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NinjaSquirtle48#5014 has been banned.
Lmfao
squirtle the pokemon
NINJA SQUIRTLE?!?!!??!
by all means
@brazen drift 💦 🐢
accidently put bob instead of ninja cuz same thing
✌️😎 ✌️
I got banned for it but then they put it back
oh I got that one too.
💀
I need to go on my laptop and take my old pictures of you from my file there
I'm gonna make a shrine/movie/museum or something.
???
very shocking
wtf
crab
.
the luckie cycle
the queen is back
hey
hello
anytime ❤️
who wants valorant acc with skins dm me
user is dead
holy
always has been
@somber egret dead
lelz
@somber egret make vid
or i never eatin bbacons
@fickle iron you're now my favorite mod
@somber egret
nice
Yo
is this a luckiecrab reference
crabs
somehow i am bro 😭
yes
glad your here 🙏
another chance to take your advice on life
When he coming back
Never
Pain
hello
morbius morbius morbius morbius
i agree
day 1 no morbius
Hello:)
@peak wharf hey can you do me a favour please
tell simply why she banned me from her server
i swear user is a big fan of simply for some reason 🤨
I gotchu. #media
@somber egret why did you quit youtube?
Hello guys user I am a really big fan
morbius
Hi
Myusernamesthis really fell off
true
well he has eyes and ears and mouth and nose
and a heeeaaad shoulders knees & toes knees & toes
@acoustic lava on the verify page it won’t let me type
nobody knows what youre talking about
we were anywhere between 75-105 today
civilized racing... on the interstate.
nico
drive cars
smh
it's very good
drivers are very good
we did almost get in a crash but it was avoided via the shoulder; person in front of us suddenly stopped cuz of an accident ahead
car next to me absolutely slammed into someone though
driving is really easy
driver licence rodrigo 💀
the hardest part is avoiding idiots
racist
expect 3 things:
-people not stopping at red lights (counter: wait an extra 2-3 seconds before going after ur light turns green)
-people not looking both ways in parking lots before backing out (counter: go slow and expect to suddenly stop - try not to honk, but use your horn if needed)
-people flipping you off (counter: do nothing. act like it didn't affect you. they'll go away sooner or later)
these all happened to me
light novels
do not respond to people flipping you off this results in road rage
we almost got into a very serious car crash because of the first one
remember that image? 
idk if that guy just didnt see the red light or was drunk
my mom was driving in a walmart parking lot when some idiot pulled out in front of her, then backed up in to my mom - it was completely the other driver's fault
but...
they didn't have insurance
but god damn they went zooom
because AMERICAAA
drivers not having insurance is so annoying
first ur insurance pays, then you get to go to court with your insurance against the other idiot
no
we go faster most of the time
the flow was ~80 so realistically it was ~10 over, cops didn't care
but i've seen interstates where the flow is up to 90
express lanes bro
SO expensive
$5.20 expresstoll, $7.70 licenseplatetoll
like
bruv
welp
going 90+ on interstate highways is normal tbh
wait really?
oh yeah pepsi what happened to michael
oh
god knows
RBC is denying to comment on the situation
saying "their customers are their top priority and they could not comment"
so driving slower uses more
yeah
the worst is standstill
wait it snot like the human boday
rip slow drivers
when youre losing gas but not gaining any miles
🐒
lol hate this inflation crap
😂
average?
average is $4.72/gal
lool imagine paying for gas
you have to
aviation gas is $6.50 colorado/$8.50 new york
so my first flight (featuring a CFI) tomorrow will go GREAT
WOW
average $7.12 smh
What where
aviation gasoline aka airplane gasoline
@fallen wharfwat time u
ehh idk, you have air resistance at higher speeds
i think they say 55 to 70 mph is sweet spot
ty!
OMG USERNAME
@night wren Happy birthday!! 🥳🥳
hi username
Happy birthday @night wren
tyy!
i mean, who drives above 70 either way
@somber egret drag birthday role above admins pls
ppl here
i regularly see ppl do 90+
Texas drivers 
Canadian driver*
texas drivers are way more stupid than canadian drivers
No
i’ve seen both places
Oh
Congratulations @timber flare, you have now leveled up to 10!
Same
Congratulations @kindred mason, you have now leveled up to 3!
Gg
Hello
@somber egret I join your membership on YouTube and it says I can be your friend my username on Roblox is JoshuaPro9xx and my Youtube is JoshuaPro9xx.
Thanks
@tacit eagle
your car’s fuel regulator runs leaner when going high speeds
therefore using gas more efficiently
that’s why at highway speeds your car doesn’t upshift a lot. it knows it should be in lean-burn mode and shifting activates the variable valve timing system, making it less efficient at higher rpms
Didn't know Nero was a car expert 
my god
There insane
oh yeah, always have been
@hoary plume that's a how to get banned 101
How is the 1999 M3 cost
i was joking smh
🙂

when used teslas are going for like 70k rn
i got mine when they were still arouand 50k, could sell for a profit loool
nOt ElEcTric
but gas on that is like $80 or something stupid for a full tank
depends on which bmw you buy the normal one or the m series
Also depends on the car and how fast it burns the fuel
Yep
yeah but a turbo 4 cylinder is very efficient
may pay more every time you fill up but you fill up less frequently than a v6 or v8
just tilt your car back and boost
what rank are you
i jst started the game days ago
...
im playing casual for now
and ur focusing on aerials
not that much
just learn how to hit the ball into the net
and get good at it
THEN you can learn aerials
oh ok
Why is my user name not uploading
cars have 4 wheels
Do you know why he no upload no more
ez
My user name
this information has been disputed
car have engine
dO tEsLas hAvE eNgInEs @somber egret
gasoline cars*
insert gas into tesla for 1000xp
depends on what you define as an "engine"
it certainly has a graphics engine for the display
“the thing that makes the car move machine”
keep in mind i know like nothing about cars
i know the bare minimum needed to survive
i prefer planes, screw the ground smh
cars have seatbelts
naww my knowledge overtakin the world
yeah it uses Unreal Engine 5 to drive it's 19' wheels
you can play games on it tbf
so 🤷
hows the mileage gonna be if i pull up cyberpunk on it 🚎
it's probably gonna be a challenge for petrol cars anyways to output the power needed to play that and drive
ᚦᛖ᛫ᚺᛖᛚᛚᛒᚱᛁᛜᛖᚱ#1567 has been muted.
rip bozo
rip
now he's in my DMs 
typical "I got muted but I did nothing wrong please unban" behavior
what'd he do
spam
Rip
Nova. Can I like move to Singapore and like stay with you or something?
is america too stressful
I rather watch politicians bicker from afar
most people here don't but i love watching politicians do exactly that
Ngl, I volunteer at a hospital and the door I go through, there's no security greeting the door
oh
I'm sure there is an office nearby
we have at most like security guards usually
But jeez
It's not the easiest door to get through but it is possible to get through without a card
Legit gave me goosebumps thinking about that
i can enter some corporate offices here without a card as well
yknow some people don't care about that sorta stuff here but like even in a safe place it's still a concern
Ok well you won't have 20 people dead at once
yea true
But legit a ban on a subset of weapons isn't gonna fly lol
mY sEcond aMeNdMent rights
Nor do I think it's a smart idea for america to ban
I love how people keep talking about mental health tho
so our school had this course on ai and machine learning stuff
and essentially some of the 13 and 14 year olds didn't know what the trainer was talking about, e.g., those tensor and matrix operations, math, training and inference whatnot
Oh nova. Ya wanna know something. Diversity virtue signalling is sooo legit. Last month, AAPI barely got recognized from what I've seen
you gotta love it when people attempt to link everything to mental health
it is a cause but not necessarily a root cause
American culture is broken
Ryzen 6000 laptops seem nice
though the IHS shrunk in size
But seriously, "diversity". Proceeds to throw AAPI under the rug
well biden tried to include them
he called the kpop dudes in and gave the 🤞
oh the conglomerates
this month
I personally find it just virtue signaling
most companies slap a crap load of rainbows onto their logo this month
media attention can't be changed easily though
if the media wants pride month to be popular it will make it popular; if it forgets other months, be it minor, major, important, not important, it's essentially buried under the dirt
hospitals are boringtbh

hi
Are you ok?
What do you expect them to do?
that stuff is cool
to cure sickness
So that's boring?
yeah ig
Dang ok
money just like that
Well, next time you visit a doctor, tell them that their job is boring
most patients sickness are the same
That is farrrr from true
Every disease is different
oi listen her
🤦♀️
sickness and disease arent the same
Every sickness is different
Some patients don't respond to certain medication
methicillin resistant streptococcus aureus
Then the medicine has to change for that patient
yeah cos viruses are not affected by antibiotics?????
so u use vancomycin
dummy virus and bacteria are two different things omg 😭
He said penicillin for bacteria which is an antibiotic
yeah the lead it to antibiotic resistance
Bruh it's not just resistance
Some people have allergies to medication
Or they are on other medication that conflicts with the generic prescribed one
It's not so simple
Every case is different
^ med student here don't piss him off
bro's giving me a whole life explanation
Also, if every sickness were the same, then we would have a cure by now
Yes cause I'm a pre-med student
Literally you sounded like my high school classmates
i can offer torpedo
im just an infosec dude who knows cancer and infectious diseases better than the average dude
Actually no, my high school classmates weren't as ignorant as that
wow over confidence
you're bound to forget all that
I will say doctors have an issue with working just for the money. Spends 5 minutes with the patient expecting them to get the best care
being a doctor is boring
I literally just said it's different for every patient
those guys take on the complex problems on a daily basis
You don't treat strep throat the same way as a cold
in medicine it's not about fun or boredom; it's about your interest in serving and improving the lives of people for the greater good
This is false
sometimes theres additions
You don't treat rashes the same as a strep throat
no way bro cos its not the same thing?
Dude. Please stop talking before you make a fool out of yourself in front of a pre-med student
thats literally what i didnt say
You said same treatment for every patient
listen here big man
So one patient comes in with a rash
The other comes in with strep
"Doctor boring and give them same treatment" is your claim
Fix your claims
damn if you think your so entitled theres a reason why you lost your mod role here
anyone can be forced to watch paint dry from talking to you
im not as experienced as you yes
You're making false claims here but ok
all im saying is suppose if a patient has a cold and another patient has it the doctor gives out the same treatment to both of them
If the problem is the same, you generally treat it the same... that's like common sense.
yes thats what i said
but you're ranting about viruses and strep throats
you couldnt let me make my claim for once
You said all treatments were the same for every patient
Lol
This
yeah? for people who share the same sickness
Also, family medicine doctors are probably the most important for first line of defense in order to prevent you from having to see a surgeon
lord have mercy
Just saying
then explain how there are orphans who make it out to be surgeons
well
uh @peak wharf
also can you ask simplyalemon why im banned from her server
@fickle iron yo ur back thank you for saving johnny depp from amber heard
Bruh
@fickle iron yo ur back thank you for saving johnny depp from amber heard
What does Camille have to do with that

crazy how celebrities are praised in the court but not in movies
strange world we live in
Congratulations @ripe siren, you have now leveled up to 2!
@robust leaf
Do this in a private server, not here
ᚦᛖ᛫ᚺᛖᛚᛚᛒᚱᛁᛜᛖᚱ#1567 has been muted.
too slow
lmao okay 
morbius
dont search up disease in latin
@topaz helm @peak wharf any recommendations on a new ssd?
W
only ssd if there's like nobody ingame
or no staff available
.
I'm available for calls
I'm starting to think he was talking about solid state drive now that he pinged mystic and camar
budget and what size
ty!
aint ssds getting cheap
wouldn't rlly ask for a budget, but pcs are pcs.
yes but you never know if hes budget is like $30 or more
true
$50 and 500gb
SATA or NVME?
nvme is the one you plug inside the motherboard right?
yes
then nvme
MP33/MP33 PRO/MP34/A60/A80/SN550/Mushkin Helix L/A2000/SN750/P31/P5/SN570/Z330
get whatevers cheapest
ᚦᛖ᛫ᚺᛖᛚᛚᛒᚱᛁᛜᛖᚱ#1567 has been banned.
thanks
happy birthday indeed. I think you had a good time yesterday considering where you went.
Morbiu s
Bye
Can somebody explain to me why in god’s name would somebody waste cash donating nitros to a random dude
because morbius is a good movie
im gonna leave on june 5 ok guys @stoic bane
@night wren happy bday
looks like
this
never gonna give you up
never gnna let you downn never gonna rawr and hurt you
kirby balls!! at your local target store! but you cant buy them, they're not for sale! kirby balls! will get thrown out april 10th, check the dumpster in the back. ask for dale!!! he will give you a sweet deal!!!! music in background from kirby
MorBiusLover283
why are people so sus
because...
@tribal cairn hi
@peak wharf here goes my first flight
Good luck
pre flight complete, taxing here in 5
a fighter jet?
TheDogeDog#3828 has been (auto) softmuted.
m'y pleasure
my pleasure
what do you do all day
thx
this is new
Its not
morb
ius
That’s been around for a long time lol
That ussualy means the search is gonna fail
okay prosome
Yes
guys I made a suggestion,make sure you consider voting there hopefully get it going 
talk abt it
i talk
just walked in the rain for 20 min
Hi
fixed
gm
I Must say that this is br
How old is this server? Is it as old as myusernamesthis youtube channel?
rip for his channel
yea
it's not
cache your servers idiot
literally start the search, wait 2-3 seconds, stop the search, then search again
@fickle iron YOU SAVED JOHNNY
YO
no
@fallen wharf yo
Bruh
Hi
WHEN IS SZN 10 DROPPING
of the flash? idk hopefully soon. they need to end s8 and start on s9 to bring up s10
OF JAILBRFEAK
Bro
where have I been
is it on netflix
can I watch it on asimos youtube
no only fortnite is on there
and valorant
and apex legends
no robloz
yes
Congratulations @low minnow, you have now leveled up to 2!
id usually report you at this moment but the server is so dead, I bet you will get away with it If nobody snitches.
me either tbh
@mental rune wanna look at this message?
dude 
no, nero, you do not. because your life consists of more than moderating this dead server and you know it.
what message
Congratulations @brazen drift, you have now leveled up to 49!
shhh
I was called here?
i said something susy
As in?
but no one cares its a dead server acording to them
u will never know
oh wait
this is fake mod
Im not even a mod?
fakew nero
Never was
@oak ledge you know thats impersonation right
also against the rules
you hypocrite
fun fact, nickname logs exist too.
Ive had this name XD me and him are cousins bud.
Plus me and him has had the same name bud.
you had like batman or something minutes ago
and im his cousin too
I'm also elon musks cousin
?
lowkey
wats ur type then
@neat spire add a jungle with a jungle temple
pws papa asimo
soemone BAN ME FROM TNIS SRTBVRT
Congratulations @low minnow, you have now leveled up to 2!
idkbrolol#5058 has been (auto) softmuted.
you know you can just leave right
regular 😂
its ok to say that its june
happy pride month
happy , alexx
happy pride month bob datstrawkid
happy pride month
i only partially support pride month
the whole company changing pfps thing is annoying
no
Gustavo Fring
hap pride mont
Enjoy the last moments of what’s left of old jailbreak
tmrw ppl r gonna start scamming
And new players can steal our stuff
...
"old jailbreak"
dog come on
i miss the old jailbreak

i miss 2017 jailbreak!11 😭
i miss the old jailbreak
straight from the go jailbreak
When there was 4 roads
no
5
nope
Yeah
@somber egret
@topaz helm
?
Yes
whatever it is i hope he can go through it quickly
@unique cloud
wait does that sound wrong?
damn i cant verify
@unique cloud
technical difficulties :(
why did u rickroll me?
oh jailbreak
hi
most active bacon army time
real
i love morbius
nice
usually my favourite colours black but for june its rainbow
Bru
black is not a color
colours are not real
the brain feels the sensation of colour due to the reflections of the light from objects

"As any rainbow will demonstrate, black isn’t on the visible spectrum of color. All other colors are reflections of light, except black."
Clear as the water
GamerAli#5839 has been (auto) softmuted.
yes anything for lilys daddy
Um
bruh
i thought daddy was vinnie
colour*
ok
does that mean you love morbius
Shame
i apologize
qwertyuiop On spotify i Am So sorry please forgive Me
You should be on jail for not knowing what morbius is
Thats you after you didnt know what morbius was
nah fr tho what is morbius lmao
Morbius > Women
jailbreak > women
facts
Reminder Skill is the best mod
a bit of cap
Hi
hello
Why the heck were people texting at two o'clock last night
And who wakes up at 5 o'clock on a weekend
Bro this is a bit messed up to be honest
happy mens'/military mental health month!
morbius the best mod
greetings
Hi R U
i am what
R U
?
I am new
I have a tag for this!
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@tribal cairn
Sorry
who ever plays bedwars dm me
Congratulations @ripe siren, you have now leveled up to 2!
timezones
SKILLSSSSSSSSSSS
@swift zinc @swift zinc
@ripe siren OMG KRISI IS ALIVE???
SKILLS 😻
hii
KRISI
HELLO
HOW RU DOING
Bro you've been dead for decades no cyap
FYI its me isaac
GOOD HBU
YEAH I'M ALSO DOIN GOOD
morbiu
s
she
Tokyo Ghoul RE is mid
college things
Winter semester should've been over college.
summer semester lways will be avibe
Oh yea that makes sense
Heheheha
how are you guys
Fine
that's great
Happy bday @night wren
Happy birthday @night wren 🎂 🎊
thanks !
happy birthday @night wren
HAPPY BIRTHDAY @night wren @night wren
it was two days ago but thank you 😭
Yes
Happy birthday @night wren thingy
knaper#8371 has been (auto) banned.
happy birthday @night wren
happy birthday @night wren
happy birthday @night wren
happy birthday @night wren
idk who tf @night wren is but happy birthday if it’s your actual one
alr bye again forever
@peak wharf you've had event host role all year right
Happy birthday @night wren
Lets get one
Yo can someone help me grind some money and also get some xp because season 10 lit
happy birthday @night wren
?
@peak wharf Hi
hi
Congratulations @versed tiger, you have now leveled up to 2!
hey there guys
do you want to see the jailbreak tading hub EARLY?
well, we have it leaked.
I've been in a game with the trading hub but it's broken
It doesn't really work at all
@fallen wharf HELP
@fallen wharf HELP!!!!
@fallen wharf HELP!!!!!!
@fallen wharf hi
@fallen wharf no
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@fallen wharf please come online. 🙁
@fallen wharf we miss you :(
@fallen wharf We love you
@fallen wharf please come back to us
@fallen wharf I love you and @exotic hedge does too
@fallen wharf i agree
@fallen wharf i totally know who u are
what do you want
Yay
i was literally in the air in a plane
i kind of can’t reply when i’m in a plane
@golden drum @exotic hedge @sour dagger
what
@fallen wharf @fallen wharf HI
@radiant nest what
what do you need
related to my account
my priority rn is this plane
very urgent
do i need to care right now
please
hey :)
crashing it is okay
just make sure you have insurance
pepsi can fly a plane, i can drive a 12 in the quarter-mile
if ur not flying it it doesnt matter
who said nero couldn't fly planes
skrindo >
🙂
truth
check my snapchat story for typical colorado pics
Spixlss#4644 has been (auto) softmuted.
the things i did today were:
1: general flight around noco
2: bank rolls (45 degree turns, really scary)
3: 0 gravity in a cessna
Guess who birthday it is
(June 5)
IN A CESSNA?
thats gotta be cramped
it’s so fun though
it was me and a CFI so nothing went wrong
niiice
you guys wanna see what the longest english word is
lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphioparaomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperi
nobody said yes
also thats not english its greek lmao
i mean
you gotta have a nice stomach to do the stuff i did today
otherwise, it's gonna be a not fun time
what did you do today
this ^
this?
wow
typed at the same time
are you serious
yeah
0 degrees?
the pictures and videos from the flight were awesome
I think it is his new account
he got a rare tag
with 3 zeros in

0000?
yes
yea
@radiant nest here's a picture i am able to share
0310
Congratulations @fierce ether, you have now leveled up to 2!
wait Pepsi
if I click on your profile
I see the crystal which tells me that your boosting the server from 2021
how do you make it a star shape
yes



