general

[swift zinc]

Oh

[steel wedge]

Wait what happened to your pfp

it become the demonic discord smiley

Where did I hear JavaCreates again?

Wait who even are they

[sharp badger]

[ripe siren]

the person in the drama

[steel wedge]

OHHH

Yeah…we don’t talk about that

[ripe siren]

the only one that got payed i believe

[steel wedge]

I think talking about him will get me banned so yeah I’m not gonna mention him

Also happy lunar new year @everyone (did not ping everyone on purpose)

[robust leaf]

Why

[brazen drift]

how do you forget

[robust leaf]

well i dont have time to watch gn and ltt nowadays

[steel wedge]

How do you forget something so fun

[robust leaf]

so i dont know hardware trends

[steel wedge]

You can relearn it easily though

[robust leaf]

cuz i have exams bozos

[steel wedge]

:lol:

[brazen drift]

so asking you about the 3050 wouldnt be the best idea?

[robust leaf]

Go ask mystic he has lots of time

[steel wedge]

Yes

Mystic is the go to for all your PC building needs

He wont pay for anything but he’ll give some advice and maybe even help out with builds

[robust leaf]

U arent supposed to ask for payment for pc advice

Its unethical

🙂

[steel wedge]

BruH…

[odd notch]

paying for pc advice

[steel wedge]

let me rephrase: Mystic can help with builds/advice, he wont pay for parts

[fair sierra]

NO SCHOOL TOMORROW

[odd notch]

lucky

[robust leaf]

🙂

[steel wedge]

He’s just a really good guy when it comes to PC building I feel like

[cobalt oracle]

lucky we are still on a delay

they might change it tho

🙏

[steel wedge]

Why do you hate school?

[fair sierra]

yeah after we got dumped with like 12-24 inches of snow

[fair sierra]

its a pain in my butt dude

i think that applies to everyone unless you enjoy school

[steel wedge]

Oh yeah different country, different school

[cobalt oracle]

im just ready for summer already

[fair sierra]

i may go to la in the summer

might as well go to disney land and universal studios 🙂

[cobalt oracle]

should go to florida instead

[brazen drift]

come visit me

[odd notch]

I want to try out hard rock cafe again

[brazen drift]

i had a room ready for greg
could be yours

[fair sierra]

we planned on going to disney world but then my parents wanted to celebrate my grandma's birthday in june and she lives in la

[cobalt oracle]

We have a house in Florida

[brisk yacht]

noice theyre the local bird population for us

[cobalt oracle]

Destin

[brazen drift]

whats the address

[cobalt oracle]

[brazen drift]

i wanna come visit

or send you a pizza

[cobalt oracle]

If you showed up at my door I’d move out

[fair sierra]

im boutta try those stunt food spicy chicken sandwich with 5 lbs of mac n cheese and coleslaw with the "special sauce" which is literally just mayochup

[brazen drift]

you wouldnt know its me

[cobalt oracle]

Jkjkjk

[broken gorge]

ok

[cobalt oracle]

Damn I’m freezing

[steel wedge]

[steel wedge]

I cant visit prosome and I wont because we’re strangers and I don’t just show up at your doorstep like also because theres a pandemic and he is probably halfway across the world

[odd notch]

I like how you bolded words to emphasize your points

[steel wedge]

I wont invade your privacy, I’m not google or whoever else

[fallen wharf]

Imagine bolding words wtf

[brazen drift]

ikr

[steel wedge]

yo the bruh car smile hits different

Why tf am I eating foil wth am I doing

[gleaming epoch]

chat kinda active

[shadow sonnet]

there is an intruder in your home and you should be very quiet

[steel wedge]

AAAAAAA PANIC

[gleaming epoch]

u call the police

[steel wedge]

takes out every weapon

[gleaming epoch]

no ammo

[steel wedge]

I find a melee

[gleaming epoch]

the intruder has a gun

[odd notch]

your melee is a straw

[gleaming epoch]

the police came

[steel wedge]

the police are with the intruder and your phone was being tracked by the intruders

[undone fiber]

@shadow sonnet the real L

[steel wedge]

™

[somber sierra]

oh ok

[shadow sonnet]

true

[steel wedge]

What if there was a Skill211

[ripe siren]

yo

so I have a theory

that moon cheese will be brought to earth

because when the moon turns, moon cheese falls out

[steel wedge]

We have moon cheese in #media

[ripe siren]

and it falls to earth

and then I can go gobble gooble gobble

like a chicken eating a chicken

wait that didnt go right

do chickens eat chickens

[steel wedge]

Yes

[ripe siren]

does cheese eat chickens

[steel wedge]

yes

[ripe siren]

awesome

so I have a plan

[steel wedge]

do I eat ceilings?

[ripe siren]

In order to colonize mars

we must battle

a battle of all battles to end all battles

here is the plan

[steel wedge]

So the battle™

[ripe siren]

the battle of the aliens

aka universe war 1

[steel wedge]

😋

[ripe siren]

what's yummy about aliens

[steel wedge]

Uhh nothing please continue

[fair sierra]

There is a man outside of your house with a knife

[ripe siren]

alright so as I was saying

here is a question of the day

[steel wedge]

Wheres is a question of the day

[ripe siren]

I am committing copypasta

[steel wedge]

😱

[ripe siren]

So, there's 3 dudes who are armed with full auto assault rifles who have surrounded you, and you only have a knife. You think to yourself, alright, I'll just give them everything I have and they will leave me alone. But unfortunately, these guys aren't here for your valuables, they are here to kill you. All what you have is a knife, what do you do

and be realistic

don't go pulling james bond moves

[shadow sonnet]

realistically you will die

you are not escaping that situation alive

[steel wedge]

Its time you throw the knife and hope that you don’t miss, you then proceed to ram one of the remaining intruders while somehow you em down

You need to travel really fast in a short tie

[shadow sonnet]

they have automatic rifles they will kill you as soon as the knife touches your hand

[steel wedge]

Or you live in texas, grab your .50 BMG rifle

or have a sidekick

[ripe siren]

WRONG
here's what you do: Throw the knife at the guy in the center, charge at the 2 remaining guys super super quickly, and tackle them down
from there grab their assault rifle and do some art of the oofs

[steel wedge]

btw please don’t ban me again I swear I’m not being violent

[shadow sonnet]

that is very hopeful thinking

you would have to be incredibly fast, accurate and lucky to get out of that alive

[steel wedge]

You need to have acceleration SEVERAL times the speed of a tesla roadster w/ boost

[shadow sonnet]

and the gunmen would have to be incompetent

most likely

[ripe siren]

they can't have you at gunpoint
if they have you at gunpoint you are dead

[steel wedge]

Being super realistic, your best bet is to throw the knife

[ripe siren]

but at that situation you wouldn't even be able to think

because they are there to kill you

[steel wedge]

and just run till you find another one

[ripe siren]

and they kill you right when they got you surrounded

[steel wedge]

if they are wearing a vest though, its too bad

[shadow sonnet]

based on the fact that youre already surrounded i think its safe to assume youre already at gunpoint

[ripe siren]

means there's no escaping

[steel wedge]

so just make sure to go to simplisafe and get 10% percent off by using the code (insert code here) at the link below

[ripe siren]

aw man
being realistic sucks

[shadow sonnet]

your best bet would be to attempt to run and pray

[steel wedge]

Yes

[shadow sonnet]

not that it would do you much good since youd likely die anyway

[ripe siren]

maybe they are stupid and forgot to reload

[steel wedge]

or 🥷 🔪

Or their firearm jams

[ripe siren]

remember, you have to be realistic

[odd notch]

dont bring a knife to a gun fight

[wise lotus]

hello

[steel wedge]

or they forget to even load their magazine

[shadow sonnet]

if there was even 1 gunman your chances of survival would be slim

never mind 3 of them

[odd notch]

https://tenor.com/x5s3.gif

[steel wedge]

You’re as good as gone

[wise lotus]

bruh

[odd notch]

https://tenor.com/bOavA.gif

[wise lotus]

oy

where can we write our links

i mean

where should we write our links?

[steel wedge]

This is why in a real life situation, you should always have a firearm if your country has security issues

[odd notch]

America in a nutshell

[wise lotus]

no its not

[shadow sonnet]

even if you were also in possession you are surrounded by 3 guys with automatics

[wise lotus]

why

umm hello moderator

[warm lark]

what happened to user?

[shadow sonnet]

theyll pull the trigger before you get the chance to pull the gun

[odd notch]

Do what the gunmen say

[shadow sonnet]

you need level 50 to send links

[wise lotus]

omg!

[steel wedge]

All you ned is 1 torso shot to each one, if you pull it off, the seer pain they will experience will cance their abilities to even think

[wise lotus]

how can we get to level 50?

[sacred jetty]

anyone wanna play jail break rn

[wise lotus]

Let's play bedwars

[ripe siren]

Ok, in that case, new question of the day, same thing but it's not:

So, there's 6 very skilled swordsmen with swords of course who have surrounded you, and you only have 4 bullets in your Pistol. You think to yourself, alright, I'll just give them everything I have and they will leave me alone. But unfortunately, these guys aren't here for your valuables, they are here to kill you. All what you have is a pistol on low ammo, what do you do

[steel wedge]

You chat in thIs server ALOT

[wise lotus]

ok

OMG!But That's cruel 🙂

[odd notch]

ever heard of the phrase: two birds one stone

[shadow sonnet]

put 1 bullet in 4 of the guys and run

[steel wedge]

You need to get a collateral hit

[shadow sonnet]

easier to outrun 2 swordsmen than 6

[steel wedge]

1 bullet will hit >1 person

Or Grab a blunt force object

[shadow sonnet]

youre not going to collateral hit with a pistol

pistols are low caliber

[steel wedge]

sharp force will scar but its like a bullet. Blunt force is like a truck

[ripe siren]

they're just gonna go yee yee ma skeet skeet and charge at you before you can get far

[steel wedge]

What if your pistol is a five seven?

[ripe siren]

skilled swordsmen are fast too

[steel wedge]

or a desert eagle?

Or a tarus judge which shoots .410 bore which is a shotgun revolver

[wise lotus]

woah

[odd notch]

Well it depends on the pistol you're using

[wise lotus]

but desert eagle?

what pistol?

[odd notch]

Deagle? Easy collateral hits

[shadow sonnet]

you've got 4 bullets, 1 bullet will incapacitate but not kill, so for your best chance at survival you want to incapacitate as many of them as possible to increase your odds of escape

[wise lotus]

???

I got no bullets 😦

[steel wedge]

OH, what if you flashbang them using a xenon lamp you convinently store beside you

[shadow sonnet]

you wont win by fighting, youll only get yourself killed

[wise lotus]

yep

[sacred jetty]

k

[wise lotus]

he is right

[steel wedge]

And while they get the purple halo, you go for the bonk

[odd notch]

You also have to count in for survivability probability

[shadow sonnet]

you want to be increasing that probability as much as possible

which youre not doing by fighting

[steel wedge]

lesson to be leart: always have your magazine at maximum capacity

[wise lotus]

umm how did you get the blue shield in your name alexx moderator?

[steel wedge]

Minumum rounds: 8

[shadow sonnet]

it comes with the role

[wise lotus]

ooh

ok

[odd notch]

That and those swords people who also get the gun wound

[steel wedge]

Yes he is pro mod

[wise lotus]

I not in any role 😦

[shadow sonnet]

a gun wont solve every issue you ever run into

[odd notch]

they may be in a severe state of pain but their motivations are still prioritized to kill you

[steel wedge]

You can get a role

[wise lotus]

how?

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @wise lotus, you have now leveled up to 2!

[shadow sonnet]

a gun is a tool, not a survival crutch

[wise lotus]

yep

[shadow sonnet]

you rely on it too much and it will be your downfall

[steel wedge]

levels 5, 10, 20, 30, 50

[wise lotus]

he is right

I am in level 2 🙂

I just joined this group yesterday

[shadow sonnet]

you need to know when you cant win a fight

[wise lotus]

and its fun

[shadow sonnet]

self preservation is more important than winning

[steel wedge]

activate your fight or flight

[odd notch]

Daniel Kaplan

[shadow sonnet]

if youre absolutely confident that you could win with minimal damage to your body or if you have absolutely no other choice that is when you fight

[wise lotus]

What?

who is daniel kaplan?

[odd notch]

daniel kaplan

[steel wedge]

This is why you need to work out

[shadow sonnet]

otherwise you want to get out of the situation as quickly as possible

[steel wedge]

if you need to flight, how will you generate enough watts to even run faster then them

[wise lotus]

ooh yea

[shadow sonnet]

using whatever youve got to increase your odds of making it out alive

[steel wedge]

Running is not a problem for me

[ripe siren]

drop whatever you have and run

[steel wedge]

I literally go 30mp/h on a bicycle with 7th gear

[odd notch]

You could also just do what the swordsmen askyou to do

[ripe siren]

and dont look back

[shadow sonnet]

use your environment to your advantage when youre running away

[steel wedge]

No, they wont spare you

[odd notch]

The scenario is vague however

[steel wedge]

you run or die

[shadow sonnet]

the scenario specified that their intent is to kill

[ripe siren]

the thing is though they want to kill you

[shadow sonnet]

negotiation isnt an option

[odd notch]

Do some forbidden jujitsu and use a gun as a melee

[steel wedge]

The only options you have: use your rounds wisely, use a melee object and injure their hands because a sword requires hands and a heavy blunt object can knock their bones apart or to just run

[shadow sonnet]

use your rounds to create an opening for an escape

[steel wedge]

No talking, no deals

[sharp badger]

i like the option running

[ripe siren]

remember, these swordsmen are quick as all hell

running might not be the best thing to do

[odd notch]

But you're batman

[steel wedge]

if you’re that modern you can also pepper spray them

[sharp badger]

faster than the flash?

[shadow sonnet]

speed is good and all but it wont stop a bullet

[ripe siren]

you're the only one who has to be realistic
the swordsmen can be all the fantasy they want

[odd notch]

The one running away has the advantage

[steel wedge]

Bullets travel almost at the speed of sound

[shadow sonnet]

youve got 4 of them which means if you place your shots right you can incapacitate 4 of them

[steel wedge]

The speed of sound is like severa kilometers and hour I think?

[shadow sonnet]

taking into account youre probably panicking so youre unlikely to hit all of your shots

[ripe siren]

let alone only 1 shot

[odd notch]

Again I'm going with my own thought of two birds with one stone; you didn't specify the pistol

[steel wedge]

Yes but whenever theres panic, theres adrenaline

[ripe siren]

at that point use the pistol as a melee

[steel wedge]

Adrenaline can give you power

[ripe siren]

yes that adrenaline boost

[shadow sonnet]

most people arent going to be carrying a high caliber pistol

[steel wedge]

Yes unfortunately

[shadow sonnet]

youre most likely talking self defence caliber

[steel wedge]

a personal defense weapon is a good to have item

[odd notch]

people aren't necessarily going to be experienced cia sword agents either

[steel wedge]

If you live in texas, you can own like 100 guns

[shadow sonnet]

enough to pierce the body but not exit through the other side

[ripe siren]

THIS IS AMERICA

[odd notch]

beetle what's the gun you'd have in this scenario

[shadow sonnet]

even if theyre not experienced theyre still 6 guys with swords with intent to kill

[steel wedge]

MayBe like an baretta m9

[shadow sonnet]

not a threat to not take seriously

[steel wedge]

or a glock

But those shoot tiny little 9mm rounds

Swordmen would probably have some sort of armor

[shadow sonnet]

it doesnt specify armor

[steel wedge]

like a metal vest, not a modern bulletproof vest

[odd notch]

What? Chainmail armor lmfao

[shadow sonnet]

chainmail wont stop a bullet

[ripe siren]

hmmm
Glock 18

[steel wedge]

but don’t underestimate the power of a 9mm round

[ripe siren]

fully automatic, you need to use the 4 bullets wisely

[shadow sonnet]

chainmail is more suited for blades

[steel wedge]

A glock 18 will eat your 4 bullets under a second you need to semi it

[odd notch]

G18 is fully automatic

[shadow sonnet]

a bullet is concentrated force which will go right through the chainmail

[ripe siren]

else you ded

[shadow sonnet]

fully automatic??

[ripe siren]

correct
you have a very very unfair advantage here

[steel wedge]

Yes it fires insanely fast

[shadow sonnet]

god yeah youve got to be really careful with those shots then

[steel wedge]

like 1000rpm I think

1000 rounds per minute

but it might be slower or faster irl

[odd notch]

What's 20 * 60

[shadow sonnet]

since its fully automatic theres a good chance youll be missing at least 1 of your shots

[steel wedge]

But dont auto it when you have 4 rounds

[odd notch]

1200 rpm

[shadow sonnet]

probably more

i assume theyre surrounding you in a circular formation

[odd notch]

g18 is 1200 rpm

[steel wedge]

You wil put all four in 1 target and be all out

1200 rpm, you MUST semi it

[ripe siren]

they are not
they are all in a line facing towards you

[odd notch]

to compare a micro uzi is 1200 rpm

[shadow sonnet]

thats not really surrounding

[swift zinc]

?afk phone is on 2% so mine as well go to bed I’m sleeping

[sacred arrow]

:stormzcheck: I've set your AFK: phone is on 2% so mine as well go to bed I’m sleeping

[ripe siren]

but they can still pin you down easily

[steel wedge]

Remember, theres 6 of them

[shadow sonnet]

that changes a lot then

[odd notch]

My solution: accept fate

[shadow sonnet]

what are your surroundings like

where are you in this scenario

[steel wedge]

Probably at hom

[shadow sonnet]

indoors or outdoors

[ripe siren]

alright
run down street, you are in the middle of the road

[steel wedge]

the best bet is the kitchen

[shadow sonnet]

yeah that really changes things then

[odd notch]

Is it a busy road or an empty road

[ripe siren]

empty

[odd notch]

is it night or day

[ripe siren]

very empty and this is at night

[steel wedge]

If its outdoors, you don’t have weapons but you can run

[shadow sonnet]

fire all of your shots at the swordsmen and run in the direction behind you

theyre all stacked up in a line so it would be hard to miss your shots

• youve got a very clear route to escape

[steel wedge]

Or they follow you in a arrow formation like fighter jets

💀

[shadow sonnet]

and since theyre carrying blades theyll have to be close to hit you

[peak wharf]

dang interesting to see a discussion on firearms here

[odd notch]

Since a road is linear the men will be chasing you linear-like fashion following the the path of the road, this will deem an opportunity to either utilize semi-automatic or fully-automatic use of the pistol to shoot them and have a chance of either a ricochet or collateral damage

[shadow sonnet]

theres no way they can attack you without being close which means running would be your best option

[steel wedge]

Lol its a whole plan incase we get chased by 6 swordmen

[shadow sonnet]

and its not like theyve made running hard considering theyre stacked up in a line in front of you on an open road

[ripe siren]

wait yeah it would...

[steel wedge]

Yes, run and gun

[ripe siren]

in that case there is actually quite a chance of survival

[shadow sonnet]

very high chance of survivability if you can outrun them

[ripe siren]

if you are a fast runner

[shadow sonnet]

and since at least a few of them will be incapacitated by your gunshots it leaves you with a very big advantage

even 1 injured leaves them at a major disadvantage

[ripe siren]

yep
they will be too weak to fight

[odd notch]

Once you use all your rounds you can use a gun as a projectile and attempt to make one unconcious of course this isn't ideal because pitching a gun at 55 mph is moreover reactable than a bullet traveling at 1.7K mph

[shadow sonnet]

gun is dead weight after youve fired off all your shots anyway

[storm mesa]

alex

[steel wedge]

its too bad you don’t have a spare magazine

or do you?

[storm mesa]

free alcohol

[steel wedge]

What?

[shadow sonnet]

scenario specified 4 rounds

[odd notch]

your force in simple terms is equivelant to your weight times acceleration

[steel wedge]

What if you remember you carry an extra magazine

[shadow sonnet]

but you didnt, since you only brought 4 rounds

[steel wedge]

Too bad

[odd notch]

33 rounds is enough to probably kill the 6 swordsmen

[steel wedge]

less than that infact

2 rounds per man

[shadow sonnet]

in the event you did bring more rounds you would increase your survivability even more

[steel wedge]

but it must be a critical hit

[shadow sonnet]

even with 4 your odds of survival are high

[odd notch]

Im also probably going to take in account your accuracy with a pistol

there's an in-between in really good accuracy and storm trooper accuracy

[steel wedge]

If you have a g18, there will be alot of recoil

storm trooper rifles are laser rifles right?

[shadow sonnet]

youre probably panic firing too which would bring your accuracy down more

[steel wedge]

and laser is light. Light has no weight.

[odd notch]

I used storm trooper accuracy as a metaphor

[shadow sonnet]

but since youre only firing off 4 rounds anyway its not like its a huge deal

[steel wedge]

what if you manage to call air support and take them down while running

[shadow sonnet]

as long as a single round hits one of the swordsmen your survivability will increase dramatically

what good would air support do

and why would you even need them

not to mention how are you calling air support

[steel wedge]

If they travel in a straight line, hitting one will hit the other and they will fall and make the rest trip of them and then you can quickly grab their sword and use it as a spear unless they use it as a spear

[shadow sonnet]

why bother fighting

just fire off your shots and run

fighting is an unnecessary risk

[steel wedge]

You rather hit shots than waste shots right?

[odd notch]

fight back by creating obstacles

but where are you running to that's the question

[steel wedge]

Use a road object to throw at them like a cone

we are running on a road

at night apparently

[shadow sonnet]

its an open road so probably just wherever you can

its a run down street so im guessing the area youre in is not going to be very populated

although that could work in your favor

[steel wedge]

But then again, a road at night might have some criminals

Who may be armed

[shadow sonnet]

ideally you want to create as much distance between you and them as possible and to break line of sight

[ripe siren]

yo con anyone help me get robux? I need it to buy layered clothing

you dont need to giv eme

[steel wedge]

if one of the criminal happens to be friendly for whatever reason they could help out

[shadow sonnet]

they intend to kill they wont be friendly

[steel wedge]

No no. No robux here

[odd notch]

"criminally decides to be friendly" lmfao

[ripe siren]

lol in another server

[steel wedge]

No free roblox

[shadow sonnet]

verticallity works in your favor here too since they have swords

if you can climb, you should

[steel wedge]

Why would they not throw the swords though?

[wise lotus]

I am back!

[shadow sonnet]

because theyd have no weapon

[wise lotus]

still playing gun game?

[shadow sonnet]

its illogical but not impossible i guess

[steel wedge]

yeah you neet to generate watts to run considering its been like 15 minutes and you’re still running

[shadow sonnet]

even if they do throw their swords at you, depending on where you climb to will depend on whether or not its easy to dodge

if you climb to a roof youd have no issue dodging a thrown sword

and if it lands up there with you then you've got a weapon

[steel wedge]

You might get hit if they throw it while you’re still climbing

[shadow sonnet]

thats why you want to create distance and break line of sight

youll be an easy target while you climb but once youve climbed up somewhere you're at an advantage

[jolly talon]

Hi Everyone

[shadow sonnet]

especially if they dont know where you are

[steel wedge]

You should’ve called help when you were surrounded, they would arrive by now

because nobody should leave home without a smartphone that has calling abilities and a GPS

[shadow sonnet]

run, hide, call for help

[steel wedge]

I wonder how much XP I got from all this

1k left

[shadow sonnet]

i reckon a decent amount

[steel wedge]

I got 4k roughly out of 5k

how much xp per word is there?

internet? Sure go ahead.

Ok bye guys I’m going to do youtubing

[shadow sonnet]

have fun

[sly leaf]

why is user not paying bslick lol

[odd notch]

WeedBlazer Politics < Scenario on swordsmen with you having a gun with 4 bullets

[sly leaf]

he's literally a millionaire

[shadow sonnet]

scenarios are fun

[peak wharf]

ghosting do be a thing

[shadow sonnet]

should do this more often

[odd notch]

In this scenario I use bromine

[shadow sonnet]

6 swordsmen, a g18 and 4 rounds? i eat a sandwich and become extremely buff for 10 seconds

[steel wedge]

Oh happy lunar new year by the way

[peak wharf]

yes happy lunar new year

ngl, didn't celebrate lol

[odd notch]

Year of the tiger

rawr

[steel wedge]

OHHHH MY GAWD

Somebody made a powerpoint presentation in school. And really just put every image that shows up when you search tiger in google

including tiger balm products and tiger beverage

and also the rock

Im not even kidding

Ill ask my teacher to send me that and I’ll show you

[odd notch]

I read that wrong 😦

[ripe siren]

hi

hello

[night crag]

Hello general

[rancid schooner]

Come back user

[wise lotus]

hello there

[drifting saddle]

:dynoError: The AFK module is disabled in this server.

[wise lotus]

umm idk what is this?

[noble island]

Hi

[forest pollen]

dm me if u want to see a sad video of Tom Holland

[ruby stream]

sup

[sinful canopy]

yo

[sinful canopy]

derpy i love u ❤️

[peak wharf]

Hi derpy

[ripe siren]

Wtf

Lol

[eternal hamlet]

n

o

[noble island]

Wsg

[odd notch]

polish cow song

[ripe siren]

Ik

[brisk yacht]

@exotic hedge any tips?

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @ripe siren, you have now leveled up to 2!

[odd notch]

@ripe siren thoughts on the colour scheme? (ik it looks wonky but that's going to be fixed inevitably)

[ripe siren]

helli

hwllo

[fallen wharf]

60fps gaming moment

[solid timber]

Good morning!

[odd notch]

AAAA happy late birthday @rough creek

GOOD MORNING! @solid timber

[solid timber]

Thanks!

Happy late birthday @rough creek 🎂!

[drowsy mulch]

are you seriously asking nico on how to get good at aim labs

this guy probably has like 30k gridshot

[ripe siren]

Gm. How are you feeling today?

[drowsy mulch]

omg @ripe siren

[topaz helm]

happ birth @rough creek

[solid timber]

I'm good! Thanks for asking 🙂

[ripe siren]

Omg

[solid timber]

Good afternoon to you!

[drowsy mulch]

I THOUGHT YOU LEFT

HI

[ripe siren]

Left what? No?

[drowsy mulch]

I havent seen you in forever 😭

[ripe siren]

Oh

Yes. The last time I messaged was on my birthday I think

[drowsy mulch]

happy late birthday :o

[ripe siren]

And my new iPhone’s here 🎉

[drowsy mulch]

nicee

[ripe siren]

I got the color changed to midnight

Pink was too weird when I saw it

[drowsy mulch]

I see

there's still 3 months until my birthday

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @drowsy mulch, you have now leveled up to 60!

[drowsy mulch]

pretty much 2

[ripe siren]

That’s great

When is it?

[drowsy mulch]

April 4

[ripe siren]

Nice

I’ll probably forget by then. Keep reminding me 💃

[drowsy mulch]

4 months to get one level

[drowsy mulch]

alright 👍

[ripe siren]

I am a lucky charm

[drowsy mulch]

aha

[fallen wharf]

i now have 14 hours to memorize over 400 lines

of shakespeare, to make it even harder

[drowsy mulch]

good luck pepis playz

[fallen wharf]

maybe i shouldn’t be on discord

[ripe siren]

You should focus on your work

[drowsy mulch]

yeah

[fallen wharf]

i mean i had all day

[ripe siren]

Whilst we hang out here 🐷

[fallen wharf]

but rocket league was pretty epic

[ripe siren]

Oh

[drowsy mulch]

I have school in a week

nooo

[ripe siren]

Oof

[drowsy mulch]

12 weeks of holidays

I am not gonna be able to focus in school

[ripe siren]

Oof

I like school

It’s less lonely

[drowsy mulch]

yea I agree

but a lot of people at school kinda suck

[ripe siren]

I know. I just ignore them

[drowsy mulch]

fair enough

[ivory swan]

i only go to school because of the people that are in it

really nice people, socializing 👍

[ripe siren]

It’s great

Salam

[sacred arrow]

:stormzcheck: YellowSpirit#8874 has been (auto) banned.

[thick bobcat]

THIS ACCOUNT IS HACKED!

wheres all the mods

[undone fiber]

no way

i finally see ishana ffs

[coarse crescent]

yessir

@ripe siren hiiiiiii

[wet salmon]

birb

🐦

[cursive ore]

Jailbreak car

[wet salmon]

its the legendary bruh car

[fallen wharf]

did you click a link

[undone fiber]

pepsi helo

[brisk yacht]

cant tell if thats good or bad

[fair sierra]

Ishana

[brisk yacht]

@drowsy mulch 80% accuracy gridshot seems fine

[topaz helm]

coolfunnyquotes

[sacred arrow]

:stormzcheck: bryan ꐕ#3010 has been (auto) banned.

[brisk yacht]

@drowsy mulch

[fallen wharf]

okay it’s 12:41 am and i still haven’t started memorizing my things

what am i doing with my life

[odd notch]

beat my 70k

[ripe siren]

Ga booga

[brisk yacht]

Pretty sure #1 is 20k candyman

Could be wrong

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[shadow sonnet]

i scored like 60k when i did gridshot

[fallen wharf]

imagine using aimlab

i use resources available irl

[drowsy mulch]

TERRIBLE

[drowsy mulch]

get better a woman has a higher score than you

[drowsy mulch]

trolololol

i have 90k

[brisk yacht]

The default crosshair is terrible

[coarse crescent]

yes

[brisk yacht]

I am unfortunately not diamond 69

[drowsy mulch]

i am cringe 8

[odd notch]

no number 1 is like 150K

[drowsy mulch]

which one are you doing

gridshot highest is like 170k

yeah

[odd notch]

The only reason why these nerds have over 100K on gridshot is because they probably have only played gridshot for the over like 1K hours

or aimbot

[ripe siren]

Better new pfp I guess

[brisk yacht]

Im doing microprecisionwhateveridrk and gridshot

[odd notch]

I probably can get over 100K with pen and tablet

[drowsy mulch]

i think some people just grind it in class

because its not a thing that necessarily requires a lot of attention

[odd notch]

Osu > grid shot unfortunately

[brisk yacht]

@drowsy mulch bp complete?

[wispy ingot]

@storm mesa anas why you want korblox 🤨

[drowsy mulch]

na

[drowsy mulch]

osu is too hard i dont evne know

how to osu

[wispy ingot]

i see everybody playing osu wht is it?

[brisk yacht]

Osu is basically aim labs on crack but only 1 way to train

[storm mesa]

it’s not my game

[brisk yacht]

Where u at

[storm mesa]

I was donating a person

he asked me to

so why not

[drowsy mulch]

45

weeklys tmrw ill finish

then

[brisk yacht]

Weeklys in 5 hours pretty sure

[brisk yacht]

Chapt 10 pog

[odd notch]

use your mouse to aim for the circles and you can do stuff like this if you play a lot

[wispy ingot]

mhm

[brisk yacht]

What are the numbers for candyman

Or is it just to show sequence

[drowsy mulch]

is htis you

[odd notch]

yes

but I can only do that part of that level

just because that level is insanely fast

[fluid quail]

Hi

[odd notch]

this is also stupidly fast https://streamable.com/ttwikl

[storm mesa]

makes sense

[brisk yacht]

Streamable moment

I still have no clue why streamable is blocked in india

[odd notch]

L you probably cant see my gameplay then

[brisk yacht]

Its annoying but i have a way to bypass it

Samsung software is funny

Nice song

[odd notch]

that map would be considered an 11* in osu

Im more of a geometry dasher now

[ripe siren]

Ur pfp is handsome

no homo

[odd notch]

https://tenor.com/blWV8.gif

[wispy ingot]

pulling females now

[ripe siren]

Wait, ur pfp is you IRL ?

[odd notch]

no

[ripe siren]

Ah oops

[fallen wharf]

canadixn’s pfps is one of those “like and sub within 10 sec or this will be under ur bed” pics

[wispy ingot]

😳

[fluid quail]

Guys can i become staff

[steel wedge]

pov: you

[fallen wharf]

yes

become staff please

you’ve sent two messages, already 90% more active than the majority of staff here ffs

[fathom fox]

[shadow sonnet]

no

[fallen wharf]

@ripe siren help

salt lake and houston artccs are starting to argue about who’s better again

last time this happened 3 people got suspended from discord

[bleak oasis]

NO REPORTING ME

HEJEHEHEHHEEJE

[fallen wharf]

wouldn’t even matter

it’s harder to get banned from discord than it is to get a job at walmart

[odd notch]

I need a replenish enchant on my farming tool which starts with an h

[magic forum]

diamond

hypixel skyblock

[fallen wharf]

our fortune on the diamond h

[magic forum]

more like hypixel midblock

am i right

[fallen wharf]

mern, i should have never accepted your stuff

[magic forum]

why

[fallen wharf]

skyblock is simply a game that pulls you in and never lets you go

[magic forum]

loool

nice one

get skyblock’d

[bleak oasis]

1 of my mods and 1 of my helpers got banned for joking about being underage

[fallen wharf]

fortunately, i uninstalled minecraft before i became that one friend

[fallen wharf]

they can get unbanned easily

if it’s the first time

[odd notch]

I've been playing stranded mode w/ friends and it's fun

[bleak oasis]

who sends discord id

[magic forum]

pepsi i passed my addiction of skyblock to another

[bleak oasis]

noT ME

[magic forum]

and in the process lost mine

[cobalt vale]

231489473769242624

[fallen wharf]

i mean

[bleak oasis]

Don't play hsb

complete waste of time

[magic forum]

quit a year ago

or more

[fallen wharf]

id be willing to send my id to discord

[bleak oasis]

i have like 1900 hours on it

[magic forum]

year and a half

[odd notch]

I might switch over to my 2017 account

[fallen wharf]

like, this app is everything to me at this point lmao

[magic forum]

best decision ever

[bleak oasis]

pepsi

that's kinda like

[magic forum]

honestly, slightly sad

[bleak oasis]

sad

[fallen wharf]

just never get addicted to the normal mode

[bleak oasis]

yeah

[fallen wharf]

i mean i rely on discord

[bleak oasis]

That's not good

[magic forum]

that’s worse

[fallen wharf]

where else do i spend my time procrastinating

where else do i meet other people who suck at everything in life

[bleak oasis]

You have to make Discord something you can quit anytime

[fallen wharf]

where else do i lose brain cells

i can always like quit

[steel wedge]

5 minute crafts

[fallen wharf]

but it’d hit me

[bleak oasis]

The pain is only temporary

And the good times are permanent

[fallen wharf]

it would help me drastically to quit

[bleak oasis]

That's from what happened with my roblox account

I'm happy I got banned

[fallen wharf]

i mean i have over half a million messages sent on discord

[bleak oasis]

Yeah but you shouldn't rely on Discord

[fallen wharf]

that is true

[odd notch]

god this is stupid

[bleak oasis]

is that recombed

melody's hair

[steel wedge]

bruh

[bleak oasis]

why stranded doesn't everyone hate stranded

[fallen wharf]

no

[odd notch]

I have 0 clue what Im doing

[fallen wharf]

melody’s hair is just pink

iron golems spawn naturally?

what

[odd notch]

Wait I can buy the um

[undone fiber]

isnt there an iron golem spawner thing

[bleak oasis]

oh

[fallen wharf]

wasn’t stranded added a week ago

[odd notch]

basket of seeds from jacob

[bleak oasis]

i had 2 melody's hair

idk i haven't played for months

i gave all my stuff away

my island still looks pretty cool tho

[fallen wharf]

hardcore thing was added a while back

oh god what’s the mode

[odd notch]

No wait that's anita

[bleak oasis]

do /visit Fhoz

[fallen wharf]

ironman mode

[bleak oasis]

I have an ironman profile

I even bought gems for it

[sacred arrow]

:stormzcheck: banana head#7656 has been (auto) banned.

[odd notch]

yeah

[bleak oasis]

....

lunar client......

[celest imp]

R.I.P BANANA

[bleak oasis]

You use forge with skyblock

😭

[odd notch]

bro Ive been playing geometry dash for like the past month or 2 im not up with the trendy stuff in skyblock

[bleak oasis]

This is not trendy it's common sense

[odd notch]

lmfao

I stg these iron golems have reach

[ivory swan]

oh

[undone fiber]

iron golems have 32 damage

iirc

[odd notch]

wtf is this sword

God that's an amazing idea to have a bot have a base avatar and randomly put accessories on it

[sacred arrow]

:stormzcheck: RtxZMax#5514 has been (auto) banned.

[bleak oasis]

@odd notch

get those mods

[wise lotus]

who is free to do a voice call?

😁

[storm mesa]

rip bozo

[orchid notch]

did myusernamesthis quit jailbreak

[silver nebula]

I have a question, if you went to subway, what kind of sandwich would you get and what chips? 🥪🥤🍪

[surreal sentinel]

Hello

BETCH

[next reef]

Bacon army members try not to bypass challenge (impossible)

[fallen wharf]

unfortunately your message was not funny

[sacred arrow]

:stormzcheck: NotRv#1264 has been (auto) banned.

[fallen wharf]

i mean the last time a moderator did something here was approximately 6 years ago

so it’s not like they’ll get caught

[next reef]

Bacon army moderators when they do their job for once

[next reef]

[shell mantle]

Hii

[fallen wharf]

alright it’s now 3:02 am and i have not started

i now have less than 12 hours to memorize 400 lines

[sinful canopy]

hi

[sinful canopy]

exam?

[fallen wharf]

no i have a shakespeare whole act to memorize

it’s - it’s fine though

i think

[next reef]

Just memorize it

"easy gg"

[fallen wharf]

yeah that’s my game plan

i’ll “just memorize it”

i’ll wait for another 6 hours though

[bleak oasis]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP

[next reef]

Finding shrek in a roblox Discord server (real)

[bleak oasis]

But I know him

He's me!

[next reef]

😱!

[hallow fog]

hmmmm

[next reef]

a celebrity 😱

[bleak oasis]

Wait

No kevyn weren't you like mod

I know you from somewhere

[hallow fog]

i was hella active back in the day

[bleak oasis]

Yeah you used to be active here

[hallow fog]

about 3 years now? maybe 4?

[bleak oasis]

Idk if you remember me

I'm Fhoz/Quaranda/ton of other weird usernames

[hallow fog]

sorry lad my memory has gone down the toilet

[bleak oasis]

Fair enoug

Your name is still pretty fresh in my memory for some reason

[ripe siren]

how to tell my 9 yo sister that she can't trust every free robux video?

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @ripe siren, you have now leveled up to 2!

[hallow fog]

im rememberable

[bleak oasis]

tell her that the internet is full of old sweaty goblins trying to steal everything she has

(which isn't even false)

[hallow fog]

i used to give out robux

[ripe siren]

she belive that blox.land

for god sake

[hallow fog]

i spent 700$ doing giveaways

[bleak oasis]

did you use to be political or something

[ripe siren]

they "give" 0,5 robox

like bro wtf

[bleak oasis]

I have a vague memory of you having a questionable reputation

[hallow fog]

i caused chaos

[bleak oasis]

Me when chaos boon in Hades

[hallow fog]

@shadow sonnet wake up dolphim

dolphin

[bleak oasis]

you gotta remember viv and mubs

everyone knows mubs

[hallow fog]

ye

i remember a few boys

[shadow sonnet]

im awake

have been for too long

[sacred arrow]

:stormzcheck: Florida Man#1826 has been (auto) banned.

[hallow fog]

go to bed then

[bleak oasis]

oh you did use to be a mod

[shadow sonnet]

its not night anymore 🙁

[bleak oasis]

@senbai#6988 who is this again

[shadow sonnet]

qwn?

[bleak oasis]

Uhh

Man I know who that is but I can't remember

I think I was good friends with him

oh he's the guy who made the cool pfps

2018 is 4 years ago 🥶

[hallow fog]

and im still doing the streams

well not THE streams

[bleak oasis]

Ay we're still using Discord aren't we

[hallow fog]

ive given up on robux giveaways

lasted longer then skype

[bleak oasis]

It's eerie to see so many people that have left

[hallow fog]

a bunch of folks come and go

wish i kept a relationship going with user

still cant believe i bugged him into this million subbed channel

[bleak oasis]

That never lasted for me lmao

[peak wharf]

nah. been friends for 1 and a half years and that didn't go well in the end

[ripe siren]

I miss

When does User upload agein?

And what happend

[topaz helm]

pins

long story short he still owes me money and he was sent to alcatraz for credit card fraud

[shadow sonnet]

yeah

he's currently serving his sentence in alcatraz prison for credit card fraud

[untold torrent]

What happened to user

He is inacrtive for like a month

[hallow fog]

DEATH TO MPLA

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @hallow fog, you have now leveled up to 3!

[untold torrent]

Inactive

Where is he now?

?

[hallow fog]

tied up

[peak wharf]

yes

[brazen drift]

setup upgrades are confidence boosters for no reason

or is it just me

W

[rough creek]

Go to sleep

[brazen drift]

its 7am

[rough creek]

Too early

[brazen drift]

its a monday

[rough creek]

Lmfaoo

[storm mesa]

L

[rough creek]

Still to early

[brazen drift]

sorry I forgot to mention i go to school in America

school starts in 14 min

[brazen drift]

setup reveal wheres your mic

pull em out big bud

[storm mesa]

I don't need a mic bud

[brazen drift]

cause you're a nerd

[storm mesa]

I am

[untold torrent]

Hello bacon fans

[peak wharf]

not a bacon fan

[storm mesa]

agreed

mystic dms

[flat bear]

8ok

[odd imp]

[sacred arrow]

:stormzcheck: Da4rk_Clo4k#8756 has been (auto) banned.

[sand venture]

Hi

I’m finding a friend

[ripe siren]

LMAO Scottsreality got banned from Instagram

[drowsy mulch]

@swift zinc

[sacred arrow]

Skill210 is AFK: phone is on 2% so mine as well go to bed I’m sleeping - 8 hours, 29 minutes ago

[swift zinc]

Let me sleep!

[drowsy mulch]

fraud

[brazen drift]

@swift zinc 29 min late

[swift zinc]

I didn’t say 8 hours

[drowsy mulch]

you said 0.02 nanoseconds

fraud210

[swift zinc]

Discord can’t process that fast

I found that out

[drowsy mulch]

fraud210

[swift zinc]

Ur mom

Roasted

[drowsy mulch]

ur dad

Roasted

[swift zinc]

@drowsy mulch

[sullen oak]

hello guys how are you!

[drowsy mulch]

@swift zinc

[swift zinc]

Scammed thay took way to long

[drowsy mulch]

im great mr beast how are you

[swift zinc]

wait the real mrbeast is here?!

[drowsy mulch]

I have no .002 nanosecond guarantee fraud210

[drowsy mulch]

yeah

[swift zinc]

Mrbeast and user collab

🎉

[sullen oak]

iamotmr beast why u callig me like that?

[wise canyon]

Hello

I'm back

[drowsy mulch]

Because it's your name

I call you mr beast because I don't know what else to call you

[wise canyon]

@everyone

I got unbannned

Wooo

[sullen oak]

i see that my ame is uveryfied

ot mr beast

[drowsy mulch]

but unverified is the name of a lot of other people 😢

so I could be referring to many others 😢

[wise canyon]

@swift zinc respond then

[sullen oak]

i could be veryfird but i am ot able to verify

[brisk yacht]

@drowsy mulch r u playing or

[drowsy mulch]

oh ok unverified176807

[drowsy mulch]

I am not

[sullen oak]

ad that lettter ot workig

[brisk yacht]

Pretty sure weeklys are on

[drowsy mulch]

doesn't it reset in like

12 hours

[brisk yacht]

When i logged on at 10am it said 7 hours

[ripe siren]

imagine dude

this guy ran from the internet

[sullen oak]

758y63yhg74uhgf

\ewwdfwefwhfywgfywf

[steel wedge]

@normal hazel this guy is bullying me

[glass fox]

Hello anyone here?

[next reef]

no there is no one here Unverified 174144

[storm mesa]

a

[bleak oasis]

yes

[raw badger]

I saw a 7 year old get into an argument with someone obviously older than them. I sided with the older person because the 7 year old bypassed and called me a terrible word. (This was in Car Crushers 2)

Then the 7 year old left randomly I wonder how that happened

[broken gorge]

K

[swift zinc]

?afk school

[sacred arrow]

:stormzcheck: I've set your AFK: school

[wide harness]

myusernamesthis please come back soon

[exotic hedge]

get fast wifi loool

[undone fiber]

myusernamesthis

[sharp badger]

banned

[sacred arrow]

:stormzcheck: SenisSuUsais#7512 has been (auto) banned.

[indigo quarry]

i forgive him

user

[ripe siren]

less goooo

dababy

[undone fiber]

what

[undone fiber]

have u listened to a dababy song other than suge lol

[ripe siren]

yeah lol

no i have lisent to alot of dababy song

[undone fiber]

which

rlly interested in your music taste

[indigo quarry]

user

for all the drama

[undone fiber]

i forgive candice

[high garnet]

hello

[undone fiber]

yk who candice is?