general

[stark summit]

especially since the devs dont care

[fair sierra]

im kinda getting back into it

i was getting spawn killed alot

[stark summit]

the thing that really threw me off were the physics

bro literally jumped 20 studs in the sky at one point

ladders are completely broken

[fair sierra]

i can be behind someone and they'd backstab me 🙂

literally someone is stabbing infront of me then it's just a backstab

i heard thats because of ping tho

[stark summit]

yeah

it is

being shot behind a wall still exists

[sly path]

It is called 'dungeons and dragons.'

[fair sierra]

Me being a level 260 in 2020 and still a level 260 in 2022

[latent brook]

ummm what

sub to my yt channel wilsavage12 pls

[sly path]

Beluga.

[stark summit]

i wonder if alan is still good

[sly path]

No way.

[fair sierra]

alan

[stark summit]

anyways i gotta finish 8 spanish assignements in the next 4 hours

cya!

[latent brook]

yeah beluga.

[fair sierra]

alan hasn't sent a single message this year 🙂

[latent brook]

galaxy

[charred tiger]

@fallen wharf unfortunate

https://www.gifyourgame.com/ChapelessPrincelyHelix

[stoic bane]

Hi

@fair sierra how’s your cat

[worn osprey]

me

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @worn osprey, you have now leveled up to 2!

[twin fable]

Would u rather have a corneal ulcer or glaucoma

[sly path]

Cheethabro.

[serene fiber]

Who else is an og here, I've been here for 4+ years

[shadow sonnet]

5 years in november

or somewhere around that time

i cant remember

[fair sierra]

ㅉ

[fervent path]

if mid 2018 counts as OG

then so am i

old users

[storm mesa]

true

[fervent path]

oh wow

@twin fable how are people from the past returning again

i swear i saw mxgic after a few years, now i'm seeing cheetha again

you probably have no idea who i am, but that username reminds me

[twin fable]

Do u have a old username

[fervent path]

this was always my username

[twin fable]

It kinda rings a bell

It’s just been awhile

[fervent path]

last time i spoke to you, was in the Jailbreak discord

not in this server though

[twin fable]

Yea I got banned from there like 3 years ago

[fervent path]

how come?

[twin fable]

I said something I can’t say in here😳

[fervent path]

from this server?

oh right

[odd notch]

@mental rune where are you

[twin fable]

I still talk to some og people

[fervent path]

check your mutual friends

then you'll probably see

[serene fiber]

Show mine

[mental rune]

@twin fable yo what’s up

[twin fable]

Hey Nero are u still a nerd

[odd notch]

Did you read Chnilsson's dms?

[mental rune]

i am a nerd

[mental rune]

yes, waiting for something else though

[twin fable]

Are u in college?

[mental rune]

end of senior year rn

almost in college

[twin fable]

Oh nice what u gonna do

[mental rune]

comp sci

[fervent path]

my guess is something in ICT

[twin fable]

Ooo

College ain’t fun!

[fair sierra]

i have been banned from jb discord for 3 years 🙂

[mental rune]

i’ve heard

[twin fable]

I thought it was parties I have no time to even party!

[mental rune]

lmao

[fervent path]

how come?

[fair sierra]

so

[twin fable]

Test after test 😡

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @twin fable, you have now leveled up to 2!

[fair sierra]

someone sent an embed twitter link

[fair sierra]

i didn't check it out so i also copy pasted the link

[mental rune]

that ain’t gonna be good for me

[fervent path]

your last message was in may 2019

[fair sierra]

turns out the account was a minecraft nsfw account 🙂

[twin fable]

I have finals in 2 days 😃

[fervent path]

dang bro

[fervent path]

good luck

[fair sierra]

and i got banned for it because i was dumb and didnt check the link

[twin fable]

Thanks it will all be worth it because next term we learn about exotic animals

[fervent path]

since when were embed twitter links even postable in the jailbreak server

[twin fable]

HAHAHAHA

[odd notch]

[fervent path]

unless you're in the regulars chat or something, you can't actually send twitter links in #general or #jailbreak

[fair sierra]

https://www.youtube.com/

[sacred arrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/485792200689713152/811978796097470544/How_to_Leave_a_Discord_Server.mp4

[fair sierra]

i think Dyno was acting up

due to the terrible servers they had at the time

[odd notch]

@knotty sonnet #general message

[fervent path]

man it took me 20 years to figure this out

[knotty sonnet]

@charred tiger

[fair sierra]

pretty sure it was around august or july 2019 this server went into lockdown constantly because dyno kept going down for a week straight

i remember when a crap ton of staff resigned in one day

[fervent path]

was active back then i think

[ripe siren]

when was that

[swift zinc]

I say we make hotbot public

[next reef]

The most useful information a BACON ARMY member could use

[stark summit]

the funny

[fair sierra]

BACON ARMY Staff Information:

BlueCircleArrow The administration team will handpick staff whenever they see the need for more moderators. The decisions are made based upon activity, knowledge, and the members overall standing in the server. BaconHeadPNG

warning Please do not ask or beg for staff. This will decrease or completely ruin your chance of ever becoming a moderator.

[knotty sonnet]

Please give me staff.

[fair sierra]

The ultimate funny.

[stoic bane]

Yup

@fair sierra how’s ur car

Cat

[stark summit]

BACON ARMY

[stoic bane]

POTATO ARMY

[fair sierra]

cat??

[stoic bane]

Yeah you have a cat

[fair sierra]

if i was owner this server would instantly be active

no i don't

[stoic bane]

You walk your cat each day

[fair sierra]

I am in your walls

[stoic bane]

I’m in your soul.

[fair sierra]

i have no soul

[stoic bane]

Well your skin

[fair sierra]

i skinned myself 🙂

[stoic bane]

I bought im a potato#4851 for $ 34,272,108 on March 26, 2020

[fair sierra]

Yeah I probably destroyed you on Fortnite Battle Royale that day

[swift zinc]

What happened this day

[stoic bane]

I won

[stoic bane]

Someone fell off their bed

Someone had COVID

[fair sierra]

nearly the entire staff team resigned

[stoic bane]

One was doing a COVID test

[swift zinc]

This is why I don’t be here

Ofc it’s broke_sims

[fair sierra]

this was a month before tb was removed

this was like right before the true chaos in june and the blm movement

it was a crazy time trust me..

[swift zinc]

Yeah but why did everyone quit

[fair sierra]

i am not sure

[swift zinc]

What’s the date

I’ll find the message!

[fair sierra]

may 19 2020

[stoic bane]

5/18/2020

[fair sierra]

in #exclusive-announcements

it's not that far up

[stoic bane]

Someone forgot to pay their bill

[fair sierra]

because nobody posts there

[carmine sentinel]

Bro sounds like the school principal when the devious licks trend was going around

[stoic bane]

@here I can’t I just can’t. I’m whitelisting the server from now on... you all had your chances and some 🤡 blew it for you all! Only people who are trusted can access.

[fair sierra]

@fallen wharf This you? (he got fired 2 months later)

[carmine sentinel]

He retired

[fair sierra]

No 🙂

[swift zinc]

Nothing happened that day…?

[ripe siren]

pepsi got fired?

[swift zinc]

People got promoted

that’s all

[stoic bane]

I almost got banned!

[swift zinc]

Good

[carmine sentinel]

Wait fr? Then he wont have the role

[carmine sentinel]

how

lmao

[fair sierra]

may 19 2020 in #exclusive-announcements

[stoic bane]

I SENT A WHALE

[swift zinc]

Oh I was looking at Mau 18th

[ripe siren]

JOIN VC NOW

[carmine sentinel]

dm me wut u sent

[ripe siren]

in wb

[swift zinc]

Let me look at 19th

[stoic bane]

#exclusive-announcements message

[fair sierra]

@swift zinc @swift zinc

[stoic bane]

@fair sierra no spamming (duplicate text)

[swift zinc]

Wth…

There is like 1.3k pages

ON THAT ONE DAY

Were mods posing nsfw or something😭😭😭

[stark summit]

??? what are you talking about @swift zinc

[carmine sentinel]

Yeah ikr

[ripe siren]

some types of nsfw are good

[fair sierra]

WHAT

[stoic bane]

Yes they were posting nsfw like a cat and dog

[swift zinc]

No Michael

[fair sierra]

oh yeah

they were referncing nsfw

like a LOT

[carmine sentinel]

Lmao wtf

[sour dagger]

wahsjkhgfawjkgflsahgsjklf

hi

[stoic bane]

Yes!

[swift zinc]

I think there was more messages on may 19th than all the messages I have here

[stoic bane]

Yeah we all said

What happened.

Chnil nero lots of people retired

[fair sierra]

april through June 2020 was INSANE!

[stoic bane]

Equinox became staff lead

[fair sierra]

you should've been there it was hilarious

[stoic bane]

Muhimur became server head

[fair sierra]

eq pinged the entire server once 🙂

[stoic bane]

I did too

Dw

[swift zinc]

I was in jailbreak

[fair sierra]

?alert

[swift zinc]

should’ve pinged me!

[sour dagger]

user is lurking

[knotty sonnet]

HAHAHAHAHA.

[knotty sonnet]

@odd notch

[stoic bane]

Wait can u ping @everyone

[fair sierra]

@odd notch remember this

[knotty sonnet]

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

[knotty sonnet]

@odd notch

[swift zinc]

I’m guessing they were a bad mod…

[fair sierra]

no

[odd notch]

I really called everyone "Daddy"

[swift zinc]

OH THAT WAS YOU

???!

[fair sierra]

bacon daddy was user's name at the time lmaooo

[fair sierra]

yeah

[knotty sonnet]

Yes.

[fair sierra]

he tried pinging user and instead pinged the verified role

[ripe siren]

UwU daddy

[fair sierra]

the amount of messages sent in one second

and the slowmode...

[fervent path]

chill on the NSFW?

[stoic bane]

@fair sierra DMs

[fair sierra]

dude it was genuinely crazy

[fervent path]

hasn't it always been completely outlawed in this server?

[ripe siren]

yeah

[fervent path]

well dang

[fair sierra]

nsfw references

[sacred arrow]

Michaelsoars17™#0001 has been (auto) banned.

[swift zinc]

Now we ping everyone and we get one perosn lol

[fervent path]

saying 'chill out on the NDFW' is an understatement

[stoic bane]

OMG NO

[fervent path]

why was he banned?

[stoic bane]

NO BRO

[swift zinc]

OMG

[stoic bane]

He’s perm banned

[swift zinc]

NO UNBAN?!

[fervent path]

how come?

[stoic bane]

CHAT

[swift zinc]

No like …

[stoic bane]

he’s perm banned

[swift zinc]

No unban today :/

[stoic bane]

He can’t get another unban

[fervent path]

my question is, why was he banned

wasn't michael an active here?

[swift zinc]

No false autoban today ….

[stoic bane]

None of ur knowledge

This isn’t the global news station like keemstar to give All knowledge

[fervent path]

ok

[fair sierra]

march 5 2020

the day of true chaos

this, the reason

[stoic bane]

That’s 2019

[fervent path]

i still remember TB

[knotty sonnet]

Thank you for the image, @fair sierra.

[fair sierra]

its 2020

[fervent path]

barely spoke in that chat though

[fair sierra]

Yes, I am the man who took this screenshot on that legendary day

[steel wedge]

@everyone

[fervent path]

i still remember merm setting their role to the 'Bacon Head'

[stoic bane]

@knotty sonnet you owe me@money

[fair sierra]

idiot LOOOOL

[fervent path]

old name before 'the unique owner'

[steel wedge]

Failed everyone nickname

[swift zinc]

It’s not…. False either

[fair sierra]

i was figuring out the date this happened and he gets banned

[swift zinc]

[fervent path]

why?

[fair sierra]

wtf not a link detect ban???

[stoic bane]

@stoic bane

[fair sierra]

dude probably said an auto trigger word

[steel wedge]

I wonder if he mentioned an extra g

[fervent path]

let me try checking for some older images

[fair sierra]

he's gotten autobanned so many times

[stoic bane]

I have an image of Andrew irl

[fair sierra]

all were false

[steel wedge]

I got autobanned for having an extra character

[fair sierra]

No sadly.

[stoic bane]

He is smiling

[fair sierra]

i Have your face though Lol

[stoic bane]

Send it

[steel wedge]

Andrew irl

[fair sierra]

why in general

[steel wedge]

Who is that?

[stoic bane]

I CANT DELEte it

[fair sierra]

nice photo its in my camera roll now

[steel wedge]

Lol

[charred tiger]

CHEETHA

[stoic bane]

Same for u

[charred tiger]

WTF

[steel wedge]

Cheater

[swift zinc]

It’s to late

[charred tiger]

ye

[steel wedge]

Photonical photography photocopied photonicinduction

[stoic bane]

I have ur face reveal Andrew

[swift zinc]

@charred tiger hbd

[steel wedge]

@andrew

[charred tiger]

lil late but ty

[steel wedge]

There’s no Andrew

[twin fable]

Hello

[charred tiger]

Idk why I still have this role

[odd notch]

@charred tiger Happy Birthday

[fair sierra]

that's my name lool

[twin fable]

OHH ITS CYAN

[knotty sonnet]

No?

[steel wedge]

Happy birthday

[charred tiger]

mods please delete this

[steel wedge]

Oh hi Zach

[charred tiger]

I’m literally in bed

[fair sierra]

No

I am under your bed

[charred tiger]

Ye

[twin fable]

HOW U BEEN

[charred tiger]

U needed me?

[charred tiger]

Lit

[steel wedge]

Muzkar

Muzskar

[knotty sonnet]

Hello, good old friend :)

[charred tiger]

Hey

😏

[stoic bane]

Chnil the shop lifter

[steel wedge]

🤨

[charred tiger]

bro…

someone ban this kid please

[stoic bane]

Andrew stop

SERIOUSLY

[stoic bane]

LMFAO

DUDE

[steel wedge]

ŴØŴ

[fair sierra]

Bro

Too far

[swift zinc]

@fair sierra e n g l ish only

[fair sierra]

Michaelsoars17 is banned this server has officially died.

[fervent path]

dang bro

been a long time

[charred tiger]

Who is michaelsoars17

[fervent path]

can still remember that being pinned at one point

[stoic bane]

Me!

That’s my alt

[steel wedge]

You forgot the ™️

[solid timber]

Happy Birthday @charred tiger!

[fair sierra]

No tm

[charred tiger]

It was 2 days ago but Ty

😁

[steel wedge]

@spiral orchidsoars17

[fair sierra]

quick reminder @steel wedge is legit AI

[swift zinc]

TheDiamondRoblox

[topaz helm]

NOOO

[stoic bane]

@kind shale

[solid timber]

Oh okay and np

[stoic bane]

I found Michael

[steel wedge]

That’s right, Jeffrey

[fair sierra]

Server has officially fallen off.

THANK YOU MICHAELSOARS17

[topaz helm]

BACON ARMY FELL OFF

[fair sierra]

WE SEE U IN MAY

1 MONTH

[steel wedge]

Unfortunately, the name’s Bacon INC

[fair sierra]

🤓 🤓

[stoic bane]

It’s bacon army

[topaz helm]

ratio unfortunately

[fair sierra]

W tbh

[steel wedge]

Fraction fortunately

[steel wedge]

Shutterstock

Ok free period ended

[fervent path]

@knotty sonnet

[pearl rune]

do anyone her plays expedition Antartica?

[fair sierra]

Chnilsson

[stoic bane]

Someone ban @fair sierra

He has a picture of me

[fair sierra]

dude had that same anime pfp for years

[fervent path]

how does he have a picture of you

[fair sierra]

New York

[fervent path]

how to leave a discord server

[fair sierra]

most useful discord info

[stoic bane]

It’s a joke

[fervent path]

ok

[stoic bane]

Yk Linus is 5’4

[fair sierra]

so hes taller than you

[stoic bane]

No

[odd notch]

You shouldn't be talking

[stoic bane]

I’m taller

[fair sierra]

Uh oh

[fair sierra]

bodied my idol 😭 😭 😭

[fair sierra]

bodied him 😭

[sacred arrow]

:storm_check: I've set your AFK: sleep. I’ll be back in exactly one week

[knotty sonnet]

LET'S GOOO.

[fervent path]

well dang

[stoic bane]

Don’t u got a moon pfp

[fervent path]

2 whole years later

[fair sierra]

I love moons

i saw canada man type

wonder what he could say

let's see his banger comeback

[stoic bane]

He’s writing an essay to his ELA teacher

[stoic bane]

Family friendly

[fervent path]

ah shoot i forgot

this isn't the regulars chat

[swift zinc]

Ok

Shoot

[sacred arrow]

:storm_check: I've set your AFK: SLEEP!!! I’ll be back in a month

[stoic bane]

Bro

?afk night

[fair sierra]

@swift zinc @swift zinc @swift zinc @swift zinc @swift zinc

[sacred arrow]

Skill210 is AFK: SLEEP!!! I’ll be back in a month - 1 minute, 41 seconds ago

@stoic bane, Skill210 is AFK: SLEEP!!! I’ll be back in a month - 2 minutes, 3 seconds ago

[stoic bane]

WHAT

[carmine sentinel]

Lets go!

No more skill for a month

Skill is not skill

[stark summit]

LETSSSS GOOOOOOO

oh shoot im also going to be gone for a month though

[stoic bane]

Me too

?afk for a month

[fair sierra]

why

[stark summit]

finals

[fair sierra]

oh

when's the finals

[stark summit]

first week of may until the last one

[fair sierra]

i have my finals like a week before the last day of school

[twin fable]

@somber egret are u gonna post on yt?

[fair sierra]

im gonna be active this entire week bc im on spring break

[ripe siren]

Bruh

[twin fable]

Lucky I’m on spring break next week

[ripe siren]

Why would you spend your entire spring break in a chatroom

[fair sierra]

you're even luckier

[twin fable]

U right

[fair sierra]

because i dont have anything better to do

[twin fable]

Get a life!

[fair sierra]

its not like im gonna be here EACH hour

[twin fable]

Nah u are u gonna be lurking

[fair sierra]

Maybe 🙂

[twin fable]

That face is creepy

[sly path]

🤓

[fair sierra]

🙂

[sly path]

Hic vivit fabula tua!

[sacred arrow]

:storm_x: Please mention a valid hex!

:storm_x: Please mention a valid hex!

:storm_x: Please mention a valid hex!

:storm_x: Please mention a valid hex!

[solid timber]

#bot-commands

[drifting saddle]

:dynoError: The AFK module is disabled in this server.

[junior elk]

volt bike is the best air vehicle

if you know, you know 😏

[timber flare]

I prefer the old volt bike

[sly path]

Old smosh.

[stable lance]

Who wants robux?

[river fog]

😈

[robust breach]

me

[stable lance]

First of all I don’t give robux to anyone who plays fortnite @river fog

[robust breach]

i dont play fortnit

[river fog]

why is my fortnite open anyways

[robust breach]

fortnite i dont play

[river fog]

i just booted up my pc

[sour dagger]

finals next week

havent bothered checking my book

[river fog]

ah damn

i just finished

[sly path]

Finals?

Already?

[river fog]

yeah

[zealous magnet]

can i spam

[sour dagger]

feel free

@zealous magnet

[stark summit]

finally done

[odd notch]

Finally done what

[half musk]

@fallen wharf time for you to be scared of kirby more, he works for discord

[sour dagger]

kibry!

kirbry

kibro

kirbro

[half musk]

What

[sour dagger]

yes

[exotic ocean]

hi

[ripe siren]

hi

hi+

h+++

ok

[sour dagger]

who hates me here im serious

[steel wedge]

@zealous magnet

[zealous magnet]

why

why you ping me

[compact moss]

Hi

[south jacinth]

hello

I am new

I love playing Jailbreak!

[steel wedge]

Because I pinged random

And I got a random guy

[south jacinth]

hello

I am new

[graceful iron]

Hello I'm 51

How old are y'all

[south jacinth]

uhh

reather not say

[graceful iron]

Why

Lol just kidding I'm only 14

[south jacinth]

personal reasons

[graceful iron]

Ok that's fine

[south jacinth]

i'm 3 years younger than you

[steel wedge]

You can’t use Discord.

[sly path]

Oh my lord.

[steel wedge]

14-3 = 11

[sly path]

Bacon INC members.

[south jacinth]

i'm jus gonna

[sly path]

I don't think one needs to share their age on discord.

I just find it that maybe one should follow the ToS.

@steel wedge

Audistin' de Nvidia H100? Et propositum Metaverse mundos digitales creandi (Mark Zuckerberg).

Te decet perfecte.

[steel wedge]

Huh?

[sour dagger]

exposed

himself

[wispy ingot]

out of the ordinary day

[wispy ingot]

agreed

[steel wedge]

W

[frozen talon]

my grandma got covid

out of nowhere

[steel wedge]

That’s not good.

[frozen talon]

when did i say It was

dude

ive been 2 years

trying to not to

[steel wedge]

It’s not a good thing.

Not you, the fact she got covid.

That’s what I meant.

[frozen talon]

oh

[topaz helm]

You’re already in the server

[steel wedge]

I’m already in the server.

[steel wedge]

?

Wdym carried?

[brazen drift]

support and move (someone or something) from one place to another.

[steel wedge]

Was this meme to be used when you were a baby?

[brazen drift]

uber didnt exist when I was a baby

[steel wedge]

Taxis did

[rough creek]

Very active chat

You can scroll up like twice and find messages since 12 AM

[sly path]

I am surprised how dead Bacon INC is getting.

Deleting is better.

[steel wedge]

Let’s scroll up twice and find messages since 12 am

[rough creek]

Bro my finals is literally on my last 2 days of school

[sly path]

I figure finals occur during the final days or weeks of school.

[steel wedge]

I did not find messages since 12 am

[steel wedge]

@ on

[ocean flame]

Hi

can anyone pwease help me in my contracts

[sour dagger]

LOL

why in an uber tho

[night bridge]

Rip this guy

That guy quit 4 good

[bright crane]

rip

[stark summit]

WHAT

[stark summit]

nah june for us is really chill

[drowsy mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/yeat-gif-24915568

[stark summit]

Delete your account

[drowsy mulch]

Why are you still here just leave no one wants you here

[stark summit]

Please destroy your router

[bright crane]

the parallax and the paradox

interesting, but not exactly revolutionary

[sly path]

Evolutionary statements.

[drowsy mulch]

I have planted a bomb in your basement

[drowsy mulch]

Just kidding!

[bright crane]

ok

[steel wedge]

Para

[ripe siren]

Yeah me too

[frozen talon]

I dont think i have any finals

[ripe siren]

Lucky

I mean we have like finals the 1st semester in December

You can skip 1-4 depending on your grade

And like during the spring finals in may the teachers sometimes don’t even have finals, or if they do sometimes its like really really easy

[stark summit]

naranja

[raw badger]

I have my first track meet today

Idk why I signed up for the 100 I’m slow

[steel wedge]

Apple

🍉

[frozen talon]

🍊 👍

[bright kestrel]

gonna spam rn

[solid timber]

gonna mute rn

[bright kestrel]

no

[solid timber]

yes

[solid timber]

[bright kestrel]

[solid timber]

lol

[bright kestrel]

[obtuse harbor]

.

[steel wedge]

Ok but what’s up with the orange?

Are you complimenting its vitamins?

[frozen talon]

you need context

[steel wedge]

Which is?

[frozen talon]

Hold on

Let me send Pic i inspired from

@steel wedge

[steel wedge]

But why are they giving it a thumbs up?

[frozen talon]

idk

[steel wedge]

Do they like the fruit?

[frozen talon]

idk

[steel wedge]

Ok

[brazen drift]

Ive decided to learn the carbon cycle now

tonight

[steel wedge]

I didn’t say that.

[robust leaf]

good luck

wait nevermind

it's the calvin cycle which im talking about

carbon cycle is basic

[steel wedge]

Car

[zealous fulcrum]

Who is getting ready for hell (school)

[steel wedge]

School ain’t hell for me.

[frozen talon]

https://youtube.com/shorts/hh-eyf2EOUA?feature=share

tequila

[marble estuary]

b

E

[fair sierra]

double mc chicken

[steel wedge]

I’m tutoring my friend who was hospitalised

She’s pretty smart actually

[stoic bane]

We love apple!

[fair sierra]

BIG EXPERIENCES

[bright crane]

big power comes with great power bills

[sour dagger]

tasted it once

I can eat like 3 burgers

only tried 3 so far

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @ripe siren, you have now leveled up to 6!

[fair sierra]

This Server Fell Off.

Michaelsoars17 Is Banned.

[peak wharf]

uh

[next reef]

NOO!! Michaelsoars17 was my favorite underage user!

[peak wharf]

bruh did he send another cdn or was it actually bad?

smh

[topaz helm]

was actually legitimate this time lmao

[peak wharf]

jeez

can't say im surprised

[sour dagger]

@michael

lmao

[fair sierra]

he said something hilarious

[magic forum]

Michaelsoars17

[ripe siren]

@ripe sirenhaelsoars17

wai hwat

where did he go

[peak wharf]

he's banned

[ripe siren]

💀

NOOOOOO

bruh

why

which mod did it

[sour dagger]

i know why

[ripe siren]

ok

which mod did it 😭

[sour dagger]

I'll explain hold on

his mom found out he was using her credit card

and

his mom contact skill

to ban him

[ripe siren]

skill.

it had to be skill

[sour dagger]

yes

[ripe siren]

his mom fell off

[sour dagger]

true

[ripe siren]

ok

[sour dagger]

its clearly skill

aaaand his mom checked his discord

and saw his little michael swearing

[next reef]

BACON ARMY members on their way to reply to old messages

[grim glacier]

Hello

[worldly kiln]

.

[cold urchin]

Can someone ne some bots i can use

[solid timber]

I don't know many good public bots but I can definitely suggest using @zealous iris

[cold urchin]

Already have it

[solid timber]

That's my favorite bot btw

Is it your favorite too 😊

[cold urchin]

Same its music searching is way better than hydra

[solid timber]

Great!

[cold urchin]

My server bots have went over the dam

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @cold urchin, you have now leveled up to 2!

[cold urchin]

There are 7 bots xd

And no one to use it on

Im upgrading it slowly

But its just dead

Bo one chats XD

[peak wharf]

@solid timber is totally not sponsored by StormDevelopmentz

[solid timber]

Lol

[exotic hedge]

This message is sponsored by Storm Developmentz.

My entire life is sponsored by Storm Developmentz.

[sleek locust]

Hey

Void

[fair sierra]

True

[coral plank]

anyone want nostalgia

[fallen wharf]

@half musk let’s go to pax east together <3

[half musk]

Yes lets go <3

[fallen wharf]

idk why

just to bully discord staff

[fair sierra]

ß

[half musk]

Pepsi i hope ur scared of kirby now

[fair sierra]

§

[half musk]

Or even more

[fair sierra]

Ə

[half musk]

Cause he now works for discord

[sour dagger]

kirby is cute

[fallen wharf]

i genuinely want to know if kids will go to the discord booth just to try to get their account unbanned

[fair sierra]

ΚΔΙΔΔΙΕΙΡΙΔΟςΕΠΤΛΧΠΔ

[half musk]

LMAOO

I wonder that too

The head of tns just standing there like 🕴🏽

[grim glacier]

Anybody tried to game on linux

[fallen wharf]

johan

[fair sierra]

노ㅕㅅ ㅕㅔ

[half musk]

Yes

[fallen wharf]

imagine having a nice, peaceful sleep

your eyes close, and the birds chirp

AND THEN PING

[half musk]

oh my god

[grim glacier]

Ah nah man

[fair sierra]

2019

[half musk]

Thats actually scary

Jump scare

[grim glacier]

Not the birds

[half musk]

Nightmare

[fallen wharf]

the message content is the worst part

[fair sierra]

ل

[fallen wharf]

you got a minute?

[half musk]

😟

Ysah thats like

😬

[fair sierra]

Ελληνικά

[half musk]

Right

[fallen wharf]

oh also imagine waking up and @half musk

[half musk]

Edited too

[grim glacier]

Left

[half musk]

😧

Kluk is actually scary

Kirby not so much

[fallen wharf]

kluk is just

kluk

[half musk]

Yeah seems legit

[fallen wharf]

don’t be bad and he won’t get in ur way

[half musk]

Fair

[fallen wharf]

oh also don’t bring up pineapple pizza

[half musk]

Lmao

Would never

[fallen wharf]

that’s very dangerous in DT

[half musk]

I figure

[fair sierra]

Pineapple Pizza mid in my books

[half musk]

True

Anything new from dtesters

[fallen wharf]

no

[fair sierra]

You Like Pineapple Pizza You Are Unloved

[fallen wharf]

i guess discord was just under fire for it

[half musk]

Mm

[fallen wharf]

like “omg you have a whole PR team and stuff but you pay no one!!!”

[half musk]

At least my bug approval is stil there

[half musk]

😭

[fallen wharf]

QA PR same thing

[half musk]

So how do i tell my parents i need to pee after being told to go before we left and we’ee in the middle of nowhere

[fallen wharf]

you wait

[sour dagger]

why are they scary

[half musk]

Yes

Immigrant parents are scary

[fallen wharf]

ur fine

just wait

[half musk]

You dont mess with them

[fallen wharf]

if not, you’ve got the highway

[half musk]

We’re on a dirt road essentially 🕴🏽

Never mind

We found road

[fallen wharf]

same thing

when I went from denver over to some remote place in Kansas to hunt, we’d always hold it the whole time

if we had to stop for anyone, that person needed to sing “Life is a highway” as soon as we got to the house

[fair sierra]

0

[half musk]

Literally me rn

And we’re driving by a beach 👨🏽‍🦯

Really testing me

[fallen wharf]

bruh are you going to or from mexico

[half musk]

It’s pretty

Im just driivng in mexico to another destination in mexico

[fallen wharf]

damn it

when will you be back in the states

[half musk]

Im not in the US until Saturday

[fallen wharf]

that works

final thing for coasters arrives today

even if we did get them to california literally today, USPS wouldn’t get it delivered until like next wednesday

[peak wharf]

Pepsi

Dms

[fallen wharf]

i will head to dms then

[rough creek]

Pre act sucks

[fair sierra]

Crazy

MAN UTD PLAYING 3-4-3 LOOOOL

[fallen wharf]

@half musk 1 or 2 stickers and 20 coasters ngl

why did i do this

[half musk]

What did you do

[fallen wharf]

uh

yes

[formal basin]

does anyone know if there is a discord bot out there which can send a dm to you if you react to a msg in a server?

oh wow, i'm unverified

[solid timber]

Just code a bot to do that lol

[formal basin]

i was going to do that, but I wanted to see if there was one that was already out there

[solid timber]

YAGPDB bot I guess

But it requires some coding

[formal basin]

alright

thx

[solid timber]

YAGPDB ccs coding is ten times more difficult than coding a bot in python to do that

[formal basin]

hmm

seems like coding my own would be easiest then

[solid timber]

Yeah

[fallen wharf]

dimbat

use js

[solid timber]

no

[fallen wharf]

it’s not deprecated either L bozo

djs is simple

[solid timber]

py is much more simple

[fallen wharf]

definitely disagree

[solid timber]

🤠

anyway

I gotta go sleep now- Byee

Have a nice day !

[tacit night]

i just joined hi myusernameisthis

[exotic hedge]

circle @zealous iris

[coarse crescent]

you too

[sacred arrow]

TheDiamondRoblox is AFK: Sleeping - 19 minutes, 47 seconds ago

[lusty anchor]

E

Ok

[ripe siren]

M

[brazen drift]

Teehee oops!

[fair sierra]

This is one of the most dominant performances I’ve ever seen from United. The players look motivated & the manager is showing why he’s arguably the best manager of all time. My 3 month old bro has even started singing Rangnick’s name! Back him and trust the process. We're United!

[sly path]

Manchester City is still number 1.

[ripe siren]

Bro the raptors suck this year

They keep losing their games

They lost to the 76ers yesterday, again

[fair sierra]

rarest W from galaxy

[rough creek]

Lmao

[fair sierra]

(apart from its oil money yes manchester is blue atm)

[rough creek]

Ok

[bright crane]

Ok

[ripe siren]

City > United

[sly path]

^

Even if Ronaldo is in United.

[ripe siren]

Messi > Ronaldo if you disagree im going to ban you

[rough creek]

Disagree

[sly path]

Major disagree.

Ronaldo > Messi.

[odd notch]

test

[rough creek]

W

[sly path]

W.

@rough creek

[rough creek]

W.

@sly path

[sly path]

Ok.

[ripe siren]

i can make orange rhyme with banana

oranana

someone ping me

just rq

@ripe siren

why

ok

[fair sierra]

ronaldo scored the same amount of league goals in one day than messi all season 🥶 🥵

[zealous spoke]

Messi is overrated

[fickle iron]

i have an aphte

[zealous spoke]

A what

[fickle iron]

aft

aphte

[zealous spoke]

What's that

[fickle iron]

a wound in my mouth

aphte

a bobo

[zealous spoke]

..

Boo boo

[fickle iron]

yes

[zealous spoke]

Stupid filter

[ripe siren]

asher man

add new acc ples

[ripe siren]

blocked

[zealous spoke]

😔

[fair sierra]

see you next week

[rough creek]

Banned

[rough creek]

Wb

[flat obsidian]

Hello

[twin fable]

Junior bacon cheese burger

[zealous spoke]

I want money

[rough creek]

same

[next reef]

@ripe siren dude

i need money

i need 69 billion dollars

@0176

[timber flare]

Noob

[zealous spoke]

!!!!!!

[river fog]

thats crazy

[next reef]

my reaction to that information

😱

damn you really know your cars!

[timber flare]

?

[river fog]

wow

[full parcel]

i am in ur walls

[ripe siren]

lmao

[zealous spoke]

Jesus im trying to sleep

[full parcel]

i will enjoy

im hampter

[full parcel]

what time is it there ?

its 2 am here

im trying to make my 30 pages math homework this mf gave us for 7 days of holiday💀

[zealous spoke]

1 am

[neon island]

Did user quit?

[steel wedge]

Omg hanter

[fair sierra]

crazy

[ripe siren]

YOU

happy birthday @acoustic lava

[fair sierra]

@acoustic lava hapy birthdae

[sly path]

@acoustic lava happy birth anniversary.

[fair sierra]

Nobody Loves You

[acoustic lava]

Thanks

[sly path]

I understand your concern but I wonder the same for you.

[next reef]

@acoustic lava @acoustic lava happy birthday!!!!

[fair sierra]

You Have No Females

[next reef]

YHNF

[sly path]

I don't need a girl.

[fair sierra]

We Can Tell

[sly path]

I need myself.

I am a narcissist.

[fair sierra]

No You Dont

No You Are Not

[sly path]

Yes I do.

Yes I am.

[fair sierra]

You Are A Nobody

[sly path]

I am myself.

[fair sierra]

You Are A Social Reject

Yes

[sly path]

You are a sociopath.

[fair sierra]

Nobody Loves You

[sly path]

I have a family.

[fair sierra]

Your Family Hates You

[sly path]

They do not.

[next reef]

You Have No Friends

[fair sierra]

LOL (laugh out loud)

[next reef]

XD

[sly path]

Ok.

I don't want friends, or need friends.

[next reef]

You Are Lonely

[fair sierra]

Because You Are A Social Reject

[sacred arrow]

galaxy#3903 has been (auto) softmuted.

[next reef]

LOL (Laugh Out Loud, Laughing Out Loud)

[fair sierra]

LOL WAI (laugh out loud what an idiot)

[next reef]

i love getting people muted!

[mental rune]

dodge moment

[fair sierra]

DODGE

[cobalt oracle]

doge

[fair sierra]

@swift zinc @swift zinc @swift zinc @swift zinc

[sacred arrow]

Skill210 is AFK: SLEEP!!! I’ll be back in a month - 20 hours, 5 minutes ago

[ripe siren]

happened to my dad like 2 weeks ago for his car

[rough creek]

@acoustic lava happy old day old man

[ripe siren]

he just parked the car

turned off the ignition and turned it back

and then it magically disappeared

[rough creek]

Ain’t no way

[topaz helm]

@acoustic lava happ birth

[bright crane]

@modest galleon I found a car

[ripe siren]

ur right.

nobody does love me

[odd notch]

@acoustic lava happy birthday

[ripe siren]

@acoustic lava you don't know me. but its for the best. happy birthday

[odd notch]

I've seen tiktoks of people putting tape over that yellow icon

[mental rune]

lmao

this has a stuck open thermostat

god i hate the winter

[ripe siren]

you mean spring

imagine still having winter

[odd notch]

We still have winter here

We were having spring until all of a sudden a blizzard and white out comes

And ruins it

[steel wedge]

Screw hot weather

We live on the equator

[sly path]

Oh my god.

Lucky Charms is in trouble.

[steel wedge]

@ebon heart charms

[sly path]

Not a joke.

[steel wedge]

Who are they?

[sly path]

The FDA is investigating lucky charms.

[steel wedge]

Wait

Is it the

The cereal?