general

[fallen wharf]

fact confirmed

you had over a year smh

[marble moon]

Yea :sadge:

[fallen wharf]

october 10th, 2018 was the final day

[ripe siren]

hello selfer

🙂

[marble moon]

I was dumb that time though

Hey Creeper

[bleak oasis]

not as dumb as me

[fallen wharf]

anyone looking back at themselves from 4-5 years ago would call themselves dumb

[bleak oasis]

i would call myself incredibly dumb

[fallen wharf]

^

[ripe siren]

likewise

[bleak oasis]

i still think you're dumb pepsi but it's like quirky~ UwU~

[ripe siren]

🧐

[fallen wharf]

trap stuff

yeah i know your history dw

[bleak oasis]

no

why does everyone associate trap stuff with cringey egirl things

[ripe siren]

#event-announcements me when it's February 26th

[fallen wharf]

arent you not a girl

if you're a girl, ive been lied to my whole life

[bleak oasis]

yeah but that's not what i say as a trap

mate how are you still not sure

[shadow sonnet]

what is this badge and how do i get one

[latent spire]

Nitro badge when nitro first released

L Alex

[cobalt oracle]

high quality

[short tusk]

Indeed

[rough creek]

my biggest flex is that im probably the only member here to get the old hypesquad events badge

[fallen wharf]

for now, yeah

once events become a thing again, im all in

[marble moon]

Callmecarson pfp

[rough creek]

[cobalt oracle]

good old days

[rough creek]

who was khm9 lol

[cobalt oracle]

Canadian

[marble moon]

Yea

[rough creek]

oh yeah

doesnt canada have

like 30 different discord accounts

[cobalt oracle]

yes

[thick bobcat]

): i got banned

[fallen wharf]

we all really wish you did

[rough creek]

W pepsi

[broken gorge]

ok

[fair sierra]

TRUE

[fair sierra]

2 year anniversary coming soon

[ripe siren]

Is my user a scammer?

[rough creek]

[kind wing]

pog

pls robux

[rough creek]

no

[last token]

ahhahahaha

hi

[rough creek]

@ripe siren

guys, it be pretty funny for the 2nd time if we got an old message from someone onto #starboard

little did we know it was gregory

[proven heath]

u already know me so well

[rough creek]

wall man

[broken gorge]

ok

[proven heath]

what's the name

[fading narwhal]

hello

oh hey canadixn

[brazen drift]

I dont feel as if bacon army would care

but I graduated in ma today

[fading narwhal]

bob

[brazen drift]

hello, Unverified180967

[fading narwhal]

sync got me banned

[rough creek]

what

[rough creek]

who u again

[brazen drift]

where

[fading narwhal]

on discord

[fading narwhal]

fake door123

[rough creek]

Don’t know who that is

[fading narwhal]

right

ohhhh

u werent there tallic was

[dark oracle]

@everyone Is their any COP HEAVY servers u goys r in

[rough creek]

It’s been 10 days since the bot comp ended

Who’s the winners

[brazen drift]

there was only 3 submissions

and the judges been slacking

[fading narwhal]

idk

u know who I am righrmt

bob?

[rough creek]

Agree. Ok now star it

[rough creek]

Is that fr?

[brazen drift]

mystic said so

[rough creek]

Oh ur ban evading

[fading narwhal]

huh

wdym

[rough creek]

U got banned from this server

[fading narwhal]

no

[rough creek]

So now u created a new account

To prevent that ban

[fading narwhal]

from discord

[rough creek]

L bozo

[fading narwhal]

I hate u

[fallen wharf]

@mental rune car analysis please

is this photo real

source: facebook marketplace lmao

[fading narwhal]

wow

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @fading narwhal, you have now leveled up to 2!

[fading narwhal]

yes?

why

[brazen drift]

thats one shiny tesla

model s im guessing, can't see well

[fading narwhal]

bob

[rough creek]

It’s a grey box

[brazen drift]

Unverified180967

[fading narwhal]

I contacted discord

[fair sierra]

who are you

[fading narwhal]

hey z

[fair sierra]

oh

[rough creek]

He’s that one annoying phantom guy

[fair sierra]

you're ban evading L

[fading narwhal]

ur my best fraind

[rough creek]

[fair sierra]

ultra chads never ban evade

[rough creek]

[odd notch]

It seems real but how much is the price

[fallen wharf]

bro the shadows

also $24.5k us, or $31.1k cad

[fading narwhal]

ac I hate u.

[fair sierra]

idc

[odd notch]

What’s the car model

[fallen wharf]

S

[fading narwhal]

dude u were nice 2 days ago

[odd notch]

What year was it manufactured

[fair sierra]

weren't you the one that literally just said "i hate u"??? 💀

[timid turtle]

hi

[fading narwhal]

no what are u talking about

[fading narwhal]

hwllo

[short tusk]

@timid turtle MINECRAFT!

[fair sierra]

yahhh wtf is this

[swift zinc]

@krisi

@ripe siren

[fair sierra]

@odd notch this ur country?

[swift zinc]

ITS BEEN LIKE 2 DAYS KRISI

get online

[short tusk]

Among us

[fading narwhal]

oh hwy apo

sup

[broken gorge]

pl

[ripe siren]

pack your bags

[fading narwhal]

hwllo

[broken gorge]

hwllo

[fading narwhal]

wanna be friends?

???

[fading narwhal]

u still there?

[broken gorge]

ye

im playing a game

sorry

[fading narwhal]

oh nice

[broken gorge]

sure we can be friends

[fair sierra]

we're going to ALBERTA BABYYYYY

[fading narwhal]

yessssss

[fading narwhal]

sure good luck

[fading narwhal]

can I call u kidman? its way easier

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @fading narwhal, you have now leveled up to 2!

[broken gorge]

bruh

[fading narwhal]

what

[broken gorge]

ok sure ig u want

[fading narwhal]

???

yess

[broken gorge]

ok i might not respond anymore cuz

in a game

[fading narwhal]

when I said I wanna call u kidman why did u say bruh?

[broken gorge]

oh that's what a dumb person calls me

that's not you

[fading narwhal]

ok

[broken gorge]

are you an alt

[fading narwhal]

huh

wdym

[fair sierra]

@fading narwhal what did you get banned for

[broken gorge]

ye u

[fading narwhal]

idk

[fair sierra]

how do you not know

[fading narwhal]

wdym

[fading narwhal]

idk I just got loged out

[rough creek]

Bruh

Log back in

[ripe siren]

we are gonna pick up cady man too

[fading narwhal]

I cant it said account disabled

[fair sierra]

i dont believe you

[fading narwhal]

I contacted discord

[rough creek]

[fair sierra]

do you know what time you got banned at least?

wait did you get banned from the server or discord

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @fair sierra, you have now leveled up to 62!

[fading narwhal]

still no respond

[rough creek]

Discord

[ripe siren]

potato we are going to canada

[fair sierra]

awesome

[ripe siren]

pack your bags

[fair sierra]

already am

[fading narwhal]

no

[ripe siren]

[fading narwhal]

I woke up wanted to upen discord but it wont open

[fair sierra]

so that's why

[fading narwhal]

it said account disabled

[fair sierra]

check your email

it should say why it got disabled

[fading narwhal]

I did

[fair sierra]

what did it say

[ripe siren]

who is fake door123

[fading narwhal]

but nothing was there

[fair sierra]

@ripe siren

[fair sierra]

^

[ripe siren]

🧐

[fading narwhal]

idk if he was there when I changed my name

[fair sierra]

can you like send a screenshot of your inbox in dms

[fading narwhal]

I dont have my email on my phone

[fair sierra]

who even reported you

bruh

[rough creek]

Me

[fading narwhal]

99%sync

[rough creek]

Just kidding

[ripe siren]

bottom tier

[rough creek]

Y sync

[fair sierra]

+5000 trolling exp

[rough creek]

He ain’t even active here

[fair sierra]

why would sync report you

what have you done so he can report you

[fading narwhal]

so

[rough creek]

Being in the server

[fading narwhal]

she said I forced her to send a pic of her...

I never did

[rough creek]

Hold hold

Sync is a girl?

[short tusk]

cant chat alot

[fading narwhal]

yes??

[fading narwhal]

sure

[fair sierra]

what pic specifically

[fading narwhal]

u never knew?

[rough creek]

No

[fading narwhal]

face

[fair sierra]

ok.

that's a stupid reason to report

[fading narwhal]

I know right

[fair sierra]

so you checked email and nothing popped up

[fading narwhal]

nope

[fair sierra]

not a email from discord??

weird

[raw badger]

R u @ripe siren ?

[broken gorge]

ok im back

[fair sierra]

you're probably gonna be away from your account between 2 weeks to a month

[worn parcel]

When will User come back?

[broken gorge]

are you an alt

[broken gorge]

he quit

[worn parcel]

Oh

[fading narwhal]

no what are u talking about

[worn parcel]

When did he say that?

[broken gorge]

you sure?

[broken gorge]

idk ppl said

[worn parcel]

Then why does he keep posting on twitter?

[sharp badger]

because he wants to

[rough creek]

Sync

[sharp badger]

hi

[ripe siren]

@high viper lets not say things like that 🙂

[sharp badger]

all they did was send a kiss gif

[fair sierra]

adopt me

[marble moon]

:smoothtroll:

[ripe siren]

you know what you said 🙂

Do not say it again

[runic star]

what did they say I just got here

[fair sierra]

an animal bit my arm and i am very irritated by it

[ripe siren]

mosquito?

[rough creek]

What if I do

[runic star]

ok

[sharp badger]

what animal

[runic star]

hmmmmmm

[fair sierra]

idk

it itches and it popped up out of nowhere

[ripe siren]

bug bite prob

[runic star]

probably

[peak wharf]

i feel so bad

[odd notch]

That’s not good if it’s irritating your skin

[peak wharf]

My friend from Ukraine seems very stressed out and isn't doing ok

[rough creek]

Everything irritates my skin

[exotic hedge]

yikes

[runic star]

I also keep itching for no reason and I keep using lotion and it dries up quickly

[ripe siren]

poland is taking people in without a visa at the border

all they need is a passport

[runic star]

the war with ukraine and russia is probably stressing your friend out

[peak wharf]

i also heard something about belarus taking people

[ripe siren]

romania too

[odd notch]

I hope your friend stays safe and hopefully this situation turns for the better 🇺🇦

[runic star]

yes

[fair sierra]

its just itchy

[peak wharf]

he's an exchange student here

[rough creek]

Belarus? Taking Ukrainians?

[stoic bane]

Just got done eating and getting cookies

[fair sierra]

Belarus is a russian ally after all

[peak wharf]

so my friend is safe here in the US

[ripe siren]

I'm glad that the situation there is actually receiving a lot of attention

[peak wharf]

but his family....

thats another story

[ripe siren]

yeah sort of is

[runic star]

ukraine needs to join nato quickly before russia invades ukraine

[rough creek]

No passport iirc

[ripe siren]

they need a passport

[rough creek]

Bro using internet explorer

[topaz helm]

too late

[fair sierra]

just hope the situation calms down and that your friend and family are safe

[runic star]

huh? im not

[rough creek]

Thought polish gov also announced later that passport not needed

[odd notch]

Putin is unpredictable

[topaz helm]

poland accepts refugees

[fair sierra]

poland is accepting refugees, yes

[runic star]

yup

[topaz helm]

rainyy

[peak wharf]

Nato activated troops for a potential counter

[runic star]

ok

[fair sierra]

i think thats the only country thats accepting refugees atm

[odd notch]

So I heard nato is protecting countries within nato or something

[rough creek]

For the first time ever

[rough creek]

Yes

[ripe siren]

https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina-en

[odd notch]

But countries like Canada and America had put harsh sanctions on Russia

[ripe siren]

Australia

Japan and NZ as well

[runic star]

I heard it on the news

[peak wharf]

Sanctions aren't gonna have an immediate effect ngl

[rough creek]

The entire G7 did

[peak wharf]

putin doesn't seem to care

[ripe siren]

the UK too

[topaz helm]

economically probably

[odd notch]

Russia's stock index has already plummeted down 33% yesterday according to data

[rough creek]

Putin will care when china said mix messages lmfao

[fair sierra]

1 dollar means 83 rubles

[topaz helm]

one of the reasons why ruble is low is the sanctions theyve been getting for the last decade lmfao

but putin still doesn’t care

[fair sierra]

zelenskyy is a madman

[ripe siren]

ong

[runic star]

fax

[rough creek]

Dude is a g

[ripe siren]

dudes out in his own streets

[fair sierra]

the man is literally staying in kiev as russians are about to enter it

[ripe siren]

nothing but respect

[fair sierra]

zelenskyy isn't scared to die

[peak wharf]

if the country goes down, a true leader goes down with it

[shadow sonnet]

a real one

[ripe siren]

definitely a real one

[runic star]

yes

[rough creek]

Who knew a comedian would become president during war time

[fair sierra]

if zelenskyy gets captured and dies, take a moment to realize how much of a madman he was/is

[runic star]

I really hope this isnt gonna turn into WW3

[topaz helm]

it won’t

[runic star]

you never know

[fair sierra]

i wanna state a speech that zelenskyy made on the attacks but its so long that i may get muted for it

[marble moon]

Its not

[topaz helm]

worst case scenario is a cold war ii

[runic star]

probably

[exotic hedge]

source bin or paste bin

[rough creek]

Find a link of it or paraphrase it

[fair sierra]

a cold war that will make russia collapse like the ussr in the first

[fair sierra]

paste

[fair sierra]

yeah i might

[ripe siren]

go ahead

[rough creek]

Russia will collapse if Putin just alt f4

[ripe siren]

just make sure it isnt too long

[runic star]

lol

[ripe siren]

send it in dms first @fair sierra

[fair sierra]

nah it is too long

wayy too long

[rough creek]

Send it as a .txt file

[primal galleon]

none

[fair sierra]

goes over the message limit lolololol

[runic star]

so, what is everyones opinions on bacons since we are in the bacon army discord

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @runic star, you have now leveled up to 2!

[runic star]

nice

[short tusk]

there is like 3 cops try to stream snipe me

[fair sierra]

Finally. After more than 3 weeks staring at the item shop screen, it's finally back. I can finally take the time for myself to wipe the absolute grease and sweat I have produced during these weeks. I haven't eaten in 3 weeks because I was too busy checking the item shop each minute to check if griddy would magically appear. It's safe to say I can finally rest now.

[rough creek]

US just announced sanctions against Vladimir Putin

[rough creek]

No way

[runic star]

wot

[runic star]

E

[prisma bloom]

Sus Stupid Losers

[somber sierra]

ok

[fallen wharf]

that was like over a day ago

butok

[sacred arrow]

egg_egg#7160 has been muted.

[storm mesa]

hello

[strong ruin]

hi guys

[broken gorge]

@brazen drift

are you playing rocket league

[neon island]

Did user quit?

[neon island]

Its you again

[strong ruin]

i have no clue

[broken gorge]

yes

[neon island]

Why

[broken gorge]

idk

[neon island]

Mankid what's good

Accept me friend request

[peak wharf]

user tweeted about quitting

summary: wanted to move on to something else

[neon island]

Nice yt

[broken gorge]

ok

[broken gorge]

nothing much

[neon island]

K

How do you add yt

[broken gorge]

idk

[peak wharf]

Connections tab in Discord Settings

[storm mesa]

hello mystic

[peak wharf]

Hello

[storm mesa]

hru

[broken gorge]

pickacho

[storm mesa]

btw when are the event results coming in mystic?

[marble moon]

Never

[storm mesa]

shut

[broken gorge]

🤫

[strong ruin]

how is everyone doing today?

[storm mesa]

bad

[fair sierra]

You cannot escape me. I am always here.

[short tusk]

I can!

[storm mesa]

How amazing

[blissful viper]

yeah very amazing

[broken gorge]

@brazen drift

[broken gorge]

ok

[storm mesa]

huh

hello Michael

[ripe siren]

hello

[storm mesa]

#929138482943754260

@ripe siren reminder to drink banana milk

[broken gorge]

ok

[ripe siren]

why have you been pinging me so much to remind me about that

I asked trinity to remind me and she did

[storm mesa]

no

[ripe siren]

wth

wdym no

[ripe siren]

oh my god

that role colour is so eye cancer

[storm mesa]

weed blazers

[ripe siren]

respond to to dms

[broken gorge]

ko

[fair sierra]

old admin colop lolololol

[broken gorge]

okok

[fair sierra]

absolute madman

[restive crescent]

UWU

[cobalt oracle]

stolen from me

[restive crescent]

UWUW

UWU

[cobalt oracle]

stop

[short tusk]

Okay fake Asimo

time to do rip

rip @restive crescent

[peak wharf]

ok the >rip is pretty annoying

[cobalt oracle]

ur dramatic

[peak wharf]

bruh

ok prosome

[ripe siren]

UwU

[restive crescent]

Number 15 Burger King foot lettuce

[fair sierra]

funny story when i got banned

someone wanted to exchange bans

basically he wanted to get himself banned so i can get unbanned

[restive crescent]

UWU ALL OF YOU

IM REAL ASIMO

I WILL BRING BACK FRICKIN TORPEDO

[ripe siren]

stop impersonating him

😐

@neat spire is the real one dumb frick

[restive crescent]

I’m just trolling

[marble moon]

:smoothtroll:

[fair sierra]

new omq right here

[ripe siren]

we know and its not funny

[stark summit]

genius troll

[fair sierra]

comes in chat with smooth troll every day

[ripe siren]

omq was a good troll

🙂

[marble moon]

Yea, he was

[fair sierra]

Omq trojan emote incident.

what

[ripe siren]

S tier troller

[fair sierra]

is omq gone?

[marble moon]

Yep hes gone now

[stark summit]

the savaiz incident

[ripe siren]

omq was in here a while ago

[fair sierra]

jesus christ

what's he done

[ripe siren]

what

[restive crescent]

What the fudge

[topaz helm]

prob left

[ripe siren]

savaiz incident?

[marble moon]

Didn't he left?

[restive crescent]

I want to talk to user

🙂

[fair sierra]

Anthony Messi incident. October 7th, 2020

[topaz helm]

the one where he was being trolled by pings?

[ripe siren]

thats way before I was mod

[restive crescent]

UWU DADDY

[stark summit]

The ryan and allie incident

[restive crescent]

DADDY FAT

[ripe siren]

you can stop now

[fair sierra]

shut the hell up

goddamn

[stark summit]

most funny ba user

[fair sierra]

funniest ba member

[ripe siren]

Z

parallax how are you though

[restive crescent]

UWUWUWUWUWUWU

[ripe siren]

you feel better?

[fair sierra]

skrindo do the world a favor and mute the guy

[stark summit]

yeah

[ripe siren]

yay the broken heart is gone

[stark summit]

🙂

[ripe siren]

[fair sierra]

black heart

[ripe siren]

progress

[ivory swan]

emo

[restive crescent]

HER name is gabby she’s 10 and she died

[fair sierra]

Same for me. I consumed ink.

[ripe siren]

dude what the hell are you talking about

[restive crescent]

Ur mom

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @restive crescent, you have now leveled up to 2!

[fair sierra]

I LOVE CYANIDE 🤍

[stark summit]

me after cyanide pill 🤣

[restive crescent]

Noob

[fair sierra]

Hello my name is Carmon Winston. I am 17 years old, I am very similar to you. Did I mention to you that I am dead.

[stark summit]

im seriously questioning if this guy is an AI trying to make us laugh

AI comedy bot

[zealous spoke]

Hes not a comedy bot

[fair sierra]

Funniest BACON ARMY member

[stark summit]

guess im right

[fair sierra]

you are

[zealous spoke]

You just told a 12 year old theyre funny and now they're gonna act like this until a bot mutes them cuz they think theyre funny

[fair sierra]

just gotta let them know its sarcasm

[stark summit]

dude...

[fair sierra]

why did skrindo go

[stark summit]

you forgot to put /s at the end of your message

do you seriously understand just how serious this is? @fair sierra

[fair sierra]

OMG 😱 😱

FORGIVE ME FOR MY ACTIONS

I APOLOGIZE

[zealous spoke]

@ripe siren he's having a stroke in chat pls help

[fair sierra]

@ripe siren Summon. Summon. Summon. We need you here right now.

[ripe siren]

chill with the caps man

and calm down please

🙂

[fair sierra]

bro mute him please 🙏

one more time..

[ripe siren]

😾

[solid timber]

😾

[stark summit]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/777982972648357911/946984594513748038/Screenshot_20210824-124536.png

[ivory swan]

a lion

[zealous spoke]

Tiger

[fair sierra]

Dog

[zealous spoke]

Wdym a lion

It has stripes

Its a tiger

[sacred arrow]

Lucas A#6388 has been (auto) softmuted.

[stark summit]

guys please get it right (i am an alcoholic )

[solid timber]

There we go

[ivory swan]

bro its literally a lion

[fair sierra]

PEACE OBTAINED

[cobalt oracle]

https://i.imgur.com/Ea9ujQd.png

[zealous spoke]

IT HAS STRIPES

[stark summit]

donal

[fair sierra]

i am a drug addict. i am so WICKED.

[topaz helm]

thats kinda racist

[fair sierra]

truer

[zealous spoke]

Your mom is racist

[stark summit]

So is math

[fair sierra]

my mom is racist 😦

guys

[topaz helm]

mmath is racist

[ripe siren]

Arithmetics

[stark summit]

geometrics

[fair sierra]

y × 9 = 81 is officially RACIST

[stark summit]

§

[fair sierra]

i see anyone doing an equation i will CANCEL you.

[stark summit]

my dad whos a mathematician:

[fair sierra]

Lord have mercy.

[stark summit]

LMAO

def going on pepega

[marble moon]

Damn

Good thing I have my dms close

[fair sierra]

he's called me

[solid timber]

Why is he wasting his own time

[stark summit]

PICK UP

[solid timber]

[stark summit]

you should PACK HIM

[peak wharf]

Roblox moment right there

[ripe siren]

wow

just block him

no need to escalate the situation 🙂

[fair sierra]

guys put it a star board so i have a justified reason to use cyanide (i really like cyanide)

[ripe siren]

thats not a good idea

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @ripe siren, you have now leveled up to 58!

[marble moon]

58

[stark summit]

Congratulations @ripe siren , you have now leveled up to 58!

[fair sierra]

Please help me he will end me.

[zealous spoke]

Hes gonna continue if you keep acting upon it

[stark summit]

luca a

[fair sierra]

i genuinely can care less tbh

[zealous spoke]

Just block him and stop posting him here

[fair sierra]

he's stopped messaging me so that won't happen

[fair sierra]

yeah uh he's due to come back in like an hour so expect hell by then

why are you chaning the music so much

i have seen you change like 16 songs in a span of a minute

[ripe siren]

i was going to switch to a song forward but i decided to go back

[fair sierra]

k..

[fair sierra]

please do..

[short tusk]

USER TURN ME INTO A BACON

[stark summit]

2015 Was 17 years ago.

[fair sierra]

2000 was 90 years ago.

BACON ARMY members casually talking about jailbreak after news spread that Ukraine has been nuked.

[topaz helm]

"Anyone has nuke???"

[muted ember]

wgats

what's the name of that guy that has a traffic cond on his head

[ripe siren]

[topaz helm]

wat

[peak wharf]

DatBrian

[topaz helm]

oh that guy

[muted ember]

nvm

[muted ember]

no I mean bayat

[fair sierra]

bayat

[muted ember]

I might have to step in

[fair sierra]

If things don't calm down.. I'll have to step in

[muted ember]

we doin duos

Ukraine battle royale

[marble moon]

Fortnite

[stark summit]

bro i remember in online school someone unmuted their mic and i heard the battle bus sound effect

[peak wharf]

bruh can we like not talk about Ukraine as a video game simulation?

[ripe siren]

yikes

worst thing that happened to me was probably unmuting during a csgo match

[stark summit]

"hey uh x are you playing a game?"
"no"

[marble moon]

Did they got caught?

[ripe siren]

but I thankfully didnt say anything lmao

[marble moon]

omegalul

[stark summit]

bro i was playing arsenal and i was losing badly

im surprised i didnt say any swear words

[ripe siren]

csgo lobbies shout racial slurs

[marble moon]

Its csgo

[ripe siren]

one annoying thing about the game

[stark summit]

are you implying that you say them /s

[ripe siren]

😾

csgo lobbies try not to be annoying challenge

[stark summit]

rainbow 6 lobbies try not to tk other people

[muted ember]

I got arrested 4 times by 4 different Korean people

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @muted ember, you have now leveled up to 2!

[muted ember]

in 4 different celsiors

[stark summit]

was playing doom eternal when i accidentally unmuted my mic

[muted ember]

and they were laughing at me

[mental rune]

yes

[stark summit]

especially the causal lobbies

[ripe siren]

siege try not to have weird chat challenge

also in casual lobbies

[odd notch]

23 isn’t a number

[ripe siren]

comp too

[stark summit]

siege players when they realize theres a gamer girl in their lobby

[steel wedge]

L

[ripe siren]

thats more cod

[stark summit]

its most video games in a nutshell

[ripe siren]

meh

I've been in a good amount of csgo lobbies with women in them

[stark summit]

the most recent one resulted in her leaving due to harassment

[ripe siren]

and they were calm

[ripe siren]

yikes

[mental rune]

i stand by that statement

[stark summit]

or they just act like they havent seen another human
like ever

[topaz helm]

why

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @topaz helm, you have now leveled up to 22!

[mental rune]

idk its funny af

[ripe siren]

why is 23 not a number

[mental rune]

idek what i meant

i had a slow moment

[stark summit]

23 isn't a number

[topaz helm]

holy imagine if this said 23 instead of 22

[ripe siren]

aw man

if only he was 23

[ripe siren]

yea

[stark summit]

537284728929 isn't a channel id

me when political compass bot

[mental rune]

lmfao

[topaz helm]

political compass bot would never delete general

[odd notch]

Political compass would never delete #general

[ripe siren]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/789005950354456608/915078615975215194/IMG_8041.gif

aw man

🙁

[stark summit]

no embed :(

[topaz helm]

what a hel

[ripe siren]

does the emoji

[odd notch]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[ripe siren]

:shoewater:

wait no nitro

[short tusk]

3,000 reactions I'll do room reveal 0-0

[steel wedge]

Rant

[swift zinc]

what

We can’t even get 1K reactions for money

[stark summit]

bro you already did a room reveal?

wasnt there blood on the floor last time?

[ripe siren]

oh god

are you ok

[swift zinc]

👨‍💼

[steel wedge]

:the rock:

[short tusk]

There is no blood on my floor

[stark summit]

and on the walls?

or the floor just looked weird

[storm mesa]

Hi

[topaz helm]

house tour

[steel wedge]

Yours?

[peak wharf]

ugh solo queueing in rocket league with players that don't know how to position

[short tusk]

Are you kidding me

[ripe siren]

#537284728929

i did a house tour in staff vc before

[swift zinc]

True

[ripe siren]

wait skill werent you there

[swift zinc]

I remember it

[stark summit]

house tour
the local adoption center

[steel wedge]

I was

[storm mesa]

@peak wharf when are the event winners coming

[swift zinc]

it’s big 😳

[ripe siren]

[short tusk]

My parents wouldn't let me do my house tour

[peak wharf]

I literally don't know

[ripe siren]

wasn't that big

[cobalt oracle]

never

[stark summit]

@peak wharf 🤨

[uneven panther]

l

[steel wedge]

I have stored your houses floor plan

[swift zinc]

@peak wharf 😳😳

[odd notch]

In two years I will do a dorm tour

[ripe siren]

same

unless I still live at home

[stark summit]

in 2 years i will do a setup tour

[peak wharf]

apparently the judges are too busy

[steel wedge]

:the rock:

[cobalt oracle]

ill do a dorm tour in august :)

[peak wharf]

and i've requested several times for an update

[ripe siren]

lets go

[storm mesa]

Haha

[ripe siren]

can krisi alive again

🙏🏼

[stark summit]

doing a house tour this august!
(NYC subways)

[topaz helm]

i might move to another city soon

[storm mesa]

Greg

[steel wedge]

Where did she go?

[storm mesa]

Why

[ripe siren]

I believe she is busy

[short tusk]

me

[stark summit]

me when greg no more nyc pictures

[short tusk]

?

[steel wedge]

Skrindo

I stored their floor plans

[ripe siren]

please send them

[short tusk]

thats not good

[steel wedge]

I was in staff VC

[ripe siren]

I've been looking for them online for a while

[steel wedge]

Ok

[topaz helm]

just want to live closer to my family and school

[stark summit]

CNN

[steel wedge]

First PæyPal me 45600 dollars

[ripe siren]

cozy

[stark summit]

is that cardboard?

[ripe siren]

blanket

[stark summit]

ah i need to turn up my brightness

[steel wedge]

Why would it be cardboard

[steel wedge]

Well..you’re in a room.

different from the one we’re in

[ripe siren]

what

[steel wedge]

Time’s probably different

And so is the air temperature

Maybe even the color of the paint

[ripe siren]

cady man lives in the arctic

[stark summit]

canada

[ripe siren]

cold hell

[topaz helm]

can

[steel wedge]

I live in Singapore

[ripe siren]

no

[steel wedge]

Feel free to not feel free

[steel wedge]

Wait what?

Bruh I do

Do I not?

Lemme open maps

[stark summit]

gifted nova

[ripe siren]

Singapore is a fragment of your imagination

I only wish it was real

😔

[steel wedge]

(In distorted 8-bit voice) Country in Asia

[ripe siren]

how does this have over a billion streams yet no lyrics on spotify

[steel wedge]

Because why not?

[stark summit]

spotify

[steel wedge]

Spotted

[topaz helm]

[odd notch]

Well you definitely aren’t wrong!

[ripe siren]

is that a hotel

[odd notch]

Yah

[ripe siren]

i swear ive been in a room exactly like that

marriot?

[odd notch]

Nope

[ripe siren]

hilton?

[odd notch]

Nope

[ripe siren]

huh

strange

[steel wedge]

I also cant help to realise the…fact that the lamp is different

||Lol we don’t even have a table lamp||

[topaz helm]

hyatt

[odd notch]

Really nice hotel room; the tv is on a strand which can rotate 180°

[ripe siren]

zamn

[ripe siren]

nice room

[steel wedge]

Is the lamp using an LED bulb or Incandescent?

[ripe siren]

pipe bomb

[steel wedge]

Whats the power rating of the lamp?

How much voltage is there?

Where is the wifi router?

What is your room number

[stark summit]

ps5

[steel wedge]

Is there a manager?

[topaz helm]

"what is your credit card number?"

[steel wedge]

Let me talk to them.

What is your credit card number?

[odd notch]

I’m going to guess an incandescent bulb

[steel wedge]

Interesting,

[swift zinc]

FR!!!

@ripe siren

[ripe siren]

tbh i really want to go somewhere and stay in a hotel so thinking of going to either downtown toronto, ottawa or montreal (maybe somewhere in the us if things get a bit better)

@ripe siren 😞

[steel wedge]

ITS INEFFICIENT

@ripe siren are you still here?

[swift zinc]

I tried Snapchat but her account got disabled

Silly her

[steel wedge]

I don’t think she is still here.

[ripe siren]

she is still here

no parallax

[steel wedge]

Oh

[stark summit]

1984

[ripe siren]

[steel wedge]

ξp

Skrindo why are you Skrinso?

[ripe siren]

who

[steel wedge]

And what are the 17 wallflowers?

Why are they?

What are they?

[stark summit]

identity fraud

[ripe siren]

there are 17 wallflowers

[steel wedge]

Interesting.

[ripe siren]

😦

[ripe siren]

isnt that a movie or smth

[steel wedge]

Who are the 17 wallflowers

Where are they

[ripe siren]

thats called "the perks of being a wallflower" @ripe siren

[steel wedge]

What company made them?

What brand?

Is there warranty?

[ripe siren]

i dont know

[steel wedge]

Did you get free shipping?

Is there expiry date?

[ripe siren]

why are you rapid fire asking questions

[steel wedge]

Because I’m insane

[ripe siren]

xp grind

[ripe siren]

ohh

[steel wedge]

Really?

Who are you

Who am I

What is this

[ripe siren]

thats a terrible way to xp grind

[steel wedge]

Where was…who?

[steel wedge]

Yeah.

I don’t know what I’m doing

[ripe siren]

yet you are continuing to do it after acknowledging it

[steel wedge]

I also cant help to notice the fact I did not place a period in that sentence even though I used an ‘.

[stark summit]

fun fact:
thats an ineffective way of level grinding!

[steel wedge]

But also

Idk if I want to use a period

Because it may make me sound rather formal

Oh yeah..

Idk

And then I got banned for the false racist word thingy

[fair sierra]

i think it was rumored that grammar was an effective way to grind levels

[steel wedge]

🦾>💪🏻

👹
👕
👖

What the hell is an ogre?

[steel wedge]

Lets see how much I got

[ripe siren]

i would advise you to stop xp grinding like that

[steel wedge]

But why?

Bruh hello?

[ripe siren]

[steel wedge]

Oh yeah what is considered word walling?

[ripe siren]

this

is

considered

[steel wedge]

How many line breaks

[ripe siren]

wordwalling

okay

thanks

for

letting

stop

me

know

[steel wedge]

Even if it’s in 1 paragraph?

[ripe siren]

kk sry

[steel wedge]

Minimum line breaks for word walling is 4, yea?

[ripe siren]

if you aren't going to contribute to the conversation and are just going to rapidly ask a bunch of questions then I would suggest you stop doing that in order to farm xp @steel wedge

[cobalt oracle]

I hate trying to fall asleep when it’s hot

[ripe siren]

hot???

it's cold down here

[cobalt oracle]

It’s not actually hot but I’ve been feverish and I’ve burnt up today

[cobalt oracle]

My temperatures been normal tho so I have no idea why

[ripe siren]

dang that sucks

uh oh

covid?

[cobalt oracle]

Nah

I’ve had 3 tests

It’s a viral infection

[ripe siren]

My tests that I ordered in the mail came today

[ripe siren]

wow

thats not good

[steel wedge]

There’s no conversation and the chat is prety much dead so yeah I’m gonna leave now before I get muted for talking.

[fair sierra]

splitting messages has always been against the rules for grinding xp

[ripe siren]

theres something going around

[cobalt oracle]

The doctor said it was fine and she couldn’t do anything except tell me to buy some Flonase

[fallen wharf]

@steel wedge hello i am requesting proof that your name is copyrighted

otherwise, ima feel free to name myself the real yash

[ripe siren]

No one said you were going to get muted for talking

[steel wedge]

Oh yeah its copyrighted with all rkghts reserved

[fallen wharf]

proof requested

[steel wedge]

I’m gonna not spam anyways.

[fair sierra]

the chat is pretty active rn feel free to chat

[fallen wharf]

got a copyright license?

[steel wedge]

Wait what

[fair sierra]

guys

[fallen wharf]

actually it cant be copyrighted

[fair sierra]

I will do the impossible

[fallen wharf]

got a trademark license?

[fair sierra]

2 levels in one day

impossible

[steel wedge]

Its trademarked yes

[fallen wharf]

let's see that proof

[ripe siren]

Im asking you to stop doing that

[fallen wharf]

you can't just say "ooh this is now my name and i am trademarking it"

thats not how that works

[steel wedge]

My license is in my house, feel free to get it.

[fallen wharf]

you gotta trademark it through a copyright office

[steel wedge]

Ohh ok.

[fallen wharf]

aka the wannabe dmv

[steel wedge]

I’ll do it

[ripe siren]

better than a school nurses ice

[fair sierra]

dmv

[ripe siren]

[fallen wharf]

it wont go through

it'll get denied

[steel wedge]

Im ofcourse not actually trademarked/copyrighted

[fallen wharf]

"The" "Real" are too common words

[fair sierra]

i haven't been to a school nurse since october

[fallen wharf]

yash is uh

[steel wedge]

But I will get it trademarked as a brand

[odd notch]

Bruh what happened 💀

[ripe siren]

havent been to one in forever

[fallen wharf]

whoknows

[fallen wharf]

please attempt

[ripe siren]

but I went to an athletic trainer last thursday

[steel wedge]

Not now.

[odd notch]

I was looking through my photos for nostalgic purposes

[fallen wharf]

i would LOVE to see how that turns out

[fair sierra]

that was when i had to tell the nurse that i got a doctor's notice that i can go to school since i quarantined

[steel wedge]

Ok then you will have to remember that for like a few years

[fair sierra]

before that it was since 4th grade

[steel wedge]

I cant get my name trademarked at 14

Im sure you’ll have to pay them

[fair sierra]

get your named trademarked NOW.

rn

i am not kidding NOW.

[steel wedge]

Please wait 4-5 business years. Or decades.

[fair sierra]

bro said business years

[fallen wharf]

probably cant afford it

tbf trademarks/copyrights are actually decently cheap

[steel wedge]

I can but idk the price

[fallen wharf]

HOLY CRAP

never mind

[steel wedge]

Dude we can afford 2 houses. We already got 2. But its a waste of money, I told them.

[fallen wharf]

for a copyright for images, its $45 for a single or $55 for an album (really well priced)

as for trademarks...

$275 per

[steel wedge]

Per what?

[fallen wharf]

per phrase

[steel wedge]

Atleast its not 1k