general

[marble moon]

Just kill the conversation :smoothtroll:

[stoic bane]

mornin

BRO WHAT

[night jacinth]

@ripe siren too advanced for u

[robust leaf]

guys go star

[exotic hedge]

why

[ember wing]

e

[exotic hedge]

why is that your ipad gallery

[robust leaf]

i wanna be on starboard 🥺

[robust leaf]

Because it has Apple classroom installed

so if teachers remote into my iPad that will be what they see

[exotic hedge]

LOL

[stoic bane]

done

[stoic bane]

dead chat

[ripe siren]

a wow

I’m actually hurt

[ripe siren]

hmmm

“You should live happily!”

[sour dagger]

He can just create a tractor that's nuclear powered and tow Russian tanks

[shadow sonnet]

i dont think thats how nuclear power works

[snow adder]

Bacons suck

I mean user sucks

[sour dagger]

Tbh I don't think so either

Im just making up things that's from my brain

[snow adder]

F user

X 100

[shadow sonnet]

elon is just a billionaire with a huge ego

tries to be relatable but fails horribly

[zealous spoke]

His twitter is something else

[fair sierra]

X100!

[worldly kiln]

.

@snow adder user isnt bad anyway

[ripe siren]

ANAS

UR IN BIG TROUBLE

@storm mesa

[sour dagger]

Anas being in trouble part [COUNTLESS]

[brisk yacht]

@empty hound sleep

[brisk yacht]

What happened

[austere plaza]

@brisk yacht add me when?

[brisk yacht]

"Redox sent a friend request"

Hmm

[sour dagger]

@austere plaza add me when

[austere plaza]

ive had one outgoing for like 3 months

[knotty sonnet]

Awesome.

[austere plaza]

literally just removed and sent again

[brisk yacht]

Ill be honest with you
99% times i am on pc

[austere plaza]

ok

but accept

[brisk yacht]

And pc gives no notification on friend requests

[sour dagger]

why is my pfp default

[austere plaza]

ios

[brisk yacht]

Whys your name IceSaac

:ConcernedFroge:

[empty hound]

u

[brisk yacht]

No dyn you

[empty hound]

You

[sour dagger]

my classmate named me icesaac

[brisk yacht]

I have like 10 hours left before anxiety hits

So sleep @empty hound

[brisk yacht]

[sour dagger]

dynextra since when have I added you

[empty hound]

Sleep in those 10 hours

[brisk yacht]

No

[empty hound]

I'm not sure

[brisk yacht]

I'd rather stress if i passed or not in that time

[exotic hedge]

@ripe siren supercell now thinks im rich

[brisk yacht]

[empty hound]

Lame

You should get sleep instead

stress ew

[brisk yacht]

Its a cover so i can try discord-modals

Shh

[empty hound]

¿

[brisk yacht]

@acoustic lava have you seen discord-modals

[sour dagger]

modals

[brisk yacht]

Currently not fully in the discord.js api

@empty hound

Basically that

[empty hound]

Woah

How do you get that

[brisk yacht]

Slash command

[acoustic lava]

I have

[brisk yacht]

Lemme get the link

[sour dagger]

#BanAdii

[brisk yacht]

Its my friend

[empty hound]

Poor adii

[brisk yacht]

And light

[sour dagger]

poor adii 😔

[empty hound]

What

[sour dagger]

Discord drama 101

[empty hound]

[brisk yacht]

If you post your face once

[empty hound]

I'm sleepy

[brisk yacht]

Its too late

Your fault

[empty hound]

I will post my face and then say oops

[brisk yacht]

@empty hound @acoustic lava
Currently using this
https://www.npmjs.com/package/discord-modals

[exotic hedge]

@acoustic lava remember weky

[shadow sonnet]

i hate discord drama!!!!!!!!!

[sour dagger]

this is why I'm never doing a face reveal

[brisk yacht]

Isnt that the

[sour dagger]

20sec until im gone

say ur last words

[brisk yacht]

I remember it

[acoustic lava]

I wonder what this is

<#773644848128983060 message>
<#773644848128983060 message>
<#773644848128983060 message>

[exotic hedge]

you should tell me

[acoustic lava]

This is actually so cool

[ripe siren]

ye its a bot config webpage

isnt it?

[empty hound]

Stormbeatz W
Configure St
Hello, M

[shadow sonnet]

its me taking full possession of all stormbeatz files and assets and becoming the ceo effective immediately

[brisk yacht]

Can i not get my token logged muh

[empty hound]

Interesting

[exotic hedge]

StormBeatz W

eb Dashboard when?

[shadow sonnet]

stormbeatz under my leadership will be AWESOME

[exotic hedge]

i know right!!!

[brisk yacht]

Will it support a funny site @shadow sonnet

[shadow sonnet]

yeah

[brisk yacht]

[shadow sonnet]

for my first new feature!

[brisk yacht]

#DolphinForStormBeatzCeo

[shadow sonnet]

stormbeatz will now have a built in NUKE OPTION where you can DESTROY SERVERS with it!!!!!!!!

[acoustic lava]

It doesn't say StormBeatz Web Dashboard

[shadow sonnet]

WOW!!

how awesome is that!!!!

[exotic hedge]

sadly

but it should!

[empty hound]

I know what it is

[exotic hedge]

me too

wait dyn tell me

[empty hound]

No

[exotic hedge]

i am forcing you to

[empty hound]

Oh

[exotic hedge]

you have 5 seconds to dm me all info you know

[empty hound]

Uh oh I'm slow

[exotic hedge]

okay i give you 5 mins

[empty hound]

I'm going to sleep in 5 minutes

[exotic hedge]

you have 4 mins then

@empty hound do you want to buy me clash royale bundles

i will let you not give me info if you do

[empty hound]

Do you think i have money

[exotic hedge]

uh

sell your house

[empty hound]

It's not my house

[exotic hedge]

just do it

[empty hound]

How

[exotic hedge]

idk

go to the supermarket or smth

[rancid willow]

Did user quit yt?

[exotic hedge]

yes

[rancid willow]

Really?

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @rancid willow, you have now leveled up to 3!

[exotic hedge]

yes

[rancid willow]

I heard about the drama, but I thought stuff would return back to normal

[ripe siren]

any future plans on making a web console like dyno or mee6

[empty hound]

@brisk yacht sleep

Goodnight

[exotic hedge]

@empty hound no

give me the info

🔫

[empty hound]

I'm sorry I'm asleep

[exotic hedge]

wait so are you sorry or are you asleep?

i dont understand

[empty hound]

I sleep

[ripe siren]

how is this a dream? in lucid dreams tech becomes broken and malfunctions.

[exotic hedge]

wut

[regal star]

no i actually talk in discord servers during my dreams

[empty hound]

I am a discord moderator in my dreams

[shadow sonnet]

hook my brain up to the discord machine to talk to people in my dreams

[acoustic lava]

We'll see

[ripe siren]

alr

[empty hound]

Is the second screenshot for toggles and stuff

[acoustic lava]

Is it?

[empty hound]

Oh wait

Maybe it's the custom stormbeatz thing

[acoustic lava]

I wonder who's working on it

[ripe siren]

either you, stormer or veld

[empty hound]

No it's prosome

[acoustic lava]

Ehh

[austere plaza]

whos veld

[acoustic lava]

Veld isn't involved in this

[ripe siren]

ohh ok

[empty hound]

That's really interesting

[exotic hedge]

stormbeatz api

[empty hound]

I should've checked before

[stoic bane]

😂

[knotty sonnet]

Hello guys

You should join VC.

[ripe siren]

bonjour

[sacred arrow]

Rebec_az#9844 has been banned.

[stoic bane]

wait

[knotty sonnet]

Join, @stoic bane.

[stoic bane]

im on my streaming pc rn

[knotty sonnet]

Join on your streaming PC.

[ripe siren]

haha noob looser hahahahahah

[swift zinc]

@stoic bane

[ripe siren]

LMFAOAOOAAO

[stoic bane]

bro

[ripe siren]

@fallen wharf join general vc

[stoic bane]

WHAT ARE MY TEAM MATES DOING

[ripe siren]

POGGERS

[swift zinc]

Michael you are not afk

[latent spire]

noob apex player

[stoic bane]

they didnt even shoot

[exotic hedge]

hello fellow bacon army members

[stoic bane]

when there was a team

i killed 2 players by my self

[exotic hedge]

do you want to make a business proposition

[latent spire]

ranked or casual

[ripe siren]

join vc

[exotic hedge]

give me your money

[ripe siren]

i already spent 25$ on you yesterday

[exotic hedge]

i am currently trying to rob you

i do not think it is going well

please do not call the police

[ripe siren]

• calls 911 *

[exotic hedge]

[swift zinc]

@exotic hedge

😡😡

[exotic hedge]

???

[swift zinc]

I was going to yell at you

Then you left

[exotic hedge]

loool

L

[stoic bane]

hes too scared to be yelled at

[exotic hedge]

• broccoli gangster

[ripe siren]

@fallen wharf join vc

[stoic bane]

guys what food should i order

[swift zinc]

I don’t sleep

[stoic bane]

wow

@knotty sonnet the shoplifter!

[ripe siren]

discord support has really reached its peak man

[swift zinc]

Honestly

[ripe siren]

paul, that absolute legend

[ripe siren]

Turning into roblox staff

[ripe siren]

bro hell nah

its way better than u think

How so

they've been way faster now and way more fertile with all the solutions

[swift zinc]

I think it’s fine @peak wharf if someone complains tho then maybe

But I think it’s fine for now

[coarse crescent]

@peak wharf hello :)

[ripe siren]

just hope u dont run into dante when ur contacting discord suppoet lmao

[swift zinc]

I asked a question one time to them and they didn’t even get close to what I asked

it’s like they just emailed me a completely different topic

[ripe siren]

who was ur discord support person

[swift zinc]

Uhh

[ripe siren]

mine was paul, the einstein genius he is.

[swift zinc]

IAN

[coarse crescent]

paul is a legend

i have paul too atm

[ripe siren]

whats ur discord support ticket abt tho

[fair sierra]

it's still alive?

[coarse crescent]

public and private servers

[ripe siren]

ian is a foreign mod as far as im aware so it might be weird to him.

[fair sierra]

thought it shutdown

[coarse crescent]

my server is kinda glitched

[knotty sonnet]

It's Rewritten.

[ripe siren]

or he hasnt been translated properly

[fair sierra]

oh

[coarse crescent]

wdym

[fair sierra]

thought the rewritten version shut down

[ripe siren]

there are discord support people from india sometimes

[fair sierra]

i haven't played rewritten since 2019

[ripe siren]

such as dante

[coarse crescent]

@knotty sonnet iirc, 7 before, stormer got mad about us spamming starboard so changed to 69, changed to 10, 8 now

[swift zinc]

How do you know….

[ripe siren]

a tech guy told me all abt it

[swift zinc]

who

[ripe siren]

Guys I’m wondering
Should I 100% assassins creed odyssey or should I just have the main storyline completed and say I got my money’s worth

[swift zinc]

You know the discord staff

[ripe siren]

hes from dyno's server

[ripe siren]

dude i have way more support tickets than u think

[regal star]

100%ing a modern assassin's creed games would take you like 70 hours

[swift zinc]

Interesting

[fair sierra]

œ

[knotty sonnet]

70 hours is farily small.

[ripe siren]

like 50 support tickets or smth less than that

[regal star]

not for a single player game

[ripe siren]

I have 120h on the game.

[fair sierra]

spilling for president of the world

[coarse crescent]

@peak wharf dont ignore me i have a question its not about the bot competition

[regal star]

yeah

[fair sierra]

True

[ripe siren]

😐

[knotty sonnet]

It's an okay amount but it's also how much you think you play on a daily basis.

[coarse crescent]

ehm

well

what happened to aedus its offline now

[regal star]

the most i can take out of a single player campaign is around 20-30 hours

[coarse crescent]

i mean we know about the drama but since when is the server down

[ripe siren]

random things happen and sometimes it'll be all lost to history.

so expect that for sure

[coarse crescent]

yeah fair

[coarse crescent]

yep

[ripe siren]

But that’s just what steam counted…
Apparently there was a chunk of that 120h I spent in the pause, main menu, settings, etc. because ubisoft connect counts like 60h playtime

[ripe siren]

60 hours?

thats like half of what ur actual playtime is wtf

[coarse crescent]

@ripe siren you're sounding like a 9y/o ngl

[ripe siren]

Ubi connect only counts game time you actually spend in the game

[ripe siren]

wait I DIDNT KNOW YALL IN VC

Steam counts all the time the game is running

[coarse crescent]

oh yes we are

lol

[ripe siren]

alr gonna wait for it to die then join

maybe idk

[ripe siren]

Yeah looks like I spent a lot of that 120h idle lol

[coarse crescent]

hi pepsi

[ripe siren]

u just sat in a chair for 120hrs in a game

(no lazarbeam references btw)

Lmao

[stoic bane]

going to see batman

[ripe siren]

where u gonna see him

I bought the game last year

[stoic bane]

my house

[ripe siren]

In steam summer sale

[ripe siren]

in which room

I saw uncharted instead of batman

I wanna see batman too tho

okay he refused to answer that question

fair lmao

[golden drum]

i got so bored

[ripe siren]

well thats good for u

...maybe

[golden drum]

is it good

i lasted like 38 hours

[coarse crescent]

@fallen wharf @knotty sonnet isnt it pixels slash inch like p/i

[fallen wharf]

it's just said as psi

which for some reason means "pixels per inch"

[ripe siren]

per inch.

[coarse crescent]

yeah but pixels per inch also like pixels slash inch

[fallen wharf]

i mean

why the s though

just say p/i

[ripe siren]

p/i way more simpler than psi

[coarse crescent]

like meter per second is also m/s but its weird tho like psi and not p/i ye

[ripe siren]

what.

[fallen wharf]

but m/s is not the same this as msi

[ripe siren]

its ms/

[fallen wharf]

meters second per

WOW CHNIL

[coarse crescent]

lol what

pi is infinite

[ripe siren]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[coarse crescent]

a meter is actually

a measurement of oxygen

[ripe siren]

okay.

[coarse crescent]

@knotty sonnet is colorblind?
\

[ripe siren]

if thats so, why hasnt nitrogen and carbon dioxide got its measurement units yet?

hm?

[fallen wharf]

nitrogen is measured in seconds

[nova onyx]

true

[ripe siren]

carbon?

[fallen wharf]

oh my god its mubs

[fallen wharf]

millidecaseconds

[nova onyx]

ye

I still exist

[fallen wharf]

imagine not being able to know basic stuff like that

[ripe siren]

that almost made me struggle reading that

[fallen wharf]

milli / deca / base

[coarse crescent]

psi is a measurement for weight

[ripe siren]

ik that

[fallen wharf]

no it is a measurement for time

[ripe siren]

Well I mean
It’s just heavy grinding pretty much

[coarse crescent]

if we just say it is, and force people to believe it they'll all think its true

USSR

[jagged quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

[golden drum]

il ove assassins creed

[ripe siren]

yeah im totally under that position for sure

Stealth kill after stealth kill, raiding fortresses, killing cultist members, ship battles, yada yada

[ripe siren]

jeez chill out man

take a breather for like 5 mins

Alright lol

Btw @swift zinc i found a funny clip of a war movie with super fake animations, am I allowed posting it

[swift zinc]

Uh if it’s not breaking any of the rules

[coarse crescent]

@knotty sonnet do you have a good connection with myusernamesthis also known as smiling bacon

[ripe siren]

There’s blood in one part
Is that like not allowed

[ripe siren]

uh is it like

ehhhh

[knotty sonnet]

Who?

[ripe siren]

nvm i cant take the risk

It isn’t super gory

[coarse crescent]

the owner of this "server"

[ripe siren]

thatts what i wanted to say

[coarse crescent]

no im serious atm

alright

[ripe siren]

Plus you could tell the blood animation is fake easily
The movie had a really low budget

[ripe siren]

500 dollars

Not that low lol

[ripe siren]

69.42$ actually

[coarse crescent]

im just still trying to learn about like web development and like web dashboard and that guy just made one in 12 hrs 💀

[ripe siren]

no

[ripe siren]

2590.25 dollars

[coarse crescent]

@somber egret

check his twitter

[ripe siren]

Here.

That’s the movie lmao

It has really fakey exploding animation and stuff like that

85$ was the movie budget

[coarse crescent]

okay chnilsson you're hired for the crab developments team

[ripe siren]

Appears

85.0 dollars

[coarse crescent]

nothing

just like everyone else

yeah tell it

[ripe siren]

and u say 500 dollars is not that low

😐

I didn’t think it would be below that lmao

[coarse crescent]

i mean i know js and stuff but i just keep struggling with like variables that cant be shared with like tokens and passwords and stuff and like just keep getting errors cause webjs isnt node.js

[ripe siren]

I actually thought like a couple thousand

[kind pilot]

a

[ripe siren]

i thought it was like 5 grand

They have a 2D heli animation in the film

It’s amazing

[ripe siren]

meanwhile action movies:

And a guy shooting an ak47 out of a window while driving a helicopter

Comedy gold

oh thats totally realistic

Indeed

[coarse crescent]

i just need these three things:
-know how to do server side things, like the client can't see
-use node.js in like that server side things
-discord oauth2 to login and get servers and stuff, just the login and authorize part

[ripe siren]

yeah just drive a heli, whip out a gun, shoot some people, and somehow survive driving.

Lmao

[coarse crescent]

like i could make a website with buttons and stuff, but i just cant make it like actually do something

[ripe siren]

its not even like war or anything, its a driving test at this point

Better than any hollywood movie man 👍

[ripe siren]

u could just do function on those

right?

oh wait.

[coarse crescent]

yes, but you need somehow to not send like passwords to the client and like import an npm package, thats the node.js part

why am i?

wait @knotty sonnet what did you say i couldnt hear it

ehm, it just doesnt have files on it

so it gives 404

¯_(ツ)_/¯

yes i am

its more just to test out cpanel and its abilities

tho how can i make an alias subdomain for another subdomain?

just like clc.luckiecrab.nl and crazyclown.luckiecrab.nl

serves the same files, from 2 different domains

yeah subdomain alias

just my current one, but i wanted to test it with luckie-crab.site

alright

custom sharex domains?

i just have cdn.luckiecrab.nl

like that https://cdn.luckiecrab.nl/i/Discord_Nn1wCkuxwt.png

pepsi has 9 he says

it costs money for you to register them, right?

and yearly

[ripe siren]

this dude litteraly became alone

[coarse crescent]

@knotty sonnet

but yearly too right?

how do you become that

website.cd sounds good

crab developments

does the cd extension exist>

ye

i got .nl cause it was 11 cents for the first year cause its a dutch company

and cheaper than .com too

i found a .com domain for 800k/year 💀

[exotic hedge]

okay

[coarse crescent]

i dont remember

company?

[fickle iron]

why u talking to urself

[ripe siren]

We are in vc and luckie is using the chat instead of voice

[fickle iron]

oh

[coarse crescent]

?

.black exists wtf

.guitars wtf

[sacred arrow]

Spec#5881 has been (auto) banned.

[wispy ingot]

haha

new nickname phase

[coarse crescent]

omg lol

yeahh

nah i dont lol

why under 18?

[exotic hedge]

what

oh nevermind

i see

luckie just unmute yourself and talk

its so easy

[coarse crescent]

sadly no

[exotic hedge]

why is everyone something along the lines of "REAL BACON ARMY"

[coarse crescent]

@knotty sonnet who decides that a company can become a domain registrar like registring names for free

ooh

yeah thousands millions

[stoic bane]

why not

[coarse crescent]

oh in that case can i get 1k

i could buy a nice pc of it

and do more development

and advertise sea-hosting more

[swift zinc]

I’ll take $200

[exotic hedge]

i will take 3 dollars

so i can buy an awesome supercell bundle

500 wild common cards and 25k coins

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @exotic hedge, you have now leveled up to 70!

[exotic hedge]

okay

[coarse crescent]

chnilsson why https://cdn.luckiecrab.nl/i/chrome_sPnhSWuIfS.png

i actually dont have paypal

nor stripe

nor fund balance

i dont have a credit card either

oh i do have a bank card

[exotic hedge]

then how did you buy a website

[coarse crescent]

i use online payment

like my bank app

scan a qr code

[exotic hedge]

ohhh

[fair sierra]

ddr4

[ivory swan]

yuh

[coarse crescent]

it dont think my card has a cvc

[brazen drift]

@exotic hedge abusive

[exotic hedge]

@brazen drift i cant hear you

[coarse crescent]

LOL

[exotic hedge]

speak up

[brazen drift]

i wonder why

[coarse crescent]

he is surpressed

[brazen drift]

you're not in the call, thats why

[exotic hedge]

ohhh

[coarse crescent]

@knotty sonnet i bought it at mijndomein.nl, yes trusted its an energy and website company quite big here in the netherlands, and i could just use my bank app from a dutch bank and scan a qr code

[fickle iron]

im drinking my panaché like a true american country man

[coarse crescent]

no i dont i should get it

[exotic hedge]

beer and 7 up

@fickle iron ginger ale better

[fickle iron]

no

[fair sierra]

ginger ale sounds doo doo

[rough creek]

I started it

[coarse crescent]

@ripe siren thats my text

sea-hosting is my partner

i need to advertise it

[brazen drift]

@knotty sonnet datstrawkid.com

[coarse crescent]

@knotty sonnet you recommended ssd2 right

cheap ssd

[rough creek]

Russia sanctioned Hilliary Clinton

HILLARY CLINTON

[coarse crescent]

i dont spend money so how am i gonna save it

[rough creek]

Clinton hasn’t held a government position since 2014

[coarse crescent]

is it easy to do that/

[brazen drift]

oi!

[wispy ingot]

vvvvvvv

[marble moon]

PB

[regal star]

russia should sanction me

[wispy ingot]

.

[wispy ingot]

russi will financially struggle with war

[regal star]

no they should sanction me

[wispy ingot]

same thing

[fickle iron]

good

[regal star]

yeah they should sanction me

[fickle iron]

but rip thé people

[rough creek]

I got sanctioned

[coarse crescent]

this is a problem

@brazen drift how

bro its a 44 mil country

omg this is bad

[regal star]

unfortunate

[coarse crescent]

you probaly just dont remember

bob you need to go to school more

[rough creek]

wait is bob is 16 but sounds 12

[fair sierra]

The Entire NATO Has Sanctioned Me

[coarse crescent]

its not depressing its worrying

[wispy ingot]

@exotic hedge i understand why you used to simp for valorant skins sage is lowkey hot

[exotic hedge]

...

[brazen drift]

i was sweeping and i kept walking away from my mic

[wispy ingot]

but i know you secretly simp for cypher

[exotic hedge]

no

[wispy ingot]

sage is blonde

[austere plaza]

yoru>

[austere plaza]

no?

[brazen drift]

NOT Y'ALL SIMPING OVER VAL

[rough creek]

mid\

[wispy ingot]

well that south korean blonde one

[exotic hedge]

what

[brazen drift]

@rough creekcan i call you ace

i dont wanna mispronounce your name

[wispy ingot]

riot need to make their games ugly

[austere plaza]

thats jett and she still isnt blonde

she has white hair

[brazen drift]

y'all making me wanna play valorant

[cyan flax]

Why hasn't user uploaded in so long?

[brazen drift]

he quit

lol

[cyan flax]

Really?

[rough creek]

idc

[somber sierra]

no

[rough creek]

ez

[brazen drift]

LMAO

[mental rune]

average american

[rough creek]

i couldnt spell the rest

[swift zinc]

Is red what you didn’t get?

[ripe siren]

yes

[brazen drift]

💪

[coarse crescent]

nooo chnilsson

[brazen drift]

id show my missing countries but there are some african countries out there that im not too proud to say.

[ripe siren]

i got 155

[fair sierra]

you should be able to spell Egpyt

can someone send me the link to that

[ripe siren]

https://www.jetpunk.com/quizzes/how-many-countries-can-you-name

[coarse crescent]

how many states does us even have actually

[austere plaza]

50 iirc

[fair sierra]

50

[austere plaza]

^

[coarse crescent]

how w as i correct

[fair sierra]

thanks

[peak wharf]

ez

[peak wharf]

LOL

https://www.jetpunk.com/quizzes/name-world-capitals
@ripe siren

try this LOL

[coarse crescent]

61 wither skeletons / 4 skulls

decent luck

had better

[austere plaza]

wait the capital of australia isnt sydney

[brazen drift]

no its canberra

[austere plaza]

my life is a lie

[brazen drift]

i remember asking my mom

i missed washington D.C.

[ivory swan]

geography

[shadow sonnet]

so easy...

[peak wharf]

bruh

[brazen drift]

you def cheated look at your time

[shadow sonnet]

it isnt inspect element but i did cheat

[magic forum]

no he just types really quick

[shadow sonnet]

i mean uh

yeah

im just a fast typer

[magic forum]

he’s rocking the 5000wpm

[wispy ingot]

just abt to be a millionare

[magic forum]

Definitely not, adam

[wispy ingot]

coded a dirty website that costs £2 to access automatically converts to users country currency and £5 vip

[wispy ingot]

ik

hate myself for it

[magic forum]

who would want to access it though

[peak wharf]

https://www.jetpunk.com/quizzes/fast-typing-to-hundred-quiz

lol

[magic forum]

i’ll do that soon

ping me in 5 minutes

[wispy ingot]

i tried it

[brazen drift]

how's that word allowed

[wispy ingot]

and i also made a roblox cheat £5 for perm access and £2.50 monthly for better anticheat

[wispy ingot]

coc

[austere plaza]

bro playing with fire

[rough creek]

52

[shadow sonnet]

@wispy ingot can you not use that word please 🙂

[rough creek]

No

[shadow sonnet]

so easy...

[brazen drift]

LEGIT KILLED TOP 2

[austere plaza]

@brisk yacht val main?

[rough creek]

Ray

[austere plaza]

what

[austere plaza]

???

[ripe siren]

dirty?? like nsfw?

or not good looking web design?

[broken gorge]

K

[fair sierra]

chocolate milk

[primal galleon]

respect

[ripe siren]

@fallen wharf how do i use slew mode in msfs?

[fallen wharf]

y

then f3/idk keyboard, i use my joystick

[ripe siren]

i got stuck on top of some companys buildings roof

[fallen wharf]

go into settings > control settings > keyboard then search "slew"

[ripe siren]

kk

[ripe siren]

ima handout in just chillin vc in all chat

@night jacinth

[rough creek]

Shio
Ray shioo

[night jacinth]

@Arksoke#3252

What's up

@ripe siren

Sorry

[ripe siren]

Check dm assist me

[night jacinth]

I'm busy bro

[ripe siren]

Be un-busy

Alr I can wait

🙂

@ripe siren hiii arksoke ❤️

[ripe siren]

Omg hi

Teach me to be a giga non dry person

hi arksoke

Hi

Non dry?

What

How do I start conversations bow

[exotic hedge]

same

i am very awkward

[ripe siren]

hey babygirl

I could help you guys since im a kinda people person

[exotic hedge]

thank you michael

[ripe siren]

are they ur gf or bf?

[ripe siren]

np

no

[ripe siren]

HELP

go up to random women and say "hey babygirl"

[next reef]

no way it's KzatsVonHohenstaufen

[ripe siren]

I tried that and they ran away

Wait arksoke did you get a girls number?????

Holy

[next reef]

woah impressive

[ripe siren]

alright thats something I would say, prob get arrested for saying it to a random person

[ripe siren]

Offensive

Answer me arksoke

I didn’t. I’m arksoke

Goofy

Woman yes or no

No

L

😔

[ripe siren]

@exotic hedge can help you guys but I wont be avalible today or anytime this week or next week since im on a vacation

Mmm okay

[next reef]

My favourite expert in world peace

[ripe siren]

@exotic hedge HELP

How do I speak to woman

You kinda seem a bit different when you can't be racist

[exotic hedge]

it is sad how i have a gf but i still suck at talking to people

[ripe siren]

Anyway arksoke give me some background

[rough creek]

2 years apple 2 freaking years

[ripe siren]

Ain't no way a woman want you 💀

[ripe siren]

opiset for me

[next reef]

Even sadder that you moderate BACON ARMY

[exotic hedge]

[rough creek]

slow down your in middle school

[exotic hedge]

not really

[ripe siren]

Oh I just wanna talk to any woman

[rough creek]

it’s a it

[ripe siren]

Romantically?

[ripe siren]

Yezs.

[ripe siren]

oh it a man ahhh I see

Well arksoke are you black

No

[next reef]

Why would you ask that question

[rough creek]

Lmfaoo

[ripe siren]

He just wanted to know yk

Ok then you have no chance at getting women sorry

But you can try

Bro ☠️

[rough creek]

or be skinny and have good hair

[ripe siren]

no perm

[rough creek]

Bro this is bacon army

We need to slow down

[ripe siren]

How do I try

It was a joke

[rough creek]

nico is typing your ban as we speaking

[ripe siren]

Nico please sir!!!

I've been banned around 5 times

[rough creek]

Yes really

[ripe siren]

for jokes

[rough creek]

Same

[ripe siren]

Ok so here arksoke

Be friendly but not weird

Okok but

What do I talk about

[rough creek]

Sadly he’s in the bacon army discord server

[rough creek]

Fortnite

[ripe siren]

No that fails ;(

[exotic hedge]

@ripe siren what interests you and the person youre trying to be friends with

[ripe siren]

he wanna be more than friends nico

Yeye

[exotic hedge]

okay

what interests you and the person youre trying to be friendzoned from

oops sorry

[rough creek]

[ripe siren]

LOL

[exotic hedge]

what interests you and the person youre trying to date

[rough creek]

No need to be personal nico

[ripe siren]

No you got it right the first time

I give up

[copper dune]

a

[exotic hedge]

no no no

think of something

[next reef]

What are common interests with you and the person

[exotic hedge]

^

it is not hard

[ripe siren]

Idk

[exotic hedge]

if you do not know stalk them for a couple of days

[ripe siren]

Are you both ugly, got a big chest, no friends, etc

[exotic hedge]

just cover your face

why so specific

[next reef]

KzatsVonHohenstaufen 😡

[ripe siren]

ain't no way

[exotic hedge]

LMFAO

[ripe siren]

Well I don’t know so I’ll do this

This guy can say it but not me

[exotic hedge]

you should just say her hair is nice then

[ripe siren]

Then I’ll come back

Wow ok..

[exotic hedge]

can you not

[rough creek]

Example: find there TikTok orinstagram or vsco account

[exotic hedge]

• that was 2018

[ripe siren]

sorry nico sir!!

[exotic hedge]

its okay

[exotic hedge]

wait im joking

[ripe siren]

Arksoke I think women like compliments a lot

[next reef]

HeyItzAnas MOMENT

[exotic hedge]

im going to get arskoke arested

[ripe siren]

Noted

Some staring also works

[ripe siren]

Oh

[rough creek]

Not if you look through there instagram and TikTok

[next reef]

yeah go tell a women they have nice hair

[exotic hedge]

smile at them

[ripe siren]

Like some girl stared me town for like 5 minutes straight

[exotic hedge]

look them directly in the eyes

while speaking to them

[rough creek]

Amas is 2018

[ripe siren]

What is BACON ARMY talking about now

[exotic hedge]

dating advice

from me

[next reef]

🙂

[ripe siren]

Lmao

That’s funny

[rough creek]

Dms

Dating advice should be a #exclusive-chat exclusive

[ripe siren]

Arksoke, you must observe the woman and her reactions. If she doesn't say "thank you" or return a compliment then she a

[ripe siren]

dating advice will take place anywhere but there

[rough creek]

disrespectful lad

[ripe siren]

Okok

yes a disrespectful lass

I don’t know any woman, can you guys start from there instead

[exotic hedge]

im sorry what

do you not have someoine you like

[ripe siren]

No

[exotic hedge]

then why are we habing this convo

[next reef]

no B's?

[peak wharf]

Are you saying you don't know any women in general or someone that you aren't interested in

[next reef]

No female companions?

[ripe siren]

Because I was bored

[ripe siren]

Bahahha I don’t know any woman in general

[exotic hedge]

did you at least learn anything

why

[next reef]

💀

[ripe siren]

Yes thanks to you

[exotic hedge]

i think you know moonie

[rough creek]

“I got a girlfriend on accident because I was bored” 101

[peak wharf]

Moonie is a girl but ok...

[ripe siren]

Oh yeah

I meant irl

[exotic hedge]

i said it first mystic

elephant

why do you not anyone thats a female in real life

[ripe siren]

Because I’m sad

[rough creek]

it’s easy to make female friends

first be friends with a girl

[peak wharf]

I have female friends

[rough creek]

Then that girl introduces you to her friends

[exotic hedge]

i have multiple girlfriends just dont tell them im cheating

just kidding

[ripe siren]

It’s not that hard

Girls are people too

Just talk to them 🤷‍♂️

Girls are machines

[rough creek]

Man if I can swear here

[ripe siren]

I swear they have no emotion

[exotic hedge]

man you cant

[fallen wharf]

pete baker sounds like an NPC name

[ripe siren]

😭

[fallen wharf]

Go chat with Pete Baker to buy some bread.

[rough creek]

Pete

[exotic hedge]

that is not true

[rough creek]

Me and pete go way back in Compton

[exotic hedge]

during 5th grade my girlfriend legit had a breakdown because she forgot her homework at home

[fallen wharf]

girls are actually fake

girls actually do not exist

[exotic hedge]

it was crazy as heck

[peak wharf]

Why do boys on discord treat girls like they are another species????

[exotic hedge]

^

[rough creek]

so like 2 years ago?

[exotic hedge]

almost 4

[rough creek]

I’m a female

[topaz helm]

woman

[rough creek]

it’s camid

[next reef]

last year???

[topaz helm]

Midescril

[ripe siren]

In the future wtf nico

You lying!

[exotic hedge]

no im not in 6th grade genius

[rough creek]

yes u are

[ripe siren]

Cause they don’t bother getting off that damn machine and going to talk to them

[peak wharf]

Oof

[fallen wharf]

honestly, i don't like society's norms

[rough creek]

says a guy typing on a machine

Sent from my Apple Watch SE

[golden drum]

W

[fallen wharf]

what is a machine

never heard of it\

[exotic hedge]

you

you are a machone

[fallen wharf]

oh\

[exotic hedge]

yeah\

[fallen wharf]

so machines are failures\

[exotic hedge]

yep!\

[fallen wharf]

ok\

thanks for the info\

[exotic hedge]

youre welcome\

[fallen wharf]

yroue*\

[exotic hedge]

im sorry\

[fallen wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-your-gif-22328611

[rough creek]

totally not mid\

[ripe siren]

[fallen wharf]

who is mid\

nico?\

[exotic hedge]

yes\

[rough creek]

yes\

[fallen wharf]

wow nico mid????\

[exotic hedge]

according to reliable sources i am also a huge L\

[ripe siren]

😐

[rough creek]

nico been mid since day 1\

nico will never be un mid\

[fallen wharf]

someone write a news story on the official BACON ARMY subreddit about how nico is MID\

[ripe siren]

Facts!

If bacon army actually had a subreddit

[fallen wharf]

it does

[ripe siren]

Lmao

Wait what

[fallen wharf]

r/baconarmy

[shadow sonnet]

it does but nobody ever posts there

[ripe siren]

How did I not know about this

[rough creek]

what the hell

[fallen wharf]

https://www.reddit.com/r/BACONARMY/comments/ovm97x/this_subreddit_is_dead_so_heres_a_picture_of_a/+

[exotic hedge]

this is funny

[rough creek]

I deserve mod in bacon army subreddit more then nico

[golden drum]

omg thats me

[exotic hedge]

@barren dove answer please

yooo it is

@fallen wharf ???

[topaz helm]

u/helloimbry_

[fallen wharf]

that was stormer

i have proof

[topaz helm]

ni youd ont

[golden drum]

gonna download reddit if its gonna be an active

[rough creek]

my dad stormer?

[ripe siren]

on one of the posts I see Jerry

[exotic hedge]

where

[golden drum]

Yay

[ripe siren]

in the reddit idiot

smh

[golden drum]

jesus christ

[topaz helm]

Badlion Client loooool

[exotic hedge]

i also see trin

[golden drum]

Gem

[ripe siren]

is Rick still here

[golden drum]

@obsidian nymph

[exotic hedge]

@obsidian nymph

[ripe siren]

I love rick

[exotic hedge]

yeah

[topaz helm]

emiem

[exotic hedge]

pickle rick

[golden drum]

Lmfao

OMG

I MISS THAT GUY

[obsidian nymph]

i love you too bro always

[ripe siren]

❤️

[obsidian nymph]

how you been kzat

[golden drum]

remember when i applied because of you and you left as soon as i did </3

[ripe siren]

I've been good

[exotic hedge]

why ios pepsi still a mod

[obsidian nymph]

i didnt mean to :(

[golden drum]

An icon

[ripe siren]

I was banned a couple months back

[golden drum]

its okay bae

[obsidian nymph]

awesome

[ripe siren]

For a meme as always

awesome

[obsidian nymph]

lmao

if it aint for a meme it aint a bacon army ban

[ripe siren]

the thicken

[golden drum]

this is unlocking memories i didnt wanna remember

[swift zinc]

Joe mama

[rough creek]

The guy we did not deserve but the guy we needed

[golden drum]

Amen 🙏

[rough creek]

I remember thicknoblade

[golden drum]

equinox lolo

I wonder where he is :(

[obsidian nymph]

thickens

goated era tbh

[ripe siren]

where is AJ and why was he mentioned 2k times

[golden drum]

midJ