Frangleton Jones Jr IV

[golden drum]

im not scared 🤪

[shadow sonnet]

skill210 is not scary

[ivory swan]

putting up a fight

[shadow sonnet]

i could own skill210 any day

[sour dagger]

skill210 is a big fat noob!

[stoic bane]

Hey

[ivory swan]

i could ratio him bro thats my biggest feat

[golden drum]

i have the upper hand here

[ivory swan]

oh jesus christ he pulled out REDDIT

[golden drum]

i could remove his post whenever i want

[shadow sonnet]

holy moly man

[stoic bane]

HI GUYS IM YE

its my birthday

[golden drum]

holy cow its ye

[sour dagger]

real kanye??!!!

omggg

[golden drum]

ITS NOT KANYE.

ITS YE.

[sour dagger]

can i pls have autograph

oh

[ivory swan]

heard kanye was giving free nitro on his birthday

[sour dagger]

OMG REAL YE

CAN I HAVE A DOLALR

[golden drum]

wait why isnt there a slowmode

im not a mod

[ivory swan]

this server thought its as dead as it is already

and poof slowmode gone

[golden drum]

is the server that dead they gave up

[sour dagger]

I managed to convince user to turn off slow mode

[ivory swan]

they literally did

[golden drum]

i dont think he needed ur convicing

[shadow sonnet]

i win skill210 cannot compete

[ivory swan]

BACON SERGEANT?!?!

[sour dagger]

no

[shadow sonnet]

SIR YES SIR

[golden drum]

oh wow u win

[shadow sonnet]

OORAH

[stoic bane]

bry

listen to my playlist

[golden drum]

GOD IS A WOMAN

[ivory swan]

there was one time when i was lieutenant 😢

[sour dagger]

WHAR

[ivory swan]

i could have flexed bro why did i resign from BACON ARMY

[sour dagger]

same

[golden drum]

i think this sometimes

[ivory swan]

my biggest regret

[golden drum]

im like

it wouldve been funny

if i stayed

[stoic bane]

YE IN THE BUILDING

[shadow sonnet]

i didnt do anything for the last month i was staff anyway

[golden drum]

the best 8 months of my life

me too

[shadow sonnet]

hence why i resigned

[golden drum]

but it was like the last

4 months

i just did the arsenal competition

lol

[shadow sonnet]

i literally did nothing

i think i got like 6 logs over the course of like

3 months

[golden drum]

i won that tournament

[ivory swan]

noobs i was admin bro i didnt have to do anything 😎

[golden drum]

this was the best time of my life

[shadow sonnet]

i would've been a goated admin tbh

[golden drum]

😢

[shadow sonnet]

imagine bacon army under the leadership of alexx#0115

utopia

[ivory swan]

only Ws

[golden drum]

some admin now said i couldve been admin if i stayed for like just a month longer 😭

[stoic bane]

bro

[shadow sonnet]

@golden drum i am sorry this next song will probably suck

[stoic bane]

december was

the best ba month

[golden drum]

i know

[stoic bane]

ever

in 2019

[shadow sonnet]

could've been worse

[sour dagger]

AGREE

[golden drum]

i thought it was madvillainy

[ivory swan]

omg you guys are listening to spotify songs together

the bromance

its there

[stoic bane]

BRO

WHAT IS THIS

[golden drum]

yes ladies i have premium

[stoic bane]

turn on my music ye music

[ivory swan]

leave some ladies for us bro wtf

[stoic bane]

i have ladies

[shadow sonnet]

ladies one at a time please i only have 2 earphones

[golden drum]

r/baconarmy mod AND a spotify premium user? god leave us some

[sour dagger]

why not become the lady

[golden drum]

Be who you are 🏳️‍🌈 🤩

[sour dagger]

😍 😍 😍

[shadow sonnet]

[golden drum]

there was no announcement that its pride month...

hm.......

its giving........

🤷

[sour dagger]

o

[ivory swan]

if we 3 were mods bro that announcement would have come bro

[golden drum]

so true

[sour dagger]

yeah 3 of u r mods

meanwhile im admin

😎 😎

[golden drum]

-🤓

[sour dagger]

Redsocks has arrived

[ripe siren]

the last announcement that wasnt for birthdays was for the server dying, i dont think they care abt announcements anymore tbh

[shadow sonnet]

under my leadership there would've been at least 3 pride month announcements every day

[ripe siren]

no

[sour dagger]

hi redox

[golden drum]

lmfao

[ripe siren]

yes

[ripe siren]

@redox

who is that

[shadow sonnet]

@golden drum sorry

[ripe siren]

[sour dagger]

shut up

[ripe siren]

no

[ivory swan]

whats mocha

[golden drum]

please stop

[ripe siren]

coffee

[golden drum]

skip now i want a taste

a lil spice

[shadow sonnet]

ill skip the soundgarden one im keeping the deftones song

[golden drum]

omg wow

so good

[ivory swan]

you say you guys have unlimited SKIPS?

[sour dagger]

you guys listen to always forever

[shadow sonnet]

UNLIMITED

[golden drum]

Hmmm yes i love that drum pattern

[sour dagger]

PC has unlimited loool

[shadow sonnet]

it gets heavier

[golden drum]

the barely audible lyrics

oh there they are

[shadow sonnet]

are they more audible now

[golden drum]

Yes i think ican hear them now

[shadow sonnet]

now that they are shouting

[golden drum]

when i didnt have premium i had an adblocker so, yes

[ivory swan]

adblocker is the glitch in the system?!?!

[golden drum]

yeas!

im not gonna leave to show my dominance

@stoic bane you have a fan

[sour dagger]

me

[shadow sonnet]

omg i should play cannibal corpse next

[golden drum]

omgnooo i just elft

ill join back for that

[shadow sonnet]

join!

[golden drum]

im scared

[shadow sonnet]

you should be

[golden drum]

imma finish the song then i will

u need more cannibal corpse scrobbles

[shadow sonnet]

i do

i need that cannibal corpse global crown

[ivory swan]

vinland saga 2

[golden drum]

hey.

[edgy yoke]

...

[ivory swan]

🙇

[golden drum]

what do you want o hmy gdo

who called you over here

[ivory swan]

im sorry 😢

[golden drum]

what are you sorry for babe

who did you wrong

[ivory swan]

life 😭

[golden drum]

im so sorry

what can i do

[edgy yoke]

...

[ivory swan]

pray to god 🙏

[golden drum]

okay i will

im so bored

[stoic bane]

omg!

[grand meteor]

Hi so bkored

[stoic bane]

ITS MEGU

[grand meteor]

Hi broke

[stoic bane]

good mornign

[grand meteor]

gm

[fickle iron]

ma chérie

[stoic bane]

english

[sour dagger]

Anglais seulement

[ivory swan]

huh

[sly cape]

hey guys

[golden drum]

MGU

hi

[grand meteor]

you jusy ruined my night time asmr listening session 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

sorry i mean Hi

good morninh

g

[ivory swan]

asmr listening to catgirls meowing

[grand meteor]

nah

its

this isnt that bad yo

[ivory swan]

mf what 😭

[grand meteor]

ibeen missing out a lot

[shadow sonnet]

megu this is BACON ARMY

[grand meteor]

My bad

[shadow sonnet]

yeah

[fickle iron]

hi babes

[ivory swan]

i saw a catgirl on tiktok

[shadow sonnet]

need

[grand meteor]

need

she can fix me

[stoic bane]

AYO CAMILLE WHAT

[ivory swan]

the catgirl only responds to gifts bro 😢

[shadow sonnet]

will she cuddle me if i give her gifts

[ivory swan]

she will do everything

[shadow sonnet]

that includes cuddling right

[ivory swan]

sure does

[stoic bane]

she likesthat

[shadow sonnet]

hell yeah

[ivory swan]

you reckon there are catgirls on the dark web

oh no the convo is swaying to the wrong path

[shadow sonnet]

i dunno man i just need a hug

[ivory swan]

same bro same

[shadow sonnet]

under my leadership everyone would be entitled to government mandated hugs

[ivory swan]

when will they give you your leadership

[shadow sonnet]

im going to ask them nicely but i dont know if they will let me be the leader

[grand meteor]

i need to gift here

I am going to mail myself

[ivory swan]

nah bro she literally a built neko neko uwu looking cat

[grand meteor]

she can fix me though

[ivory swan]

even the eight wonders of the world cant compare

[shadow sonnet]

star board

[ivory swan]

very great fan art

[tiny jasper]

i'm lagging so much in jailbreak rn

i can't play roblox it's say's an unecpected error

[peak wharf]

Not English. Skill gonna mute you

[haughty solstice]

@swift zinc short kid

[ripe siren]

hello humans

[cobalt oracle]

[runic pendant]

am bored who wanna grind jailbreak with me ping me of u want bacons

[fickle iron]

perdon

[runic pendant]

@somber egret Please upload u havent uploaded in 2 months i need vid pls

[somber sierra]

camille two

[heavy magnet]

Yo.

[somber sierra]

what aiden

[heavy magnet]

Just saying hi-

[somber sierra]

oh ok aiden

[ripe siren]

ASIMO3089! 😱 @somber sierra

[somber sierra]

me

[ripe siren]

NO WAY SO REAlL

AaAAAaAHhhahAa

[somber sierra]

season 11 jailbreak will be burger

[smoky prawn]

📎

[somber sierra]

oh kay

[runic pendant]

Anyone wanna grind jailbreak togeter on

on Vc of u want

[somber sierra]

[runic pendant]

uh am in Vc

[somber sierra]

nice

[runic pendant]

soo wanna grind jailbreak togeter

[somber sierra]

uh

uh

[runic pendant]

Or no?

[somber sierra]

afk

[runic pendant]

Okay!

[ripe siren]

sak of happiness

[runic pendant]

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @runic pendant, you have now leveled up to 2!

[runic pendant]

@everyone anyone wanna grind jailbreak? we can do VC of u want

❔

ping me of u want

[cobalt oracle]

[ripe siren]

HUH

prosome retire when

[cobalt oracle]

never

[ripe siren]

why

😳

cat is reason

fair enough

[somber sierra]

hey prosome can i have owner role

[cobalt oracle]

of course

[somber sierra]

[true hawk]

omg asimo

[rough creek]

Can I get mod and sr mod

[somber sierra]

i asked first!!!

[sour dagger]

can I have unverified role

[swift zinc]

You are literally 5,7

[agile wedge]

ey

[somber sierra]

what

[agile wedge]

can u join a server

[somber sierra]

i could...

[agile wedge]

why

so u cant?

[somber sierra]

but

why

[agile wedge]

im gettin paid 10 robux

[ripe siren]

👋

dead chat

[raven spruce]

Is not

[somber sierra]

ok

[raven spruce]

:young_krisi:

[agile wedge]

can anone add me?

[raven spruce]

Why

[agile wedge]

i need someone to join a server

if i invite 3 people i get paid 10 rbx

[raven spruce]

I..

[agile wedge]

can u help me

i need one more

[twilit galleon]

hey

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @twilit galleon, you have now leveled up to 2!

[opaque island]

E

[sterile flame]

hello

[ripe siren]

👋

[tribal cairn]

y r u so annoy

[ripe siren]

wym am annoy

am confusion

😕

[sterile flame]

yo should i get ufo?

[ripe siren]

sure,

[sterile flame]

ok i got it

[edgy yoke]

I went to the park today

[stoic bane]

I went to the gym today

[thin cloak]

Hi

[somber sierra]

him

[swift zinc]

Hi

[ripe siren]

hi

[wicked badger]

hello

guys im trying to make a youtube video with compilation of cool roblox avatars

so if you have a somewhat cool avatar lemme DM you

[ripe siren]

alr

idk some people think its cool some migh not

might

[wicked badger]

Ok Dm m

[ripe siren]

ok gotta screenshot

[sacred arrow]

𝙻̶𝚎̶𝚐̶𝚎̶𝚗̶𝚍̶ 你在干嘛#8958 has been (auto) banned.

[ripe siren]

WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THUS

[sour dagger]

krisi!!

[ripe siren]

hey!!

ok

[golden drum]

LMFAO

[wicked badger]

yo does anyone have a cool roblox account

like a cool avatar

im making a video of people with cool avatar

[umbral garden]

I wanna take a pic with cardi b inside my cardigan

[wicked badger]

bruh

[versed tiger]

thats weird cuz hes chinese lol

[sour dagger]

trolled!!!111!!! !!!! 11111

[versed tiger]

ik that hes probably not called jamal

tf

[brazen drift]

1 like but 0 views

they fr liked their own video

[wicked badger]

yo

who sort of rich on roblox

[edgy yoke]

sup

[wicked badger]

yo guys

i need some outfits for a youtube video

[cobalt oracle]

Gonna update fortnite this summer season looks kinda fun

[edgy yoke]

Vibin

[cobalt oracle]

Summer seasons>

[ripe siren]

L

[fallen wharf]

@half musk @mental rune HEYYOOO WE DID IT

$5 gas, in colorado

i love this nation

[edgy yoke]

amazing

[fallen wharf]

at this point ima go work for amazon or smth

so gas is paid

[edgy yoke]

work for walmart

[fallen wharf]

no

yuck

[edgy yoke]

jk

why is walmart bad anyway

[fallen wharf]

walmart itself is fine

working there would not be

[edgy yoke]

oh

ima work for amazon if im older

[mental rune]

$4.71 here

we are close

[cobalt oracle]

4.45 here

[edgy yoke]

4.42 in ohio

[fallen wharf]

normally colorado is less

we're looking at $5.12 (shell) / $5.10 (circle K) / $4.90 (costco)

[edgy yoke]

that much

wow

[edgy yoke]

expensive

[radiant nest]

He vibing

[edgy yoke]

nice

[radiant nest]

Thats my pet penguin Jerry

[edgy yoke]

for real?

[radiant nest]

🙂

[exotic hedge]

same here in pa

but i no car

so cant relate

[fallen wharf]

you're 15

you can get a permit

[radiant nest]

Hes 12

[fallen wharf]

forgot about that

[edgy yoke]

oof

[radiant nest]

Its like 4.50 in texas

[fallen wharf]

@radiant nest

@radiant nest

[edgy yoke]

looks like im not reaching level 5 today lol

[fallen wharf]

discord is telling me to mention u ok

[radiant nest]

Its like 6.40 in California rn

[radiant nest]

🙂

[edgy yoke]

nah...

[radiant nest]

Yes it is lmao

I legit just saw it

[edgy yoke]

ima google it

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @edgy yoke, you have now leveled up to 4!

[edgy yoke]

ur were right

[radiant nest]

I know

I just drove by one

Like 30 minutes ago

[edgy yoke]

oh

[radiant nest]

Im gonna go back home in like 2 days

It should be way cheaper back in Texas

[brazen drift]

driving in those prices?

risky if i say so myself.

[edgy yoke]

If ur car needs gas I feel bad for u

[radiant nest]

Well my friends dad is driving a rental car

I havent driven in california before

She hasnt either

These hills are insane tho

[fallen wharf]

🚨 rental car advice 🚨

always get insurance

i don't care what the price is

get the rental company's insurance

[radiant nest]

(I have very rarely seen hills since Houston is legit a superflat world)

[fallen wharf]

if you slam the car into a wall, no one will question

[edgy yoke]

u always need insurance for ur accidents

[fallen wharf]

you can just go to the airport in the broken car and the insurance is simple

[fallen wharf]

no im saying like

external

the insurance the rental car company provides

[radiant nest]

I dont think they csre lmao

Yeah

[edgy yoke]

Oh

[fallen wharf]

u can use your normal insurance, but you'll be on the line for deductibles

plus, as a 17 year old male driver, i don't want my rates to go up any higher than they currently are

[radiant nest]

Mine are fine 🙂

(I have never crashed into anyone)

[edgy yoke]

dang my phone died while it was charging

[fallen wharf]

same but mine are still somewhere over the rainbow

[radiant nest]

One of our family friends’ daughter bought a tesla

Bye bye gas charges

[fallen wharf]

one of my neighbors bought a brand new camaro

[edgy yoke]

u know if u use super charge on tesla, prices tho

[fallen wharf]

as soon as insurance was all set and done, they drove around in it for the first time

they crashed it on the first ever ride.

[cobalt oracle]

lmfao

[radiant nest]

Wow nero is your neighbor

[fallen wharf]

he was 16.

that insurance just went

rip

[cobalt oracle]

dropped

[fallen wharf]

prosome be honest

how many speeding tickets have you gotten in the past 30 days

[radiant nest]

Shut up

[cobalt oracle]

z e r o

[edgy yoke]

dang

[radiant nest]

i have no speeding tickets

🌞

[edgy yoke]

rlly

[fallen wharf]

im just over here about to lose my license LMAO

i think i have like 4 more points to work with

[edgy yoke]

should i be worried about my phone not being charged?

nvm

[cobalt oracle]

ive been pulled over for speeding but never got a ticket

[fallen wharf]

i sped in a school zone this one time on accident

was completely my fault and i take that

but for like 10 over it was $340

[edgy yoke]

one time my friends dad got a ticket for expired license, and the second ticket he got was ran a yellow light

[fallen wharf]

was supposed to be $135 (x2 cuz school zone, so $270), but then somewhere in narnia the cop just threw some extra random charges on there

[edgy yoke]

did it had restricted hours?

[fallen wharf]

what

@golden drum hey idiot stop lurking

reveal urself

[golden drum]

im training in frappe please leave me alone

[fallen wharf]

can i come troll

[radiant nest]

Yikes

[golden drum]

u cant even join 😛

[edgy yoke]

like before school it had hours where u need to slow down and then after school it had hours where u need to slow down

[fallen wharf]

yeah, school zone hours

i was right at the start of it

about 30 minutes before school let out

but ultimately the lights were on, it was my bad

[edgy yoke]

and then unexpected cop shows up out of nowhere lol

[fallen wharf]

but the $340 i don't agree with

[cobalt oracle]

ew

[fallen wharf]

when i asked him he just said it was some "City fees", then said im free to go and left

[edgy yoke]

"City Fees?"

[fallen wharf]

i'm paying 9% for sales tax, what else do you want from me smh

[sly nest]

Wassup bacons 😄

[edgy yoke]

ong

[fallen wharf]

im trying to get out of denver

i am done with this place

northern colorado >

[edgy yoke]

do u even get pulled over for a yellow light?

[fallen wharf]

i mean, no

yellow lights aren't gonna get you pulled over

point of no return is a thing smh

[edgy yoke]

cuz one time, for unexpected reason a cop pulls over our car and told we ran a yellow light

[fallen wharf]

running a yellow?

[edgy yoke]

yea

[fallen wharf]

if you're even 1/10th of a wheel in to that intersection when it turns red you can still go

soooo

[edgy yoke]

ik but he didn't care

[fallen wharf]

idk why running a yellow would be a thing

[shadow sonnet]

yellow just means slow down doesnt it

[fallen wharf]

no

[golden drum]

im taking drivers ed so i know what this means

[fallen wharf]

it means speed up

[shadow sonnet]

like "prepare for red light"

or smth

[golden drum]

no my grandpa says it means speed up

[shadow sonnet]

depends how close you are to the lights

[fallen wharf]

if you see a yellow light, push the gas and get through the intersection

[edgy yoke]

ong

[fallen wharf]

would not recommend

[edgy yoke]

i hate that cop after that

[golden drum]

would recommend ^^

[shadow sonnet]

wait for the light to turn red and start firing on the other cars with a paintball gun

ruin their paint jobs !!

[edgy yoke]

and get arrested

[shadow sonnet]

worth it

[edgy yoke]

good choice

[shadow sonnet]

paintball gun drive by

[edgy yoke]

ur done if u paintball an undercover cop

[shadow sonnet]

no i will just drive away

[golden drum]

hey aelx

date went well

[shadow sonnet]

W

[edgy yoke]

they will send backup tho

why im i still not rank 5 lol

[fallen wharf]

get a motorcycle

then the cops can do nothing!!!

you’ll be weaving through traffic while that loser is still back in australia!!!

[edgy yoke]

oof

[golden drum]

get a motorcycle and die

[edgy yoke]

100% worth it

[shadow sonnet]

get a motorcycle and be involved in a horrific collision

[exotic hedge]

this chat is concerning

[shadow sonnet]

hey nico

bry went on a date earlier

[golden drum]

driving a motorcycle is literally so scary

[shadow sonnet]

how awesome is that

[golden drum]

alex did you not see my reply

[exotic hedge]

very awesome

[golden drum]

it was on roblox

[verbal magnet]

bdfghj

[shadow sonnet]

where

[cobalt oracle]

koala cafe?

[fallen wharf]

hey nico get in my white van with blood stains all over the paint

[fallen wharf]

@exotic hedge

free nitro

[golden drum]

i hate dates irl

[exotic hedge]

really!??!?!

[fallen wharf]

yes

[exotic hedge]

i will get in your van them

[edgy yoke]

dont get in nico

[fallen wharf]

sponsored by the MichaelSoars17 foundation

[shadow sonnet]

roblox is the perfect place for a date

[edgy yoke]

noo

[golden drum]

^^

[cobalt oracle]

when nico hears the word "free" he will do anything

[golden drum]

i recommend

[shadow sonnet]

if you're on a date and its not in roblox you're doing it wrong

[exotic hedge]

free nitro is worth getting into a van covered with blood

[golden drum]

but fr i hate first dates

[fallen wharf]

why date on roblox when you can date on minecraft

[exotic hedge]

please give the nitro now

[edgy yoke]

idc bruh not worth it

[cobalt oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-roll-nitro-gif-21997352

[golden drum]

so Cringe and not bluepilled

[shadow sonnet]

dating seems like too much hastle honestly

[fallen wharf]

i would know, tell me about it pls

i suck at meeting people

especially girls

[shadow sonnet]

i may be lonely but not lonely enough to try dating!

[golden drum]

id rather go on a date after which is what i usually do

[exotic hedge]

my first date with my gf was semi awkward

[golden drum]

EXACTLY!

it sucks!

[half musk]

Yeah uh our average increases daily

[exotic hedge]

it was okay though

[edgy yoke]

i need a girl

[half musk]

First dates are scary

[exotic hedge]

true

[half musk]

But it becomes better

[golden drum]

my last date was like 4 months ago and it wasnt terrible

but still suck

[edgy yoke]

i never got a date

which is sad

[golden drum]

good

stay single and keep your mental state intact

[edgy yoke]

both of my crushes got taken

[shadow sonnet]

i am staying single and it has done the opposite

[exotic hedge]

my mental state is horrible!!!

[golden drum]

malfunction in the system

[edgy yoke]

mental state is horrible

and plus i saw an instagram post saying that ill get a girlfriend by the end of the year

if it shows my bday

[golden drum]

that definitely works

[edgy yoke]

if i dont get a gf by the end of the year, im saying its fake

[shadow sonnet]

i dont think you're going to remember the post by the end of the year

[edgy yoke]

oh i will

[golden drum]

he will

[edgy yoke]

ima save it to my calendar

[loud sluice]

do yall know when he is making another video??

[edgy yoke]

idk we haven't heard from him in a while

[golden drum]

never

[edgy yoke]

oof that hurts the truth

yall know any comedian channels so i can laugh to?

[peak wharf]

Uncle roger

[loud sluice]

oh ok thanks guys

[edgy yoke]

i havent laugh one bit

[golden drum]

LMFAO

damn

[edgy yoke]

still didnt laugh

gheefunny is better than uncle roger

thx 🙂

[somber sierra]

online dating

[edgy yoke]

wym online dating?

[somber sierra]

How old are you

[primal galleon]

Yes but it only works if you actually make a move

[storm mesa]

Wot

[swift zinc]

Hello

@storm mesa I thought you were banned

[somber sierra]

boosting

[edgy yoke]

which is the thing, i dont know the right time for it plus 2 of em are already taken. I still have 1 left

if i dont make a move, then ill be single for my entire life unless one of my crushes breaks up and I could finally get a chance or I talk to the other crush

[haughty solstice]

@swift zinc L bozo

[swift zinc]

You are a L

[haughty solstice]

no

ur short and bad at math

[pearl umbra]

ratio

[edgy yoke]

well ima hop off bye

[rigid glen]

I eat bacon

[stoic bane]

good morning

[timber flare]

Same

[stoic bane]

skrindo got falsely banned i think

[jagged sundial]

OMG HI

Hello?

[stoic bane]

wsp

YE IS IN THE BUILDING!

[ripe siren]

lol

[teal patrol]

Celtics in 7

[next plume]

Hm

[spiral solar]

Meme cat is a language?

pls comeback to jailbreak, MyUserNamesThis

[fallen wharf]

no

[fallen wharf]

unfortunately, this is a bad message

[swift zinc]

Unfortunately no one asked you Pepsi.

[jagged sundial]

?

[fallen wharf]

unfortunately no one asked for you skill

[brazen drift]

Michael jackson songs are a DIFFERENT VIBEE I'm telling youu

had the best choreography too

[sour dagger]

LOOOOOL

[toxic mica]

Guys i got question

If user sucks then why do ppl sub to him?

And why ppl still like him if he started saying L to players in jailbreak

[sour dagger]

Good question

[toxic mica]

Idk

Am just saying

[somber sierra]

burgers

[brazen drift]

he stopped that a while ago

[brazen drift]

bc hes good at jb

[toxic mica]

Ray?

Rlly?

He good?

[gentle sonnet]

good morning everyone

[toxic mica]

I've got all cars in jb

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @toxic mica, you have now leveled up to 2!

[kindred peak]

say that in the jb server

[half musk]

@fallen wharf i love you

[fallen wharf]

that’s a bad idea

[kindred peak]

dude you can't just deny him like that

[half musk]

oh

[fallen wharf]

i’m just saying

loving me is a bad idea

since i’ll only exist for the next like 2 or 3 years at this point

@half musk get a much more permanent solution

[half musk]

oh

uh

i suddenly have to sleep gn y'all i'l see y'all

[fallen wharf]

@peak wharf holy crap, prices just skyrocket again and again

i just want to find a way to build flight hours

be a flight instructor? haha, ground school is $2275

then the test by the FAA is $125

[brazen drift]

omg really

youre so cool

😍😍😍

[runic pendant]

hi everyone!

[barren prawn]

who have a military helicopter

[faint stratus]

I have and my brother has one

[faint stratus]

My brother has all of them too

[barren prawn]

if the trading island finish can we trade i need heli for drone

[faint stratus]

What will you offer?

[barren prawn]

drone

pls

[faint stratus]

Uhh

[barren prawn]

im using phone only

its hard to control

[faint stratus]

Hmm

[barren prawn]

pls

[faint stratus]

I'll think bout it

Add me

[barren prawn]

username J0N4Z012

anyone

[faint stratus]

Is this Ur avatar

[runic pendant]

hi guys

[barren prawn]

hi

hey

do you have military heli

who have a military helicopter

[runic pendant]

i have volt

[barren prawn]

i need military helicopter

i need a military helicopter because the drone is hard to control and the fly is not high so i want the military heli

[winged lion]

happy pride month

[barren prawn]

?

who have military chopper

[nocturne sun]

can anybody help me do the quest "bust some criminals in a bank robbery" because its taking me a long time to find people robbing the bank

[runic pendant]

i can help you dude

dm me when we will do it

[barren prawn]

who have black hawk

for drone

[runic pendant]

i dont

[nocturne sun]

What is worth the least? Beignet, MCL36 or M12 Molten?

[runic pendant]

davidson i can help u with your quest the bank one

[nocturne sun]

we already did that

sorry

[sly path]

Twinblade#2505

[idle stratus]

Why username not post alot?

[barren prawn]

who want to trade me my drone for black hawk

[zealous sundial]

OOOGA BOOGA

[cerulean spoke]

Wow man, not me getting 0.8fps on Roblox

[tender coyote]

nooo i didn’t get the giveaway ping

[runic pendant]

what happend to user the hasnt posted in 2 months

[delicate kettle]

Fr

[ivory swan]

the feds took him away

[true hawk]

LMAOO

yeah for being toxic

[ivory swan]

👍

[true hawk]

He could have been nicer 🙂

looks like no more vids

[edgy yoke]

Yo what up

[unborn wadi]

Ello

[ivory swan]

salute

[unborn wadi]

I want big noob role

[ripe siren]

someone

play fortnite with me

[gentle sonnet]

Hi everyone.

[sour dagger]

no play valorant

[ripe siren]

okay cod

war zone

[swift meadow]

lmao

[main arrow]

bro why is chat so dead all the time

can some one get a mod to make an activity or somthine

like start a stream and grind

doo somthing

[sour dagger]

bro this server is dead + why complain when you don't even talk here

no cyap you're actually braindead!

fr you're actuslly trolling

[edgy yoke]

im bored

[robust leaf]

hello

[edgy yoke]

hi

[stoic bane]

when did u play fortnite

[golden drum]

so real

[edgy yoke]

ong

im trying to get level 5 today

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @edgy yoke, you have now leveled up to 5!

[shadow sonnet]

chat lives when me and bry are here

[edgy yoke]

yay

[shadow sonnet]

and only when me and bry are here

[tiny jasper]

did you guys already found a weird alien in the jailbreak map?

[edgy yoke]

For real?

where

[tiny jasper]

close to prison

you see that season 10 thing go to right at mountain and its behind a tree

i can't go in media but i have picture

how to text in media

?

oh level 10+

level 10 is gonna take a while

how to level up?

[undone fiber]

my summer vacation starts from 1st July

and is till 23rd august nice

(btw School is on rn lmao)

[wicked badger]

WHat the heck

thats unfair

[edgy yoke]

1 month of summer wow

[wicked badger]

like bruh

my summer started may 26th

and ends august 20th

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @wicked badger, you have now leveled up to 2!

[edgy yoke]

my summer started on june 3rd

[wicked badger]

are u in the united states?

[edgy yoke]

who?

[wicked badger]

you

[edgy yoke]

yea

[wicked badger]

bruh then what state are you in

like how is your summer break june 3rd

unless you live in alaska or hawaii theres no reason it should be this late

[golden drum]

So true

[edgy yoke]

nah... trippin

[ripe siren]

thats late for you guys?? we have it like 26 july here wtf

[wicked badger]

dude

unless you live in some abandoned island

[edgy yoke]

ong tho

[ripe siren]

i mean u were close enough

i live in britain

[wicked badger]

ohhhhhh

okay makes more sense

were from the united states

so we get earlier release

[ripe siren]

lucky smfh

[wicked badger]

its not lucky

at all

[ripe siren]

how

[wicked badger]

america isnt a privillege

privilege*

[sterile flame]

ok]

[wicked badger]

they make it sound so cool cause its a free country

[ripe siren]

britain isnt either

[wicked badger]

but in reality its a racist country

have you not seen how many blacks they've killed in the last 10 years

[ripe siren]

no

because i am in britain

[wicked badger]

oh yeah

[edgy yoke]

oof

[wicked badger]

1049 blacks were killed in the last decade

[ripe siren]

rip

[wicked badger]

and there was a brooklyn subway shooting

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @wicked badger, you have now leveled up to 2!

[wicked badger]

that killed 10 people

and lets see we have a demented man as out president

[ripe siren]

thats not really a valid point against britain tbh

[wicked badger]

and also gas prices are like 9 dollars a gallon

[ripe siren]

i have no idea how much that is

[wicked badger]

7.17 pound sterling

[ripe siren]

we dont use dollars or gallons

[wicked badger]

OH YEAH YALL DONT USE METRIC SYSTEM

[ripe siren]

we use litres :>

[wicked badger]

bruh another thing we use metric system

[ripe siren]

i mean

[wicked badger]

yeah i just remembered united states is the only one who uses it

[ripe siren]

britain is an abomination of imperial mixed with metric

[peak wharf]

we don't use the metric system

[wicked badger]

so yeah i gave u reasons why united states sucks

[peak wharf]

we use the british imperial system

litres is metric

[wicked badger]

Bruh

[peak wharf]

you got it mixed up dude

[wicked badger]

OH YEAH SHOOT

[peak wharf]

gallons, pounds, inches; its all imperial system

[wicked badger]

i remembr now

britian uses metric system

[peak wharf]

Britain uses both

[ripe siren]

^^

[wicked badger]

wtf how?

[ripe siren]

we use ft in for height and cm for length

1 example

[peak wharf]

cause the imperial system came from UK so they still have it

[ripe siren]

indeed

[wicked badger]

boston tea party

[peak wharf]

anyways, one good thing that US has is consumer products are generally cheaper than the rest of the world

[wicked badger]

united states sucks

btw i live

in us

and it IS GARBAGE

[ripe siren]

britain is prob worse idk

[wicked badger]

no no trust me

knowing biden hes going to join the war and get blown up by russia

[peak wharf]

yea i live in the US as well

nah

[wicked badger]

biden that moron of a president is going to join the war

and then russia is going to blow up all 12 countries

[ripe siren]

our leader thinks he can run a country by being funny.

[peak wharf]

dude, he's the one that told everyone to not enforce a closed airspace

[wicked badger]

You know the saying, if you cant join em, beat em

[peak wharf]

a lot of people wanted biden to close off the Ukraine airspace but he didn't

cause that would've cause a war between US and Russia

[ripe siren]

wrong way round

[wicked badger]

nope

in this case russia cant join nato so they have to beat nato

[peak wharf]

the saying is the other way around

[ripe siren]

yeah

[wicked badger]

but russia cant join nato

so they have to beat it

[peak wharf]

this kid is the definition of american education

no offense

[ripe siren]

ur right in context but the saying is the other way round lol

[ripe siren]

frfr

[peak wharf]

i will roast American K-12 education forever until i see a change

people here don't know geography, basic geopolitical concepts, basic science, etc

[ripe siren]

the extent of american geographical knowledge is that europe is a continent

[swift zinc]

Interesting

[wicked badger]

fr

[edgy yoke]

oof

[sterile flame]

hello f

[golden drum]

im actually amazing at geography

[nocturne sun]

trading drone for megalodon and small add