general

[storm mesa]

nitro gang

[sharp badger]

[robust leaf]

hi

[sacred arrow]

:stormzcheck: kenzo#6169 has been (auto) banned.

[sharp badger]

[primal galleon]

hotbot banning spree

[sharp badger]

yes everyday

[brisk yacht]

The automod is brutal af

[sharp badger]

i like the suggestion someone did for the scam links that they should kick instead

[brisk yacht]

I think its better if it gives 1 or 2 warnings first

/shrug Kick and they just join back again

[primal galleon]

hotbot gives warnings?

[brisk yacht]

On certain words and systems it doesnt give warnings

69% of swears/invite links are warned first

[brazen drift]

how can you make the bot scan the link

[primal galleon]

answer: It doesn't.

[sharp badger]

idk

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @sharp badger, you have now leveled up to 10!

[sacred arrow]

:stormzcheck: Lxns#5648 has been (auto) banned.

[brazen drift]

my god

[rough creek]

yes

[hearty zealot]

Hey

Someone wanna play

[thin cloak]

Rip

[reef crater]

im playing fortnite rn

[thin cloak]

Noxe

[thin cloak]

rip

[thin cloak]

Lol

[reef crater]

[brisk yacht]

why am i against gold

[mental rune]

lol first time on the starboard for me

[steel wedge]

cool apparently ping is a bad word for Roblox

[ripe siren]

What

[stuck bay]

hello

[ripe siren]

Hi.

[hearty zealot]

Hello

Anyone wanna play jailbreak

[ivory swan]

this thing dead

[bleak oasis]

[sacred arrow]

:stormzcheck: Gil#3339 has been (auto) banned.

[steel wedge]

Oh my god this keyboard is worth every single cent

This is worth well over 32 dollars

Even comes with backlight

It has a matte finish

and silent keys

[bleak oasis]

and it's membrane..?

oh

[steel wedge]

automatic wake/sleep

[bleak oasis]

ew linear keys 🤢 🤢 👎

[robust leaf]

yuck

[steel wedge]

No no, they are good I’m typing on them right now at like 60 WPM

[bleak oasis]

tactical gang

[steel wedge]

tactical

[robust leaf]

I type 120 WPM on the apple magic keyboard

And its membrane

[steel wedge]

Bro

[bleak oasis]

i don't type i hire people to type

[steel wedge]

Those keys are super flat

But you were typing those sentences

[robust leaf]

on a mecha keyboard i can hit ~ 140??

[steel wedge]

I’m not a fast typer

But what I am good at Is saying this keyboard is value for money

[bleak oasis]

i did 113 wpm on my like 11 yr old membrane keyboard

it's probably less on my current keyboard

[steel wedge]

Old membrane keyboards are amazing

the clacky high profile keys

also, this has a battery saver feature

Low battery or no user input for 30 seconds = backlight disabled

[bleak oasis]

i wish my kb had that it's at 100% like all the time

oh

i thought you meant it didn't charge to 100

[steel wedge]

I did not charge it at all

I wont charge it out of the box untill its low

otherwise the battery can get damaged

[bleak oasis]

lower input latency when it's plugged in

[robust leaf]

flex on weird keyboard

[bleak oasis]

😼

[steel wedge]

we don’t want to lose our 500mA

[bleak oasis]

the battery in mine is kinda replaceable

they made a whole guide on how to open it

[steel wedge]

You might say thats little

Ill pull up the user manual

current with backlight is 0.5mA

thats how much it consumes I think

Either with or without backlight

but its worth it and I will watch yt now bye, good night

[bleak oasis]

my kb has 4000 mAh battery lmao

~240 hours without backlight

[robust leaf]

i dont even use a wireless kb

[zinc knot]

who @ me

[sacred arrow]

:stormzcheck: yug_noitom eht-noitomorp#2339 has been (auto) banned.

[ripe siren]

Why do you guys have a sticker of Marty Deeks from NCIS: LA?

[stoic bane]

Lmao

[undone fiber]

so true

holy snap

no way

broke_sim

[nocturne topaz]

Can everyone please be my friend

[maiden belfry]

AFTER 2 YEARSSSS

UNBANED

WOO!

[stoic bane]

Nice.

[coarse crescent]

took a while

[sharp badger]

was it worth it

[dapper sparrow]

[sharp badger]

dream

i know that person…

[maiden belfry]

Idc tbh

I just don't like being "banned"

I never speak here

Nor will

[exotic hedge]

you just did 😮

[ripe siren]

Did this r@tio

[storm mesa]

nico fell off + I agree with you

[sterile flame]

hi

[steel wedge]

This is an iPad keyboard btw

the laptop type. it folds and becomes flat

Yes its membrane

[light coral]

i went home from school early

[steel wedge]

I’m 30% Indian and I like some chinese songs. Songs like the chinese rap, xue hua piao piao and red sun in the sky

[steel wedge]

Oh thats amazing I’m saving ghat lol

[sterile flame]

hii

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @sterile flame, you have now leveled up to 2!

[sterile flame]

yay im level 2 😄

[ripe siren]

Ah

Anyone wanna check out my arts ?

dm me

[cedar quest]

no

[brazen drift]

W accomplishment

[ripe siren]

Ur mom

[magic forum]

sith lord zal

[sterile flame]

his art looks sic

belive

[ripe siren]

thx

[undone fiber]

the real dream

goddamn

[solid timber]

Hi

[tall flower]

Jeff

[solid timber]

Hey Hypnotix!

[brazen drift]

we had hotdogs today. I sat down with my camera ready

Got some good stuff

[austere kraken]

user sucks

he litereally refused to pay a 13 year old

and he refuesed to pay his thumbnail artis

@somber egret get cancelled

wait

u already are

[main star]

Hello

[peak wharf]

Nothing will help

[austere kraken]

ok

[low heart]

ayo don't do that kids u will die

[worldly kiln]

Anyone wanna play tds

I am bored

[brazen drift]

why did mt phone auto correct quit to will

[stoic bane]

Not my phone

Problem* it’s the ai

[velvet karma]

ok

[rich yacht]

who has a priv server that i can have admin in pls dm me

[velvet karma]

uhm

[rich yacht]

?

mabye dm?

[velvet karma]

no priv server

[rich yacht]

kk

[coarse crescent]

i hate my dumb wifi

[mental rune]

yep they definitely fixed my issues

[solid timber]

Guys

Is it just me or discord is down

My messages are lagging and some aren't sending

[storm mesa]

It is you

[solid timber]

Oh

I just checked, it's not just me

I wondered why bots are having like 15k ms ping lol

[fickle iron]

oncall engineers

[exotic hedge]

moment

[exotic hedge]

SAME LOL

[fickle iron]

but imagine

working at discord

[solid timber]

Are channels also taking long for you to load

[odd notch]

Not anymore

[surreal lantern]

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[exotic hedge]

not anymore

3 mins ago yeah

[magic forum]

bro what

[stoic bane]

Xfinity is so bad

[solid timber]

Yeah

Seems like it's fixed now

[stoic bane]

I don’t have problems with discord at anytime because I’m on a database

[exotic hedge]

bots are still not responding for me

[stoic bane]

?ping

[odd notch]

I don't have problems with discord at anytime because I'm on a database
I'm sorry... what?

[stoic bane]

My account is connected to a satellite

[exotic hedge]

what

[solid timber]

What

Selfbot? 🤨

[marble moon]

Selfbot

Idk why selfbot is against tos I guess it because of the raid

[stoic bane]

Im not a self bot.

[exotic hedge]

thats what a self bot would say

[stoic bane]

What.

[solid timber]

Lol

Your acting like a selfbot huh

[stoic bane]

Bro I’m just using grammar jeez

Y’all actaully thinking I am trolling

[solid timber]

[odd notch]

Discord doesn't allow self bots because they will not tolerate the use of automatation outside the OAuth2/Bot API

[exotic hedge]

how do you connect your discord account to a satellite though

[stoic bane]

You use a Usb

[exotic hedge]

so you have this 10000000 ft usb cable going all the way to space

[stoic bane]

Yeah!

[odd notch]

You would probably need 1339000 ft of cable yeah

God, eagle units

[exotic hedge]

youre wrong

you need 100000000

trust me

i did the math

[uneven warren]

hello i just joined bacon army

[stoic bane]

Hi just do nothing and chat

[uneven warren]

ok

[odd notch]

Wrong, ISS is 408 km in the sky, a somewhat stable orbit level, convert 408 km to ft and you get my 1339000

[uneven warren]

you guys seem nice

[exotic hedge]

you are wrong

[marble moon]

[exotic hedge]

i am correct

remember im a discord mod

the all powerful being

[stoic bane]

That does nothing

But sit in a chair and can’t get up

[exotic hedge]

i can get up >:(

[odd notch]

Well, at least I can stand up from my chair

https://tenor.com/IRyK.gif

[exotic hedge]

ok

LOL

IKR

i have reduced motion on so ggez

[stoic bane]

Hotbot is hosted on a discord server

[exotic hedge]

wrong

it is hosted on a toaster

[stoic bane]

No it’s correct

[exotic hedge]

wrong

[odd notch]

wrong

[stoic bane]

Nope

[odd notch]

wrong

[exotic hedge]

realistically its hosted on users server

gamer bread

and edible

😋

[stoic bane]

Good morning

[exotic hedge]

good night

[storm mesa]

ima sleep

it's 12

[uneven warren]

good nigth yall!

[coarse crescent]

eat skittles

and make emojis

sure

success

[misty dawn]

hell

[uneven warren]

good nigth guys

[covert zodiac]

hello

im new

[magic warren]

hi

[brisk yacht]

Atleast you arent like my friends

Literally start at 1am the day they need to submit it

[coarse crescent]

anyone knows how to customize a 404 page?

[karmic hamlet]

what's up people

[brisk yacht]

Ive seen pogy db do a 404 page

[ripe siren]

[coarse crescent]

they say to use a htaccess file

lemme check iirc i saw that before

on my server

[wide harness]

is muysernamesthis going to quit roblox?

what do you guys think

[ripe siren]

idk

[sullen fjord]

I think no

[ripe siren]

ye no

[wide harness]

even if he does he will a legacy that will go on forever: BACONS RULE!!!!!!

[peak wharf]

nah

[wide harness]

ye

[brazen drift]

spider man

[wide harness]

bro how has my account not been verified yet

[brazen drift]

verified is the only role you have

[wide harness]

me?

but my name is ghosted

anyways user please come back 😦

[coarse crescent]

and this was the easiest thing i've ever done in my life

2 files and its done

1 file with 1 line

1 file with 10 lines

and you have a custom 404 page

[brisk yacht]

Did you just require the html file

[coarse crescent]

no

using a .htaccesss file; redirecting to the 404 page

[peak wharf]

why lol

[wide harness]

im a big fan

[peak wharf]

do you not understand the magnitude of what he did?

[wide harness]

i love his jb vids

ye he scammed

but still i dont want his content to go away

[brisk yacht]

Username content is dead

[wide harness]

idk why he is so ashamed

[brisk yacht]

Go find another youtuber

Touch some grass

[wide harness]

ye i also watch vg

[peak wharf]

datbrian

[brazen drift]

he's getting back lashed by 90% of the internet

[wide harness]

oh i see

but bob/

his account is online almost daily

[coarse crescent]

its wrong what he did, and i dont know alot of his history, but i hope he will learn from his mistakes, and maybe if he does come back with any content i hope he will do it in a better way, its quite a waste of a channel of this size tbh

[wide harness]

roblox acc

[peak wharf]

he won't learn cause he won't admit he was wrong

[brisk yacht]

Is the man not allowed to play roblox?

[wide harness]

he admited

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @wide harness, you have now leveled up to 2!

[wide harness]

but

[coarse crescent]

fair

[sullen fjord]

What happens idk 😅?

[wide harness]

he is allowed to play roblox

hes not banned

[sullen fjord]

Happened*

[wide harness]

saw his account online a few days ago

[brazen drift]

thats his decision

[wide harness]

i really hope he comes back

with jailbreak content

[peak wharf]

mhm and im affected as well

literally

[brazen drift]

same
bored asl

I need some streamers to troll

[sullen fjord]

What did he do?

[brisk yacht]

[wide harness]

he scammed

[sullen fjord]

I wasn’t there

[peak wharf]

i wasn't here

[sullen fjord]

Oh he scammed

[wide harness]

the singers and animators of "better together" music vid

[brisk yacht]

Good

[wide harness]

he scammed them

[sullen fjord]

Why ?

[wide harness]

honestly i would side with username on this

[brisk yacht]

Go for the its not a mistake girl

[wide harness]

he needs some support

[peak wharf]

yea i tried for over a year being his friend

[brisk yacht]

Jellybean something should be

[peak wharf]

didn't end well for me either

[wide harness]

start a dm with me dude

[peak wharf]

Minecraft server is now dead with no leadership

[wide harness]

/dont get everyone into this

[peak wharf]

i should get back to my hw

[wide harness]

@peak wharf check your dms

[peak wharf]

this article is sooo dense

[brisk yacht]

I mean of course its dead its main source of engagement is rare

Lag spike fun

[peak wharf]

him as a project lead was just...

[brazen drift]

user isn't the friendly type
not online at least

[peak wharf]

a bad idea

ok im actually getting anxiety talking about this

back to my reading

[wide harness]

@peak wharf

[karmic hamlet]

lol

[wide harness]

check your dms

[karmic hamlet]

.

[sullen fjord]

So he scammed some people and that’s why it happened

[brisk yacht]

here have a existential crisis instead https://thesimulationargument.com

[peak wharf]

that isn't gonna help

[wide harness]

wait yo asimo is in this?

[peak wharf]

bruh

[brisk yacht]

I cant remember the url

[wide harness]

can someone link me the vg discord server?

[sullen fjord]

What’s the vg? Lol

[merry igloo]

whens my username gonna upload on youtube again

[brazen drift]

rip the homie

[merry igloo]

L

[peak wharf]

might wanna research what's been going on for the past 3 weeks with User

[merry igloo]

welp

so no more of him welp

or at least for a while

what.....???

[sacred arrow]

:stormzcheck: Ad#5854 has been (auto) softmuted.

[odd notch]

User:

[exotic hedge]

scary

boo

[swift zinc]

nico can scare me just by seeing him is enough

[fickle iron]

lma

[odd notch]

https://tenor.com/view/woman-women-am-i-right-woman-am-i-right-gif-23666905

[brazen drift]

sleep w the homies bro

never be lonely again

[odd notch]

Being scared as a moderator is unacceptable!!

Staff complaint

[peak wharf]

This article is soooo dense

im actually falling asleep trying to read this

[coarse crescent]

why tf does it download this document when i try to go to it

is it just a liveserver thing or

[odd notch]

Reading the words? Lol!

They can make an argument but they can’t make a flipping fast website

[exotic hedge]

@shadow sonnet its me and you

[odd notch]

You two are a couple??

[exotic hedge]

no canadixn

i meant that we are the only mods online

[brisk yacht]

Its okay nico we accept you for who you are

This is a safe place,yes? @odd notch

[swift zinc]

We should make this

[exotic hedge]

the only people they would complain about is you skill

[swift zinc]

Untrue

Wait

I made a google form for this

[odd notch]

Yeah

[swift zinc]

Who wants to fill it out 🙂

[odd notch]

@swift zinc you should email [e-mail] and say "sup"

[brisk yacht]

How do i set slash command permissions again or is it possible to fetch user permission with interactions

[swift zinc]

The email isnt in use much

[vital harness]

elo

[swift zinc]

I'll stick to google form

[odd notch]

I’m about to make it be then

[vital harness]

I am bored

[swift zinc]

want le form?

To complain about nico

[brisk yacht]

Test https://myusernamesthis.net

[odd notch]

"Le" is "the" in French. Unacceptable language use to a member that has no clue what Le is in French. Staff complaint!

[delicate moss]

hi

[swift zinc]

website unavailable

[swift zinc]

le in spanish is the

[delicate moss]

site coming soon

[brisk yacht]

PepePoint

[odd notch]

That has been shown for like the past…

5 years…?

[delicate moss]

hi

[brisk yacht]

5 years of html5 learning damn

[delicate moss]

i am an americannnnninsdwsiand;wajfjds

[odd notch]

HTML5 UP*

[brisk yacht]

I could atleast guess half of the website by github stackoverflow and docs

[ripe siren]

@night jacinth WAKEY WAKEY

[swift zinc]

www.skill210isawesome.com

[odd notch]

Not a valid domain unfortunately

[brisk yacht]

imagine www.

[swift zinc]

dont go to that site

its secret

[nocturne topaz]

Someone got mad at me yesterday because I said get good

[brisk yacht]

Im gonna register a scam website on that now

[swift zinc]

NO

[brisk yacht]

[swift zinc]

dont u have to buy a domain?

[brisk yacht]

Register/buy same thing

[swift zinc]

wth it costs $12

[brisk yacht]

Gn 1am

[swift zinc]

per year

[odd notch]

Moderator has no money 😮

Just like some of the people user has ghosted

[swift zinc]

.......

bruh

If I had $12 I would spend it on nitro not a domain anyways

[marble moon]

I like ghosting some of my friends

[odd notch]

You’d spent it on nitrogen?

[swift zinc]

Discord nitro

[odd notch]

Discord nitrogen?

[swift zinc]

NO

[odd notch]

Nitrogen has arguments too you know

With chemicals

[swift zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/nitro-dodik-nitro-buy-discord-discord-nitro-gif-19169267

This thing

[odd notch]

Oh an NFT called "Nitro" cool

[swift zinc]

wait

I am going to buy thst

[odd notch]

How much ethereum do you have

[swift zinc]

about 20

[tardy pewter]

is it down discord

[fair sierra]

i own the nft now 🙂

[brazen drift]

starboard pls

[short tusk]

Hi!

[brazen drift]

dont you love when you click play on roblox
and then all you see is this

and your game doesnt load after 4 attempts, 2 different browers, 3 different accounts, 1 vpn, a pc restart, and re-installing the game
so epic

[shadow sonnet]

just me now

[brazen drift]

W mod

[exotic hedge]

i had to eat lunch and deal with discord outage

[thin cloak]

Hey

Vat up

[brazen drift]

at least youre not playing asphalt 8 while roblox is down

[thin cloak]

Asphalt 8 is god

It's really fun

Bro

[bleak oasis]

test

[twin wadi]

Yo if and One wants to join my sever ill give u free robuxs tex me for link

[shadow sonnet]

hehe

[charred tiger]

u really out here panicking that roblox is down

LOL

[charred tiger]

nah its hella boring

[stoic bane]

Discord actaully got me

[odd notch]

https://tenor.com/bMizG.gif

[rough creek]

discord is down

[stark summit]

nah

[near torrent]

discord being funny

[primal galleon]

instead of the great roblox outage this will be known as the annoying discord outage

[coarse crescent]

YES FINALLY

[short tusk]

topic

[jagged quartz]

Topic

Do you prefer to shop online or in a store?

[short tusk]

Online

[coarse crescent]

AFTER ALMOST 3 HRS

i can connect again :)

[primal galleon]

online

topic

[jagged quartz]

Topic

Do you believe in a higher being?

[primal galleon]

ye

[coarse crescent]

bro i was here from the first minute of the outage

to the last users that couldnt connect

[primal galleon]

topic

[jagged quartz]

Topic

What is your earliest memory?

[primal galleon]

i forgot

[swift zinc]

DISXORD IS BAXK

[coarse crescent]

tho still lots of cache doesnt load

[brazen drift]

youre bad luck

my discord was working fine till you said something

[brazen drift]

as if i dont have 80 other games to play

[coarse crescent]

imma sleep cya

[marble moon]

Oh it's back

[ripe siren]

is my user quitting youtube ??

[marble moon]

Yes

[ripe siren]

wait why

[brazen drift]

hes sick

he doesnt wanna spread it to his viewers

[swift zinc]

I forgot my Snapchat username as well

[short tusk]

If I wasn't responding that means I'm busy.

[ripe siren]

sick as in he's a sick person or he's actually sick (if that made sense)

[coarse crescent]

WAIT YES

[brazen drift]

sick as in antigens have made their way into his body and are slowly but surely affecting him negatively

[coarse crescent]

it works now

[ripe siren]

oh

I hate when roblox falsely bans you for supposedly "inappropriate" content.

[coarse crescent]

last time itshowed that messages were delivered but they werent

finally

ight imma sleep bus

[short tusk]

Well now yt in your Roblox username is now against Roblox TOS.

[coarse crescent]

bye*

[short tusk]

Which means ban ban time.

[ripe siren]

yea yea yea ikik

[brazen drift]

BRO

[short tusk]

Also thank god I don't name myself yt.

[brazen drift]

fake link btw

[marble moon]

Wait, really?

[brazen drift]

if it aint obvious

[marble moon]

NO WAY

[brazen drift]

@proven heath nob

[stoic bane]

it went down again chat

hold in your seatbelts

[marble moon]

@brazen drift who reported you though?

Actually

[brazen drift]

nobody

[marble moon]

Don't say it

[brazen drift]

i sent that to resistance and res only

[marble moon]

[stoic bane]

discord logged me out of my phone

[proven heath]

bro ive literally seen people use "dicsord" as a phishing link

[brazen drift]

watch he ban me here too

[stoic bane]

and wont go back in

[brazen drift]

bruh fr

[marble moon]

He probably thought you got hacked

[proven heath]

yes

[stoic bane]

Discord went down again chat

[brazen drift]

i wouldve said so, plus im a lot more careful than that

and considering i didnt even get automodded for links in the server
or here

[odd notch]

Found it 🤠

[marble moon]

I would agree, tbh trusting a link like dicsord I wouldn't really click on it

[brazen drift]

wifi issue

[marble moon]

They could probably steal your cookie who knows

[swift zinc]

@brazen drift why did you send a mod a scam nitro link

🥴

[brazen drift]

oh no
MY COOKIES!!!11

[rough creek]

lmfaoo

[odd notch]

https://discord.com/nitro

[brazen drift]

he said something about only noobs send the scam link

i literally put fake nitro at the end and made it absurdly long

nah it was worth it my boiy
all good

[marble moon]

Wow

[exotic hedge]

oops

[odd notch]

Angi

[drowsy mulch]

using snapchat to talk to online friends 😎

[swift zinc]

Well discord was down

So yes

[dusky kernel]

Myusernamesthis is trash.

[night jacinth]

who asked

[fair sierra]

npc

[dusky kernel]

If nobody asked then why are you listening.

Silly

[fair sierra]

because I ASKED 😱 😱 😱 😱

[dusky kernel]

Exactly, we have found who has asked,

[night jacinth]

because im forced to read your no brain words in a channel you shouldn't be in

[dusky kernel]

You know you can ignore

Need a tutorial?

[night jacinth]

you can just keep ur opinion too

[stoic bane]

^

[dusky kernel]

But I am stating FACTS, and if I keep them in my head then I am not STATING them.

[stoic bane]

@dusky kernel

[dusky kernel]

Ye

[stoic bane]

Dude if you just joinee just to say that

Then you really wasted your time

[dusky kernel]

Nope

[night jacinth]

yeah just leave

waste of space and waste of time

[stoic bane]

Are we dumb? Do we not know about it? Stop acting like that @dusky kernel

[fair sierra]

bacon army argument

[stoic bane]

I’m literally stressed out enough

[somber sierra]

@brazen drift

[night jacinth]

#drama

[dusky kernel]

Why is it your concern thought.

though*

[night jacinth]

because you wont shut up

[stoic bane]

Ending: read pinned messages have a good day

[dusky kernel]

And lecturing me is going to calm you down.

[stoic bane]

Case is dismissed.

[fair sierra]

we should have a drama channel for stupid arguments like these 🙂

[night jacinth]

youre making me about to drop words thatll get me banned

[dusky kernel]

Honestly I can't state Roblox kid Logic

[drowsy mulch]

😐 😐 😐 😐 😐

[fair sierra]

ill assure you moonie does not play roblox

[dusky kernel]

Maybe

Maybe he play goat simulator

[fair sierra]

if that is the case

[dusky kernel]

It better than roblox

[stoic bane]

AHEM CASE DISMISSED @dusky kernel u have 5 seconds to drop it before it’s opened again

[drowsy mulch]

He

[night jacinth]

goat sim?

[dusky kernel]

Do you like goat simulator?

Yeah

[fair sierra]

bro said goat simulator

[night jacinth]

i like goat sim

[clever kayak]

wat is goat sim

[night jacinth]

i used to when i was like 10

[stoic bane]

@dusky kernel are u the goat? Lemme see

[dusky kernel]

Ye

[fair sierra]

😦

[dusky kernel]

I am a goat

That is actually a compliment if you call me a goat 🐐

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @dusky kernel, you have now leveled up to 2!

[drowsy mulch]

@fair sierra I Hate You

Please Quit Discord

[dusky kernel]

You lick objects as a goat with a long or short neck, you choose.

[marble moon]

[clever kayak]

@fair sierra i am goat u are not lol this is a joke.

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @clever kayak, you have now leveled up to 2!

[dusky kernel]

What other games do y'all play except roblox?

[drowsy mulch]

Ok!

[fair sierra]

battlefield

the old ones

[dusky kernel]

:/

[clever kayak]

fortnite is worse than geography dash

[fair sierra]

xbox 360 ones

[dusky kernel]

I used to on PS3

Ok

Anything modern?

[clever kayak]

AH MY EYES ITS TO DISGUSTING

[marble moon]

[dusky kernel]

🤨

Who here has/ plays minecraft.

[clever kayak]

Me

[dusky kernel]

You play just normal or hypixel

[clever kayak]

normal

[dusky kernel]

I used to play bedwars but I was actual trash at it so I quit

[obsidian nymph]

yknow there's actual phishing links that are JUST like that if you don't have the memory of a fish

[obsidian nymph]

therefore i see no problem in that

[dusky kernel]

🧢 Myusernamesthis is trash 🧢

[obsidian nymph]

and im someone that usually makes fun of their moderation and their past records when it coems to banning

[glossy pivot]

Gpo way better than Jailbreak

[fair sierra]

yeah no way u think we're gonna read a whole link

[marble moon]

Hey Rick

[brazen drift]

thats why i didnt hide it in the middle somewhere
i was gonna, but i didnt

[broken gorge]

bob

[brazen drift]

mankid424

[clever kayak]

@nastroflux bruh user is better than anybody on youtube other than pewdiepie

[obsidian nymph]

i am baffled that you're even complaining lmao

i believe it's justified here, enjoy your vacation off jb 👍

[bleak oasis]

anybody on youtube

[broken gorge]

i am datstrawkid

in fortnite

the fake

[obsidian nymph]

@proven heath lmao moderator laugh at this user

[proven heath]

😵‍💫

[obsidian nymph]

i will now commit the horrible act of impersonation

i have done the horrible act of impersonation

[broken gorge]

k

[obsidian nymph]

and hope to achieve humor

[fair sierra]

im on a permanent vacation, 3 years in 🙂

[obsidian nymph]

i remember your ban i think

pretty dumb

[broken gorge]

u

r

s

[fair sierra]

it was a minecraft nsfw link that was embedded

didnt check the link and copy pasted it 🙂

[broken gorge]

kreek is nub

[obsidian nymph]

oh lmao idio

but 2019 was a dark time for jb moderation anyways

drama left and right

was fun tho even tho i observed in like 60% of it

[sharp badger]

were you apart of it

[stark summit]

me when i realize my day is going bad but then r/antiwork collapsed

[obsidian nymph]

the 40% yea

[stark summit]

|

[bleak oasis]

i observed 0% of it because i left that discord then

[sharp badger]

i've been in it for a while but barely talk

[carmine sentinel]

@stark summit make me a copypasta bro

[sharp badger]

make me one too

[carmine sentinel]

Bro typing

[sharp badger]

making a copypasta for me

[stark summit]

It was a normal day of me finishing my presentation on why I think being a discord moderator is a very serious job. Anyways the story starts in 1/26/2022 when a subreddit by the name of "antiwork" got shut down. I was very curious to hear about this news and wonder if the subreddit finally collapsed. Unfortunately It only got shutdown temporarily. This news made my day even worse since the people who I presented to didn't think being a discord moderator was a job, let alone a hobby! Now the subreddit may be shut down permanently which would be good. And the chances are looking quite high since the mod who went on the interview was the most reddit thing you've ever seen. This would seriously make my week significantly better

[carmine sentinel]

Ok

[broken gorge]

vhhhhhhhh

[sharp badger]

[coarse scarab]

everyone if u can then dm me

[sharp badger]

why

[coarse scarab]

just if u can i will explain in dms

[sharp badger]

ok

[robust leaf]

😂

[stark summit]

in all seriousness wtf happened to that sub lmao

[sharp badger]

cancelled

[obsidian nymph]

did they say a racial slur

[sharp badger]

yes 100%

[marble moon]

[broken gorge]

hi

[somber sierra]

ok

[broken gorge]

e

[sharp badger]

[somber sierra]

strawkid is stuck here forever now

i would go insane

[sharp badger]

why

[somber sierra]

you know why

[sharp badger]

no i don't

[marble moon]

[somber sierra]

joy

he doesnt know!!

[marble moon]

[somber sierra]

😂

[short tusk]

WTF?

[sharp badger]

yes i don't

[somber sierra]

joy!

oh

[brazen drift]

what did people say ab it

[sharp badger]

they said a lot of things..

[brazen drift]

such as

[somber sierra]

huh

oh im just saying you're stuck here forever

[brazen drift]

what was the reaction to the ban tho

ik at least 3 people reacted to the ban message

[somber sierra]

hm

[stark summit]

@robust leaf What are your opinions on the RTX 3050

[somber sierra]

waste of silicon

[brazen drift]

im gonna get it

review it

if i can get it

[sharp badger]

you were banned?

[brazen drift]

yeah like an hour ago

[sharp badger]

i mean i totally knew that..

[brazen drift]

damn it;s been an hour>

[sharp badger]

for what

[brazen drift]

joke link

that didnt look much like a joke

apparently

[sharp badger]

what was it

[somber sierra]

sik said he would remeber you

umm some other guy said rip

[brazen drift]

@sharp badger

[sharp badger]

💀

[brazen drift]

idk about you put personally i aint never seen a hacked person send an automatic message then edit it

[sharp badger]

did the link go to a rick roll

[brazen drift]

no

it was a random link i typed

[somber sierra]

joy

[sharp badger]

oh well yeah i would've known that was a link

[brazen drift]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/332199818917183490/936020583362203678/unknown.png

[sharp badger]

i haven't clicked any of those links yet so easy tbh

[ripe siren]

Oh my goodness

@brazen drift

[somber sierra]

unverified 🤨

[ripe siren]

U just made my account get hacked

[brazen drift]

i clicked one once managed to immediately change my pass and disable my acc for a day

[ripe siren]

Bro??

[brazen drift]

huh

[ripe siren]

I clicked that link and I had to email Discord for my account back

I just got it back

[brazen drift]

good for you

some people dont make it out alive

[ripe siren]

Wheres my nitro for an apology?

[brazen drift]

tell me one thing tho
who are you again

[ripe siren]

😉

[brazen drift]

SKILL

[ripe siren]

Unverified180651

[brazen drift]

NO ALTS!!

[ripe siren]

Ugh how did you know

[brazen drift]

only you send the wink emoji and ask for nitro

nico sends or smirk

[marble moon]

[ripe siren]

Can I have the nitro though

[brazen drift]

no
noob

[marble moon]

I have alts everywhere

[brazen drift]

i would say same but then once i get questioned for having alts thatd be a liability

ill say this: i have 2 other accounts on discord

[ripe siren]

Ill try again another time

[brazen drift]

one is in nicos world

the other is here
JKJK

[ripe siren]

I now have to get back to my moderation duty and lurk

[brazen drift]

yes and not break rules

now shoo

[cobalt oracle]

Bob did you get hacked

[brazen drift]

no

[marble moon]

He just got himself ban

[cobalt oracle]

I just saw your ban in jb

[ripe siren]

U are my biggest fan

😉

[brazen drift]

me too

[near torrent]

what

[brazen drift]

prosome skill has an alt
demote & ban him

[cobalt oracle]

True

[brazen drift]

you have one too
demote & leave with dignity

[ripe siren]

Ok but im not even skill and im not trying to get banned for impersonation so ill stop now

Idk who skill even is

[stark summit]

whatd he do now lmao

[near torrent]

a moderator

[marble moon]

[ripe siren]

Oh lmao well I almost got nitro from this bob

[brazen drift]

you have his pfp and ask for nitro

[ripe siren]

Its bc he told me to switch his pfp

Cuz it had the middle finger then I asked for his pfp

[brazen drift]

#general message

[ripe siren]

Kinda stupid though I cant have a pfp that the anime character is holding a middle finger

[carmine sentinel]

LOL

Who’d you send it too

[ripe siren]

If I send those nitro scam links do I get auto banned

[robust leaf]

Um

[brazen drift]

@proven heath

[marble moon]

Yes

[stark summit]

LMAO

[brazen drift]

also question for res

[ripe siren]

What if I accidently copy and paste it here

[brazen drift]

whyd it take you hours to ban me

[stark summit]

starred

[carmine sentinel]

No it works for me

[marble moon]

Appeal for ban

[robust leaf]

Could use more VRAM

[carmine sentinel]

Bruh ask him to unban

[brazen drift]

starboard speedrun pt 2

[ripe siren]

But its a mistake

[robust leaf]

Considering its 50 dollars more than 6500xt

[rough creek]

tallic is my alt

[cobalt oracle]

I know

[ripe siren]

Guys who wants to see a magic trick and see me get auto banned

[proven heath]

i was in class and discord went down

[rough creek]

[nocturne topaz]

Who wants to play jailbreak

[brazen drift]

the only way id do that is if i couldnt find another server to be active in if my main servers were dead

[brazen drift]

oh

[ripe siren]

Wait if I send the same link that bob did will I get unbanned

[brazen drift]

yes

[ripe siren]

Send me the link in dms

[brazen drift]

no

[stark summit]

Acescril and Tallic fighting to become the most hated member of the server

[near torrent]

[brazen drift]

see you almost had me

[ripe siren]

What

I just want the link

[brazen drift]

tsk tsk tsk
100 iq play ngl

[ripe siren]

R U on something

I just want the link

[brazen drift]

its right here
#general message

[ripe siren]

Im not typing that

Just give me the link

[somber sierra]

j o y

[brazen drift]

just type up to gift/

[rough creek]

most hated with my 1 msg per day

[brazen drift]

ong

[somber sierra]

come along with me

[ripe siren]

Ok Im going do it

[rough creek]

average occurrence

[ripe siren]

I will be back like bob did

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @ripe siren, you have now leveled up to 3!

[rough creek]

my 3rd time

[ripe siren]

you got hacked???

[brazen drift]

no

it was supposed to be a funny joke

thought it'd be a funny joke to send him an obviously fake link as soon as he said "only noobs get hacked from fake links"

[somber sierra]

bob fr got

[rough creek]

jailbreak mods falsely banned him

[brazen drift]

it wasnt a false ban if they thought it was real

[rough creek]

so I have to bribe jailbreak mods to get him unbanned

[somber sierra]

you dont have enough money

[brazen drift]

plus ive been needing an excuse to go ghost there anyways

thats not transparent
damnit

[rough creek]

just leave the server!

I would do that if the staff gives me back my levels if I leave the server!

[brazen drift]

"why u leave"
"straw come explain hacking stuff and how this guys wrong"
"skill keeps bugging me go threaten him or something"
"straw left rip bozo"

[rough creek]

lmfaoo well ratio them!

[bleak oasis]

use duckduckgo

[rough creek]

Yo rich kids look in the rich kids chat

[sharp badger]

where is it..

[rough creek]

#exclusive-chat should just be renamed to "money-spent-on-discord"

[sharp badger]

agreed

[bleak oasis]

rsc

[brazen drift]

cc @near torrent

[bleak oasis]

rock scissors cpaper chat

[stark summit]

?rps\

[rough creek]

duck duck go is a free pass to be in the fbi watchlist

[stark summit]

?rps

[stark summit]

thats why i use lynx

[rough creek]

ban evade jailbreak server

[bleak oasis]

Does this mean you get in the watchlist or not

[rough creek]

that's what I did in here and in jailbreak

[bleak oasis]

Why does it matter I'm not american

[sharp badger]

time to switch to it

[rough creek]

no I don't use a duck for my search

[bleak oasis]

oh

[brazen drift]

@ripe sireni found this offensive, it hurt my feelings. please kindly remind our friend about rules A16 and A1.

[sacred arrow]

Skrindo is AFK: sleep - 18 hours, 25 minutes ago

[sharp badger]

[bleak oasis]

i moved to it some day for no reason

[stark summit]

nah

[rough creek]

18 hrs?

[stark summit]

i dont believe it

[brazen drift]

im already 59 parallel universes ahead of you

[marble moon]

He's busy

[sharp badger]

that must be a good sleep

[marble moon]

Damn

[sharp badger]

when i can't use external stickers

[rough creek]

I'm 60 parallel universe ahead of you

[sharp badger]

yes

[bleak oasis]

@grand meteor

[stark summit]

it is time

[rough creek]

premier pro from school

[stark summit]

no

[sharp badger]

lmao

[stark summit]

the tax payer didnt pay for this

[grand meteor]

wat

[bleak oasis]

he said he can't use external stickers

[thick bobcat]

wyr

[jagged quartz]

WYR Generator

Would you rather...

A: Be healthy and poor
B: Be rich and sick

[thick bobcat]

BRUH STILL DOES NOT WORK?

[stark summit]

bro where do i even start

[bleak oasis]

Tetrahedral

[sharp badger]

the format

[grand meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-west-stare-serious-gif-15710427

[brazen drift]

see its stuff like this

that gets me banned

[rough creek]

anything is possible

[bleak oasis]

Then don't say that stuff

[thick bobcat]

genie How old am i?

[jagged quartz]

Official Legendz#0001

Your Question

How old am i?

Genie Answer

Perhaps

[sharp badger]

1

[rough creek]

I like ban evading

[bleak oasis]

i ban evaded too

[sharp badger]

wow

imagine ban evading

[rough creek]

shot op ban evaded

[bleak oasis]

i have another account with a ton of messages in some dms/servers lol

[thin cloak]

Wow

Djjd

[sharp badger]

nft person

[bleak oasis]

still has 24 mutual friends

nice ppl :)

[thin cloak]

@somber egret come talk with people

[sharp badger]

do you use it still

[bleak oasis]

no

[sharp badger]

why don't you tell the friends that you use this account

[bleak oasis]

they just haven't unfriended it because they forgot about my existence

[thin cloak]

@bleak oasis were u an admin or an mod

[bleak oasis]

senior mod

[thin cloak]

Nice

👏 thank for ur work

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @thin cloak, you have now leveled up to 11!

[bleak oasis]

it was like 3 years ago but thanks i guess lol

[rough creek]

this has the same energy as

some person: did you serve in the military?
person: yes
some person: omg tysm for your service
the service:

[bleak oasis]

yes

any of you eat like 5 different kinds of cookies at midnight for no reason

[brazen drift]

i found a cabinet in the road

[thin cloak]

I was walking and I saw someone from the military coming home for Afghanistan an me an my friends thanked him and on dummy in my friend group started joking about it and he isn't in our friend group anymore because of that

[thin cloak]

Me love goat sim

[bleak oasis]

what game

oh

looks like some game jerma would play

[brazen drift]

ELLO

[ripe siren]

ELLO

[sacred arrow]

:stormzcheck: 亗꧁༒Naruto Uzamaki༒꧂亗#2020 has been (auto) softmuted.

[ripe siren]

can u plz mute me for 2 min???

Lol

BRUH
BEYHBEGDGPDYGPIGYDP