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@high wagon imagine playing Fortnite
My regular name
Yes.
I can’t see stickers btw
Hi
🧢
Hello there
that's 20k pings in an hour
if I had the time, the patience, the motivation to really get as maximum pings as possible, I could get 10k/sec
That’s good actually
Access granted.
Henlo
NOO @somber egret give me pls 🥺
I'm your biggest fan!!1
remember when yall said my drink looked like dirt
add whip cream.
dirt with whip cream
sounds appetizing
do it taste good?
hi apocalypse tank leader
@short tusk didnt you get banned
Hello
only like for 7 days
amazing
at least u didnt pull a greg
Mod bias? 
ig
I do not know who is greg
what??
Oh come on everyone knows greg even if you don't know greg
the guy who always sent planes
and pictures of new york
and was super spoiled and annoying
oh
obsessed with lego’s
the guy that spent hundreds of dollars on lego every day and posted it here thinking we cared
:)
that's what I loved about greg
I agree with this factual statement.
dude that was me but I am not greg
no he was properly obsessed
@magic forum i can buy that one gameing soon 🙂
no literally
spent over 5k on lego
why lol
that's something in common that you have with greg
Hmm
same here lol!
he spent at least 200 a day on lego
wdym
a week
but what differentiated you from greg is that he always flexed that his school had an escalator and you didnt lmfao
and I am a guy that went to Walmart
why are you buying the game
okay
Okay, so i last watched username like 2 years ago and saw he stopped uploading, why?
he quit
full time
nah i lied
sorry mern mother
ok
(do not ban me, this is a joke. i am not going to make redox cease to exist)
(do not ban mernama, only mernama is allowed to do that)
yea, Greg
Hi
Greg AKA greg, Greg., Greg :), gregory, tgregstermama123
tgregstermama123
tgregstermama123
join date : 1/15/2018 (mm/dd/yy)
last online : 2 days ago
he had no father
his father was affected by the curse of vanishing and potion of invisiblity
unfortunately his money wasn't
😔
These penthouses across the street are also nice
I hope his existence is affected by the potion of vanishing and getting kicked into my basement
who
tgregstermama123
oh my god!! nahh wait what really?? the real nico??
Nice weather in Central Park
Eating fresh
we have a remote day today 
Of course texas sues facebook lmfao
beautiful view 🚶♂️
hi Greg.

WHAT
guys look at all these legos I got w my parents money 🤠
sick!!!!!!!
more more more!!!
beautiful view 🚶♂️
oke
here's some peoples work place that has shiny glass which is amazing imo
lets also flex that an icecream company follows my ig
I feel as if the Moderation team in Bacon Army is dying. Every day I only see 1-3 people on at one moment in time (sometimes even zero!). Due to this, I propose a solution. It’s called “mernama”. If you promote mernama to owner of this server all the moderators would be online and helping all the time. Here are 3 things I would bring to the server.
- Every day at 12pm GMT there will be a random person who gets banned (This is funny). There will be randomly generated number from 1-525600 to choose for how long the member will be banned for (in minutes).
- Weekly fortnite giveaways where I give free fortnite for people (it’s free)
- Everyone who says the word “tgregstermama123” on 12 June 2026 05:12 will get admin
Overall, I think mernama would make a great addition to this server and positively impact it. Thank you for reading
Raysheo 🤓
this is truly beautiful
why are we keeping greg alive in this server?
whos greg?
what are you talking about
Gregory
Facts
thank you apocalypse tank
Np
face reveal here?
same
ima do face reveal fr
so funy
ok

what happened to myusernamesthis?
ive already seen yours tho
HOW
based
ehm
MF HOW
i cant say that
He hacked through your camera
Omg my school wifi is good all the time now this week i can barly log into youtube.
irl?
and + I have foxys and comrades face 
dear anas
no
Chill man whats the big deal of him seeing your face before you were gonna do a face reveal
send me
t
r
u
e
How do i fix my horrible wifi

Youre doing a face reveal anyway
but i dont even trust it
Alt + F4
face reveal
i think he sent a random pic
My computer doesnt have that button 😭
Boo hoo bad wifi then
I don't have F buttons

you on a chromebook?
Macbook
🇫
ah mac
Nah a lot of modern laptops dont have f buttons
ight imma do some work
ctrl w i think
No
wait thats tabs
i dont have control 🙂
will myusernamesthis return to youtube?
command+w
(Just get a windows laptop)
There is no F BUTTONS!
left on top
no nonono
will myusernamesthis come back to youtube ever?

omg.. I have music playing on yt and it cuts out every 30secs I am going to die
No
Download songs on spotify
On your mac
School wifi blocks spotify
@zealous spoke is there a chance he can come and make a apology video
Download youtube videos
At least i got into disocrd, It took 10mins to load up
.3901% yes
Lmao are you still on that?
just use your phone at this point
NOO
everyone wants that user returns back on youtube
.210%
No phones allowed.
Your school sucks
I would get 2 detentions if I had my phone out
.
Man i got detention in 6th grade for dropping a paper while my teacher was giving class
A paper ball
Also if you forget ur lanyard it is 2 dentions
your school is strict
Whats lanyard
@zealous spoke do you hate myusernamesthis?
Any form of fighting even if you are not agresser is expelled.
I dont hate him no
AAAAAA
ok
I dont have any specific feelings towards him
HAH sweet
Like an ID bagde
NOOO
Oh school id
yes
how dare he
i dont even use my school id
That would be 2 detentions!
My school just had a student id number but we didnt have any cards for it
We just had to know our number
What is the dumest rule at your school?
in elementary we had cards for it but once middle school started we just had to remember it
No phones allowed
wait
Thats not even that bad
hoodies in hallway = detention
I just realized face revealing isn’t that hard
That isnt that bad
lol we can't even have hoodies
chnil pic
ha
Hats...? Imagine that
i just saw anas face
Your face is now permanently in bacon army message logs
I don't have enough wifi to load photos
ok, I couldn’t care less

It is there forever
Epic face
Ikr
I still couldn’t care
ok
Honestly the dumbest rule is guys having to keep their hair short af
WAIT IT LOADED
awesome send it please
Bruh
Let me go pepegga it
how dare you
If you have such an issue with it being in logs why post it
Are guys allowed to have facial hair?
I couldn’t care less about my face, and I also care about my face
Okay same here
biggest w skill210 pepega post
Or jewellery
I don’t care if ppl see my face
Like necklaces and stuff
🎟️
What about smart watches?
smart watches are fine
I wasnt allowed to use mine for music
Man... we get detintions on those
I get punished in school for getting a normal watch 
I mean I still wear my apple watch everyday I just cover it
Half the people who owns a watch has a smart watch
so cool
What kinda stupid rule is that
i literally bring my watch to school and no one cares
I have one, but it’s sadly not apple
Cheating ig
Well mine lets us
Preparing us for college?
skill two ten face reveal when
But you would have to be an idiot to do that
I wish i did that honestly
its so easy to tell if you are looking at a watch lol
Our class never really had a teacher in while we were writing exams
Theyd always leave and do their own thing and come back to take our papers
So we could easily cheat
That would be nice.... Definitely would't work on the exam as a class/cheat in any way
I had someone copy my whole math paper during an exam
💀
I let him but it was so easy
He even reorganised my papers for me after using them and placed them back on my table
Its ok too me but not if they snitch
I got that man a 93% on his report card
oooo i want to know ur grading scale!
Idk maybe teacher's pet will see?
What is a A+/A range
I had good grades in highschool
Cuz i actually studied or i wouldnt make it to college
My average was about 90%
Me
Yeah have a youtube channel
I need college
What is a 90 for you?
Post roblox videos for the rest of my life
like what grade*
I think 90% is an A or an A+
WHAT!
Yeah its an A
A+=99/100
A= 95/98
A-=93/94
We dont do a+ b+ c- etc
Numbers?
Ye
e
Mr krabs
My worst grade was 20% in math when i was in 5th grade lol
a 90 would be a plain B for me
For an exam
20%??/ bruhhh
I was grounded for that
Back then we had to bring our exams to our parents for them to sign
So they knew all my test and exam scores
Same
Only a few times
I forged my moms signature for my homework in 3rd thinking it was gonna work
I never showed my parents my 7th grade report card cus I got a C and they never asked about it lol....
Lmao
Learning how to forge ur parents signature is an art.
My dad had me crying over my report cards if i got a 70%
I was a little kid with bad handwriting unfortunately
my teachers said it would be illegal if you signed your parent's signature yourself
this was in elementary
My handwriting still isnt neat and I'm out of school
I mean technically it is
It is
Here at least
My mom said she could report me to the police if she wanted to 😭
my mom said she would call the police 💀
if i kept on acting like a baby, this was when i was still a little kid though
My mom made me pack my bags once and made me believe i was going to prison for 7 months
I heard a ping.. but idk where it came from
When i was like 5
i would throw tantrums and she would say that
I packed my bags and sat outside the house waiting for my dad to take me
my mom convinced me swearing can make me go to prison
I was crying my eyes out
yes it can
Tbh i would tell my kid the same thing
I don't understand swear words.
Whats the point
of them
who created words that you cannot say?
Swearing becomes a habit
Once you start swearing its hard to stop
It adds so much emotion to sentences
you can say them
How is A+ 99- know what In my opinion that's pretty harsh for an A+
imma go
try it 🙂
School idk 😄
Yeah i think an A+ is 94%
Ive never used letters for grades before
I would have all A+'s but 2 classes which in tha case would be a regular A
I had like an 90 average
90 avergae would be B's
filling up the logs so my face goes more up 
more pepega
u sent face reveal?

um, yes
send when
🤔
I am not doing it again
:U
🤨
i smell powerschool
you smell correct
also imagine good gpa
Thats not a good GPA?
that only means ur in elementary or middle school
powerschool always shows it in high school
schools can’t block showing it
Why are american grades so harsh
because america
I am not nico
thing is, even a B hurts
Literally a B is 90%
yes
Nobody here gets 90% on their reports
How
A: 4 gpa
B: 3 gpa
C: 2 gpa
D: 1 gpa
F: 0
The average grade here is like 60%
that’s what hurts
so I have like a 3.6
bro failing
i dont need to get a good grade
you guys need to study more
i just found an absolute legend
Me neither, infact we dont even use letters for grades; just percentages
Here getting 90% on your report is godly
I get around that much
how...
Yeah 60% isnt even that bad
are teachers more harsh or something?
We do too
You guys have quizzes and tests
I work for my grades lol
i hack my grades 
We have exams every term
Oh
And our exam is like 80% of our term mark
we have every semester
god damn asher
Fail exams = fail year
That and the pretty harsh weight too of the exam
Nico you don't even do exams right?
not yet
??
tiny 8th grader heheha
What
Exams have such a harsh weight
How do you not have exams nico
8th grade
Our assignments bring us up by like 5% max
not highschool
But how
"How do you not have exams nico"
"8th grade"
You did exams in middle school>?
I did exams since 4th grade
Me too
Rigged
I didn't have to do these exams which cover the whole course until like high school
^
i do
same
just not yet
Huh
i have this thing called a PSSA
What does that mean
pssa's start at april iirc
i hate it
Is that you nico?
and sadly its a state test
:U
yeah
My fifth round starts tomorrow
fight
?afk schoolsch0olschOllschoolSchoolSChOllol
I've set your AFK: schoolsch0olschOllschoolSchoolSChOllol
?strike
yes
:U what is this even used for beneficially speaking
pls mods don't act sus and look into logs
What
don't look into logs
y
my face :p
Ok
dont
I'm not
ok
see you didn't respond
?
you're looking at it
I'm not
sussy baka
this is funny
Corruption
When you take a test that literally school does for you in the first place
correction
he didnt even get to uncover the corruption of the moderation team sadly
idk
No he did
we just take it every year starting at 3rd
Pennysylvania my beloved
we take the science at 4th grade and 8th grade
then we take something called the keystone during highschool iirc
Keystone
"Keystone"
The Keystone Exam is a Pennsylvania standardized test administered to the public schools of Pennsylvania, United States. The test has been developed by the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania Department of Education. Since the 2012–2013 school year, the General Keystone Knowledge Test Literature, Biology, and Algebra I VHS Exams have been available. Ac...
But why
its an exam
Why
who knows
Ah yes, I too take the examination correlating to the apex of a masonry arch
Still exam topic

what do you americans even learn in algebra 1
the y=mx+b thing
yeah
You have algebra 3 right
Learning all of that was pointless for me i don't even remember a single thing
i do not know
Is the higher number more advanced math
tbh i forgot how to multiply
Or lower number more advanced
and divide
I think depending on the highschool there isn't an algebra III course
I remember it but i doubt I'm gonna do a 15 line algebra sum during a situation
But iirc it's to prepare you for college courses
I remember absolutely nothing
Algebra 1 has absolute values wtf lol
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In this video we begin our Algebra 1 Final Review. In part 1, we will be doing 25 practice problems that will give you a really good grasp on some algebra 1 topics including solving for x, so...
stuff like 3x+5=20 or something right
Nah no letters in our math
Who is the worst mod
You’re retired
I remember a bit of mensuration
I didnt read that right
Algebra and trigonometry is really easy if you learn how to do things such as cancelling out numbers, etc
Trig is really hard if you dont pay attention
Trust me, cancelling out fractions and something like the law of sines are literally best friends with each other
Nothing made sense and we were meant to learn by heart
We just had this table thing first
Sin cos tan
Cosec sec cot
And they were all reciprocals or something
soh cah toa my beloved
Its part of trigonometry
sinΘ = opp/hyp (soh)
cosΘ = adj/hyp (cah)
tanΘ = opp/adj (toa)
what are you guys on about eh
We weren't taught that
weed

great gnemonic for remembering basic trig funcs
I see a ratio in there
I only had difficulty in those problems where we had to proved lhs=rhs
Those ones sucked
Is that why my ex broke up with me?
Yeah
L+ratio
😞
Liberty Biberty Mutual
oh snap almost forgot my daily reminder to remind bacon army that I'm gonna save lives one day
and look at my cool stuff that you totally care about
i thought you were actually greg...
when daddy vanished he left his money
i kind of jumped out of my seat in excitment
Same
Totally don’t have AirPods Pro
@brazen drift anything on Twitter will get likes
skipped school 🙂
My school was canceled today because of flooding happening because of all the snow melting, supposed to get really cold tomorrow and it will freeze so hopefully I won’t need to go in tomorrow!
@ripe siren @odd notch your currency is neat https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/sul2uz/canadian_currency_is_impossible_to_tear/
Thanks
wow
and ours just has drugs on them
where are you???
ikr
I’m going to assume the USA
The 2021 nickels are cool
We need the old admin colours back
The old days when stormer was an admin
Yep
I Play Roblox For Fun YT#6156 has been (auto) softmuted.
so true
why
i dont have school 24/7
pog
this guy is a genius
@everyone some 1 play jaili?
You really think it will work?
what
Yes, he is a genius
what year?
no one here would remeber that pfp
read #media
no
nope
its a problem from my keyboard
i changed batteries cause it was performing poorly
maybe that caused it
idk
doubt it
Maybe
Thanks
hmhm

hello is this a McDonald's?
no
No.
@half musk actually cool feature
wait woah
i'd love to know how to do that
corsair
cto
What
am I the only one who's been had this
@exotic hedge I like to do some mensuration with angles
true
@exotic hedge @sour dagger @brisk yacht @fickle iron my braincells just disintegrated
idk
no
Is Morocco a cypher
he quit youtube
is France a Chamber?
yo
whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them
well said
i didnt just remember the whole quote shut up
i understood everything
to die to sleep no more and by a sleep to say we end the heartache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to tis a consummation devoutly to be wished to die to sleep to sleep perchance to dream
ay theres the rub for in that sleep of death what dreams may come when we have shuffled off this mortal coil must give us pause
@fickle iron
this proves that the british school system is flawed
Wth
the fact that i remember that entire quote word for word
is proof of a flawed school system
what
I NEED HELP
MUM! MY DUG ATE MY TOAST SAN-WICH!
🤠
literally nobody here speaks like that lmao
Bruh
wiyh
lmao
ur dead bro
the girls gone....
that girl in the gif, nah mate, she gone fr
tbh the guards kinda chill unless ur trying to piss them off
yeah hes pissed
whats good about Morocco
Morocco isn't a Cypher, it's a country
i think morocco might be a cypher
yeah morocco is a cypher
Can I be admin
20k USD
gimme
hii
no cause i aint doing all those tests in my vacation ew
za world
Why
No I didn’t
yes
I am not new
TUU
ZA WARUDO
DIO
Give the man admin
shut up smfh
Wow
hes to one who made https://github.com/BINKS3435/edgenuity-hack
ORAS
topic
Do you play any sports?
thx bye
I went on a educational game with my class and cheated
super idol de xiao
won a fortnite match with no mats 🙂
ew fortnite
Season 1 players: been doing that
dont worry i dont play it as much
Bro fortnite is a w rn
truee
ok kid
Fortnite? ew
Bro at least we don’t play roblox
RL better
This new fortnite season is actually good
Instead of last season where they just added back a bunch of stuff we have already seen
wow
sounds amazing
adding stuff you've already seen
great brainstorming they did
wait what
I NEEDED THAT A YEAR AGO
Well there was some good updates but a lot of it was boring
building and battle royale does not go together
I’m in basic Freshie classes bc edgnenuity
Ch 2 s2 was the best ch2 season
Ok your opinion man 🤷♂️
let's just forget chapter 2 happened for fortnite
the building is totally pointless
All battle Royale games are the same, fortnite added something different
No it’s not if it never existed fortnite would’ve never been this popular
It made the game different from all the others
it's popular because it's free
And the building
Rare fhoz L
If no building the game would be the same as all other battle Royale
no it would be worse
Pretty sure you haven’t heard about pub g recently
Because it has nothing different
you never see a free battle royale game get real popular, i think thats a w for epic games besides their other crappy accomplishments
pubg is still fun because of the funky physics
Yeah
Fortnite was actually different from other battle Royale games so it blew up
idk i'm pretty sure cod warzone is popular
yeah fair enough
Problem is the crap stone of storage
@swift zinc mr skill
Ok this is so cap skill didn’t respond under in a minute
that's because cod is stupid and doesn't compress their files at all
Lol
what tf
No need to be toxic
what do u mean
Hi
Ur 10 minutes late
U were online
OMG GEE GUYX
A GIRL WHISHED ME GOOD LUCK
for my electrical engineering paper
No I’m not actually like this
no big deal regardless of male/female
And you think you do?
hi
i talk to WOMEN
I talk to GIRLS
how much woman
how much girls?
GIRLS
You talk to a toy doll
That didnt ping everyone
Thanks
who does this apply to 
Anyone down to play jailbreak
Bro I clearly said that statement to one person
is anyone level 10 in jailbreak
Whoever did doth sayeth this in hamlet is a did folded omelette
Almost
what level>
6 almost 7
that makes no sense
can i add u first?
I only follow
if i follow u, would i be able to join u in game?
So does everything else in the Shakespearean text but if you have time to re-read it, it still doesn't make sense
i only did a few google searches
wasnt that hard
which is why sparknotes is my best friend
chat so dead i can scroll up and see messages from 3 hours ago in less than a minute
This is kind of cool
server sadly washed 😭 😭 😭 my favorite server is finished 😭 😭
But wouldn't it be cooler if you developed a neural network bot that was able to answer questions on a certain topic
they do it like this
I would probably tend to make a learning algorithm on some sort of topic
just self banned myself in a server
thats something nice and new I never thought I'd do
i was just not feeling it their
dont ask for part 4 i swear to god-
aught. just the last thing I need rn
personal stuff
afk rq
back
I am
Anyone wanna play jailbreak
Can t
Hey zypha can we please keep it family friendly in here
what
simply genius
WHAT IS DEAL
since ill eventually open the pepsifrench reservations
ill unban you from ac if you say resistance is good and you simp for him
what kindof deal is that
ive had a friend req to him for like a year now lmao
resistance
sounds like casual nightmare
RealResistance





