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whatttt
im getting banned for this one arent i
you know you've lost when you use an insult from userphone 💀
Yeah
looool
Bread with fungus lmaooooo
Fungus
brain fungus
You do not need discord mod
:/
No
Like the Former US President would want to join a server full of 14 year olds as mods and trolling
and I’m gonna colonize mars
beetle take a joke challenge
I’m joking too
he definitely would
no sadly

and ima build a tunnel full of beetles
trump is my best friend and i know he would join this server
Why stop at trump tho
i can invite many presidents too
yeah
Recruit Joe Biden in Bacon Army
i have bill clinton on speed dial
And user should sell the server to him
obama would be down to join a server 70% of which are minors.
nah joe biden and trump will be a mini Presdiental debate here
All funds go to @ripe siren for support of manufacturing.
👎🏿
no.
Fortunately, yes
unfortunately, no.
agreed
My dads uncles best friends grandmas friends boyfriends childs sisters aunt is best friends with trump and she said she would get him to join by tomorrow
bring trudeau in here as well
hello y'all
I hate trudeau

Congratulations @peak wharf, you have now leveled up to 38!
Now you see ladies and gentleman
I have done something cruel
ima have a stroke reading that
so im not gonna do so
I have spoken against my country’s government.
how many stacks ems is that
atleast 1.5
But the cool thing is, I can speak freely about my country without fear of being decapitated, unlike in North Korea, where Kim Jong Un don’t care the slightest bit for his people
kim is my friend don't talk to him like that

no its 2 stacks and like 40 em blocks
yeah that
ur welcome.
x9 is?
Who likes lego blocks
oh well
well u cant sprint
only downside
Sure.
league of legs
already got 1,5 stacks of blocsk
🐒
doesnt matter if im afk at the farm
im just gonna do a few more raids and then im gonna go
i'd prefer doing raids manually than afk raid farms
it just feels lazy afk'ing something.
yeah i do them manually sometimes but
this is a nice solution for not doing that too much
true
not spending too much time
at least i didnt make a stacking farm
those are high tech fabrics
but like if i had a server and a lot of people were playing it like everyday, i would make sure like 4 auto farms would be there.
or 3
ight
otherwise ir would be way too op
dang it also gives lots of xp
dont u have a enderman farm?
Congratulations @ripe siren, you have now leveled up to 16!
salute to the endermans getting killed, because of them i levelled up.
triple basically
yep
im surprised tho actually, ur very active
level 64
while i lay in bed, listen to songs or watch youtube
ye lol
because i have nothing to do
i still watch way too many yt tho
its better rewatching
binge-rewatching smth.
not that much content gets released anymore these days
im gonna go for level 69 at least
gl.
then im probaly gonna go
ill probably be wayy inactive after level 52
i mean
minecraft levels
:/
but seeing as how i am rn and the state of the server, it'll take a long time
.
yes
no
so idk what to do with them
u can use lava buckets
uh just make a totem statue
surround it with double chests full of totems
or make a goal to get a specific number of totems
idk man.
lol
im not gonna count them 
way too much work
no just make a specific goal
dont count them
like a goal of
3 double chests of totems
or smth like that
woops
late
started a raid
u came in and then just dipped
i need to open league again smfh
alralr
at the farm tho
pogger
i keep falling down and starting a raid
Just do it, @austere plaza.
wdym
Open.
i am smfh
i shut my pc down
I am "smhf".
smhf
"You should buy our SEA-Hosting product."
I'm gonna get water in the meanwhile.
I am "smhf".
lmao.
k imma go
byee
alrrr
I was AFK.
I already accepted it.
LMFAO i have a leave ban @knotty sonnet
I can see that.
low prior q
How long
5 mins
will user go back to jailbreak on yt
no
Why did you leave? @austere plaza
gonna go play val
cba to wait for q thing to end :(
It will end if you play games.
ok
Jiwar#9129 has been (auto) softmuted.
Imagine getting muted in a dead server

he quit
Nice he quit
@mental rune i’ll give you $100 if this arrives today
Imagine being so low in life that you celebrate when someone else quits.
yeah 😔
@ripe siren let’s gooo dude
got in my new school’s leadership program
i now get a trip to catalina island, i’m coming for you @half musk
Hey guys
hi
Hru
Wait you live around NY now?
no
i still live in denver
that’s why i’m practically guaranteeing it aint arriving today
Oh so it’s coming from the distribution center here
yeah, gfuel
i’ve got 2 BOGOs arriving and my ocean potion is also out for delivery
Nice
bubble gum, another blue ice, classified v2, and strawberry shortcake
Damnnn
gfuel
nice, start a government
will do
i will make being a furry illegal
i will also make swearing allowed
i will also ban yash and galaxy
Your school doesn’t allow swearing?
no
except one does allow a bit
they never hear it + dont care
Wait did you ban turtle or kick him from ac
look annc, banned
Dope
Haha
Tell johan I said hello when you show up to his doorstep 
Hi
tree
@brazen drift ChEcK yOuR dMs RiGhT nOw
I never seen anyone be so excited for gfuel. Like ong
hi @fallen wharf
u forgot to capitalize the "t" in "teenager"
are u sure u would send that-
Sir that’s cool and all but is it really important information atm
Just tell us when you land
@sacred arrow is underage
Also is that the IPad Pro @ripe siren
CYYZ
un7edy8deybd62b3d3b
hello!>>?!?!??!??
I was putting on a screen protector rn and realized that I already had time to accidentally crack the screen
0.5 millimeters away from the camera thankfully 💀
I- what
lmfao
hello
Bro what
You forgot about Ana’s
Seems like a good deal
Probably a 2nd gen i5
2017 model
Hm
@rough creek everything seems like a good deal to you
yes
just like ur gf
She left you for me

I'm telling
you dont have her snap
or any other way of contacting her
you are all the way in florida
no im not
wait nvm i think i see you outside my window
🥱
one sec im coming down
going backwards now
Eric is about to make the exact same announcement
apparently user is now a dev for storm developments
he's kinda always been
Who do you think provided servers for the bots
user obviously
Mhm
im pretty sure the reason theyre not getting something like cloud hosting is because theyre probably not the best choice for hosting
unreliable
@peak wharf what happened to the discord bot competition?
Waiting for judges to start judging
finals coming up soon!
He didn’t learn web dev until very recently
Not a full dev but contributor like Veld yea
He coded the dashboard that just got released a few days ago though https://panel.stormbeatz.org
This guy uses Snapchat on blue stacks btw
dude I tried to send streaks i didnt have my phone
whats wrong with that
Everything
i dont see anything wrong with that
I launch it on my pc if im too lazy to go downstairs and get my phone
If being smart is wrong, then we're almost all wrong here. Expect a few people complaining about it.
But we can forget that.
This fortnite no building thing is weird
he made the panel
yes thank you for being the 3rd to reply with the same thing
He made the whole dashboard
sorry parallax
44.72882N -75.373828W
i didnt see it
DMC has staff apps open
probably going to shoot my shot
they dont use a google form though
they have this bot that gives you 5 MINS per questions
like imagine it
5 MINUTES WTF
what the hell do they use then
is it like through discord?
professional 👍
with a 13 hour cooldown if you fail
wtf lmao
i clearly failed
probably isnt worth applying if they have that
dank memer communtiy
and i have your ip address
loooool
Why do you wanna moderate another server
to be a stereotypical discord mod

that’s why I’m a 2018 retired discord mod
i am going to nuke all of usa china and russia resulting in the end of 3 superpowers
dont give cod any ideas man
too late
@exotic hedge @topaz helm @stark summit @rough creek @ripe siren i have your ip 🙂
i have your exact coordinates
what a hell
i have a secret tracking device in your car so when you go out i can track you down
demonic matrix confederation
dank memer community
oh
most unfunny comment trend ever
what
useful
why not
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@fallen wharf no copy and pasting please.
dear god
its not copypasta!11!
okay
i took the wikipedia page and typed it all by hand
i saw u type for 1 second
ur punishment for lying is 69 seconds timeout
that would be what we call a discord bug
🧐
bruh
discord is having a hard time
- timeouts result in crash
- pinging @half musk gives me a chat error
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@brazen drift cap or slap
the closest to money is him donating all that robux on our game
and stormbeatz premium but me personally, no
cant you not even devex though
hello
hey
❤️
hi peeps
@cobalt oracle
@high wagon
HI GUYS

bleep bloop
pings moment...
peep poop
stormer made you.. and you banned him how could you
@cobalt oracle i’m going to the weeknd as my first ever concert
wheere at
soldier field
yes
@cobalt oracle which one do u like
or 
1
:shes so funny
lol
Wth
lucky
the chicago one?
why wont it let me send stickers
yes
damn man thats sick
she's* ??!?!?!?
i know
they cancelled the houston one
im hyped
i thought about going to lolla too
dang this is like staff chat now
yes
July 24th
guys this is public staff chat!!!!
i was gonna go to a musuem in chicago but there was a nfl game that day where the bills won 41-15 against the bears
right after that
i wanna see doja and j cole
u guys just bypass slowmode.....
id love to go to one of his concerts
i wana bypass
Congratulations @viral musk, you have now leveled up to 4!
wow level 4-
i joined yesterday
im so hyped i love his music
imagine i reach level 5 today
i would go to kanye’s concerts if he sung old kanye songs
why is this server not like sound's server
that'd be pretty cool too
because it isnt sounds server
no im talking like active chat
that server is active
like im sorry but i hate donda
all the time
donda was pretty good imo
bc this is bacon army, home of the cancelled
nah
wish this server was like that and not ded
not the best obv but not the worst
i hate the gospel type
that seems reasonable
because we had drama and now that the drama has happened the server died off and now revamping to a community sevrer isn't even worth it
i like when it was about rapping on the streets
religious ethan
yea
the gospel style also stuck out to me while listenin to it
kinda weird for kanye to do that SO much
i saw user being kinda rude to Jva creates
he's had like mild gospel references and stuff but donda was a whole lot more
and a major change
mr west has lost it
Top Kanye Songs:
- Power 2. Devil in a New Dress 3. Homecoming 4. No Church in the Wild 5. Hold my Liqour
where you think my pfp came from
I aint get this for free
I'll give you a hint
homecoming p good
@barren dove
HOLA
TRINITY
hi bob what should i add to my server?
ETHAN
hello friend
this chat will die in 10 minutes
who r u
i call it
how are u
im here tho
IM GREAT
GLAD TO HEAR <3
idk yet seems pretty good to me
we’re talking about music
im new ok?
i love music
me too
also @barren dove why do u scream so much, you broke both of my ears
welcome then ! <3 hope you enjoy the server let me know if you need help with anything or you can open a support ticket #❓support
i already did lol
because shes in love with me
WAIT
get me a ticket
im in love with @azure robin
SORRY :(
i thought you were fr going
fair enough
WHAT THE-
i wish omg
who is glitched person
NSFWWWW
looks all set for now
wat abt roles?!?!?!?!
my wifey
human*
juman
yo ethan what do you run in xc
STOP
how old r u
LOL
5ks?
This is about to be insane.
i actually retired
75503
like no joke
dang
i just did not like it anymore
any reason why
😞
oh cool i'm 696969
ohh
retired
years old
and i didnt have time
so close to ur age
i wanna retire
same
i hate the new coach
me too
I wanted to retire cause of my old coach
i hate the new coach fr
verified role is enough unless you want level roles
why do u scream so much
like practices ran too long and i just couldn’t mentally stand them only caring about certain people so i quit
i do
why not
I just pulled an awesome prank where I just LEAKED the USA nuclear codes (This means I will nuke all of earth resulting a wipeout of the human population including me)
prosome
um it hurts my ears
that man ran the track facility and program like a drill sargeant
ok does mee6 have levels enabled
ill get u ear plugs
no i want ercane
i need u to dump claire and marry me @cobalt oracle
like 6 HOUR WEEKEND PRACTICES for PRE SEASON
no need it already broke
that dude needed to chill
then we get benefits for being husbands
ok invite and let me know when you're ready for me to make the roles
😞
what kinda of benefits
aren't u inside the server?
he was overworking us so im not surprised we got 2nd every time
what am I gonna get 🤨
🎉
i think i can make by my self
lets adopt a kid and get more ben.
YES
waht the
whattt
then we can lock it in the basement
crazy
shh
they aren’t supposed to know
are u both married @high wagon and @cobalt oracle ??!?!?!??
yes
no
yeah they are
2 yes and 1 no
i divorced him ages ago
he cheated on me with claire
who are u with now
😞
#staff-shipping
and you cheated on me
damn discord
Shipping is cringe sadly
LOLOLOL
lies
homebreaker man
seems like ill get unbanned next year
getting a girlfriend is a waste of time tbh
yo
fav channel
or move
most based ba member????
**IN My opinion **
no
remember when we had that one bot and there was excessive shipping
its only a waste of time if you dont use it correctly
@azure robin is it?
person below is smart
@cobalt oracle
:(
person below gets something from me
k
I can’t ever get one cause no one wants to date an ugly computer nerd like me 👍
LOOOOOOOL
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HOW DARE YOU
ok i'll try again
yeah
💯
me too man
person below gets something from me
nitro
Lol
LETS GOOOOO
ethan is probably cheating rn
let's like confuse these ba mods and drive them insane
no
i am living in your walls sadly
computer science enthusiasm gets you no girls man
im single
already insane
TRUE
congratulation on your nitro! do u want me to send in your dms for you?
thats why im not majoring in cs
cant relate
😎
i leaked usa nuke codes (i will nuke your town)
What about engineering
drip
yep!
DRIPPY
Walgreens
my boy made it
Nice shades
thank you
grandpa
like I said @fair sierra
shut
@barren dove check ur dms
terms of resignation are still on
yeah ill engineer a bot that gives me your coordinates

yes?
i have hacked russian frequencies sadly
terms of resignation are still on
I hacked the Chinese government sadly
...
No need
Dad already got his phone hacked cause he clicked a fake canadian gov link so the hackers have everything including our exact address
No se
i have hacked the united nations sadly
daamnnn
They did all the work for ya 👍
I GOT NITRO!
nice
guys i gave @barren dove free nitro!!
brother no way
He got his bank account paused atm cause the hackers were spending money
NO WAY
oh right i forgot about the fake can gov link i set up
whatt
lemme check the info i got
WOOOO
i mean if it happens I will resign
lolol
if what lol
You were the mastermind behind this whole plan…
I will actually delete discord if it happens
i coded the link too
if what
he gets a girl
we were talking about it a few weeks ago lmao
good luck
bff stands for
B- Backstabbing
F-Friends
F-Forever
if any of the retired staff or 50s got a gf they would uninstall discord
if what happens
so sad
You were both part of the plan!!!
fun fact they made the link from my website and I have their info 
hmmm I see
ok
that's the challenge, he needs to be a discord mod as he progresses on getting a gf
z I found out my ban reason
im skilled person
gm
@somber egret who is your girlfriend
beautiful
i banned you
wouldnt it be funny if
@fair sierra @stark summit and every other level 50 left this server causing it to ultimately fail completely
pay day
theunknownteenager is def straws alt
yeah
pay day
where trin
you just noticed?
me, a level 270: 
nah I think thats my alt
no im not
actual payday 💯
HII NOVA
gone
no actually me and @stark summit use his account so we can steal your info
HI TRINITY
You must be getting lots of moni rolled in now
HOW ARE YOU
with your boyfriend
sad
What are you gonna use it for
oh damn
and @fair sierra is my alt account def
😳
missing important lessons cuz Covid
totally
Buy a 3080 and send to me 
I confirm this statement
i'm not lol
thatd be nice rn
I have conversations with myself
I arrived in the perfect time
do u have 1
all the time
what
Got a new phone aswell
Congratulations @sour dagger, you have now leveled up to 26!
yes i do :]
my phone is huge
GG
i never level up
Funny how a lot of us call this server dead but it’s quite active rn ngl
We did it bois
aw cant u find the lessons online?
idk how
Bacon army is revived!
That's not how it works here
after some time it will be ded again lol
same
But it's fine!!!
level 50s after seeing an innocent person whos family was just brutally murdered get banned for sharing his thoughts and feelings
are you smart
I spent the whole night doing bug bounties
HAHAHAHA
watch the vid
explain @brazen drift
watch the video you'll see
HAHAHAH
Everyone respect me
me realizing we could have been friends with messi if it werent for one simple screw up
stay inside and get more bounties
and more sets
I won't
sigma
its sus
i hate u
I like your memes magic man @fair sierra
im also doing pull ups when im not in school
Maybe bacon army isn’t so bad after all!
i wish i had friends
good stuff nova
I hit 22 pull-ups 🙂 but that's because im small
Go outside and make friends then
i have no friends except 1
ok
Find people with common interests
no i have alot of outside friends
i'll say school friends i have alot
thats sad
on discord i don't
doom eternal fans when the only thing they can rip and tear is their size 20XL shirt

The fog is coming. The fog is coming.
We will all perish.
I hope only u do
good memes
good people
will i get banned if i stream doom eternal??
Online friends aren’t really much to be upset over tbf
They aren’t like irl friends who you can actually trust and share things with
yes
not sure
perfect
most likely due to the goryness
hm?
What hm
death threat you will be BANNED!
oooof
imagine u getting banned
I've already experienced that
has a level 50 ever been banned
yes me
i wouldn't recommend streaming Doom Eternal
if I get banned then I blame it on nico.
yes me
Not the nicest footage to watch.....
i'm 100% sure im going to reach level 5 today
One time I mentioned senior us senator wanting putin assassinated and people said I was making a death threat
Family guy in high quality
ive blamed it on him once
HELLO?
Congratulations @viral musk, you have now leveled up to 5!
finnaly
bob duh
level 5
congrats
what do u get as level 5
cap
tf the slenders gonna do
not a death threat because those are facts.... was it skill210
call their daddy
I got banned for saying die
yes
I agree with that
what els can they do
bruh i had just logged in and seen someone say "die" and someone replied "youre gonna get banned for that" so I jokingly said it too
Nah some people in chat were saying that I was gonna get banned for that
"die"
funny part is I was the only one banned
I'm gonna get banned someway with these videos
i almost did
how many warnings do i have
the parallax incident of 2020 (the CTG intro)
I got banned for a video once
honestly now that I think about it I should have
i get banned i bring down @stark summit @brazen drift @ripe siren @viral musk with me
once or twice or 3 times idk
the genius peak incident
That’s what I said first then just kept adding on to who it came from and that
lmao i remember that
what did theunknownteenager do
yes
they just got here
i got a question
he gladly accepted
Seems like some misinterpreted it lol
call me cactus
ok cactus
it is on my "about me"
@ripe siren how is ur CS program going
@everyone join up
im a potato incident july 21 2020 (death threats)
YOOOOO invite me
inv
ur gonna get warned for advertising and attempting\ to ping everyone
||it is fake :(||
rip
aww :[
ill make a new one
yes
the difficult part is getting past the activity filter
I got banned cuz discord thinks am under aged
if the server gets past basic activity levels then were good


