#general
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daily? it's hourly
Hi
Show me the message I sent which made you hate me
hello
None
availability is coke for sure
I literally said TF card and you started behaving like I committed a crime
Pepsi is so much better
but people preferred pepsi by over 70% in a blind test
Coca cola taste like sugar
I don't hate you
Hello there @peak wharf! You will enjoy arguments of leopards, elephants and deers
There are many animals like
Pleseha the leopard,Anas the doge and Pepsi the intelligent elephant
the more y'all argue the more you outplay urself
what message didn’t make us dislike you
While pepsi more unique
does this include me
if your smart enough to understand then no
Invite steve here
or am i just adding fuel to the fire as the 3rd party
i generally don't like soda but my favorite is raspberry coke with some cherry coke mixed
Then flat earth argument will go out
Check 12/5/21 at 11:56
vodka in le tea m8
vodka in tea 💀

pleseha is a flat earther
does Roblox accept Venmo or no
i am a hexagon earther
5 dec?
i hate soda sm
just copy the message link
you can dm me it if you can’t post links
he can't
See drinking HCL and eating lithium while claiming to be 14
and saying it in a roblox server
wait this is a kids server?
Thanks
the buttons are mine
"Coke isn't only for drinking" - @magic sluice
I am 14 and I did not do those
he’s not wrong
autocorrect is having a moment right now jesus christ
For obvious reasons I did not do such things and I wont
hes really tryna start something
autocorrect momento
coke can be used for medicine
Uh
Michael should be ready for a flight
You guys should expect me to make bad jokes
You are a joke yourself.
or r u just attention seeking because that aint no good so 🙂
wow i missed a lot didnt i
I can believe you guys woukd take that seriously
what are we fighting about today
for ur seeking of emo
Congratulations @stoic bane, you have now leveled up to 13!
Yea lol
Yeah but its used for gaining xp
DAMN
bs
discord argument
I say alot of crap to gain xp
no, ur cappin hard
ANAS SMACKED EM
you earn 1xp every 3 messages
what aren’t we fighting about
😂
?afk
@robust leaf,
I've set your AFK: AFK
good point
alexx it’s bacon army you idiot
You are the whole entire circus

gonna be me and you fighting next
come and get some 🍿 🍿
👊
@shadow sonnet 127.0.0.1
😮
racism
disgrace to society
awesome
sending icmp packets to ur 127.0.0.1
How
@shadow sonnet
I run out of stock fast
Be afraid
fine. I'll cover the popcorn tomorrow
What is your problem now
thanks
well you are the joker yourself
but anyone want drinks while we at it?
send big ddos attack to 127.0.0.1
why u spam pinging me
what is your problem now
what the heck u need?
@fallen wharf am I still a president
like actaully if u wanna mess with me go ahead
Guess what alexx ur ip is 192.168.0.0
could use some drink around about now
hopefully not
tbh
ok then
alexx
sometimes you sometimes not
ight what kind. we have different types
Nova you're better than this
i declare to launch an atom bomb on pleasehe
imagine america but anas as president with pleseha as vice president @shadow sonnet
well ive got some vodka just need stuff to mix it with
would that convince you to move to america
I could use some coke 🙂
hell yeah
Lazy to dig info from people
I declare that Russia has disappeared
ok here's some coke 🥤
@robust leaf,
I've set your AFK: sleep
you can just edit the map as an american president now?
hows ur fortnite rage @steel wedge
good to know
That’s an odd place to have coke, thanks tho 
I do not play fortnite
I declare that Denver's gone
although my roblox rage is brutal

i think you’d be seeing a big nuclear device appearing above you if you tried to end russia
man it's brutal out here
“I CALL MY MOM AND REPORT TO ROBLOX!!!!”
Brutal
My dad is david bazooka
“YOU WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH HARASS ME”
Builderman is my dad
man has rage over a lego block game
If stormed wasn't stormer he would get warned
DOES UR MOM MONITOR UR DISCORD?
“YOU HARASS ME BY ARREST”
great
my dad is Joe Biden Bill Gates the III
????
why is that funny
my dad is Goe Jates
joe biden
why does that sound funny
Billy Gates
bing bong
@shadow sonnet WITCHBLADES
boe jiden is my dad
witchblades is a banger

no, actually, my new dad is
Boe Jiden Gill Bates Ihe tnd
Political topics!!!
@shadow sonnet you know what?
against rules
my dad is the president of earth
as I'm the president
no rules against that 
i’m sorry but saying the present’s name is not a political topic
There are
I declare to launch an missile on Kurt Cobain
Political topics aren’t against the rules
and if you seriously thought that please leave now
Political still
No
political topics should be fine as long as they don't cause controversies lol
I’m going to check the rules
joe biden
hi
KRISTI
what, am i gonna get banned now? w
TELL ME ANYTHING
political conversations are fine as long as theyre civil or something idk
KRISI HELLO
hello krisi
HI PEPSI
Hey krisi
hi mistletoe kiss krisi
lmfao
STORMER UWU
haven’t talked in a while
WELCOME TO THE 196th BACON ARMY
@ripe siren how was ur christmas
Owo
GENERAL CHAT ARGUMENT
KRISTII
was fine
Damn ok
same am I gonna get my 5th ban
@empty hound
it’s not kristi
i like arguing
@steel wedge hows ur laughter to ur brain 😂
what are arguing on
it’s crysi
two idiots in the server
What does that even mean?
and im tryna do something
would you like some popcorn
is this real did the chicken really do this
idek at this point but I’m enjoying it 
how did i miss spell my own nmae
LMAO
good job
keisi
i think this is real
same I'm enjoying beingi in this conversation
there
bro that chicken is hired
it reminds me of a restaurant
I’m calling you keisi from now on
count me in
messi chicken
this happened to my buddy eric
Don’t ping me if if im not
As I'm the president
I declare i bought this for 69 million
@steel wedge did u spell please wrong
oh don’t worry stormer, i’ll call you something special
😂
I think there talking about how the pokemon pfp is dumb or sum like that
as the president can you declare me free alcohol
Are you okay?
that would be nice
hi guys i’m stormer
NAW IM GOOD
Nice pfp. You also accidentally unfriended me a year ago and I still remember 
pokémon go
I don’t like the sound of this
HAVING A GOOD TIME M8
Are you actually okay?
naw im having a good time
As I'm the president
I declare life time jail for alex
go to the polls
misspelled a word. argument destroyed.
is there alcohol in jail
vote for pokemon
thats all i care about
Hey :3
alcohol
I don’t understand some people
oh really i didn't notice that Mb
aRe yOu aCtUaLlY oKaY
are you actually okay
dyne uwu
Ben Shapiro moment
can u understand my sense of how to hear
As I'm the president
I declare there is alcohol in jails
OMG MEGU OMG
krisi uwu
hell yeah
hi dynextrauvauchw
Read over dms lmfao
hi alexxahfi
hey :33
Hi pepi

sup dyslexia
alexx#0115
😍 @grand meteor
Hello ace
is banger
Dinextrous
As I'm the president
I declare a hi to my cutie kittie
🦖
Dynosusr
hey stormer the entertainment is over sadly
Noooo
Whatever will I do with this remaining popcorn
Please don’t bring it back
can i have used code bacon role, i had it like back then 2019, used code bacon for like 80 robux? @ripe siren
actaully ill redo it rn
Open supprt ticket
save it for later. there's always an argument later
pleseha, here’s advice for you
As I'm the president
I declare that Stormer will code for us for free
just don’t chat here if you don’t want to get in arguments
no heres advice @steel wedge
the same goes for you anas
my advice
just please shut up
vodka makes everything better
DMs
if you don’t want us to think crap about you, then just don’t give us reason to think bad about you
my dms are off
and what if vodka isn't legal where I live
sucks to be you
this chat never changes I Love It
vodka with me donuts m8
What is your problem
same maturity since day 1 in 2017
vodka
As I'm the president
I declare that we will be distributing 1 million vodkas at the white House
i dont got a problem, this just funny
^^
mmm vodka
E
wow ok
is this how that works
E
as im just laughing at my screen at a random 2 people, i dont care
As I'm the president
I declare that I have officialy ruined the economy
I mean the white house is letting citizens sign up for a free COVID test from the WH.
ma’am that bill hasn’t passed congress
two (2) vodkas please
@storm mesa dude not funny didnt laugh
that happened a long time ago
don’t worry
president ronald reagan 😮
which bill
whoops
since 2008
alex
Insane
1 mil vodkas
the parenthesis really helped
hey guys
it did
you know what stormer
no worries. free vodkas at the white House though
pop quiz for stormer
Ikr
That's plesha's birthday
As I'm the president
I declare that i dipped in bills and I got fired.
it did (for me)
Nope
that makes them 12?
name 3 presidents not buried in the USA @magic sluice
it did for me also (same)
@grand meteor U NEVER SAID HI TO ME
I said im 14.5
HOW DARE U M8
You're maths is so wrong holy
oh mb hey
no
Ronald Reagan, John Adams and Thomas Jeff
What
didn't saw your message above
Bush, Carter, Clinton
Why did eric not change your role name?
no
also incorrect
its as a joke
I said the first google result that came up
neon genesis evangelion
HELLO GUYS!

As I'm the president
I declare to destroy autocorrect
Clinton is alive
Carter is alive
one of the bushes are alive
Evan
the corrects answers contained: joe biden, donald trump, obama, etc
they have not been buried
Aaaaaa
but are us presidents
Very funny
funny
guys
where is the president right now
i totally did laugh
shut up
neither has carter, Clinton or w bush
i just use that to give away nitro
cos he big evil
probably playing golf
Joe byron was an hour away from me the other day
at what golf course
hes working out
where is joe biden
idk
like i am
i farted
the white house
didnt ask
on my way!
Joe biden is where he is
As I'm the president
I declare that fart will smell good
it will
YOU cause global warming because of YOU temps are rising
you can break the law of physics?
shut up
I agree.
my fart was humongous
life was better when broke wasn’t here
FNO Vxie.#4289 has been banned.
ratio
Fart contains greenhouse gases
as the president i declare free alcohol
It won't smell good....it will be gas
you're welcome
Get it?
As I'm the president
I declare to log4j on krisi
ive learned my lessons
and no more student debt
This was funny af
Don’t declare that
1.7 trillion debt is gone
Gas as in good
think im a better president tbh
at tthis point u arent funny m8
thank you president Alex for removing my debt.
Someone laugh
No
actaully just stop, you know what ill brb
It was an excellent joke
as the new president i now declare gaslighting and emotional manipulation is legal
ngl i just wasted all my money in jailbreak
?av @high wagon
i went from 8m to 1m :/
wii bowling
What did you buy
As I'm the president
I declare that alexx has died and I will clear everyone's debt and give everyone 1 million dollars
he looking good
lmao

drippy
I’m going to get a job in mcdonalds because I’m 14 and buy a quantum computer
where
Go take it
u wanna run some duos
Out side your homr
no way

Im not home
Mcdonalds wont be my pri ary job
Chat’s boring now
agree
Bye
play Fortnite mobile
why were clingers unvaulted in fortnite
Because you showed up @magic sluice
What are you gonna even do with a quantum computer
shut up bozo
stormer cause something
you mean it will?
ratio
Shut up you’re the one who showed up
quantum physics
I would rather be an electrical/software engineer
break the eth blockchain
No I’m not lkke hou
i wanna see how someone reacts to losing their life savings
As I'm the president
I declare that prosome will not get fresh water to shower
blockchain
no I like spectating
it will be very funny
ladies and gentlemen
Who said I showered
no one
Barack Obama off vacation
You didn’t shower?
I’m naturally clean
MY TIMES UP BYEEE
Nasty
Jkjkjk
HES BACKK|
Nothing
nothing we're good
Economy being dipped

Please do
no
john lennon
guys. I'm going to release special edition Barack Obama nfts soon
I’m gonna go find something fun to do, ping me if there’s another argument 
bozo
bro
no ping me, ill end it
This isn't funny
pulled up an anas fr
people still say "bozo"?
yes
Congratulations @brave island, you have now leveled up to 2!
true
I agree.
- president obama
People still have their discord usernames based on a Roblox game?
get free alcohol outside next show in 5 minutes
Simple
Anybody wanna grind?
u can't 
u want me to get banned
autoban my beloved
lmfao
it doesnt let me change my nickname
8+ people pinged in 1 message = autoban
8+ ping = autoban didnt you read the rules
this aint my real discord user
@brave island @storm mesa @storm mesa @rough creek @stoic bane @jagged quartz @primal matrix @brave island
so whose alt are you
Yeah that's unfortunate that I didn't read the rules fully
but what if 4 people pinged in 1 message
then another in a different msg

how
Can't be the same person twice
same 4 ppl
LMFAO
not sure why youd want to test it but hey
Me dum
im not unbanning you if you do
hes back idk why
¯_(ツ)_/¯
yeah we can tell
I will ping 8 different people
Congratulations @storm mesa, you have now leveled up to 15!
That's bautil
@brisk yacht told me to do it and got be banned
You need a revamp idiot
Yall wanna grind? :3
no after u did that
Is that you in your pfp
Ye
Congratulations @primal matrix, you have now leveled up to 2!
😦
Bro is 5'2
Ik LOL
I can literally Speedrun getting banned here if I wanted to. not hard
LOL
why is he wearing a criminals uniform when he's in jail
I will trigger autoban
Why bully me 😦
LMFAO
Jkjk lol
When
Did
that's the point
trust me I'll get banned again on level 29
LOL
BRO SEE THIS
As Obama is off to hawai
I declare to launch a gas missile on @slim thunder
@slim thunder Born with menace mentality
and free alcohol for alex
chemical warfare is a violation of the geneva convention and that would therefore make you a war criminal
^^
Obama's back
technically what's the point of mods if hotbot does the job
RUN!!1!1!!1!1
Bypass
true
@fallen wharf can you give me any insight on what happened in Denver
All it really does is this
Sinus?
WOW REALLY?
^^
Signing, signed, sign, signding, singing
hello guys
School schol shool
@peak wharf this happened?
No
You've said the declare joke about 5 times
Hi Mystic
I didn't repeat
@storm mesa
as the new president i declare president declaration jokes are not funny anymore
you're welcome
@storm mesa
Toni#1706 has been banned.
I changed the lines 
oof
I just pinged a joke twice
Hi Mystic
Doesn't make it funny
ill send yall link to my server
thank you sir for doing my job
now im going for a vacation
Bye
on what
like which thing that happened
shooting in denver
hello
Since I’m hated by 5 people here, tell me how I can improve my behaviour
lol
dont be hated 
Kia su parents lol
Idk how
idk im a new member
heres a nuke just incase
theres nothing wrong with you
1000 nukes*
What nukes?
like warheads
Where can I find it?
Making it your whole personality jeez
the key to being liked is to just launch bombs at people until they like you
that always works
What?
America moment
"Since I'm hated by 5 people here"
What are you trying to say?
Literally everyone moved on
fr
Umm no
You still act like I am your enemy
Then whats the point if having a chat at all
What? Do they not?
It's too much effort to hate a 7 year-old
Just move on
i think you may be over dramatizing just a little
No one cares
nobody "hates" you
I’m 14
That makes it so much better!
oo we arguing again 😄
YOOOO
I'm so sorry!
good timing stormer its starting again
Just shut up bro
Stop being sarcastic.
🍿
I don’t know why the hell you act like this
Drama queen
stormer due to short supply. we might have to start charging people for popcorn
You expect me to move on and you’re adding fuel to the fire?
hahahahhahahaha
And you expect me to “move on”
Dawg
FuEl To The FiRe
@steel wedge just listen to the olivia rodrigo album and your problem will be solved
Wth is that
monkenomics
Implying that I'm a monkey?
no implications
I'm offended
i plead the 5th
5th amendment of the U,S constitution: No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury
I’m just going to say “stop adding fuel to the fire if you want a situation to be over with.”
LMFAO
Storm 
Unknwon
Hey
jeez touch keyboard sucks
pipe bomb
Greetings
okay, 198.358.37.21
nice invis ping
bruh
Ping
Okay 127.0.0.1
m1 garand
good argument unfortunately 192.168.0.15
Ips have 10 numbers
was the "no ip addresses" check removed 
Lets talk about guns or something
localhost is not an ip address anymore
^
no that still exists
Hi Demeng
i think
aw it stopped again 😔
@shadow sonnet i can still bypass it tho
Why is your name poopsi lol?
because @fallen wharf
The power of backwards slash
172.217.165.14
Understandable
?report @brisk yacht testing backwards slash
you guys needa chill
😮
Why? What happened?
ips have 10 numbers
@magic sluice poopsi when will u do poopsi magnet giveaway
We’re chilling
no they dont
cool but 172.217.165.18
Bing chilling
Yeah they so
Hi stoomie
amount of numbers doesnt matter
Hows stormbeatz goin
^
4 different numbers ranging from 0-256
Yes, true.
very good
1.1.1.1
i mean just ping google, their IP is already not 10 numbers 
is 1.1.1.1 cloudflare dns or google dns
i can never remember
8 bit lmao
cloud
google DNS is 8.8.8.8
so technically, if type numbers above 256, hotbot wont detect that as an IP
yes
very intense business
because it isnt one
192.168.0.266
257.258.259.260
cloudfiar
How about you get the IP address of some girls bro
8.8.8.8 and 8.8.8.4
256.256.256.256
google dns
Hm
Illegal
its not
In my country
possessing someone's ip is completely legal
yeah
what's your country
Well then…
its what you do with said ip that determines the legality
however, using it in a malicious way or threatening using the IP is illegal
Cya time to get some IPs
hes saying you should get some girls
DaStormie
Totally not going to launch a network attack
ping https://google.com/ 😮
because illegal and I’m too dumb to do that
bro I have school to focus on ain’t to time to get girls

Women: none
Friends : none
Hotel? Trivago
LMAO
Women: not needed friends: 10

LMFAO
Best
You should buy beluga merch
And you expect me to move on?
They are women magnets
here we go again
Finally. One of my good jokes have been appreciated
round 3
yes
No no no, I’m not even gonna argue
round 3? i thought this was round 10
Of
let's gooo
because thats what he wants
arguments that happened today
And I wont do that
G
@slim thunder u seen my dm yet
H
I will copyright claim your account if you make a unknown joke
©️
Just did u funny af
we lost count
haha discord dmca process
3-5 business years
wait we can bug asimo >:)
How you're gonna do that? That part is unknown
no
Asmio
3-5 business universes
he has the server muted
dont blame him tbh
bruh'
I propose a law
imagine the amount of pings he get
accepted law
We block dark for the horrible puns
Could be someone
what low dk u propose
even more accepted law
whos dark
My jokes are good.
block anyone cuz funni
No they suck
e
coming from you
Specifically if they are a 🐍
Does not need to be me
whay
i propose some changes to that law
Aimed?
u got the whole moon population laughing
I don’t even make jokes lol
we dont block dark for that hotel trivago joke
LMFAO
I propose some disagreement
I agree
Acescril has humour
the hotel trivago joke was on the better end of the dark joke spectrum
*the whole milky way universe
i enjoyed that joke
what kind of humour
that hotel trivago joke had me chocking on water
Damn bro the water tardigrades died from laughing
that includes earth so incorrect
Nope

earth is in the milky way
every moon or just ours?
Yes it is
i mean every known one
since no known life on the moon
Mans got europa laughing
That's cool and all but, according to my reading of the United States Of America constitution signed in 1789 for my law class. It says nobody asked.
im not funny with my actual jokes
i strive in my ability to tell bad dark jokes
If you think about it, the w in Africa stands for water.
mans got phobos laughong
see i can make jokes but those jokes are not allowed in this server
make a joke in dms
Allergic to false info
I am not from u.s. now am i
no
according to international law
yes
well if u change ur vpn location
I know this one from yt shorts
according to international water laws
section 2, article 5 of the UN charter it says nobody asked
:thumbsup:
i did if u mind
According to youtube statistics, 87% of you guys are notnsubscribed.
according to youtube statistics, the amount of girls you get is 0
Congratulations @rough creek, you have now leveled up to 22!
Youtube statistics
That joke would have been funny if you didn't make a spelling mistake
None
but also according to youtube statistics the amount of people who didnt laugh is 100%
now please, kindly go to a water source, u have a head right? put that head in the water source (the water has to be 4 meters deep) and just pull urself in.
Yt does not show that and I don’t care about getting girls
I have better things to focus on
my yt analytics are like
"22-33 age = 67%
female = 78%"
Watch time from subscribers (something here I forgot)
Owowow
its not a good thing, they're married.
Austin Evans, Bitwit, Linus, Jayztwocents
You're quite kind, kareem
Everyone
i agree.
Kareem means nice in Arabic
Marq brownless
Ok cool.
I feel a twist
I didn't
knew it
I know 7 languages
Oh yeah?
And in none of them is @steel wedge funny
Which ones?
Shut the literall hell up you child
says you
You're 14
typical W pepsi
14 is not a child
14 is technically a child
Bro.....
💀
I’m surprised pepsi is a staff with this attitude
wtf? he isnt
Oh god
He was
not is
Was
He was, he is mean
hello poopsi
Ayo
true we should fire him

Idc about pepsinhe cant effect me
LMAO
Pepsi > @steel wedge
L
yeah we should fire him even though hes retired
yeah
i've been fired
L
this is so sad
whats it like being fired
its hot
Big fat juicy L
lisagaming > @slim thunder
he hasnt been on staff since 2018
Pepsi more like pep
how hot
Seconded
@steel wedge
He says he is hot gayo
I'm sure lisagaming is better than me
fire a retired staff nerd
just like your brain
i bet dude just studys history 99% of the time
Does your brain take 2-3 working days off like it's working a 9-5
No, mine has higher IQ than yours for having this attitude
Pepsi says I’m a underaged kid because I mispell alot cause I’m in mobile and so that makes him claim that I am 13- like bruh
Maybe..yours does,