ultrakill

[verbal creek]

WRONG! FIVE THOUSAND COBBLESTONE

[warped garden]

wait before you go is there a way to make a hole in the cube?

[random coral]

Would you reprise that sentence

[untold gazelle]

Hmmm shouldn't YOU be asleep too

[uncut dove]

uhhh subdivide and remove a face maybe i dunno.

[void ember]

scientists reveal the reprise

[hardy lily]

Seen your tf2 clips and yeah you are I can’t even tell what the hell happened

[glossy bane]

[void ember]

mayb..

[cedar siren]

I finally did Sisyphus without death

[void ember]

in a second,,,

[uncut dove]

What does that word mean

[untold gazelle]

Eeeepppppppppp

[uncut dove]

everyone go to sleep now or else

[void ember]

atp its easier to just make 6 rectangles

[verbal creek]

No

[cedar siren]

Why are you Blue

[potent quiver]

It's 7 am for me though

[hardy lily]

Why is piccolo green

[uncut dove]

goodnight

[patent sierra]

"and then he fucking toss 4 coins and a fucking railgun get in that coins..well....my head still hurts."

[potent quiver]

Good night!

[glossy bane]

[low horizon]

its 12 PM bro fym sleep

[cedar siren]

because he can be placed there

[warped garden]

it's 2pm and I still have like 5 hours of work

[rose dew]

last 3 words you can get rid of

[uncut dove]

sleep time

[void ember]

you can't really tag a whole cube accordingly with wall and floor tags

[signal patio]

I got it before midnight so my organs remain intact for now

[warped garden]

yes but that sucks ass
there's gotta be a simpler way

[verbal creek]

Midnight for me btw 😔

[uncut dove]

ok do that first and then sleep maybe

[signal patio]

👀

[restive gyro]

just beat minos prime with only the green variant weapons
it was pretty fun

[sturdy epoch]

woah yall saw that

[verbal creek]

👀

[warped garden]

nooo I wanna probuild today

[patent sierra]

done

[restive gyro]

the railgun corkscrew fucked me up though

[void ember]

wait til you get to texturing

[uncut dove]

ok do that and then sleep

[void ember]

fffinneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,,,,,

ok

[hardy lily]

Ok tired bye

[uncut dove]

everyone sleep if they want to i guess

[tight plank]

Ughh fuuuckkkkk why the fuck am I surprise to look at GTA 6 on TV AGAGRRRRGGHHHH FUCK MY GODDAMN BRAIN IS INFECTED WITH FUCKING BRAINROT

[verbal creek]

Nope I will not be sleeping tonight even though it’s midnight

[keen veldt]

screw isnt even that bad imo
like its ez heals and damage over time just dont punch it off early

[toxic halo]

maneesh on the beat? shebang! all of my ops? they dead. why do they gas me up? where does it go? my head?

[verbal creek]

I am just built different trust

[glossy bane]

[verbal creek]

Built incorrectly I think

[void ember]

a beat to kill even 2slimey

[tight plank]

didn't have the balls to shit on that game because again FUCK MY BRAINROTTED SELF

[restive gyro]

i'm addicted to the ping caused by parries and other tech so this is impossible

[signal patio]

My hotel room hot as hellll

[low horizon]

hotel room service

[uncut dove]

8

[keen veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/table-mess-lmao-laugh-gif-5126644939264248578

[lean echo]

I like screwdriver. It's a life saver

[signal patio]

675309

[uncut dove]

yeah

[rose dew]

ironic cuz the iceman was a nice man now i'm cold

[warped garden]

do you want to sleep?

[sand finch]

guys question here, how much encore levels does exist in the game?

[signal patio]

2

[potent quiver]

bluh bluh bluh i'm refractionlight

[sand finch]

thank you

[restive gyro]

me too
i like bouncing the cork screw between enemies because dopamine

[teal pecan]

FINALLY OH MY FUCKING GOD

[lean echo]

I hate bouncing it

[patent sierra]

"and the chats..go fucking dead."

[potent quiver]

-3

[untold gazelle]

Goodnight plertians!!!!!!

[low horizon]

activate dvd windows bro

[teal pecan]

one of my many mods

[signal patio]

=6

[patent sierra]

"and the chats..go fucking alive."

[restive gyro]

why tho

[low horizon]

ts uk memes is so dry bruh

[shut snow]

https://tenor.com/view/iceman-drake-iceman-drake-meme-ai-gif-9817930932875501165

[lean echo]

Don't wanna stack hard dmg, keep at ultrakill style bonus to live on cg

[low horizon]

stop posting

[patent sierra]

"tsk btw tho tht s pmo" that "ts uk" remenbered me that meme

[signal patio]

I think we only have like 5 memes in total

[lean echo]

The goal is to be able to heal as much as possible

[shut snow]

@toxic halo @exotic snow let's play tovether

[low horizon]

all* uk memes is not even funny its just corny

[void osprey]

I got my message automodded but i genuinely have 0 clue what the hell was wrong with it

[signal patio]

Did you say the L word

[low horizon]

is it contain the L word?

[void osprey]

Did they ban it recently?

[teal pecan]

yeah why is that automodded 😭

[signal patio]

You can blame screw for that

[low horizon]

because ts chat keep spamming it

[rose dew]

very good reason

[teal pecan]

i see

[toxic halo]

when

[rose dew]

it was in every message

[void osprey]

can we all live action roleplay as fat chud seals

[rose dew]

like every 3 words even

[teal pecan]

bro im reply farming i just got 3 replies

[random token]

chud angel angle

[cedar siren]

what is the L word is it live action

[restive gyro]

ah fair enough

[teal pecan]

rhymes with farp

[signal patio]

Good morning screaming diamond

[shut snow]

rn if ts guy is gonna play @exotic snow

[toxic halo]

Im going to the gym

[shut snow]

bum

[keen veldt]

play ultrakill instead

[split berry]

What’s wrong with that word😭

[livid junco]

all my homies dislike P ranking 8-3

[warped garden]

polyshape is nice :D

[exotic snow]

rn?

[shut snow]

ye

[teal pecan]

get better smh

[low horizon]

its spammed

[split berry]

Oh

[exotic snow]

i got one game left in me

or two maybe

but sure

[shut snow]

@toxic halo

[livid junco]

well I got slightly more style than you

[shut snow]

what's ur id

[teal pecan]

well i was on brutal

[split berry]

Makes since actually

[toxic halo]

fine ig gym can wait

[potent quiver]

IIIIIIIT'SSSS OOOOOOOUUUUTTTT

[zenith halo]

Anyone else get 2x power ups by the 8-3 blood tree?

[livid junco]

ah apologies my brother

[exotic snow]

wheree do i see that

[signal patio]

Local chud chooses Ultrakill over physical fitness

[shut snow]

your name in the lobby

[vapid zephyr]

hey do yall know any cool techs w the alt core eject i js switched!

[shut snow]

upper left

[teal pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-parry-stray-funny-gif-18145234240681468024

[exotic snow]

firey

[low horizon]

it was really bad, marriages have ended, cities burned to the ground, it was horrible

[shut snow]

cant find you

[signal patio]

Them banning the L word was my personal 9/11

[shut snow]

search abood6747

[warped garden]

I can feel the aura

[zenith halo]

L word?

[exotic snow]

theres three accounts

do i add the pc

one

[low horizon]

live action roleplay

[shut snow]

console one

ps5

[zenith halo]

ah

[exotic snow]

okay i did it

[signal patio]

Why don’t we just say this instead of the L word now

[exotic snow]

my movement is chopped as fuck

[low horizon]

ts dead

[shut snow]

it's ok lol

[signal patio]

I’m going to bring it back

[low horizon]

and lets KEEP it dead

[signal patio]

The mods will have to shoot me dead to stop me from saying live action roleplay

[low horizon]

nobody joind

[shut snow]

@toxic halo when i get axle let's run triple axle

wtf is this queue time

[signal patio]

They will

[toxic halo]

I need to get her too

[fast arch]

Have a wounderful day everyone

[shut snow]

she doesnt seem that op

hi neon

[low horizon]

ya too

[toxic halo]

hi neon

[shut snow]

@toxic halo hotdrop?

actually it's wildcard

[rose dew]

ey neon

[toxic halo]

bro

https://x.com/kentin1217/status/2055866768628068459?s=20

😭 😭 😭

[fast arch]

Hii

[shut snow]

PRO FIREY

drop us

[mellow sorrel]

fart

[fast arch]

Hope today the teacher isn't sick or i would had wake up for nothing

[rose dew]

@exotic snow would you rather go 7-7-1 or 3-1-10

[rose dew]

has el teach been sick for a bit or smth

[fast arch]

Yesterday she was sick so no class

[rose dew]

well i hope teach isn't sick today

[fast arch]

Me too

[fast arch]

She refuses to get back to bed

[pure rapids]

Lazy

[fast arch]

Yeah <3

[rose dew]

why sleep with no bed bro

[fast arch]

She is awake

[rose dew]

oh

[twin talon]

tio whyd you get downgraded to doc bru

[fast arch]

She wakes up for beg for food even tho i don't have time to feed her at this time of the morning cause time is little

[bold flame]

What is up guys

[twin talon]

also why is 80 degress at 9 pm

[rose dew]

long story short champ free trial is over

[rose dew]

how much time?

[shut snow]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[exotic snow]

im running on autopilot

[toxic halo]

3 kills 8 assists analyse this bullshit

1.3K DMG

WALLAHI

[shut snow]

assist and it's jist tickling the enemy

stop stealing my kills son...

[toxic halo]

fuck you mean ⁉️

[fast arch]

1 hour for breakfast at home another for travelling over there

[exotic snow]

chopped matchmaking times

[shut snow]

it's 7 am

[toxic halo]

yo maybe playing at 10 in the morning is bad for matchmaking idk

[shut snow]

let's queue l8r

just this game tho

[twin talon]

how did you even get the free trial to begin with
mfs just got it left n right last year

[rose dew]

i know a guy

[shut snow]

this time let's ACTUALLY hotdrop

[rose dew]

what y'all runnin

[exotic snow]

apex

gotta put on music to lock in

[rose dew]

i would clown on y'all for playin apex but i'm runnin siege

[vale shadow]

thank you so much

[loud gorge]

hi

[viscid tinsel]

huh

[rose dew]

yeesh

[rose dew]

wsg carlitos

[viscid tinsel]

Wsg
I'm doing good rn
I ate a kfc burger just now

[pine glen]

accidentally just punched and shot a coin at the same time

[vale shadow]

and it worked?

[pine glen]

on a schism, yeah

[vale shadow]

tech possibilities🤤

[fresh breach]

hello i’m not your neighbor

[vale shadow]

thats not my neighbor

[uncut dove]

i love 8-3

#1 level maybe

so many things.....

[pure rapids]

Why would dan do this

[pine glen]

eviltdm

[warped garden]

holy shit I understand now

[bitter trellis]

Criss Angel Mindfreak

[warped garden]

it's edges I need to abuse
thank you, random russian 10min guide

[bitter trellis]

neighbor

[keen cloak]

are you deadass going to edge camp in 2026 cybergrind

[halcyon tendon]

Hakita pls let me parry shockwaves

[keen cloak]

that is like 2023 strategy

[shut snow]

ffffffffff

[exotic snow]

this is fuckd up

[vale shadow]

save me toxic fujoshi
toxic fujoshi
omg a toxic fujoshi
please toxic fujoshi
-gabriel ultrakill

[toxic halo]

cage gangbang cage gangbang cage gangbang

[shut snow]

atp let's run triple gibby

[shut snow]

is there just no players in queue

[low horizon]

Ts doesn't make any sense 😭 😭 ✌️

[warped garden]

what
no I'm talking about probuilder

[halcyon tendon]

Why cant i parry responsibilities

[keen cloak]

oh

[shut snow]

@toxic halo

[keen cloak]

yeah i have no idea then

[warped garden]

nobody gives a fuck about shitass cybergrind

[exotic snow]

im not in game

pretty sure i ran out of ram

[halcyon tendon]

Ram out of ran

[shut snow]

fire

[shut snow]

do you wanna play or not

[exotic snow]

uhh hold on

send a request

[pure rapids]

Prometheus

[exotic snow]

ill see if i can get one more game

[potent quiver]

Were you not going to bed

[exotic snow]

okay nvm im literally being called right noww

[shut snow]

bye

[vale shadow]

idk what i was doing without ce jack all this time

[halcyon tendon]

Prime

[toxic halo]

Im gonna go too

[pure rapids]

Prime I want to eat your heart out

[keen cloak]

projectile boosting

the superior tech

[coarse flame]

Yo heaven is piercing me bro look at what I found while scrolling 😭🙏🥀😔

[halcyon tendon]

I think the next prime soul is optimus prime

[coarse flame]

I see it's still the very low cool down timer

[coarse flame]

Heaven, Peirce her/him

[halcyon tendon]

Optimus Prime is gonna be the Fraud prime soul

[last osprey]

ultrakill fans new joke challenge
(failed)

[coarse flame]

Sure Buddy keep dreaming 🫩✌🏻

[halcyon tendon]

Cause hes a fraud

[halcyon tendon]

Is V1 Virgil and V2 dante?

[coarse flame]

Where did everyone go?

[random token]

gabriel is vergil

[flint sandal]

what was the thought process

[coarse flame]

Uhm idk

[gray geode]

guys im doing 1-E and took 10 minutes for the floorless room. does it get any worse than this

[keen cloak]

i dont think there is any corelation other than red and blue

[coarse flame]

Probably idk

[halcyon tendon]

Uhh read the divine comedy

[loud gorge]

yes

[maiden path]

Actually they didnt even have robots back then

[loud gorge]

you'll hate 2-E bruh

[keen cloak]

oh divine comedy virgil and dante
no idea didnt read it i dont think they are

[gray geode]

how does it

[random token]

gabriel is based on vergil but thats pretty much it
but thats neither v1 or v2

[keen cloak]

yeah

[loud gorge]

evil ass hideo kojimass room

[halcyon tendon]

Ultrakill's hell is based off the divine comedy, the layers, minos are from that hell

[flint sandal]

i dont think either the divine comedy nor dmc version of dante and vi(e)rgil is similar to v1 and v2

[last osprey]

dante dmc is dante limbus company and also v2

[coarse flame]

There's everyone how y'all doing

[maiden path]

Ultrakill's hell is based off of taking apart an H&K FCG actually

[halcyon tendon]

There is

[eager pebble]

67

[coarse flame]

It's actually based of Dante's inferno

[last osprey]

yeah the divine comedy

[maiden path]

drake laptop gif

[loud gorge]

ultrakill's hell is based off of a childhood memory hakiter had once

[halcyon tendon]

Heckler&Fraud <<<<<< SIG Sauer

[trim vessel]

P-3 will actually be number prime and you will have to fight 100 prime numbers

[eager pebble]

The divine comedy isn't funny

[maiden path]

both are german which makes them bad

[last osprey]

[coarse flame]

what is a prime number? 65?

[loud gorge]

it's called a comedy because it has a happy ending

[last osprey]

if it had a bad ending would it be the divine tragedy

[random token]

Skruggz.

[last osprey]

[coarse flame]

Ok

[random token]

[coarse flame]

so odd numbers

[tiny shard]

is 67 a prime number

so wait...

67 prime

oh my god

ive figured it out

[last osprey]

[random token]

just like twins heh.

[last osprey]

[random token]

🙄

[coarse flame]

Am I crakc on

[last osprey]

lemme make some oomfgem

[last osprey]

arce is problematic oomf media for bullying oomfgem mimikyu

[eager pebble]

Am I oomfgem

[random token]

arce has always been problematic media

[flint sandal]

words in an arrangement at this point

[rose dew]

buzzword buzzword buzzword

[last osprey]

arce is chudmax oomfarmer

[eager pebble]

Rat message

[last osprey]

sub 5 oomfmaxxer gets mogged by true oomfgem

[eager pebble]

Me

[verbal fern]

None of these words were present in the making of the bible

[rose dew]

@exotic snow son 🥹

[autumn meadow]

Forceban skruggz

[noble anvil]

.forceban skruggz

[random token]

kills you

[tiny shard]

zggurks nabecorf.

[last osprey]

see if u were oomf you wouldn’t ban me 😢

[eager pebble]

Play cs2

[last osprey]

[untold gazelle]

Man what is this

[fickle hearth]

sonion

[last osprey]

oomfslop

[exotic snow]

youll be plat by the end of the season trust me

[fickle hearth]

oh yeah im the new guy in town

[untold gazelle]

This sucks

[last osprey]

😢

[autumn meadow]

☹️

[placid furnace]

The Reddit is insane again

[regal lion]

I just took care of a little orange cat

[last osprey]

i’m sorry arce you’re an oomfgem too

[regal lion]

And find it a new owner

[autumn meadow]

[noble anvil]

DON'T TRUST ARCE I KNOW WHAT HE IS

[random token]

arce just dmed me that he hates u and wants u dead

[eager pebble]

Was it a fat cat

[regal lion]

The little cat has a new home now

Hooray

[rose dew]

wsg son

[regal lion]

Orange kitten

[oblique harness]

woohoo! woohoo! woohoo!

[random token]

hallo

[last osprey]

all oomfs must be treated equal

[eager pebble]

Aw

[untold gazelle]

A lot of words aren't

Because they weren't invented yet

[maiden path]

folk

[random token]

some oomfs are more equal than others

[exotic snow]

oomfgem vs oomfgem results in oomfdirt

[regal lion]

Am i... oomf?

[tiny shard]

one of my FOES.

[noble anvil]

ARCE IS NOT OOMF DON'T LET HIM DECEIVE YOU

[last osprey]

oomf farm

[eager pebble]

I'm oomfslop

[tiny shard]

one of my Folks

[autumn meadow]

One week timeout

[verbal fern]

How else would I bully my favorite angel

[rose dew]

@exotic snow balright

[noble anvil]

SEE THEY DON'T WANT US TO KNOW THE TRUTH

[verbal fern]

I wanna be able to pet him in the middle of fighting him just as a little bit of extra disrespect

[flint sandal]

why is he even here go back to heaven bro

[oblique harness]

when do the amen breaks come in this is taking a while

[lusty gale]

I'm so confused on how to do the coin thing ppl do to V2, I got told how to earlier but I still don't get it, I was told I hit it with the knuckleblaster when it does the yellow flash thing, but how do I hit it?? It's too high ;-;

[random token]

excuse me sir

[exotic snow]

ranked 2.0 at work

[loud gorge]

it's the calm loop

[oblique harness]

i see!

[untold gazelle]

You punch the coin

That's it

[eager pebble]

Just hit the coin and keep hitting it until v2 dies

[last osprey]

lemme blow dust off my old 1-4 run

[eager pebble]

Ok gramps

[lusty gale]

Like I tried hitting it but it doesn't do anything?? ;-; I really suck at this kinda thing so I'm so confused 😭

[regal lion]

Blue arm not red arm

[untold gazelle]

Hey @olive!

... @olive?

[rose dew]

this gold 5 is shit

[eager pebble]

He's with tung now

[lusty gale]

Oh?? I was told it was the red arm

[maiden path]

sinister

[regal lion]

Whoever told you that is a moron

[untold gazelle]

This is so sad gamers

[lusty gale]

;-; Maybe they was just confused

[eager pebble]

Portal 2 ref

[tame scarab]

realizing 2014 is only 3 months away

[hazy thorn]

does olive have competition??

[last osprey]

i’m retired 😮‍💨

[eager pebble]

@olive

[tame scarab]

👎

[last osprey]

now i work for nasa heh

[hazy thorn]

Olive you should check this out!!
oh, right..

[untold gazelle]

Something very pretty about this

[eager pebble]

Did they die in the sun afterwards

[last osprey]

now they have an orbit around eve

[vale shadow]

today was the first time i saw the mirror reaper in cg
i was caught in utter horror
it was still wave 36

[eager pebble]

Do they go back home

[last osprey]

check this one out

[last osprey]

it’s a satellite

[hazy thorn]

is that spaceengine

[rose dew]

@tiny shard you'll be 6 in three months son 🥹 ✌️

[vital shard]

blood powered satellites watching all the shit go down before dying alone

blood powered satellites would def be like the terminals of surface earth

[untold gazelle]

Our planet is so beautiful

Let's pollute it

[last osprey]

kerbel space program

[eager pebble]

Satellites have feelings too

[fast arch]

Terrible choice

[last osprey]

worst case scenario it loses velocity and falls into atmosphere

[untold gazelle]

It's the average billionaire pilled brain

[hazy thorn]

space hits different after watching project hail mary

[last osprey]

unfortunately minmus is ugly as hell

[fast arch]

They are all dumb and selfish

[eager pebble]

I think that's bad

[regal lion]

We gotta destroy Venus

[hazy thorn]

Just get rid of Co2 in general

[tiny shard]

https://tenor.com/view/kemusan-dog-dance-dog-cute-gif-16743190042763074118

[untold gazelle]

Damn 34M? Dead channel

[fast arch]

Since the moldy cheese incident he is nothing but a loser

[last osprey]

we should remove all the nitrogen in the atmosphere

[noble anvil]

34 views for such a channel.....

[untold gazelle]

The what now

[noble anvil]

but he started the third impact

[loud gorge]

i love ksp

[hazy thorn]

I think theyre talking about the Lunchly drama

[digital hinge]

no way that's the sound you hear when you enter the weezer room

[untold gazelle]

Right

[fast arch]

Lunchly one of his products to compete against lunchables turns out to be a big failure due to lunchly having moldy cheese (a cause due to the poor conservation

[eager pebble]

Play helldivers 2

[untold gazelle]

Crazy

[hazy thorn]

Thats generally around the time when the general public turned on MrBeast, alongside everything that happened with Chris+the dipshit ex-employee who made that one video on MrBeast

[rose dew]

i like my cheese drippy bruh

[eager pebble]

I like cheese drippy bruh

[digital hinge]

mr beast's rep shattered like a mr beast feastables bar

[rose dew]

#ultrakill message

[eager pebble]

Let's all share shareslop

[maiden path]

carbon

[eager pebble]

#ultrakill message

I wonder what's skibidi toilet doing now

[untold gazelle]

Btw tio hru

[exotic snow]

no new episodes because of the drama

[hollow berry]

boo
did i scare you guys

[hazy thorn]

its in a limbo state right now
the corporation that the og creator sold the ip to sieged control of the series and forced the creator to take a backseat as director, alongside using some of the clauses in the contract to keep the creator quiet so he couldnt speak out against them

[languid star]

Drama? It's literally a contract not drama

[exotic snow]

drama in the big age of 2026 is flexible

[gusty coral]

hachimi

[hazy thorn]

okay but there were like 50000 11 year olds screaming "WE CAN FIGHT INVIZ!" "BRING BACK BOOM!" "WE CAN STILL WIN!", id say thats drama

[random token]

Bwaa

[hollow berry]

drama can be just banter taken the wrong way i hate it here i wanna become like a hermit or sumn and never interact w society ever again

[eager pebble]

So that's why it doesn't say dafuq boom anymore it just says skibidi

[hazy thorn]

exactly

[eager pebble]

Oh ok

It's so skibidover

[hollow berry]

im sorgy

[rose dew]

tuff as usual son

[gusty coral]

ouu javlar tio why are you pink

[untold gazelle]

Did you finish your exam big T

[hollow berry]

never knew bonito could mean tuff spanish is so fascinating

[random token]

It was very scary😢

[rose dew]

source?

[hollow berry]

im sorgy ill put a warning next time

[eager pebble]

Would you live at the climax of the final war or skibidi toilet

[hollow berry]

its a JOKE i was taking a JAB at you and your PINK name

[gentle gazelle]

boo

[eager pebble]

Excuse me? Sir?

[hazy flame]

yo skruggz

[vale shadow]

my fav way of killing a virtue

[random token]

It’s okay I forgive you.

[hazy flame]

ryxe rat!!!!@!@

[rose dew]

a jab?

[gentle gazelle]

There must be someone you've confused me for

[rose dew]

@jab yo

[eager pebble]

@mindflayermspaint yo

[rose dew]

@exotic snow 8 and 3 as tuff as can be

[hazy flame]

listening to elevator music rn lwk this tuff asg

[untold gazelle]

Still no mook, so sad

[fast arch]

Tio he always checks this chat you don't even need the ping for

[eager pebble]

Hey bartender can I get an angel shot

[hollow berry]

i am evil ryxe i like boys kissing

[rose dew]

what can i get for you

[vale shadow]

why is teio pink isnt he purple

[eager pebble]

The guy in the blue shirt

[gusty coral]

hachimi hachimi

[rose dew]

yeah he will but idc

[fast arch]

Not a joke james you are cook

[rose dew]

where does darth maul get his shoes

[cloud flame]

oh hey

[rose dew]

wait i messed it up

[untold gazelle]

Local furry found mauled in an alley

[hollow berry]

ultracooks #ultracooks-👨‍🍳🍳

[cloud flame]

this is the first time where my room has been at a decently average temperature

[eager pebble]

I'm not on that level of screen time yet sorry

[cloud flame]

uk is such a tsundere ass country like wdym it averages like around 20 and then spikes to like 31 for no reason for an entire week

[fast arch]

Nooooo

[eager pebble]

You could say it's room temperature

[cloud flame]

thats funny asf imo

especially because ion have any air conditioning in this room

[split berry]

Should I draw my dog as Benjamin🥹

[hollow berry]

rookie numbers

[dry steppe]

mahjong

[untold gazelle]

Goddamn what the fuck

[hollow berry]

Zoey. I'm a changed person. I like boys now

[dry steppe]

you gonna detransition too

[cloud flame]

so i uh

kinda just gotta deal with it

🔥

[gusty coral]

wow thats cold !

[hollow berry]

fuck youre right

[cloud flame]

hopefully my poor little laptop survives

[cloud flame]

HELLO

[hollow berry]

ok i went through a detransitionator i now like sports and my favoutite car is the Porche 911 GT3 RS

[rough walrus]

HELLO

[untold gazelle]

Hi vi

[cloud flame]

HIII

[shy locust]

Criminally close

[scenic shard]

Can you say that

[hollow berry]

who is this person why are you so excited

[fast arch]

I cannot wait for the acrylic markers i need to draw big ideas living rent free in my head

[shy locust]

Let’s find out

[rough walrus]

Helo (me dont know yo sory)

[rough walrus]

HIIII

[cloud flame]

its big v

my goat

[shy locust]

Holy shit 15s cooldown

[scenic shard]

The V

[hollow berry]

make them pay rent then monetize yo mind

[untold gazelle]

Neither do I but I like greeting people

[dry steppe]

mahjong

[cloud flame]

hru!!!

[rough walrus]

HELLO‼️

[fast arch]

I can't they are like my creative children

[untold gazelle]

HI

[crystal crescent]

Mahjank

[vale shadow]

guys how do i save the stuff i make in sandbox

[rough walrus]

Me eepy and dying in this heat‼️
But goob kinda
How yo‼️

[hollow berry]

what? you never heard of parents making their children pay rent?
-# lucky you...

[cloud flame]

im doing aight

my room is actually at a decent temperature for now

dont believe thats gonna last for long though

[fast arch]

That's not okay they need to save for find their own independence or they won't be able to live alone

[loud gorge]

i think being in fraud would be horrible

[cloud flame]

by midday itd probs be back to being decently warm

[rough walrus]

Just gotta make it to next week trust‼️

[hollow berry]

true! becomes a multibillionaire CEO and finds an attractive Y/N only to whom i show my soft side to

[rose dew]

@exotic snow @plucky cove

[cloud flame]

true

maybe i should invest in a fan setup

[fast arch]

No i mean i don't pay rent yet everytime we struggle the little money i can offer is always available in case they need.

[cloud flame]

ill get tons of fans

[hollow berry]

youre such a dilligent child neon i aspire to be you :steamhappy:

[cloud flame]

theres also the secondary tactic of moving to any place with air conditioning

[rose dew]

making your children pay rent is highkey evil unless they're pushing 40 and still in your casa

[fast arch]

:D i even make surprise gifts to cheer them up

[hollow berry]

dont you think youre a bit to old to be dreaming of becoming an idol

[random coral]

PEAKGOATS IM ON THE VERGE OF DEAD

HELP

[fast arch]

DON'T DIE

[toxic quiver]

guys how can i download ultrakill in mobile

[hollow berry]

what the fuck are you saying screw

[cloud flame]

aka

any country outside of the uk

dont they have like

[rough walrus]

I will save yo, tell me wassup

[cloud flame]

that goofy ass setup in hong kong

[random coral]

I CANR BREATHE

[cedar jewel]

You go to the app store and download

[hollow berry]

you should
drink water

[rose dew]

yo you good?

[cloud flame]

you dont

[rough walrus]

🏥

[turbid raptor]

just shut up bro

[toxic quiver]

they dont have it

[hollow berry]

hakita said no mobile

[fast arch]

Why?!?

[toxic quiver]

i thought you can download it from some mod here

[cedar jewel]

You are a rude indivdual

[random coral]

WHOS.IDEA.WHASMDIS

[toxic quiver]

[rough walrus]

What happened to screw

[turbid raptor]

its as shrimple as that 🍤

[hollow berry]

i fucking HATE YOU!! bl blast

[fast arch]

He can't breath D":

[autumn meadow]

Hospital rn if you actually feel thar

[untold gazelle]

You probably shouldn't talk about the mobile port it breaks the server rules

[random coral]

ROMAJRME

[toxic quiver]

ohhhh

[cedar jewel]

Hell yeah twin

[fast arch]

GO TO THE HOSPITAL

[turbid raptor]

hell yeah twin

[toxic quiver]

thanks i guess?

[autumn meadow]

Listen to neon!!!

[hollow berry]

there is no easter bunny there is no tooth fairy and there is no mobile port

[vale shadow]

take this!

[hollow berry]

thanks arceh

[toxic halo]

I just did three times

[rose dew]

Is screw okay?

[trim pewter]

Muh luh muh in my ultrakill channel

[turbid raptor]

im leaving forever goodbye ultralings

[trim pewter]

Apparently the other term is not allowed (don't test it)

[hollow berry]

@scenic shard we need to fight to the death now

[fast arch]

I know how is choking out of not being able to breath it's painful as fuck one was an accident the other a response of my sistem attempting to breath desperate sometimes can leave a person 2 to 3 days unable to speak if it severe so screw better call emergencies

[rose dew]

good bro get your omori shi OUT 😂✌️

[untold gazelle]

Is screw ok? I'm a bit worried

[lean echo]

The first thing I see was this

I hate you

[hollow berry]

this is the most arpful comic i have ever seen

[fast arch]

I hope so

[hollow berry]

youre welcome 😊

[trim pewter]

Shoot I can't make fun of omocat by calling them that one country that sucks a lot

[untold gazelle]

I mean if they're actually chocking why would they type on discord

[fast arch]

Not sure

[hollow berry]

no country sucks!!

[lean echo]

I am now gonna search up enakaito wait for me (joke

[hollow berry]

i fucking hate you sleep with one eye open tonight

[regal lion]

you go to JAIl if you do

[trim pewter]

But theres one specific one that I was gonna use as a point of comparison

[lean echo]

OK.

[hollow berry]

no country should be used as a negative point of comparison

[regal lion]

no country for old men

[rough walrus]

Get the car, we need to save screw

[regal lion]

Shut up

SHUT UP

SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

[hollow berry]

augh what the this isnt screw

[trim pewter]

Fine fine fine

[fast arch]

LET'S GO STEP ON THE ACCELERATOR WE GOTTA SAVE HIM!!!

[rough walrus]

Straight to 🏥

[pastel ocean]

god damn the son

[lean echo]

WAIT I AM STILL HANGING OVER THE WINDOW

[hollow berry]

reading from left to right and then right to left feels really weird never do that shit again

[lean echo]

NOT MY BALLS

[trim pewter]

Sun or son

[lean echo]

Flesh SONopticon

[fast arch]

🚑

[hollow berry]

KRANKENWAGEN KRANKENWAGEN

[rough walrus]

Weeeewooooweeeewoooo‼️

[trim pewter]

😭

[hollow berry]

how are you two so pure and joyous i envy you both

[lean echo]

The power of mizuena, I assume

[lament igloo]

testicular torsion!!!

[rose dew]

i hope screw is okay

[hollow berry]

invest in akitoya stocks NOW!!!!

[lean echo]

HAAAAAAAA HOOO AHHHH HOHOHOHOHO AAAAAAHHH HAHHAAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAH

[cloud flame]

yeah same

im just not really sure why he was on here of all places though

[scenic shard]

What happened??

[lean echo]

Plummeting as we speak

[fast arch]

Weeeoooweeeoooweooo

[rose dew]

and not like 911

[hollow berry]

screw fucking DIED

[rose dew]

or whatever number

[rough walrus]

I am the ambulance‼️

[fast arch]

DON'T SAY THAT WE STILL CAN SAVE HIS LIFE

[scenic shard]

??????

What the fuck??

[lean echo]

The power of friendship

[potent quiver]

????

[fast arch]

DOCTOR DOCTOR HE IS GONNA BE OKAY RIGHT???

[rough walrus]

Weeewooooweewoo‼️

[soft ruin]

Where's the creature of steel

[lean echo]

I ate it

[scenic shard]

Not now son

[hollow berry]

Amber Lance? HSR Reference????

[soft ruin]

[lean echo]

She dies next chapter

[fast arch]

Racoon hunter tomorrow

[rough walrus]

What ref⁉️
Does she go weewooweewoo?!

[hollow berry]

SHE DOES!!!!!!

[fast arch]

I can confirm

[rough walrus]

What the hel‼️

[lean echo]

Quickly! Turn her into an ambulace now!

[hollow berry]

i lob when aber lanc go wi wu wi wu it make me happi

[rose dew]

idk hija

[bitter trellis]

hi

[fast arch]

We can only afford trash cans 🥀

[hollow berry]

yum

[noble anvil]

wtf happened

[scenic shard]

Shinkulair

[rocky kayak]

yo, i want to get a world record, theoretically, what level has the most potential for a skip to be found

[hollow berry]

hsr got me into drawing i would like doodle 500 billion trashcans in class

[cloud flame]

a lot of them are pretty optimised already, not really much need to find a new skip you usually just have to learn the current ones

[fast arch]

We need trash can Via

[lean echo]

Holy shit he has friends now

[scenic shard]

Fraud because it's new good luck tho lol

[rocky kayak]

but then they have already been done before, and i cant do anything to break the current world record

[fast arch]

She has a lot of friends (revive akivili)

[cloud flame]

not necessarily

wrs are still broken even if its been done before

[potent quiver]

Genuenly what is the context behind this

[scenic shard]

WR's are broken every few months

[hollow berry]

yeah current fg any% WR is still very much breakable

[lean echo]

Hot take, HSR charas should stay dead if they were dead smile

[hollow berry]

firefly

[scenic shard]

Last full game WR was broken a few days ago

[fast arch]

Buff clara we miss svarog at home

[hollow berry]

oh right bladie

[lean echo]

Not a real Kamen Rider, next

[cloud flame]

0-1 got a wr a few months back

0-2 wr was broken a few days ago

[hollow berry]

ratio aint got shit on clara shes the original fua queen

[cloud flame]

0-4 was broken like 2 weeks ago

[untold gazelle]

5.3 seconds is actually wild

[hollow berry]

1-4 was broken a few days ago too i think

[cloud flame]

0-5 was broken a few days ago

[fast arch]

Fr- im an old main clara she is E4 currently

[cloud flame]

1-3 was broken back in april

[potent quiver]

What did Hakita mean by this

[hollow berry]

oh yeah CG death% is literally 00:00.001 seconds you literally cant go further

[cloud flame]

2-1 was broken half a month ago

[rose dew]

who said what

[cloud flame]

2-2 was broken last month

[hollow berry]

I STILL MAIN THE WOMAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND KAFKA

[cloud flame]

3-1 was broken a month ago

3-2 was broken a week ago

[pine glen]

im finally building up courage to P-rank p-1 🥹

[rocky kayak]

what level would i have the highest chance of beating

[fast arch]

OFC BECAUSE KAFKA IS STILL OP

[rocky kayak]

i did it on brutal

[low horizon]

when is 2-S wr

[untold gazelle]

0-1 speedrun

[hollow berry]

not in this meta tho tvt her team barely has any supports just debuffers n stuff

[fleet trout]

who can i use the death star on

[bitter trellis]

go go go u can do it!!!

[low horizon]

anything

[fast arch]

I need svarog sp he deserves it

[hollow berry]

brobro i got the wr for 1-S and no one can beat me ever
https://youtu.be/Yr2PRREByYs
https://youtu.be/m4KQH9lLhU8

[toxic halo]

made a scammer believe I am a mongol who has done a masters degree in mongol history at the age of 38

[viscid tinsel]

Chicken

[warped garden]

hakiter was that husk

[noble anvil]

@cloud flame hop on starting the third impact

[random token]

Can I help

[vale shadow]

waow

[hollow berry]

me too me too

[fast arch]

Im gonna pull for yao guang cause i skip her since i wasn't at the game for a while

[noble anvil]

sure

[bitter trellis]

oh cool ultrakidle time

[rose dew]

people talkin shit but when the shit hit the fan
everything i'm not made me everything i am

[hollow berry]

believe it or not i still dont have BS for some reason ITS KILLING ME

[vale shadow]

imagine someone gets the wr
but theyre a 🏴‍☠️
:(

[cloud flame]

TRUE

[noble anvil]

whos gonna be MP evas

[vale shadow]

multiplayer evas?

[noble anvil]

mass produced

[vale shadow]

oh

[pine glen]

where do i go to enter the first flesh door faster in p-1?

[fast arch]

I don't have the herta 🥀

[vagrant palm]

I use Mac OS btw

[bitter trellis]

Ow

[mild forum]

ultrakill

hello smiley

[bitter trellis]

first one was kinda on me because i guessed too quickly without thinking about it

[bitter trellis]

hello Zeeland, Netherlands

[mild forum]

No.

all quiet on the channel front

[nova breach]

good morning smiley

[bitter trellis]

good afternoon

[mild forum]

I'm feeling evil today so I'm going to call you soney

[regal lion]

Dont say that

[mild forum]

Thank you: I-It's not like I need your help! hmph!

[noble anvil]

whatever floats your boat ig

[mild forum]

I have a boat made out of carpet

[scenic shard]

"I'm killing myself bro"
WEAK aura. Makes some people uncomfortable. You wont do it anyway. Establishes you as the beta of the pack.
"I'm fucking killing you bro"
STRONG aura. Makes people comfortable in your presence knowing you are powerful. Shows you are willing to take action. Establishes you as the alpha of the pack

[noble anvil]

I'm fucking killing you bro

[mild forum]

I dominate people by stealing their ice creams

[nova breach]

❗ ‼️ ⚠️ 🐺 Aura detected 🐺 ⚠️ ‼️ ❗

[bitter trellis]

Aura monsters in the chat

[fleet trout]

how the hell do i get enough style in 6-1
i cant get anything above A

[scenic shard]

The lion heeds no mind to the dog's barks

[mild forum]

chud bot

[hollow temple]

Hi chat

[fleet trout]

hi

[mild forum]

hello

[bitter trellis]

yoo marz!!!

[mild forum]

I feel so statisfied customizing my windows 10

[noble anvil]

Marzuku there's chubby ladies under there

[hollow temple]

Wish you all a good day

[rose dew]

you too son

[hollow temple]

UNDER WHERE

????

[noble anvil]

😂

[regal lion]

haah you said underwear

[mild forum]

haha underwear

[scenic shard]

Say penis

[fleet trout]

bro fell for it 🙏

[rose dew]

say wallahi

[noble anvil]

wallahis left: 3

[mild forum]

egg toast love making teto and miku chubbies

[rose dew]

yo big zuku whats with the x

[rose dew]

shiiiiii

[bitter trellis]

you too mate

[mild forum]

6663629

[gentle wave]

8-3 encore(when it exists) on brutal

[untold gazelle]

Chubby women are the best

[mild forum]

I like women

[gentle wave]

indeed

[bitter trellis]

whoa i didn't know this chat was #based

[mild forum]

ehh i'm not really into chubby woman. Flat women are the best though

[rose dew]

me too son

like short women

[gentle wave]

which is better in your opinions guys, layer 8 OST or layer 7 OST?

[rose dew]

layer 8 by a crack

[mild forum]

I like both short and tall women

[gentle wave]

agreed

[mild forum]

I'd like to say layer eighth but Danse Macabre exist, so I'd say it's a strict tie

[bitter trellis]

layer 8

[vale shadow]

based af

[regal lion]

ultrakill music is shit

[mild forum]

based

[ember timber]

I agree

[mild forum]

why are we even playing Ultrakill

[gentle wave]

i can respect that opinion

[vale shadow]

if theres an old zealand why is there no new zea- holy shit

[ember timber]

You seriously think anyone in this server actually plays the games

[gentle wave]

i do

[nova breach]

Dumbass do you want to get smited

[mild forum]

shh

[languid star]

@keen veldt rule 8

[gentle wave]

your name reminds me of a specific snail

[gentle wave]

oh god

[mild forum]

well his pfp looks like fandom AM

[nova breach]

indeed

[bitter trellis]

oh it is fandom AM i thought that mf was a plague doctor 😭

[rose dew]

i had a taller gf and did not like ts

[mild forum]

pass the controller dude

[vale shadow]

??
blunder

[nova breach]

All my pfps are either ihnmaims or warthunder

[mild forum]

my pfp is an album.

[languid star]

Tio revealed to be a fraud?

[rose dew]

its either i'm happy or stuck

[vale shadow]

ihnmaims

[rose dew]

and i'd rather be happy

[rose dew]

?

[nova breach]

Yes??

[rose dew]

random kid

[austere light]

That's a tough one

[gentle wave]

my pfp is of john ace combat 7

[vale shadow]

what does that mean

[mild forum]

I thought ihnmaims have something to do with "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared" at first

[nova breach]

Short for I have no mouth but I must scream

[mild forum]

"make like a pomni" 😭

[vale shadow]

oh
my pfp has always been the same

[rose dew]

son

what is ts 😭

[ember timber]

Ooouuu shiii

[mild forum]

excuse me sir

[bitter trellis]

smiley

[nova breach]

I shall revert to my original profile

[mild forum]

soney

[vale shadow]

sony

[lost kindle]

i made hyperdetalized v1 in fucking roblox

[mild forum]

I will remain using this peak profile forever

[mild forum]

where is this image from

[rose dew]

how do you always find a way to send the worst images ever hijo

[languid star]

Wouldn't you like to know, DORK!

[slate shadow]

Hello, neighbour

[mild forum]

There is no Aegeus Prime
There is no Gabriel Prime
There is no Odysseus Prime

[languid star]

Mi hijo 😭

[ember timber]

He said "hello, neighbour"

[languid star]

Agnes Prime

[warped garden]

hm
does knife tool exist for ultrakill's unity version?

[noble anvil]

you gotta have the worst fyp oat where do you even find these

[noble anvil]

Capiche

[languid star]

@keen veldt nsfw

[bitter trellis]

we built this city
we built this city on rock and roll

[languid star]

We built this fyp
We built this fyp on slop and gore

This is a joke I don't watch gore it just rhymes with roll

[jovial valley]

I knew you were like this Lar, they called me crazy. Que miedo yo me void👀👀👀

[young heron]

Hmm

[vale shadow]

guys can you launch a core hitscan and hit an enemy with the jack at the same time?(ce jack)

[toxic halo]

new york I love you but you gotta stay inside your homes

[languid star]

これはどういう意味ですか Kobe Bryant?

[keen wind]

@languid star, please keep all discussions in English.

[bitter trellis]

i think so?

[vale shadow]

tech🤤

[languid star]

Only one way to find out

[languid star]

The fog?

[jovial valley]

The core blows before you can hit it due to. Being point blank in front of the enemy

[soft prawn]

God damn the Mirror Reaper

[spring geyser]

Cybergrind needs to be fixed a little i guess, 3 radiant powers and mirror reaper didnt left a spot from me

[bitter trellis]

what does your name even mean
churbot
that sounds fucking stupid
chudbot

[rose dew]

W churbot 🥹

[scarlet spire]

Hii

[neon yacht]

and why is it's avatar wild woody from wild woody? did they even play the game? warp warp warp sahur

[nimble sentinel]

fun fact, u can pull my strat just as easily with 1 coin :)

[scarlet spire]

WIIIILD woody

[austere light]

Why do you have so MANY

[sterile badge]

CHURBОT

[keen wind]

@sterile badge, please keep all discussions in English.

[keen veldt]

why don't you make like ultrakill's god and disappear

[ornate lichen]

oh my god bro i told my mom i was going to santa cruze tmrw and she asked if i needed money, i said no and she still transferred 250 into my acc 🥹

[keen veldt]

"my steak is too buttery"

[sterile badge]

Silly do you do ultraidle

[scarlet spire]

Wrong channel fuuckkk

[keen veldt]

ultrakidle or is that a new thing

[ornate lichen]

@keen veldt im not complaining sawg

holy aura loss to whoever said scatter

[neon yacht]

why dont you make like a Goose and find work

[scarlet spire]

I forgot idle games existed

[sterile badge]

Yes that one do u play it and have you tried the cybergrind there

[bitter trellis]

ska-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidoo
im the scatman

[keen veldt]

ive played it, havent done the cybergrind tho

[sterile badge]

U try it it fun

[languid star]

Why dontcha make like a sisyphus, and BEGONE.

[vale shadow]

guys do you have tipps for post wave 30 cg

[scarlet spire]

Ultrakidle cybergrind is fucked

[tulip nest]

Ultrakill

[austere light]

Okay lar it's starting to not be funny now

[ornate lichen]

yea the cg is pretty fun icl

shouldve realized what it was a guess sooner

[scarlet spire]

What's your highscores on it (curious)

[neon yacht]

hatespeech

[austere light]

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