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not bad
Hello
LIKE TFYM
I still got time to live
hi
that's 2 days after my birthday
Lol loser
14
oh
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you gonna take a wrong turn some way or another
Good morning 
morning
i predicted the raid ๐
predict your future
unanswered
i predict loneliness and depression in my future ๐
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I will prove you wrong
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You will die alone on March 27 2059 at 1:29 PM

@fair sierra what is my cause of death
37
drugs
wtf
i mean 0
i mean -37

yall ever accidentally use personality 9 with the personality 14 friend group
@fair sierra whats stormer cause of death
what is personality 9 and 14
your personality number
I don't get it
what happened to 1-8 and 10-13
diff friend groups diff personalities
this seems new
i make sure i use personality 1 w friend group 1 etc.
birth complications because he wouldn't even be a year old when he dies
the man is in negative age
I have one small friend group
typical bot developer moment 
intelligency at its next level
just typical stormer moment
i will be ur friend
Stormer is so depressed rn
my little butter chicken
avg developer moment
average life of a bot developer
always 
muh nero nova etc are better off
no way demeng is alive again
im always alive 
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i got banned from my class discord server
same
you have a class discord server
yes some guys made it last year to cheat during online tests
finally its above 500M again
its been so long since lotteries have been a decent amount
joining vc and giving answers
lmfaoo
I only have one irl friend on discord
america is starting to get drunk 38year olds back
yikers
you got me
i dont have an irl friend irl
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but then i used a 12yo jacob sartorius pfp and they thought i was a random so they banned me
no friends > fake friends
true
Yes
but still bad
demeng has friends?
according to discord, yes
jacob sartorius ๐ญ
trop dรฉment
wait look at that i have friends too !!11!
i have 41 requests probably spanning from before covid
I only have 68 friends
having too many friends is also bad
i dont see how you can treat all of them well at the same time
true
i mean youre bound to leave some behind if youre going to mall or smth lmao

yeah same
i havent hung out with a friend in about 2 months
wow you guys are sad
I have so many friends
I only have one friend to go outside with
you guys are actually sad
We go like once a week
I have none
I'm different from the kids here at my subdivision

so I mostly stay inside ze house
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i havent gone out in a while though
Sometimes getting outside is nice
i'd be ok w a friend like that
I managed to get inside a mall once again
Right now I'm being attacked by mosquitoes
one close friend is better than tons of distant friends
I'm alright with him he's a nice person
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dude i didnt know bc last night when we made it public in the beginning they had perms they made all the nba teams have all the perms now its messed up i needa fix them 1 by 1 
I wanna go back to elementary 
yea me 2
same
same
I kept losing a lot of friends before cause I kept shifting
So I just stopped making as much
imagine ghosting people
ok next topic
honest question when was the last time you discord mods had talked with a woman
enough sad ones
and discord doesnt count
Just now
I honestly don't remember
Hi
It was in school that i know
That is sad
well not ghost
i just didnt talk
only did aedus 
oh
at lunch
cant be your mom or sister either
wait actually italked to adam 30 minutes ago
Uh it was like few weeks ago if irl. if it was on snap or smth then today. But IRL last time was dec 23, 2021 3:00 pm
30 minutes ago
had to get the english hw
Imagine ghosting people for 6.9 hours and then saying you were asleep
bruh i did sleep for a bit tho
@fair sierra a fried
Anyways was the same person lmao
FRICK
okay
Uhh being honest I just talked to one like 20 minutes ago @fair sierra
i mean youre talking to me rn
- she was pretty ๐
Not you
Alright beautiful you're an exceptional moderator here
i accept you
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i ghost people all the time ๐
dont hug
the rest are sad though
kiss
an hour ago
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only americans hug
^
america? hugs? no.
last woman i talked to was a week ago
we dont do nice things here
so you're telling me boys kiss each other in france
very french
fair enough
as a girl i kiss everyone
wait so girls kiss girls in france

yeah
that is very french
on the cheek
yes
cheek to cheek
mhm
french moment
right then left
thats insanely french mysticelephant

yeah me too
i think ill do the same
i kiss my sisters lol
Do french people just eat baguettes
Starboard speedrun
1 more
only once a day
precisely
fastest star
Uhh my ex did the kiss thingy but she was italian not french
Congratulations mystic
LETSSS GOOOOO
what about the rest of the day
Why not 2
my first starboard
if this becomes the fastest starred message ill drop a nitro here
2 is too much
i was the last star by the way
but baguettes r cheap here
I never had a girlfriend
1 euro
i take all credit
wonder why
1 euro
already not the fastest, saves me $10
1 minute starboard
1.13 dollar
unless it becomes the fastest
cant covert money to usd but that sounds cheap to me
No gf
money to usd

if I get to starboard I voice reveal
Pepsi Shut Up

usd built diff
kiss grass
i kiss oscar and camille
so you guys just eat 1 baguette and starve yourself for the rest of the day?
croissants are good
yes
and what about breakfast and lunch
you should eat a pain au raisin
or is that too american
who even is oscar
Raisin bread?
THIS IS SO TRUE
I thought that was the rock
I eat pain
pan
i usually get coffee n buy a viennoiserie
in spanish, its "el pan"
yes
its his brother
Technically that means "the bread"
SHUT
can you let me have the special privileges to access retired staff and confirm it
french_bread
man thats a pain au lait
me too please
Water bread
rsc is just-
Rsc
different.
how do you pronounce such words
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english only
in a bad way.
sparkling water is disgusting
^
soda water ๐
sparkling water is disgusting
im french canadian and I hate sparklling water
I like normal water
so ur wrong
I don't know about sparkling water 
wym
you must be a disgrace to the french then
?
I am. I go to an all english high school and dont take french as a second language ๐
Damn
damn bro
canadian-french people really are a disgrace
bloc quebecois
true
Quebec must stop existing
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we need their st lawrence tho
no, i must stop exsisting, i betrayed my own kind
fax
@peak wharf sparkling water is sooooo good
OMG the french person spoke
im right here.
you are weirdd
i use it ALL the time
alright how must you do such thing
Skill issue
and everytime we have guests
CAMILLEEEEE
france moment
do i have to be a mob to be dignified as a person all of a sudden? ;-;
Sparkling water is so nasty
Why
mod*
Forsyth
we drink sparkling water all the time
when i went to france, my host family gave us sparkling water and i was like WHYYY
Isaac
Isaac
cough cough
poor guy
BAE
HELLO
It tastes so bad
ahhh its so good
ikr
Who wanna talk
Because France doesn't exist either
i bought a bottle of sparkling water in a boulangerie and the woman scammed me
;-;
deserved
@half musk do u have a gf
for a bottle of 33cl
camile @ripe siren is a french Canadian person and he hates sparkling water
Yes
what can you say about that
i second that
they are too americanized
Alright
since when
Who want be my bf
Since like 2 days ago
sorry she doesnt claim you
Camille refuses to explain the reason of why sparkling water is good which proves that either French people can't drink normal water or France doesn't exist.
Latter
LOL canadians are under the british commonwealth
it tastes good

NO IT DOESN'T
yes it does
Commonwealth realms ๐
i remember when we didnt have our machine
LMAO
so is that why were a 1st world country? because of the british? lmao
bruh
pain
oh yeah the british owned you at some point
LOL
france owned you guys, then the british owned
But now we own ourselves
@everyone
louis vuitton
yea the birtish picked us up of the side of the street
then the british lost you
camille, do you find it funny when americans try to pronounce "Chanel"
something like that
British don't own us no more
just like how they lost india
ive never heard
And there is no sign of British owning us anytime soon
look up videos LOL
lol
but ive heard some try to pronounce louboutin
We will OWN them
god my ears
That is if Russia doesn't take over
hey you didnt brush your teeth right
canada still under the commonwealth
yes
I barely did because I keep sleeping with my normal day clothes on; I get too tired
but I did brush my teeth for some days
Someone in my class turned their camera on and it was that LMAO
notice how the usa isnt there ๐คฃ ๐คฃ ๐คฃ
LMAOOO
and I always brushed in the morning
lmao
but why
that means the KWEEN owns you guys
NONONO
nty im good
Russia will take over, trust me
nice haircut
russia owns everything
USA owns Alaska right? EEERRRGGHH! Wrong!
i had to play God Save the Queen in band
Russia is taking back Alaska
And to do that they have to go through us first
Us Canadians
They can't start war on the US by invading Alaska right away
They need to start by taking out some of their allies
Including Canada
thanks for the free land us. imma take more reason ways to freeze to death in a heartbeat lmfao
because a 43 year old by the name of George washington fought in a war for their independence and then other people wrote the declaration of independence and they were freed
Washington*
close enough
if u say so
whats bc
I am in ontario
and I guarantee Russia will come here after they take over the northern lands
british columbia camile
British Columbia
If Doug Ford increases the lockdown for another few weeks again looks like exams are gonna be cancelled again this year
The islands crammed together up north can't be defended

they can be taken easily
oh
whats up with muh and this dog tho
When your school is going back to in person ๐
that might be ture
the Canadian state with vancouver
my mom is making me eat alone
said to be by the 17'th
Lol sad
bc all my friends have covid
I doubt we will go back to school
sob
sadge
bruh
Russia is still here to take over though
please dont flood
umm
did I almost get rolled?
WTF WAS THAT
Once they take over, there won't BE any school
Because the gov will be too busy with the war
We go back the 12
@tribal snow same
we won't get education
lucky
fr
I know I was so scared of going back in person
meaning they will take over Canada
i agree
-,-#6447 has been muted.
Once Canada is taken over, they will be coming for you Americans next
Because you will have lost an ally
oh hes gone
kekw
thats unfortunate
Russia made him go boom
lets celebrate with a war LMFAO
Russia declares war on the United States
ok
Canada is now in their possession
Ukraine*
Ukranine*
hmmm
romania send a bomb to distroy russia
Plot Twist: Ukraine gets bombed
the biggest country in the world wants this land
And Russia is now in a new place
The biggest country in the world does not need that land though
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They need the second biggest
and that is Canada
Trust me man
they are coming for us
and russians want it so badly they might invade ukraine
North Korea sent a missile to chinese waters.
North Korea is a hellhole
mess up once and you're dead
BREAKING NEWS: russia is DEAD
tell me bout it
took them long enough
A B C D E
You can't get out of north korea easily
still tecnically chinese waters
if you wanna escape north to china or russia, there are risks of you being caught by those country authorities
just say international waters
FollusionJeffy#2110 has been (auto) banned.
or just do squid games
North Korea and Russia can team up
they are posing a threat to the world
didn't some dude die in nk for smuggling a copy of squid games there
romania just sent a submarine to korea
Yup
You get no freedom there whatsoever
People in NK were also banned for laughing for 11 days
because of kim jong Il's death
kim jong uns father
Maybe next time I should choose a lighter topic
that way I won't kill this chat

squid games โผ๏ธ
Ok Asian parents need to learn something called sympathy and empathy
Yea ok
it took u almost 24 hours to reply
The password to your discord account

no way mark is calling prosome inactive
this the first time ive seen mark in chat after a few months
ikr
everyone has things to do irl
same
Hey guys
Hey
Does anyone know how to speak german?
@austere plaza can you?
Cuz idk how to do my homework
german homework
You can buy a life
like me
was the owner of this server ever in norwegian resort?
No one knows
holy crap norway is beautiful
poggers
discord is expensive
true
suck you
do you have 4 boosts in total
waste of money 
yeah
emojis and stickers
2x the message limit
2x the servers ig
4k message limit pretty poggers
you get to harass your friends without spamming them
why so many
why not
I'm now sad :(
how i get music role
Hello
hi
hello
ANSWER
hi
Go do your work ant
There is a two second slowmode, yes.
NO
Kekw
I WILL SPAM ALL DAY
yep no spamming
shut up you stupid human
Congratulations @unborn path, you have now leveled up to 2!
Hes a mean boi
hey
Guess you can fight against him then
Shut up you stupid frog
shut up you monkey's cousin
genie Would @wide raven win a fight against @sacred arrow ?
shut your homosapian
Hah.
Shut up you frogs cousin
shut up marosucker
i aint, im hotbot
Daycare hours in Bacon Army
You are your frog bot
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i meant
Fight fight fight fight
im hotbot's cousin you stupid prob dirtyminded homo sapiens
YOU LITTLE FROG
you are a dunghead
you are a not gamermaster
Ohhhh! This is gonna get good!
Lol I report him
I need to make more popcorn!
You are not a fishblox
im the frog you fly
Who
.... what?
Who you little bozo
Tank why do you always report for every little thing
Behehehe
says gamernoob6969
Him.
trading evil uni in adopt me dm me and say offer
Your a frog

shut up
trading evil uni in adopt me dm me and say offer
and u fly, next one who i eat
can we have some peace little kids
no
Your a frog that is a fly
You have no flies
The fly you eat is a tiger
war has declaired, war ends to someone's surrender
I am 18 lolz!
The tiger you eat has ants
I guess you gotta remember the average age of Bacon Army users is 10-12.
The ants you eat have sand
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The sand you eat was worms
Yuo just some stupid human who loses fight to fly
Whaddya say
ok no one asked you stupid bozo
So who likes turtles
The chocolate has phones in it
Be nic.
you have also mental problems
The phones have cps in it
And you have quite a big ego.
bro has less iq than fps on my old potato comp
Sigh...
this never ends until that kid with mental problems stops
gamermaster going crazy
wtf?
@sacred arrow my cousin, ban him
literally shut up
bruh
Congratulations @unborn path, you have now leveled up to 2!

Always use common sense and have self-control. Don't do anything that you shouldn't be doing.
[Click here](#โrules message) to view our server rules.
idk tbh#1170 has been softmuted.
6/10 times, when i talk to my mom, it feels like im arguing. anyone else feel that?
cant relate
7/10
i think mine is like a 4.5/10
lucky
8/10 but im emotionally disconnected from my family so it makes sense
i only ever see them when we eat together or they have something to tell me
hi
this is why i live at a dorm
and stay there as much as i can
im tempted to go live in my own place but then i lose the very little daily interaction that i have
thats probably not a good idea
jkjj
thats almost the same case with me
because
My parents bought an apartment for me for when I need my own place
But I don't wanna stay in France ๐
its a dilemma so to speak
im not happy in this house but if i move out ill be alone
Live w a friend
i dont know about you but i am literally terrified to live alone
???
me too
in 1999 someone died
and im not gonna get into the reasoning behind that here
yeah
in 2000 someone also died
same with 2001
and so on
crazy right?
lol
no
in 2001 my cousin named jacky the dumbo died from being a dumbo
trading evil uni in adopt me dm me and say offer
?
@peak wharf Mrs. Wong, why did I get a 1% on the English essay that had a plagiarism rating of 99%? 
why isnt anyone talking about how username made dumskid lose his yt?
bruh
because no one really wants to talk about that
you are also like at least 2-3 months late on that
ae
They forgave each other and he also compensated him with $1k
what
- we have better things to talk about than controversy all the time
lmao
adding on to this if i ever move into my own place i would want to live with a friend
trading evil uni in adopt me dm me and say offer
real talk could you imagine how boring the chat would be if everyone talked about dumbskids channel deletion 24/7
@strong cedar looks like you are sooo behind on the issues
it was resolved a few days ago
lol
because resolution is boring
yes
theres nothing fun in resolution
guys guys
ifrog
148 more messages until 130k messages
ok
imagine a story with no middle

pretty boring story
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weak hahah
how do i get free bobux
climax is the juiciest part of a story
e
french moment
this is why the leveling system is stupid
NJ ๐
from: alexx#0115
lol
ikr
New Jersey is the worst state ever
shut up
but then ooga booga admin brain lets level wipe 8 times
PA better
ratio Delaware better
i think a level reset would be awesome
pleas give xp
learn how to spell better first 
living in PA is nice but you must have a car
can we all agree that PA is the worst state
please reset everyones levels ๐
and mine ๐
and expect mine
imagine filling up your own gas
no only i get to keep mine
couldnt be me
how is rhode island even a state
we should reset parallax levels
Alexa, fill up my car
true, i buy a new car everytime mine runs out of gas
pfft imagine
I drive a Tesla
gas is really cheap
electrics 
not true
$2 gas boy
Failed ratio
nj is only good for there Twitter account
useless piece of crap
that sucks
i want a refund
sell your valorant account
Store location?
$2.79 
i thought pepsi just said that out of nowhere
but i understand now
you owe me 100$ so a networth of -31$
DAMN
Nico bad
damn
not even bill gates can afford it
im not an it
Nico is a they/it
2 cents
still expensive
pepsi is free
pepsi is the type of thing you pick up from the street
that's an ugly nft
and recycle
anyone interested in this nft
not gonna screenshot
because pepsi can!
ZAMN she hot
no
Congratulations @tiny sail, you have now leveled up to 6!
rare Acescril L
recycling is good for the environment
W for mocking Nico
no no no L/w for mocking Nico i will say
what
if everyone in this server gave me $1 i would have $164,095 and i could spend that money on a lot of balloons
could you imagine how many balloons i could buy with $164,095
a year's salary w a good job
yeah
$0.69 per balloon (actually)
all on balloons
W salary I must say
yeah a bit
i want to work as a swat officer when i grow up
113225 balloons
if everyone gave me 10โฌ i would be a millionaire
to swat me for making fun of you?
and half of another
i could buy a very good apartment
no
332215678 balloons
if french people spoke American currency I can understand
my dream job is to not work at all and just have passive income
stop being american ggez
apartment to where?
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r/wallstreetbets in a nutshell
here
imagine how great it would be to just be able to do whatever you want
i donโt even think thatโs how it works for having a job lol
but okay
i would be very bored if i just did nothing

