#fallen-aces

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upbeat kestrel
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Originated from that, from what I've heard

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I'll ask Leon

next oyster
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First "Fully voiced" speaks complete sentences by a human protag

jade quartz
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Can u make baked ziti in Fallen Aces?

mighty folio
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no

next oyster
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Maybe?

mighty folio
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dont encourage him

jade quartz
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Any mafia needs some ziti action

mighty folio
jade quartz
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The whole "wood" persona i have is false

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My mission here was to root out the mole

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I managed to track them to the past

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They were hiding there

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I managed to silence them and secure Gloomwood's future

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To gloomwood 🍻

mighty folio
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i gloomwood ur mom last night lmao

jade quartz
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@mighty folio was my partner during this time investigation

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I have him to thank for his assistance with this time mole

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It's his brilliance that gave us the way to go back in time to stop him

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Please everyone give him a round of applause

mighty folio
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no dont

jade quartz
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We cannot interfere

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We know what is going to happen

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We are but pawns

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So we must use fallen aces since it's the closest thing to an organization we can use

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Plus y'all got some tasty baked ziti

sonic furnace
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can i just say
Trey, you are the biggest of chads
quite possibly the chaddest of game devs out there

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that's it that's all i wanted to say

next oyster
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Nah I'm a dork, trust me.

paper meteor
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You're openly a nerd, making you a chad

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Though I've yet to meet a New Blood dev I dislike so I mean

next oyster
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Now best lookin NB? Yes.

next oyster
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I'm looking for a term that means lowest point, or beneath something else.

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The opposite of a summit.

ebon imp
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Rock bottom? Or are we talking about actual places?

next oyster
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Just geographical terms. The city Umburgh is beneath a massive tower that is also a city. So I was looking for a word that would describe something that's really low in elevation and is shitty.

ebon imp
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Another one would be nadir.

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I see.

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Only ones I can think of would be pit or gorge.

next oyster
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Pit is good. I imagine there is a place in Umburgh that's shittier than anywhere else, it's essentially a shanty town/gutter. Just rundown excuses for buildings that are just disgusting.

paper meteor
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Depression or valley works, thought not quite the right thing I imagine

south cedar
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Gutter
Gulch
dregs

next oyster
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It literally is just a big gutter. Just a big turd in the already shithole of a city.

paper meteor
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I like the sound of "The Dregs" then

valid shale
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pit sounds good to me

south cedar
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pee pee poo poo town

next oyster
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The dreg pits

ebon imp
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If it's a sewer like area "The Dregs" would definitely work well.

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A place so dark, disgusting and depressing it makes the bottom of the Mariana trench seem appealing.

next oyster
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Pretty much. Not a place ya wanna be

south cedar
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moat fosse outfall comedown riffraff sink refuse skewback

ebon imp
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An area designed after a certain main character's wife's ass.

south cedar
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I think I like the sound of dregs best

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Oh I know

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What if you called it acefall

grand flicker
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oh shit is that filtered?

red sedge
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I hope we get to assassinate somebody in this game

elfin ice
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I have nothing clever or artistic to say about this game in its state of only look not able to play but

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it looks good and the artstyle is good

mighty folio
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i hope we get a demo soon

elfin ice
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same

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it looks like a grand ol' time

elfin ice
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in other words

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I like the game

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and I like you mr trey

tough drum
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Can't wait to play this and Gloomwood in Early Access. πŸ™‚

balmy iron
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FA>Gloomwood
Trey>Dillon

mighty folio
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we cant even play fa yet

pure lark
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You can if you believe hard enough

mighty folio
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so true!

next oyster
ebon imp
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I'm gonna go with 5 Points Gang, Forty Thieves and Dead Rabbits. Based on nothing.

next oyster
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Those ones were actually the more well known ones lol

ebon imp
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Oof. I just assumed no one knew what numbers were.

next oyster
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The Dead Rabbits and Forty Thieves were actually allies. The Dead Rabbits were a very large powerful gang, with members in the hundreds

ebon imp
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I'm guessing this is part of your research for naming the gangs in Umburgh? smug

next oyster
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Yes

ebon imp
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Dude looks like he is about be assigned a house in Hogwarts.

next oyster
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Oh the Dead rabbits are outfits are nothing compared to the others

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Pug Uglies^

ebon imp
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This is from the movie Gangs of New York, yeah?

next oyster
ebon imp
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I should rewatch that sometimes. I have very vague memory of the plot.

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It was more of a comedy IIRC

next oyster
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It all based on real shit. People were just crazy back then

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Like thats how the gangs dressed

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Bill the Butcher was his Moniker because he was really good with knives and was a real butcher at one point

ebon imp
next oyster
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yup thats really him. The movie is pretty faithful to real life actually. Just seems over the top because they were a bunch of weirdos

ebon imp
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Can't tell if it's legit picture or if it's a re-imagination of him.

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Ah

next oyster
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That's really him

ebon imp
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That's amazing

next oyster
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He was really tall for the time

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The part of New York they lived in was the biggiest filthiest shit hole slum in the world at the time. As you can see from the enormous list of gangs, crime rate was unbelievable.

ebon imp
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I really need to watch Gangs of New York now. I think it'll be my new years movie to watch.

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I might be way off with my history here but that was because of the great depression, no?

next oyster
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Yeah way off. It was during the mid 1800s, there was an influx of irish Catholics in New York at the time because of the potato famine in Ireland. A lot of em were poor so they overpopulated the slummy areas of the city.

ebon imp
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The great depression took place between 1929 and 1939. I'm a big dummy.

next oyster
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The natives there didn't like all the new foreigners so gangs were formed. Some of them evolved from ex volunteer fire departments. The Bowery boys wore parts of there firemans uniform in their gang outfits.

ebon imp
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Yeah, I remember reading/hearing about the Irish having a hard time in New York.

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Just a slightly off topic question, did ww1 or a war of similar scale happen in the Fallen Aces universe?

next oyster
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Possibly...

balmy iron
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hey Trey

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did you have a Merry Christmas ?

ebon imp
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Just curious. IIRC you mentioned something about people joining the army getting into the Golden City. Wouldn't be too surprised hearing about veterans getting denied entry because of their wounds making them look "too ugly or repulsive".

valid shale
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How is the engine change going? / How did it go?

next oyster
balmy iron
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oh right

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😦

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shit

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welp

next oyster
ebon imp
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And those veterans would probably form their own gangs with the possible goal of getting "revenge" on the golden city.

balmy iron
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hope New Year will fair off better for you Trey !

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πŸ€—

ebon imp
ebon imp
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Just saying, chemical weapons are one hell of a weapon.

valid shale
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[doesn't know what to say]

ebon imp
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Man... games am I right?

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Decided to do some reading on the 5 points gang. There were around for some time.

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They dressed normally too.

next oyster
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Yeah the 5 points were around for a bit. The book the movie is based on goes into more detail about all the different gangs, which I'm reading currently. Giving me lots of ideas

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Obv a bit different the Mafia style gangs in the 30s, but it will be cool to kind of blend the two.

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The battle at the end of the movie really happened. It was one the biggest conflicts New York ever had. Over a 1000 gang members fought in the street causing a huge riot. Police tried to stop it but ended up choosing sides and fighting one another. It wasn't till the national guard came in and starting murdering everybody that the riot dissipated.

ebon imp
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holy shit

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that must've been bloodbath

next oyster
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Yeah, nobodies knows the actually body count. Since it was just a bunch of vagrants in the slummy areas.

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One idea I had for a gang was have it be made up of a defunct private police agency that devolved into a large gang. Which realistically, in Umburgh would make sense, and also make sense why they would be powerful.

ebon imp
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That would actually be a cool idea. They'd be geared from the toes up to the teeth with police equipment, making them a difficult encounter.

next oyster
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yup

ebon imp
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Not to mention they would have police training

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So they would be better organized

next oyster
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Real life gangs exist like this in Brazil

balmy iron
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ah yes Brazil

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the bane of all crime in South America

ebon imp
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Plot twist: Umburgh is in Brazil

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And Mike used to be a carnival dancer

mighty folio
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dumburgh

sick sand
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If I shoot a mobster in the dick and he has a boner would that count as a critical hit due to the blood-loss?

next oyster
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Sure

jade quartz
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Because of Trey feeding my jokes, i shall invest in Fallen Aces when it is at full price

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This community has improved my happiness in these short few weeks

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I shall update y'all about my adventures

winged narwhal
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hey is there a demo anywhere???

valid shale
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no

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not yet

winged narwhal
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damn

ebon imp
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How about now? Is the demo out now?

cunning harness
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delayed by a week

ebon imp
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darn

next oyster
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(deep breath)

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So I was talking to Jason about the big bad gang in Episode 2. I was reading the a lot of 19th century New York gangs had really colorful names and some of them started out as volunteer fire departments and devolved in crime syndicates. I thought it would be cool idea if one of Umburgh's private police agencies became corrupt and defunct, devolving into a large criminal gang. They would have the upper hand of having police training, influence and better weaponry and things like shields and body armor. They would be a big thread to Glassjaw's gang.

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Now going with kinda silly sound gang names that sound dumb on first impression but make sense once you understand why they are called that seems to be a common theme with old gangs so here are some I came up with. Lemme know which ones you guys think sounds best.

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The Donut Eaters, The Blue Shirts, The Jack Boots, The Roach Crushers, The Porkchop Boys.

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I like Roach Crushers the best personally, it derives from Victorian London slang where people would call cops beetle crushers, because the cops would crunch bugs under their boots as they walked on patrol, but also could be used as a metaphor that they crush their competition under there powerful boots.

spark rain
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Porkchop Boys has potential. Real potential.

ebon imp
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So I personally think Blue Shirts and Jack boots would work well because it described their "origins" so to speak. As much as I like Donut eaters and porkchop boys I don't think ex cops would refer themselves as that unless they really hated what they were doing.

spark rain
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It sounds like you already have your eyes on Roach Crushers, though, and I can see why. It's a good, memorable name, and "roach" can mean a lot of things.

ebon imp
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Roach Crusher is a good one too. Because it kinda fits their past and present well. A thief? You're vermin and must be crushed. A other gang member? You're vermin and must be crushed.

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Yeah the more I think about it the more I like The Roach Crushers.

next oyster
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Boot go stomp

ebon imp
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What are on a boot'?

spark rain
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For extra fun, instead of having them simply act like a gang, have them firmly believe that they went from being police to being super-police!

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They aren't a gang, they're just... using gang tactics against gangs! Like, really, really well!

shell yacht
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Snake in Boots?

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I mean--

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They're the big bad,posing as the big good

jade quartz
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I'm thinking of leaving this server

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Just wanted to thank you all for putting up with my jokes

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And wish y'all the best of luck

next oyster
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Oh okay. Little sad that you're leaving...

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Within the next couple months we will probably be showing off more stuff.

jade quartz
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I dunno, i'm still thinkin about it honestly

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If i'm still here by tmw i'm stayin for good

next oyster
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Well I will support your decision whatever it is, no need to explain your reasoning. I hope you just enjoyed some of the behind the scenes game discussion.

jade quartz
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You know what. There aren't enough fallen aces puns

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So i'm staying permanently

shell oxide
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Fallen aces is an anagram for Allen's face. It makes you think.

next oyster
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Good you've been promoted JC.

next oyster
ebon imp
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It's also an anagram for "acne fellas"

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We need to solve this puzzle

shell oxide
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The plot thickens

ebon imp
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A new gang perhaps?

shell oxide
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Considering the funky name list above I wouldn't pick it out as fake

jade quartz
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I've been promoted

shell yacht
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scnea alfeln

rich abyss
ashen helm
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@next oyster can we expect a parappa the rappa reference in the final release? BigThink

wanton scarab
jade quartz
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Did you know

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That the Godfather was based on Fallen Aces?

topaz fog
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It’s crazy because another game called ultrakill, which is an obscure little gem, is just like DmC

balmy iron
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Ahem DMC not DmC thank you πŸ™ DmC would imply the shitty, Donte reboot

elfin ice
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No it's more DmC

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It shares the style meter style of DmC

balmy iron
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πŸ˜’ so you mean to say other DMC games didn’t have style meters ? Ya know like the DEFINING aspect of DMC games in general

spare bluff
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Detroit Metal City

raw olive
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They probably meant the actual Style meter itself of DmC, formatting/colours, etc.

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not DmC invented the style meter for the franchise

balmy iron
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OOOOOOOOOOOH

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ok

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yeah sry

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that clears things up

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thanks Tul

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you're always good at understanding folk

elfin ice
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yeah thats what I meant

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they don't add an extra S word each S rank on style

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also it works as an efficency meter

next oyster
toxic stratus
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Nice

upper wharf
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Looks murderific!

jade quartz
tropic widget
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So, what's this game?

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Came to this server for Unfortunate Spacemen so I'm curious.

mighty folio
jade quartz
karmic sequoia
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And before you ask, yes, you can turn back on the colors
But where's the fun of that when it's supposed to be noir

ebon imp
grand flicker
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Fuk sake this filter

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Proper (KP map 1) warehouse vibes here

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Louie, let's finish this game for Christ sakes

paper meteor
karmic sequoia
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OG DooM
But the game takes place somewhere in the 30's - 40's, comic-art style and with Noir settings

grand flicker
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Has a bit of condemned / late 90's immersive sim flavour to it by the looks of it too

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Though it seems to be doing its own thing for the most part

elfin ice
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is a nice game made with a comic book artstyle made by a cool dude

light sphinx
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from what i can tell the game is gonna have some focus on melee combat, am i right?

ebon imp
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It's clearly a dating-sim visual novel with with a comic book aesthetic... right?

elfin ice
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my mistake.

next oyster
mighty folio
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N

next oyster
mighty folio
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The N word man

next oyster
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Mike: I'm gonna say the N word! Nightwave: You can't say the N word!

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Mike: Nightwave!

ebon imp
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At least he doesn't have a giant spotlight showing the letter N in the sky.

next oyster
ebon imp
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na na na na na na na na na nightwave!

light sphinx
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wait dumb question

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is this game gonna have driving

light sphinx
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i’ll take that as a maybe

rare rose
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when does it come out

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or when can i preorder

tough drum
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I believe it is meant to be out in Early Access sometime soon.

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No clear date yet though.

valid shale
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just a demo i think

next oyster
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Demo coming soon TM

upper wharf
dusk trail
next oyster
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You forgot about the TM part

upper wharf
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It'll be ready when it is ready. No rush.

jade quartz
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The demo has to be delayed

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Trey dropped it

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It has fallen

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Fallen Aces

toxic stratus
ebon imp
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I don't have any artistic talent but just pretend Wolverine is Nightwave,

jade quartz
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You are the artistic talent

next oyster
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lol

fresh nest
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I was redirected here for my condemned inquries

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So question: Why do you climb stairs so slowly in Condemned

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No but for real Excited to play the demo

next oyster
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The movement in Condemned is ASSS, you can sprint and jump in aces.

light sphinx
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can i bhop

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hit that mf midair flip with the tommy gun and get 3 dickshots before landing

next oyster
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Dropkick.

light sphinx
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yoooo

next oyster
light sphinx
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holy shit

distant cradle
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Shieeeet

light sphinx
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why is he glowing white at the start of that

cunning harness
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enemy looks like it's stunned. maybe it's a marker for that?

distant cradle
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Maybe from the stun?

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I'm really digging the art style in this coolskel

next oyster
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If you stun enemies, they'll blink for a few moments allowing you to perform a special finisher.

light sphinx
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oh cool

distant cradle
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Sounds rad!

light sphinx
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i like how he breaks the door he got kicked into

next oyster
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Not just doors. Any prop they get kicked into will break, if ya kick em into other guys they fall down too.

light sphinx
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nice!

fresh nest
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That kick looks awesome

light sphinx
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i assume this game’s gonna have a heavy focus on melee combat?

next oyster
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Yeah there are tons of melee weapons to use.

cunning harness
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I'm amazed you pulled this artstyle off so well

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sprites look great

next oyster
cunning harness
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that explosion pog

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there's WEIGHT behind that

light sphinx
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damb

cunning harness
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guy entered the orbit

light sphinx
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is there gonna be a shotgun

light sphinx
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instantly buying

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all games with good shotguns are good games

cunning harness
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haha that smoke effect πŸ‘Œ

light sphinx
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my god that gore explosion

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this was not a game i was expecting to have gibs

next oyster
fresh nest
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What genre is Fallen Aces actually?

mighty folio
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imsim

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i think

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possibly

next oyster
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Action Noir, Part first person brawler, Immsim elements

mighty folio
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yeah that

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also that is good boomstick

next oyster
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On top of all that you got a story and characters that talk to you.

jade quartz
cunning harness
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lookin good

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how far are you in development?

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obvious that there is still work to be done seeing that placeholder texture heh

next oyster
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We actually had to restart development back in September from scratch. So still pretty early in development.

jade quartz
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But they have wood

cunning harness
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owch yea that's gonna slow you down. what about mechanics? like is there still alot of features to be added to the game?

next oyster
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Of course. Most of the stuff in the trailers and footage is only SOME of what we want to do with the game.

cunning harness
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nice

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ofc a few clips dont really tell much but it does look fleshed out

next oyster
next oyster
shell yacht
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Twiced Tea

fresh nest
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Now to shop Monster on it

shell yacht
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Man tripping balls so hard that his finger went in

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It pierced the can

distant cradle
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I went from being more or less unaware of this game to eagerly anticipating it!

cunning harness
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jerry prepare for Fallen Cope

distant cradle
ebon imp
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Also that spinkick. pog

next oyster
ebon imp
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Oh yeah, I remember seeing a clip of Mike throwing a Thompson.

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But I'm guessing it's not going to be the case for all weapons? In the shotgun clip it looked like the board replaced the used shotgun.

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Also, nice twisted tea reference.

next oyster
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No,all weapons can be chucked. Once the weapon breaks or the ammo is spent you can Chuck it or drop it. You can also chuck at any time.

ebon imp
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I see, thanks for clearing it up.

next oyster
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You can Chuck and pick back up on repeat if you want. So if you wanted to throw it at an enemies face or family jewels. That's a viable option.

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If an enemy were to throw a pipe and you dodged out of the way, it's possible they could hit another enemy in the balls by mistake.

ebon imp
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Would that pipe also be a pick up or do they only throw broken items at you?

next oyster
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Pipe guys will throw pipes if you are far away.

ebon imp
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How thoughtful of them.

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Giving me melee weapons when I'm out of reach.

mighty folio
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Hello mister trey do I get to play as N man?

next oyster
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No but he'll help you out during missions in different ways.

ebon imp
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Such as making you a nice lunchbox before you go out on a mission.

next oyster
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Of course. No crust obviously.

tough drum
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Or he chews you out like William Shatner does in TekWars.

next oyster
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Lol

ebon imp
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But the question is: Does he yell at you while driving when you missed the Tram to the mission area?

next oyster
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"All you had to do is follow the damn train Mike!"

ebon imp
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Now is not a good time to tell Nightwave I forgot my backpack at the hideout

next oyster
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When you forget your lunch money on your first mission.

light sphinx
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damn

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something about that gameplay above tells me this game isn’t gonna have a lot of non-lethal takedowns lol

next oyster
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Not true. There are tons of non lethal options. Punching for example is non lethal

light sphinx
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sick

next oyster
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Certain weapons will be non lethal. Like the blackjack and guitar. There will be non lethal firearms and explosives as well.

sonic furnace
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i'd love to be put to bed like that

light sphinx
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the official boomer drink

next oyster
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If I had access to a computer I would

ebon imp
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Trey, we talked about this.

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No more computers.

next oyster
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Were creating aces with potatoes. That's why development is taking so long.

light sphinx
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where can i donate so the team can have more potatoes?

spark rain
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unfortunately, this also means that the hardware budget and food budget are one and the same

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it's cheaper to eat the hardware when you're done with it

ebon imp
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Hopefully the potato harvest of 2021 will have better yield.

next oyster
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Boil em' Mash em' stick em in a stew.

light sphinx
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perform some heavy math and you end up cooking your dinner

next oyster
ebon imp
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Is Jase active on discord? I've only seen Jason making an appearance. Although it's somewhat rare.

next oyster
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He's not in public discord much.

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He's not as braggadocios and vain as I am lol.

ebon imp
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I see.

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Send my compliments to him.

karmic sequoia
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Jason is underrated

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Give him praise

next oyster
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But it's all him. I just write the story and make the grafucks

paper meteor
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Le casual ping @ jason

next oyster
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@brazen locust they like your shit Jase.

karmic sequoia
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You are good, man

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Both of you

light sphinx
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the game looks really good so far

karmic sequoia
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Love how the game looks so far

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Keep it up

ebon imp
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Wait Jase and Jason is the same person?

karmic sequoia
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Yes

ebon imp
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I'm dumb

mossy maple
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legit first time I heard of this game and I looked at the stuff. reminds me of manhunt. looks promising

next oyster
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Nice!

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Lots of new faces. Fallen Aces.

ebon imp
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Poor man works so hard I thought he was two different people.

karmic sequoia
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Fallen Aces

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F Aces

next oyster
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I would feel very rude and shitty if I were toting the game as just mine. I don't know how to program, like at all.

karmic sequoia
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Faces

balmy iron
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the game is Trey's

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and only Trey's

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what an absolute madlad

light sphinx
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trey made this game in 2 months

paper meteor
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This game is Dillon's, and Trey is just his noir alter ego

fresh nest
mossy maple
cunning harness
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Plausible

jade quartz
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It's mine now

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I've taken it

light sphinx
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give it back

jade quartz
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No

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Trey has to first pick up the fallen aces

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My back hurts

elfin ice
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In the line of duty I may have to use force

jade quartz
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Well I use wood

brazen locust
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FA wouldn’t be half as cool without Trey’s wacky art and design

jade quartz
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and wouldn't be as authentic without wood

grand flicker
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Wouldn't be half as cool without KP crates, obviously

upbeat kestrel
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There’s two devs right

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Jason and Trey

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?

ebon imp
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I believe so.

upbeat kestrel
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Then it’s almost like you two make the entirety of Fallen Aces or something

fresh nest
next oyster
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What's dis?

upbeat kestrel
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Dusk level

balmy iron
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DUSK 2: Electric Cultaloo

jade quartz
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Honest Daves

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It says it right there

mighty gulch
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oh no

plush estuary
#

ooh, perhaps some interesting environment interaction in that levelmalicioushappy

grand flicker
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you don't fuck with the Dave, man

visual lintel
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I have an odd gut feeling that Dave isn't such an honest guy

cunning harness
#

Dave wouldnt listen to such slanderous accusations

red sedge
#

you know what would be cool?

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If we

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If we put up a contest to see who makes their best Ace

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in the contest you can make your own ace

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that would be cool

jade quartz
#

Dave is a chill guy

next oyster
next oyster
#

Idk, he's Dave...

jade quartz
#

How are you, Trey?

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Doin ok?

next oyster
#

Not really, but thanks for askin. πŸ˜‰

distant cradle
#

Here's a snek, Trey. I hope it guards you well Snek

light sphinx
#

:< hope everything's going well

next oyster
#

Did you guys hear about Michael Keaton being cast as Nightwave?

light sphinx
#

i ddi not

next oyster
#

totally

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for sure for sure for sure

light sphinx
#

if michael cant make it i can voice him

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i have a lot of experience from doing really shit duke nukem impressions with my friends

next oyster
#

"It's time to boobs, and I'm all out of bewbs."

upbeat kestrel
next oyster
#

Also true

shell yacht
red sedge
#

Yes we shall pic the cast for the entire Fallen Aces movie

next oyster
#

Go for it

red sedge
#

except I'm bad at casting uhhhhhhhhh

paper meteor
#

Keanu Reeves to play Nightwave. I think he could pull off the voice

red sedge
#

Scarlett Johansson as Scarlett lmao

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I mean

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they even look the same

ebon imp
#

Bruce Willis as Mike? Just give him a wig.

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Or we get ConAir Nicolas Cage but with shorter hair.

next oyster
#

I always saw Willis as Mike. in fact in early versions he used to look like him a lot more.

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Now he's just 5th element version

red sedge
#

All the characters I know are Nightwave, Mike and Scarlett

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lol

ebon imp
#

There is also Glassjaw and Delia that I know of

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Maybe even guitar man if he does make a reappearance.

red sedge
next oyster
#

There's only one man to play guitar man

wooden finch
next oyster
#

So anybody new to this discord. Lemme explain. The A.C.E.S. were a privately financed anti crime provention unit and flashy alternative to police formed to help combat crime and serve and protect Old Umburgh's citizens from it's skyrocketing crime rate. That said there are still a few more aces to go, so if people do have general ideas for an aces member. Shoot ur shot.

paper meteor
#

Wait like on g?

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πŸ‘€

next oyster
#

Shoot ur shot

cunning geyser
#

So what you are saying is that fallen aces is a hero shooter?

paper meteor
#

Give me six~ hours to sleep and then I'll do an ostentatious amount of research on the current A.C.E.S lineup so I can make a neat submission that doesn't step on toes

red sedge
#

So the backstory behind my Ace is that he likes beans.

light sphinx
#

he's the strongest one

red sedge
#

When he became an Ace

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he got so obsessed with bean he killeed alot of people

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leading to the downfall of the Aces

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he regrets it

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now he lives in the slums of lower umburgh

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waiting for redemption

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yay

wooden finch
#

"so what, you mean we're some kinda fallen aces or something?"

next oyster
#

I mean who doesn't like beans?

red sedge
#

I was suggesting I break into your house Trey, in order to make my Ace cannon.

next oyster
#

😬

mossy maple
paper meteor
#

Since unless there are aces I'm missing that got showcased before october, I think I got them all and my initial idea doesn't need much changing

ebon imp
#

So I have an idea I just came up with and I'm just gonna throw out there: The Rat Whisperer. In the Ace's prime he used to be a telecommunications guy who did alot of espionage and intel collecting. After the fall of the Aces he was forced to live on the streets. After some time of living on the streets and in the sewers he started to tame rats, figuring out he could use them to spread information to other Aces by attaching messages on them as opposed to radio which he no longer possesses. He also uses the sewers as his own personal highway where he listens in on conversations via the drains to gather intel.

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Might be a bit clichΓ©, just throwing the idea out there.

next oyster
#

Lol I had a similar idea for a guy that used radio waves to control roaches but got rid of it

ebon imp
#

That would have given the Roach Crushers some more street cred.

next oyster
#

The full cast of aces so far is Nightwave,Iron Bull, Scarlet Whisper, Skypiercer, Witchazel, Dr.Tomorrow, Blitz the Kid, Captain Spade and Wildcard

paper meteor
#

Alright if my concept gets verbose I'll just make a doc link lol

light sphinx
#

who do we play

visual valve
#

What about a fallen ace who's main ability is being a raging alcoholic

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The twist? The way he fell is that he got sober and got his life together

ebon imp
#

A truly tragic story.

visual valve
#

I mean all the aces have to do is fall from their former glory right?

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So what if this dudes power really was sourced from him being a maniac when he fought drunk

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And you can choose to try to get him to drink booze again to help you or whatever but doing so would destroy his life

light sphinx
#

demoman

next oyster
#

Lol

light sphinx
#

just add scout tf2

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no changes

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you’ll get sued by valve but it’ll be worth it

cunning geyser
#

Or just ask permission from gaben and call it cross promotion

paper meteor
#

They'd allow that

light sphinx
#

what’s up chucklenuts? gets shot in the dick

cunning geyser
#

Yeah, they are pretty relaxed with fan made stuff

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Black Mesa is the best example

next oyster
#

Blitz the kid is basically scout

red sedge
#

the rat catcher

upbeat kestrel
#

Are any of them Australian

next oyster
#

The guitar salesman is. Not an ace tho

jade quartz
#

can I be an ace please

pure lark
#

i'll consider it

jade quartz
#

oh not as a role

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i just wanna be called an ace

pure lark
#

that's what i meant

jade quartz
#

do you need my resume?

pure lark
#

i need your ace academy diploma

jade quartz
#

this is the only document I have

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it notes all my achievements

jade quartz
#

does that mean i'm hired?

cunning geyser
#

Two time back to back world champion of the runescape clan cup 2010-2011 here. Hire me. πŸ’©

jade quartz
#

ye but i got a lot of aliases

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so I'm pretty much suited to be an ace

paper meteor
#

Aight so prepare yourself for this one Trey, I'm tossing my hat in the ring for an A.C.E.S concept.

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Name: The Magician
In the Prime: The Magician was skilled at deception and misdirection, but his true talent was with disguises and false identities. He often inserted himself into the middle of criminal operations as a double agent and reported back to the A.C.E.S with loads of confidential information. He enjoyed anonymity, so very little was actually known about him.
After the Fall: The Magician was never seen nor heard from again, however he was always around. He still enjoys infiltrating wicked organizations and dropping off an anonymous report for the police to act on, all while dressing up in millions of personas, from lowly bruisers, to well dressed crime lords, or even some old lady on the street.

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I put some thought into this one, hence why it's so concise

ebon imp
#

lol, I had a similar idea that literally kept me awake at night. I was gonna call him Dr Decoy or Mr Mirror and his thing would be "steal" people's identity by wearing a mask of their face which he would keep under his trench-coat. He was an infiltrator who did espionage & assassinations and could change the pitch of his voice to sound like anyone when you were talking on the phone/radio, which was useful to lure out his victims to fake meetings.

He would normally be equipped with a silenced pistol but due to his disguises it could sometimes be difficult to hide. But that's okay because he had an ace up his sleeve, and a sharp one at that as he had a custom crafted playing card that was sharp as a razor which he uses to slit the throat of his enemies. He would always hide his real face under his large hat, so no one knows what he looks like.

paper meteor
#

Hey that's a good one lemme just yoink it rq

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I kid lol

ebon imp
#

lol I realize it sounds kinda similar

paper meteor
#

I mean yeah some similarities, but I think they're pretty distinct as well

ebon imp
#

I was literally up at 5am thinking if I should just write it down in chat so I could get sleep and blame trey for it BigThink

paper meteor
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LOL

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As an amateur writer and Dungeon Master, it's best to put your ideas to the page first, and revise later if needed

ebon imp
#

Yours is better though, not gonna lie. It makes more sense in the Fallen Aces universe.

paper meteor
#

I wouldn't say that, as I was just trying to make a supporting informant sort of character

ebon imp
#

Yeah been thinking of keeping an "idea" notebook next to my bed because I always come up with ideas when it's time to sleep

paper meteor
#

Yours is kinda like a well informed rogue, since they actually get their hands dirty

ebon imp
#

I was thinking of Decoy Octopus from MGS1, and was wondering why he wasn't developed as a character more so I made up my own character similar to him and realized it sort of fits to Fallen Aces.

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I need to replay that game, it's so good.

next oyster
#

These are great! Sorry I got distracted by uh..."other events"

paper meteor
#

No no you're fine, I'm just happy you read mine

cunning geyser
#

Are those 'other events' inspiring some new Fallen Aces content?

next oyster
#

Oof no. I'd rather not think about it.

paper meteor
#

Well I'd be tickled pink if you added in my idea, even if you changed everything until there was nothing left but the name

#

Is my excitement over the game a little too obvious? :P

light sphinx
#

i just want the game

#

looks fun as fuck already

paper meteor
#

I mean that too, but the best things are worth waiting for

distant cradle
#

I just found out about it a week ago and I'm already excited about following its development

next oyster
#

You could say the best things have yet to come

jade quartz
#

Trey, do you think new aces can be created, even in this channel?

next oyster
#

Like in the context of the games plot or like new aces to use as ideas?

jade quartz
#

Idk i was tryin to quote otacon but it failed

distant cradle
#

In retrospect, I see it now

ebon imp
#

An Otacon quote? What is a metal gear solid reference doing here?

next oyster
#

METAL...GEAR?!

ebon imp
#

Sounds solid

red sedge
#

Metal Screw Solid

#

no

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Metal Bean Solid

#

yes

next oyster
vernal prairie
#

hey pop. what's cooking.

next oyster
vernal prairie
#

Maybe it's just me, but has Fallen Aces have its own poster or potential cover art yet?

next oyster
distant cradle
#

Future DLC ideas ^

next oyster
iron mauve
#

Dost thou have any gameplay videos or a planned demo for fallen aces?

next oyster
#

Both.

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Whatcha wanna see?

mighty folio
#

planned demo

ebon imp
#

πŸ‘οΈ πŸ‘„ πŸ‘οΈ
πŸ‘‰ πŸ‘ˆ

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Watcha got?

next oyster
#

I got lots of small gameplay clips. Demo coming... eventually.

mighty folio
#

dont you mean

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soon ?

#

why is it so small

ebon imp
#

cuz it's next to text

mighty folio
#

ok redo

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dont you mean

light sphinx
#

alternatively

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SOONℒ️

ebon imp
#

soon ❔

next oyster
#

yeah

iron mauve
#

I want to see both lol

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where are these "small gameplay clips", and what time on which day does the demo release.

next oyster
#

Sorry. Fell asleep.

mighty folio
#

fallen treyces

mighty folio
#

aw man i already saw both of these

iron mauve
#

me too, what a shame

jade quartz
distant cradle
#

It's my first time seeing 'em. Definitely put my interest even higher!

next oyster
#

πŸ‘€

jade quartz
#

I'm staying away

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Gonna buy it blind

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It's cause Trey got me a twix

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So I must repay him

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Trey giving JC Denton a twix (1942, colorized)

next oyster
#

Lol

mighty folio
#

bold artistic choice with the orange squares @next oyster

elfin ice
#

yeah man the orange squares

next oyster
#

hammers

latent rock
#

Bonk

light sphinx
#

wait this game’s gonna have dual wielding???

#

yoooooo!!!

next oyster
#

Mayyyybbeee. Def not in Ep1

distant cradle
#

I'm digging the claw hammer. I shall name it Morp

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Also, stupid question, but do you do the artwork for the game, Trey?

next oyster
#

Yeah

distant cradle
#

Oh nice! πŸ™‚

next oyster
karmic sequoia
#

What was your inspiration to draw, Trey?

distant cradle
#

Rotoscoping, eh? That makes it even more neat!

next oyster
distant cradle
#

I dig the smear animations for motion

karmic sequoia
#

No body moment

next oyster
#

Mike is just an arm.

distant cradle
#

Dear lord

upper wharf
#

He's armed and dangerous.

jade quartz
#

Now use a spoon

upbeat kestrel
fringe ridge
#

Bonk

red sedge
# next oyster

Swinging? Thats for noobs, we chads b o n k our enemies.

vernal prairie
# next oyster Mike is just an arm.

If we ever get a third person mod for the game [or just tweaking the source code/console commands whatever]
it'll just be arms. Floating arms.

#

What if... We're just headless all along?

solid rain
#

if there would be multiplayer, but though that seems rare to happen

iron mauve
#

Can we pick up WOOD and fight with it?

opal sage
#

If we ever get a third person mod for the game, Mike will be one of Hatsu's floating camera people

jade quartz
upbeat kestrel
#

Co-Op multiplayer leon

mighty folio
light sphinx
#

read this in duke nukem’s voice

valid cedar
#

EA release when?

valid shale
#

demo first

valid cedar
#

when was the est for it?

#

last time i checked this chat was when the game was announced

cunning geyser
#

When it's ready ℒ️

ebon imp
#

They are porting the game to another engine so that might be why we don't have a demo.

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Although I'm unsure whether or not we would have a demo by now anyways.

iron mauve
#

what engine are they porting it to?

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(and from what too)

ebon imp
#

I think they are porting it to Unity from Game maker.

next oyster
#

Yeah, it's been a big effort. When we got picked up by NB we had the demo halfway done, but we had to push it way back because we had to restart everything from scratch by switching to Unity on NB's request (which is good in the long run) The intial build we showed off in the trailer took about 2 and half years to create, so it'll take some time to recreate what we made.

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It's not gonna take 2 and half years this time around tho...

light sphinx
#

hopefully yall have some more help this time around

fleet otter
mighty folio
#

The answer is yes

fleet otter
#

Trey you absolute madman

mighty folio
#

im sorry, you dont know what duke nukem sounds like?

fleet otter
#

Nope

#

I heard forever was shit though

mighty folio
#

You have never heard duke nukem before?

#

How

fleet otter
#

I've heard ir before

#

But that was from Civvie saying how terrible Duke Nukem: Forever was

mighty folio
#

never met anyone who doesnt know duke nukem before

fleet otter
#

I'm a Y O U N G S T E R

hardy gyro
#

I'm reminded of an old video by Sandy Ravage (dude on YouTube who used to play modern FPSes) where he went into an online game with a Duke soundboard. No one realized what the voice was, but everyone did think it sounded cool.

next oyster
#

Sadness

visual valve
#

I've never played a duke game, I don't plan to, but I have absolutely heard of the Duke

light sphinx
#

i just wish we had a good modern duke game

#

since i personally find most actually old games like duke 3d to be clunky

jade quartz
#

We need some ziti over here

velvet steppe
#

i already suggested this in the gloomwood chat but add banana peels

#

these would work like the ice spells in dark messiah

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-QkMaCS7CU also make the main character reference this song when they pull them out

I've always enjoyed the Hoosiers' take on this zany Chris Yacich-Lorraine Milne number but found this Brit version with vocalist George Elrick (who also does some spot-on mimicry of Jimmy Durante here) very worthy of an ear-bend:

I LIKE BANANAS (BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO BONES)

Standing by the fruit store on the corner,
Once I heard a customer...

β–Ά Play video
next oyster
velvet steppe
#

WAIT

#

GOTY

next oyster
wheat needle
#

The trash was already taken out. You can clearly see the trashcan sitting by the stairs before Mike starts littering. 0/10 bad game

cunning harness
#

this man's spitting fax

light sphinx
#

preorder cancelled

jade quartz
next oyster
#

dont think I've ever had baked ziti

#

wait, yes I have

distant cradle
#

How'd it come out?

jade quartz
#

now make it into a healing item

#

it is necessary

next oyster
#

If ya get the reference.

bronze basin
#

I do and it made me happy.

jade quartz
next oyster
#

just me n the boys

ebon imp
#

He kinda looks like a cartoon version of Jason Statham.

next oyster
#

More gang lore

cunning geyser
#

So which family is on the picture?

next oyster
#

Those are the Glass Harp Boys

ebon imp
#

Glass you say hmm2

cunning geyser
#

Looking Glass Bois

next oyster
#

Crime family's are lame.

#

Chad street gangs.

ebon imp
#

Why wear expensive attire when you can have silly hats

shell yacht
#

damn londoners

next oyster
#

As Nightwave puts it. "You can serve the head of a snake, but the venom left inside will spill out and posion the rest of the city and currupt anything it touches. Things only got worse after the crime families were gone, not better. "

ebon imp
#

Ye-.. yeah... but at least top hats became fashionable again!

cunning geyser
#

you are in the wrong neighbourhood for wood clans

devout scarab
#

Alright that joke aside, just watched the trailer and this looks extremely dynamic and stylish. I might put it on my wish list actually.

devout scarab
#

Alright how can I argue.

#

When i get the rat role i'll post an image to prove i did it.

red sedge
#

Can we do mexican standoffs in this game?
I will take the game off my wishlist and cancel Trey if I cannot do a mexican standoff.

mighty folio
#

you heard him

cunning geyser
#

Took me half a year to get rat role, good luck

next oyster
#

Hmm. Like I guess if you created a very specific situation where there were two enemies I suppose you could.

cunning geyser
#

'few hours of activity' is a lie

mighty folio
#

took me like 2 months to get champion

red sedge
#

If the enemy shoots first then you die instantly

devout scarab
#

eh, i can just dm if it really really matters.

cunning geyser
#

Just make sure to let your 100k twitter followers know you wishlisted the game

#

Next level marketing strats

devout scarab
#

Nah. the fact it's a new blood game is enough of a marketing strat.

cunning geyser
#

Nobody knows who New Blood is...

red sedge
#

nononono

#

to market Fallen Aces

#

you need Scarlett on every frame of the promotional material

#

Then they will buy the game

next oyster
#

Lol nobody knows what Fallen Aces is.

#

Nbs hidden game

red sedge
#

You need to hack into the most popular news channel and put on the Fallen Aces trailer.

cunning geyser
#

Yeah, if they know new blood, they still dont know fallen aces....

devout scarab
#

Just wait for civvie to get his hands on a demo and it should all work out

mighty folio
#

Nbs hidden game is the car game they got in the works

red sedge
cunning geyser
#

It's like a secret area hidden inside a secret area.

ebon imp
#

Forgot about the car game, any more info besides the screenshot?

next oyster
#

You could say it's the speakeasy of games

mighty folio
devout scarab
#

introducing the new blood car game iceberg.

mighty folio
#

Also lazer type

devout scarab
#

anyways we're drifting inta general territory abit

#

INTA

#

INTO

cunning geyser
#

That looks like the duke nukem forever monster truck section

next oyster
#

I like da grafix

jade quartz
#

I like da ziti

ebon imp
#

I had to look up what a 'ziti' is.

#

Now I'm hungry.

next oyster
#

We got muffins.

devout scarab
#

cool

next oyster
#

Blueberry

ebon imp
#

The best kind of muffin

next oyster
#

Agreed

jade quartz
#

Bruh i just do random stuff

raw olive
#

also fallen aces lookin good Trey 'n Co.

#

Second best NB game. πŸ‘

jade quartz
#

facesassamoto πŸ™πŸͺ΅

iron mauve
#

Wodd

cunning harness
#

you guys could just check #ranks

#

tells you more than wondering about why I'm no rat etc.

cunning geyser
#

that doesnt really explain anything in there

#

what does 'activity' mean?

ebon imp
#

Just write in chat

#

The more you write the faster you get ranks

cunning harness
#

it means go bait somewhere else

cunning geyser
#

I only post high quality comments πŸ™‚

next oyster
#

Wait their are ranks?

#

I wanna be a walrus

cunning geyser
#

Basically those time estimates only apply to spammers

cunning harness
#

you just salty that you never have anything to say kekw

ebon imp
#

Just go to #gami_gand ask for someone called Suits.

#

Or say that MGSV is a good MGS game and you got me busy with you for the next 5 hours.

cunning harness
#

oh good

#

I cant be arsed to talk about mgsv anymore. good that you are

ebon imp
#

I feel like I've said what there is to say about that game, but I don't mind repeating myself.

#

A lot of people thought MGS4 was bad but I liked it. They took the series to the wrong direction for sure and there were waaaay too many cut scenes but all in all I had fun in the game.

cunning geyser
#

My hottest gaming opinions are that epic is saving the gaming industry and accessibility options would make games like dark souls better.

#

But I don't feel like getting murdered in #gami_g

ebon imp
#

Before I derail #fallen-aces even further. I was looking at Jason's twitter for the first time and noticed that the game used to be called Fallen Angels. May I ask what prompted the name change?

#

Just curious.

cunning geyser
#

To avoid trademark issues and have better search engine results.

#

But that's just a guess

odd tusk
#

should've gone with Fallen Asses

odd tusk
plush estuary
next oyster
ebon imp
#

Makes sense.

mighty folio
#

How much lewd fan art do you think we're gonna get from fallen asses? What about fanfics?

shell oxide
#

Dunno. You'd better start now, just in case.

next oyster
#

Nobody's made any fan art yet

#

Makes me sad

#

I'm trying to build pre-demo horniness as much as I can. I'm only one man.

ebon imp
#

Best I could do was the fallen asses edit. I lack any real artistic talent.

#

And as Noel said, you make better art than any of us could.

#

my bad, fixed

red sedge
red sedge
#

in a week

#

I dont feel like it rn

#

Oh ait I already did

#

I made my own Fallen Ace

#

but like whatever

#

Ill draw nightwave

cunning geyser
#

Are there even any female gangstas in the game?

cunning harness
#

not for you :)

cunning geyser
#

That's probably the main reason there is no fanart

mighty folio
#

there is no fanart because nobody has played the game yet

grand flicker
#

nobodys made any fanart yet

#

😒

#

ill have to do a proper piece at some point

next oyster
#

Female gangsters? Possibly

#

Female aces? Yes

ebon imp
#

iron man

mighty folio
#

iron male

valid shale
#

Fe male

#

pretty sure that's what he meant, pretty clever

bold jacinth
#

thats the biggest brain thing ive seen all week

devout scarab
#

sounds just like how i imagined him to.

grand flicker
#

Exactly

#

I love it

next oyster
#

Sounds like Fred Flintstone

last crow
#

danny devito al capone movie when

tough marsh
devout scarab
#

their computer is braille clearly.

next oyster
#

I love Tom Hardy lol

mighty folio
#

hey @next oyster i'm sure you've been asked this before but what engine did Fallen Aces run on before you had to convert it to unity?

next oyster
#

Game Maker studio 2

mighty folio
#

ah alright. thanks for answering!

next oyster
paper meteor
#

That sound effect is excellent!

elfin ice
#

Why did I just realize I support fallen aces with my name being ace

#

Does this mean I will fall in the next 5 seconds

light sphinx
#

one of many

elfin ice
#

I have not fallen yet

red sedge
#

Oh yeah I was gonna make art for the game!

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forgot jab

shell oxide
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The pan looks (and sounds) like a nice addition to the cast. I'm guessing a pan only run would take a lot of skillet.

next oyster
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lol skillet

balmy iron
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Let's see if FA can beat MFP's use of a frying pan

elfin ice
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update: I have fallen

light sphinx
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the aces when they fall (idk never played)

mighty folio
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i never heard about this game

cunning geyser
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Now you have!

brave fog
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this game would be better if it released

karmic sequoia
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But it's still in development

brave fog
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yes i know

cunning harness
paper meteor
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The best things in life are worth waiting for

mighty folio
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Like gloomwood 😎

next oyster
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Naw I cancelled it

mighty folio
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wtf

raw olive
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Sad

next oyster
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Falling Fallen Aces

upbeat kestrel
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NO Aces

distant cradle
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No Ace, only Mace

light sphinx
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give us the betas

odd tusk
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Fallen Aces is down

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Fallen Angels when

patent raptor
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no aces

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only beans

mighty folio
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Fallen beans

grand flicker
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works on contingency?
no, fallen aces down!

last crow
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i really don't understand this meme

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like who is this guy

wooden finch
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drake

south cedar
last crow
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why would something like that blow up though

south cedar
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It funnee

last crow
south cedar
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I think it's moderately funny

raw olive
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He's a maniac alright

raw olive
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Yes I do

next oyster
light sphinx
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yeah ok buddy just wait till i do a trash-only run

distant cradle
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Aw yiss

shell oxide
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Chandeliers exist to be dropped on enemies. The lighting is just a way to justify the deathtrap in homes.

next oyster
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lol

upper wharf
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Glitchless any% karate-chop only run when?

next oyster
red sedge
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hand pog

mighty gulch
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hand

light sphinx
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hand

green kelp
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please let there be the option to crack your knuckles before pummeling a bunch of goons

red sedge
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I really do hope there will be some over the top weapons in this game that still fit the time period.

light sphinx
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throw your gun

green kelp
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Y E E T

light sphinx
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this bitch empty

opal sage
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Fallen Aces more like Fall on your face and get laughed at hahaha

ebon imp
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Brass knuckles

cunning harness
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whatever you wanted, trey's got it

red sedge
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wot is that?

next oyster
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Over the top weapons

red sedge
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no wot is tha

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grendade

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grandade lol

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wot is that grenade?

ebon imp
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makeshift stun rod maybe?

cunning geyser
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shockgrenade1.png

next oyster
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πŸ‘€

cunning geyser
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Does it electrocute the whole map?

next oyster
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Sure

ebon imp
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The pistol looks very nice. I assume the larger barrel is an integrated silencer?

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Judging by the file name that would be my guess at least.

sick sand
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How many forms of CBT can I inflict on my enemies?

karmic sequoia
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Normal suppressed pistol: screws a separate suppressor on the barrel of a suitable pistol
This game's suppressed pistol: We don't do that here

red sedge
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I want an achievement in this game where if you punch a goons nut 69 times you earn the achievement: Nut Cracker.

mighty folio
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no porn is bad

valid shale
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mind the lack of comma

mighty folio
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mind the, comma

light sphinx
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with the whole idea of using the pieces of the world around you, i imagine the guns you find will be low on ammo, maybe even a mag at most, kinda like hotline miami

civic escarp
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or condemned, where a gun was the "delete" button and you got very few

shell oxide
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That nade looks like it's gonna do something that the laws of physics disapproves of

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Crazy science bomb

civic escarp
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looks like a bouncing betty with extra stuff, looks pretty plausible to me

jade quartz
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Looks as good as my ma's ziti

mighty folio
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Just saw the trailer for this game the other day and it looks fucking awesome

next oyster
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Thank ya

fresh nest
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I can't think of a single game that won't be made better by knuckle cracking

light sphinx
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make sure you reload your fists