#03-30-2026 Lakers vs Wizards Game Thread

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shy igloo
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🚨 GAME DAY 🚨
(17-57) #14 Wizards vs #3 Lakers (48-26)
⏰: 7:00PM PT
📺: Spectrum Sportsnet
🔵 WAS: Statement Edition
🟡 LAL: Icon Edition

LAL Injury Report:

OUT: Smart (ankle), Thiero (knee)

We have a back to back on Monday and Tuesday, Wizards are a tanking team so we should get the dub, but we did struggle a bit for the Nets. So we have to stay focused and lock in early 🔒🙏

restive seal
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why did it get deleted

shy igloo
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So to change an image I have to delete entirely

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Don’t matter tho it’s only like couple messages

restive seal
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o

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yeah

spark salmon
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we back

visual rune
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Damn

upper ravine
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If ayton dosent go off hes actually a bum

mystic shell
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if we lose this, it'll be super embarassing lol

upper ravine
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At home too

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Would be insane

visual rune
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like fr

upper ravine
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Ggs

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We won

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Js put bronny in

spark salmon
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oh boy oh boy oh boy

upper ravine
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Tf is the score

spark salmon
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?

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4-8 why

upper ravine
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Not on my screen

spark salmon
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Lebron 😭

short venture
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Bro

spark salmon
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what are we doing

fervent patio
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Man this illegal streaming shit got to go. How I load up the game on FCTV cause it got good connection. But the broadcast is in Japanese, FML. facepalm

spark salmon
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Lebron first option hoops

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!cortisol

tender lilyBOT
spark salmon
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bro

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can we lock in

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This lineup is not working

mystic shell
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bro

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we're fucking ass

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wtf

spark salmon
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This is why luka is mvp bro

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We're nothing without him

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HOLY SHIT BRUH

upper ravine
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Asked reaves to make his 3s

mystic shell
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holy

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we're not even trying

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like sure it's the wizards

upper ravine
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He deadass might not even get 19🫩

mystic shell
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but it's still a win we need to get 💀

spark salmon
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It's been so long since luka hasnt played that we've forgotten to try

mystic shell
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Luka makes the game so easy for everyone

inland fox
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All of a sudden wizards can shoot
Can’t make this up

mystic shell
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everyone kinda chills in the first quarter while Luka scores like 20

spark salmon
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But im sure he's not the MVP because he's definitely not the most valuable player on our team

mystic shell
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we forgot how to play without Luka

spark salmon
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Yeah im sure without shai the thunder would completely collapse

spark salmon
tender lilyBOT
inland fox
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Need LeBron 1st option hoops

spark salmon
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lwk lebron is hooping

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LEBRONN

upper ravine
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Bron might get 30 tho

spark salmon
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40

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ok our defense is just gone

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JUST MAKE A THREE PLEASE

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AYTON

chilly zinc
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arent the wizards supposed to be tanking

spark salmon
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bro aint no way

upper ravine
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13-4 run son

spark salmon
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So now they make threes and shots

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okay

wanton fjord
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I hope we aren’t going to lose to these bums

spark salmon
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Bro why would we sub out lebron instead of jake

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istg jj is in love with laravia

crisp kindle
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we'll be dead even until the last 3 minutes of 4th, per usual

spark salmon
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JAKE

pliant gorge
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bruh

spark salmon
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NVM MAN YALL SEE THAT D

pliant gorge
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tf is happening

crisp kindle
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this is the type of jake i can get behind

spark salmon
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this is the jake d we need EVERY night

crisp kindle
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Jake caruso

upper ravine
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Gimme the load jake

spark salmon
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reaves my glorious foul baiter

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but cannot make a shot

pliant gorge
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flipoutwow we losing today?

upper ravine
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Jesus christ

spark salmon
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no

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REAVES BRO

upper ravine
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Luka took reaves powers

crisp kindle
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i trust kennard's handles

spark salmon
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0-5 but with 4 assists

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we havent made a three

pliant gorge
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bro

spark salmon
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fucking

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hell

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THERE WE GO LUKE

crisp kindle
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damn zion may have destroyed austin's wrist for the season

pliant gorge
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more points please

crisp kindle
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kennard with the iso omg

mystic shell
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bruh

spark salmon
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Honestly just feed luke threes im sure the wizards cant defend threes

crisp kindle
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kennard with the turnaroud J lmao wtf!

mystic shell
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AR is so ass in the first half

crisp kindle
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how is luke not a 15 ppg scorer

spark salmon
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he's always a 4th quarter merchant

mystic shell
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did you guys see AR's stats in first half vs second half

spark salmon
mystic shell
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his stats and efficiency literally double

spark salmon
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its so weird

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but like it works

loud plank
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the washington generals are doing alright

jade blade
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This team needs Luka for offence and Smart for defence

spark salmon
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We cant have a good game without those two

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smart is genuinely one of the best players on this team in terms of difference making

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bronny cmon man

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weak ass foul

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What's lebron and bronny's +/- on the court together

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LUKE

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BRO CAN WE PLAY DEFENSE

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OMFG

frank wasp
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bro

crisp kindle
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luka kennard

spark salmon
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BRONNY

crisp kindle
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wtf bronny?!

stiff vine
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Alright boys how’s our Laker doin?

spark salmon
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not good

crisp kindle
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kennard running point tonight

stiff vine
spark salmon
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we're only leading by 1 against the wizards and nobody is trying

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man im about to crash out

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end of the first and we havent made one three

mystic shell
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holy fuck

crisp kindle
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im crine im so scared

pliant gorge
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Bro

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tf is happening

obsidian swift
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I win no matter what

spark salmon
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We'll win in the end but man

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this is frustrating

obsidian swift
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Loss: LeBron sucks; Win: it’s just the Wizards

visual rune
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sigh

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why can't we get a good lead early on bruh

spark salmon
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If this doesnt show that Luka is the most valuable player idk what does

crisp kindle
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lebron and austin need to step it up w/o luka

spark salmon
crisp kindle
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next man up

spark salmon
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I genuinely think we'd be doing better if guys like timme and bufkin were subbed in rn because those are guys who are fighting to get an extension

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They'll be giving effort

spark salmon
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The wizards defense cannot be that good

spark salmon
pliant gorge
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BRUH

spark salmon
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ARE WE SERIOUS

pliant gorge
crisp kindle
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run back lebron

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dude

spark salmon
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WHY IS NO ONE TRYING

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WE DONT HAVE LUKA BRO THIS ISNT A LOCK

crisp kindle
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we don't know how to play without luka imo

spark salmon
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im so fucking mad rn

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god man

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this is just turrible

frank wasp
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HAYES

warm sun
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Why we down

pliant gorge
spark salmon
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Because our best players are out

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HAYES

crisp kindle
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there. we. go. hayes

spark salmon
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Bronny loves those one handed passes

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which isnt good considering he turned the ball over before with that

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BRO ARE WE SERIOUSSSs

crisp kindle
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need bron bronny fusion to save us rn

spark salmon
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WE ARE NOT FUCKING LOSING TO THE IWZARDS

pliant gorge
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Bruh

visual rune
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of course not

spark salmon
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HAYESS

crisp kindle
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we can't make 3s

pliant gorge
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we win in the end

frank wasp
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HAYESSS

spark salmon
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OH BLOCKED BY JAMES

crisp kindle
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DO IT HAYES

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DO EEET

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BLOCK BY JAMES

frank wasp
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1/1

spark salmon
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Good fts vando

crisp kindle
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are these the wizards bam dropped 83 on

frank wasp
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2/2

spark salmon
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bang

spark salmon
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they dont even have sarr rn

pliant gorge
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49-26 incoming

spark salmon
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They're missing:
Sarr
Coulibaly
Kyshawn
Trae
AD

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And we're still neck and neck

mystic shell
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if you were to convert all those players to picks

spark salmon
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2/2

mystic shell
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Luka would be worth more

spark salmon
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but he's not mvp because he hasnt solved world hunger

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LeWashed 💔

frank wasp
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AND 1

spark salmon
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WOOOO HAYES

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GET THAT BAG

loud plank
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ugh

spark salmon
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is bron okay

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1/1

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9-0 run

frank wasp
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HAYESSS

spark salmon
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OH MY GOODNESS JAXSON HAYES AGAIN

frank wasp
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LET'S GOOOO

spark salmon
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LEBRON AND HAYES THE DUO

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AYTON WHOOO

loud plank
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what a night for jax

inland fox
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What bron gotta do to get a call

spark salmon
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and i dont mean artest

pliant gorge
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We need to blow this team out by the 4th so we can sit them all quarter for the B2B

spark salmon
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why tf are they challenging that

pearl dagger
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Bronny has above average nba level defense, he just needs a little offensive development and then he will be a consistent 8-12 min role player

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This 3 game stretch has been awesome for his development

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And also Jj giving him these chances

naive oracle
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lol wtf is that challenge

spark salmon
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he's too good for the g league but still isnt enough to be a good nba player

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his defense is basically a baby version of smart's

pearl dagger
spark salmon
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Honestly

naive oracle
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bronny is 21 so I'm not worried either

spark salmon
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Just give bron the ball and let him pass it to hayes

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These guys cant guard the paint

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just give it to hayes thats the way

naive oracle
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!3

naive oracle
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kennardd

frank wasp
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!3

spark salmon
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oh finally bruh

upper ravine
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LeAssist

spark salmon
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!3

upper ravine
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Doing it all man wow

spark salmon
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BANG

naive oracle
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LePointGod

spark salmon
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resign him

pearl dagger
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Bron deadass carrying

pliant gorge
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Reaves

pearl dagger
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This crazy

spark salmon
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REAVESS

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FINALLY

pearl dagger
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MVP Luka rn

spark salmon
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LEBRON

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THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

frank wasp
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LEBRONNNNNN

upper ravine
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Tf are yall calling timeout gang

naive oracle
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we're a pretty good team without luka

pliant gorge
upper ravine
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Yall not winning ts💔

mystic shell
spark salmon
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We noticing that jake defense

naive oracle
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but still good

upper ravine
spark salmon
pliant gorge
mystic shell
spark salmon
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I mean look at the pistons without cade

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They're not doing good

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They dont have a reliable secondary playmaker/scorer

naive oracle
spark salmon
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In terms of how valuable they are to their team Cade and Luka are the most valuable

mystic shell
mystic shell
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we would be in the lottery I feel

upper ravine
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From the finals to a tanking team

spark salmon
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Without shai sure the thunder arent the best but their team is deep asf so it's fine
In that stretch without wemby the spurs did fine and even beat us
With tatum back (and even without him) the celtics aren't that bad without Jaylen Brown
It's so clear that without luka the lakers are nothing and without cade the pistons have easy weaknesses but the media doesnt like to talk about that

wanton fjord
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What’s with bums playing hard against lakers

spark salmon
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The media doesnt like talking about Jokic's 10 turnovers
The media doesnt like talking about Shai's 0/10 from three
The media doesnt like talking about Wemby's stinker games
It's all eyes on Luka

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AYTON

naive oracle
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I recognize zero dudes on this wizards team

teal totem
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trae young still injured?

spark salmon
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Tre johnson?

naive oracle
inland fox
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Forgot about TY

spark salmon
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Will riley?

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man having ayton on the court is a negative

naive oracle
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ngl with u I only know champagnie and tre

spark salmon
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bring jax back or bring in timme

inland fox
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AD😔🥹

spark salmon
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just please

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dont play ayton when it's not clutch time

wanton fjord
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I would have loved to see AD and Ayton together on court🥹

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Playing for the lakers

spark salmon
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AD would HATE ayton

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honestly

inland fox
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AD and Hayes

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💪

wanton fjord
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Nah he would motivate Ayton

spark salmon
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!3

frank wasp
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!3

spark salmon
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BANG RUI

naive oracle
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DAMN

spark salmon
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OH BRONNY

teal totem
spark salmon
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rui again lfg

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Is it just me or is crypto much more alive today

crisp kindle
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we cooking?

spark salmon
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probably because tickets are so cheap

naive oracle
spark salmon
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We have real fans in here today not rich people

crisp kindle
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how much are tickets tonight

naive oracle
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we're not trying at all tho lol

spark salmon
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cant be more than 20

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oh wait

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it was like $19 the cheapest one

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last time i checked

naive oracle
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do u go to games often bandwagon

spark salmon
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Wow reaves has 8 assists

crisp kindle
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against the wiz and no luka, makes sense

spark salmon
naive oracle
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nah js curious

spark salmon
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I dont even live in LA

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reaves is 3 points and 2 assists away from a double double

mystic shell
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games are so expensive

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i just sail the high seas

naive oracle
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lol we're on a 31 - 8 run

spark salmon
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AYTON

crisp kindle
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me too i'd rather save that money

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i love lakers but i love benjamin franklin more

naive oracle
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1/2

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rare reaves missed free throw

spark salmon
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I've actually never been to crypto.com arena for a game

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It's so expensive to go to LA in general

crisp kindle
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where do u live

spark salmon
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Texas

upper ravine
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"Zard nation"

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These dudes ass

spark salmon
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Js wait till next year

crisp kindle
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u can watch lakers when they play in texas

upper ravine
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Im suppose to fear ayy dee?

mystic shell
naive oracle
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even if trae and ad come back these dudes bench ass

upper ravine
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Horrid lol

spark salmon
naive oracle
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anyone else here an overseas fan

crisp kindle
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wizards were so good in 1st qtr and now they're completely different team

uncut dust
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austin has 10 fts and 1 fg made

upper ravine
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Reaves cookin with the assist

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My fault goat

naive oracle
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we do next to nothing in the 1st qtr

spark salmon
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Whenever the Lakers come to play the spurs or rockets i'm usually not able to attend the games

upper ravine
balmy cargo
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Let's go Lakers!

spark salmon
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anyways good end to the half

crisp kindle
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i've seen enough to see pacers are intentionally tanking but wizards are just ass

naive oracle
spark salmon
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I was in chicago

shadow wren
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i'm so happy we're getting some bronny minutes this early

uncut dust
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wait houston is in texas (i dont llive in america*

spark salmon
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yes

shadow wren
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i don't get why we can't give adou those minutes too

naive oracle
bright trout
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no luka no problem

naive oracle
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I didn't know there were so many texas teams in the nba

stiff vine
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It’s wizards tbf

spark salmon
naive oracle
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im not american so i wouldn't know

naive oracle
teal totem
stiff vine
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Mavs, Rockets, and spurs are Texan teams

naive oracle
inland fox
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Jj looks not stressed lol

spark salmon
lone pumice
loud plank
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JJs movie is Summertime Switch!

shadow wren
upper ravine
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Js hope smart is healthy when the playoffs start

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Main person im worried abt

naive oracle
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I think smart is good

upper ravine
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Besides luka ofc

spark salmon
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I unfortunately live in a city with only one professional sports team and it's fucking soccer

naive oracle
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they're just being careful

spark salmon
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though the spurs do play here a few times a season

naive oracle
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not worth to play smart against the past 3 teams

meager beacon
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Chips in the ball confirmed

upper ravine
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True

mystic shell
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Texas has 3 NBA teams

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California has 4 🙂

spark salmon
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I think adou's minutes will jump next season once he fully recovers from his injury and gets into the rotation

mystic shell
random elk
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guys is my austin reaves 30 point parlay chalked🤔

mystic shell
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I want to see him dominate against easy competition

mystic shell
upper ravine
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4th qtr reaves gon save u

naive oracle
random elk
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I have some copium on this parlay tho

mystic shell
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AR elevates to another level in the 2nd half

spark salmon
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Admittedly we do have a lot of forwards in our rotation so that might explain why JJ had no plans for Adou to have significant minutes this season

mystic shell
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like, I think his second half percentages is like 55/43/90

upper ravine
random elk
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dude did yall see that JJ halftime interview lmao

random elk
spark salmon
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Jake, Rui, Vando, Lebron, Kleber, timme, Smart by technicality

random elk
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rattling

spark salmon
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Adou doesnt really fit atm

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Once bron leaves though he taking that starting spot

mystic shell
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i wonder if Bron stays

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on a cheap contract

mystic shell
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like where is he actually going that isn't a tanking team

upper ravine
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The leap is gonna be insane

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Js wait

spark salmon
mystic shell
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Cleveland probably dont have space for Bron as they're contending as well

upper ravine
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Chillll

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Japan got us

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Avg 20 ppg once bron leaves

mystic shell
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I think Bron is coming back next year

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but on a much smaller deal

crisp kindle
naive oracle
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would yall trade rui for AD

uneven tinsel
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We better not blow this lead

spark salmon
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Wait

upper ravine
crisp kindle
mystic shell
spark salmon
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Yeah without LeBron sure because that clears up cap space for AD

crisp kindle
uneven tinsel
uneven tinsel
mystic shell
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this is so copium BUT

Bron on a vet min

AD gets bought out by the Wizards (he gives back like 20 million), signs with the Lakers for 20 million a year

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we keep AD's usage very low

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he basically only plays against contender teams

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sits every game we dont need him

spark salmon
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I think Trae will definitely sign an extension with the wizards but for AD they’ll see what he can do

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If he’s not healthy enough he’s gone

crisp kindle
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i'd rather start building around luka with some young solid role players with a lot of potential

uncut dust
mystic shell
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imagine this lineup

Luka
Lebron
AD
AR
Smart

spark salmon
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Gianni’s’ trade value is going down every day, but frankly I don’t think he’s gonna be mvp level for very long

mystic shell
crisp kindle
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bringing bron and ad back, there's no runway for building a solid team aroud luka for the next 5-7 years

spark salmon
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We really have to start drafting real stars

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Instead of trading for them

mystic shell
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he's been injured so much this year

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I think his time is done

spark salmon
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Reaves is the best homegrown talent we’ve gotten in years and he wasn’t even drafted

crisp kindle
naive oracle
mystic shell
naive oracle
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man I wish lebron was still young enough to play the 3

mystic shell
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is drafting Krivas the best option?

naive oracle
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man we getting all the white boys

spark salmon
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White lakers

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Playing the white way

mystic shell
crisp kindle
spark salmon
naive oracle
spark salmon
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I think AD is better off being paired with Ayton than Jax

crisp kindle
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AD might become washed first before lebron does lol

mystic shell
spark salmon
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Because AD is a very physical dunking guy while Ayton doesn’t do all that and mostly sets up good screens and middy shots

loud plank
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Mike Trudell is 40?

mystic shell
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Jax is better paired with more playmakers

spark salmon
naive oracle
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I feel like jax can shoot 3s consistently

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JJ just tells him not to

mystic shell
naive oracle
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the last time he shot a three he did that with zero hesitation

spark salmon
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Rn he’s a center that gets fed shots and blocks

mystic shell
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not much to change about his type of player

mystic shell
naive oracle
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oh the game's back I didn't even notice

spark salmon
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Kalkbrenner is basically like that but with less athleticism

naive oracle
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nice free throws reaves

mystic shell
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just that they cant make them in pressure

spark salmon
naive oracle
mystic shell
spark salmon
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And there’s this guy named Shai gilgeous Alexander too

crisp kindle
spark salmon
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I swear Shai either doesn’t take threes or takes too many and misses most of them

upper ravine
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Reaves locking in

spark salmon
naive oracle
spark salmon
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This Reaves stat line is genuinely hilarious

mystic shell
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Bron looks like 42 out there 😭

loud plank
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haha

wanton fjord
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what’s up with brons touch

loud plank
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the rim is oval

spark salmon
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Wait I just realized

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Duren isn’t even playin today

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The Thunder are almost losing to a garbage pistons team rn

charred sparrow
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somebody got holes in their shorts

naive oracle
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bron just tryin shit now

upper ravine
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Pistons are elite

mystic shell
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it's the g league pistons

spark salmon
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against the thunder though?

mystic shell
crisp kindle
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jake may be bad most games but he really does a lot of the dirty work on this team

spark salmon
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actually hold on we did against the spurs

mystic shell
crisp kindle
spark salmon
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statpadding loser

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not my mvp

naive oracle
crisp kindle
spark salmon
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I think a record breaking scoring game is only truly respectable if the player needs to play all those minutes

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Also jake good block

lavish knot
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ZARD NATION

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WE NEED TO FIRE BRIAN KEEFE

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IMMEDIATELY

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HORRIBLE DOGSHIT COACH

spark salmon
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hire darvin ham

lavish knot
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im in utter disbelief

spark salmon
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im sure he and AD have great memories together

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rui 8 points 6 rebounds 75% from the field not bad

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REAVES

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Wtf refs

naive oracle
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lol why do we have 23 free throws

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is that how much the wizards suck at defense??

visual rune
spark salmon
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We have 23 fts and 2 made threes

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how

visual rune
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it's a thing now

lavish knot
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im sad bro luka really couldve gone for 70 against the wizards

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💔

crisp kindle
naive oracle
spark salmon
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true

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bro are we even trying

mystic shell
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bruh

spark salmon
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JAKE

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ok our defense is gone now too lol

mystic shell
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I swear JJ told them not to play too hard

naive oracle
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lebron miss the next free throw please

spark salmon
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why the fuck would he d othat

crisp kindle
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bron got a call on a drive im shock

spark salmon
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oh

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yeah true true we have a b2b against the cavs

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i just want us to have a big enough lead for us to bring out the bench

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i dont want any bullshit like that pacers game

crisp kindle
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pacers are better than their record tho

spark salmon
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reavess

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ughhh can we like get stops

naive oracle
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I like how

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we just don't care about defense anymore

spark salmon
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if we dont get stops we cant put in the bench

mystic shell
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holy

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we just dont play any defense rn

spark salmon
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https://x.com/WizPRStats/status/2038802054827655380
These mfs comparing bub to luka 😂

Wizards guard Bub Carrington has recorded his 700th career assist in tonight’s game at Los Angeles.

He joins Luka Doncic and LaMelo Ball as the only players in NBA history to record 700+ assists and 250+ three-pointers prior to turning 21 years old.

#ForTheDistrict

frank wasp
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RUI

spark salmon
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Rui middy

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deadly

spark salmon
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Holy fuck PLAY DEFENSE

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MY GOD

naive oracle
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lol

crisp kindle
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i forgot rui was a wizard

spark salmon
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dude what is this bullshit

naive oracle
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this team is funny

mystic shell
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bruh

crisp kindle
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yep this is lakers 2025-2026

mystic shell
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we just decided that we dont wanna play the game anymore

stiff vine
crisp kindle
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giving up leads

mystic shell
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we havent won yet

spark salmon
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Lwk just stop focusing on scoring bc that will happen anyway, put in our defensive guys like vando and hayes to get stops

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keep AR in to continue the offensive flow

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Lineup should be AR Kennard Jake Vando Hayes

naive oracle
spark salmon
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or if we're feeling bold replace kennard with bronny

spark salmon
crisp kindle
spark salmon
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ok bronny's back thats good

spark salmon
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Vando 😭

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this is not the time for threes

naive oracle
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bro

spark salmon
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SHIT

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SHIT

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SHIT

naive oracle
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when was the last time we hit a three

spark salmon
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NO FUCK

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ITS A TEN POINT GAME FUCKKK

frank wasp
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BRUH

spark salmon
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CALL A TIMEOUT

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GET KENNARD OUT

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OR IDEK

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JUST MAKE A SHOT

mystic shell
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bro wtf

stiff vine
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damn y

chilly zinc
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3rd quarter lakers are back 🔥🔥

spark salmon
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GIVE IT TO HAYES

mystic shell
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can we please lock in

crisp kindle
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vando grabbing his knee

mystic shell
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do they just sleep in the locker during half time

naive oracle
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did this dude

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just miss both

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his fts

spark salmon
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PLEASE PLAY DEFENSE BRO

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ok good offensive foul

crisp kindle
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luke kennard defensive stop

naive oracle
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KENNARDDDD

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!3

spark salmon
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fuck we have bronny at the point

frank wasp
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!3

spark salmon
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wait

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OH

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!

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!3

mystic shell
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oh

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that was a 2

spark salmon
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WHAT

mystic shell
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foot on the line i guess

spark salmon
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no it was a three

naive oracle
loud plank
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Kennard is the best

mystic shell
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oh huh

spark salmon
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VANDO

mystic shell
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i swear we were at 81

spark salmon
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LEBRON

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oh my goodness our defense

frank wasp
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What the heck

spark salmon
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lord have mercy

mystic shell
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we're so ass

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wtf

naive oracle
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fantastic quarter guys

mystic shell
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we're getting belted by the wizards

spark salmon
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vando wtf were you doing

mystic shell
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what even is this

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oh they fixed it

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the score

spark salmon
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!3

naive oracle
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KENNNNAAAAAAAAAARD

spark salmon
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KENNARDDD

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AGAINNNN

frank wasp
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!3

naive oracle
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RAHHHHHHHHHH

spark salmon
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BANGG

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BANGGG

frank wasp
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KENNARDDD

naive oracle
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lol and then vando fouls immediately

crisp kindle
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my kennard

uncut dust
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is the game close?

naive oracle
mystic shell
uncut dust
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Oh

spark salmon
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no

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we're still leading but our defense is gone

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my goodnes it is not bronny's day today

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1-6

mystic shell
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anything that isnt 40-20 in our favor means we're getting belted

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it's literally the wizards

spark salmon
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Look how loud the arena gets every time bronny attempts a shot

crisp kindle
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bronny ain't afraid to shoot anymore which is good

mystic shell
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i wonder if Bronny will be ready next year

spark salmon
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I'll cut him some slack given that he played for 4 days in a row just now

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but yeah his confidence is up, perhaps too up

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Also pistons are leading the thunder

spark salmon
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Holy shit daniss jenkins is cooking them 😭

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Pistons up 97-90

teal totem
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jenkins broke shai's ankles man 🤧

spark salmon
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Mind you they are missing Tobias Harris, Duncan Robinson, Jalen Duren, Cade Cunningham, and Beef Stew

naive oracle
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okc frauds

spark salmon
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When we played them they only had cade and stew out

urban helm
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Pistons being in a dogfight with OKC

spark salmon
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I really do think J dub and hartenstein gotta go

naive oracle
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okc with 18 free throws and still losing

spark salmon
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yes that j dub

naive oracle
spark salmon
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okc gotta sell high on jalen williams

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because he is not that guy

urban helm
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honestly makes our loss look less bad

mystic shell
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bro

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we're literally cheeks

spark salmon
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kennard misses his first three

crisp kindle
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AD looks happier sitting in wizard street clothes than he did playing for mavs

spark salmon
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bronny misses another shot 1-7

naive oracle
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that's alright bronny keep shooting

spark salmon
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HAYES

frank wasp
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AND 1

crisp kindle
naive oracle
mystic shell
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Bronny has too much confidence now lol

spark salmon
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yeah he's gotten cocky, but it's a good start for now

crisp kindle
frank wasp
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!3

spark salmon
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BANG

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LEBRON

mystic shell
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nice defense bronny

spark salmon
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FUCK YOU THREE

crisp kindle
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bronny solid d

naive oracle
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

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LEBRON

mystic shell
spark salmon
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LEBRON JUST NEEDS ONE MORE ASSIST AND REBOUND FOR A TRIPLE DOUBLE

naive oracle
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that's lebron's first three in a while

spark salmon
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FIRST OPTION LEBRONN

shy igloo
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So what happened to the PA announcer?

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Why he sound like that

urban helm
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🎶 Who's gonna be the one I watch on TV
Who's gonna be the one who'll make the LeFuckYou three
Who's gonna take your place, cause nobody's better
Oh King James cause we belong together 🎶

shy igloo
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Wasn’t he like old and shi

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Why the voice sound young and lively

urban helm
mystic shell
crisp kindle
wanton fjord
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Bronny is a legit nba player

urban helm
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i was very mad

shy igloo
mystic shell
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I think they said the original guy was sick

spark salmon
shy igloo
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Ah ok

teal totem
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detroit will legit fumble this lead man

spark salmon
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Stu is still sick i think

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i dont remember

naive oracle
mystic shell
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wow, pistons about to choke

urban helm
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fuck man, OKC only down 1

mystic shell
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rip

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yeah

spark salmon
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BRO PISTONS YALL LETTING PILGEOUS STATPAD

teal totem
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Shai clutched them out

urban helm
teal totem
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fairs

wanton fjord
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Okc hate watch lfg

spark salmon
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Bc like they have no duren duncan or tobias

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they all cooked us that game

urban helm
spark salmon
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absolutely

teal totem
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kennard is a beast

spark salmon
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they'd be losing to a team with javonte green as the pistons leading scorer

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HAYESS

naive oracle
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oh we're back to a 20 point lead

naive oracle
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damn hayes

spark salmon
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HAYES AGAIN

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HOLY SHIT

naive oracle
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he's been balling

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holy shit

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PLEASE TRANSFER INTO THE PLAYOFFS

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PLEAAASE

urban helm
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we just need to keep it 18 pts with 4 mins left

spark salmon
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PLAYING LIKE NOVEMBER AYTON

mystic shell
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I like how Kennard is a decent playmaker on top of being a sharpshooter

spark salmon
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HUERTER

mystic shell
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he has use if his shot isnt on target that night

teal totem
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SHAI TURNOVER

mystic shell
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Rui just becomes useless lol

teal totem
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LET'S GO

spark salmon
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Bro shai is a fucking ball hog he has one assist

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luka would never

mystic shell
spark salmon
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ok let lebron get one more rebound and put in the bench, thats enough now

mystic shell
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i feel like he's a shooting guard forced to play point guard

spark salmon
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yeah he's not an elite playmaker like luka

spark salmon
naive oracle
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pistons choking

teal totem
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ausar fouled out man

spark salmon
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ok lebron triple double

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put in the bench

urban helm
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JDUB 3

spark salmon
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J will bro

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fuck you

naive oracle
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damn lebron

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21 10 10

urban helm
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lebron still is a good player

inland fox
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King

naive oracle
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hey rip to that guy's parley for AR 30 pts earlier

spark salmon
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ok pleaseee just finish them off

naive oracle
teal totem
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HAYESSSS

urban helm
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WHAT THE FUCK

spark salmon
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HAYES
HOLY SHIT

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AEFHWGEORUBEOSUFED

mystic shell
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oh shit

spark salmon
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HIS THIRD THREE

urban helm
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HAYES MAKES A 3

naive oracle
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BRO

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WHAT THE FUCK IS HAYES ON

spark salmon
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IM SO HAPPY

urban helm
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Is this something or nothing

naive oracle
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THIS GUY HAS MISSED ZERO THREES MAN

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WHAT THE FUCK

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YOOO WHO CALLED IT EARLIER

teal totem
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KENNARDDD

naive oracle
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KUDOS TO YOUJ

spark salmon
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BANG

naive oracle
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KENNARD ANOTHER ONE

spark salmon
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BANGG

mystic shell
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I saw an interview with Hayes and he said that he worked on his 3 during the summer

naive oracle
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PUT THE BENCH IN BITCH

spark salmon
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Yeah he did

naive oracle
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KOBE MINUTES

spark salmon
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he was pretty good

urban helm
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Now time for the bench

mystic shell
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oh

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watkins poked kennard in the eye

spark salmon
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WHO?????

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LET ME AT EM

mystic shell
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the wizards random

wanton fjord
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Shai is horrendous

spark salmon
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they hurting my lukey

mystic shell
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i feel like it should be an easy call

naive oracle
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lol SGA with the game winner free throws

mystic shell
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why arent we playing AR

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is he hurt or something

spark salmon
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he's done his job

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job is done we can go home now

naive oracle
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rest him

spark salmon
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yeah that too

mystic shell
spark salmon
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we need to be careful with our starters

mystic shell
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god

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kennard is so good

spark salmon
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ok yeah our bench is in, though not our benchwarmers our actual bench

naive oracle
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one starter down and we're cooked in the playoffs

mystic shell
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upgrading him from Gabe is insane

teal totem
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paul reed demon

naive oracle
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damn is this luke kennard's season high for us"?

spark salmon
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Paul "gilgeous" reed

spark salmon
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RUI

obsidian swift
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Kinda sad how dirty Rui has been done

spark salmon
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timme deadass looks 40 man

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i cant

mystic shell
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I wish Timme could shoot 3s

spark salmon
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he can

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just not as well in the real league

wheat token
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Bruh

spark salmon
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BRONNY

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THERE WE GO

wheat token
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No Dalton???

spark salmon
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BANG BANG

spark salmon
wheat token
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My man Knecht

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Why Rui out there

charred sparrow
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kinda sad dk cant even get garbage mins

wheat token
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Wtf

nova scarab
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Dalton can't even get garbage time minutes?

mystic shell
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I like how the guys are blocking shots from getting into the net after a foul

charred sparrow
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there we go

spark salmon
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Knecht can go to the Baccabi tel aviv

mystic shell
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some guys just need to see the ball go in

teal totem
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SHAI OFFENSIVE FOUL

wanton fjord
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Fuck you shai

spark salmon
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OVERTIME

charred sparrow
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hes at the scorers table now

teal totem
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HAHAHAHAHA

mystic shell
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oh

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knecht going in

charred sparrow
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i need u to launch 3’s dk

wheat token
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Ion wanna see Dalton like this he need to be traded

naive oracle
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OT is bad for detroit they don't have ausar

teal totem
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okc announcers are crazy man

mystic shell
naive oracle
inland fox
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Perfect game from Hayes💪

teal totem
naive oracle
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I miss dalton knecht threes

mystic shell
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having a 3rd sharpshooter would be crazy

spark salmon
spark salmon
naive oracle
wheat token
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Not enough reps to say that

mystic shell
spark salmon
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he cant even shoot in the g league

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he shot 0/3 last game from three

wheat token
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He's what, 6'7

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He clearly trusts his ability to shoot

spark salmon
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He's shifted from a sniper from three to i guess a guard forward hybrid that gets into the paint for lays?

naive oracle
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knecht took one step in charlotte and followed in their franchise's footsteps

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bro lost all his skill immediately

wheat token
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That def fucked him up

upper ravine
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LUKE WTF

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DALTON GET OFF MY TEAM NOWWW

spark salmon
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bro how are there still 3:30 left

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RUI

upper ravine
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Blowout of doom

spark salmon
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Rui's middy is deadass so deadly

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it rarely misses

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wait whos about to come in

naive oracle
spark salmon
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imagine rui in the 80s

naive oracle
spark salmon
mystic shell
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bruh

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knecht is worse on defense than Luka

naive oracle
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knecht 🥀

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your one chance to hit a three

spark salmon
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Dalton douglas knecht we are shipping you off to tel aviv after this game

wheat token
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Vando has looked stressed all game

mystic shell
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he shot that and i already knew it was gonna brick lol

spark salmon
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im telling you guys he's not fit for this league

mystic shell
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so many in and outs wtf

spark salmon
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he either goes overseas or gets stuck in the g league

naive oracle
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bro

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three straight misses

spark salmon
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oh i didnt even realize bufkin was in

naive oracle
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we got walmart larry bird kobe and lebron james bruh 😭

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how they missed all their threes

mystic shell
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we got a Kobe, Lebron on the court

wheat token
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Jaxson Hayes

mystic shell
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🙂

wheat token
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My beautiful

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Can we glaze Hayes for a minute

visual rune
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Good win

wheat token
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That man gonna end the season shooting 80% from the field

spark salmon
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Absolutely

wheat token
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3/3 from deep

naive oracle
spark salmon
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Hayes has improved significantly from last year

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he deserves a multi year extension if he keeps this up, his main test will be the playoffs

wheat token
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He's played WAYY above what we expected when we first got him

wheat token
spark salmon
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Bufkin finally makes one

naive oracle
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god i hope this is a preview of playoff hayes

elder frost
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!yay

mystic shell
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Timme looks like he actually knows how to play

frank wasp
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!w

tender lilyBOT
frank wasp
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!w2

tender lilyBOT
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The winner takes all
It's the thrill of one more kill
The last one to fall
Will never sacrifice their will
Don't ever look back on the world closing in
Be on the attack with your wings on the wind
Oh, the games will begin
And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory! (Yeah!)
It's ours for the taking
It's ours for the fight
Sweet, sweet, sweet victory! (Yeah!)
And the one who's last to fall
The winner takes all

naive oracle
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!w

tender lilyBOT
frank wasp
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!w3

tender lilyBOT
elder frost
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!w4

tender lilyBOT
frank wasp
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W

spark salmon
elder frost
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!yay

spark salmon
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!w

tender lilyBOT