#general
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fornir
its time skill knows how it feels
totallynotnero when he demotes skill while he's getting his life threatened
hello greg.
"its time skill knows how it feels"
wyr
A: Bathe yourself with dirty water for a month
B: Not bathe yourself for six months?
the Badimo team ruined the j store. Wayyyyy too difficult for anyone to complete.
If you could invent a holiday, what would it be?
skill issue day - everyone sweat at everything even sleeping
fax
international eat desert only day
Arkhapov day, (based on the soviet cuban missile crisis)
wyr
A: Shave your head
B: Let your hair grow down to your ankles
oh my God
wyr
A: Lick someone else's armpit
B: Have someone else lick your armpit
copium
Me breathing in copium (it's good for you)
polonium
true
oxygin good song
yourself.
@small zephyr please don't advertise.
Ok
#ad ruffles
@exotic hedge rare W.
- skill is better.
Okay so
i think i might be better than @swift zinc
ok but
nitro flex L.
no.
:floppaspin:
It was like a block away
i died in fortnite
gen
nice
waiting to be rebooted
a mile or two
then why dont y'all just say a mile or two
i dont have friends to reboot me 😭
imagine using miles.
💀💀
use metric system.
sadge
jailbreak does
its my option
l.
so what?? ur gonna cry?
Bro what👨💼
this isn't funny or good at all.
ok sorry
@swift zinc it's the weekend, should i procrastinate more than usual?
its friday
no.
yes.
ok
Go make some money Fr fr good luck
lmao, i don't work today.
How's it going with the lockdown?
Hello.
Hey tank
We were let out
i don’t really have much information yet. I’ll get more when the news coveres it
Well that's good your okay 
Is reporting through hotbot or butil
idk
🚶♂️ 🤠
topic
What is one of the top things on your bucket list?
idk
wyr
A: Give up your phone
B: Give up junk food
bacon Utilities has failed to fetch 5 would you rather questions
Do you believe in God?
Yes.
Yes
always
no
Anyone down to play?
!!!
H
Hello.
Yes
Hi

nice
Xdd
There’s a petition to get a principle at my school fired 💀
$296 a month. That’s at least 296 KitKats per month
lemme change my patreon price to +$4 so it'll be $300
Greg
oh thats right I'm greg
i thought you were greg
+$500
Ikr
What if Greg is actually here right now and a bit active
alt account
no problem
Yes
Anyone wants to play jailbreak with me?
i know thats you bob
tgregstermama123 is back
.....
for what lol
@sly path pay the lvl 50s?
with nitro
No way in hell don’t pay lvl 50s they’re annoying
<@&393750061202276356> withdraw the power we hold
oh I get to change my about me
Pressure Studios
Yes
@magic sluice any updates on the competition
No!
I make the best snap streaks
OMahGwerd
woa
yeah Muh is keeping that 1000
Warrior Simulator 
thats been over 1k but whatever he's cheating 😒
?
"Only heart reaction"
okm
pretty sure there's at least 5 reactions there and each of em have over 200 🙄
he shouldve said that
no
everyone learns the hard way especially me and pepsi
well that would make the challenge super easy
I guess
10 reactions only would need 100 each
or just react 20 times you only need 50 reactions per reaction
that's on muh
@swift zinc rejoin
eh
i did
Rainy banned you by the way
Dumb!
True
i told you long ago
@swift zinc awesome ping
only 1600 left to go
He’s just bad
i dont want to restart my bots 🙁
How much pings do you have skill
I have admin and can’t even ban them
hehehe mwahahaha
you cant 🙂
No
i'm sorry you aren't a level 50 to understand.
Lmao how do you mess up that bad

lmao
Who plays pet sim x?
I play a game similar to that but it’s much better
sleep
nero
been to florida ever?
i have done big stupid
2 interstates during rush hour
never have
I dislike anything that has to do with pet sim x
It’s not like pet sim x
how could greg scare you..?
am curious
lol
the legend of gregory
gregory
explain
why would it hurt
Didn’t he try to nitro scam?
no, he actually got 30 nitros
what a heel bro
USPS in a nutshell
i hope you stub your toe
stumble my toe
I hope you get your socks wet
if youre wearing socks rn
bob thats mean
i’m in florida
so is mc donalds sprite
Fym that’s Greg
even better
ok
ill search this whole state in seconds
I hope you get sunburnt
may the alligator knock on the door
Skin cancer yay!
Pepsi and Greg meet up
sounds fun
square up
i4 and i75 during rush hour
bro how do you do this
I mean no im in nyc
i thought i25 was bad
see
NO DONT DO THAT
that was from months ago bet
cool
That’s Washington DC
@kindred peak i hope you trip, fall in a pond, and stub your toe on the way out
🧢
I was going to ask if that was downtown orlando
NOOOO
why? because your profile picture is an f18 hornet in msfs
i didnt choose that
f14 >
read the about me
I hope you wake up and fall off your bed, hitting your head ont he floor, then when you get up, trip over your own legs and break your arm while falling
ont the*
too violent
ont the*
ont the
on the*
ont the
yo guys greg here
universal
it was approximately busy^8 today
i see panda express
Anyone who doesn’t play rocket league should walk into a wall
thats fake, im at school.
see
if it weren’t for the $1600 we invested into fastpasses, each ride would have been 85-150 minutes of lines
ii ran into a screen door if that counts
looks like a good school

Sure
jesus
yea I got arrested for bringing cologne
i went on a day with heavy rain so fast pass doesnt matter 
its a great school
a great school
but my socks got wet
https colon slash slash tsa dot gov slash precheck
L
smh

colon p
no way is that the real greg
link bypass report
How's new York
yes
yes 🤠
How's your Lego going
🚶♂️
if it weren’t for precheck, i would have missed my flight
greg always put walking guy
less than 26 minutes to get from entrance to the gate
and skull
great
yes
thats still long for me
🤠
legos
when I went i was through everything in like, 5-10 mins
Is that website not allowed here
:
Venom
Spider man
Redox get yo bri ish butt to bed
Too late
Hello Redox
plus its friday
hi
I dont get to bed until 1:30 amish
i didnt sleep till like 7am last night
ggez
i can do it on demand even tho im on medication to stop me being able to do so
why
U shouldn’t tbh
Discord server mid tbh
yea i mean this is my alt
Like you
calmmmm
life gives you children you throw them at the wall for free paint
ok now wth did u just say
looks sus
hello
cricket noises
this also makes me wonder what am i doing with my life in this server
OMG
shut up
That's funny
Congratulations @valid sorrel, you have now leveled up to 2!
lmfao
k
@brazen drift go get the real Greg ❗
he refuses
whats the point hes already here lol
He is not the real one
greg rethought about life after getting banned from ba
greg is generic (john is too)
this is why we have unique users
like keyboard smashers
for example
owhrvouchbrswfgnjbfvasd8bvihrbefsidghvbihesrzghfbgibieushbvj
jking
...
hold up
my mac is saying
"This webpage is using significant energy. Closing it may improve the responsiveness of your Mac."
yes
me rn every day: im bored
Dm me if u play pet simulator x!
No
i had an epiphany
misery.
hello sir acescril.
Ratio
Hello sir galaxy
how are you this fine day?
i had an epiphany
What
Physics
i had an epiphany

What’s that
a moment of sudden revelation or insight.
its a song by futuristic and nf
good collab
U had a sudden insight of you getting no girls? 😹👎
No image perms
Recommend to staff to allow buy ingimage perms or unbans with Robux or usd
Hi
u wish
I am Greg
Ok
i have these all the time.
I am Acescril.
Honestly once i complete jailbreak mission thing for a future im just plain out quitting
just stop at this point
you've said you'd quit things hundreds of times now
what do you do? come back the next day
@fallen wharf i need help.
Tf
help desk is currently closed
should i finish my report OR should i continue to procrastinate?
And after that ill delete my account
she/her exists 
WirelessWaib#6965 has been banned.
please contact us during our hours of operation from 5pm-6pm est
sure.
i paid 69420 for vip
lmao nico L.
i will sue!!!
only michael is vip
i have nitro until may and enough money to fund a sticker drop lmao
$69 pls
oi i paid 69420
i have a great daily mix 1 on spotify
now I go
gaming
and he left again
tank has left
in one hour*
at least 15 kit kats
all "active" bacon army members do this at one point
they leave and they rejoin
me
i always left and rejoined back in 2020 and 2019
you should pay me
you should pay me for the work i did for you
because i am totally going to lose my money buying this mc account from a shady site
sadly it doesnt work like that
skill is better
Which site?


I'm buying an ultra secure access account there
but it's with PayPal so i havr to dm someone on discord for it
a@sync
sync fell off
bro you forgot about me
?
have you bought it
where is the mclaren in jailbreak?
already
card is easiest
oh
all 3 retired i think
well if you want to you still can
i can give a few dollars extra i think with what i have in my paypal
Jailbreak got a new update tho
ok thanks
@brazen drift I actually thought you were Greg
good
h
hhhi
ello
im bored so i98 came in here
um.. help me not be bored?
idk
i only got roblox ;-; i wanna play cod tho
sure
you must be 9 years old
Congratulations @ripe siren, you have now leveled up to 2!
most borinh childhood
ikr\
"KzatsVonHohenstaufen"
Greg
and?
ok
who
Mods...
who dat
Congratulations @wise rover, you have now leveled up to 2!
i leaved up??
It is i!
Holy it's Greg!
My greatest fan
Can you take a picture of ur dad
I want to see how cool he looks
kzat?
what
"I have PTSD since I was 9 and my father needs to travel through a boat to get anti-depressants while I'm asleep."
this guy: "Ok and?"
gtfo
gtfo?
dm me if you wanna grind money with me in a call
average day in ba
grind moey ib what
shut up
your local bank 🙂
I ain't gonna ballet dance infront of a kid
🙂 (me smiling after dumping a body in your local burger king on January 28th 2022 at 5:36 pm)
wait is this a jail break server?
no
no it's a call of duty server
bet
💀
all jokes aside this wont become a roblox server very soon
this server has gotten awful
i have a priv server wanna grind in dat?
sure
no way you realise that now
freiend me?
firend*
my user for roblox is loke76578
ok bet
good because if you have realised it now I'd have
I can't even say much here
I think it got bad around 2019
forgot it was in my name
it was decent in 2019
2020 was probably one of if not the worst year for here
Troll unto others as you would have them troll unto you
i sent
Don't invoke fear or misinformation upon others.
You won't get banned if you spam?

lol

Apocalypse will rejoin with 3 days max
He says he’s gonna leave and ends up joining a day later
he left?
again
what the hell
what r u applying for
discord moderator
i was so correct
Fortnite battlepass
alexx i will hire you as a discord admin
why
you get free taco bell
i never had taco bell
Major bag alert
closest taco bell is in glasgow
do they even have taco bell in britain
Bruh
Ikr
if you think that's rare then let me flex that I have a Perkins that's like around 7 minutes from here
No links XD
Hell rejoin in a few
It's all a blur for me
I just remember 2018 being good
i have a weis thats a 5 min walk from me
2018 was peak ba
Glasgow
ghost ping
It's just a survey
oh
nvm
Rip
anyone wanna grind in my private server?
Then I went to buy grapes from Walmart for a few months
fr??
ill be real honest i dont remember much from november 2020
Yeah
i don't really recall you being here
I was the totally not Bryan guy
The election
OHHH
Was bad
yeah I remember you
Politics is terrible
Ratio
ur mom
ur dad
ur granddad
sigma grindset
Obama
I voted for myself
+based

I LOVE KARL MARX
HAHAHAHAHA
BACON ARMY Staff Information:
Staff Applications are currently CLOSED.
Handpicks will still happen occasionally.
@ripe siren
funny part is kanye voted for the first time in 2020 and he voted for himself 🤣
aint no mf handpicks going on here
COMMUNISM
dont all people who run for president vote for themself
i dont know
i would think its common sense
damn people here really hate caps
i LOVE communism
i would send the soviet communsit logo but this server doesnt let me
even though it failed in most countries
: (
YES!
whoa dude went really edhy there
don't worry i think some communist countries are failures
why
Has anyone been handpicked
not the biggest fan of communism
Tbh do we need 30 mods for a dead server lol
hotbot may take my stickers, but not my image perms
Greg
guys is Joseph Stalin, leader of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics a bad person?
I made this on accident this could be a Great pfp
hes kinda cute
Obscure
Anyways I miss obscure
What happened to that guy
anyone wanna vc and grind money in jailbreak ?
No
Pepsi moment
Hey guys just came back from paying my editor money from my yt video xd


Typical tank moment
why wouldn't user boost hes own server...
please friend me
@warm flint no links
Do you add random people as friends
No
not really but its my alt
Like without even knowing them?!
no friends to play with rn
just make some friends in real life
am also trying to play AUT but need to wait 60 DAYS
Good idea
i do have friends in real life but they dont talk
Congratulations @warm flint, you have now leveled up to 2!
they arent friends then 
Do you like me
Doesn't everyone?
@fallen wharf I hope you step on a Lego
The redox one?
ye

@fallen wharf can I be unmuted now 🥺

6/9/2047
Aw
hold on
Hi
@empty hound
it’s not
I was hacked
this is also not faked
pepsobama
I just stubbed my toe i hope you make food and your mom calls you and when you get back its cold and unenjoyable and you eat like a depressed alone middle aged man
uh oh Jeff bozos going broke
no not yet
yessir i have it again
NO!
you have to send a video of you touching grass and taking to a woman to have it
and then do a push up
@half musk
No
Hm
HAHHA when I searched up "furry" it resulted with johan
why am i not surprised
idk
can i change now
3 hours
mmmm
2am est
I got a deal for you
rock is sus of u
I'll do to you what I did to dan. each minute you're online thats +$1
dan went online for 10 min for nitro
I saw the notification and almost jumped from my seat
thats at least $10
300 dollars
okay
?av @half musk
oh...
Oh that's a server pfp
NO ITS SPFP
can i have a list of cmds-
It's okay greg
we can still do it this way
Yes do ?help and >help in #bot-commands
no cause you won't be embarrased while online in other servers / dms
kk thonks
ratio
is it including nitro cmds
whos clara 🤔 @half musk
take one good guess
your boyfriend
sure
sure..
when the ladder is
what a gamer
bruh i need that
@night jacinth hi
ikr
@magic sluice hii
@empty hound hu
How r u
yall watch aot ._.
Smile makes it seem fake
🙂
The s is silent 
Honestly its creepy
Lol
No the a is
🙂
I am in spin
No the s
🙂
watch for em they everywhere
It seems passive aggressive
A

Hola omq
Hola luna
S
LOL

I win
No
You lost
Yes
Yes I saved it
A
S
No
S
S
A
Its 2 against 1
Majority vote
Please dont
She said she didn't want it before
For one sec
ez
Do you want it moo
Hahaha
n
colour might change soon
PLEASE
Pls change the nitro booster color
Carrot
Hi bestie @night jacinth 
@ripe siren hi bestie skrindo ma'am
🙂
make it hot red
Brown brown brown
Make it brown and I'll ban myself
@night wren bb can u make a new role icon if i select a colour
Make it pink pleaseee
Pink is mine
Storm can share
4 what
retired staff
Pls matt
because mine isnt good enuf
Pink!
k.
I've been begging forever
Yayy
NO
wtf
it is orange
im slow
Honestly I would rather have baby pink over orange
make it yellow
no one can say otherwise
neon yellow
GREG?
cannot see it
omg its bob again bruh
Pink pink pink
unless yall can come to a consensus on one color we cant change it a billion times
Please
LMFAO
🥺
thats twice today




