#faith
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thats why they keep attacking john, cause he's rude and keeps crashing their get togethers. likke jesus christ man its RUDE
if furries arent allowed in this server does that mean i cant draw all the faith characters as catboys 
and thats why garcia comes in. "goddamn it demons, my son just wants to play." 
oh dear god lmao
it's okay u can post them in the fan server
far from god's prying eyes
"fan server" 👀
yeah, the faith fan server

you can find the link to it on the faith wiki or i can dm an invite
DM plas
i was mostly kidding but ill take you up on that if/when i get around to drawing it
well just in case lol
The Faith fan server. Is it just this channel but cranked up to tenfold.
I guess this chat is Mortis'd
Morte
It’s alive we’re just behaving 🙏🏻
God though I just took a nap and dreamt that chapters 1 & 2 were released separately on steam as “itch.io versions” and I went tried so damn hard to buy them to get all the achievements but for whatever reason they wouldn’t appear in my library
I was so mad lmao
you do be dreaming about faith a lot huh
IT WAS ONE TIME 
it will be more
Can’t believe airdorf stole all my money. OR WAS IT DARKDORF I’m on to you good sir
Wait til you get a dream about a hole on ur face and u tryna beat blue priest cop
Only to get HIT WITH THE POWER OF THE ALMIGHTY
lmaooo.
I once had a dream that I went into one of the phasmophobia houses with an ambiguous priest, unsure if he was karras from exorcist or john from faith, we went around trying to figure out the ghost type and it was a revenant so he used his cross so we could run out
he then offered to take me out to dinner but I woke up 
TWICE IS NOT A LOT AND THAT WAS LIKE A MONTH AGO
it is a lot for a priest related dreams
talking about dreams i should probably go to sleep dud
3 am however i have dentist 10 am tomorrow
Oh oof lmao. Good luck
Valid
thats unhealthy
i think
oh well
you know i changed idea maybe being unhealthy is not good
good night
time to pray and sleep
Lmao. sleep well
Waiting for Chapter 3
hmm
I wonder if Airdorf is just gonna release this on September 21
Don’t tell airdorf but I have stolen this screenshot from the super secret boss fight with Miriam Bell in chapter 3!!!!!! 
"Screw the Sauron Noodle! I got a gun with 2 bullets!"
This was 2 days ago
Horrible timing
Why you may ask?
This chat was ground zero 2 days ago
For horknee
the absolute timing on that was fucking hysterical
assuming he has the speed of a pig to match his statement, 30mph
otherwise we haven't done the complete equation yet as we till need to measure his fastest speed in game
as he gets faster everytime he appears
30mph is 3m faster than usain bolt
The last scene of chapter 1 is probably his fastest yet
Also
New pfp (derp michael)
Michael's expression: :>
He's so hapi and then he gets yeeted at the end
Poor Michael
its garcia's fault for letting him out without a leash
It's Garcia's fault that Michael looks like this-
The fact that Garcia was looking for Michael only for John to find him first at the end is sad
hes also a busy priest
its hard to look after a feral child on your own. he was doing his best
But you can kill Garcia at the end too 👀
I still don't want to believe that it's Garcia xd
its too late. garcia waddles
Garcia can waddle in 1 so that means its him
its the wrath of the almighty that forces him to wiggle
I know.. I just did this ending many times and I feel bad for killing Garcia
otherwise hed be too powerful

Jesus man
Btw why was Garcia just looking at John? I mean why didn't he say anything?
okay serious answer
probably because hes been running around that forest for a while, his life on the line, having just watched michael escape due to his own mistakes and devour an innocent person. thats stressful and he probably looks like a feral mess himself lmao
he doesnt know why john's there probably and just wants to keep away so as not to being michael to him. might not even recognise john from the distance
especially as I always figured it happened at night
I mean technically they could also not know each other back then.
Yuh
Yup it was night
yeah that too ^
i couldnt remember if i read it was night somewhere or i just imagined it lmao thank you for verifying
"escape" he was just taking Michael on a walk for some fresh air
leash broke
John got really close tho. And Garcia was looking at him through the window.
Drink the wrath of the almighty wiggle
true. maybe he was just looking to see if michael was in there and fled when he saw someone else
Yo Fish you have Crowmen rank
like "ah shit someone still lives here gotta yeet"
yeah i noticed lmao think i got it on the first leash comment
yeet
What is the crowmen rank
He probably wanted to know who's inside the house because it could've been cultists. Because I'm guessing he noticed that someone is entering the house and they didn't looked like white speedy demon
Hello.
heya
I kinda don't want to.
you can set a nickname if you dont wanna change your disco name
^
I came here to ask a server mod a question though
Whatcha' need?
It was about a ban.
Oh you're an alt?
not to step in but is the faith chat the place for this lmao
Lol.
Ok
Derp
im so sad cause my nitro runs out tomorrow. no more yippy john. 
You've prayed your last prayer
You've yippy'd your last yip

At least he'd have a gun with multiple bullets
True
I am absolutely not trying to redraw a meme relevant to this chat as John
Though I’m tempted to say fuck it and swap that back hand with one holding a cross even if it doesn’t match the meme
I can’t draw hands lmao.
yes
I do recall a video of at least chapter 1's events
it took chapter 2 into account but those events are obvious lmao
ill see if i can find it
Last time out we talked about the mysteries of Snake Meadow Hill Church in Faith Chapter 2. Now we delve into john Psyche, create a timeline of events and try to understand what was real and what was not.
Don’t forget to give the video a like and subscribe for more content!
Play it here and support the developer Airdorf:
its part 2 of a 2 part theory talk but this one has the timeline in it
yeah theyre pretty interesting!
I dunno if I agree with all their theories but I do enjoy hearing other people's thought processes regardless
also I will die on the hill that having chapter 2 be a nightmare was such a fucking good idea idc how over used the whole ""ooo it was all just a dream" trope is all tropes can be brilliant if used properly
exactly
chapter 2 being a nightmare is fine, i don't mind that theory. what i DO mind is the theory that john is making everything up
like his nightmares have been plaguing him since that initial night and play such a huge part as to why he does what he does, and the fact that hes still having them but no longer related to amy as such and instead the cult is important for us to understand his future decisions in 3. also it gives such a major insight into his mental state
in general, isn't it much more interesting if demons ARE real and are trying to infiltrate our world? saying that he's just making it all up because he's crazy is SUCH a cop-out
yeah, clearly he has issues, but everything that is happening to him is 100% real
imo
I remember a statement somewhere that was "everything john sees is real to him" so take that as you will
I reckon its a case of unreliable narrator rather than delusion
after what he saw that night, i don't blame the guy for going a little kooky lol
but then again, considering the immense dedication to the writing so far and how well its been done so far, i reckon therell probably be a bad ending where he is at least convinced hes insane and itll be done super duper well
yeah, i could definitely see john being manipulated somehow into believing that he is merely imagining things
me: i want a good ending for john
also me: but what if he was just utterly destroyed mentally and/or physically 
it's because subconsciously you want him broken so you can take care of him
damn yall gotta stop calling me out like this
lol
honestly though I dont even care how it ends up chapter 3 could literally just be "and then john was the demons" and i would eat that shit up.
its the dedication and effort into the game that really adds to the spice of it
Yeep.
and yes that was a doom joke lmao
chapter 3 could have a dance party ending and i'd eat that shit up
thats the canon ending what are you on about
john: about to leave to exorcise amy again
karen: "No! You will be kill by demons!"
all the characters (cultists and demons included) gather together and start singing and dancing to "september"
rotoscoped, of course
Chapter 3 could have where John is actually imagining everything up, and that the demons are fake..
Airdorf truck would then isekai John to an parallel earth, where the demons are real...
satan
that would be hysterical not only cause of the image but also cause that means airdorf has to record himself doing several different dances and then proceed to watch himself dance alone over and over and over as he animates it
sdfghd
the things that man does for the rotoscopes i swear
airdorf having to animate over himself default dancing 
Imagine if John solved every single demon, or exorcism. With the holy Airdorf Truck.
no need for any cross
just send a truck in every problem's direction
nothing can defeat that truck. not even God's wrath could kill michael yet that truck could
y'know, i wonder what's on those trucks 🤔
I wonder if the truck itself is controlled by the cult itself.
the fact he had to fuckin crawl around like a feral animal for michael
i'd love to see the reference footage
I think we've already humiliated him enough in this chat 
okay but who would win
airdorf truck
or darkdorf truck

u rite
okay im sorry but it had to be done
John Ward waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the apartment complex. He didn't see them, but had expected them, now for years. His warnings to Cardinal Gifford were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a priest for fourteen years. When he was young he watched mass and he said to dad "I want to be in the ministry, daddy."
Dad said "NO! YOU WILL BE KILL BY DEMONS!"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the apartment complex on orange street he knew there were demons.
"This is Father Garcia," the note crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his gun with one bullet and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US," said the demons!
"I will curse at him," said the unspeakable and he waved his arms about. John prayed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons," he shouted!
Father Garcia said "No, John. You are the demons."
And then, John was a Demon.
how does a note crackered? i dunno dont ask
im dum
maybe the paper was a lil crinkly
smart thinking
no officer I did not stay up will 3am making this joke
You madman
Brb rotoscoping this but john
oop-
John rlly just said "IT'S TIME FOR ME TO LIVE UP TO MY FAMILY NAME AND FACE FULL LIFE CONSEQUENSES!"
oh man cant wait to see it lmao
Top quality meme

People who have the audacity to jump on other people’s tweets just to ask for a release are truly something. Go to sleep and wait like the rest of us is2g 
patience is a virtue smh
Thank you airdorf this is the highest honor i’ve ever gotten
Airdorf, would Gary listen to 100 gecs
@ dunce and fish loving both these fresh baked meme loafs
i swear the day i saw people making faith memes i about exploded my pants right off in excitement
way back when ch 1 was the only game and i thought no one else would discover it... very happy to have been proven wrong
i should send the faith memes i made last april when i first joined the fandom lol
Wowie! Did you plant mini sized explosions underneath your pants?

I definitely do not have like 2 more lined up if I can be bothered to draw them lmao
ah, a classic
aged like a fine wine
yes
Oh dear god
this is a (sip) circa 2001 i believe
dont quote me on that i probably got the year wrong
Indeed.
Ikr I was so pleased to post that video of Garcia pumping the shotgun lol
I just love messing with people who whine about release dates
hey airdorf can we get a release date for the day that you're announcing the release date
/ joke
I don't know how many times you can say "soon™️" and "they dont provide release dates until theyre absolutely certain as to not cause potential strife to consumer or dev" before it gets ridiculous but I think the number's been passed a good while ago lmao
unfortunately the cost of being more visible in the public eye is things reaching heights of ridiculousness faster
(not that it excuses it)
hey airdorf can we get a release date for when you finally unleash michael on our sinful souls
Anybody know what Miriam Bell says to John before Father Garcia saves him in Chapter II?
After, "Here I am"
gimme a mo ill give it a listen
👀 I'm curious to know this too
took me forever to decipher "i'm an angel" from one of chapter two's sub bosses so when people transcribe any of the audio I'm like 
hmmm lemme have a quick listen
i might be able to decipher it
(if anyone's curious about the stuff amy says i can share that too)
"My little one"
wiki has most of it but
At least that's what I hear
i can get most of the speech but every so now and then I have no clue lmao
actually, wait, i think i know how i can figure this out
did y'all play it at like .75 speed? would that help?
"my little one" would make sense though because of the children she interacted with
basically, in the strings for the game, each line of dialogue has a name that roughly matches it
can confirm that miriam says "my little one"
oh smart

thank you airdorf for kindly organising your audio files with names lmao
amen
they don't always match the entire lines but it's a start towards deciphering them
I think she might be saying something during the fight. Because those screams sometimes sound like words but I can't really understand them
too many times ive tried to find an audio file and its called something like "voiceline_1" and so you gotta go through heaps of em just to find 5 seconds of audio that really wasnt worth it lmao
tru
the screams were taken from an exorcism or somethin along those lines so its possible
Wait how are you guys finding audio files? I'm dum
its complicated with this kind of game so i havent bothered
Yes, I've heard about it. I just don't know what exorcism that's from and where I can listen to it. Also listening to real exorcism feels kinda weird to me-
can't say too much about this without disappointing airdorf lol
its possible it might be on his channel
it's a secret to everyone
he has a playlist of spooky inspo vids
ill see if i can find it and give it a listen so you dont have to deal with it lmao
if anyone's curious about any other characters, lmk
Oh, you're right. I didn't know that....
It's time to watch this playlist. Looks like i'm not sleeping tonight
i remember being really curious about michael's voice lines but now that it's been like three years i've figured it out through lots of replaying/let's play rewatching
Video from GameGandhi
https://www.youtube.com/user/GameGandhi
why is this in a spooky inspo playlist mr dorf
michael's lines are also all on the wiki
i can't really use the audio file method with the first chapter. anything that isn't subtitled dialogue has generic titles. for example, amy's lines are all "girlaggro" and "girlflee". however, there is "aaaa"
least theyre still nice and easy to find to listen to
I've played this game so many times that I understand almost every voice line-
i think i've figured out that the line the wiki says is "they belong" might actually be "babylon", but i could be wrong
oh what lines that
it's one of amy's lines
There's something I really need tho. I need to know what are cultists saying at the end of ending 3 in chapter 1. I know they're speaking Enochian and I tried to understand it and translate it but it's hard-
:0
can't help you there unfortunately lol
I can read texts written in Enochian I just can't understand when someone's speaking
shit i hear both lmao, hard to say
i also cant help out with that ending though, got no clue on enochian
I'm going to sleep. It's 2:40 am here and I have school in the morning. Bye for now
nighty-night lilith
sleep well!
thanks 🙏
well technically she will
in a flashback 
amy is staying at home and practicing social distancing
Amy is keeping her face healthy
she might be a demon but she is a responsible demon
tryna get a reference for amy is hard when in nearly everyshot her "face" is covered by hair or hand lmao
what'cha need exactly?
i just want a clear shot of her head shape
is there a specific shot you want to use? i can redline it
nothing specific really, preferably head-on for general reference but otherwise nah
That’s what I have so far lmao
pictured: september 21st, 1986 (uncoloured)
Mister Bean
Miriam Bell
I think im on to something here......
look i aint saying anything but have you ever seen them in the same room together????
Even the Unspeakable would shit his/her own pants in fear if he/she ever saw Mr. Bean

it's very rough but this might be able to help
oh shit wow okay thank you haha
i know in the original meme she's looking up but i tried to keep it simple lol. yw!
no no thats fine! i wasnt really gonna bother facing her up anyway haha
ahh i see. well i hope it's able to help ^^ gl!
That’ll do lmao.
lookin' good!
@wide axle mortis
yes yes, they are very good
:)
I have to find my faith fan art
LETS GOOO
yeah, if you upload the pictures to imgur or something you can post the links here
Another day of waiting
i cant get the last panel to work no matter what I do 😩 oh well I might as well start digitising the other two
besides he essentially ran off crying in canon so the last panel with its smooth exit being missing wont effect the joke lmao
im sorry john i love you i didnt mean it
It looks good ^^
(Yesterday I was actually thinking about redrawing this meme with faith characters but didn't know with what characters exactly and didn't really had much time to think about it either)
thank you! all I could think about was john fleeing the failed exorcism lmao
though dont feel like you cant now if you still want to just cause I did. we need more memes
I started redrawing the "in the name of the moon, I'll punish you" scene with John but got tired and stopped. Drawing is quite hard for me (mostly because I give up too fast and think all of my drawings are shit)
It's this one
I'll try 🙏
the trick is to say fuck it, i dont care how shit this thing is, i started it so now im gonna finish it. dont pay too much attention to it.
I have troubles with drawing mouth
if youre doing it similar to the one in the meme, its sort of like an oblong rectangle. draw one with one side slightly bigger, then slowly round the corners till you think it looks right.
As much as I love Sailor Moon art style I wanted to draw it more in "my style" because it's easier for me and I feel more comfortable. I mostly just changed face and proportions
just dont focus too hard on it - if you start to stress that it looks bad move on to a different detail and come back with a clear mind!
oh valid.
all my stuff just looks like anime vault boys from fallout lmao
Thank u 🙏
I'll get back to drawing it after school
"I have to finish what I started"

I'm glad someone made the joke for me lmao.

oh god I just noticed you can see a tinge of tree in the speechbox on the shower meme. thats gonna kill me
I am not making that mistake again
oh man lads i finally finished it
oop-
i said id do more sailor moon memes and I meant it
I really wish I could have made the last panel work but it just wouldnt lmao
it really does need to be a proper cape and not just a priest robe
ah but she lost her face sometime after she fled the hospital
ala "my god, what have you done"
id say He Tried but did he really?
np 
I basically finished drawing it. I just need to add text and I think I should change it. Any ideas?
It's alright don't worry
"In the name of god, I shall judge you in god's place!"
Just one day, Gary is chilling and then he hears a scary, "Hmmm, t e d d y."
And lo, Mr. Bean.
i'm not very good at drawing
i did second version-
I think I'll post it on twitter
Here's a nu-scenecore edit of John I did. Because I am le epic cringe moment.
lmao these memes are making my day



Oh man I guess it’s time to get to work 
get to work, you absolute fish
🙏
I actually have another one that was practically finished lemme fetch it
yeah nah
My computer is taking forever to boot lmao
take ur time fish no hurry
Airdorf? More like Airdork! Amiright

That ended up really good though hahaha I’m glad to see you finished it :)
@golden basin thank you for motivating me
I wouldn't finish this today if not you so thanks a lot 🙏
🇷 🇦
🇼
Shut up dweeb
i was just kidding :/
Don’t make me beat you up
I gotta go back to sleep lmao it’s so early but I’ll see if I can’t get one of those done later
omg i love it
damn, thats pretty good mate.
Thank you!! :)!!!!!
wowie i love what youve done here :D
You can post the art here as well.
Ohh ok!! Sorry I didn’t see the channel, my bad
@sturdy hinge thank you thank you!!! 😄
Yes also upload it to NewBlood.gallery !
@feral meteor i will!!
Airdorf is weaponizing his audience into Meme Machines
Anyone know where I can get a template text box? I wanna take a go at one of these Sailor Moon caps lol
oh boy am i about to do a meme redraw
...sigh i am
i still need to finish the one with all of the johns
i can't quite help you with that but i can suggest that a google of "anime subtitle font" might be able to help you convincingly recreate it
Yeah no I tried (I make edits from my phone) and it looks relatively ugly
Wait
Now I have an idea
This’ll take ages but I’m doing it
SFDJJNHJS
i love it
Silently trying to handdraw Garcia into one of the Sailors when my wrists end up with joint pain because of medicinal side effects
ouch, don't push yourself dude
yall are great artists 😊
aww thanks
i actually have a bunch of old memes i redrew with Faith characters back from April-May, should I share them?
I didn’t realise I was in the main chat lmao oh well
oh was this what they meant by text box oops
@plucky belfry these are beautiful
Those are some good memes
Tysm
I’m not, don’t worry. It takes minimal effort for the pain to settle but I’m taking my time to make sure I don’t pull a Toby Fox and seriously damage my wrists lol
hdssa thank you, while i don't miss drawing with a tablet n my finger i loved how these looked lol
and also great @sonic jetty , i was just making sure you weren't messing up your wrists but you seem to know your limits
I’m probably just gonna finish up the head for now and post it for proof of concept lol
go ahead dude, may as well lol
If you need to know the font I can grab the name of it
Font name's "Zelda DX TT BRK"
i can drop the font file if anyone needs it (for PC)
Ah good cause I think I deleted the zip file so I can’t share it myself lmao
here!
if you have a windows PC just:
- Download it
- Cut the font file (or copy, do as you wish)
- Go into This PC, then Drive, then Windows, then Fonts
- Paste it into the fonts folder
should work
Actually
You should just be able to click it
And it should just open a preview with an option to install
https://twitter.com/themario_head/status/1352394026071314435?s=12
Alright here’s what I got. Some of the proportions are weird but not too shabby if I say so myself.
oh damn lmao
Thanks, I’m not used to the style either so it took some time lol
cant wait to see the final product
Oh boy I’m a rat
same, i bet it'll be great!
and yeah, welcome to the rat gang
rats, you're rats
We’re the rats
Me, trying to make it canon Gary is afraid of Mr. Bean
Oh dear god
That works too perfectly
It will be in our hearts
I mean if he’s a normal human being like you and me, then he’s susceptible to irrational fears, right?
Gary vc: being scared of mr bean is NOT irrational
great art and memes from everyone 😘
these are glorious man, deserves appreciation
Mortis
mortem
That special secret project I'm working on is about to reach 50% completion because of a nifty thing I discovered
oh? 👀


So @Airdorf made a secret boss fight in FAITH that's so good we're just gonna make it a main boss fight lol.
lmfao
oshry the goat fr
can't believe the darkdorf bossfight made it as a main fight 
What do you think will happen if we defeat Darkdorf?
Back to where it all began
Do you think Allred will be as badass as Garcia? I honestly am not sure what to expect from him
This time, we will finish what we started
I can't say I've high expectations though considering the obvious
I reckon hes subtle badass
does allred have a shotgun? yeah didn't think so
Ooo that sounds cool
kinda like Merrin from Exorcist, looks like gentle old man but that man knows things
A sweet old man who knows how to fuck up some demons
Well that would explain why he died
Yeah...
yeah prolly why he got his ass kicked by amy
dude looks like the kind of guy to take the blow if itl save someone else
he probs died in an attempt to at least get someone out of the house, even if it ended up just being john
Hmm
Now that I'm looking at him he seems like a happy old man who is absolutely none the wiser to anything that is happening
theory: allred knew they werent strong enough to defeat amy's demon which is why he sent john upstairs with the parents. figured he'd try and do what he could to weaken her and buy the others a chance of escape, even if it cost his life - whcih obvs it did
I literally can't look at him without seeing Father Merrin ngl lmao so thats all I can think about
I can't see it but tbf I've not sat down and watched The Exorcist in full
you should its good
I remember watching it at a video store a long time ago
Funny Or Die made a fake political website with Mike Pence’s name and I recall there was a video titled, “Mike’s plan for America”. It was just the fly scene
Gary's name turns out to be Darkdorf
if thats the case then "gary is a normal human just like you and me" really IS propaganda
low quality minimal effort but hey its somethin lmao
goddamn I really picked a good meme to start off with huh 
was that gary or a random cultist keeping an eye out
the guy who ran over John?
yea looks like the same guy who followed him in one of the endings of faith 1
welp who knows maybe they have their shared truck or smth .-.
oh i just figured it was a cultist there too lmao, likely the same one assigned to keep an eye out
gary seems like a busy man
good eye on the car though, looks close
😄
yeah, it's a bronco
At first I thought it could be a K5 blazer but the B pillar resembles more like a bronco
not sure about 3 but the car we see following john at the end of 2 is confirmed to be a bronco in the files
ahh I see
also how did you guys have colored usernames?
Is it like a rank or smth?
think its the same sprite
Father Allred's (?) white car also looks like a mid 80's Monte Carlo with vinyl top
yeah that'd be allred's car. any guesses on john's?
My guess will be a fox body mustang, not sure about the year tho
Safe to say the same model year as the year in the game settings, 1987?
why am I obsessed with identifying cars in a pixelated atari style spiritual horror game .-.
.-.
its about the details
yup. and Faith did a great job at it
damn though where were you the other day when we were tryna figure it out lmao
😄
hey now you know you can always ping me when ya want to talk about details in this game xD
hahaha, ill keep that in mind 
i'll have to check the files later for john's car
lmao you're like the black market detail seller
ayy thanks it's good 👌
@dapper fable @golden basin Judging by the shape of the front bumper I'll say it's a '85/'86 Mustang GT, which was popular back then
yeah, i don't know much about cars, but you're probably right. i'll still take a look anyway just to see if i can confirm
oo yeah thats looking about right
I wonder if Michael will come bacc
thatd be interesting. he was pretty pureed by the truck so id be surprised if he came back as is, but there might be ways
maybe the demon that possessed him will make a reappearance, or maybe there'll be some garcia torment with some michael delusions
right, i think its about time I get cracking on the next meme then, eh
can't wait to see it!
also i just checked the files. can't find anything specific about john's car. it's just "car" lol
well duh
damn u rite 
pretend its silver but it looks right
set you on fire? idk they do make you run really fast tho
plus theres that gif of garcia driving the car with john in the passenger seat and it looks like that side
what did silver sedans ever do to you. this sounds ilke an interesting story that we must unfold 🤔
silver sedan secret boss when
Dude I just
I think it's the colour????
Idk why I dislike them so much??
Silver Sedans killed my grandmother, okay?!
I think I just have an irrational dislike of Silver Sedans in particular because I don't mind silver cars that much
I have NO reason to dislike them!!
Yeah I guess-
opinion on general sedans?
They're alright? The shape of the 80s ones is actually not bad, I like it
....ohhh
Okay so maybe I don't like sedans being the colour silver
That's still weird
thats his absolute worst sin
of course it stinks he smokes in it
his worst sin is driving a mediocre car
(maybe it's because I was smoked around as a kid, but the smell of cigarettes are comforting to me)
yeah i mean i don't mind the smell of cigarettes either but it was a perfect joke to make lol
hey, he could have a nice little air freshener. it could smell of smokey flowers
he has a pine air freshener
what colour
green, he's a basic bitch
yeah definitely green
sounds about right lmao
he has a few other more important things on his mind then what pine air freshener is best i guess lmao
favorite ice cream flavor is probably vanilla
VANILLA SLAPS
he apparently eats McDonald's so I imagine he likes getting a McFlurry
oreo or m&m
yeah vanilla is good but lemme bully him
Hmmm Oreo
ha do you think he gets happy meals for himself and keeps the little toys in his glove compartment
he gets pulled over one day
"license and registration"
"of course officer my id is in my glove compartment lemme just get it real quick"
then he opens it and a bunch of toys come tumbling out
jsdgd

just a bunch of Garfields falling everywhere
he's frantically trying to pick them up, it's a mess
poor, poor man.
I can hear the sound of the plastic clinking against each other in my head
Like very clearly
john just breaks down crying cause he cant pick them all up fast enough and the officer just goes "uh, its okay sir, uhhh my mistake" and leaves
okay but you wanna hear something really sad 
"oh, do you have kids?"
"...yyyes"
share
imagine karen sometimes goes and gets a happy meal cause shes not super hungry but was too busy to get a proper meal and she always brings home the toys for john
he comes home from parish and theres a lil garfield waiting for him
no more garfields.
so when she left John looks at them sometimes and just quietly cries
wholesome 😭
exactly.
It started as a talk about John's car and ended up with John being obsessed with little garfields
Not quite finished with the sketch yet but damn why does John look so baby this time agsjskdvkd
omg I love it-
That’s the first time I’ve ever drawn Garcia as well. Pretty happy with the turnout
"why does john look so baby" because he is baby
He truly is deep down inside
= 👶
New leaked sprite
👶
gum sandwiches
ah yes
??????????

I’ve finished the sketch, now drawing with the shitty tablet. Dear lord I hate this thing lmao
gl fish! i hope it turns out how you want it to!
Yo someone make Garcia clown
already did
O o o o
(clown shoes squeaking)

That’s beautiful.
thanks i put way too much effort into it lol
but yes you know how tablets are supposed to be like. you have pen & cursor on one side, you move pen and now cursor is over there too?
yeah no the cursor stays in place on my tablet 
namely its my laptop's fault but hopefully when I get my new setup I can actually use it on my desktop which'll let it work properly
oh so your laptop cant run the tablet software maybe
its not a screen if that what you're asking, its a big mousepad essentially with a pen
yeah lmao
its a horrid laptop but I make it work
slowly and painfully, but it works
how old is it?
i think mine is coming up on 9 years
id be surprised if it could run faith tbh 
luckily my laptop can indeed run faith
it has 2gb ram and though its 64x architecture, its only 32x os
its wonderful i love it so much
oh noooooooo
my tablet used to do this really weird thing. normally the cursor would "teleport" to wherever the pen was hovered, like the tablet was a rough approximation of the screen, but sometimes it would suddenly decide to function more like a mouse. it's been a long time since this has happened but iirc i think reinstalling the drivers would fix the issue. maybe yours works similarly?
oh it just straight up doesnt support it lmao
thats surreal lmao
i can understand if you just dont have the means to upgrade i guess
or maybe its just a really good tablet despite the age?
oh yeah it still works great. suits me perfectly fine so i've never felt the need to get a new one
well thats good then
valid
like if it works, why upgrade? and i rarely use it these days anyways since i'm really good with a mouse. really the only time i use a stylus or anything like that is if i'm doing art on my phone
ah i see, i apologize i think my reaction was rude in hindsight
god i dont know how you can put up with a mouse regardless of skill lmao'
nah, it wasn't rude!
i used to draw with a mouse and it was pain. worse than this tablet lmao
also i'm just used to it i guess lol idk i've just practiced with mouses (mice?) a lot
which massive fuckin kudos to airdorf for the chapter 2 rotoscoping holy shit
i think that makes sense, the mouse is a tool and some tools just work better for some people
i keep forgetting that airdorf's game art/assets were mouse-only for a while 
maybe its just my really bad joints lmao but good lord I applaud your mouse use
lol well thank u
oh my GOD
I don't get it
we were joking about john getting happy meals for garfield toys
hold on ill link the convo lmao
here
ah
sir those are his emotional support garfield happy meal toys
i wish i had a garfield emote to put next to 
I'm NOT going in there
(menacing plastic rattling in the distance)
possessed garfield toys
it's the garfield closet
she couldnt deal with his obsession anymore
what are they possessed by? the hunger for lasagna
hungy 4 lasag
John wanted everyone to know about the Happy Meals so he joins Sauron Noodle in the Chapter 2 ending
B a m
convert everyone to garfield
that's a pretty funky dance garfield
show me how you do it
Gary is a normal person cat just like you and me.

He made a deal with the unspeakable for unlimited lasagna on demand
isnt the dude who owns garfield called jon 
yeah, jon arbuckle 🤔
ive got it. Ive figured out what has happened
jon is having a great big nightmare that hes a priest and his cat is a cultist trying to summon a demon
the ending will reveal it was just all an elaborate garfield comic
God.... XDD
silent hill joke dog ending except it's joke garfield ending
i like idea this very much
fish if you ever suddenly vanish under mysterious circumstances, we'll know what really happened, don't worry
i had to let the people know before it was too late oh god oh no i hear someone hes HE DIFHERIUHVUIRVB IRJV
NOOOOO
Garfield has logged in.
actually cursed image
i'm sorry to tell you this but i think your laptop is now haunted
its his laptop now
oh my god i lost so much progress - had john finished but now its just his head
garfield what have you DONE
I have the computer pleb fish
thats how i feel right now
if i gotta be up till 3am for a meme again then so be it
I AM NOT LISA
question: what colour should I do the text if its supposed to be both of them talking
maybe just white?
alrighty
YOU ARE MINE, PRIEST.

Demonic roars of agony.<
garfield couldnt stop me forever
perfect 👍
Cleverrrr
👉 😎 👉

Gary cares for you
gary ❤️
perry
shit now i've just rememebered what i've wanted to ask one thing regarding FAITH 3......
will it have Woodland Critters in it?
🎵He’s a semi-psychotic, man-killing human of insanity! He’s a red-eyed little bastard who never bitched out of a riiiiiite! He’s got more than just a cult. He’s got a groovy, blood-red cloak. And the demons swoon when they hear him say, [Hello, John]. He’s GAAAARRRRYYY! Gary the CUUUUULTIIIIIIST!🎵
these dudes from South Park https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Woodland_Critters
(In response to Dunce)
Don’t remind me of those “Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared” mother fuckers
bruh those cute lil animals only want to ||bring back Satan|| and have ||devil powers at their disposal||
Why? For the glory of Satan of course!
I really liked watching "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared"
It was..... interesting. I might rewatch it all now
Green is not a creative color
Let's get c̴̨̛r̸͑̑e̸̝̎a̶̅́t̷̉̚i̷͈͒v̵͉̌e̵͑̅
don't cry, c̸̏̄r̶͂̽à̶͠f̶͌̀t̸̲͌
don’t be afraid, john
Be afraid, John.
https://youtu.be/MXn5sCbCRWw
John Ward and Father Garcia stage an armed assault on Gary’s cult headquarters (1988, colorized)
From the Dudes of Hazmat standalone episode of the same name!
Patreon link: https://www.patreon.com/drue_langlois?fan_landing=true
Buy the song (& other songs from the show) at: https://boldsaber.bandcamp.com/album/dudes-of-hazmat-songs
Some cult member yelps by: Sarah-Lynne Otsuji
Animation by Drue Langlois. Music by Bold Saber.
Don't forge...
the connotation that the cult just hordes a heap of canned food
smart thinking
I wish I could post pictures and files and stuff in here
I really wanna show off John Ward Engineer
hmmm if you post it somewhere else you could link to it
^
Mmm, I wanna do it "legitimately"
better start being active then lol
i hear the bernie sanders mitten meme is all the rage right now 
oh god
Okay uh
How about this?
What is your favourite note from the Faith series?
Answer below
HMMMMM 🤔 that's a tough one uhhh
Hmmmmstve. I'd say the one before John's beautiful transformation
maybe the pandemonium regnat satani vitae one?
Into the demon / possession?
||the part at the end where it's like "for the love of god move amy he somehow knows she's here"|| is so fucking good
true fish that's pretty good too
MY favourite message is the one where it starts off as a regular newsletter ||before being slowly corrupted by the cult and demons as the music becomes distorted is AMAZING!||
yeah that one
Same. I love it so much
i'm racking my brain but that one currently stands out to me the most so i'll go with it
When Markiplier read it, that HOOKED ME IN
oh sorry it didnt occur to me that meme would be bad!
Like:
"Okay yeah blah blah blah wait wait WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?"
👌🏻
Also the Candy Tunnel and the old Chapter 2 Demo notes are weird as well
I really love how a few of the chapter 2 notes aren't obviously relevant to the events unfolding but set up the scene, the candy tunnel is such a good example of it
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MrMuffinz#2275 User iamindeedafish#8961 has been warned.
there we go
hmmm favourite parts from each chapter?
hmmmmm
first: idk it's all good
second (demo): uhhh idk
second (full game): john and garcia teaming up
third (demo): camera sequence 100%. that's been the only thing to spook me so far so you know it must be good
third (full game): i'll get back to you on that lol
I think we can just group 2 and its demo together as one big part lmao
the demo is KINDA standalone? but for the most part yeah
hmmm 🤔 that works i guess
first: if I had to pick I'd say the first rotoscope with amy at the end of the bed. before that, everything's been sprite based (unless you paused on michael lmao) and so its entirely unexpected, before immediately returning to sprites with john stating "she is here". such an unsettling bit.
oh yeah, speaking of that part, can we just address the fact that john was tucked into her bed???
I THINK ABOUT THAT A LOT
like it'd be one thing if he was just laying on top of it but??? he was all like nice and cozy in there
I wonder if perhaps the demon in the basement wasn't Amy, and might have been someone else who knocked him out and set him up for Amy to play with
hence why he was in the bed
cause why would Amy drag him up there and tuck him in if shes just gonna chase him around. seems like extra unnecessary work
hmmm 🤔
especially as the rotoscope is her reveal
we know she can be invisible tho
we know she was following john through the house. you can see her in the mirror behind him, for example
true, she is definitely present
amy tried to sneak up on him only for him to faint before she could do anything and shes like "well thats no fun" so she just pops him in bed till he wakes up lmao
theres just so many little things that when you go back you begin to wonder if its at all how you perceived them
which is incredibly fitting considering john's mental state and the whole theme of 2 being "is it real or am I delusional?"
very true, very true
Either way, I’m willing to bet Chapter 3 is going to be a gosh darn ROLLERCOASTER. New demons, new characters, new mysteries to uncover and a small chance that IF JOHN DOES DIE, he gets to meet Amy one final time and try to comfort her or something idk
ayyy lookin' good tho 👍

AAAA
YO
Ha I need to do some proper Faith fanart again, it's been a while
But not now, it's coming up to 6 am and I'll be going to bed now lol
oof yes lmao go to sleep
I just saw garfield trending on twitter and I swear my heart skipped a beat 
hes back and not pleased I revealed the real ending
you have to fight him
Fish did you post a lewdy?
WHY IS THAT WHAT YOU ASSUME FROM ME HFGAJWEAHGFFHW
no I posted a prominent meme thats circulating right now
i cant believe thats what you assumed. i have forever tainted my reputation as the horknee for priests chick. 
Truly an F but you are correct
that discussion has nothing to do with #faith so I'm removing it. And take the horny-posting elsewhere
Why is it that every-time I leave this channel for a day, somebody does something to attract the attention of the mods?
cursed chat
Of all the NB chats, the “Christian” one is the most horny
oh yeah it does my dude
Anyways, I found a cursed image that was giving me Faith vibes
oh no lmao
Wanna see it?
yes
you have unfortunately piqued my interest
it's cool. i like it
It’s like Faith combined with that promotional game Airdorf made for the movie, The Wind
that pic has such a weird vibe to it
It’s like something John would exorcise
well the face lowkey looks like michael's



