general

[latent brook]

Can u friended me on ROBLOX pls

Wilsavage12

[fair sierra]

they mf bottled it in 2 MINUTES

I even thought we were done for

[coarse crescent]

stop the command has been removed

[fair sierra]

trash @coarse crescent

[lucid tide]

It not for me

[exotic hedge]

i do not understand sport fans

[lucid tide]

I do

Liverpool is gonna win the final

[fair sierra]

madrid owns liverpool

is karius even at liverpool still

[lucid tide]

Why did myusernamethis stop making jailbreak videos??

Someone tell me

[prisma bloom]

he quit yt

because of drama and he didnt have the motivation to upload

[lucid tide]

Noooooo

He was one of my best yt

Bruh

[prisma bloom]

and the fact that he stopped uploading daily adds to the fact he didnt have the motivation to upload

[prisma bloom]

same

[coarse crescent]

ok

[lucid tide]

Nah he gotta keep making videos tho I rlly enjoy them

Bc sometimes I get tips of how to play jailbreak

I haven’t played it for years

[somber sierra]

Fortnite

[tawdry saffron]

battlepass?

so true

[ripe siren]

Let’s go Preds!! 🏒

FORTNITE BATTLE PASS

When someone leaves you on delivered 👁👁

[tawdry saffron]

oh 😔

[ripe siren]

Like you ain’t famous hurry up and reply

question

Also my autocorrect broke so i gotta manually correct words. 💀💀💀💀💀

can you find snap users with just their bitmoji or is that not possible

LOL

[ripe siren]

I dont think so

[summer sleet]

why is the chat so dead?

[north viper]

Why arr you so dead @summer sleet

[ripe siren]

Me

[ripe siren]

Hes dead

Ya

I play it

[north viper]

I dont ply it its hard on mobile

But i do get over 20 kils but thats abt it

Cant get more the shooting buttons kinda broke

[ripe siren]

any1 here play mc?

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @ripe siren, you have now leveled up to 2!

[north viper]

I do

Yeh

Sure

How do i add u

[ripe siren]

Roblox is offically GTA all over again

mmmmhm

people are making way to many club games

and well,

as much as they look good

the people there are straight up scary

[steel wedge]

Criminals?

[ripe siren]

nonono

like club setting

they taking it to seriously

[steel wedge]

How’s it like?

[ripe siren]

erm,

lets not go into that-

[steel wedge]

Oh

Ohh

Okay

[north viper]

Lol hows it like

[stark summit]

nope!

[ripe siren]

What

[inland cairn]

Hi

[raw badger]

Is that real

[rough creek]

Bro literally look at the subscriber button

Hawking passed away in 2018

[odd notch]

H

[bright crane]

Okay

[brazen drift]

you and para are definitely irl friends

or alts

[cobalt oracle]

tallic and acescril tho

[exotic hedge]

i hope not

😐

[ripe siren]

this game is hard

[topaz helm]

Cyberpunk

[ripe siren]

Wtf….

My pc just crashed playing cp2077

[topaz helm]

ayo what

[fair sierra]

think that's the mcdonalds menu lemme check

yeah

[swift zinc]

What is in #art

It’s not loading for me

[solid timber]

Same

[exotic hedge]

bad wifi looool

@swift zinc it is a picture of peter griffin

with lipstick

[solid timber]

Access denied, when I go on the link in my browser

[steel wedge]

@solid timber I reacted with ⚠️ in #art

Because not loading

[solid timber]

Oh

[zealous fulcrum]

look at #media

[timber flare]

Why

[fair sierra]

August 9th, 1974 at 11:35 AM.

[exotic ocean]

hi

[odd notch]

Recommended Linux Distribution Journalism:

[fallen wharf]

@peak wharf exhibit A as to why PC players are better than console losers

[peak wharf]

Interesting

[fallen wharf]

i peaked in that game

best save i've ever done

[topaz helm]

i play rl on console

dont judge me

[odd notch]

Crunch time

[fallen wharf]

ur not as cool then

[sacred arrow]

Gu13d1#7579 has been (auto) banned.

[fallen wharf]

how are ur late nights at work @peak wharf

my 2 hour shift from 10pm-12am just ended

i probably fell asleep 8 times

[viscid leaf]

Does anyone have beam hybrid? Pls dm me if u do

[solid timber]

What's that

Is it like a jailbreak car?

Oh also did asimo release trading or something

[viscid leaf]

Its gonna be released in summer

I just wanna know who has that car because i want it rlly bad

[sour dagger]

I'm playing that rn

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @sour dagger, you have now leveled up to 27!

[sour dagger]

in ps4

[prisma shuttle]

rr

dce

fr

rr

[sacred arrow]

H4PPY676#0169 has been (auto) softmuted.

[forest bone]

ello

[viscid leaf]

Hi

[blazing talon]

dead chat

[viscid leaf]

True

[ripe siren]

Hey

[robust leaf]

hi there

[viscid leaf]

If anyone has retired/seasonal vehicles pls dm me

[thick sedge]

Hi

[brazen wigeon]

hii

[thick sedge]

Wow i got a legendary in a crown chest

[drowsy mulch]

wow

back in 2019 I got a princess from a daily

[viscid leaf]

Dm me if u have any retired/seasonal vehicles

[raw badger]

Let’s get this server to 150k members again!

[viscid leaf]

For some reason i thought user died

[ivory swan]

😐

[odd notch]

Boring server

[ivory swan]

dead

[drowsy mulch]

not really im fairly sure we broke 10 messages last week

[ripe siren]

GOOD MORNING SERVER

oops

caps

wondering why the hot bot didnt tell me to many caps

[raw badger]

150k members, here we come!

[ripe siren]

hmmmm

[ripe siren]

dont u mean 160k

[raw badger]

150

K

[drowsy mulch]

we've already hit it twice

[raw badger]

It’s the next milestone

How about the staff bans everyone who has never sent a message here

[drowsy mulch]

what an insane idea

[raw badger]

I’m just smart that way

[ivory swan]

dang bro im jealous

[raw badger]

I think he’s suggesting it

Nope it’s stupider

[ripe siren]

I never sent a message

[raw badger]

You just did

[ivory swan]

where bro who u talking to

[drowsy mulch]

bro is talking to himself

[ivory swan]

istg bro

[raw badger]

Am I seeing ghosts

[ivory swan]

probably

[raw badger]

Does retired staff mean dead?

[ivory swan]

yeah how did you know

like that was supposed to be a secret wtf

[magic forum]

i’m dead

[ivory swan]

i've always been dead bro

from the inside 😔

[raw badger]

@drowsy mulch can you see these people?

I need to confirm this

[ivory swan]

he died bro

[magic forum]

rip jeremy

[raw badger]

@exotic hedge does retired staff mean dead?

[ripe siren]

Hey mernama and sak

[ivory swan]

wait let me clean my glasses first

is that

[odd notch]

Hi

[ivory swan]

🤏 🕶️ 🤨

[odd notch]

🙈

[ripe siren]

sometimes I question what the purpose of school is

[steel wedge]

I do school to graduate only

[ripe siren]

especially when your not getting taught anything

[steel wedge]

YOU’RE

[ripe siren]

exactly

[steel wedge]

What’s the teacher doing?

[ripe siren]

school is making me dumb

😒

the teacher literally gives me a 2 second lesson then gives us work to do.

doesn't even care about teaching us everything.

[steel wedge]

Bru

Our maths teacher has a 1metre long ruler

[ripe siren]

so does ours.

[ivory swan]

school is over for me

[steel wedge]

And slaps the whiteboard

[ripe siren]

.

well ten

[steel wedge]

And it’s loud

[ripe siren]

then*

[steel wedge]

🎚️

[ripe siren]

thats something then innit.

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @ripe siren, you have now leveled up to 20!

[steel wedge]

Nobody called this a rheostat

[ripe siren]

finally

Been waiting for level 20 for far to long.

feels good to finna have it.

xd

[ivory swan]

it doesnt matter anymore

[ripe siren]

yea,

still feels good

😎

[steel wedge]

My friend asked me if I wanna study together

Because tmr is our maths paper

[ripe siren]

I see.

[steel wedge]

I’m genuinely ready

[ripe siren]

well, good luck.

[steel wedge]

Thanks man

[river fog]

nice

[ripe siren]

wait what level do I need for image perms

am forgor 💀

[ivory swan]

69

[steel wedge]

50

[river fog]

i dont know also

wow

[ripe siren]

dammit

alr

[river fog]

still the same

[steel wedge]

50 for general

I gave up grinding

[ivory swan]

i think my sense of humor is 2 months delayed

[ripe siren]

oh?

how so?

[ivory swan]

2 months off the internet

[ripe siren]

well,

thats going to do it for you.

watching a movie about twitter

💀

[viscid leaf]

Dm me if u have any retired/seasonal vehicles

[steel wedge]

Oh that was 2h and 72 mins ago

Unless by later she meant after 11

[ripe siren]

dont u mean 3 hours and 12 mins

💀

[viscid leaf]

Dm me if u have any retired/seasonal vehicles

[ripe siren]

e

finally a bacon server

i-

bruh

[ripe siren]

very nice

[ripe siren]

its not mine :p

[exotic hedge]

no

[viscid leaf]

Dm me if u have any retired/seasonal vehicles

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @viscid leaf, you have now leveled up to 2!

[bright crane]

Okay

[exotic hedge]

Perfect World

[ripe siren]

yes, yes it is

[viscid leaf]

Dm me if u have any retired/seasonal vehicles

Pls dm

[toxic lake]

suv moment

[ripe siren]

almost

crying

of laughing

[wispy ingot]

just looked at my old roblox account that got hacked and found a guy who i would always do hospital rp's in meepcity

in like 2017 when i was 10

[coarse crescent]

Hi mocha

[magic forum]

@knotty sonnet hey

[knotty sonnet]

Hello, Mernama :)

[magic forum]

am i able to join you in valorant?

[knotty sonnet]

I'm not playing right now.

[magic forum]

i must have been mistaken

my bad

[knotty sonnet]

I'm only in the lobby.

Not playing.

[viscid leaf]

Dm me if u have any retired/seasonal vehicles

[thick sedge]

Sheesh

[ripe siren]

i have a og buggati in jailbreak

[ripe siren]

@knotty sonnet VALORANT?

WTF

[thick sedge]

Valorant hell yah

I'm playing tat

[knotty sonnet]

?

[ripe siren]

ur on val

[knotty sonnet]

No.

I uninstalled.

[ripe siren]

hi

[knotty sonnet]

Hello, Hypnotix :)

[somber sierra]

no

[leaden cairn]

hai 😄

[fickle iron]

@ripe siren open ticket

#❓support

[leaden cairn]

me when

[viscid leaf]

Dm me if u have any retired/seasonal vehicles

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @ripe siren, you have now leveled up to 2!

[fickle iron]

what

[sacred arrow]

SnyperLyfe#6770 has been muted.

[ripe siren]

carlbot

[regal star]

i love your bot carl

[peak night]

that's not a carl-bot

[somber sierra]

wdym

his name is carl bot

[peak night]

he doesn't have a bot tag

[somber sierra]

his name is carl bot though

[ripe siren]

yooo

[astral vine]

hi

[drifting saddle]

:dynoError: The Fun module is disabled in this server.

[magic forum]

@ripe siren gra>??>

gta?

[fickle iron]

grass

[ripe siren]

no

[magic forum]

why

[ripe siren]

gaming with frends

[fair sierra]

Carl bot

[bright crane]

Okay

[odd notch]

@ripe siren prefix

[brazen drift]

Can we take a quick timeout?
Console player: lmao no, shouldnt have spilled it on yourself.

Now go clean up as I farm an easy 10 kills

[odd notch]

I can’t believe console players can manage to type that out quickly

[brazen drift]

I can't either,.

if anything, i'll be the one farming kills as you type

[viscid leaf]

Dm me if u have any retired/seasonal vehicles

[tawdry marten]

lel

[ripe siren]

its family guy

[ripe siren]

why

[viscid leaf]

I kust wanna set up some trades

[ripe siren]

wait we can trade in jailbreak now

[ripe siren]

we can trade in jailbreak now can we idk

[viscid leaf]

We cant

We will be able to trade jn summer

[ripe siren]

ok

[fair sierra]

no its the simpsons

[ripe siren]

pfft

[viscid leaf]

Dm me if u have any retired/seasonal vehicles

[ripe siren]

we made deal

[rough creek]

bad server ngl

[ripe siren]

50 buried

0 found

[brazen drift]

Next up: my friend's mansion

I'm ready to scare the hell out of them bc I already decked their place out with TNT. Just waiting on the server owner to confirm that they have a backup.

[viscid leaf]

Dm if u have torpedo, beam hybrid, jb8 or arachnid

[ripe siren]

what?.??

[fair sierra]

why u griefing the guy man

[ripe siren]

my mans speaking a whole new language

[viscid leaf]

Lol

[ripe siren]

50 dead

[viscid leaf]

Those are jailbreak vehicles

[ripe siren]

1 knocked out

1 buried

0 found

[ripe siren]

i dont play jail,break

[viscid leaf]

Oh ok

[ripe siren]

i play er:lc

thats where i be an assassin

[brazen drift]

He stole my gunpowder.

[ripe siren]

bro

[brazen drift]

3 large chests full

[ripe siren]

oh

ehm

will than steal it back

or kill him

[brazen drift]

he put them in ender chests

[ripe siren]

bruh

just uhm

ok yea grief

i would put his house on fire if i was u

[brazen drift]

I'm not gonna do it if the owner doesn't have a back up world.

[ripe siren]

alr

if owner dont have backup

[brazen drift]

I'll set it on fire after removing his animals and important stuff

[ripe siren]

if the owner dont have backup

just kill him

and spawn kill him

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @ripe siren, you have now leveled up to 2!

[ripe siren]

kill him like

13 times

ok so

27 slots is in one chest

x 3

is 87

or 83

kill him that many times

[viscid leaf]

Dm if u have torpedo, beam hybrid, jb8 or arachnid

[ripe siren]

its 81

27 x 3 = 81

[ripe siren]

kill him 81 times

[brazen drift]

he has enchanted netherite armor. the first time might be hard.

[ripe siren]

oh

uhm

steal something from him?

[ripe siren]

pull a russia

nuclear war

[viscid leaf]

Dm if u have torpedo, beam hybrid, jb8 or arachnid

[peak wharf]

I just moved out of my dorm

[odd notch]

Awww I’m going to miss your roommates 😦

[peak wharf]

LOL

[fallen wharf]

your roommates arguing in the background was the best part

[odd notch]

Hahaha 🤪

[next reef]

LOL (Laugh Out Loud/Laughing Out Loud)

[prisma shuttle]

hi

am pro

[elder quail]

This server is in-active on another level

[prisma bloom]

I just was sharing my wordle

[swift zinc]

what did you get it in today?

[ripe siren]

yeeeet

[next reef]

homer

[prisma bloom]

homer

thats the word

[swift zinc]

bro???

I said what did you get it in

[ripe siren]

you talkin about wordle

[swift zinc]

Like how many tries

[ripe siren]

you guys talkin about wordle 3k or wordle

[swift zinc]

Wordle..

[ripe siren]

ok

[ripe siren]

Nice job sherlock we figured that out months ago

[coarse crescent]

Exactly

[odd notch]

World 320 hint: doh!

[elder quail]

I just joined

[coarse crescent]

Ok

[bright crane]

Okay

[fair sierra]

gunpowder

[coarse crescent]

Bro tesla -9%

Amazon -8%

And meta like -7%

Cloudflare almost -14%

Bad day

[hallow fog]

Vibing

I made +20%

[ripe siren]

im gonna blow up user's house

[raw badger]

..?

[ripe siren]

v

[sacred arrow]

379458ytbnh36485tbn9y6gh34t5968#1039 has been (auto) softmuted.

[ripe siren]

Bro username why you quit

Your the best don’t quit cause of them

Good thing that’s not really why he quit

[next reef]

nooo not 379458ytbnh36485tbn9y6gh34t5968

[steel wedge]

Nice model number

Serial number

[inland cairn]

I used the star code BACON lol

[ripe siren]

What’s good boys

[jade mist]

Hello

[narrow egret]

Hi

[brazen drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/639572979612909578/971949795847589918/The_flash_runs_on_his_own_lightning.mp4

no embed moment

[raw badger]

@proven heath @ripe siren guy who got softmuted bypassed

[steel wedge]

⚠️

[timber flare]

Bot is talking

[timber flare]

❌ 📛

...

No

[sour dagger]

sup

no

[swift zinc]

@ripe siren hi

Change ur name and pfp

Stop impersonating the bot

No buts

Then you will be kicked

You cannot be Carl here

@ripe siren 2 mins staring now

Yes

[hard peak]

So funny i forgot to laugh 😐

😐

[minor tiger]

Ho

*hi

[fair sierra]

🤓

[bright crane]

Okay

[carmine sentinel]

Jus say you got no friends dawg

[inland cairn]

One ping about me = name wrote on the death note

[next reef]

Gustavo Fring

[kindred peak]

when dead chat

[clever spire]

Hello

[bitter trellis]

deez nuts

[fast zephyr]

hi

[fast zephyr]

me bacon

[tired spade]

@vale scroll

Hi

[viscid leaf]

Dm if u have torpedo, beam hybrid, jb8 or arachnid

[fallen wharf]

@peak wharf that was the worst omg

i had to drive around for an hour starting at like 11 to pick up my sister

i had 2 hours of sleep and no caffeine

[somber egret]

ez, use autopilot

[fallen wharf]

i have a fricking jetta

[somber egret]

rip

dont newer ones have lane keep assist

[fallen wharf]

i have a like 98 smh

[somber egret]

so a beater

[fallen wharf]

i’m gonna get a different car eventually

i’m too broke rn

[somber egret]

get an ev at this rate

[fallen wharf]

cars are expensive

[somber egret]

gas prices only gonna go up

[fallen wharf]

no

gas prices are going down here

[peak wharf]

i would get an ev if charging stations were more available

[fallen wharf]

and worst case scenario, costco exists

[somber egret]

$4 for gas here 😬

[peak wharf]

same

[somber egret]

bruh i aint waiting 30 mins to get gas

[peak wharf]

its 4.29 at lots of places

[fallen wharf]

$3.72 711
$3.52 costco

[fallen wharf]

we don’t do that here

[somber egret]

i think i saw $3.88 at sams

[fallen wharf]

we instead just all hold the horn and see who leaves the line first

[peak wharf]

[somber egret]

get a train horn

[fallen wharf]

it’s a battle of who’s more annoying

[peak wharf]

also pepsi

look at my latest tweet

[fallen wharf]

i thought of doing it but uh

yeah i have a clean record for now

@somber egret what model of tesla do you have

[fallen wharf]

[somber egret]

long range y

[fallen wharf]

y is for yuck

[knotty sonnet]

[somber egret]

enough ppl want it that earliest available for new is in 6 months

and my config went up by like 8k already

[fallen wharf]

“eArLiEsT aVaIl nEw” haha funny

only news are avail

gl finding a used tesla in -22

[somber egret]

uhh

you'd be surprised

[knotty sonnet]

Isn't there an official market on Tesla's website for used Teslas?

[fallen wharf]

why are there two smiling bacons

this hurts

[knotty sonnet]

Oh, no.

[somber egret]

lol

[knotty sonnet]

@somber egret is imposter.

[somber egret]

no u

ur the imposter

[knotty sonnet]

No, u.

[somber egret]

im not sus

you are

[knotty sonnet]

I saw him vent guys.

[marsh heron]

user

[knotty sonnet]

OmegaLUL.

I'M NOT SUS.

HAHA.

[marsh heron]

challenger is faster than lambo

[somber egret]

you might not be sus but you arent working like you say you should be doing

[knotty sonnet]

What

[somber egret]

[knotty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/really-bruh-blink-blank-face-gif-12917060

[teal mesa]

hi

[knotty sonnet]

Ahhh.

I see.

Hello, @teal mesa :)

[teal mesa]

Hello

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @teal mesa, you have now leveled up to 5!

[fallen wharf]

user, the real question is

[teal mesa]

this place is not as toxic as i heard

[fallen wharf]

tesla or motorcycles @somber egret

[somber egret]

motorcycles are more dangerous

[teal mesa]

there are so much kind peoples here

[knotty sonnet]

A place is usually as toxic as you make it, my friend :) @teal mesa

[fallen wharf]

i’ve always wanted to drive a cycle but i’m way too lazy to go through MSF

[teal mesa]

peoples are exaggerating the drama

[teal mesa]

oh

[somber egret]

metasploit framework?

bruh thats ez stuff

[fallen wharf]

i mean, yeah, but assuming all gear and stuff, it’s typically okay

[knotty sonnet]

You may face disrespectful people but you reflect positively and it will look better than you think :)

What's the MSF?

[fallen wharf]

MSF = motorcycle safety foundation smh

[teal mesa]

Wow is that real user???

[knotty sonnet]

That's a thing?

Oh, is it required for your divers license?

[teal mesa]

and can anyone say why user quit yt? i really miss him

[fallen wharf]

also i feel like i’d lose my license on the first day i got it

when i got my drivers license, i lost it on the first day

not because of a law, but because i just dropped it somewhere

haha $25 + 7 days yay

[marsh heron]

look my dm

[knotty sonnet]

Bikes are relatively cheap to drive as well.

[fallen wharf]

definitely

gas would be less, plus the actual cost is much cheaper

[knotty sonnet]

Yeah.

[fallen wharf]

however, you can only drive them in good conditions

[knotty sonnet]

It's more dangerous though.

And you have to be more attentive.

[fallen wharf]

you don’t want to drive around in rain, or especially when the ground is wet

[knotty sonnet]

But I'm not gonna say it's bad, cause it's not.

You just have to pay attention and plan accordingly, that's all.

[fallen wharf]

i’m already more attentive than 80% of drivers

even without caffeine

[knotty sonnet]

That's good, make it a habit and you'll do good.

[fallen wharf]

if i were to record, i could show you that every driver here is on their phone

i’ve decided that i won’t be one of them

my friend was driving over to hang out with me, and he was on his phone - he learned the hard way

[knotty sonnet]

I understand if you're on your phone for something really really important, like actually important.

Or if you're on the phone to change a song (depending on where you are and what speed you're driving), real quic k. But you shouldn't text or pay attention to your phone for long otherwise.

[fallen wharf]

he didn’t damage any other vehicle or cause any injuries - he absolutely slammed into a light post and almost knocked it over onto a building

[fallen wharf]

i do use my phone in the car at times, but i always keep it to hey siri (or okay google for waze)

[knotty sonnet]

That's good, if you can do that.

I never got into the habit of doing that yet.

Depending on which car I drive I can usually just use the controls on the wheels.

[fallen wharf]

what cars do you have

[teal mesa]

user wont pay their editors and flamingo is mad at user and then flamingo paid their editors and i think user is embarassed

[fallen wharf]

cars later than 98 lmao

[knotty sonnet]

Like after 98?

[fallen wharf]

cars made after 98 smh

[knotty sonnet]

Just a Benz for now but I usually drive the new (2020-2021-2022) Volvo's and they're great.

[fallen wharf]

because that’s what i don’t have the luxury of

yet

[knotty sonnet]

Don't compare yourself to others really.

[fallen wharf]

another thing about upgrading my car would be insurance

[knotty sonnet]

Just invest in yourself man.

[fallen wharf]

bro insurance is insanely cheap for my current car, for my age atleast

[knotty sonnet]

What do you pay per month?

[fallen wharf]

my neighbor across the street is the same age but has a camaro and pays like 2-4x as much as me

[fallen wharf]

like in the $200s range

though it’s also not directly mine and my parents might secretly be covering some

[knotty sonnet]

You guys have expensive insurance in the US.

What.

[fallen wharf]

i just pay my parents, i’m on their plan

bro the average for 17yo males is like $500-700

[knotty sonnet]

Dang.

Insane.

[fallen wharf]

according to google atleast

[knotty sonnet]

What's an average salary there?

[fallen wharf]

i mean it doesn’t even cover that much

like

[knotty sonnet]

For your age?

[fallen wharf]

we’re at like $17 at mcdonald’s now

getting up there

[peak wharf]

federal min wage is 7.25/hr

[knotty sonnet]

How much per month?

[fallen wharf]

yeah but no one’s gonna pay that and expect to get or keep employees

[knotty sonnet]

That's so low.

[peak wharf]

my state min wage is still at 9.65 i think

around there

[fallen wharf]

i always just call mcdonald’s the reasonable minimum wage

[knotty sonnet]

American dream more like American Nightmare nowadays.

[fallen wharf]

it could be lower, but no one’s gonna work for lower than mcdonald’s pay

[knotty sonnet]

I'm starting to understand why you complain over there.

[peak wharf]

average is 20 hr a week part time so... 10 dollars an hour x 20 hours a week x 4 weeks

[knotty sonnet]

800/month?

[fallen wharf]

$10 an hour is a really low amount though mystic

[peak wharf]

im guessing us average is around 10 now

all states combined

[knotty sonnet]

You're all getting hustled in your own country, what.

[fallen wharf]

i’m not gonna ask you for ur exact pay, but is urs over $10?

it god damn better be

[peak wharf]

yes

[fallen wharf]

yeah like mcdonald’s here is $17

so ultimately $800 would be the BARE MINIMUM

[knotty sonnet]

We literally have factory workers earning $3000/month entry level here.

[peak wharf]

mcdonalds better than my college job lol. but then again, i didn't get much taxes withheld

[knotty sonnet]

Entry level.

No former experience,
No education.

[fallen wharf]

the reasonable about would be more around 17*20*4

[fallen wharf]

so like $1350

[peak wharf]

im guessing thats Denver only

[fallen wharf]

that is probably denver only

[peak wharf]

lol

[fallen wharf]

i’ve heard good things about denver’s pay compared to other places

[peak wharf]

the rest of colorado is probably like around 10

[knotty sonnet]

Do you live paycheck to paycheck?

[fallen wharf]

and you don’t have the hassle of everything we have in the US

[fallen wharf]

health insurance, car insurance, literally everything

[knotty sonnet]

I'd move out if I were you unless you're rich.

I know you can't, but you get me.

[fallen wharf]

i’m definitely not rich, but i can survive

work is honestly fun, i enjoy what i do

[peak wharf]

uh, you are still under your parents health insurance till like 24

[fallen wharf]

as someone who works customers at a fast food restaurant, you wouldn’t expect me to say that

[fallen wharf]

i know i’m just saying

what’s the 24 year old average pay though

[knotty sonnet]

Do they pay extra for it?

[fallen wharf]

would that still be the same

[peak wharf]

same rate

[knotty sonnet]

Ah.

[fallen wharf]

but also the part that isn’t paid- copays and deductibles

[knotty sonnet]

You guys really are living in the rat race.

I haven't realized until now.

[peak wharf]

actually i think its still 26 yr

[knotty sonnet]

But dang.

[slim panther]

Hi

[knotty sonnet]

Hello, Hello! :)

[fallen wharf]

so, in reality, if you have a kid on your plan, if they do need to use it, it will cost more

like when I broke my arm, i think my parents were on the line for like $1500

[knotty sonnet]

Ah.

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @knotty sonnet, you have now leveled up to 15!

[knotty sonnet]

WHAT.

[fallen wharf]

i don’t have that exact number ofc

[peak wharf]

https://www.dol.gov/agencies/ebsa/about-ebsa/our-activities/resource-center/faqs/young-adult-and-aca

[knotty sonnet]

$1500??

[fallen wharf]

it might be very much more or very much less

that’s my general estimate

[knotty sonnet]

That's free here.

Insane.

[fallen wharf]

yay the dept of labor website

[peak wharf]

whats your guys effective tax rate tho

[knotty sonnet]

30% but you can lower it to around 10-18% estimated.

[peak wharf]

for what bracket

[fallen wharf]

bro i would love to lower my tax what the hell

[knotty sonnet]

Up until $4000/month then you pay extra only for what's above it.

[fallen wharf]

calls the irs and just says “hey lower my taxes pls thanks”

[peak wharf]

pepsi. your effective tax rate should be around 10%

[half musk]

lol

[peak wharf]

or less

[fallen wharf]

calls the IRS hahah

[knotty sonnet]

It's cause the state borrows your money and then you get it back after a year unless you lower it.

[peak wharf]

12,000 standard deduction

[fallen wharf]

calling the IRS is harder than finding a funny discord user

[half musk]

being put on hold

[fallen wharf]

calling any government service here is incredibly hard

[half musk]

IM FUNNY

[fallen wharf]

the DMV, the IRS, literally anything

[fallen wharf]

no, you’re johan

[half musk]

shut up

[peak wharf]

30% at 50k a year?

[knotty sonnet]

No, that goes over the limit.

[fallen wharf]

now, don’t get me wrong- i’m not at all smart in this field, mystic should be the one to ask all the questions to

i’m still under 18

[peak wharf]

yea but you start paying 30% after 50k?

what the frick

[knotty sonnet]

Business owners that own an entity in the UK can take out £12,500 tax free as well.

[knotty sonnet]

No, you pay over 30% and increasing for anything it.

That's before tax reduction though.

[peak wharf]

huh?

smh

[knotty sonnet]

Is that Swedens?

[peak wharf]

uk

[grand meteor]

@fallen wharf

[knotty sonnet]

Ah.

[peak wharf]

US 2021-2022 filing single tax bracket

[fallen wharf]

what @grand meteor

[knotty sonnet]

So basically if I earn $5000/month.

I would pay 30% for $4000

And then 40% for the $1000 that's left over.

[grand meteor]

nothing

[peak wharf]

yea thats stupid...

[grand meteor]

pinging for fun

[knotty sonnet]

That's before tax reduction though.

So you get a lot back later on, unless you do tax reduction.

[fallen wharf]

ok

[peak wharf]

12.5k 0 tax right?

same here in the US

[fallen wharf]

earning $5k a month

[knotty sonnet]

That's only if you're a UK business owner.

[fallen wharf]

god damn

i gotta steal the sea hosting website

[peak wharf]

what about salary workers

[knotty sonnet]

They don't have that type of tax reduction.

In Sweden you don't have to pay tax until you earn $2000/year though.

[knotty sonnet]

Or maybe they do. I might be wrong.

[knotty sonnet]

$5000 is pretty average here.

It was just an example anyways. I'm not gonna leak how much I earn.

$1/month gang 😎

[ripe siren]

chnil for the love of god change ur name please

[knotty sonnet]

?

[ripe siren]

wow

impersonation pls ban @mods

[knotty sonnet]

I'm the real Mocha, what.

[ripe siren]

no

[knotty sonnet]

Yes.

[ripe siren]

mocha doesnt use grammar

grammar el cring

[knotty sonnet]

Okay.

[peak wharf]

i saw somewhere that effective tax rate is about 31%

[knotty sonnet]

Yeah, it really depends on where you live.

And your tax reduction.

[ripe siren]

@exotic hedge ban chnil inersonation 🧡

[peak wharf]

with tax reduction

[knotty sonnet]

31% with tax reduction?

That's a lot.

[peak wharf]

https://www.vox.com/2016/4/8/11380356/swedish-taxes-love

[knotty sonnet]

Yeah it really depends on your deductions. There's a lot of variables to account for.

@ripe siren

[ripe siren]

what

[knotty sonnet]

Wait till she sees it.

[ripe siren]

yo wait

if i swear it doesnt send anymore

[knotty sonnet]

?

[ripe siren]

chnil look at dns

dms

[peak wharf]

yea... my effective tax rate was about 10% and i wasn't happy about that

[knotty sonnet]

I have a girlfriend, sorry.

[peak wharf]

imagine effective tax rate at 50k a year was 30%

[knotty sonnet]

10% is good though, no?

[ripe siren]

same smh

[peak wharf]

yea but my income wasn't even that high

[knotty sonnet]

Ah.

But you have insurance and other stuff to accord that we don't have.

[ripe siren]

@knotty sonnet remember when i had to leave vc and u said "tell ur gf i said hi"

kekge

[knotty sonnet]

Yes.

Did you?

[ripe siren]

no

[knotty sonnet]

That's a bad friend.

[ripe siren]

what would i tell her

[peak wharf]

i'm still under my parents insurance and i don't need to pay other stuff since i'm not a home owner yet

[knotty sonnet]

Just say: Chnilsson said hi!

Ah, makes sense.

Real estate is pretty big in the U.S, no?

[ripe siren]

"hey a random swedish old man from discord told me to say hi to u"

[knotty sonnet]

What do you mean old man?

[peak wharf]

in some places, real estate is doing better i think

[knotty sonnet]

Can't you get into it?

Or your focus is somewhere else?

[ripe siren]

ur an old man

ur like 27

[peak wharf]

medical school is my focus

[knotty sonnet]

27???

[ripe siren]

yeah

[knotty sonnet]

HOW OLD DO YOU THINK IAM?

[ripe siren]

i just said

27

[knotty sonnet]

I see.

[peak wharf]

the fact that typical US med students end up with 200k+ in debt from uni is stupid tho

[knotty sonnet]

How old do you actually think I am?

[knotty sonnet]

That's insane, yeah.

Do you have to pay tuition every year?

[peak wharf]

tuition every sem

[knotty sonnet]

No way.

That becomes so much.

You exit a degree and you're in so much debt.

[peak wharf]

but then US doctors earn 150k+ a year so

it still takes people 10 years to pay off debt

[knotty sonnet]

Still a lot of debt.

That's so much.

[peak wharf]

i have 0 debt rn cause my parents are paying for my dorm fees and scholarships got my tuition cost for undergrad

[knotty sonnet]

Oh you got a scholarship?

[peak wharf]

idk how my situation will look if i get into med school. if i do well on MCAT exam that im taking in a week

for my undergrad, tuition is about 13-15k a year

and that is at a public university (in state)

private unis/out of state go up to 50k a year or more from what i've seen

[sour dagger]

lmfao

its the end of the school year

[peak wharf]

@knotty sonnet now can you kinda see why the whole, just work and you'll end up being successful doesn't fully equate in the US at this moment

[knotty sonnet]

I get the American Nightmare.

[half musk]

studying in america is tough

[knotty sonnet]

There's still ways of course but it's hard, I get that.

[peak wharf]

Not all jobs are rewarding for the effort sometimes

[half musk]

People say education is the way to success when you have such obstacles like this

You don't have that accessibility

[peak wharf]

Teachers earn 30-40k a year on average with a 4 year degree. Then there are health insurance, car insurance, house mortgage, utilities, etc.

[half musk]

the system really scares me for when I do go to college

[half musk]

teachers are a paid a little more here

but it's because the cost of living is higher here

[peak wharf]

US average is 30-40k I think

[half musk]

here teachers make between 52k-89k

but again the cost of living is high for my city

[peak wharf]

What's funny is that you can attend trade school and earn 80k laying bricks with 2 years of training

[half musk]

lol

yeah

[peak wharf]

And very little education cost

[half musk]

that's kinda my plan

[peak wharf]

80k is a good middle class income

[half musk]

my dad wants me to go to community college then transfer so I can be relieved of debt

[half musk]

it's just enough here in LA

[peak wharf]

Screw California

[half musk]

I don't know what my dads yearly salary is

but I do know where somehwere borderline lower middle class and middle class

[peak wharf]

You literally have homeless people in the streets and then silicon valley with the top 50 richest people

[half musk]

yeah

lol

that's the reality here

people romanticize this place so much they get a culture shock when they come

like what did you expect for everyone to be living in malibu with some mansion?

😹

[peak wharf]

Oh the walk of fame area just looks like a mess

I've been to LA

[half musk]

it is very much is lol

my mom hates it

[peak wharf]

LOL

[half musk]

i do to some extent

it has some cool places tho

so i'll give it that

like this old record store

[peak wharf]

I'm just gonna say, immigrating to the US is easier than being born in the US sometimes

If you have a needed skill set as an immigrant, you are set to work and live in the US

And the cost for getting that skill set is less than in the US

[half musk]

My parents risked it all to leave their countries and come here

no english, no money no nothing

[viscid leaf]

Dm if u have torpedo, beam hybrid, jb8 or arachnid

[half musk]

and now they have a home

in LA

[peak wharf]

And now you're screwed lol

[half musk]

my parents are amazing for that

yeah i am lol

it's either stay here for a bit longer in my life or leave to some other state

i know college is going to screw me over

the good thing is my dad said it's okay for me to stay here without any rent as long as i study

good deal, but by then i'd be an adult i should be paying rent

[peak wharf]

Yea... one thing I don't get about american culture is the whole "you're 18, you're on your own"

[half musk]

it's because you automatically become an adult and people expect you to be an adult

high school does not prepare us for adulthood

we have to do it ourselves being in the real world

anywas gn i could go on about how the system is screwed especially to minorities like me 🛌

[peak wharf]

Uh, I'm a minority too

But the system doesn't screw me....

[half musk]

I think it’s more based on your status

Im a colored latino living in south la, a neighborhood known for a bad reputation. I’ve met people who already have this perspective of me being a bad person just by the place I’m in (this isn’t systematic I just wanted to share it)

[peak wharf]

Yea...

I'm Chinese American

Completely different uh.... perspective

[half musk]

Tbf it has fixed itswlf

I mean back in like what the 50s 60s we had latinos here in east LA being punished for speaking Spanish and being told off to work stereotypical jobs just for their background

If it wasn’t for those kids stepping up and the civil rights movement our society would be very different

[ripe siren]

chinese?

[uneven tusk]

Singaporean chinese here

Didn’t know you were Chinese too tbh

[viscid leaf]

Dm if u have torpedo, beam hybrid, jb8 or arachnid

[solid timber]

I have torpedo and arachnid and jb8 if that was called Audi r8 earlier

😎

[steel wedge]

Singaporean “30%” Indian here

[steel wedge]

I don’t

[uneven tusk]

0_0 here

I’m not gonna dm u

[steel wedge]

I was a noob when the torpedo lvl prizes were available

[uneven tusk]

30%

[steel wedge]

30

[uneven tusk]

then are you eurasian

[steel wedge]

Because I’m born here but my parents aren’t

And I forgot my mother tongue

Because I don’t take it

[ripe siren]

u forgor 💀

[uneven tusk]

Why don’t you take Tamil in school?

[steel wedge]

I forgor 💀

Hindi

[uneven tusk]

ok whatever but why don’t you?

[steel wedge]

Doesn’t offer it

[uneven tusk]

are you exempted

[steel wedge]

Yep

[uneven tusk]

oh

I have to learn Chinese from young

T_T

[steel wedge]

I used to be able to write it

Now I can only speak but it’s basic

[uneven tusk]

Ur what?

Secondary?

Primary?

JC?

poly?

Uni?

ITE?

[steel wedge]

Yes

[uneven tusk]

Same

[steel wedge]

3

[uneven tusk]

I’m having my mid years next week

I’m having dinner rn because my sis eats early everyday

She’s in uni

[steel wedge]

Just had my mathematical paper which counts for 20% finals

[uneven tusk]

Bruh my mid years count for 35%

[steel wedge]

Mine’s in NUS

[uneven tusk]

Same

my sis is also there

[steel wedge]

Yooo

[uneven tusk]

Let’s talk in dms

This is too public

Unless you not comfortable?

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @uneven tusk, you have now leveled up to 5!

[steel wedge]

Me?

[uneven tusk]

If you want

[steel wedge]

Yeah why not

Send me a friend req

[uneven tusk]

ok but Ill be studying my maths

[steel wedge]

DMs are set to that to prevent spam

[uneven tusk]

I got an F9 because I slept halfway through

[steel wedge]

Very good

[robust leaf]

math

[viscid leaf]

Dm if u have torpedo, beam hybrid, jb8 or arachnid / beacon, tiger, pixel, blue pixel, orange pixel

[uneven tusk]

Why r u so obsessed with people that own those stuff it’s not like we’re gonna give it to u

;-;

[viscid leaf]

I have good offer

[drowsy mulch]

yeah

[runic totem]

why does user upload rarely now?

[rigid nacelle]

Figure it out

[meager fox]

I wonder why

[sweet estuary]

hi

[sacred arrow]

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