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spark nest Jan 15, 2023, 2:59 AM

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they do be chefing

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watching s6... this is the Voltaggio season? yoooo

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I'm the only chef from Michigan and I'm not surprised.
lol yeah so quirky

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this girl has a 3 year old son and her goal in competing is to get him college tuition to Harvard or Yale? big dreams and expectations huh

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MISE EN PLACE RELAY RACE AS THE FIRST CHALLENGE OF THE SEASON YOOOO

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it do be the Vegas season

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okay so they drew lots for the quickfire, one lady got a chip that made her not have to participate and immunity? that's... weird

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I look next to me and Jennifer has like the same amount of clams, and I'm like I'm doing something wrong. There's no way, no offence but a girl shouldn't be at the same level as I am!
hate him

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that's one less old lady I have to worry about
dude

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steak!

spark nest Jan 15, 2023, 10:54 AM

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Weird that the chefs only make one plate and the judges pass it around one by one picking at it???

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'my vice is my hot temper so I made a stuffed pepper'
good
'i took inspiration from vegas and it's plastic surgery to make some chicken breast and coconuts'
hmmm interesting
'I'm a complicated mess of a person so I made a complex sauce'
now that's just lazy

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ooh I like Kevin's take. "procrastination". so he took food usually slow-cooked and sped them up, then took stuff that's usually like flash-fried and cooked it slowly

spark nest Jan 18, 2023, 4:25 PM

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Episode 2: this challenge is to cater to a bachelor/bachelorette party! Ladies will be catering the bachelors, men will be catering the bachelorettes! It's a battle of the sexes!
Kevin: oh man my bachelor party was DEBACHEROUS haha this is wild I love it 😂
Hector: the men are great chefs and the women aren't very good this will be easy handrubplottin
Ashley: must be nice, being able to get married and stuff 🏳️‍🌈

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and they have to pair their dishes with... the couple's favourite shots?

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Michael tells me that I'm responsible for the flowers because I'm the gay guy... and it's true, gay guys grow flowers better than straight guys.

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Ashley's game plan:

make two dishes
one of them is a panacotta
she doesn't know how to make pastries
please stop this is bad stop

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Then you've got perty or pretty or whatever I can't even say her name so I call her perty
bruh her name is Preeti it is not a difficult name

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The girls are really hot. I'm so focused on my station that I don't have time to flirt at the moment.
Martin just serve your food bro come on

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lol Michael just remade the shot as a dish nice

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spark nest Jan 22, 2023, 3:32 AM

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E3 quickfire is a POTATO challenge YES

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Ash couldn't get his ice-cream to actually turn and freeze so he served it as a "custard" and stood there as it got a bunch of compliments

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And then Jen gets the win! It's favoritism to me at this point.
bruh women succeeding is not a hate crime towards you

spark nest Jan 22, 2023, 4:04 AM

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ahahahaha Mike I. is in both the winners bracket and the losers bracket ahahaha get fucked

spark nest Mar 14, 2023, 12:12 PM

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Top Chef season 20 started last week so I'm gonna react to some FOOOOOOOOD

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oh shit I didn't know Nicole Gomes was gonna be on it oh my god

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LEGGOOOOOO

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first Padma outfit of the season!

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first challenge is a vegetarian challenge? nice. flashback to early seasons of top chef where some chefs almost refused to make vegetarian dishes because it wasn't 'real' cooking unless there was meat, or the time where a chef used lettuce as a bun for her burger and everyone went WOAH this can't be A BURGER unless I have a BUN

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never mind it's a seafood challenge boooo

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lol identical baskets what a strange duo for a team challenge

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I swear to god if Buddha mindlessly aces the whole competition again...

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loooool I like this dude

spark nest Mar 14, 2023, 12:44 PM

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oh shit someone just spilled water into another person's dish oh no

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lmao excuse me food network your subtitles are trash

spark nest Mar 17, 2023, 12:56 PM

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this lady is breastfeeding and shipping breast milk home while in the midst of the competition, dang

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Padma outfit episode 2

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amuse-bouche challenge having to make your portion (with a specific ingredient) fit on a Ritz cracker, nice. I like it.

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so they each got to pick an ingredient, then surprise you're in teams and have to use all three ingredients, then surprise it's not teams you're head-to-head against the other two trying to out-do them with your same weirdo concoction of all three ingredients

spark nest Mar 17, 2023, 1:08 PM

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spark nest this lady is breastfeeding and shipping breast milk home while in the midst of t...

Sara is DEEP-FRYING her RITZ CRACKERS let's fucking gooooo

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Dale is doing tempura oooh my duuuuuude

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oooh Nicole takes the W for this trio, nice

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Dale

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definitely the most varied of the rounds

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May won the quickfire let's gooo 10k and immunity

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oh fuck elimination challenge is RICE themed oh no

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smartest Top Chef contestant in the history of the franchise

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"mole with risotto" and here we have maybe the dumbest Top Chef contestant in the history of the franchise???

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"Every culture culture in the world uses rice" there's not a single rice station in whole bloody Germany, man

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so he's making lamb biryani yoooo

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oh FUCK instead of bringing in the top 3, and bringing in the bottom 3, they had all 6 go to judges table at once that's so mean imagine being bottom 3 and sitting there listening to them praise the top 3 to hell and back

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Ali won the challenge though and most deserved that ouzi 👀

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May and Dale my two faves so far

weary snow Mar 17, 2023, 2:20 PM

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👀

weary snow Mar 17, 2023, 2:22 PM

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spark nest "mole with risotto" and here we have maybe the dumbest Top Chef contestant in th...

54?

spark nest Mar 17, 2023, 2:22 PM

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mole, yo

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oh sweet a new article about Padma, CW for ||sexual violence, pregnancy troubles, physical scarring, body issues/surgery|| https://www.theguardian.com/food/2023/mar/15/padma-lakshmi-nobody-wants-to-talk-about-their-vagina-but-i-was-so-angry

the Guardian

Padma Lakshmi: ‘Nobody wants to talk about their vagina. But I was ...

She is back on our screens with Top Chef, but there is much more to the former supermodel than her successful TV career. She discusses scars, sexual assault, endometriosis – and the healing power of food

weary snow Mar 17, 2023, 2:40 PM

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But somewhere between the political passion, the self-deprecation and the puckishness, she doesn’t sound the way you’d expect a beautiful person to sound. It must be annoying to be beautiful; it comes with all these preconceptions.
this sarcasm is so mean

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unnecessary part of the article

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the (body stuff) ||endometriosis|| part really hit me

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great article, great look into her life

spark nest Mar 17, 2023, 4:23 PM

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she's such a fantastic person

spark nest Mar 24, 2023, 1:03 AM

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"we'll be taking you on a tour of the most traditional foods in London" lol

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watching these international chefs sit around and be told how "fish and chips" is an exquisite delicacy and totally unique mind-blowing cultural icon

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The elimination challenge, is of course, creating an "elevated" dish as a team/duo

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"double elimination" oh okay, makes sense but oof

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There's a lot of chefs running, like dogs in a boat.
okay hadn't heard that phrase before

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very worried about the team of May/Dale, two of my favourites in the competition so far, both getting sent home this episode

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my sauce is like an orgasm

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'crunchy onion cookie' oooh I want

weary snow Mar 24, 2023, 1:35 AM

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That.....looks amazing

spark nest Mar 24, 2023, 1:36 AM

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judges were weirded out by the looks of it not being bangers and mash but eating it going YOOOO THAT IS SO GOOD

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oh no it's not crispy enough RIP that's like the only part of fish and chips that matters

weary snow Mar 24, 2023, 1:37 AM

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Yeah it's gotta have that good crisp

spark nest Mar 24, 2023, 1:37 AM

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weary snow Mar 24, 2023, 1:37 AM

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What the fuck is fish pie

spark nest Mar 24, 2023, 1:38 AM

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fish and cheese in a pie

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weary snow Mar 24, 2023, 1:39 AM

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spark nest fish and cheese in a pie

Hmmm interesting

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You know

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As delicious as much of this looks

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It just reminds me rich people would rather have like

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A small coin sized dish for $500 that's "fancy looking" instead of the $10 pot pie I made today

spark nest Mar 24, 2023, 1:41 AM

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the challenge was to reinvent and elevated the dishes, Dale you literally just made a scotch egg and used different seasonings

weary snow Mar 24, 2023, 1:41 AM

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LMAO

spark nest Mar 24, 2023, 1:42 AM

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AND DIDN'T COOK IT WELL EITHER

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he goes on about how everyone is trying to do something fancy and high-brow but he just wants to cook one thing really well and HE DIDN'T EVEN DO THAT

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pork tenderloin with apple cider vinegar? ooh

weary snow Mar 24, 2023, 1:46 AM

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I don't know what a Yorkshire pudding is

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But I'd like to try one someday

spark nest Mar 24, 2023, 1:47 AM

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pudding but like, baked?

weary snow Mar 24, 2023, 1:49 AM

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hmmm

spark nest Mar 24, 2023, 1:50 AM

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Buddha once again proving that Top Chef is a science and Buddha has several PhDs with a W this episode

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it feels unfair idk if Buddha wins this season but dude just... annihilates it

weary snow Mar 24, 2023, 1:52 AM

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So I wasn't paying attention to the names

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And I got so confused

spark nest Mar 24, 2023, 1:52 AM

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Buddha is dope

weary snow Mar 24, 2023, 1:52 AM

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had a split second where I went "what does Buddha have to do with this"

spark nest Mar 24, 2023, 1:53 AM

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he was actually on last season and won it and just... he knew what to do

weary snow Mar 24, 2023, 1:53 AM

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Fantastic

spark nest Mar 24, 2023, 1:53 AM

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he was the first contestant who looked like he actually prepared, went into every challenge with an exact idea of knowing what the judges want and what he needs to do

weary snow Mar 24, 2023, 1:54 AM

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Sometimes a lot of them feel like they have never once heard of or seen the show in their lives

spark nest Mar 24, 2023, 1:54 AM

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each season has similar challenges (there's always a "Restaurant Wars", a "blind taste test", etc) and had a game plan for all of them

weary snow Mar 24, 2023, 1:54 AM

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They just googled "chef contest shows to apply to" and went from there

spark nest Mar 24, 2023, 1:55 AM

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https://v.redd.it/n3f2furqhbz81

r/BravoTopChef on Reddit: Padma’s reaction to this moment was so fu...

Posted by u/abeillemousse - 120 votes and 18 comments

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aaaand ofc ||May and Dale|| go home. this is all on Dale, bro come on

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sabotaged his own team

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Actually I don't like football but I do like the players.
love you Gabri

weary snow Mar 24, 2023, 2:02 AM

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Lmao Padma like yeah no shit

spark nest Mar 24, 2023, 2:02 AM

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'well duh'

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'she's supposed to be important to you ffs'

spark nest Mar 24, 2023, 6:22 AM

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Noooo Buddha

spark nest Mar 26, 2023, 2:06 AM

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ughh still wishing May could have made the dish she wanted instead of Dale talking her down LOOK AT THIS https://www.instagram.com/p/CqLN6TbJPWl/

maymonkeychef

Unhatched Scotchegg 🥚

Deconstructed version of scotchegg.

Deep fried panko crusted egg yolk, sausage red wine ragu, cilantro mustard aioli and crispy wonton ring.

Likes

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(video)

spark nest Mar 31, 2023, 1:02 AM

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This week's quickfire is pastries!

weary snow Mar 31, 2023, 1:03 AM

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finally

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more good fuhret live watch

spark nest Mar 31, 2023, 1:05 AM

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Watching on a tv so can't screenshot this week though RIP

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Will steal the caps from the Rate The Plate thread after though

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Sylwia is making a Caesar biscuit yeahhh make me a Caesar salad cookie

weary snow Mar 31, 2023, 1:07 AM

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how am i supposed to watch along with you if you cant post the food

spark nest Mar 31, 2023, 1:08 AM

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German dude is making a "cookie" by putting some stuff in with liquid nitrogen so it's frozen/crispy

weary snow Mar 31, 2023, 1:09 AM

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sigh

spark nest Mar 31, 2023, 1:10 AM

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Crys hates Germans confirmed

spark nest Mar 31, 2023, 1:13 AM

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spark nest German dude is making a "cookie" by putting some stuff in with liquid nitrogen s...

"it's a very nice cake. But we asked for a biscuit. This is not a biscuit."
"yeah I don't like biscuits so I didn't make one."

weary snow Mar 31, 2023, 1:14 AM

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spark nest Crys hates Germans confirmed

i am nothing if not self loathing

spark nest Mar 31, 2023, 1:16 AM

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I do love Tom (the German dude) basically going yeah it's a quickfire I really don't care

weary snow Mar 31, 2023, 1:16 AM

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lmao

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love the energy

spark nest Mar 31, 2023, 1:16 AM

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YOOO ALI WINS THE QUICKFIRE

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Immunity for the elimination!

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LMAO Padma fucking CHUCKED A FOOTBALL AT BUDDHA

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Eat shit brooo

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Victoire talking about moving from Congo to Italy to learn to cook and how much racism she experienced, then how much support she got after Top Chef from other black women

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Hell yeah lady rock it

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Big football stadium challenge ooh

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Oh shit a BRACKET

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CHEESE CHALLENGE YEAHHHH

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I say to myself, finish your dish then you can die
Victoire having a massive allergic reaction mid-cook

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Victoire being tended to by the paramedics and being told her team won saying OH I CAN GO BACK NOW? and the paramedic going NO STAY STILL YOU ARE DYING

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STOP MOVING AND LET ME MONITOR YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE

weary snow Mar 31, 2023, 1:36 AM

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our strongest soldier

spark nest Mar 31, 2023, 1:38 AM

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Next round... Apples???

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I don't want Buddha or Tom to go home

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"Let's make an apple pie" NO