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one russian ruble is worth less than one fortnite vbuck
ay
Hi

shut
overclocking a 1hz monitor (not my pic)
No more nitro for you + banned from winning any giveaways I host
Banned from Bacon Army in 5 days + i no care
How? Won’t the admins just fire you if you ban someone for no good reason?
@cobalt oracle
admin would make more sense no cap
?
i dont know
No, you're not. I am.
Nico you’re being fired immediately
Here
do it
And here
W admin
W
skill who is that in your pfp
is it gerard butler
You call this ugly?
no
nice mask
im calling that ugly
It’s the same plane
you do a side by side comparison and tell me which one looks better
i could probably make a bigger plane
- this plane better
it has a lot going on his mind right now
according to daily dose of intternet
🙂
There is only one an225 ever and that was recently destroyed because of the Ukraine - Russia War, btw that plane is the largest ever.
okay
Also there is a ton of those and they are just modified a330’s
@cobalt oracle are ya done ur video
That’s what he said
he was joking
ok
I just made a bacon outfit no one haves and its only 15 robux
neat
already seen on twitter
hi does anyone wanna use my new titanic on sharkbite with me??
Ik, you replied to my comment
Plane
megamind
after 15s lol
yeah
but pharaohs had a lot more to do
that was a funny looking plane
My pfp bussin
Lol
.
ice on the wrist
.
Congratulations @gray knoll, you have now leveled up to 2!
Ty
ice in the veins 🥶
I'm bacon gang what about you guys
okay
@jagged quartz
I'm not vegan
@ripe siren i have my schedule today, despite how last minute it was
it’s now 3:06 pm, i get to work at 3:30 and end at 6:30, a quick 3 hour shift
might hop on msfs to chill for a bit after, and i think i’ll be on after that
kk, also what will you be on after msfs?
kk
i dont plan at all
loool
Should we send another stupid thing to starboard
Enrique
shoot i think i hopped in the wrong taxi
...
9 year olds finding out user quit:
Thought this was all of us was dead movie
Or tv show
thats good!
day 1 no lean
he's still live check him out on whatever the hell he's doing
i remember him during the era "sussy baka" was treding
he used that voice to do that trend and how he's using it to fake a disability for money
Who pinged me
@swift zinc
"But then the people in the crowd said"
"Who asked"
Huh
Right thank you for your amazing commentator work
"The commentator says your welcome and goes afk"
You’re**

it's not about taste anymore, but about good and evil. @cocacola chose the latter. @pepsi, time for your counterattack is now
13143
2319
CokeCavortzz
PepsiPlayzz, our #1 pick has been drafted to WW3
From: Colorado
top 5 next draft volunteers: @brazen drift @ripe siren @swift zinc @ripe siren @ripe siren
ill just give the russians a taco bell burrito without sour cream
I heard nero wants to join too 
you will be asked what army you will like to join
should get the job done
you mean what branch?
yes thank you
🙂
@fallen wharf PICK:
Coast Guard, Marines,
Air Force, Navy,
Army
..
@fallen wharf If you do not respond within 5 minutes, we will pick for you.
wtf is my pfp- my brother hacked me
i would like to be in the uh
i mean chair force would do nothing
coast guard wouldnt be affected
much better
the what
so cg best ig
awesome
can I volenteer?
you are yet to be in the top 5 most likely choices
can i pick a weapon
m a k e m e t h en
NUMBER 2 DRAFT FOR WW3: @brazen drift
From: Florida
next top 5 potential volunteers: @ripe siren @ripe siren @ripe siren @swift zinc @ripe siren
Huh
@brazen drift What branch would you like to join?
Air force, Marines,
Army, Coast Guard,
Navy.
If you do not respond within the next 5 minutes we will pick for you.
Sadly I am dead
air force
give me free robux (jk)
The ghost of DatStrawKid
👏
giving out nitro to users who praise him
I praise
If you don't have anything meaningful to say then sometimes it's best not to say anything at all.
if you don't have anything important to say then sometimes it's best not to say anything at all
"who asked"
why did you need to say that

If you don't have anything meaningful to say then sometimes it's best not to say anything at all.
If you don't have anything meaningful to say then sometimes it's best not to say anything at all. 
hey that line seems awfully familiar.... 👀
"If you don't have anything meaningful to say then sometimes it's best not to say anything at all"
why did you need to say that

""If you don't have anything meaningful to say then sometimes it's best not to say anything at all"
why did you need to say that
"
why did you need to say that

this is gonna get ugly
:smoothtroll:
There is no active Air Force division, literally every division were inactived in the 50s-90s. We put you in the 101st Airborne Division for air assault. You are now in the army.
let's talk about elden ring!
Heard it a good game
""If you don't have anything meaningful to say then sometimes it's best not to say anything at all"
why did you need to say that

why did you need to say that
"
why did you need to say that

oh yeah
got hundreds of thousands of active players in less than a day of release
lemme check my steam balance...
Isn't it like dark soul?
🥲
i would like to join said army as well
life sux
maybe I'll ask my parents
oof
believe me. I know
I only have like 5 cents on my steam
they'll kill me if I ask for an 80$ cad game
yes
L 😂
cause I'm broke and unemployed 
Try working to earn some money beetle
1st Infantry Division.
Thanks sir!
I could get work
but my dad's usual response is "don't worry about that right now, focus on your studies and school"
Damn
like bro
lot's of kids go to school and work, no biggie
True
@ripe siren You are our number 3 pick for the draft.
Choose what branch you would like to join.
🙂
Potato I'm glad you didn't pick me 👍
TotallyNotNero the political advisor
Great! I'll be sure nero will be with you.
You'll be in the Europe-Africa naval forces.
That concludes our drafts. We will come back at 8:30 pm. Our 5 potential drafts are: @marble moon @next reef @mental rune @ripe siren @ripe siren
We will see you by then! 🙂
mnjwjhjsahasjdsakhkdsjahdsjkhjksah
Goodbye I'm a potato
Goodbye.
My friend has just wreaked havoc on this account
NBA draft
Don’t be broke and unemployed

I'll act like an idiot so I don't get drafted
Congratulations @ripe siren, you have now leveled up to 51!
I'll miss every single target during training on purpose 
shut it
Ok! Removed 1 level from @ripe siren. ✅
True#9601 has been banned.
?
Who is level 9
anyone wanna play jailbreak together???
Any of u guys in NATO countries?
thats personal
L
😴
Congratulations @lyric basin, you have now leveled up to 2!
wanna play jailbreak together?
do not randomly ping me
im talking to bacon life
or reply to me
Okeh...
I'm chilling on a broken couch in my grandma's basement I front of my pc with a cup of Fanta and sore eyes
ok
#sadguy
isn't that 2 many pings for 1 message
never such thing
Stomach problems part 69420!
deez.
who tf ghost pinged me @cobalt oracle
how would i know
i saw that @sly path
sadly no one is going to take their time digging through logs
- that would be leaking
😔
just confirming 6:30 for you is 8:30?
nvm it is
@sharp badger
AWESOME DUDE
what did he do
K
i got a flight to nova scotia using your services
thank you.
no problem!
is there food service on said plane
I will also provide free tracking services and keep you updated on the flights info
yes, depending where the flight is from!
ontario
I don’t get it
ye there is food services
2 deffrent city's
thanks.
hi
hello
Hecke0001#3586 has been (auto) softmuted.
e\e
imagine#2246 has been (auto) softmuted.
K
F
I can provide this if i have the flight number or callsign ( I already know you are flying from YYZ-YHZ )
Toronto is inside of Ontario, like Miami is inside of Florda
with what?
same
idk
damn ur a natural at country's
yes
hey prosome
hey
Bye prosome
69.420N 69.420W is inside of canada
if I dont get my acc back do I get my lvl back?
uhhhhh...huh
my mind is spinning in circles
@sharp badger u here?
K
hello kidman
the QE2 is a highway/freeway that goes inbetween Calgary and Edmonton
World’s Widest Road At its widest point the Ontario Highway 401 in Canada has 18 lanes in the mainline and additional 4 lanes as connecting ramps. If all these lanes are taken into consideration the total amounts to 22 lanes – thus making the Ontario Highway 401 the widest road in the world.
(once I drove on the 401 from toronto to kingston)
the stars
Cool
I only see darkness
damn only 2
this means u gonna have 2 kids when ur older
@sharp badger u there?
lol
damn u gonna have 7 kids
Is that stars?
yes
I mean 8
Really?
8 kids
u gonna be broke when u have them 8 kids
.
what?
..
whats wrong?
I recognize him, the one who wants me to get banned in discord
who
ye hes a bad person
Who is?
im in the middle of a mental issue rn so im not posting
ooooof
@ripe siren do NOT pin him
Hehe
ping me one more time and i report u to mods
Someone kick him
hahahhahahah
@swift zinc no reason ping
Don’t try getting people banned noobie
Congratulations @ripe siren, you have now leveled up to 2!
user quit...
@shadow sonnet can u mute @ripe siren ? pinging me for no reason
And @ripe sirenis probably a toxic bacon
Bruh
we all know u do
🤨
someone please-
Because you are a no lifer bacon
I’m tryna fight
Bacons are pog
And toxic ones are poo poo
You are, only you of a kind
I mean
“Toxic”
His user is I like to break the rules
You lonely kid @ripe siren
No
@cobalt oracle
please.
he keeps pinging me
He isn’t lonely
I’m with him
Read his about me stupid @ripe siren
u know u can mute the server right...
You stupid
yea
watch it.
@ripe siren is a looser
@ripe siren will never have friends
I mean
when theres no mods online and you have that one kid who is being annoying
Sorry baconlife I gotta leave
when someone who copy’s someone’s username who is depressed thinks he’s better than everyone
Hope you win against this nonsense bacon
@exotic hedge
isn't that u?
No it’s bacons life
My name was available
No it’s you
His discord is his display name
@ripe siren
Miss
@ripe siren
ITS OPTIMUS PRIME
hes an jerk btw he keep pinging me but no mods are online
Bruh
Welcome back to the second part of our draft. For our fourth pick, this pick will be @mental rune.
You will choose what branch you would like to join. @ripe siren would like to have you join him in the navy.
If there's no answer in 5 minutes we will choose for you.
Congratulations @ripe siren, you have now leveled up to 2!
your a legend without realizing it
If someone pings me I just answer
I bless your soul
oh rlly thx for telling me
what
Bacons sorry
you dont relize how helpful those 2 pings were
I will stop ping I no you
I bless you
Hope you have a better mental state
bruh
bro
that optimous guy keeps pinging me right?
and I need a mod to mute him or smth cause its so annyoign
hey Z
Bruh I don’t need to be muted
Hello. You are now one of the top 5 picks for the ww3 draft.
what happened?
Hello guys
bacons just block him and its done
Its me
aight then
I Am A Potato
done and done
Who in the hell are you @fair sierra
hello z
You blocking me
Why are you trying to impersonate me
Tf\
who the hell are you @drowsy mulch
What in the hell is a Z
Loserrrr hahahahhahaha
and z number 2
who are you
Lmfaoo
WHOARE YOU
You bullied my friend not cool!
Look at this man he doesn't even know what a Z is 😭 😭 😭
im trying to get to level 20 so I can change it
Will the real slim shady please stand up?
she's peradox
You messed with him you mess with me and you don't want me become beast mode
@drowsy mulch Yoe have been drafted to WW3
noo why would you change it i love xx bacons life xx
I hope your Home town blows up
I hope u blow up
You will be in the 41st airborne division, for air assault.
Goodbye
🙂
Bacons dms?
k
bye?
You have been the #1 pick for Ukraine to be drafted to WW3. Enjoy. Your contract will last 10 years.
Ok xx bacons life xx
Did I get assigned to this?
Now you wont get drafted because you will die when I send a tactical nuke to your hometown
81/.76/.147/.216
Haha bypassed.
Shut the hell up I am Currently planting a bomb in your Basement
Look at this losers!
No your getting drafted
Now choose which branch you would like to serve
I assassinated the bomber. The bomb has been planted in your backyard.
What the Hell
What if I am in Canada or Russia?
the bomb is in your jacket.
@fading narwhal You have been drafted to WW3.
You will be in the 2nd infantry division
Good luck! 🙂
infantry
lol
I quit.
you can't quit
pFFFF
If you quit, you will be in federal prison for life due to deserting.
shoots my self in the head
woah woah woah
too far man
k srry
wayy to far
unshoots head
lol
@ripe siren You're in the 1st armored division.
and where am I?
making a joke where you do that to yourself is probably not the best idea to do here
bacon army panzer division
might as well be
uhhh
But he is optimus prime.
That is the only thing that matters.
it can be when ur on discord
who want nuke
tallic
on Russia 😈😈
I already have radiant green
wait i forgor they changed it
I’m level 10
i dont play the game no more
oh
tallic would be happy to die by a nuke
i mean jb lol
oh
Tallic is in the 2nd Armored Division. He will be happy to destroy with a tank.
I almost suffocated on a cookie
LOL
my life is complete
Eat more
ok
so I drive??
you're in the first infantry
💪💪💪
...
close enough
@fair sierra JOIN ME BRO
u said and 2nd
YOU DRIVING GANG
never knew a guy could be a gang
bro what
1v1 in jb
mans is just here to troll
th
SUMMARY FOR RIGHT NOW:
fake door123, 2nd infantry. Tallic, 2nd armored Division. Nero and Skrindo, the Europe-Africa Naval Forces. Pepsi, Coastal Guard. Bob, Air force.
tallic shut up stupid asain
LMAOO
:smoothtroll:
uhh
Potato
@fading narwhal WHO TF ARE YOU????
ur father
ok
fake door123
@fading narwhal @fading narwhal WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!*!
father, i refuse.
I am asian
bro he aint got one
yes i do
how do u know that
dont worry bout that g
tallic
100bucks per 1
ye
first 1 for free
tankers
draft parallax to Ukraine
ac
That’ll scare Putin with his level 103 on BA
he is in the top 3 potential drafts
if we draft you we aint getting no where
damn
says you
lol
I quit.
🙏 🙏 🙏
ok
draft young boy to Ukraine
guys i literally choose the people to draft and i can assure you there is no way in hell @rough creek will be drafted
Youngboy and Chief Keef are holding off russia.
who said i would let you quit
..
Jonesy is our #1 potential draft
tallic did
I aint say nothin
shut up kid you aint important you aint get pinged for crap so im pinging you here
tallic doesn't choose who gets drafted
i do
and i won't let you quit
..
well than
ok
but
no
I hate u
you will stay cry ab it
Dm mei if you want me to nuke sever
@lapis ice OMG HOG RIDER
@exotic hedge LOOK ITS ONE OF YOU
nico sucks btw
he is arena 5
tallic u told me I can quit
no
gn server
I dont decide @fair sierra does
W
@lapis ice HEYYYY
its my bed time now
hog rider tho
We dont talk about bruno no no no
no
Please
we never do
It was my wedding day
Hog rider not funny
ik
I dont know it
no thx
:( okay
I go no byw gn
Bad night
its 5am
Cope
@latent spire be proud of me now
ŘŪŒ
I MA NUKE
Who r u
DM ME to be in the sveer
ÆƏ
Lmao I'm joking
bruh please no
We were getting ready and there wasnt a cloud in the sky
literally every kid says sings that in my class
im going mentally insane
please help me 🙂
in like all my classes
go run into a wall
Encanto most overrated disney movie sadly
no sadly
Yes unfortunately
you're wrong regrettably
overrated though cope
woah tallic
thats not bypass im pretty sure
Mid movie 
idk mods might consider it as bypass you should probably delete imo
My ACL has been cut off
I am going insane please help me 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
k
i sometimes come back here and realize how much money i've wasted here @ripe siren @cobalt oracle
like twice a month
i got 500 robux back
@cobalt oracle ur in ww3

im about to donate an extra 10 bc why not
oh i still have perms here & my name
thats nice.
😸
Yes
@peak wharf will u be on
you will be with bob gl gl
i got trash aim but im good at biology and geometry
If mystic isn’t available would you be up to some phasmo?
great train your aim for war 🙂
i mean my aim is decent
but i cant handle recoil/knockback irl
but i am good w my fist
@fallen wharf?
ñ
Congratulations @calm maple, you have now leveled up to 2!
Ñ
smh guys follow the rules!!!11
no
yes
Ratio
I decline
a flea just went up my nose
Mmm communism
why
Because yes
im reporting this for hurting my feelings
and being rude
and disrespectful
LFMAO WHAT
lol
Hi
how can I help u
No I'm ok
great
Just exploring
wait
I'm back
okie
Done exploring
k
I just explored a Big State of the San Francisco the Statue of Sam Texas its a big Statue from miles away from my house
Ayo
Ayo what
Why
Cause I don't be lazy
k
I never got to do elephant tooth paste
It's about 200 °F and higher
Congratulations @hearty siren, you have now leveled up to 2!
@hearty siren Guess what I been in helicopter in Irl.
Oh cool
but I did do explosion with tooth paste but it explosion annoyed the cops
bro what
Omg
it exploded on so big that it exploded one Statue of Mexico
Stop the cap 🧢🧢🧢
helicopter
Yes but I like saying helikopter
when you were 1 year getting ready to be born I did the explosion
LINKS LINKS
Congratulations @dusty minnow, you have now leveled up to 2!
What links
food
I was Level 2 and now im level 3
ez
i mean minor swearing allowed like kreekcraft server
Hey
Mainesia
slenders are better than you peasant bacons
Hey
THIS IS BACON ARMY
Why r u here
MID ARMY*
KICK HIM
🗡️
Man wants putin assassinated
Really from a bacon army to a political and slender server
It’s always been a chat server
Yes
Congratulations @hearty siren, you have now leveled up to 2!
Oh grate
what
Go take a break if you want a break
Nobody is holding you
So stop whining
lol
Yes,yes
Childish behavior
agreed
i am cheryl
mid.
k
.
@barren dove cap
no :(
yes
bro cappin
have you ever got 1 question wrong on a test
cap
NO
i respawned
SHH
oh yeah true i do
ye
Trinity
hola
bro playing fortnite rn
You have done a lot of mistakes :smoothtroll:
NO
Trinity, you're cringe.
HOW
english only youre getting demoted
making no mistakes.
I made the mistake of having friends
real.
Im being serious rn
sorry admin
ok big man
hows that a mistake silly
ok.
Uhhh, sending ur actual ip in a public server :smoothtroll:
true i am an admin
maybe you made the wrong friends
i was owner in 1948
uh shh
Exactly
What else hmmm
what is your ip
i remember that 
being alone is better.
trippie redd fire
127.0.0.0.1
great
yeah.
Will you guys forgive myusernamesthis?
ligma
not my place to forgive him
although i do believe people can learn from their mistakes !
cringe.
optimist.



