#general
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Life is bad]
It’s bad and good
yes
one of those surprises is discovering discord
and joining it
and seeing what a terrible mistake I've made
another surprise is discovering insecurities
one of my favorites is that one day i wont have abs
ill have a dad bod by the time im 19
i do
but I don't think I'm doing that lol
but i feel like one day ill stop
EMPTY_USERNAME#0000
guys wanna hear something funny
minecraft but every death i do 30 pushups, 1m wall sits, 40 situps, 20 burpees
see the joke here is that i said im gonna do it, but im only gonna do half of what i said
what are you trying to do
EMPTY_USERNAME#0000
@cobalt oracle ok im done with this account now you can have it if you want
man this server is super inactive now
@swift zinc @ripe siren
What
yeah?
🤓 👶
hackhackhackhack2279 was RAC banned.
huh
what
i cannot prove that this account is mine. the moment i log on, the 4 years go to waste.
how was i hinting NSF? Havent done anything more than pinging a admin while they were chatting in general and they didnt care
¨that's only thing i've done in this server and i'm warned
what are you on about
spongebob squarepants
you've done just a bit more than that
I- no
Did apple come out with a new phone or soentjing
apple adding their stupid names to something that has already been a feature to other phones for years
Where should I fly in MSFS
lol
i tried to model myself holding a gun
12 prospect avenue albuquerque new mexico
great
apple moment
Yes
Yoo
very specific location
what great
so i kinda made an exact replica of the bacon army event center..
now... @ripe siren ... your reign of terror will END!
@fallen wharf already came across a season 6 tournament winner
was this for the Halloween event
rocket league is fun
Also season 6 isn’t a good rocket pass tbh
I still didn't try season 6 though
its too sweaty
sure
hotwheel car soccer
hi mystic
BACON ARMY ROBLOX Arsenal Tournament
true
speaking of normal life
my province is gonna drop mask mandates after march break
this is awesome man
2 years ago, this very friday, the peak of life had begun, and a time that has impacted life and never will be the same again
I'm not going to
But I'll still keep it in my pocket just in case
Hello
I dont wear a mask unless I'm in public
but im not the type of person to bring a fork under your mask bc of whatever reason
paranoia, catfishing, insecurities etc
I wonder if covid cases are gonna spike again now that there's not gonna be mask mandates
yes
cap
Not cap. It’s not needed anywhere
australia
Yeah africa needs it for sure
I haven’t been caught up on what’s happening and I watched the news for a good while on it and it’s just so so sad
ok
most likely
yes
nah
yes I agree
im tired of wearing one tbh
I dont wear it cuz im super against spreading covid
damn uu have rss
I just wear it cuz im happier with my appearance
same
i hate it too but im not risking getting covid + my parents would hate me going to school w/o a mask
I don't mind wearing the mask, if I wear it or not
ugly people when the mask mandate is over
Like a summer day
i can finally flex my beard without mask
bro got a whole beard
It was 40°c where I was the other day and the guy told me to put my mask on
I was dying of heat
no way its 104 degrees in march for you
I be shaving my beard
you're in south africa right?
Was in Mozambique
oh
Mozzzambique
Mozambique 🇲🇿
eye jittering
I'm never going there again
only flag to have an ak47
(johnny english reference)
You must be really pale
I am
I have a vitiligo spot on my hair
so i basically can't go in the burning sun
@bleak oasis is there a game in your about me
I used to get sunburned easily as a kid
Whats a vitiligo spot
Like a spot with different colour hair
putting a magnifying glass against the scorching spot (miniscule amount of trolling)
vitiligo is an auto immune disease where your skin loses pigment
so the hair on it also becomes white
you have vitiligo?
ye
damn
Whats your actual colour hair
That sucks
it's common with diabetes and hachimoto apparently
has there been any splotches on your skin
Ive never heard of that before but the white looks cool
Its all gone 🙁
my arm pits are white
Aw no skrindo
lol
ewe
Short hair 🙁
I dont cut mine that often for that reason
My hair is black normally but looks like brown in the sun/bright light
Black hair ftw
Lolz.
Yes
April 1st
His dad's birthday has nothing to do with ba
must be a long time
I feel bad for apocalypses dad
must be a birthday present for his dad
In that case I should get a gf on my birthday
Skrindo please do
Seems fair right
your progress is awesome
You'll resign when you get one
There is no progress
And live a normal life
skrindo will resign and leave discord once he gets a gf
not if it's an egirl from discord
I will resign when I get one
He'll be outside more often
(Never)
He'll touch grass
and we will all congratulate him, and let him live a nice life
Im gonna be way more active now because of spring break
- covid shot
Booster dose is making me feel terrible
i'm more active during school than during break
i dont have a week break until april 🙃
How does covid shot make you less active
because goddamn every professor manages to make stuff boring
I'll probably be here alot tomorrow, if i wake up in the morning
it's going to be raining i won't have much to do
I wish full time jobs had week breaks
Z, how dare you wear that name
🙂
wdym sir
Oh yeah same
Rainy days are great
why not singing in the rain
Its pretty rainy here today
it's what the russian people put on their military stuff
i don't sing 🙂
Cuz not everyone can sing
I was about to say that
its a référence to the movie
French 😞
idlot
référence
idIot.
idlot.
i by-pass
idlot.
what funny words
la poop
Like seal in french
least insane ny walmart
ornithorynque
sceaux
there's no way
penny
Penny in frencj
sous
Sus
ohhhh
great
33 is pretty hot for a rainy day
But its just somewhat cool and rainy
Snowy day*
Farenheit
OH
its Fahrenheit
That makes so much more sense
Bro if it snowed at 33 celcius
33 is not pretty hot it's very joy
I would head to a nuke shelter
yellow snow
we use Fahrenheit because MURICA #1 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🐺 🔥
Celsius makes more sense than Fahrenheit
americaca
kelvin
i couldn't even lift my arm the day after i got my first shot
is caca poop in spanish too
yea
Si
Yeah i couldn't sleep on my side after getting it
It hurt quite a bit
Same
@fallen wharf rl in 10 minutes?
it's going to be rain and snow then at 2 pm it will be straight up snow
i didn't really feel anything
I wish it would snow here
thé papillomavirus vacciné was the worst
I wasnt sick i just had arm pain
same
too bad men don't need it
Huh
oh man i forgot about that
girls only sob
the woman virus
Cant sleep on my right side
Sadly
the vaccine for the woman virus
woman virus that comes from men 😭
im not going to question that any further
but harms women
We get cooties from women
after a week getting my first shot i had a weird taste and smell with ketchup, but i think that was the sickness i had before getting the vaccine
??
what
@swift zinc
why did you ping me
it was only ketchup btw 🙂
funny
Unfunny
@swift zinc
Who ping
6 DAYS MICHAEL
@swift zinc should I scan it?
scan what
i have never heard of that vaccine
YES
What the hell is papilliomavirus
Hpv
Don’t
fr
It’s a scam link
i was lied to
its a zip bomb
It takes over ur account
Ip logger.
i could feel the liquid in my arm
wtf is that???
20tb zip bomb
yeah
that spreads through something i wont talk about 🙂
if you scan the qr code it overheats your battery and detonates your phone
Oh no
My computer crashed after I scanned the qr code on alex’s banner
yeah i won't question anything 🙂
hi
oh the hpv vaccine
i never got that but i do remember the women in my classes back in school getting it
I guess im woman now
Wtf.
Because I got it
damn skrindo
if u were a girl what's the first thing u would do
no comment
no words
dora moment
LMAO
Yeah id see what i look like
I'd just be woman
Id live the same life tbh
id go on a rooftop
Why did user quit yt? Anyone got any ideas?
He got burnt out
Dont know if that rlly is true
because if i'm a guy then i'm tall
i will be like johnny knoxvile and ride my bike on top of a rooftop in a chance to break my neck 🙂 🙂
and if you do get caught you did not hear it from me
therefore i can see more
Its what he said so we'll take his word for it
noted
Because there are some evidences of him saying he wont give any of others money back
Backflips on rooftops
WAIT NO NO
i would go at the top of the eiffel tower
cuz the wind is crazy
but since i'm a guy i have shirt hair
If you were a man?
i hear paris is actually quite a good city for rooftopping
You can just tie your hair up
yes but he ended up paying people
definitely will need to see for myself some time
and i can see more
hurts my brain
Only 1
paris sounds interesting
he paid all 3
shrinks it
@craggy perch https://twitter.com/MyUsernamesThis/status/1489808360232960001?s=20&t=plZHfNM2fGTxdRDI6a6YcA
ive been incredibly burnt out making content since late 2021 which has significantly impacted some of my actions recently, but i figured tonight that before i completely phase out youtube and similar from my life i should correct those errors https://t.co/34dGd9Z8Ks
1175
Then cut your hair short
no
i will go there some day
never
@craggy perch https://twitter.com/MyUsernamesThis/status/1496023801934536706?s=20&t=plZHfNM2fGTxdRDI6a6YcA
Short hair is cool to have
@fallen wharf rocket league
paris is cool when ur rich
i need to cut my hair again soon
When did he sent this?
ngl
Me burning down the eiffel tower (paris will no longer be popular)
Everything is cool when youre rich
i have not had short hair for a very long time but i think that will change soon
@craggy perch the dates are on the tweet
true
I've been to Paris for a connecting flight
i want my hair to be like raspy eel
I'd visit paris
Id like to visit paris
I wanna visit Whistler BC, Dubai, and Tokyo
🤲🤲
i remember seeing someone doing a parachute experiment on top of the eiffel tower
the parachute failed and he fell to his death
You wish
like in january
Do you live in paris
im cheap
this was in the 1930s
youre slower than internet explorer
Wait really
yes
😱 😱 😱
no way
Idk what that is
a river
Have you been on the eiffel tower
To my shock and belief, I thought it was just tourists, but there are real french people!!
when user quit this was a W statement
Ive been in burj khalifa before
did u know ur name is spelled zed @fair sierra
great
Pronounced*
how do u say z in english
Zed
zee
cuz whenever i sing the alphabet i never finish
or idk
zed or zee
Zed or Zee
depends who you ask
Zed.
zee in america, zed in many other places
Zee is american
ned
But zee is stupid
zee is correct
Morning
and y is why
yes
ive never heard anyone say zed
Y in some languages is pronounced "a"
i wish everything was that easy
Americans once they realize English comes from the germaic language
it's pronounced i grec ( eee grek)
Do ya know how to change the delivery date of products from apple?
Yeah
I dont know
Sorry what
Whatcha ordering
Thats not a letter thats a phrase
it's the letter here
french sounds confusing
eee grec
If there's an Apple product I'm looking to get it's airpods
My faceapp version of me as the opposite gender is pretty cute
Ý
oh god
Why are you french
Da french
Blocked immediately.
for thé food
I will block everyone in this server
Me making skrindo a man on face app after he sends me a picture of himself as a woman (this will reveal his face
I will block hotbot so I no longer get warned or banned
(Second I want to change delivery date of bc I will be on vacation)
Im interested to see if that will actually work
i would kill for infinite frogs
Whats an example of french food
Or if it will look anything close to me
I forgot
m'y favorite frog legs
Uh
i like foie gras
????
You wanna try @fair sierra
Guys, why are there two blocked messages above this one? I think it's a bug
with is duck's liver
duck's liver and frog legs are my favorite
go ahead
people love snails but i'm not a big fan
both taste like chicken 
Ive never had any of those
Discord blocking is terrible
frog i agree
Cuz im a normal person
1 Blocked Message.
why does everything taste like chicken
it does
You're basic
ur basic bozo
anything that isn't chicken tastes just like chicken
Nobody eats frogs you're weird
We will block all 161,424 people here
Frog woman
still, its a little bit weird
Ewwww
shut your lips
yes
Guys camel eats frogs
so you're blocking yourself
Yeah
You use frogs as dinner
I use it for scientific purposes
We are not the same.

I am
camel
Yes camel
there's no l in my name
parallax please tell me why there's another blocked message above yours? think this might be a bug
Is that an i or an L
you're not supposed to pronounce the L's
Is it just
like famille
Camiiii
myrtille
I only really block people who completely cross the line
Too bad its camel
tranquillo
like my friend's friend who decided to casually say the n word knowing I'm black
that's when I use the block feature most of the time
shut up ash er
unfortunately you can't do this irl 
Haha you cant make fun of my name here
😐
racist
Ñ¿¡¿¡¿¡¿??!?!?!
English only!
My name was done so wrong in staff chat
tranquillo
@fair sierra
callate 😸 XD
@latent spire my crush left me on read so i said "j'ai froid à cause du vent mais ça va" pls- if he leaves me on read again i'll say tornade
translate auto tranquillo
tranquillo
calm
You calm
calm down bro
yep. idk why he started acting like that tbh, a week ago he was casual with all of us, now all of a sudden he changes at school and starts harassing us in our gc
tranquillo means calm down not "calm"
Omq french professional
it's spanish
funny you say
tranquillo chico to do esta bien
Omq Spanish professional
I am taking french again in grade 10
quieres un bezo
even though I don't like it
it can be very useful
thats tranquila te
a moderator speaking in a different language, staff strike
or its more fitting
tranquillo chico todo esta bien
Really?
Mods are allowed to
Bet
bezo?
Its stated in rules
Blocked
normally I'd tell the school since he was directing the racism at me too
but I'm not the only one he was harassing so I'm just gonna see how this goes
and life's too short
still
report him and tell the school that others have fallen victim to his stupidity
i probably wouldnt care too much but do what you need to need
Everyone in my school said the n word tbh
report him to the proper authorities if necessary
Like most guys
translate
rip
weather
Description: Get the weather of the specified place.
Usage:
>weather [city/town/etc]
none of us can do it
staff only
wut was that
policia
weather manille
ouch
weather new york
Okay.
why is it so cold
weather Richmond Hill
Perfect weather, time to negotiate with Gregory.
It’s even colder here
@stark summit Are you still in NYC by any chance?
The
i left
it's march
did not get to visit greg :(
my cousins are in richmond hill too
I will be there by 9 PM, from Long Island to wherever in NYC he lives, we will negotiate with Greg.
weather Washington
richmond hill sounds like a netflix billionaire teens tv show
Congratulations @fickle iron, you have now leveled up to 40!
weather
Description: Get the weather of the specified place.
Usage:
>weather [city/town/etc]
Congratulations @fickle iron , you have now leveled up to 40!
I love apple products
I don't like to say where I am because my town is small and you most likely are going to find me if you went there 😄
shut up
as if they would knock on everyone's house
but still
I have your full address
No
There is nothing to hide
In remove your fake certification
Congratulations @fickle iron, you have now leveled up to 40!
I'll only say that I'm around an hour from Toronto
But I won't disclose more
Paris moment
I have started my escape
Smart saying which city youre closest to
I have now drawn a radius of exactly 1 hour away from Toronto.
Yea I do
Michael 2.0
No ip
Now I have every coordinate
i hope you watch 8 episodes with cellular data
Big brain
I have ur ip skill
No saying ips
I have your IPV6 address
69.420.
Michaelsoars17.
Your ip says youre at mcdonalds
I am tracking your IP right now
@ripe siren i thought u lived in the netherlands
That’s luckie
DatStrawKid#1600 has been muted.
LMAO
L skill
HUUH
Lmfaoo
Hmmm
In that case, I'll just head to the Greater Toronto Area instead
Good luck finding me in a metro area of 6M+ people 
another L for DatStrawKid
Surprising
no lol
@brazen drift Dms
wait what
Even though you are high levels it doesn’t mean you are above the rules
why
lol your blocked now! @rough creek
Smh
For what
common datstrawkid L
what
Tbh if you narrow down the area enough you could find me
@rough creek blocked
Cry 😸 XD
Michael moment

xD
Yes
Xd isn’t funny
Neither is Camille
Great, if there are missiles going over your area, just know it was me 🙂
Sorry I thought this was jack Harlow
I know exactly where Micheal will be in 6 days
People after saying they blocked someone 😈 😈
yeah i do too
i will be 30mins away from him
He'll be right outside your house
I know what everyone here is doing
Skill210 and Michael meet up
My demons... They are inside me... I can't hold it in anymore, They will show no mercy...
Nononono
i didnt get to meet up with greg
stop tracking people down ya fool
my year is ruined
Same
i needed to see nyc man
I’m not we are both going on vacation at the same time and the same place
I know everyone's IP here.
Youre eating mcdonalds and drinking a 2L coke on your couch and talking on discord
sounds like rubbish to me
Aw man
Sir, this is Discord
Yes
Typical discord mod
Yes omq
Everyone here eats mcdonalds drinking 2L cokes
Youre cheating on your diet
Yes u do
I dont drink 2L cokes
this morning i woke up and chose to wear jeans and they were right around my waist
I eat mcdonals every 2-3 months
I pour it into a glass at least
2L cokes, thats madness
I don't normally go to fast food places
tight
I eat junk food every week sure
but I still have a fairly healthy diet
Is that good or bad
i eat a lot of junk food as well
Jeans are supposed to go all around your waist
that means i got fat
and i still weigh below 65kg
Then be less fat
eventually it got less tight
Is user in Huston?
fat
i don't know if my belly grows in my sleep
Oh you meant tight
User is in Dallas last time I checked
Plano
Kk
@stark summit @stark summit @stark summit I know your exact location.
pregnant maybe
Plano is like Dallas suburbs
I lost so much weight in the last few months
Jeans get tight from the slightest weight its okay
I've never been below chicago
not likely
omg you wanna know something
Nice
Chicago weather is MAD
I lose like 300g of weight and my jeans fit differently
oh no
You need a source to back up your details
I need a source....
Do you have a college degree in the field?
Are you credited to handle such events?
Do you have an expert that has conducted an investigation?
If you do not have these @fair sierra your claim is WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! No matter what your stance is if you do not have a source you are WRONG.
I was on the perfect weight a few months ago
Maybe Ethan can tell us about chicago weather
Are you not eating skrindo
ping him and ask
i don't wanna be light i wanna be skinny honestly
Or just exercising
im already light i think
Ahh
I hate braces even more
na I don't wanna randomly ping them
99 pounds 5'2
I can probably gain the weight back within a month
but like
Wtf
the morphology
wot
6’3 160 pounds
I think since it took you months to lose the weight its harder to gain
Ok 99 pounds for someone who’s 5”2 isn’t that bad
6 foot, you lie
Nah it happens every year before track season
Weight that you lost over a long period of time isnt as temporary
Do you just walk or no
that why i get bullied
No i run a lot
I have studied for the past 20 years
I dont need a source...
I have a masters degree, I have been in college for 8 years
I have been credited to handle such events too many times
I have these @stark summit, which means you are WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! I don't care about my stance and I am the source so you are WRONG!!!
shock them with results
WRONG!!!!!
that's why i started working out last year
I'm 6'5 and 170 pounds
thé morphology
That isn’t long
good luck
Zamn
oh no i stopped long ago
Big asher
yes it is 🌰
start again
I workout once a month
Yes I'm very big
no

no
yes
no
👽
How are you gonna roast the mods when all of them work out more than you acescril
Go play basketball or football
🪞
nor do i
Good stuff
soccer is the best
Ye
I agree
by far
Congratulations @zealous spoke, you have now leveled up to 46!
Finally
I don’t like paying for memberships
Soccer would probably be my favourite ball sport
lost
Neither do I
do cardio at home
madrid i hâte u
I got a whole set up in my garage
For sure
🎐 🔎
Man i used to run outside everyday when it was 90 degrees
I like dodgeball too
Now it’s -2 right now
🍚
You realy dont need any equipment
Running or walking is a great way to lose weight
I still use equipment in my basement, and I like playing sports like basketball at the local rec center
just go for a run, climb a long flight of stairs, MOVE AROUND
It burns a lottt of calories
I lost 15 lbs in 2 weeks just by running
no w t
15 Ibs is crazy
🧿 🔚
way
Track moment
no way?
🧴🥢
So hypothetically speaking you could lose almost 20- 30 pounds in a month
i mean, i lost 10 kg in a month
Its possible with healthy eating
so its possible to lose 30
And exercise
i l'ost 2 kg during quarantine
What about unhealthy eating
3 months
thats not what happened to me
It depends if you eat mcdonalds daily
wtf his face is so narrow
Then no
i ate spaghettis everyday
🎰
ehh
Easily
Ask google
😭 ur so mean
what
Honestly time to lose 5 pounds easily again! Thanks braces
why
I didnt lose any weight from braces
the only time i see 777 is on long haul aircraft, what else does it mean?
wtf
Well there’s literal foods I can’t eat for a moment
Bc it hurts to bite
I have braces and i eat everything i used to before
Unless i just got it tightened
Yeah when I had them same
Intense pressure felt
just say it in dms or something, idk...
I ate none of the foods even before they told me I wasnt allowed to eat them
Which makes u not want to eat anything
The first few days of getting them on i couldnt eat solid food for about a week
I had to eat apple slices instead of being able to bite into the entire thing
I havent bitten into an apple in so long
Apples best fruit
Took me almost. A month to eat soild stuff
Wtf
i only ate apple slices
It took me like a week
one thing i despise about braces is having bread stuck everywhere
Same with asher
what's solid stuff
i never had braces
Yeah its not supposed to take a month
rocks
my teeth are perfect
Congratulations @cobalt vale, you have now leveled up to 57!
