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im a potato
:U
canadixn
PepsiPlayzz
Mankaru
Man
@fallen wharf also dont ask why im awake its 1:30am
Go to sleep
no
ok
U need sleep to be tall
Not short
American pls
5'7
Big Macs from McDonald’s
67 inches
im a big mac
5'8 iirc
Imagine being under 6’
5'7.7 lmfao
american freedom units my beloved
hey @proven heath https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/a-very-scary-snapshot
🙂
5’4 is avg?
oh he beat me to it like in an hour
FINALLY WARDEN IS HERE
for a 16yr old female yes
@barren dove lol! below avg 
average child height
Anyone down to lay jailbreak
is 5'7 average for a 15 year old?
sleepy brandon is exaggerating the situation to divert attention to him and kamala's scandal with the cia. back when trump was still president biden and harris were communicating with cia to get info abt russia investigation or smt which is illegal since only FBI can do that. There were pages full of evidence that proved this. since sleepy brandon's approval rating is 40% he wants everyone to steer away from the CIA scandal and have everyone panic abt ukraine invasion. Biden literally said last week, russia is going to attack on the 16th and nothing freakin happenend. even russia was like where tf did u get that date. Brandon is just utilizing russia as a political tactic to save himself. So he can go poop himself and lets go brandon
That’s my height
same bro
173cm (5'5") is average height for a 15 year old
My posture j makes me short
Shut up dashorter
Height doesn't matter btw
bro is jealous
selfie
john
john
😱 😱 😱 😱 😱
How about you communicate with some girls
vibing
DTOP
bro im crying
i joke
no
💀 💀
in britain btw
we are just short here
is Korean jett
shut bro yk females are shorter
is france a chamber
ik i didnt know they was that short
my friend is 14 and shes like 5'9 bro
france is a prison and once you're born there its a life time punishment
tbf her whole family hella tall
fax bro
no shes indian
they tall as hell in the netherlands tbh
5'9??? she???
Nah females are very tall
cap shes dutch
shut up
no
Alt account stop spamming my dms
im 5'8 💀
thats what im saying
everyone here under 6 lol
your friend must have had growth hormone medication to make her taller ffs
is this a real thing
Like growth hormones can make u tall
yes
yes
K time to get some
growth hormone
mf is gonna become yao ming
Clearly isn’t making me tall
wyr
A: Lick a sweaty armpit
B: Chew on a clean toenail
Broken hotbot
What else is wrong with hotbot
Everything
No like honestly
wyr
A: Have the ability to fly
B: Have the ability to read people's mind
bloody windy out here
thats bacon utilities you idiot
new york weather is something else
Same thing
it works on #bot-commands for some reason
it was freezing yesterday and today it was like 50 degrees and it was windy as hell
wyr
A: Be able to fly at 10 miles per hour
B: Be able to run at 50 miles per hour
No, that is discord bot phobia. I am very offended right now. Therefore, I am gonna report you for breaking the TOS.
tomorrow its gonna be raining at 50 degrees with wind
ratio
💀 💀 💀
ny weather bipolar af
ny weather bipolar af
10c is cold lol
@stark summit
@NoMercyDull#6679
I have to live in like around -20°F weather every day
@fluid spire
can we go dms 1 sec?
we get those temperatures late winter/early spring
wtf
@swift zinc I am spamming
What’s a good Netflix movie that is out rn
I need it in America
Have you seen who?
This ratio
At the moment no
everyone uses celsius sadly
No ew F is much better
Fahrenheit easier sadly
Is that a real movie?
true
No, who asked 🤣
TRUE!
ok
okokokokok
usa imperial system will be BANNED!
imperial is so bad the first country that invented it switched to metric
:U
Union of Soviet Socialist Republics
what was even the first country to use imperial
you get used to it
it takes less to get used to the metric
isnt there one other country that also uses imperial
_ _
Liberia and Myanmar
Libya
liberia
right
Lmao
oh liberia
and myanmar
Whats wrong with M/D/Y
Literally nothing
I can understand units of measurement
dd/mm/yy
Just because of the hierachy
22/2/22
But the date format is just dumb
hydennda6yd
2/22/22
metric will be a good start to standardizing things
us wont switch to metric anytime soon sadly
why does us have to be different with everything
me when i go on vacation out of country and dont understand any units 
either way there will be a 6/9/1969
BECAUSE USA NUMBER 1 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸
That already happened tho
uh sir
why that us flag not have 50 stars
It does
i believe you are commit fraud
It’s just tiny
i will be send fbi report
bro
Virus
Don’t click
🙂
whoops got virus already
Sorry america
fake website must be from cnn 😡 😡
actually canada isnt the best country rn because of the convoy
18 stars
From the original 18 colonies ofc
IT WAS 13 BECAUSE AMERICA #1 🇺🇸
who's gonna tell him
Canada speedrunning its way to become worse than Texas and California
the US has the 2nd worst postal service
canada has the worst
canada postal service is worse than skill's jokes
skill219
Wait till he hears about the Brazilian postal service
Good one!
better than canada
O m g
Hah! Your package never even shows up lol.
France sweating in order to become worse than new york texas canada and california all combined
fran
france just needs to "go to war"
🏳️
they'll lose harder than skill210 lost his funniness
white in the french flag is for the surrender
Me learning the world map and learning how to avoid france
I dont know what the hell is going on in Ottawa
e
nah go to afghanistan instead
red is for the bloody hell the french people have to live through
its such a good country not even spellchecker capitalizes it
do french people even exist
No, not really
I am full of funniness
nah they're just wannabe italians
Infact, Camille is an AI
🧢
@fickle iron is this true
equivalent to Wyoming basically
A: Be super strong
B: Be super fast
Where do you currently live?
all jokes aside wyoming probably the most boring state in the world 🤣
ok i guess we are not farming xp
i was in wyoming in august it was literally just badlands
only relevant cause of yellowstone sadly
yellowstone is part of it
ye
Wyoming having yellow stone is propaganda
ive been to yellowstone
o
How? I havent seen yellow stones
truere
i saw a bear minding its own business on a hill there
Colorado also takes part or it too
it should just be a couple of counties
nevada invades Idaho and utah takes part of it too
complete usa
i forgot Arkansas exists
Me when the word Ohio looks like a Tractor
ohio looks like a mushed in usa
Big O little o
:dynoError: The Fun module is disabled in this server.
also new mexico
should also be 1 or 2 counties
doesnt denmark own Greenland
Walter worlds
I forgot New Mexico existed
mexico itself should annex it
new mexico is just the wannabe mexico
Lol
Oh, it seems like New Mexico is ending their mask mandate IMMEDIATELY
nah, new mexico would probably file a lawsuit calling trademark infringement
Ending there mask mandate in a state with 2 people
The only reason why Mexico is on my mind is because I have to study a boring thing about the Aztecs
Yeah our school ended mask mandates today
somehow the order was effective immediately
a
And somehow they found their homeland because an eagle was perched on a cactus lmfao
I still think Iceland and Greenland is the greatest troll in history

We have a different standard here. It’s insanity
who thought about the massive trolling
about to commit miniscule trolling in kreeks server
hehe I made that, u can use it
Same
Rule H5 No hate speech
Ratio
a tiny margin of trolling
the nft trolling
Rule T2: “War is peace, ignorance is strength.”
i think im just banned from kreek entirely on my phone
you guys chat in kreeks server? That's lame
Rule M9: Big Brother is watching
tried joining on my alt and i was already banned, didnt even join the damn server yet
no sadly
i got banned ages ago
Sadly?
Congratulations @raw badger, you have now leveled up to 15!
Kreeks mods are a diff breed
Basically the entire ba server had beef with kreek's and the staff were pretty much banning any ba staff and known members
when was that
Any that are in ba
like 2 years ago
oh lolok
helix
Like 2018
NOOO MY NFT 
@fair sierra I’ll request an unban for you
is he active in kreek by any chance?
And how are you going to do that with
Are you still in jb discord
✨ kreek moderators ✨
goodluck ive been banned since December 2020
Yes
send me kreeks server in dms
we do a little trollin
and its kreek staff what makes you think they're gonna unban a level 50 ba member LMAO
That’s where I usually saw greg
tgregstermama123
Ikr
greg my idol please come back

Someone snap Greg to come back
Michaelsoars17™#0001 has been muted.
.

prediction: that was skill
LMAO BYPASS L
Un mute micheal now
nooooo
Or no discord nitro
he bypassed
how dare you skill two ten

my eyes were closed
common Michaelsoars17 L
skill abuse again??????
pls demote

No it’s not
Bro shut up
all these caps warn in kreek's then a level up message in a foreign language
Ratio
Why
lets just ban skill for no reason
if he'll ban us for no reason, might as well uno reverdse it
COUNTER RAYSHIO 🤓 🤓
failed
i got banned from kreeks server for "leaking"?
Lmao
Lmfao
radio
Great time to be in kreek server in 2020 huh
spoiler: it was mak and abby
yeah, you totally would have sent kreeks face and they banned you
mak was the one who gave abby the info appt
user is sus
Ur not funny
Kreekcraft after a member says the least based thing ever
I need to sleep now
I'm not supposed to be
Common Pepsi w
its not supposed to be funny though
funniest level 20 humor
...
dear skill210 @swift zinc
least based skill210 mute
hi
this is why level 20s should not exist here
you have incoming 📬
mail?
@swift zincyou are cool 
it’s cold out can you bring it to my front door
skill mod abooz pls demote
- michael
Imagine if you can mod Mail on hotbot
@lusty mango hi I like your mutual servers 
Skill210 Skill210 Skill210
skill 210 I swear if you pepega my face, I'll sue you
FAke
BYPASS
you're on pepega sadly
You posted it in general
SKILL210 BYPASS
Huh
HE SAY NO NO
noooo
THEN EDIT IT!!!!
how dare you mf
I WILL BE CALLING MANAGER
What is it? 
im jk its been dead 🙂
I will be contacting the authorities.
Manger cannot pick up the phone right now. I am in charge at the moment how can I help you ?
how is he in wb wtf
not possible
you gotta be in the US
Shot op
no
It was in someone’s about me for a while
classified info please delete
basically 3am
what even is pepega
why am i exist

Nah
U don’t
What is weedblazers, only heard of INGSOC
Not funny
i think they buffed chiron
Awesome pfp
bro rlly got downvoted and deleted his msg lmfaoo
circle 791606980404838440
yes
my favorite pepega was alexx's message from rsc sent to starboard
send the server an autobanned word tbh
I liked how that worked
roadster accels like anything and tops at 215
im just gonna point fingers at stormer by default
true
that was pretty funny
blame stormer for everything unless proven otherwise
the answer is your pfp
.fmwk
chiron accels a bit slower and goes above 250
Incorrect
.fm
who
I am banned from weed blazers
Unfortunate
too bad bozo
you're unbanned
@lusty mango
@lusty mango
uhh
@lusty mango
send invite in dms
wanna hear a dark humor?
sure
why not
One day i was working and i saw a kid crying, i ask her where her parents was, she cry louder
Man.... i love working at orphanage
low tier, low effort, overused
:/
copy pasted also
ik
skill210 (adopted unfunny gamer) gonna mute you for this one
the cringe
yes cuz i typed in other server
sure why not..
no can do otherwise I will get banned in Bacon Army
how many colours are in a rainbow @fallen wharf my brain stops working after 1am
why
reverse card
more than 6 and less than 8
you know what happened to shot op... right
ye?
that is why
DONT DO THIS TO ME PEPSI
I forgot about shot op
victim of skill210 abuse
I'll ask him later then
YOU KNOW I CANT COUNT
skill issue
shot op got banned from ba now ba is in shambles 😦
Can you give me his ID
shot op is in my server and my server shines
I want to check what happened again
brb joining a quick server
oh no
badger is the most.... car if ur a cop
407995788187271169
Oh I see
why is username not uploding vidz?
pepsi why are you writing an essay
If you or a loved one have been victim of skill210 abuse, call now. You may be entitled to significant financial compensation. That's right - if you or a loved one have been false banned, muted, warned, or had any other abuse caused to your emotions by skill210 in Bacon army, you may be entitled to significant financial compensation!
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Now you know why I wont do that thing anymore
@gloomy crag ur about me tho 💀
oh
by my message, i mean dm me if skill abused on you
All fake tho
i farded
also stars requested
Stars deleted
why request stars when-
Jk I would never
BACON MAN NOT UPLOADING WHY?????
i just wanted to get dms so i can make a meme image of skill210 abuse cases
Which you got none
what answer?
incorrect
@fallen wharf you didnt answer me
already got 1+
i asked u a question
wot
what question?
It is probably a scam number
@fallen wharf
this question 🙂 @gloomy crag
i answered
ok isnt a valid response to "why"
more than 6 and less than 8, OR https://google.com
uhh stop pls why?
bro got no brain
ok
giving nitro to a lucky person who dms me about skill210 abuse
pepsi

my insane military plan for belgian invasion on france cause i hate france so much
Show us @odd notch's report! @fallen wharf
Luxembourg should be gone too idk why its a country
well then your problem is solved
since switzerland is notoriously neutral i think austria should annex lichtenstein
I am home so yes
Im sorry what
bro a whole airline is based in luxembourg
yeah which one
cargolux
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face— forever.
its belgian now 🙂
o k
isnt it like 5am where u live chnil
go to bed
i wil send nukes to ur house
lol
jk
@knotty sonnet dms
you wake up early goddamn
waking up at 8 must be pretty late to you
that's a fortune to me lol
You don't get anything in life laying in bed when everything gets started.
You wake up at 4 and you've done almost 4 hours of work before everyone starts.
it's 8:45 am and I am still laying on a bed like a sloth
fair enough chnil
i wake up at 4 and want to not alive
ok so
zero context time
yall ever seen young stalin? he kinda hot tbh
chnillson after finally getting a day stream
impossible
HAHAHA.
nerf miner
LOOK AT THIS MAN
bro
tallic after getting nitro again
genie redox x Stalin when
anas do u even know who stalin is
me after bullying a 9 year old who just got his house bombed
no
he is 12
no
hes 5 bro
gulag war

bro is actually stupid
stalin was a totally good man
Capitalism is helping India
🤨
mf he wasn't part of american nor did he help in it's freedom
bro are you actually dumb
you made my braincells off themselves
Bro 😭
bro went back to wiki
My Roblox Acc is for sale if anyone wants Contact me in my Personal chat
Educate the uneducated
@storm mesa are you currently failing your history class rn
because that was the only way left
bro its better than u thinking stalin is american
sthu lmfao
Its very cheap
I am failing my brain right now
Plz contact me
Wait he’s in like 6-7th grade he learning bout Islam
doing this is actually quite easy
the part that many people dont get and the part thats difficult is that it requires you to do it everyday
World history was fun ngl
^
Islam is better than history

the french revolution!
🤦♂️
red box
Y’all ever go somewhere and then be like “wait why did I go here again”
I mean, I kinda like how you're putting your religion above all things but islam does state that studying is important
for literally no reason
not at all
idc
not sure how someone compares history to religion but ok
So.. you know about more Islam History right?
LLOLOLOLOLL
is you talking to a wall?
History of Islam
yes
yeah
contacts lens
i bang the wakkks
no like
big wall
Bro?
@stark summit you have contact lens?
name all the prophets within 30 seconds @storm mesa
🤨
i dont wear contacts
yeah
i just
i look funny with glasses
they are 25000 something
same but i wore it anyways
bro- 💀
Praying to Mecca
how can I put 25000 names
L
they're 25 known prophets
Qibla Compass
started bleeding from my eyes
AYYYYY @somber egret im eating bacon rn
🕋
not 25k 💀
I thought all the prophets
is that koolll?????
I'm an idiot
DONT BAN ME
Kid doesn’t know about his own religion
it is believed that 124k prophets were appointed
but out of that; 25 are known
If bro was Hindu he would say shiva’s third eye is nothing 💀
ok next question
If shiva opened his 3rd eye we would not be here
what is shiva's third eye? i'm curious lmao
Where is babylon located in modern day
Shiva has a 3rd eye, we believe that if he opens it everything will be destroyed
Basically yes
You may delete this since it is insulting
Cuz roblox is for kids
oop
"roblox server" 🤓
Ah yes the "trilochana"
I am being an idiot atm
anas is down bad
bc it was based on a family friendly yter? lmao
Bro look at your pfp
@odd notch can you answer this
Iraq
rare w
somewhere in the middle east
rare W ong
You've been hit by, You've been struck by
||A smooth criminal||
badadadadadaa
what happened to the hypnotix dude
ok?
@ripe siren
idk
one of the very good songs of the 1900s
Congratulations @coral wyvern, you have now leveled up to 2!
ik
i wanna listen to it now but its 3:30 am :(
am now sad
do u have earphones?
no
rip
im gonna get some airpods soon hopefully
Vladdonx#6491 has been muted.
you dont have bluetooth headphones either?
I have airpods
airpods is good
Canadian history is really boring
smooth criminal, billie jean, heal the world
bro got muted
good stuff
iphone 12 not having a headphone jack my beloved
@coral wyvern L bozo
LMFAO
corsair bluetooth usb adapters my beloved
british canada
be a smoooth criminal
my phone doesnt have one either neither does any other modern phone, guess we gotta deal with it 
smooth criminal is respectfully mid
vibing
bro who you
Someone
.
purple role
Apple removed the headphone jack, Apple removed touch ID, and now soon Apple will remove the iPhone
rarest L from camar
AYO JOLLY LLB IS HERE
ay!
xd
Hes the guy with the superior role colour
don't call me dat
When I have orange
bro i havent seen this man in ages
Im the guy cleaning up the world
@zealous spoke holy!! the real asher?
I did not ask
rare L
test test
basically i was sleeping
i have a chellenge for u
@zealous spoke YOOOO ASHERMAN???
Back to vibing
78.83.2.248
keep it that way for another 6 months pls
asherman more like fisherman
k
nvm
test concluded
i can sleep only for 3 weeks
and i have exams
next month
😢
hibernating jolly llb
im sorry who is he
i must have forgotten
ayo!
who?
checked his bio and remembered
If u are reading this U are a Stupid Disgusting little useless worm.
...
If you eat 10,000,000 bananas at once, you will certainly die from radiation poisoning, but you will probably be dead from just eating the bananas.
forgor to change it
bro forgor 💯
who'd eat that many bananas
monkey
banana man
jolly ranchers
bruh
billie vibe
lollipop
even the monkey would take an axe and chop a banana tree next time it sees it
billie is somewhat mid
W
why you bully me
dms
yo what is a billy vibe man that suss
circle @fickle iron animal abuse
i already know what's up

mid
yeah..
W
she swore at me like 40 times till she got breathless
bro what the hell
who?
average billie eilish fan response
ok
wha- sneaky is a billie eilish FAN?! commits Die
HELL YA IM BACK
why
NOOOOOOO
no its just
@swift zinc
.
I'm in what
what

???
Welcome
easier to say with our accents ig
ty
is the so bread big or the girl/woman's hands small?
american delicacy
ima make a grilledchesse for myself
"I am 32.6% roti" -my friend
why is my sentence so bad.
is he indian
maybe
he studied for the covid test and passed it
eat rumali roti
rip bozo
good for him
best roti imo
roti or garlic naan + palak or butter paneer masala
cant beat that combo
i dont think i have ever tried indian food ever
bro you have to try it
i never had garlic naan before
its insanely good
not common here
naan is yummy and tasty and good and enjoyable
aint no way
bruv roti with palak paneer is da best
with paneer curry
The Way Life Goes
palak paneer is good
imma go for like 10-20 mins
I assure you everday 'my friend' makes fun of my food everyday because it has meat in it
no im not a rat but im all up in my
i just saw sneaky's profile and thought it was a duck
what
its a cat now when i look closer
WHAT DID YOU EAT FOR DINNER
your god
You'd be surprised to the total amount of vegetarians in India
it's morning here
i mean't DOG!
I'm not surprised
what did you eat for dinner 11hrs ago
uh
shut up i didn't spell anything wrong
biryani, later had roti
Hinduism, Janaism, Buddhism my beloved
just eating the last bits of pringles
no it's not even here i think
Congratulations @undone fiber, you have now leveled up to 34!
lmao
discrimination
gimme :(
can you reach?
What kinda pringles
pringles are great
cheddar cheese?
wdym
sour cream
i uh
huh
sour cream pog
God, watch your language guys
may have forgotten that theres a swear filter here
canadixn#7889
im way too tired
👋 Hello there, I'm Tallic. About Me I enjoy playing video games & sports such as basketball (go Warriors!). Some of my favorite games include: Minecraft, Fornite, and Forza Horizon 4. I'm also planning to start playing Apex.
wa
Fornite my favourite game
go warriors
...
go warriors
Raptors are better unfortunately
Discord Client for your political compass placement; just a fun little side-project I decided to work because woo... politics.
mid
WHY AM I AWAKE AAAAA
wdym 'play hard'?
ITS 4AM
why not
copying canadians github stuff
stay awake till daylight
miss u user
bruh i been up till 5 before
i didn't know that user was gay
bro since most people here live in america chat is so dead here at those times
you both were relationship partners?
Bacon Army political compass
kick him!
but then ill fall asleep later in the day and miss half the day :(
then dont sleep
bro i call pull 7am nights literally whenever i want
i just need sleep for exams etc
bro i got caught staying up late bruh
feeling sleepy?
Just dont sleep.
and tmr i got plans with my friends

