faith

[autumn needle]

I will have mortis on my headstone

[acoustic depot]

Defoe as Gary would be better

And Keanu reeves as John

[keen harbor]

Get the guy who played Kevin from “Split” to play Michael

[sonic jetty]

[simple birch]

SITROM

[keen harbor]

Sitcom

[simple birch]

FAITH sitcom when?

With all the laugh tracks of the dead

[supple cave]

"gary, where's my cross""

laughter

[green apex]

— Michael, we need to perform an exorcism!
— I have the body of a pig! Blood! Suffer!
8bit laugh

[keen harbor]

"Does my face look pretty"
audience cheering

[feral meteor]

"It's the Unspeakable, Jerry."

[simple birch]

Wait, is that Willem Dafoe in that pic? Did the Dorf just make a Gary Dafoe joke?

[quasi spire]

No?

[feral meteor]

Are we all too young to know what Seinfeld is?

[simple birch]

Ah. The dude looked a bit like him and then the more I looked at him the less he looked like Dafoe lol

[acoustic depot]

Was Gary based on Charles Manson?

[drowsy wigeon]

i've never seen it but i do know the origin of this meme at least

[green apex]

finally finished russification of the chapter I

[feral meteor]

Gary is a normal human being just like you and me.

[supple cave]

until he was bitten by a radioactive cultist

[keen harbor]

Then he became…….

Gary-Man

[main briar]

Gary man,Gary man.
Does what a Gary can

[keen harbor]

Gary-Man

Gary-Man

Does whatever a Gary can

Steals the kids with his words

He'll stab you with scissors

Look out, here comes Gary-Man

[robust sparrow]

SGAR Y

[autumn needle]

It's my professional opinion that Gary would be a batman villain

[keen harbor]

He'd make the court of the owls look like a bloody kindergarten class

[autumn needle]

Not to mention most of his villains have funny names like Harvey, Garfield, Lazlo

Luke if you can get burned to death by a dude named Garfield you can get sacrificed in a satanic ritual by a dude named gary

Like

Curse these gargantuan ape hands

I don't know who Luke is

[keen harbor]

What about Joe Chill?

the guy who made Bruce an orphan was named Joe.... Chill

Wasn't even a Captain Cold or Mr. Freeze goon

[autumn needle]

Or he never became Mr. Freeze

I'd prefer Mr. Freeze be Victor fries, he's a great tragic villain

[marsh summit]

[sonic jetty]

tu

[simple birch]

I'm going to be crucified for this, but Will Smith as The UNSPEAKABLE

Or MALPHAS

either one

Instead of having one eye he'd have Will Smith's face in the middle, but red

[rain walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/cornflaek-mmmm-yes-yup-gif-21539031

[keen harbor]

Are we talking strictly voice, or Aladdin remake?

[simple birch]

Yes

Wait

Aladdin remake lol

[nova seal]

and still, you haven't seen the French version

and hi everyone

[keen harbor]

Hello!

Anyways yes, they remade Aladdin as a live action movie and Will Smith played the genie

[nova seal]

yeah, but I can confirm that there was an even worse French movie, believe me, I am French

I don't even dare to show the poster, it is so rotten

[keen harbor]

I just looked up the poster

That’s something Gary would watch

[nova seal]

i think gary is french

[main briar]

No,he is a normal human…

[nova seal]

I claim that the French are... ah but wait!

https://tenor.com/view/looking-up-stare-ufo-descending-alien-gif-17729470

God Damn it

[keen harbor]

Anybody who has seen Kung POW: Enter the Fist knows that the French are aliens

[nova seal]

it was just the gif I wanted to put

but even if there is always a moment where I can criticize France, I will always be there

[keen harbor]

Is good

Gary is a normal human being. He is totally not a landlord/part-time cult leader

[nova seal]

it pisses me off to say it

but

Sacrebleu !

seriously, this is the dumbest insult I've ever heard in my life

by the way, where is the lounge where we can see our XP points ?

[main briar]

#bot-commands

[nova seal]

okay thank

but I don't have access to this stuff

I feel that it will take a long time to get this role Mook

I hope to publish my cringe poster art

[main briar]

[simple birch]

Well, just as long as you admit it's cringe

[vast marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/fail-riscord-discord-eminem-rap-gif-22846615

🗿

[nova seal]

in fact, it's just that I was told once, so I said it in the second degree

[sonic jetty]

is faith 3 isn't going to fully release?

i didn't play the beta because i want to play the full game which i'm waiting from 2 years till now and still nothing lol

[main briar]

[supple cave]

[sonic jetty]

bro the dev lazy

[main briar]

Why don’t you make it then

[vast marsh]

You shouldnt have said that, lol

But anyways-

Dude's got a life lad.

What did you expect anyways.. 😭
Does a rushed game sound better to you? 🧐

Airdorf puts a lot of effort into the game. Its not some simple "try to create the game in one week and the game would become all high quality and great in everything!"

[sonic jetty]

bro

[vast marsh]

well, I said what I can say atm at 3AM. Others might have better words or answers to respond to what you said ig.

[sonic jetty]

making this game makes money and this should be he's life

[vast marsh]

cry about it. 🗿

[dreamy lintel]

simply a difference in skill level

cry about it

[sonic jetty]

holy shit all of you got really mad

[dreamy lintel]

yeah

[vast marsh]

W. Spitting. 😎 🤝 😎

[dreamy lintel]

lets see you make a game

[supple cave]

I'm defending my boy airdorf

[sonic jetty]

bro idc about what you guys are saying

i just want faith 3

[vast marsh]

cool

but

i

[vast marsh]

dont care + ratio + cope

[sonic jetty]

didn't ask

[supple cave]

shigeru meat

[dreamy lintel]

lmao faith seems epic i just wont play it because too spooky

[sonic jetty]

yeah you're just coward

[dreamy lintel]

yeah

i can live with that

your point?

[vast marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/who-asked-did-i-ask-i-asked-meme-get-real-gif-21114957

[dreamy lintel]

holy shit

[tiny apex]

@sonic jetty, please do not discuss politics.

[dreamy lintel]

L

L

L

[keen harbor]

Guys guys cool it

[dreamy lintel]

lmao

k

[vast marsh]

what happened

[keen harbor]

This is not Ultrakill

[vast marsh]

🧐

[dreamy lintel]

giant spam message

[tiny apex]

@sonic jetty, please do not discuss politics.

[dreamy lintel]

LMAO

[vast marsh]

Lmfao

[dreamy lintel]

oh fuck

this is bad

[keen harbor]

We are better than this

[dreamy lintel]

drama not in #ultrakill

yeah

we got this

[vast marsh]

Yeah but uh, plot twist

it is 😈

[sonic jetty]

you know what

[dreamy lintel]

yeah?

[sonic jetty]

i'll make the game my self

[dreamy lintel]

ok have fun

[vast marsh]

I dont know what. sorry.

[sonic jetty]

to prove how easy it is

[vast marsh]

ok.

[dreamy lintel]

have fun man

good luck

[vast marsh]

ok.

but

[sonic jetty]

i'll learn codes lang just for making this game and prove you all wrong

remember me mfs

[dreamy lintel]

k

good luck man

[vast marsh]

I'll still take this as a concession on your part on this debate 😈

so gg

thanks for your concession

[sonic jetty]

@vast marshyou dont have to cry

we're done already

[supple cave]

what the fuck is happening

[keen harbor]

No idea

[dreamy lintel]

funny guy thinks faith is an easy game to make

wishing him luck

very funny business

[sonic jetty]

ahahahhahahahaha

[vast marsh]

what he said.

[supple cave]

it's not

believe me

[dreamy lintel]

just because a game is 2d doesnt mean its easy

[supple cave]

I tried making a faith fangame once

[dreamy lintel]

deltarune is a prime example

[sonic jetty]

i'll just make it in 1 freaking month i have life

[dreamy lintel]

looks super simple

but takes years

[vast marsh]

ok so.

[supple cave]

lol

see you in like 2 years

[vast marsh]

burden of proof starts now

[dreamy lintel]

games are way harder to make then they look

[vast marsh]

good luck bro 👍

[dreamy lintel]

yeah good luck man

[sonic jetty]

not unlike lazy dev who made the beta 4 years ago and didn't make the fully yet

cya

[vast marsh]

I'll also set burden of rejoinder to 1 month.

[dreamy lintel]

you got this

we believe in you

i should set a reminder for a month from now

[supple cave]

set your calendars

[dreamy lintel]

even if this is a joke i wanna laugh at this guy anyway

[vast marsh]

If you fail to prove your rejoinder, then concession accepted 🗿 👍

[dreamy lintel]

yes

[supple cave]

if sentox doesn't finish faeth chepter 4 in a month we get to laugh at him

[dreamy lintel]

yes

deal

[sonic jetty]

fucking deal.

[vast marsh]

And I get to take a Win from this debate. 😎

[dreamy lintel]

as we said good luck

[vast marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/tobey-maguire-spider-man-dance-nice-gif-14997395

[dreamy lintel]

youll need it

anyways

faith am i right

never played it

looks based

too spooky for me

[vast marsh]

play it to become based 👍

trust me

[dreamy lintel]

i always think i can take horror it never works out 😔

[vast marsh]

Source: trust me bro

[dreamy lintel]

lmao

[vast marsh]

nah but fr, its really great.

[dreamy lintel]

yeah it looks crazy

[vast marsh]

anyways, ima disappear

https://tenor.com/view/hide-disappear-gif-14145594

[dreamy lintel]

alright reminder set for may 9th, cant wait

[dreamy lintel]

thats basically what mine said

[supple cave]

heh

[feral meteor]

Where’s the ban hammer

[sonic jetty]

bro idc really

you're lazy

[dreamy lintel]

lmao dont worry we just making fun of him

he says he can make faith chapter 3 in a month

lets watch him try

[sonic jetty]

waiting for 4 years and what i got? nothing imagine

[dreamy lintel]

dont you have a game to make

[sonic jetty]

then why the freak i'm getting pinged

[dreamy lintel]

dev pinged you why not

you got recognized you should be happy

[sonic jetty]

i'm busy

i'm not

by lazy guy

[dreamy lintel]

L for you then

[main briar]

Stop looking

Start doing

[dreamy lintel]

[supple cave]

[signal fiber]

.mute 796035145811492874

[tiny apex]

:o: Muted Sentox#7982 indefinitely (Case #2281) (user notified with a direct message)

[main briar]

There goes our hopes for chapter 3

[supple cave]

heheheheheheheheheh

[feral meteor]

idc if you’re trolling, you don’t get to call me lazy.

[dreamy lintel]

lmao

[supple cave]

yes
airdorf is working hard to bring us chapter 3

[dreamy lintel]

mhm

[feral meteor]

(goes back to playing Elden Ring)

[dreamy lintel]

(based)

[main briar]

April fools

right?

[feral meteor]

I haven’t purchased Elden Ring because I know it would consume my life

That’ll be my first game purchase after FAITH is released 😩

[supple cave]

👍

[main briar]

Most responsible new blood dev

[dreamy lintel]

+respect

[autumn needle]

I'm going to burn airdorfs state county to the ground once chapter 3 releases as long as he lives in the US

The feds hate me

My words are truth

[dreamy lintel]

who

[autumn needle]

Me

[dreamy lintel]

oh i see

who are you

[autumn needle]

Not a liar

[dreamy lintel]

i see

[autumn needle]

And I mean perfectly burn it down

Everything inside the border

Nothing more nothing less

[autumn needle]

What does this mean my friend

[main briar]

What a giant barbecue

[dreamy lintel]

indeed

[autumn needle]

Aye tis

[dreamy lintel]

[autumn needle]

One more word and it's your state county next

[main briar]

More word

[dreamy lintel]

less word?

[autumn needle]

Word?

[dreamy lintel]

le

[autumn needle]

Squidword

[green apex]

Wow, what the actual fuck happened here?

[simple birch]

Some guy called Airdorf lazy for not releasing chapter 3 this instant, saying he had waited for the game for 3 years or something like that, everyone came in in support of Airdorf, dude who called Dorf lazy got real toxic about it then got muted lol

Anyways, take your time in making your game just the way you want it to be, Dorf 👍

Dude's really pouring his heart and soul out into his work

[vast marsh]

^^^

[simple birch]

Dude literally tried to harass a game dev with a life to release his game unfinished and now it'll probably be pushed back another year because of this incident lol

Will gladly wait the whole year for Sitcom ending lol

[vast marsh]

👍

[vast marsh]

a guy got sent to the shadow realm for his sins.

🗿 👍

[paper frost]

Mans really thought he could put together a custom game engine, do rotoscoped animation, learn proper programming and programming discipline and use all of that to build a faith clone in a month

What a joke

Oh and don't forget learn how to write a story

[keen harbor]

Yall know he was probably just trolling, yes?

[feral meteor]

I'm sure he probably was, but there's a way to do it that's not rude

[quartz shard]

Why wont that guy make chapter 3 instead smh

[stiff trench]

don't worry guys, Elden Ring was bought by Dave as a "business expense"

[vast marsh]

same 😔

[robust sparrow]

Arederf dh gew uwme gary?

[stiff trench]

https://c.tenor.com/Ek1tOg0Is2MAAAAM/wtf-hunt-down-the-freeman.gif

[quartz shard]

pui?

[simple birch]

Airdorf 👀 (@Airdorf) Tweeted:
Just sent another big chunk of FAITH: Chapter III to QA for testing 👀 I'm so close to finishing! https://t.co/I9yF29gKCp https://twitter.com/Airdorf/status/1513227244193337351?s=20&t=UvOo3Z19e_i76xGxXr5XVw

Airdorf 👀 (@Airdorf)

Just sent another big chunk of FAITH: Chapter III to QA for testing 👀 I'm so close to finishing!

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Twitter · Apr 10, 2022, 6:47 PM

[lavish hill]

dear god john the fuck happened

[feral meteor]

He took 8 benadryls

[drowsy wigeon]

is....is John doing a vlog?

[feral meteor]

"Hey guys"

[sonic jetty]

sentox takes all of the new blood devs' jobs

[simple birch]

Dude looks like Jerma

Or a stereotypical anime protag

Lol

[dreamy lintel]

Real

30 days left for him

[supple cave]

god I can't wait until I can figure out the context of this

chapter 3 is almost upon us

:)

[keen harbor]

“Hello once again audience!”

[green apex]

he is just kinda dead inside

[robust sparrow]

Why is he emo

His hair looks kind of like Justin biebers

Not trying to be funny it literally does

[lavish hill]

I have no idea man

maybe he drank the milk under the sink

[main briar]

He loves occult shit

[prime estuary]

immersion

[autumn needle]

What if there was a faith movie and as John gets more disheveled the actor who plays him just randomly gets replaced with jerma

[dreamy lintel]

Yes

[nova seal]

Wait, there's a movie about Faith ?

personally, the game is much more scary and more interesting to watch than in a movie remake

especially since there are already films, it is the exorcist, In the Mouth of Madness and the projet blair witch and....

Well, if you think about it, it would be cool to make a movie if you put the good ideas together in the right order.

[atomic oxide]

any metal fans here? I made a doom metal playlist for faith

[dreamy lintel]

metal music for faith? sounds based as fuck

[atomic oxide]

not just metal but DOOM METAL

and its accurate to the time period

most of the songs anyways lol

here's the link

its got some other genres too but mainly doom metal

demons gate is literally a perfect representation of faith

the first lyrics literally just sound like John about to preform an exorcism or something

[lime rapids]

No Trouble - Psalm 9? 🤔

[atomic oxide]

where did you see that? lmao

[lime rapids]

You shared the list

[atomic oxide]

idk what happend then lol cus thats not the playlist

[dreamy lintel]

27 days left

[atomic oxide]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/42A3OcdzEzK8f4ZCdlHx81?si=kJAsxGs5Qq2Nzb-4vvYJbA&utm_source=native-share-menu

[atomic oxide]

@lime rapids this should work idk why its being complicated

[autumn needle]

Someone remind me when 15 days have passed

[dreamy lintel]

Aight lmao

[atomic oxide]

playlist is on my spotify just check my disc profile

[sudden arch]

When faith the unholy Trinity drops, do you think we will get all chapters all endings speedruns?

[cloud brook]

Never underestimate speedrunners has been a good mantra for me in the past

[tame lily]

Hi , i just wanna ask is there any release date for Faith 3 :3

[drowsy wigeon]

Gets delayed

[stiff trench]

so sad that Faith 3 will never be released

[marsh summit]

so sad that steve jobs died of ligma

[grand hare]

What's sad?

[dapper fable]

no, there is no release date yet

the steam page will update when there is. just keep checking it and airdorf's twitter

[feral meteor]

Working on finishing Ending 1 now

[dreamy lintel]

BASED

[supple cave]

real

[dreamy lintel]

So real

[hot wave]

Hell yeah, ending one of fourteen, we're getting there!

[keen harbor]

Are there actually going to be 14 endings?

[stiff trench]

no, 26 endings

[keen harbor]

...can't tell if that's sarcasm or not

[dapper fable]

actual answer is 3 or 4 endings

[main briar]

it will have the ending

[hot wave]

Yeah, i was joking about the 14 endings

[supple cave]

confirmed: faith chapter 3 will have endings

this entire time I just thought the game would never end

and you couldn't close it

[autumn needle]

Was the initiation ending added later on?

I don't remember it at all when chapter 2 first came out

[marsh summit]

[acoustic shuttle]

it will end

[supple cave]

looking forward to this

[autumn needle]

I knew Gary was working with decepticons

[hexed atlas]

guessing this just means no date determined?

[keen harbor]

Yup

[hexed atlas]

k

[feral meteor]

Writing the end credits for FAITH now. feelsgoodman

[dreamy lintel]

woo

i really need to play faith but it too spooky for me

[drowsy wigeon]

boi once ya release it, its an insta buy for me

and prolly buy another one for me friend

[hot wave]

Same, gonna buy this day one

[sudden arch]

I'm buying it the second it drops Im so excited for this game

[keen harbor]

Can't wait to speed run it with a DDR pad

[supple cave]

it's happening

[dreamy lintel]

He gonna finish it before sentoxs time even runs out

[supple cave]

heh

[ornate rover]

seriously have big hype for your game Airdorf, i hope you get to chill after making it and play some Elden Ring 🙂

[autumn needle]

Wait so does that mean he's done with the other endings?

[supple cave]

👀

[supple cave]

I wonder how airdorf feels writing the credits for this game he's been working on for like 4 or 5 years

[autumn needle]

I'm almost free

[vast marsh]

free from what

🧐

[autumn needle]

You'll see

[vast marsh]

🤨

[unborn jacinth]

yoooo Faith 2077 just dropped

[keen harbor]

Can't wait to face off again Mecha Gary

[noble basin]

You see, John doesn't need any of that

All he needs to do is aim the cross in the general direction of the beast

And God takes care of it

All that future stuff would just weigh him down

[keen harbor]

You make it sound like an infomercial advertising crosses

[wild kiln]

Hey does anyone have the gif Airdorf posted like a year ago of John fighting the Airdorf Truck[tm]? It was like. Shooting skulls out of it, I think?

I can go digging, I just wanted to know if anyone had it on speeddial or whatever

I really want that gif and the new "Congratulation" gif to be correlated somehow

[keen harbor]

I can't recall a gif of him fighting the truck, but I wish I saw it

[rain walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/faith-john-john-ward-ward-faith-game-gif-21889215

m e l t

[autumn needle]

He's gonna need to get that checked out sometime

[keen harbor]

Sex Offenders when the Sex Defenders arrive

[wild kiln]

https://twitter.com/Airdorf/status/1428437210739654667?t=3Y0sLc_KtfiPJHdBu_LSdg&s=19

I found it!! Enjoy!

[main briar]

And we thought super galaxy squadron was the touhou clone

[rain walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/cornflaek-mmmm-yes-yup-gif-21539031

[radiant zenith]

YEAHH

[autumn needle]

Now he needs to remaster faith chapter 1

The graphics don't hold up today

[feral meteor]

It’s true

[quartz shard]

Can I be in the credits for being so cool 😎

[robust sparrow]

I should be in the credits

More than YOU

(Im cooler...)

[stiff trench]

I did big chungus faith gif

Galvy, do you have the gif? I'm on my bed now

[vast marsh]

no

yes

[keen harbor]

If Faith were to be remastered, I'd hope it would be in the style of those old Splatterhouse games

But instead of mass zombie and demon slaughter it's exorcisms

[main briar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240195284695646209/890011894813958194/big_johngus.gif

[robust sparrow]

I'm in tears why would you ever do this

[keen harbor]

Don’t be afraid, John

[robust sparrow]

I'm incredibly afraid

[green apex]

Jon*

[keen harbor]

John Ward would kick the shit out of Arbuckle

[stiff trench]

based

[vocal summit]

• woman spotted *

[rain walrus]

that's more this

https://tenor.com/view/faith-art-scary-scream-shout-gif-17119788

[vocal summit]

yes, thank you

[feral meteor]

When a girl talks to u

[autumn needle]

Woman

[rain walrus]

when 2 woman talk to you:

https://tenor.com/view/entering-and-shooting-madness-project-nexus2-nexus-core-nc-engineer-gif-22896162

[robust sparrow]

I absolutely hate garcia

[acoustic shuttle]

why

[robust sparrow]

Morteese

He said it

[wild kiln]

Concept for someone more awake than I am: Edit a box of Maltesers to say "Mortisers"

First official Airdorf candy

[green apex]

Thanks for the giffs btw

There are rumors that the final boss of the third chapter will be talking Ben, because he doesn't love God. Is that true?

[sudden arch]

The way airdorf is talking about the Gary boss fight makes it seem like it's just going to turn into demonic dark souls

[simple birch]

Airdorf 👀 (@Airdorf) Tweeted:
Had to immortalize this exchange during last week's New Blood meeting: https://t.co/ERHXbZ89a0 https://twitter.com/Airdorf/status/1516262022706565121?s=20&t=cmtDi3r59oHv78o7qhK6qA

Airdorf 👀 (@Airdorf)

Had to immortalize this exchange during last week's New Blood meeting:

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Twitter · Apr 19, 2022, 3:46 AM

[dreamy lintel]

lmao

[vast marsh]

😭

[noble basin]

It will come out

As long as we never lose our faith

Stay strong fellow believers and remember

Gary Loves You

[autumn needle]

https://tenor.com/view/jackass-the-blue-room-jackass3d-portalet-gif-12323782

The john ward creator

[robust sparrow]

evil

[keen harbor]

John Wardling

[dreamy lintel]

real

[autumn needle]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-man-group-matt-preston-gif-10728076

John ward real

[keen harbor]

Doesn't the blue man group splatter blue paint everywhere?

[autumn needle]

Yeah, they're like aliens too or something

[keen harbor]

They're spreading the John Ward!

[keen harbor]

Airdorf have mercy...

[snow fjord]

if dusk 82 is dusk but faith

then when are we getting faith 99

faith but dusk

[hot wave]

🤔

[snow fjord]

think ghostwire tokyo but holy

[carmine nebula]

he has plue balls

[wild kiln]

Can't believe there are 82 Dusk games

[wild kiln]

I'm late but this is a funny meme btw! Made me laugh : )

Man, what a grandma-ass thing to say 😞

[wild kiln]

Idk how to talk in a big group/server like this, sorry lmao 😞

[marsh summit]

[noble basin]

[keen harbor]

[wild kiln]

[noble basin]

[nimble gate]

how did the dev of this game got SAM to say Mortis and put it into the game

[keen harbor]

He just asked Sam nicely

[halcyon star]

I'm a tad confused, so are chapters 2 and 3 not finished and are only available as demos or am I missing something?

[robust sparrow]

The chapter 2 on steam is a demo

[supple cave]

chapter 2 is finished

but it's on itch.io not steam

[robust sparrow]

The full chapter 2 costs a dollar

[supple cave]

chapter 3 is still in development

[halcyon star]

oh so is chapter 2 not on steam yet?

[robust sparrow]

And yeah chapter 3 is only a demo for now

[supple cave]

correct

[halcyon star]

shoot

alright thank you

[robust sparrow]

just use itch.io

[halcyon star]

no money

anyway will chapters 2 and 3 ever be available on steam?

[main briar]

[supple cave]

when chapter 3 comes out

when it's done

[robust sparrow]

I think so

[halcyon star]

ah ok thanks again

[severe meteor]

If the game doesn't come out this year, what I'm going to do won't be approved by the Vatican

[halcyon star]

That’s right you’re going to patiently wait and appreciate the devs hard work

[quasi spire]

lmfao

[severe meteor]

I was thinking about some lust sins while I wait, but whatever

[halcyon star]

Uh oh

[quasi spire]

[feral meteor]

Repent ye

[hot wave]

Make me

[severe meteor]

"Forgive me , daddy, I've been naught..."

[stiff trench]

[halcyon star]

Y’all need Jesus

it’s funny that airdorf actively shitposts along with the community

[hot wave]

All devs at NB need to be memesters to get a job, its necessary for business

[main briar]

Gotta be able to handle the boss-man

[halcyon star]

I guess

[radiant zenith]

the newblood standard, you gotta be able to shitpost to make people be able to shit pants

[vast marsh]

bruh

[dreamy lintel]

we should unmute sentox to see what he says now

[vast marsh]

sentox... hmm

sounds very familiar

oh

him

[dreamy lintel]

[vast marsh]

i remember now

[main briar]

Where’s my chapter 3 first!!?? >:(

[dreamy lintel]

hes got a few weeks left

[vast marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/get-out-leave-gtfo-get-out-of-here-gif-6207127

[dreamy lintel]

real

[alpine ether]

just wait a year or two for the game is only half baked by now

[quasi spire]

I can’t believe that guy is still on this server despite being muted

[alpine ether]

wait did I miss something while I was gone ?

[quasi spire]

It happened over 10 days ago

Some guy got muted indefinitely for trolling Airdorf

[alpine ether]

oh... wait who's Airdorf ?

[quasi spire]

The developer of Faith….

🤨

[alpine ether]

oh didn't knew that for I was not following that project

[quasi spire]

I see

[alpine ether]

yeah I focus more of the main titles of new blood

[quasi spire]

Valid

I just like them all

[supple cave]

faith is a main title

[alpine ether]

wen why is it not in the bundle together with ultrakill and dusk ?

[golden basin]

cause its not purchasable yet

[supple cave]

it's not done yet

also those are first person shooters

[dreamy lintel]

Ye

Faith is very different from those games lmao

[brazen forum]

faith is retro horror it is not a boomer shooter

[halcyon star]

Faith is a boomer prayer

[hot wave]

How so? There isn't any other horror game quite like it made in the past

[halcyon star]

i think they mean that faith is a horror game styled like a retro game

[hot wave]

Oh that i do get

[dapper fable]

retraux

[hexed atlas]

LOL

get munted airdorf honestly

get trolled

[halcyon star]

Why are there white names in every channel what happened

[main briar]

that's how new memebers work

[halcyon star]

There’s a lot of them being very active right now

[main briar]

i wonder if someone pinged everyone...
must have been skelebot

[feral meteor]

No he got muted for being an asshole

[halcyon star]

oh what did he do

[quasi spire]

Was an asshole

[vast marsh]

Simple: Was an asshole.

[quasi spire]

simple lesson: don't be an asshole to Airdorf

[supple cave]

he said that airdorf was taking too long and that he could make a better chapter 3 in a month

he even admitted that he had never made a game before

so yes he was being an asshole

[halcyon star]

Ah yes I with no knowledge of how the game will end or game development in general will do better than a professional, who has a contract with the well respected publisher new blood

[autumn needle]

I don't know how long it's been during the 30 days he had but I said I would do this

https://tenor.com/view/tired-spongebob-day-15-gif-12897114

[halcyon star]

Perfection

[main briar]

[snow fjord]

me when mortis (yeouchers)

[autumn needle]

You think John is one of those (God's drunkest driver) dudes?

[hot wave]

After the shit he went through, he needs a drink

[autumn needle]

He deserves like VIP penthouse status up in heaven

He needs like a statue or plaque too

He's like 3.7 seconds from losing it at any moment but the big t he carries around keeps him composed

[noble basin]

I can make faith 1 in 1 million years

I know, break neck speed if you ask me

[dreamy lintel]

i see

[noble basin]

Sometimes i astonish myself with my game dev skills

But i gotta retire

I'm gonna become a priest

[sonic jetty]

Me when I have the body of a pig

[keen harbor]

John when the demon in Michael won't allow itself to be exercised

[halcyon star]

It’s wild that John just is like “yeah ok I should shoot something with the haunted ghost gun”

[supple cave]

it's not a haunted ghost gun silly

it's a gun with one bullet

[keen harbor]

Not only that, but he chooses multiple different things to shoot with said gun ranging from a simple mirror to a seemingly random dude running through the woods

[simple birch]

Depending on which path you choose

[halcyon star]

The mirror thing is kinda weird, it’s not really a hidden ending, just some neat lore

[supple cave]

when I first played faith I thought that amy's sprite looked like a bird

[sonic jetty]

The games animations are sweet

And the little religious touches like the Bible verses in the tutorial are neat

Looking at my own Bible, they're there

James 4:7 for instance

And using SAM for the voices is neat

I never thought that the program could be so versatile with its voices and distorting them for the demons' voices was genuinely unnerving

And the lines are iconic as hell

I'm gonna have to purchase the second game one of these days, maybe the deluxe version

[sonic jetty]

how tall is john ward

[main briar]

6'2''

[supple cave]

1'0"

[halcyon star]

About 8 pixels tall

[autumn needle]

The size of mark whalberg

[feral meteor]

The size of Bill Brasky

[sonic jetty]

He's about as tall

[simple birch]

How tall is Gary?

Well, his human form, at least

[heavy stirrup]

1 gary tall

[sonic jetty]

About 1/2 of an Unspeakable tall

[sonic jetty]

Why does Gary love us

[noble basin]

Why not?

[supple cave]

wait if gary loves us then why does he hate john

[simple birch]

Because John won't stop trying to screw his cult stuff up

He's nosy

And annoying 🙄

[sonic jetty]

What relevance does Karen have in the story

[main briar]

Johns wife

[sonic jetty]

Yes but is there anything more than that

Maybe she plays a bigger role in Chapter 3

[noble basin]

She sleeps with his wife

[dapper fable]

||karen may or may not be getting used by the cult||

[sonic jetty]

I think you're thinking of Lisa there

[dapper fable]

nope

[sonic jetty]

is faith on steam going to release this year?

[dapper fable]

maybe? it's pretty close to being finished

[supple cave]

airdorf finished ending 1 a couple weeks ago

[dapper fable]

@sonic jetty this tweet from airdorf seems to imply karen https://twitter.com/Airdorf/status/1269294227093172227

Airdorf 👀 (@Airdorf)

She never left.

FAITH: The Unholy Trinity is a retro-inspired horror game based on the Satanic Scare of the 1980s.

Wishlist here: https://t.co/eW3538rK6q

1 RT = 1 #MORTIS

#screenshotSaturday #indieDev #pixelArt

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Twitter · Jun 6, 2020, 3:45 PM

[feral meteor]

lol

tw: implied Karen

[dapper fable]

c'mon man, we all know it's karen

[sonic jetty]

Hey Airdorf

How's life

Wait a fucking minute are those fetuses

[hot wave]

I was thinking the same thing, those look like babies

[sonic jetty]

Demonic fetuses

Lord have mercy

Ay Airdorf out of curiosity are you actually religious

[hot wave]

We're getting into something Cannibal Corpse would write about

[sonic jetty]

Yeah, talk about talent

Keep it up 👍

[keen harbor]

It’s an army of Michaels!

[halcyon star]

The horde

[autumn needle]

I can make Gary hate me

[keen harbor]

Blasphemy! Gary loves you

[main briar]

But do I love Gary?

[autumn needle]

I sure as hell don't

[robust sparrow]

I would boil Gary

[simple birch]

I love Gary

[autumn needle]

The red bastard needs the boot of Jesus Christ up his rectum pronto

Throw him around like a roid raged gorilla would

[vast marsh]

cry about it, gary loves you

🗿

[autumn needle]

He won't is what I'm saying you flag of Peru

[vast marsh]

Ok and? 🧐

you cant make gary not love you 😈

[sonic jetty]

is it true that faith is going to have a multiplayer feature?

i just saw it in a random thread in steam

[acoustic depot]

Except if you have the ability to send a person to a infinite death loop.

[vast marsh]

n o

[ornate rover]

literally anticipating for Faith to drop so i can book a few days off of work just to play it :3

[supple cave]

I wonder how long chapter 3 is

[torn geyser]

Gary spreads love more than the vatican ever will

[dapper fable]

nope

[halcyon star]

What I’m about to do is approved by the Vatican that’s right I’m going to get certified to officiate weddings in the state of Kansas

Oh yeah ordained minister right here

[radiant zenith]

Hey i haven't checked in in a bit, is chapter 3 going well?

[supple cave]

ending 1 is finished

[radiant zenith]

Awesome, good job Airdorf

[noble basin]

Faith Battle Royale

[halcyon star]

Hold space bar to win

[keen harbor]

Nah man. A gun with one bullet spawns in at a random part of the map and whoever it is used a new one spawns elsewhere

[autumn needle]

Faith would probably work better as a team based game

Priests vs demons or something

[halcyon star]

Faith multiplayer mod 🤌

[autumn needle]

Weren't people talking about a faith wave survival mode or something?

[halcyon star]

I don’t think it would be very fun, just turning around in circles pressing space

[autumn needle]

It'd need upgrades or weapons or something

[main briar]

Gun with one bullets power up

[autumn needle]

Besides the cross and GWOB

[noble basin]

You see, making a faith battle royale is a delicate balance

A gun with 1 bullet would be too slow

But a gun with 2 bullets would make it into an action game

How do you balance it just right

[supple cave]

a gun with 1.5f bullets

[brazen forum]

Half a bullet of course!

[dreamy lintel]

no

one bullet

then you throw the gun

[autumn needle]

What caliber was the bullet

It must have been a 50 cal if it was able to seriously injure a demon

[keen harbor]

Faith with an infected mode

Cross has a short cooldown, and there's a bunch of Michael's running around turning players into more

To prevent players from forming defensive circles, they must periodically move to a new location

[autumn needle]

That could be good we just need more demon roles probably like a cultist, Amy, Alu idk I'm just throwing things out

[main briar]

boss rush mode

[autumn needle]

Cultists could leave pentagrams on the ground corrupting priests forcing them to get away from it

[vast marsh]

Can oneshot people I suppose.

Michael can still stay alive, although he's still clinging on to life.

till he get wiped out by the Supreme Dorf Truck

😔

[noble basin]

How are you doing today, Michael?

[autumn needle]

groan

Can someone draw Michael in the family guy death pose

Or the Halo: CE death pose

[supple cave]

👀

[keen harbor]

Faith mobile game ads

[sonic jetty]

Pain

[halcyon star]

My dad vs My mom during my possession, can you do better?footage of a man and a women screaming and crying on the floor while begging for forgiveness

[mint tendon]

In Chapter 2, does anyone know what the song is called when John enters the Church where he confesses his sins to a satanist?

Something small but I also wonder how the creators created the rotoscope animation, they look sick as hell

[autumn needle]

I will offer airdorf a half eaten payday and my social security number if he drops ending 1 right now

Sorry it's a quarter of a payday now I got bored

I can offer my newborn son instead

[mint tendon]

So nobody knows eh? Maybe I can just snoop around in the game files and figure it out from there

[mint tendon]

Since nobody gave me a straight answer and just moved the topic then I'm gonna be mischievous and do it myself

[halcyon star]

We do a little bit of file extracting

[torn geyser]

Its all about Gary loves you
But never about who loves Gary

[halcyon star]

🙏

[keen harbor]

Everybody Loves Raymond theme

[feral meteor]

It’s just Moonlight Sonata played backwards

[radiant zenith]

HOT LOCAL DEMONS IN YOUR AREA

[vast marsh]

🗿

[mint tendon]

Good to know, thank you

[keen harbor]

You think that's what John hears in his head?

[mint tendon]

I like to imagine that whenever there's music playing in any game it's just the main character listening to some jams

So yes John just really likes Moonlight Sonata

[keen harbor]

He has a Sony Walkman

[robust sparrow]

will Gary's bossfight theme be moonlight sonata 3rd movement

[halcyon star]

🤌🤌

Top tier faith theory crafting

[keen harbor]

To throw players for a loop: Eine Kline Nachtmusik by Mozart

[keen harbor]

FATHER, THAT DEMON PUSSY GOT ME QUESTIONING MY FAITH

[keen harbor]

Hehe

I kid I kid

[torn geyser]

forgive me father for I will hit the quan

[halcyon star]

[supple cave]

you know you said something bad when Jakob is like "oh hell no"

[mint tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/faith-mortis-genshin-klee-amber-gif-23701890

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

wow

laugh at me guys

[dreamy lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[mint tendon]

this is a terrible embedd failure

what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[dreamy lintel]

whitename behavior

no gif perms

[mint tendon]

why cant i do it

no no im just too

uhhh

[dreamy lintel]

no gif or image perms

[mint tendon]

hot and sexy to use gifs

[dreamy lintel]

i see

good luck with that

[mint tendon]

yeah thats right im too cool for gifs

the gifs reject me 😢

[mint tendon]

thank you ill do my best

[halcyon star]

Gottem

[dreamy lintel]

its almost the day guys

[dreamy lintel]

its almost here

mods can we unmute him on the 9th please it would be hilarious

[halcyon star]

Yes please

Can’t wait for the amazing and triumphant return of sentox

[dreamy lintel]

yes

truly

[abstract wagon]

Yess I want to see what he has to say

[halcyon star]

With a full complete faith remake, mimicking the style with the same incredibly time consuming animations

[dreamy lintel]

yes indeed

[halcyon star]

I’m excited

[mint tendon]

lmao

im excited as well, Sentox is going places with his new twist on Faith

[dreamy lintel]

Yes

[main briar]

[autumn needle]

Gary the type of fool to have an ant farm

[keen harbor]

We are the fools for not having an ant farm SMH my head

[noble basin]

We can only have faith that we did the right thing by not getting them

[autumn needle]

The question is what kind of ants

Cultist red ants

Fire ants as in the fires of hell

Black ants like darkness

[main briar]

termites

[keen harbor]

Trapjaw ants

[noble basin]

Mortis Ants

[autumn needle]

He has an ant tier list

https://youtu.be/9Upy_bw2Srg

Gary irl

[ashen radish]

Gary my beloved

[mint tendon]

ants are cringe

i was swarmed in ants when i was a kid

this has nothing related to Faith im sorry

[torn geyser]

Dont worry
Gary loves you

[vast marsh]

🤨

[keen harbor]

(Shit sorry for the ping)

[vast marsh]

its fine, I dont mind lol.

[simple birch]

When is MatPat going to get on FAITH and say John's Freddy Fazbear?

[supple cave]

[halcyon star]

I really hope faith is untouched by the nasty mat pat man

[mint stream]

You WILL have the theories

[autumn needle]

That's it I read some horrible horrible things and now I'm turning to god

I figured here would be a good place to start

[ashen radish]

https://tenor.com/view/faith-michael-davies-gif-14887643

look at his little crawl

he looks like he’s having so much fun

[autumn needle]

Gary has taught me well

Behold his awesome power

²

[noble basin]

Can you ask Gary to teach me too?

[autumn needle]

Nah Gary doesn't love you

[dreamy lintel]

Tomorrows the day

[hot wave]

This guy?

[keen harbor]

Isn't that the Sans man?

[main briar]

No,it’s the fnaf fanatic

[keen harbor]

You mean the Fnatic?

[autumn needle]

⅘

Gary's love is too deep

He hath given me many great gifts

[regal plume]

Ultrafaith

[sonic jetty]

GABRIEL BODYPILLOW

[vast marsh]

what.

[brazen forum]

Its just people being weird

Or "ultraweird" you could say

[dreamy lintel]

indeed

anyways

todays the day

the day sentox's faith ™️ releases

i cant believe he hasnt left after being muted for a month

[drowsy wigeon]

good lord i remember his TF2 vs Overwatch video

don't watch it folks, you'll regret it

[mint tendon]

Airsoft can't recover when sentox releases his own twist on Faith, they'd surely lose fans and recognition when people think that sentox was the original creator of Faith

[hot wave]

Whos sentox

[dreamy lintel]

Guy who said airdorf was lazy at making the game and said he could make chapter 3 in a month

He got muted and we all laughed

Today is one month from that day

Mods can we unmute him

[vast marsh]

@Sentox

hmm?

[dreamy lintel]

Muted

Cant ping him here

[vast marsh]

😔

[supple cave]

can't wait to see sentox's faith

[sudden arch]

Holy shit has it already been a month since then? Lmfao time flies

[dreamy lintel]

Yes

Mods please unmute him I want to do minor trolling

[brazen forum]

Yeah just have everyone mass ping him with "wheres faith 3"

[hot wave]

Don't bother him, he was a dick but he's unimportant

[dreamy lintel]

True but the funny

[hot wave]

If he was a troll, unmuting him is gonna give him the attention he wants

[winged delta]

Cant wait for Ch3 where you play as a Nephilim and go to hell and slaughter demons and acquire epic loot

[broken heath]

When chapter 3

[main briar]

now

[ashen radish]

[radiant zenith]

Any updates?

i just got back here

[supple cave]

none other than mortis bedsheets

[ashen radish]

huge update

[vast marsh]

Yes. We have a new update. It's about

[limpid goblet]

why do i have the chaos reigns jumpscare saved to my device

[junior prairie]

hmmm

why do i have 10 different types of malware

[feral meteor]

Just got back from vacation so no updates this week

[acoustic shuttle]

how was ur vacation

[keen harbor]

*vatican

[sharp iron]

Sentox in shambles

[dreamy lintel]

he is broken from the news

can we get an F for sentox's Faith

[sharp iron]

[dreamy lintel]

are the mods ever gonna unmute him

or will he be trapped until he leaves

[keen harbor]

Good question

[noble basin]

[dreamy lintel]

F in the chat for sentox

weirdest guy to ever speak here

[sudden arch]

Not even an f in the chat. No respect goes out to sentox

[dreamy lintel]

yeah true

[cloud brook]

Was sentox the “lazy dev” guy?

[dreamy lintel]

ye

[cloud brook]

I’m too lazy to type f in chat for them

[dreamy lintel]

yeah same

[noble basin]

What he did was approved by the vatican

Laugh at him

[dreamy lintel]

foolish sentox

[main briar]

[dreamy lintel]

[autumn needle]

My great uncle could shit out a better game than sentox

[severe monolith]

wtf happened who is sentox i havent been here in 5 months due to college lol

[autumn needle]

He called airdorf lazy for not finishing chapter 3. He said he could make a better chapter 3 in a month so we waited a month for it and it's nowhere to be seen

[dreamy lintel]

yup

hes been muted since the first day he joined

[noble basin]

Sentox forgot that Airdorf had the power of God and Anime on his side

[dreamy lintel]

lmao

[halcyon star]

[noble basin]

Ngl tho, faith inspired me to start designing a game around exorcism

[dapper fable]

y'all know the dude was just trolling, right? doesn't excuse what he said, obviously, that was really shitty, but my point still stands; i don't think he genuinely thought he could make a better game, and you're only helping him achieve his goal by continuing to talk about him. just forget about him and move on

[halcyon star]

But but but but cyber bullying is fun

[dapper fable]

yeah but trolls thrive off of attention and all y'all are doing is giving him exactly what he wants 🤷‍♀️

[keen harbor]

You’re preaching to deaf ears, mate

[dapper fable]

sadly true

[dreamy lintel]

Yup lmao

He definitely could not make a game that good

But it’s fun to mess with people since this doesn’t happen often

[main briar]

i just want chapter 3

[dreamy lintel]

[halcyon star]

🤌🤌

[dreamy lintel]

REAL

[simple birch]

Gary lookin ass

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/639331886425964554/916123984108597248/16225033654615260212809226238884.jpg

[main briar]

Don’t check the basement

[radiant zenith]

Chr 3 comin out any day now!

[ashen radish]

yep, real

anyyyyy day now

[autumn needle]

Shut your mouf

[sudden arch]

I'm guessing chapter 3 will release at the same time the Trinity releases on steam?

[feral meteor]

Yes

[sudden arch]

Sweet thank you

[noble basin]

You are welcome

Gary loves you

[frail urchin]

peeaith

[sonic jetty]

he looks similar to the intruder police sketch that wa sin mandela catalogue

[simple birch]

A little bit, I guess

[twin heart]

This guy looks like a vector for toxoplasmosis

[dreamy lintel]

yo wait

i think sentox finally left

unless he changed his name

woo he's finally gone

[vast marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/tobey-maguire-spider-man-dance-nice-gif-14997395

but wait

Sentox dropped this...

Really sad, ngl

[supple cave]

https://twitter.com/Airdorf/status/1525653080607449091?t=Sfkc-ZiwZc4fIbj5JA7LUQ&s=19

Airdorf 👀 (@Airdorf)

FAITH: The Unholy Trinity is an upcoming Satanic pixel horror game. Not approved by the Vatican.

#screenshotsaturday #pixelart #indiedev

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Twitter · May 15, 2022, 1:43 AM

something's happening to john

[main briar]

He’s got a smile on 🙂

[supple cave]

[hot wave]

See, this is what stucking your mouth full of candy does to your teeth

[keen harbor]

He didn’t check for razor blades

[noble basin]

[autumn needle]

Gary probably snorts mayonnaise

I'd bet

[sonic jetty]

i mean

who doesn't

[vast marsh]

I dont.

[noble basin]

Come on everyone