general

[exotic ocean]

no offense but i can tell

[kindred peak]

"algorithm reasons"

[exotic ocean]

since you spend so much time in ba

[kindred peak]

man wants the #1 spot

[short tusk]

Sometimes i lost braincells

[exotic ocean]

i can see that

[ripe siren]

i have 2 cells remaining

[short tusk]

I have 0

[sharp badger]

I have none

[ripe siren]

why are u alive

[shadow sonnet]

prison cell

[sharp badger]

Good question

[exotic ocean]

tank is not even top 10

[kindred peak]

hes trying

[sharp badger]

Bruh how

[exotic ocean]

i see that

[short tusk]

We are not talking about jailbreak

[kindred peak]

sneaky #2

[ripe siren]

who is sneaky

[exotic ocean]

ikr he talks so much here

[ripe siren]

is he sneaked

i mean , uh hiding''

@mental rune nice banner man

[short tusk]

How what

[sharp badger]

How are you not on lb

[kindred peak]

#4 on the leaderboard

[exotic ocean]

how you not top 10

[ripe siren]

i literally ate very good food today dont ask what did i ate

[short tusk]

Death

[ripe siren]

i ate uh , ah yes air

[exotic ocean]

?

[sharp badger]

What did you eat

[short tusk]

Well cya

[ripe siren]

uhh

[ripe siren]

cya

[short tusk]

Ima sleep now

[sharp badger]

Gn

[ripe siren]

uhh air

[sharp badger]

Oh I eat air too

[short tusk]

God damit someone dm me

[sharp badger]

Tastes good

[sharp badger]

Block them it fixes the solution

[short tusk]

Its one of my friend

Well online friend

[sharp badger]

Oh ig that isn’t an option then

[ripe siren]

back

[sharp badger]

Did you eat more air

[ripe siren]

no

[short tusk]

24 hours later:

[storm mesa]

eat

[sharp badger]

Sad

[short tusk]

Eat wot

[proud zodiac]

trade of acc

[sharp badger]

??

[ripe siren]

im literally in the bathroom

i ate so much air

im not good i think

i eat air in my home

yes

[kindred peak]

welcome to the server new

[short tusk]

Againist of tos

[ripe siren]

no you know the pain after eating air is so much that i burst out of tears.

[short tusk]

Hi

[ripe siren]

i need to be cured

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @ripe siren, you have now leveled up to 3!

[short tusk]

Wait you aren't new

[ripe siren]

he is new

[short tusk]

I got clickbaited

[lapis remnant]

f server

[ripe siren]

his name is new

oh so u are I

[cobalt oracle]

1 kill win against the sweatiest john wick ever https://cdn.prosome.xyz/img/HBHYM36d.jpg

[ripe siren]

he is I

@cobalt oracle

@barren dove

[sacred arrow]

Zeph The Femboy#3704 has been muted.

[ripe siren]

oh ok thansk

thanks*

[cobalt oracle]

damn didnt even give me time to type the cmd b4 pinging another mod

[ripe siren]

lol

sowwy

oh my god this brightness is killing my eyes

[kindred peak]

👀 i got pinged

[ripe siren]

very good

getting ghost pinged is a thing lol

please someone

come here i wanna tsalk

@fallen wharf your domain is in maintenance?

[ivory swan]

that might happen when the server wants to detonate itself

[ripe siren]

[fallen wharf]

we're figuring it out

[shadow sonnet]

you will be happy to know i planted 5 tons of c4 under the server

[ripe siren]

goodbye world

[kindred peak]

jokes on you the server already got blown up

make your own server -> give yourself mod -> proceed to use these powers

you dont need it

[ivory swan]

well the server doesnt NEED you as a mod

[kindred peak]

why do you want mod then

[ivory swan]

mf now my brain doesnt accept "need" as a word

[kindred peak]

define "better"

no reason, no mod

not that the admins would give it to you

[shadow sonnet]

hired welcome to the team

[ripe siren]

handpick

[ivory swan]

handpick me guys

[solid timber]

Good morning

[ripe siren]

ask muh

[ivory swan]

i am the perfect candidate, i'll let all the staffs screenshot my NFT and i wont cry about it

[ripe siren]

good morning diamond

[solid timber]

Gm Skrindo!

[ivory swan]

you are hired

the server needed you as a staff

they just DID

omg you're right

because im here

you even agreed

[storm mesa]

a

[ivory swan]

oh no its THAT dude

[fallen wharf]

give this man noderator pls

[ivory swan]

all chat did STAFF APPS?

[ripe siren]

sad

[fallen wharf]

that was for ba

a while back when the discord logo looked like that

[storm mesa]

it was long ago

nvm

[ripe siren]

under a year ago

not too far back

[barren dove]

sorry hun! you need help with anything else?

[fallen wharf]

trinity

change name, its no longer christmas

[barren dove]

zip it.

christmas spirit all year.

[fallen wharf]

ok sorry

[robust leaf]

TRINITY

@barren dove

[barren dove]

HII NOVA

[barren dove]

its oki luv

[robust leaf]

🙂

❤️

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @ripe siren, you have now leveled up to 9!

[barren dove]

almost level 10 omg

[ripe siren]

no , prosome solved it

[exotic ocean]

congrats

hi

👋

[exotic ocean]

hi trinity

not really

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @exotic ocean, you have now leveled up to 37!

[exotic ocean]

lets go

level 37

well check your rank card because thats facts

ik

[brisk yacht]

Thats not-

[exotic ocean]

ok but its not 7 billion xp

[brisk yacht]

Sure just give a sr.mod plus a million dollars and they'll set it for you

[exotic ocean]

its only like 3k

[shadow sonnet]

send me $10 and i will recommend you to be handpicked

[topaz helm]

sure

[ripe siren]

PayPal?

[ripe siren]

@shadow sonnet

hello

[shadow sonnet]

mail it to my house

[fallen wharf]

the most useless discord popup has been added

join a server and get told you have joined that server

it hasnt

unless i just got it today

[shadow sonnet]

it definitely has not

[fallen wharf]

and ive joined hundreds of servers

[ripe siren]

Same

[fallen wharf]

the join message has been on discord since the start - the popup was added today

[shadow sonnet]

they dont need a welcome pop up the sticker button does the welcoming just fine

[fallen wharf]

WYR:
A) join a server and get spammed with 500 pings with welcome stickers
B) get this stupid af popup

def A for me

[shadow sonnet]

A

any day

A is so much better

[storm mesa]

That was my welcome for weed blazers and I got kicked/banned the other morning

[empty hound]

What a warm welcome

[plucky mauve]

I want a warm welcome

[shadow sonnet]

me too

[plucky mauve]

Me more

[shadow sonnet]

no me more

[marble moon]

Hey @empty hound

[plucky mauve]

Ratio

[shadow sonnet]

oh no

[empty hound]

Helooo

[half musk]

ROSETTA??

[sacred arrow]

** Welcome to the Official Bacon Army Discord Server!**

Before Chatting:

• Please be sure to read the #❗rules and the #📃information to clear up any confusion that you may have for the server.
• Reading the informational channels above will help you avoid receiving any punishments.
• If you have any further questions or concerns, please ping an online staff member for assistance.
  @plucky mauve

[plucky mauve]

JOHAN

[half musk]

HEYY

[plucky mauve]

WHAT

WHO DID THAT

[half musk]

Woah welcome rose!!!

[plucky mauve]

I respect you so much rn

[empty hound]

[half musk]

I love dyn too

I love everyone here

[empty hound]

Hello Forsythe

[half musk]

Haii

[plucky mauve]

Thanks for the warm welcome @empty hound you’re the best

[empty hound]

Love you too

Thank

[half musk]

Where’s Pepsi

He hasn’t bullied me

[empty hound]

@fallen wharf pepi

[plucky mauve]

@fallen wharf

I demand you bully Johannesburg

[half musk]

Plead your case pepsi

[plucky mauve]

JOHAN

Auto correct wild

[half musk]

YES

[fallen wharf]

what’s happening inf

[empty hound]

Johannesburg

[fallen wharf]

i have limited time and brain cells to waste on discord

[plucky mauve]

😭

[half musk]

I invented Johannesburg

[sacred arrow]

𝓢𝓶𝓸𝓵𝓦𝓪𝓯𝓯𝓵𝓮#1648 has been (auto) banned.

[fallen wharf]

why have i been called

[half musk]

That’s fair!

[plucky mauve]

Woah. A rule breaker!

[empty hound]

Hello pepi

[half musk]

Cause you haven’t bullied me

[plucky mauve]

Thank god they were auto banned.

[half musk]

Have you been bullying flade instead

[fallen wharf]

i’m controlling on vatsim rn so if i just make sudden stops expect that a 13yo called up and doesn’t know how to fly the plane cc @ripe siren

[fallen wharf]

no

[half musk]

Woah

That’s a surprise

But good thing

We adore our flade

[fallen wharf]

we’ve just been bullying android together

[plucky mauve]

[half musk]

Good

When I get squasher i’ll be apart of it

[shadow sonnet]

johan berg

[empty hound]

Burg

Burger

[half musk]

Alexville

[somber egret]

[plucky mauve]

Johannesburg

[half musk]

No

Rosetta Stone

[shadow sonnet]

johannesburg
johan burg
johan burger

[plucky mauve]

@natal

[shadow sonnet]

we figured it out

[empty hound]

The Johan burger

[plucky mauve]

Nestle isn’t here

[half musk]

NESTLE ISNT HERE NOO

He hates us that’s why

[plucky mauve]

He does hate us

[half musk]

😞

[somber egret]

nestle water?

[half musk]

Nestle chocolate

[plucky mauve]

Choccy water

[somber egret]

wheres my water

[empty hound]

Nesquik

[fallen wharf]

what kind of water would you like today

[somber egret]

dihydrogen monoxide

my favorite

[half musk]

Good ol tap water 🥺

[fallen wharf]

coming right up

[plucky mauve]

No. Of course not

[fallen wharf]

and what flavor would you like it:
cold, warm, hot

[drowsy mulch]

johan burger

[shadow sonnet]

@half musk DOX:
name: johan burger
address: 104 among us road
ip: 8.8.8.8
lat: 56.3920148
long: 44.593203
reason for dox:

[half musk]

Banned

[half musk]

Damn! 😞

[fallen wharf]

my ip 1.1.1.1

[drowsy mulch]

no way its johan burger

[fallen wharf]

no lies real ip

hack me

[half musk]

It’s paradox planet!

[shadow sonnet]

8.8.8.4 this u?

[plucky mauve]

Yo, how’d you get his IP too?

[shadow sonnet]

my friend works for the internet

[plucky mauve]

Johan makes it to easy.

[shadow sonnet]

he gave me it

yeah

[half musk]

LOL

[drowsy mulch]

No Ip Addresses

[shadow sonnet]

owned

[fallen wharf]

you can bypass it extremely easily

[plucky mauve]

Bypass?!??

[drowsy mulch]

No ip addresses

Ip Addresses No

[fallen wharf]

123.123.12.1 would get filtered, but guess what!!!

[drowsy mulch]

No Posting Ip Addresses

[somber egret]

?exec ping -c 2 8.8.8.8

[fallen wharf]

bad bot developers!1!1

[sacred arrow]

Exec | MyUsernamesThis#0001

**``EXEC RESULT``**

PING 8.8.8.8 (8.8.8.8) 56(84) bytes of data.
64 bytes from 8.8.8.8: icmp_seq=1 ttl=114 time=4.69 ms
64 bytes from 8.8.8.8: icmp_seq=2 ttl=114 time=4.74 ms

--- 8.8.8.8 ping statistics ---
2 packets transmitted, 2 received, 0% packet loss, time 2ms
rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 4.689/4.713/4.738/0.072 ms

Executed in 1s 32.891018ms | Page 1/1 · Jan 19, 2022, 5:19 AM

[fallen wharf]

wait would it

[shadow sonnet]

192.168.0.104 this u

[half musk]

Cope

[drowsy mulch]

ready

[somber egret]

good bot

[half musk]

L

[fallen wharf]

i have officially bypassed

[sacred arrow]

kozu#1234 has been (auto) softmuted.

[somber egret]

lol

[plucky mauve]

LOL

[half musk]

LOL

[empty hound]

kozu

[somber egret]

[fallen wharf]

LMAO

[half musk]

Rip para

😞

[shadow sonnet]

paradox nooo

[empty hound]

@drowsy mulch hey

[somber egret]

@drowsy mulch

[fallen wharf]

para we should cancel bacon army

let’s all go to a real server

[somber egret]

nah im making coke army

[fallen wharf]

like uh

[half musk]

[plucky mauve]

Coke army?!?

[fallen wharf]

can’t deny

[topaz helm]

what a hell

[plucky mauve]

Uh huh....

[low heart]

Hi user

[fallen wharf]

oh you mean the other- oh

[half musk]

Oh

[somber egret]

you know the rules and so do i

[shadow sonnet]

talk in a REAL server like jailbreak or weed blazers

[half musk]

Didn’t know user was el chapo

[exotic ocean]

hi user

[low heart]

[somber egret]

you fell off + yb better + ratio

[fallen wharf]

hey that’s my line

[shadow sonnet]

oh no

[plucky mauve]

W

[fallen wharf]

https://please.eatsoap.today user

[half musk]

I like soap

[topaz helm]

jailbrek

[fallen wharf]

crap the domain is down

[half musk]

L

[shadow sonnet]

L

[plucky mauve]

What flavour?

[half musk]

Lavender 😍

[empty hound]

Is eating soap healthy

[half musk]

With real, natural essential oils

[plucky mauve]

I said flavour, not scent...

[half musk]

Yes! It contains a lot of vitamin C

[plucky mauve]

But I guess that works

[half musk]

Lavender is a flavor.

[plucky mauve]

Is it really

[half musk]

I stand by that

[shadow sonnet]

mmm cleaning products

[half musk]

If its got taste it’s a flavor

[fallen wharf]

i mean someone sent me a couple news articles that it’s linked to serious health problems

[plucky mauve]

Is water a flavour

[half musk]

Yes

[fallen wharf]

but yes it’s safe please eat it today

[empty hound]

Oh ok

[shadow sonnet]

i would eat soap

[fallen wharf]

no. the temperature of the water is the flavor.

[topaz helm]

FDA approved

[plucky mauve]

WHAT

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @topaz helm, you have now leveled up to 19!

[somber egret]

nah its the pH

[shadow sonnet]

nah thats a lie but i would definitely take a bite out of a soap bar as a joke

[fallen wharf]

warm water tastes different than cold water

[half musk]

Mmm doesn’t sound right. Might wanna call the CDC on you.

[fallen wharf]

😏 oh wait you mean oh -

[half musk]

Oh.

[plucky mauve]

I like my water very acidic, that’s why I only drink Dasani!

[somber egret]

[shadow sonnet]

oh my god i wanna bite a soap bar now why have i done this

[fallen wharf]

i’m gonna keep using rsc out of contexts here

[half musk]

Mm yes gotta love salty water 🥰

[somber egret]

i still remember the water shortages and pics of shelves w just dasani in stock

[fallen wharf]

what are they gonna do

[empty hound]

Soapy water

[plucky mauve]

I love when my water sizzles like my coke

[fallen wharf]

tell me to

[half musk]

They’re gonna uh

[fallen wharf]

cry

[half musk]

Yes

[somber egret]

when the

[fallen wharf]

impostor is actually crewmate and you lost

[shadow sonnet]

i like my water acidic thats why i only drink battery acid

[low heart]

What is dasani

[plucky mauve]

...

[half musk]

It’s salty water

[low heart]

Oh

[plucky mauve]

I don’t think that’s healthy

[fallen wharf]

aquafina > dasani and if you say otherwise you’re wrong, period

[shadow sonnet]

very healthy

[fallen wharf]

licking batteries is fun

[plucky mauve]

Only the best water ever! Go buy a pack, you won’t regret it. You can trust me, I am very trustworthy.

You can thank me later.

[fallen wharf]

i am recommending you luck batteries

[half musk]

The only valid water out there is kirkland

[fallen wharf]

lick batteries today

[half musk]

You cant tell me otherwise

[fallen wharf]

getting that domain

[low heart]

I drink pure 💧

[shadow sonnet]

i burned myself with a AA battery and a paper clip one time

[fallen wharf]

bullying flade on behalf of you

[half musk]

I can confirm, trustworthy

[shadow sonnet]

that was sore

[half musk]

NO

[fallen wharf]

alexx, i have something for you to do

take a piece of paper, the thicker the better - for example, a notecard

[shadow sonnet]

send me a bar of soap and i will take a bite out of it

[fallen wharf]

then, spread out your fingers

[shadow sonnet]

NO

NO

STOP

[fallen wharf]

then, place the notecard inbetween it

[half musk]

Oh

[topaz helm]

what a hell

[shadow sonnet]

STOP NO

[fallen wharf]

then, pull the notecard out while holding it on ur hand as fast as you can

[half musk]

I don’t like where this went…

[fallen wharf]

i’ve done it 3 times this week

(this is not healthy)

[empty hound]

I don't understand

[shadow sonnet]

paper cut inbetween fingers

[plucky mauve]

Dasani offers a wide range of natural spring water from the Appalachian of Minnesota. They also make sure your water is fresh. Rest assured, it’s the best water on the market.

[half musk]

Ratio

[fallen wharf]

it’s basically giving yourself a paper cut in between ur fingers

[plucky mauve]

Johan. Don’t ratio me. ):

[low heart]

.

[empty hound]

Oh

[half musk]

You fell off rose

[plucky mauve]

Oh...

[fallen wharf]

no you

[half musk]

NAW

[fallen wharf]

[plucky mauve]

I like this Pepsi person

[empty hound]

https://tenor.com/view/beauty-and-the-beast-rose-petals-falling-gif-4488862

[half musk]

Pepsi is cool!

[empty hound]

Fell off

[fallen wharf]

who’s that

[half musk]

Give them a position at lick.io

[low heart]

He fell off

[fallen wharf]

who’s this pepsi person you guys are talking about

[low heart]

You

[shadow sonnet]

lick.io

[plucky mauve]

Some guy who isn’t better than coke.

[half musk]

Oh

[shadow sonnet]

hey rose can i get a custom role in lick.io that would be both funny and awesome

[plucky mauve]

Oh...

[topaz helm]

inb4 "coke > pepsi" argument

[plucky mauve]

Uh....

[shadow sonnet]

thanks for giving me a custom role rose

[plucky mauve]

Well would you look at the time

[shadow sonnet]

i really appreciate it

thank you for doing this for me

[plucky mauve]

It’s getting kinda dark outside...

[half musk]

Almost level 30

[plucky mauve]

What is this lick.io you speak of...! Haha..

[shadow sonnet]

i really cannot thank you enough for doing this kind act

[low heart]

Its 11 am in the morning here

[half musk]

9:29 here

[shadow sonnet]

so kind of you

thank you

[plucky mauve]

Who’s rose

[half musk]

The city is looking extra bland

[plucky mauve]

My name is Ross

[half musk]

Dress for less

[shadow sonnet]

oh rosses

[exotic ocean]

hi ross

[sly path]

Ross Geller.

friends vibes.

[plucky mauve]

Yeah, sure. Ross geller

That’s me

[somber egret]

omg is that vlog creations ross?

[plucky mauve]

Yeah! I’m ross from the vlogs

[shadow sonnet]

alexx

[plucky mauve]

Must’ve been a mix-up. Sorry Alex

[sly path]

alexx

[half musk]

Johanna

[shadow sonnet]

apexa 🤨

oh my god

how

[empty hound]

Apex

[plucky mauve]

apexa

[shadow sonnet]

alexa

[sly path]

alexxa

[low heart]

ALEXA!

[topaz helm]

apex

[half musk]

Apexa Legendds

[sly path]

legends.

[topaz helm]

mid game

[shadow sonnet]

me telling my amazon alexa to blow itself up

[half musk]

Fr

[plucky mauve]

Amazon Alexa? No match for google home

[empty hound]

I should try that on my echo dot

[shadow sonnet]

all smart devices suck

[half musk]

I’m a smart device. Did you just say I suck?

[shadow sonnet]

they are just devices waiting to be added to a botnet

yeah

[fallen wharf]

apple ihome system

best

[shadow sonnet]

sorry johan burger

i didnt mean it 🙏

[sly path]

smart device.

[empty hound]

m

[plucky mauve]

💻👤 All smart devices suck

[shadow sonnet]

yes true

that is an accurate representation of me

[sly path]

alexx is actually smart.

[shadow sonnet]

i hate smart device when is dumb device coming out

[plucky mauve]

It’s okay, I’ll take them off your hands. I’ve been needing a new pc anyways!

Relinquish your devices!

[shadow sonnet]

how do i mail my pc

[sly path]

go to fedex.

[empty hound]

Mail them in pieces

[shadow sonnet]

mail it all together with a live rat inside

[empty hound]

No the rat is dead

[shadow sonnet]

There is a rat in your PC case.

[plucky mauve]

This chip shortage really takes a kick to your wallet, any spare parts are appreciated. Thanks for kindly offering Alex!

[shadow sonnet]

no problem what is your address and what is the likelihood that the package will be searched

[sly path]

literally 0%

[somber egret]

no need, a pic of raxtsLL should be sufficient

[plucky mauve]

🤔

[sly path]

criminal activity exists.

[shadow sonnet]

what is raxtsll

[plucky mauve]

Please ship it at your earliest convenience to 147 PcDropOffLocation Street west

[shadow sonnet]

earliest conscience

[peak wharf]

So you know about the termination?

[plucky mauve]

PLEASE

[shadow sonnet]

hehehe

[empty hound]

Smart device

[somber egret]

yea someone sent me a pic of her acct suspended

[storm mesa]

huh

[peak wharf]

K

[shadow sonnet]

west convenience

[storm mesa]

[somber egret]

about time lol

[plucky mauve]

It’s to late for this

[peak wharf]

Ok dude

[plucky mauve]

Let’s just pretend that never happened

[shadow sonnet]

lolol its nearly 6am for me you do not have any excuse

unacceptable

[somber egret]

imagine being in uk time zone

[shadow sonnet]

yeah it sucks

[sly path]

6AM and on discord.

[plucky mauve]

I DO HAVE AN EXCUSE

[sly path]

[somber egret]

bri'ish smh

[peak wharf]

Smh user

[storm mesa]

I ain’t

[sly path]

get a life.

[shadow sonnet]

least im in the better end of britain

[somber egret]

is there rlly a better end of britain?

[sly path]

no.

[shadow sonnet]

scotland aint much better but at least its not england

[somber egret]

[plucky mauve]

Good ends in Britain?

I don’t think that exists

[sly path]

clearly the queen will let me have the royal lineage in my name once she dies.

[somber egret]

not according to javascript

[sly path]

[shadow sonnet]

anywhere is better than england trust 🙏

[plucky mauve]

Well

That’s a stretch...

[shadow sonnet]

the truth sadly

[somber egret]

even dprk?

[plucky mauve]

I would rather live in England than America

[shadow sonnet]

i dunno about that one

[plucky mauve]

?!?

[shadow sonnet]

there is nothing interesting in england

[plucky mauve]

Of course there is!

That one thing

What’s it called

[shadow sonnet]

if england was a color it would be grey

[plucky mauve]

London?

[sly path]

the queen.

[plucky mauve]

Sounds cool!

[shadow sonnet]

london sucks

bad city

[topaz helm]

scotland

[somber egret]

who puts an airport in the middle of the freaking city

[plucky mauve]

London seems pretty cool idk..

[sly path]

the builders.

[plucky mauve]

I’ve always wanted to go on that big wheel thing

[peak wharf]

Is someone not gonna say it?

[fallen wharf]

i mean look at denver intl

it’s so incredibly far from downtown

[shadow sonnet]

this is air traffic control to all pilots the new runway is the queens house please land all planes there instead of the airport

[empty hound]

I wanna go to london

[fallen wharf]

it’s barely even in denver

[empty hound]

What's up elephat

[shadow sonnet]

ive been its boring

[peak wharf]

Nvm

Can't deal with it rn

[somber egret]

lol our airport literally has its own zip code, so technically its not in the same city

[plucky mauve]

There’s nothing to do in my city but shovel ):

[peak wharf]

Already dealing with too much

[shadow sonnet]

its just a 30 minute wait in a small room with people you dont know

[plucky mauve]

I would much rather be in London

[fallen wharf]

denver is the largest airport in the us though

(by area)

that’s my flex

i can barely get to starbucks and gate A1 right next to it in less than 200 steps

[shadow sonnet]

lol thats easy i could do that in under 30 seconds

[plucky mauve]

Film it

Proof or your lying

[fallen wharf]

i can do it in under 30s

[shadow sonnet]

ill do it later i dont have internet access rn

so i cant film it

[fallen wharf]

and i’ll record that proof in approximately 2 weeks when i’m down on my way to florida from denver

[fallen wharf]

ah yes

question for you

[plucky mauve]

But later you won’t have your smart devices

[fallen wharf]

are you currently using internet

[shadow sonnet]

yeah

[plucky mauve]

This really is a conundrum

[fallen wharf]

but you don’t have internet access

[plucky mauve]

I’ll have to take your word for it

[shadow sonnet]

this is a big scary moment for me

[fallen wharf]

great, thanks, i was just confused, sorry about that, makes sense now

[shadow sonnet]

yeah

[fallen wharf]

internet with no internet access

why did that confuse me

that’s just logic pepsi

[shadow sonnet]

exactly

[cobalt oracle]

im so tired but i cant sleep

[shadow sonnet]

how do you forget something that basic

lol opposite situation

i need to sleep but im not tired at ALL

[somber egret]

its acidic thats why

[shadow sonnet]

acid

[cobalt oracle]

i forgot to do my qotd

[shadow sonnet]

can i do it

[fallen wharf]

i’ve been up for the past 23 hours doing nothing productive

[cobalt oracle]

i was just shaming the mods who didnt do it last week and here i am...

[plucky mauve]

Sleep is for the weak

Who sleeps on a weekday

[fallen wharf]

well the mods are stupid

you can use your stormbeatz position as an excuse

[shadow sonnet]

qotd: where do you live and when will your house be empty

[fallen wharf]

“i was updating stormbeatz pfp”

[cobalt oracle]

at least im not a mod lol

[cobalt oracle]

leaking omg

[fallen wharf]

the mods don’t have that excuse

[empty hound]

Hall of shame

[fallen wharf]

cuz lame

[shadow sonnet]

i do

i have that excuse

[fallen wharf]

prosome #retirement-home

[low heart]

🇮🇳

[cobalt oracle]

dont check message logs

[empty hound]

The hell

[low heart]

#logs

[empty hound]

You like doctors prosome?

[somber egret]

[cobalt oracle]

[fallen wharf]

okay can we please get rid of player control

[shadow sonnet]

potd what is the value of the most expensive item in your household
1️⃣ $500
2️⃣ $2000
3️⃣ $10000
4️⃣ $50000+

[fallen wharf]

it’s still confusing me having an extra useless channel

[cobalt oracle]

my house is the most expensive

[fallen wharf]

5. me

i am priceless

[shadow sonnet]

no that would get rid of the brian griffin emote

[fallen wharf]

i mean what

[plucky mauve]

You sure are asking a lot of weird questions... you’re not up to anything are you?

[shadow sonnet]

of course not

just doing the qotd and potd!

[fallen wharf]

alexx is doing a housing price evaluation for us

[shadow sonnet]

yeah

[fallen wharf]

for free out of the kindness of his heart

[plucky mauve]

Oh! That’s so kind of you.

[shadow sonnet]

household valuation because im a kind man

[plucky mauve]

In that case.. I’ll tell you all you’ll need to know!

[shadow sonnet]

qotd: can you send me the floor plan of your home and mark where the valuables are

[fallen wharf]

great idea

would recommend

need all 3 floors and where the stairs are? @shadow sonnet

[shadow sonnet]

yeah

[fallen wharf]

gotta make it an easy evaluation for the expert

[shadow sonnet]

also mark the entrances exits and windows

and a map view of the street would be greatly appreciated too

[plucky mauve]

W-windows?

[fallen wharf]

what about skylights

[plucky mauve]

You mean doors, right?

[shadow sonnet]

those too

[fallen wharf]

the type of glass is essential in giving a proper estimate

[shadow sonnet]

any important details regarding your home

yeah

[fallen wharf]

alexx has been fully trained and certified to look at a window and immediately analyze what type of glass it is

[shadow sonnet]

i need to know where the windows are to get a true home value

[plucky mauve]

Will I have to turn off my home security system?

[shadow sonnet]

yeah

[plucky mauve]

Got it!

[jagged quartz]

Congratulations @plucky mauve, you have now leveled up to 6!

[shadow sonnet]

helps with the home valuation process

[fallen wharf]

security system being off makes your own value go up actually

[cobalt oracle]

Look what I sent matt

[fallen wharf]

saw it on twitter

[shadow sonnet]

also leave the doors unlocked

that makes the value go up too

[fallen wharf]

should i remove the locks or will that hurt the value?

i could just leave them unlocked if you want

[shadow sonnet]

nah just unlock them no need to remove the locks

[fallen wharf]

and leave the windows unlocked

[plucky mauve]

Sure. I’ll even make sure to bring all my valuables to the middle of the room for you can calculate the value quickly and efficiently without the hassle!

[shadow sonnet]

yeah

[fallen wharf]

how about some cookies and milk freshly prepared?

maybe even some free pop tarts?

[shadow sonnet]

thank you that will help me make a quick evaluation

and the food will help too

[fallen wharf]

i have an item in a safe

should i remove the item

or keep the safe unlocked

or both of the above

[shadow sonnet]

you should do both

[fallen wharf]

will do

[shadow sonnet]

the quicker i can see the item in the safe the quicker i can value the house properly

and if the door is open i can inspect the inside too

[fallen wharf]

and do you want me to take my 3090 collection out of the bullet proof locking glass container

[shadow sonnet]

yeah

[fallen wharf]

and should i leave my computer in the middle of the room too

[shadow sonnet]

you should leave everything close to the front door

or the easiest access point to a vehicle

[fallen wharf]

will do that right now thank you very much

[shadow sonnet]

not a problem just doing my job

[plucky mauve]

Job?

You demand payment?

[shadow sonnet]

nono its a free service

i am paid by the government

[plucky mauve]

Yours, or mine? 🤨

Cause I’m not paying travel fees

[brisk yacht]

deep fake gone wrong

[shadow sonnet]

could be any

you never know

[cobalt oracle]

bacon army staff have to file their taxes soon!

[shadow sonnet]

can i pay someone to do it for mw

mw

me

[brisk yacht]

just evade taxes!

[cobalt oracle]

yes pay me

$500/hr starting rate

[plucky mauve]

Hey, don’t break the law!

That would be bad. I don’t know anyone who would break the law. Especially my good buddy Alex.

[shadow sonnet]

breaking the law is not good unless you are stealing

[plucky mauve]

Stealing?!?

[cobalt oracle]

drinking*

[plucky mauve]

I thought more highly of you

[shadow sonnet]

drinking is not against the law im allowed to do that

[shadow sonnet]

why

[cobalt oracle]

it is in the us under 21

[shadow sonnet]

haha L

[cobalt oracle]

probably a good thing tbh

[shadow sonnet]

i can drink and you cant lolol

[cobalt oracle]

who says i doesnt

[plucky mauve]

All the kind offers and gestures, but I could’ve been wrong

[shadow sonnet]

you kmow what i will drink

just to spite you

hehehe

kind offers

like kind stranger from reddit

[brisk yacht]

"thank you for the reddit gold kind stranger"

[cobalt oracle]

Ur livers not gonna be happy

[shadow sonnet]

my liver loves me

[fallen wharf]

just got a school email at 11 pm

that’s always great news

[shadow sonnet]

hell yeah

[fallen wharf]

oh it’s just an automated one

“you’ve been exposed to two more kids with covid!1!1! do whatever you want, we don’t care”

[empty hound]

@fallen wharf when do I get unmuted

[pure swallow]

!!verify

lol]

hey guys

[broken fox]

got a ping of 40000 ms

[pure swallow]

lol

anybody plays mm2

[broken fox]

i was checking in performance stats

[pure swallow]

oh

[broken fox]

in settings jailbreak

how do i sned pi bruuh

[pure swallow]

anybody wanna play jailbreak rn

[broken fox]

u see i got 40000 ping if i wanted to but couldnt

[pure swallow]

wuts the meaning of ping man...

[broken fox]

...

[pure swallow]

..

tell...

[steel wedge]

Core 2 duos are very sharp holy

plastic school table got carved

[fallen wharf]

1/31

[empty hound]

Yay

[broken fox]

now 30000 ping

[shadow sonnet]

tempted to buy an extremely thin steel wire

just for the sake of it

[coarse crescent]

hi

[half musk]

Hi

[twin loom]

helllo im new

[plucky mauve]

Smh Johan

[coarse crescent]

smh

[twin loom]

you guys having a good day

[plucky mauve]

Sleep @half musk

[coarse crescent]

sleep

[twin loom]

uhhhh

[coarse crescent]

what does sleep mean tho

[half musk]

I would but lazy

[shadow sonnet]

johan sleep now

[half musk]

Just came home from picking up family and I’m drinking sugar

[plucky mauve]

To lazy to sleep?

[half musk]

No hope in me

Yes, Rosa

[shadow sonnet]

sugar

i need

[half musk]

My mom gave me her starbucks

[plucky mauve]

I forgot your all the way on the other side of the continent

It’s still semi early for you

[half musk]

Almost 11

[shadow sonnet]

pm or am

[plucky mauve]

2am 🥳

[shadow sonnet]

wooo

its nearing 7am for me and i am not getting any sleep tonight

[half musk]

I’m just watching anime in my living room

First time this year I unironically use the living room tv

[plucky mauve]

I’m just wasting my time on tiktok and Snapchat ☹️

Not much to do at 2 am

[shadow sonnet]

i dont use tiktok and my snapchat is dry af

[plucky mauve]

I feel that

[half musk]

At that time I’d be wasting away with music and my imagination

Or maybe watch a movie

[shadow sonnet]

oh my family are awake

awesome

[plucky mauve]

Very true, but Netflix Canada is kinda bad atm

[half musk]

My entire family should be asleep but everyone is arriving at this time from Mexico

Or roughly everyone

Canadian Netflix bad???? That’s a first

[shadow sonnet]

netflix canada

[half musk]

I always change my vpn to Canada or Mexico

Or Japan if I’m feeling spicy

[plucky mauve]

really? I always change it to USA

But my vpn doesn’t seem to work on Netflix atm

[half musk]

Why… USA..?

[shadow sonnet]

netflix democratic republic of congo

[half musk]

Our Netflix is literal garbage

[plucky mauve]

OR UK NETFLIX

For Harry Potter

[half musk]

Okay UK Netflix is good

[shadow sonnet]

harry potter is mid

[plucky mauve]

I agree but i like rewatching long series as white noise

[half musk]

I have Hulu now so Netflix is useless now

[half musk]

For now. I only have it for a month cause I used my mom’s card

She knows dw, but it was hard to convince her just to get it for the trial

[shadow sonnet]

damn wouldve been funnier if she didnt know

tbh

[half musk]

Oh nah that’s a death wish

[plucky mauve]

I’ve been kinda freeloading off syl’s amazon prime video so I have more shows to watch but they put some behind paywalls LOL

[half musk]

I don’t like playing with fire ☹️

[half musk]

Aww 😭

I mean hey gotta do what you can to keep yourself entertained

[shadow sonnet]

playing with fire is fun sometimes

[plucky mauve]

Exactly

You will join us tomorrow right

[half musk]

Si

[plucky mauve]

We found a really fun game

[half musk]

I hope so at least

[plucky mauve]

And I kinda broke it by buying the game pass

[half musk]

O_O

[shadow sonnet]

[plucky mauve]

You just slap everyone off the map

It’s great

[shadow sonnet]

that does sound great

[half musk]

Since when did we get 145 boosts…..

[plucky mauve]

But I bought a glove for 700 and I insta kill everyone

[plucky mauve]

IKR

ITS SCARY IN THERE. I refuse to even look

[half musk]

Me too

[shadow sonnet]

wait lick has 145 boosts???

[half musk]

Mm no

[shadow sonnet]

hope not that would be scary

[plucky mauve]

I can check

[shadow sonnet]

OH MY GOD IT DOES

[plucky mauve]

Yes

[shadow sonnet]

HOW

[plucky mauve]

145

We’ve only opened a week and a bit ago

People love image perms

[half musk]

Si

Apparently all it takes is image perms

[shadow sonnet]

i want 145 boosts

[half musk]

🙌 take notes guys

[shadow sonnet]

can i have some

[plucky mauve]

Jesus we even have more boosts than rumble

That’s insane

[half musk]

Rose we’re more active than rumble it makes sense

[plucky mauve]

No, I’m collecting them.

[shadow sonnet]

please 🙏

[plucky mauve]

😳

[shadow sonnet]

please keep all dls related discussion in #dls-chat

[plucky mauve]

Sorry moderator

You can mute me

[storm mesa]

hi

[shadow sonnet]

yeah

[sly path]

@plucky mauve why are you still online.

[half musk]

Just ban me already

[storm mesa]

[plucky mauve]

LOL??

Guess I can’t be online anymore

[sly path]

terminate me forever.

[half musk]

Yeah rose why are you online

🤨

[shadow sonnet]

yeah rose why are you online

go offline at once

[half musk]

Turn off that damn device

[sly path]

get a life.

[storm mesa]

ARE YOU REBECCA?

[plucky mauve]

You’re right. I’m sorry for wanting to interact with others! I will leave.

[half musk]

REAL REBECCA?

[plucky mauve]

Who in the world is Rebecca

[shadow sonnet]

no rose is not rebecca

[half musk]

LOL

[sly path]

be a human.

[shadow sonnet]

different person

[sly path]

rose = ross geller.

friends vibe.

[half musk]

Pretend I did not see it

[fickle iron]

Joe Goldberg

[half musk]

CAMILLEEE

[plucky mauve]

Love Quinn

[half musk]

Camille my baguette bestie 😋

[shadow sonnet]

Darryl Grimbleson

[coarse crescent]

wait @plucky mauve wasnt u that yt'er that got banned?

[half musk]

BYE

[low heart]

Hi

[fickle iron]

❤️❤️❤️

[plucky mauve]

IS THAT MY REPUTATION??

[half musk]

LOLOL

[plucky mauve]

I’m distressed.

[sly path]

yes.

[storm mesa]

She isn't rebecca

[shadow sonnet]

youtuber that got banned 💪

[sly path]

should be happy

[hearty prism]

hi

[shadow sonnet]

i would love to have a reputation like that

[half musk]

Ban evading..? 🤨

[hearty prism]

hi'

[low heart]

hm

[plucky mauve]

of course. Mods, please ban me at once!

[storm mesa]

HELLLO JOHAN I DIDNT NOTICE YOU

[half musk]

HELLO

[shadow sonnet]

but im just the bacon army mod who exists

that is my reputation

[half musk]

You just stand there and look pretty alex

[shadow sonnet]

i will live and die as a bacon army mod

[half musk]

Make skill do the mod work

[low heart]

HELLO JOHANNA

[shadow sonnet]

true i do look pretty

[low heart]

lol

[half musk]

HI

[storm mesa]

@half musk my bb

[half musk]

Habibi

[sly path]

make alexx admin.

[half musk]

Make alexx owner ong

[plucky mauve]

Ban Alex.

[ripe siren]

Im hamburger btw

[shadow sonnet]

man im too attractive to be this damn antisocial why was i made this way

whos idea was it to make me antisocial

i wanna chat with them

[ripe siren]

your's

[half musk]

Speak to the manager.

[ripe siren]

lol

[sly path]

your parents.

DNA.

[ripe siren]

LOL

[sly path]

genetics.

[plucky mauve]

I want to chat with this Rebecca YouTuber and see why we’re getting mixed up

[ripe siren]

LOLLL

[sly path]

yeah, there's nothing funny about it.

[shadow sonnet]

iirc rebecca used to grow youtube channels and sell them

hustler

[fickle iron]

why can't I look like Kendall Jenner

[plucky mauve]

Well

You can

For a hefty price!

[half musk]

Be apart of the project and save the ocean by injecting plastic

[sly path]

plastic surgery.

#TeamPlastic

[fickle iron]

I don't want plastic sugary I want him to love me 😭

[half musk]

#TeamSeas

[plucky mauve]

And I want hot cocoa

[shadow sonnet]

sugary

[fickle iron]

I got hot coffee

[storm mesa]

alex

[fiery kraken]

hey everyone. A question to ask did username leave youtube?

[fickle iron]

With almond milk

[shadow sonnet]

i want to drink but i dont want to leave my house

[sly path]

@half musk hello good human. I advise you to follow the trend of making yourself not the way you were born and start ruining the environment. It's the current trend. 🙂

[plucky mauve]

I’ll take i-

[storm mesa]

free alcohol

[half musk]

Shut up

[shadow sonnet]

this is a real dilemma

[plucky mauve]

Almond milk?