#04-24-2026 #4 Lakers at #5 Rockets Playoffs Game Thread (R1 G3)
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My guy
He just shoots
Slovenian citizen jaxson hayes
for supporting this fucking team
Refs not calling fouls is back firing on rockets lol
I’m glad reaves didn’t play this game
If im bronny im cussing his dad out for throwing that weak ass lob. Let me dunk that shit
Jabari is a catch and shoot player
AD 😔
dare i say
BRO WE WOULDVE BEAT ROCKETS BY 30 EVERY GAME
yea that should be slam
we are last year's pacers
bron kinda hesitated in that pass
Reaves should be back if it’s 3-1
this rockets crowd cheering for bronny lol
dad what was the bron and bronny link up play game 3?
Lakers gotta win to make this game for bronny
oh my days
Let’s go bro
!3
Out of the timeout
His dad is lebron James, kid has the right to hesitate lol
lebron
Nice
ime got what he wished for
holy shit
Oh that was a 3
Bron goat
BANGGG
Lakers got to win the trophy for bronny
careful what you ask for ime
we beating okc man
We up 14!! Keep it going
you certified bum
nahhhhh
Smart back in
Not yet 😅
no
no breathing
shut them outta the game
then we breathe
0/1
Damn the Lebrons are taking over this game, we don't need reaves and luka anymore
Fuck yeah
bum
im dead
pardon the quality, my internet shit rn
Also
Rockets look defeated
I was nervous but we got good Bronny minutes
Sengun know he gon lol
I got you brother lol
haaayes
jaxson
HYAESSSS
OAKDMNFKF
they're getting punked by bronny lol
OMGGGGGG
yeah this shi is gg
BANG
Why bronny’s eyes closed in the picture lmao 🤣
I love Marcus smart
NICE SMART
smart has 6 assists
bro
Are we even gonna be able to keep hayes
smart throwing dimes left and right
FINNEY SHIT
Jax playing better now that he is slovenian
goon in
this houston team is dogshit bruh
They don’t have FVV
will bronny turn into the okc killer 🙏
They need a pg badly
rare bron miss
Come on bron
Bron
Ah wtf how u miss
Luka will make a good case for him
so cool that bronny's first playoff points are not garbage time
lol sheppard
Rockets hate each other
REED LMAOO
damn, lebron layup miss
Nice
Let’s finish this quarter up this time
vando in
WE WERE SCARED OF HIM
first rui miss
We love an aggressive Rui
rui missed, trade him fr
lol
Rockets scared of Luke Kennard
bron gets me so wet man shits crazy
Even Curry misses from the three
marcus smart is a different player in the playoffs 😮
i cant believe that dfs is actually playing
Are u kidding me right now
looks like another easy win
REED YOU SUCK
Goddamnnnnn refs too soft
Smh
That’s why we got him
these refs foddamnit
So that’s why he missed
damn wtf
fuck of refs
Nah I won’t be comfortable we love to lose leads easily
am I crazy to think we could beat OKC in 7 or 6 with luka and reaves
Ngl I think we could potentially take it in 5
Granted they’d all be super close games
Esp that 15 points lead we had last game.. lost in few mins
We can’t get a call lol
Was that a foul?
Did Luke get fouled or timeout
timeout
Timeout
wtf
lal to
Luka Nard
I see what houston’s gameplan is
The Rockets fucking suck lol
Should be up 20

They’ll adjust
Stop luke kennard, but can’t stop everybody else
They giving him that curry treatment lol
He’s just that good
someone tell me how we survived the non lebron minutes
Nah. Lakers are good .
cuz rn its looking ugly
defense
Rockets to the goon
Because the Lakers are the best team in the league
defense turned into offense
Offence
nah I just think rockets have the worst offense in the league
Denver wanting to keep 3rd seed is getting the belt to they ass
no kd in the bench?
He’s at home on his burner rn
is KD actually not on the bench.. tats not a good look
if we can sweep rockets, will that increase our chances against okc
Not on the bench is wild ngl
good hustle + defense
He aint on the bench
KD hates his team
bro deni adjiva has so much aura
Could you imagine if Bron wasn’t on the bench
Houston would’ve been better with Green and Brooks
he's a zionist pimp
media would go batshit crazy
hes a goat
i want deni to destroy the spurs so bad
LMAOOOO
superstar in the making
bron back in
She’s so mad lmaooo
I cant believe blazers cut costing
rui miss 3
The new owner is a shitty person
the star of david
im scared now
2.1 second shot clock
Sengun bro
Let’s go
You’re so fucking ass
he's gonna have 200 jewish concubines like solomon did
Fuck
Damn
LFG bron
Foul
Better call that
make these bron
Finally they call a bron
We love aggressive bron
we love bron in any state
1/1
Ime Put dorian in, put that bitch in
1/1
Which quarter did we lose our lead in last game?
2/2
2/2
Bro
2nd
something I saw on twitter
like late 2nd qtr
Tell Jake to foul out one of them, bro not doing anythin anyways
Bro Jake’s gonna foul himself out 😭
Ok
Let’s go smart!!
amen to
rockets need a point guard so badly
Nice hustle
💀 🤣 lmao
great smart defense
amen and his brother should swordfight for nba rights
whoever loses is sacrificed to brons soul
What was that
Smart..
...
yo diesel get in the fucking paint
eason you bum lol
AYTON WHAT THE HELL
Wtf ayton
He missed😭
WHAT IS HAPPENING
aytom wtf
what the hell is happening
bro
Rockets is just throwing a tantrum right now
AYTON IS DOING BULLSHIT
What are we doing g
ayton lmao
I’m too heavy, they double techin me my first play after I break that backboard
AYTON DEADASS THREW THAT SHIT DOWNTOWN
LUKA SPOTTED
We throwing now I see
damn these are some terrorist hoops
AYTON IS SELLING
make a dhot
I used to pray for ties like this, we might actually sweep
where were you by chance when your fellow teamate Kobe Bryant visisted Denver Colorado in 2003
anothrr ryi miss
jj mad af
KENNARD
bro jj haha
Luke
thank you kennard
I love Luke Kennard
nice offensive board ayton
Nice
GOOD REBOUND AYTON
kennarded
treating ayton like a preschooler im fuicking crine
kennard so chill
Nice
amen thinks hes kennard
thompson look like he teach a kung fu class
I love how we proved everyone wrong so bad
lu dort actually does tho
They better not get swept

Dude that was probably the worst 2 minutes of my life
Did bron do the peter griffin jumpshot meme?
Good half
celtics down rn
Let’s keep it rolling
ty luke
FUCK THE CELTICS
this might be a sweep if we keep this up
its the bron fn meme now the king has the midas touch everything he graces becomes his
Lmfaoo
I genuinely don’t know what ayton was thinking with that pass he is not Luka 😭
Twice in the playoffs
Sounds like “everything the light touches is our kingdom”
Was in flying school, learning how to fly a helicopter 🚁
we should really rename this lebroncord if were being fr
cuz this is the 3rd fucking time
Is this bron’s world and we’re just living in it? 😳
sure we've been like this for 2 games
YOUD THINK WE'D LEARN OUR LESSON BY NOW
LMAO
should be up a little more✌️
Yk the funny thing, that happened in July 2003, the month I was born 💀 lmao
I just realize bron has only missed a single shot
We sweeping houston?
Kennard will bounce back in the 2nd half
We would be if we didn’t have absolute bullshit hoops in the last two minutes 😭
And it was the easiest shot in the game
even a sentence as graceful and beautiful as that cannot fully express the evangelical harmony the king brings to every room he walks into, every country he steps foot in, every human he meets, and every idea he creates with his enormous brain
A driving lay-up
It was some bullshit hoops
Yeah you would die for lebron
I could be in a 15 year marriage with 4 kids and i'd leave it all in an instant for the son of Gloria
Lukæ
luka nard
rui went from 6/6 to 6/9, washed 
shogun had a run but hes cooling
I almost hung up
damn, sixers bwating themselves
Damn how many playoff points does cooper flag have?
Less than Jake
its honestly confusing me how much they just shit the bed in like 2 min lol
also playoff p
lol
LeGoat does it once again
Okc is gonna get whooped once we get Luka
wait
is eric collins commentating the celtics sixers game?
why cant he announce our games smh
tf drummond shooting 3s in sixers
damn rui got 16 already
he was hot 6/6 with 16 points but slowed down now he's 6/9
Let’s go we back
LAKERS IN 4
Let's get it
jobs not done
And put bronny in
i fw this
cmon philly
luke kennard picking up foul merchant duties
please
smart
SMART
Smart bro
eagles just drafted a 6'9" OT good GOD
Where would I be without u
WHATS THE FUCKING HEIGHT ??
LELOCKDOWN
SIX FOOT NINE??
LEDEFENSE
Jabari 4
Omg
Hmmmm no ledunk so far
lebron
SMART??
Fried his dad now frying him
Damn rui is still missing
no need to waste his legs for now
Rui cooled down
oof rui is cold now
What happen to rui
Lock in Rui
Magnets expired
rui 🥀
shougun tucked his katana
It’s been 3 minutes 🥀
kd aint here so no need for lebron to show off
But they're so pretty
Ayton said he can guard 1-5
amen fts
he can guard 0 lol
lmfao amen
Bro im so fucking scared
amen shoot like he got a metal rod up his ass
DA that was some good solid fucking D
the eagles drafted a 346 pound OT that's as tall as bron
1/2
That was solid on reed
bron miss now
Damn we gotta make shots
watching 2 games rn
broooo
Rui be so brain dead sometimes
Dawg
but this "OT" can never, and will never, fill me with nearly as much gratitude as the glorious lord and savior of the human race, LeBron Raymone James, born in Akron OH on December 30th 1984. The amount of pride I feel when my king does as much as breathes is unfathomable in the form of verbal communication
GOD DAMN IT
make a shot
lock tf in lakers!
JABARI
RUII
we selling
oh my god we're fucking selling
goddamnnn
6 point lead
0 energy right now
what r we doijng
magnets expired damn
uh oh lol
Smart😭 💔
Smart 😭
come on guys
why are we selling
ima name this fish Charles Barkley
We're not playing good enough
wtf is going on
we went crazy in the 1st and we’re falling asleep bruh
rui cant beat sheppard off the dribble 😭
Can someone do black magic and make the sixers lose the series.. don’t want my home team to win and this place go crazy
because rn our defense isnt great and our scoring has stopped
but tbf this lineup we're playing against rn is hard
facts we're gonna get kareem hunt'ed by OKC if we don't improve
Sixers lost
Lakers should consider making a basket
stagnant offense
ayton has been open or has had favorable matchups the last 5 possessions and they just chuck
take it inside
Hayes is a much better scorer today, just bench ayton rn
Yep. And they need to keep giving him some offensive touches to keep him engaged on D
This game is all about scoring
Can someone tell me why Lakers suddenly look like a G-League team? Can someone call JJ up and get an explanation, this is unacceptable!
@fading flare watchu sad bout bro
We need Bronny
We will win if we score mor epoints
Thanks magic
!faith
HAVE SOME GODDAMN FAITH
i wonder
js lock in
we need to spam the paint ngl
tatum is such a chud bro
Let’s go smart
so I gues we're just not changing the lineup
ayton
AYTON there we goooo
SMART
tatum looks like he does that thing where the fish eat the dead skin off ur feet
tatum looks like he goes on pintrest to find baking recpies
God damn it jj change the fucking lineup
reed look like he the bottom half of a donkey costume
Get hayes and vando in there
or hayes and bronny
we need scoring bad
and defense
aight now im scared
bro lmdoa
fcking ayton cmon
l fao
No call?
fuxking hell
Ok. That's 100% a foul on LA if reversed
WHAT TEHE FUCK AYTON
Yikes
Wtf we doing
Who paid these refs
Rui got cold
No rebounds?
What the fuck is that call
YOU TARD
Let’s go smart
smart steal
no fucking way they didnt call travel on white
I see wat u did there
lebrob
we got to focus on defense and convert to fast breaks
THIS IS BULLSHIT
3rd quarter same lakers lol
1/1
Basketball is a game of runs it’s ok
1/1
jake in fuckk kcc
god damn it
Put Hayes back in
WE WANT BRONNY
1/2
Not jake man
WHY IS JAKE IN OVER VANDO
1/2
Our friend Jake is back
Le 1 and 2
we're getting tired maybe
WE WANT BRONNY
just back from halftime and we're already tired
Jeff green playoff basketball
eagles draft crazy every year holy shit
Tell Reaves to get up and start hooping
i dont buy it
dfs lol
PUT IN HAYES YOU TARD JJ
Put kiebler in instead of laravia
jskeee
BRO
God damn Rui
jake
see jake got the steal
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH RUI
holy dorian finny shit
IS HE OK
Thank you Luke
Luke
Thank you Luke
luke kennard can't miss
LUKE KENNARd
6 straight missed shots 4 rui
E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES
I BLAME PODZ
bro
HE CORRUPTED RUI
feed nard the ball plase
CALL A GODDAMN TIMEOUT
JAKE STAWP
JAKEEEE
reed judt blovled jake
WHAT THE FUCK
lol
TIMEOUT THE TEAMS FALLING APART
Nah get jake out man
JJ ARE YOU FUCKING MENTAL
I hate Jake Laravia
SO FINALLY THIS RTARD JJ PUTS IN HAYES
hayes in
we look tired and bad
GOD MAN
fuxkkkkk
@fallen hatch broo JJ ain’t readin this
jake
jajw lmao
NAHHHHHH
lol
CALL THE TIMEOUT OR DO YOU GET HORNY WATCHING THE TEAM YOU COACH FALL APART?
wtf jake
Jake has been ROUGH tonight
Jake bro omg
Get Jake tf out got damn im sick of him
BRO GET OUT
KID
WTH IS THAT
JJ IS A DUMBASS
brooooo
IM GONNA PUNCH JAKE
GIVE ME BACK HAM 😭
?
also. stop passing jake the mfer ball
MY GOD
Fuck man jake better not be back next season im sick of it
its fine
EVEN HE TOOK THE HANDS OUT HIS POCKETS TO CALL A TIMEOUT
rockets offense sucks
its jeff fucking green
Rockets suck
why we are giving plays for laravia
OK GOOD
jake istg
good d
He needs to be in china
JEFF GREEN IN LMAOO
Ohh nahhh tf noooooo
ime is the worst coach in the league probably
fuck
BRO WHAT IS THIS
BROOOO
fire LaRavia into the sun man
WORST QUARTER
what doingggg
turnover city
at least DFS is shit
THANK GOD DORIAN IS A BUM
FINNA SHIT IS SAVING US 😭
im crying bro
LARVAIA
THEY ARE PLAYING JEFF GREEN
hes ass
JEFF GREEN
Omggg
JAKE FUCKING LARAVIA
AADJKSDLFASLJDF FCK JAKE
Why cant we hold onto fuckin ball!!!
JAKE 😭
JAKE WTF ARE U SOONG
bro
Wtf man
It's like the rockets are trying to help us win 😭
SIY. OW
lollllko
JAKE LARAVIa
JAKE LARAVIA NEEDS TO BE SENT TO ISRAEL
THIS KID IS SO BAF
Hayes and jake gtfo!
hahA
JAKE BRO
I hate Jake so much
JESUS. HRIST
FFFFFF
JJ GET HIM OUT
GET THIS GUY OUT
Jake isn’t real
SHITTING THEIR PANTS
YOU TARD
JAKE LARAVIA WAS SENT FROM ISRAEL
SIT. JAKE. DOWN.
JAKE LARAVIA WAS SENT FROM ISRAEL
Get Jake out omfg
It’s okay guys Jake just having a bad game, he my childhood homie
Put in bronny instead of Jake at this point
YEAH JAKE YOURE DONE
OK FINALLY
jake bro
this guy is cheeks
JJ YOU IDIOT
fuckkkkkkkk
ALL IT TOOK WAS FOR LIKE 2 TURNOVERS AND 4 MISSES
wtfffff
Yea we lost lol
Jacob of LaRavia needs to die
GET THIS HITLER OFF MY TEAM
😭
Thompson killin us
OH MY GOD
this series isn’t even close to over bruh.
Jake LaHitler
fuck man
jake did this to us
2 POINT GAME BECAUSE OF LARAVIA
what is laravia doin
1 POINT GAMe
biasedhouston is happy rn bruh someone killme
BRONNY > JAKE
man can we please remove Jake please
Bronny deadass 3x better player than jake
Jake been selling since the first
How tf we lose lead? I stopped watching at halftime
fuck that rtard
Jake
butterfingers jake ffs
Smfh trash as fuck
ITS A ONE POINT GAME BECAUSE OF JAKE LAHITLER
JAKE TEL-AVIVIA
get jake out
WHAT ARE YOU Doing
Fire jj this his fault giving jake all these damn mins
!3
RUI FINALLY
RUI
ruiiiiji
why the fuck is he still on?????? JJ remove him
BANG
Rui nice
RUIIII
yikes what happened to our lead
and 3
CMOON ITS BACK
i look away for half a quarter and we get pounced
jake sold everything
Smartyyyy
FOULL
make these smary
smart luke and rui good
genuinely can't keep the ball in his hand for his life
Bruce Lee good too
Can we hold the dang ball man
Sengun plays basketball like he has undiagnosed autism
Lmao 🤣
jake stinks
id put knecht in over laravia and im serious
Can LaRavia stop being retraded
Lakers
Arby’s ad while the lakers are shattering
This shit is bad for my blood pressure man
sengun plays basketball likes hes on laughing gas
biasedhouston eats
I'm getting a little stressed, gotta say
Only first round
knecht cant be worse than jake
@severe pilot Truth
My unc already texting me the suckdicks
Two cheeks from the same ass
i better not see jake again tonight
If JJ ever plays jake's white ass on the court in this playoffs ever again i swear man
Just hold the lead until Bron can come back in 
BDF soldiers
maxi can help our rebound problems
FUCK KLEBER
dfs really missed 5 open 3s
Until rui hit that three we didn’t have a single three hit for 15 minutes
lol
kleber looks like a real estate agent pls no
i dont see maxi in wdym
NSJ NSJ NSJ
0/1
We just cant hold the ball or make a shot this quarter its terrifying
1/2
i still remember his game winning shot on lakers
bro
dude made like 5 fg that season 1 of em was that
Jake is the only player on this team that hasnt played in the playoffs before
Went from this to this
dawg wtf
our DEFENSE IS SHIT
looked like the cinnamon apples jacks mascot shooting
CMON
fuckkbvc
luke is turning over now fck
LUKE WTF
we need bron
LUKE BACK TO BACK TO
I wanna stay positive so bad BUT SHAMPOO IS FUCKING US
Bronny james please save us
LUKE WTf
Luke?
bron is coming
Lakers lakering
We're doubling sengun WHY
Smart making me nostalgic
Save us
luke is tired i think
BRO
smart blovk amwb
holy shit man
what is Ime yapping about
This is really bad
I was mad that jax missed that dunk but then I realized he was fouled
Thank god bron is back
Is unc jeff still alive?
at least he's playing defense 😭
in big 2026
Jeff green is playing better than Jake
Nya- my comfort character... NO! Comfort KING has returned. Lead us to glory, oh poised one
wait wait wait
Luke is overthinking the game.
bronny playing better than jake
are they CHECKING THAT
did we challenge that or is it just a replay
THATS A CLEAR FOUL
replay
Is that Jeff Green?
They know it’s a foul
are we serious replaying that
THATS A FUCKING PUSH FOUL
They’re checking to see if it’s a flagrant
oh
Yeah
kinda unrelated but fuck Gabe Vincent
STEELERS SELECT DREW ALLAR NO WAY
since when was jeff green bald?
why can't we just two handed push every player going to the basket then
Jake needs to get used to the playoffs and get his confidence back, holy shit
bro he's old
nazis draft adolf hitler
that was a free challenge
0/1
JJ 500 iq
nah im so scared
idiot
we are throwing
1/2
Jeff plays like 5 minutes a game and he still manages to do this
it wasnt
i just mean i havent seen him since cavs jeff green 
1/2
babqndf
LBJ
BANGG
levrob
!3
!3
LE FUCK YOU 3
!3
LEBRONNN
LEBRONNNN
GANG IM TWEAKING THINSIS SO FUCJIJG CLOSE
WHAT
Bron the goat
THIS IS YOUR TIME JAMES
king lfg
!3
MAKE EM DANCE FOR YOU LEBRON DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT
KING JAMES
.......
AND 3
I LOVE YOU LEBRON
Sengun jumpin around tf
sengun igb
vando
Marcus smart is so good
8 assistz for smart
hayes wtf..?
NICE MOVE VANDO
vando making layups
9
what is the sengoon leg motion
9 axtuslly
Fuck sengun
Bronny game winner otw
I mean there really is no reason to not like LeBron. If I could invite 100 brons to my wedding and nobody else id do it. fuck, id replace my bride and pastor with brons while we're at it
alright lucky
lefuckyou didnt work
good
LOOK AT REAVES HOOPING
Close it out
ok at least we survived that quarter
got scsrwd for a moment ngl
thought they wrre going to make some bs rockwets
Felt like they gave it a huge effort and only chipped off 6 points
lead got cut to 1 but at least it's 5 now
Let's go Bron time to dog walk these rockets in the 4th quarter
need to stupidly lock in
Jeff green and DFS saved us honestly
go hard on them dudes
sengun playing melatonin ball im crine
salute
i have a feeling we gonna watch legendary 4th quarter performance from LeBron, deadass i felt that
fat white man
folk😭
DFS our double agent
Did they run out or energy or smth?
its diffrent this time bro
I need luka to return and show this fat white european how a real white chocolate bar does it