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hi
hi nicoo
hello
your nico?
today we are geting to the most rict human ever
ok
?afk sleeping is bad
@exotic hedge,
I've set your AFK: sleeping is bad
A: Have a unibrow
B: Have no eyebrows
ez
Never said that the unibrowโs middle part had to be super visible

ok
yes
may i ask a question @exotic ocean?
is your acc hacked once?
or you are just strict on who are the players that you are gonna add
no
that
s
pls you'll never regret it i will always help you play jailbreak is the game that
i am playing since july 2017 but my old account got hacked so i made another in feb 2018
oh
no
ok fine i get it now
i bet you are a veteran in this server
but can i follow you?
Congratulations @plain tendon, you have now leveled up to 2!
noice-
on what?
congrats
on ur pfp
for what?
uhh maybe i hsouldnt have said that

sorry okay.x
can someone tell me who is the offiacial myusernamesthis here?
@somber egret
๐
noice
Does wine finally support it or... ๐
so could i really receive a bonus robux if i use the star code???
bye
Hii
wsp peeps
wsp
how can i become mod
BACON ARMY Staff Information:
Staff Applications are currently CLOSED.
Handpicks will still happen occasionally.
fact
hi
~.~
if you ate 40k bananas in 10 minutes, you would die of radiation
because apparently potassium, in enough quantities, is radioactive
sup peeps
cant even eat like 50 LOL
HAHAH
can you add me?
how is that possible though
you cant even eat 30 bananas in 10 minutes
ok i guess no
if u want then send request
k thanks ๐
imagine having friends
I have friends
whats wrong with having friends.
what user?
ASIMO ONLINE
woah thank you for telling us michael
ok
its just a joke
He's online 24/7 LOL
oh
eii how is that possible
that you have space on names?
asimo is alwawys online tho right
Congratulations @subtle hinge, you have now leveled up to 2!
congrats
nope
hi
congrats
A
eys
i guess no
thx
thx
i have seen him offline maybe because your timezone is when he works
oo
oo
oo
bruh
brfuh
ok. why? did they argue? abt the game?
sdwioajsndjkwatgy
Why so much questions, and Idk
Rules #1 Don't ask questions
ah yes

it was a jk xd
smilling robert can we 1v1 in jailbreak?
?
uhh now i know he's not in the server
ok
I don't play jb tho
oh
too bad jailbreak is now fading away i hope jailbreak players wont leave
Sadge
๐ฉ
why?
hes offline so it doesnt show
finally closed discord after months
Roblox is trash
Shut
does anyone here passed a bounty of more than 20k+??
User ig
Robert is gonna freak out and tell me to shut up
shut up!!
When I say Roblox is not the best thing ever
e
oh
piggy
@plain tendon wut
yeh
Roblox is boring asf
hi tallic
ok
well there are different games on roblox
And
And itโs just little kids getting mad cuz they didnโt win every round
And itโs fax
ok
right
some games yes
other games are actually kind of good
@plain tendon
@carmine sentinel There's no reason to be toxic
true
yea tallic lol
ez go take a nap
also i cant taste my strawberry icecream, it just tastes like milk
i did
go get tested for covid
i already have covid
no joke
i'm in isolation
legit missed like 7 days of school straight
oh dear
rookie numbers loser
stretch res
Tf
nice
eyes

Bruh
LOL
You failed
(tbf its absences divided by 8)
84...
8 per day cuz 8 classes
10.5 days missed + 5 (excused) tardies
good job
i have 1 excused absence and thats it
at my school, if you're in the building but the bell goes off and ur not in the classroom, the teacher can't let you in
you need to go to the front office and get a pass
hi prosome
Last year I had like 20 in each class bc we didnโt have a policy
really?
well atleast this quarter
to make it fair, there's a 1 min warning bell before the 13 second bell
We used to have this but now teachers just mark you late. If itโs first period/ and or you just got on campus youโre supposed to go the office
last quarter i missed like 4 days
i wish our campus was fully open again
we cant go out for lunch now
๐
I remember pre-covid we were able to
our school has the most annoying bell sound ever
For reasons I canโt discuss in the public chats of bacon army 
WE have no bell
ding ding ding ding
we have music
same
Our bell is a solid tone for 3 seconds
dude our bell sound is legit Big Ben chimes
for like 8 seconds
same
yes
brooooooo
this is the bell at the end of passing, it gives you 13 seconds to be an olympic sprinter or be tardy https://cdn.what-is-cereal.xyz/file/390532/passing_period_end_bell.mp3
?afk
@cobalt oracle,
I've set your AFK: AFK
a gif is bad now
-kk
no way
that bell is so long
๐ mp3
:eyes:
yall need hallway passes ๐
they blocked off the restrooms not near classrooms
wtf I can just ask my teacher to walk out of the classroom, get a drink of water from the fountain or go to the washroom
well they closed it for a reason
is that so
our passing start bell is just classical music from dead composers
now we only get to used the ones that arent barricaded
COVID or...
classical music?
interesting bells
morning announcements have the principal hosting a competition for "principal bucks"
we have 2 lunch periods (JH and HS), and 15 second bells during those passing periods just wont do
2?
so my school did the most school thing ever
how long are passing periods
oh
yep, it's incredibly hard to turn around at times
it used to be 4 but they got a new campus
i have one of the fastest turn around times in my school
i can get from one floor to the opposite end of the top floor in just over 12 seconds
assuming i run at full speed and no kids are in my way
all my classes are on the bottom floor
?afk
Okay,
teachers yelling at you about not running in the halls
i just run right past them
i'd never go full speed without confirmation that it's clear though
i'd take a tardy rather than hurting another student
i dont get school lunch normally
our school has lunches delivered
so i just watch everyone rush towards the line
like from CFA, dominos, red robin, etc
REALLY?
it's like $8 a meal
user got online again
noice
As a Canadian, we literally have a poutine store right next to our school so most students go there
For lunch
everyone isnt allowed off campus
CFA, subway, red robin, dominos, tokyo joes, and noodles and company are what deliver
we only have off campus like twice a month here
We are allowed campus like if we need to
But every time we are allowed to at lunch
Like if you wanted to drive to something like subway or McDonaldโs you could
sad thing is
there's a subway literally right next to my school
and its still so expensive for delivery
Yo ppl!!
@inner holly whats up
I know I will sound very incredulous saying this but the school lunches actually are good here ๐
what do you guys get for breakfast
I usually get something from Tims ๐
either nothing or a quick bowl of cereal
which milk goes in first, by the way.

disgusting
school breakfast or normal at home breakfast
Some days we have curry food, authentic Italian recipe pasta, Cuban sandwiches, etc
"authentic"
Iced Cappuccinos are pretty good
What about 'authentic'
define authentic
Genuine...?
is it just frozen food or like actually made fresh in the kitchen
I'm not sure... actually, I'm guessing it's frozen, but I was more over insinuating something like the recipe of the sauce being authentic
hi
VKS gonna 3 0 CR or what
the hell
you cant do that without dying
Humanly impossible
anybody wanna play the new 1.18 mc update with me?
@odd notch i have a question for you canadians
do yโall take cold showers or do you enjoy heat
anybody wanna play the new 1.18 mc update with me?
I usually like heated showers, but like when I'm sweating after a sport I'd usually put the water luke-warm
Same
hi pepsi
sup
yes this is bacon army
I am bacon!
oh a bacon hair 
Yes.
why you like being a bacon?
sup
Congratulations @plain tendon, you have now leveled up to 3!
woah thanks
yes
jailbreak player?
who me? yes

congrats
@somber egret is onl
lets go
I don't regret getting the sentry gun car AKA the sentinel
e
isnt that the car that needs you to level up first?
๐

whos wants to help in jailbreak?
i need this badge Bonnie & Clyde Break a fellow criminal out of handcuffs and defeat the player who cuffed them!
oh
to get the mvp badge
okay if you seriously canโt break a person out in under like 10 minutes
itโs time to go back to club penguin
And also alts exist.
agree
what i do for missions
exactly
break out fellow human, and then attack the other human with guns until they fall over
exactly
i mean like the police would stick around to arrest you
but i prioritize the police over the crim
Indeed.
i have that problem where i try to save people and then get taken out
because i dont look around
and im not talking about just jailbreak
every game with a revival system
or
well
technically if you get arrested you "die" because you get sent to prison
i already got it
always look at the tiny map
always move around when shooting
if they are about to sorround you dont run coz they will taze you
fight back them and always move around and attack w flintlock
and ak-47
absolutely
what
Hi
hi
Hi
ehey
why do u speak cap smh
@undone fiber, TotallyNotNico is AFK: sleeping is bad - 4 hours, 4 minutes ago
Congratulations @ripe siren, you have now leveled up to 2!
shut up ๐ญ
.~.
tf
waht
Ur mum
i just found the first ever jailbreak video of myusernamesthis
its about a tour and he's showing it looks
sus
amogus
average concern in modern life
rip nitro @next reef
yes
User does wine support roblox
sus
i hope jailbreak adds the amg one
yep
i would love driving forza horizon 5's cover car in jailbreak
and i hope it features some aero active
how much space is forza 5
103 gb
103 gb for series x|s and pc and 116 gb for xbox one
thats a whole xbox
if they release the amg one i hope the price is reasonable like 815k
๐
Did groovy like that for a month now
has anyone played monument of the dead
the new badimo game
also december 13th is when the first pack of update news gets tweeted
Deleted user#0316 has been banned.
stock wine doesnt work well iirc
when did c9 buy vanity from v1 tho
Congratulations @ripe siren, you have now leveled up to 2!
trading jb cash fr robux
c9 called Timeout LMAO
Iiiiits amogus time
11 fnc 7 c9
hi
ye
why he no respond
woah
wha
He doesnt talk much
talj
Shut up
shut the up
We dont talk about it
Yes
what would be the best pick for a new jailbreak ingame cash car
my pick is the mercedes amg one
he
?
Ok
@somber egret
hi
Ok
Lol
buts
lil sissy
put some video
e
Ok
ded chat
imagine having end
@anyone hello?
is there anyone nooo
please someone be here
@brisk yacht so true
i was lazy to use my PC to screenshot so here you go, I used my iPhone to take a photo of cockroach bobloxian. Enjoy ๐
ok
UwU
uwu gwalawy-chan
uWu snweakwy
Fnatic wins
Tf
dat green thing on ur screen.... eww iphone
that camera sycks
sucks*
cap
Elaborate
the green thingy... it's just eww man the camera of iphone sucks
that one is normal among phones and its an effect called Moire patterns. It's caued by the interferance pattern between the pixel grid in your camera's sensor, the pixel grid on the screen your photographing and the pixel grid on your phone's screen (which is why they change when you zoom)
It happens on any phone
@lost turtle dont send copypasta
shut the hell up
hot
fax ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ
Im working on epic GFX fan art
includes: lots of guns
yes ๐
uhh
nah
i am telling truth my guy
do u know i am who
i am a boy
U arent ben shapiro

i am
oh wait
i ain't shapiro
not that ben shapiro
there was this man in bacon army called ben shapiro
@ivory swan remembers
ew
lol
we got user with the aa-12
kreekcraft with a railgun
me with the x95r
and resistance with the E SHOTGUN
a L*
Nope
imagine being part of this server
if ur not bacon
i am bacon
thats why im salad, to troll
and if there is only 1 letter
after
u say "an"
learn grammar
what
hi there
yo
im bacon with a winning smile cuz a winning smile always makes u win in robberries
pls dont mad at me cuz im not a bacon but im a bacon but im not
ur sus boiii
sus amogus
which is u tho lol
ur the imposter
cuz u dont wear a bacon
while everyone else does
votes out digerstaken1
i am part of the bacon army but im not wearing it
Server: digerstaken1 was the impostor
no you ez gg
Congratulations @robust socket, you have now leveled up to 2!
sus bot
there r 2 imposters and this bot is the second one ๐
waht
i am but im not ez gg
bts
but-but
slenders be like:MIC UP
im a slender
SUS AMOGUS DING DING DING
what the hell
welp this server aint bacon army no more this is the sussiest server youll ever be in
how i will know that?idk
yes im an army
welppp
and my bias is Jimin
hats off to you sir ๐ฉ
i am not a seargent for ur brains
bing chilling?

yea wdym
shut up
nah i cant its my keyboard
I'm being sarcastic u bozo
stop being a troller like those teens and a bully
bacon sucks!
chat mods
then why are you infiltrating this server?
ikr
oh wow
and he calls me an agent ya dum brains
@Mods he bully me ๐ฆ
oh no pls spare my life i will give my anime pillow
unlike u were bullying me
wow
@MODS KORG678 AND DIGERSTAKEN1 BULLY ME
what bout' that
just why the bully child
๐ก ๐ก ๐ ๐
oh no hes mad what have i done oh know farts
mods caps lock used
lma0
stop using caps dumbo
oh oh sneaky bots mad at you
ILL USE CAPS YOU FOOL
mods
HEY HEY HEY
u know using caps is illegal
Congratulations @robust socket, you have now leveled up to 2!
staffs
shut up
these staffs got no work -_-
u shut up it is telling bout' me
r u kididnf me
kick @undone fiber
BACON BOTS ARE NO HUMAN so why user no ban these impostor
or give him a temp.mute
Congratulations @south lintel, you have now leveled up to 3!
thanks,now shut
cuz they r bacon bots
ooooof
you do have a point there
no
also our bots have some sort of AI implemented ๐
Tensorflow.js
r caps not illegal u mod -_-
illegal means youd end up in state or fed prison
im pretty sure it would be better rephrased as
they yea thats what u will end up being muted in this server
thats what is my rephrase
you better not have mark zuckerberg or bill gates operating these so call bots
Capital letters are allowed to a certain extent but moderated
We have userโs data center hosting these bots
he is arguing with me
๐
there is no use arguinh
good,aight i trust every sussies in this server
or instead u will give me a mute
๐
lul
yo ppl
Mods here wont mute for no reason lmao
sup
yo ak
sup korg
supp
nice
sup gun
i legit thought you said sucks and have legs
ooooof
i literally saw anabelle creation
today
not the whole thing
but its so horrifying
has anyone of u seen it?
64gb
omg lol
omg lol
no lol never its so scary
i watched conjuring the latest one and its all about ad warren and loraine which is kinda boring
AYE SAME
and u expect me not to get horrified
i watch it without anyone in a dark room with doors closed
even balcony door closed
no lights on
i hated the 1st one cuz of the main ghost
oof
anabelle creation
has like where a daughter dies
and her spirit goes in someone which is a devil
there is a girl named janice
she has a leg problem
she is a detective type girl
sounds cool but kinda wack cuz annabelle has the thickest lipstick i ever seen
that devil girl teleports to her
and its not bout anabelle here
im talking about a grl
u should watch it alone
i swear u will get horrified
Congratulations @robust socket, you have now leveled up to 3!
so its not about annabelle but the movie is called annabelle falls
there is no chance u wont get scared
woowwww
annabelle creation is horrifying,emotinal and all
yeah i guess ill watch it
u should
amazon prime
i was like so much...idk how to explain
in a dark room that tho
but 90 percent of the time im just gonna have pillow on my face when theres an intense scene coming
oof then what is the fun lol
i dont touch the pillow nor cover my eye
imagine my spirit
a gaming server becoming a horror movie talk server be like:
legit user thinking this server gonna be only about jailbreak
there r too many intense scenes
but he doesnt know what his audience also likes
horrifying each other ๐
yessir
hello
@sour dagger i can never ping you because i always type RGZ and not RBZ
L
no
rgb
The fact that my non overclocked i7 is at 4.20ghz at all times when the base speed is 2.60 is just great
hmmmm
On it!
@sour dagger so is it a yes or no for val
wait
i play mostly on 2 accounts both are above lvl 100 which means we would get queued against like smurfs
TGI CHAMBER #3692
@sour dagger
alr
you have a valo account dedicated to chamber
i have 3 to be precise
what
if i lost internet how am i using discord riot
i have 11 alts on ap region
7 registerred with the same name
3 on EU
1 on NA
my numbers keep growing
he is u just suck
unknown
how do i register mouse button 4 and 5 on my mouse in valo
i need to change my keybinds
you click to change the bind
and click the mouse button
:)
well redox did describe it correctly
@exotic hedge does it say MB4
if so then youve done it correctly
wot
idk
you bought a $20 mouse
what brand is it
omg
Hi
whats the software called @exotic hedge
T16 Wired Gaming Mouse
Hi Redox, Nico
hi
i said the software not the mouse name
whats the app called idot

bro what
thats what its called
the hel
what did you buy nico wtf
why is the software the name of the mouse lmfao
Ahttps://www.ipictek.com/products/pictek-gaming-mouse-wired-programmable-rgb-backlit
hqx#8515 has been banned.
omg why
kekw
maybe because it was only 5 dollars redox
i didnt want to spend 150 on some razer ultra dpi hero mouse
unknownjpg.918nd72
fail
Lol I'm just kidding I spelt that out
pogg
not worth imo
its not
but having a mouse that registers mb4 as mb5 probably isnt useful either 
Razer tax isn't good in any way
^^
Same as ROG tax
Ikea partnered with ROG to make a gaming table that you can adjust height with
It cost 600 something usd
- Save up for an actual good mouse โ
- Use the discount on a cheap $20 mouse โ
Impulse buying in a nutshell
Speaking of mice I need to "save up" to get a new G502
Nothing beats my g502 sadly
fake
vc
i use a g pro wireless
vc
idc
Thatโs nice
@sour dagger uh
Walmart is having a โ 60% off sale with their G502 mice
@sour dagger
the hell
common nova W
Oh
Nova
yeah
I have octavius gaming mouse
nova
ugh
ur nova
sneaky is the most toxic person here
totally not sneaky
agreed
I think a night scene will do the bullet tracers more justice
ur level 20 somehow
former level 97
hopefully I can finish this gfx before 3am
how
what
i nolifed my way till level 97
I am making a game
@steel wedge gl
hope u stay alive





