#general
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we went through a lot of turbulence from khartoum to istanbul
The airplane felt like that
Oh thats nice
according to my parents and brother... the plane was shaking so much and they got scared
I was watching shang chi and didn't know anything
lmao
thanks
Id love to have first class for that
lol
But its overpriced
I could afford it but thats like 2 months of my salary
dk why they were scared... planes are supposed to go through turbulence
economy peasant is good
I think you get economy premium flights
Movies on a flight are always decent
we didn't stay in istanbul for long either, stayed in the airports for 30 minutes then took our flight for london
we almost missed the flight but boarded last minute
agreed maybe think of premium eco or business class
But idk what the pros are of that
did you fly out of yyz?
took a hell of a ton of photos
Cuz they probably didnt know there was gonna be turbulence
from toronto to vienna yes
london to toronto same thing
I never felt turbulence before and it was baaad
kk
Expecially when I landed one time
yeah thats what happened when I was in istanbul too
You landed what?
flew from IAH to istanbul ataturk a couple of years back
I 100% thought the airplane lost a wing and was falling down from how bouncy it was
I didnt land the pilot did
Here were some of the photos I took in London
stayed in the airport for like 30 minutes and went to the flight to dhaka
im 85% sure im going to nyc sometime around christmas time
oh nice the shard
pretty cool building
You're saying " I landed"
You can take photos and post them here
Yeah bur dont take it so literal anas
lucky
yep
tallest in europe I believe
Everyone else knows what i meant except you
ok you're saying that I'm an idiot
amazing sadness
What view
especially on a sunny day
(rare)
from the photos you got the classic london weather
This was in madame Tussauds
Dwayne Johnson
dwayne the foundation johnson
London weather is rainy right
not all the time
London weather is the way to go
They say living in a place with such weather makes you slightly more depressed but id be happy tbh
thats what I've heard too
my parents and brother did though
WTF
whats that yellow thing
yellow thing?
no way
is that the sun?
in London?
london isn't known for having much sun I believe
hold on I think I have another pic of some sunlight
Still can’t beat the clouds but there is some
the sun in london
it does shine more often in the summer iirc
a little yes
That's common sense but sure
I mean we get more sun here in some winter days than I saw in london
same
I get the northern hemisphere summers
so like may - september or so
June - Late July are like the rainiest months here
Where do you live
Houston
Texas??
how
yes it's in texas anas
Ok
It rains noticeably more May - July
he knows
houston is in mexico sadly
lets go
Houston is in america sadly
usa is mexico sadly
you are in mexico sadly
i love cloudy weather
its just right
usa is split between mexico and canada
i live in new york i am in canada sadly
Same
@ripe siren PANIC
i need to record myself for my leadership application
this is actual torture
Hey
yo its tgregstergregmama123
my favourite NYC man
Nicos offline I can chat now
You mean HOGGGGGG RIDERRRRRRRRR?
@exotic hedge is invisible
hm
@exotic hedge it’s actually spelled hog ridaaaaaaaaaaa
national holiday
Like my new pfp
had a good time playing apex with kids hiding
literally waiting for us to loot this one place
If some person right now in Ukraine is chatting, respect.
JUST CHATTING!
tgregstergregmama123
.
Broken simulator
K
show NYC pics.
OK!
only real greg would do so.
shopping cart
grill
microwave
CD disk case
empty bag of family sized chips
i will send you my old pc case to use like i did
i really cannot stay up at all
Wheelbarrow
It’s actually gotta carry stuff bro
someone brought a stop sign once
Maybe on Monday I'll go to Walmart.
how about a vaccum
Who even gave you nitro @short tusk
Drive your car in the hallway and thats your backpack
I’ll take my microwave
Guess.
what a golden pfp
carry it with 1 hand then
Michael
bro how does michael give apoc nitro but not me
Yep.
^
me and andrew have been longer members here
imagine this was you irl
more deserved for both of us
spoiled..
You could also use one of those minicar thing with storage on the back, driving through school from class to class
michael gave me nitro to put his name in a video
@ripe siren may i have nitro
WAIT @cobalt oracle BRING A PC CASE
me too @ripe siren
i once also took a turtle tank and a gpu box
his gf's boy bsf would be sooo jealous
@fallen wharf oculus customer support is worthless
am i
prosome just bring ur pc case
you see i use invis mode like a chad
m
same!
bro i dropped my oculus today the thing shattered like legos. i put it back together and it works fine
oculus is like an old android lmao
let it be dusty dont clean it
I said it already
The only thing good which came from Facebook or ahem, meta is react native, which involved into many frameworks
then plug it in in ur class
If my oculus fell apart I would have thrown it away
ok
yeah
just the foam eye protection and the strap on top
Oh
@brazen drift ew pfp
Hey guys who wanna grind in jailbreak?
I saw that bob
?
you said "ew anas"
guys give me a pfp to wear
haha
my controller just died
nero
cant even pair anymore
why dont u plug ur contrroller into ur pc
absolute garbage
that remind me my controller batteries are low
what
instead of using bluetooth
these controllers burn through batteries
ON UR PC?
bro
Mercedes-Benz
did u get it from dollar tree?
huh
???
this car is so fire
how am I supposed to plug this mf in my pc
bro why yall always go after me
What does dollar tree have to do with not having ports
if i say something
beetle imma be real honest if you i never realized you left
can i play gta 5 with u
actaully press no
gimme
and give it to me!
... alright?
last i checked oculus is cheap and can’t afford a usb plug
NO!
No
in their crap
lol
It's for the giveaway
brb lemme sneak in ur gta 5 story mode
these mfs got BATTERIES
anas giv
theres gta 5 mod that has multiplaye
naur
you got a rift s?
pelaen anuri
anas is too selfish to do that
no it's for giveaway
I thought you'd get an oculus quest
i havent played online in like 3 months
five m
ITS FOR GIVEAWAYYY
👽
I haven't played gta v alone in months
HOGGG RIDERRR
was fun then got boring
time came for me
oh
rare online chat.
brb hacking anas
no me, even if I have the prize in dms 
HeyItsAnas#0001, India, India
This gives me memories of my Xbox 360 controller disconnecting if you smacked it hard since it used 2 batteries which in the case would break loose
Discord inventory: 25 nitros, 10 xbox codes, 10 games
im just trying to drive without crashing
currently anas has 40 people friended
he has unfriended 89 in the past 2 months
That’s insane
L.
credit card info saved into account
Certified Uber Driver!
PayPal, Visa
so fire
I actually have 200 friends but ok
i havnet crashed yet
lol
wellp your account isnt accurate on friends
but your payment info expires soon
What point are you even trying to make?
Because those are your mutual friends between you and anas
broke sim when he discovers mutual friends 🤯 🤯
anas has a cat, and a samsung galaxy 7 edge
istg
All true!
No
@stoic bane we get it you're loaded
you can stop now
NO IM PLAYING WITH MY TOYS!
What toys
RACE CARRR
Samsung note 7 edge
caught in 4k
ultimate ww3 weapon
@stoic bane where is my money? i supplied you with this information!
What's wrong with stuffed animals?
HeLlO
Alright me donnate you $10,000
oh my god
Nothing they're so cute
okay guys imma go cya
Genie demote smilli
if i, a 16 year old, talked to my stuffed animals
yeah these have been smacked a good 6 times
half the time it was my hand and it hurt
cute
would that be weird
Cya
Yes.
Why?
i can demote my moderator woohooo
genie do i have ana's infp
talking to inanimate objects is eehhhh
not talking
Hi
pinching that soft skin is so good
Ew
I JUST PINCHED ANAS IRL OMG
"I killed Anas and paid for his funeral!" - Greg (BROKE_SIM).
can't forget the .
o.k.
GRAMMAR POLICE NO
:dynoError: The AFK module is disabled in this server.
I HATE GRAMMAR POLICR
lol, no.
uh oh
HOGGG RIDERRR
@brazen drift NO STOP
rip @storm mesa
STOOPPPPPPP
L.
AHHHH
genie anas should go to jail
You have violated the law. Suffer the consequences or be R.I.P.'ed.
SHUT
No.
Unfortunately Anas, we are your superiors.
Shut!*
Prepare yourself for wrath.
Obscure is the chief of B.A.G.P., whilst I am the founder.
*I HATE YOU.
SHUT UPP
Thou shalt obey my command.
It’s true, my name is not a number; however, it does not involve numbers.
I should hit up my boy and ask if I should use fancy words as well as top-notch grammar.
STOPPP
For thy is under my control.
aw hell no
Anas is funny, it was a joke. xyz.*
Haha was that the first thing you saw opening this channel
The thing is, I actually saw the guy on TikTok do this.
GRAMMAR IS MID SADLY
is it venomous?
HOGGG RIDERRR
*Grammar is mid sadly.
No
Prepare Anas, for thee is to be arrested.
surprised
They don’t even bite or sting surprisingly
He held the beetle by it's spikes as it fluttered it's wings, mimicking the sound of an AR-15. So no, I don't think so.
thats actually insane
ILL GIVE U NITRO IF U STOP
bet
who needs a mimicked sound when you got a real one?
Give me nitro.
yay
amirite
No
giv nitro
L.
never
scammer
Anas, you are to be arrested for violations against grammar usage and scamming Bob.
You didn't stop
You aren't obscure
I understand your concern Skrindo.
Unfortunately, I have stolen his position illegally.
User stopped making vids
i did
ratio
Galaxy didn't stop
Well, counter-ratio.
GIB NITRO.
Was that a key emoji lmfao
nitro @sly path
unfortunately, i don't scuba dive.
I did not ask
neither did i.
vested is a counter weight loss solution for the rest of your body
You asked for nitro
lmao, not for the nitro part.
fun fact: grammar doesnt increase your xp gain! 🙂
anas
honestly stop and chill out
Imagine starring your own message
i starred it + ratio.
You are a scammer. 🎶Filet mignon🎶
Neither do you
actaully i go for walks i do things instead of stay on discord 24/7
Don't you have a job instead of cussing me the whole day
your job is learning to actaully stop acting like an idiot
I am an idiot I don't act

I coded my first DDoS tool
Nova I have a good and a bad news
Damn nova nice
uses 7 methods of messing up the network
bad
DAM who u gonna ddos
mine has 8 🤓
You can’t even code something like that I bet 🤡
Proof?
time to deploy against russia
:smoothtroll:
At least it’s not botghost
anas utilities
Bro it looks stolen I think
luckie coded omg.
Looks a little weird
the pfp of the bot!
Did u steal code
november 7th
It looks weird on the help command
I’m going to give you a quick tip and that’s to format your code for easier readability
^
right click then format
and use a different colour theme
Ye
I stopped working on it because I'm lazy
light mode L.
so lazy
I like how the embed says banned but its name is kicked
Yeah lmao 🤡
And there is no <target>.ban there either to ban the person
Must’ve Got it off of github
Also you should handle your errors instead of leaving them blank because that’s bad practice
another one
Atleast console log them
And if you really want to take an extra step learn how promises and async/awaits work
I'm lazy as I said
@storm mesa you are still using v12?
commando 💀
I still dislike commando and will continue to dislike commando
Commando is so ancient, like I remember using it back in 2018-2019
It’s also deprecated 👀
class Ban(commands.Cog): def __init__(self, client): self.client = client # Ban Command @commands.command(name='ban') @commands.has_permissions(ban_members = True) async def ban(self,context,member : discord.Member,*,reason= "Not specified"): owner = self.client.get_user(785709930496655400) if member == context.author: yg = discord.Embed(title="", description="🚫 You cannot ban yourself.", colour=0xff0000) await context.send(embed=yg) return if member.bot: ty = discord.Embed(title="", description="🚫 You cannot ban a bot.", colour=0xff0000) await context.send(embed=ty) return
i9 9900k
Oh Jesus
what a hell are you doing
Oh god
coding
IM LAZYYY
IM LAZYYY
discord.Embed(title="", description=f"**<a885779422727266314>{member}has been banned.**", colour=0x2ecc70) await context.message.delete() await member.send(f"You have been banned 🔨 \n **Server** | {context.guild.name} \n **Reason** | {reason} ") await member.ban(reason=reason) await context.send(embed=em) @ban.error async def unban_error(self, context, error): ue = discord.Embed(title="", description="🚫 You do not have permissions toBan members.", colour=0xff0000) if isinstance(error, commands.MissingPermissions): await context.send(embed=ue) return elif isinstance(error,commands.MissingRequiredArgument): member = context.message.author myBan = discord.Embed(title="Ban Command Function", description="Bans the user.", colour=0x2ecc70, timestamp = datetime.utcnow()) myBan.add_field(name="Allowed permissions", value="Ban Members", inline=True) myBan.add_field(name="Alias", value="ban", inline=True) myBan.add_field(name="Usage", value="```.ban [user] [reason]```", inline=False) myBan.add_field(name="Example", value="```.ban @someone#0001 get out```", inline=False) myBan.set_footer(text=f"Helper Bot | Requested by {context.author} ") myBan.set_author(name=f"{context.author}", icon_url=f"{member.avatar_url}") await context.message.channel.send(embed=myBan) return
Oh my god
gosh
He stole stormer code
no
Dude
I'm lazy to continue
did he just leak someone elses code
I clearly see it M8
You stole code without their permission
@mental rune look at this
NO
BRUH YOU ARENT FUNNY
That doesnt look like urs no offense
I coded that
The "Helper Bot" is concerning
Either way I don’t care.
i like water
ok I can use it?
Nope you stole code
That's written in python; HotBot or those Stormdevelopmentz products are written in JS
Literally so much work
IM LAZYYY
stormban emoji wasnt created by SD
Yeah ur “LAZYYY”
You’re basically trying to copy hotbot like
just because it has "storm" in its name doesnt mean the owners are SD
thats not even js lol
I don’t know a lot about coding but whatever
bro imagine using python
Well then don’t be quick to assume that it’s stolen code, in this case, you said it was stolen from Stormer
python is good but not for coding discord bots
I disagree
IM LAZYYY
Bro can u stop saying that
i drink water, i love water
No
Honestly idc what u say at this point all of it is annoying and fake.
broke calm down
It’s pretty good for readability and explicitness—reading the script, in this case, for discord development which can be built upon other developers
you're getting mad at anything he says atp
class Eightball(commands.Cog): def __init__(self, client): self.client = client # 8ball @commands.command(aliases=["8ball","8b"]) async def eightball(self, context, *,question): responses = [ 'Ohh no.', 'Probably not.', 'Probably.', 'Yes, Ofcourse!', 'No, not really.', 'It is certain.', 'Maybe.', 'Without a doubt.', 'You can rely on it.', 'Yes!', 'No!', 'Better not to tell you.',
Currently working on this but IM LAZYYY
Can you stop randomly pasting snippets
Ok
Good! 😊
I need Nitro.
oh
Well, I bought my own nitro lol
I thought Michael
stg
Lmao
if you do the nitro command i will be very MAD!
I won't chill
nitro
looool
NOOOOO!!!!
TRAITOR
THAT MAKES ME SO MAD!!! 😡
remove Camar's nitro command permission because he is abusing it!
YOURW A TRAITOR TO THE MOTHERLAND
nitro
weather broken simulator
Fatherland
weather camar
weather new york
poor greg
woah
he must be freezing
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCG I HATE FRANCE
new york
I HATE FRANCE
weather Sussy Baka Amongus Shrine
i live in new york, we will meet up personally
weather he's a potato
great
weather potato
weather bacon army
nah don't think so
weather unknown
@brisk yacht, invalid location. Define a location.
Rip
Sad
even bautil thinks you're unknown
weather TGI unknown
@storm mesa, invalid location. Define a location.
weather TGI
@fair sierra, invalid location. Define a location.
weather emirates
@fair sierra, invalid location. Define a location.
weather Z
@storm mesa, invalid location. Define a location.
weather Weed Blazers
Haha
weather your mom
anas once he realizes theres a country that has emirates in its name
Lmao if actually emirates flies to that
Lmao
my country has weed california
weed 👍
Star
nah
my parents country? Ayutuxtepeque because el salvador loves weird town names
I LOVE BRAZIL
weather Duckwater Nevada

weather area 51 Nevada Texas usa
texas?
weather 51.1081596,-114.2802081
weather nevada
weather no
weather baby
weather galaxy
baby popand
bye
weather poop
weather poopland
hi
Congratulations @dim shard, you have now leveled up to 2!
weather man
unfunny.
weather COVID
@sly path, invalid location. Define a location.
proceeds to say weather covid
weather covid
@sly path, invalid location. Define a location.
covid Canada
Number of cases in Canada. Number of cases may differ from other sources.
3,280,695 (100%)
114,894 (3.50%)
0 (0.00%)
736 (0.02%)
36,522 (1.11%)
3,129,279 (95.38%)
3000.71 (0.09%)
954.00 (0.03%)
58,032,175 (1769%)
1,515,639 (46.20%)
81,728.05 (2.49%)
19.22 (0.00%)
lmao, should be real.
covid new york
You cannot use this command here. Please do it in a commands channel.
Bruh
covid australia
You cannot use this command here. Please do it in a commands channel.
weather bd
@dim shard, level 30+
I should probably stop using commands 😬
@robust leaf YOU MUST BE RESPONSIBLE!
covid bangladesh
You cannot use this command here. Please do it in a commands channel.
Connecticut
- UDP Flood, ICMP Flood, SYN Flood, Death ping, NTP Amplification, HTTP Flood, DHCP starvation attack, Cisco HSRP active router hijacking, DNS Query flood etc.
what
stuff to fry my network
i dont think i will win for the giveawy lol
for the
giveaway bot has only chosen me for the winner once and it wasn't even a real giveaway
Before I try those things I need to know how networking works
always choosing the most inactive member of all time
i wanna experiment with bypassing Cloudflare and Imperva mitigations
discord nitro for the most inactive member
that doesnt even use discord
and then they claim it
read the rules and do the opposite
@robust leaf,
Member (@kasrahatamnasti) not found.
punishement fail! laugh at this user
Hey guys who wanna grind in jailbreak?
Carisard 2#1148 has been muted.
laugh at this user 
Hey guys who wanna grind in jailbreak?
FluffyController927
W
W
I remember when he was in the rockets
We loved him
Still do
Scary hours
🇨🇳
It’s crazy to think about how that was aimed right there though
Like if it had went off
Just imagine having the thought that it could go off any second
Yeah
Id probably run towards it or like throw a rock at it if no one else was nearby
It’s a relief it didn’t go off but then a eye opener that it was intended to do harm
Everything’s just insane rn
Why would you throw a rock at that
ba mod
Definitely
Cause i do stupid stuff like that
You arent supposed to throw rocks at it
You are supposed to throw acid on it 
Do not try at home™️
ok what?
imagine if it exploded while they were tryimg to pick it up
who wants to play jailbreak?
My tank background crashed my discord lol!
on
You must like tanks a lot
what's his most favorite tank though
who wants to play jailbreak
Most active people here don't play jailbreak sorry percy lion
pepsi had the 4th largest navy cause the soviet union gave them a crap ton of submarines and ships
oof alr
im just super bored
pepsi would get 17 submarines, a frigate, a cruiser and a destroyer
pepsi could've gone to war with usa
But are they experienced in war is the thing
all of that so the soviet union wouldn't lose their beloved pepsi
:smoothtroll:
i hope you all are having a great day.
stay fresh cheese bags
Thx
yes
is this even a jb server anymore
No
Not really
nah
no this server is mainly for planning tax fraud
yes
You plan on tax fraud.
I plan on leaking classified navy info.
We are not the same. 💪 🐺 🇺🇸 🔥
u plan on tax fraud
i plan on leaking national security documents
we are not the same
you play on leaking national security documents
I plan on transferring you to Java and exploit log4j on you
we are not the same
Sadly I patched all my Java applications + log4j is kinda old now
- u only heard of log4j because of the popularity
- u probably have no knowledge on actually approaching a target
DDos
You're talking about log4j
I am already booting your wifi
We are different individuals. 🔥 🐺 🐺 💪
hi
Log4Shell
ye
Hi.
This is great
i had 9 camping cops and i only had 2k bounty .-.
WHATTT
just spent like 6 hrs trying to implement a poorly documented networking thing (wireguard)
holy crap it works
😤
lmao
Something worth while celebrating for solving such a hassle
I like your song playlist
lol its a pregenerated one https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3ckau7CzXJzdTbR2ngbia3?si=c6396aae197f4a29
Oh
Btw you inspired me to do youtube and other good stuff :D
@somber egret where did you download Microsoft flight sim?
(Gifted from his friend named Michaelsoars17)
ah
"Gifted"*
GiftedNoba
did Michael even send him the yoke?
The app store
Ha
steam
???
did Michael gift you it???
no
User how is your day?
alright
lol i dont even rlly need it, my financial aid isnt even need based

@somber egret dms
man said dms
@somber egret Want to play Jailbreak on your private server?
GUYS lets make this message starboarded!!!
đ ćśķəřøß
you r mean
Look at a crab dance
Congratulations @short tusk, you have now leveled up to 35!
no wonder u have no frend 😦
oof
JKJKJK
WOT!
dang tank just got roasted
User is my friend
Bruh
funniest ba member
Should I rip him?
no stop
He's driving my nerves
OOF
I saw that
rip
LOL >RIP FUNY
Topic
Do you prefer to cook or order take out?
Congratulations @stark verge, you have now leveled up to 4!
jkjkjkjkjkjk
I'll star it aswell
what's with you and jk
Okay stop saying jk it's driving me nuts
ok
jk rowlings my girlfrend 🙂
AGAIN!
nice
I'M OUT
sowwy
wait
its all @fair sierra's FAULT SHAME ON YOU
SHAME
IM GOING TO BAN HIM
DON'T BLAME HIM
HE'S MY FRIEND!
jkjkjk
COOL FRIEND

NOT MY FRIEND
but im only 6
UNDERAGE!
ez report
😦 im derpreeses
jkjkjkjk
Doesn't matter if you are joking you still get ban
:0
time to make alts 😠
JKJJKJKJK
guys
wanna know a secret?
im @somber egret's alt
If you are real user your name would MyUsernamesThis or one of his alts
?
no im trying to fool ppl to think im fke but im real
im only letting u know so shhh
did he call a mod a officer?
Idc at this point
:0
Sup
u dare disrespact me?
YOOOO
Hi who's this?
DRAMA AGAIN THE FLIP
A person
topic
If you won $1 million playing the lottery, what would you do?
LOL
check logs
Deleted message
hi fellow officer
he deleted a message
good news I take a screenshotted it
I'm not user 😉
hi mr officer, im innocent, this man,@short tusk, tried to sue me for trying to go into my house! APPREHEND THIS SHAMELESS MAN
Why ping?
u have the rite to remain silent
anything u say can be used agaisnt u in the court of law
the flip
u ca have an attorney
Okay, what about it?
this is not roleplay
if u cannot affowrd one, one will be appointed to u
FEAR ME!
Only Nitro giveaways right now?
!report
still decent
Damn





