Preseason Lakers vs Warriors

[torpid badge]

ok

[echo ledge]

ggs

[clever island]

Another blowout cus we playing third stringers against a fully healthy team

[tawny ice]

we lost

LMAO

[plush storm]

hi

[clever island]

Warriors fans gonna go wild after beating Bronny Hayes Dalton. They gonna think they legit contenders

[plush storm]

Sad thing is that it's true

Warriors fans are so obsessed with us lol

[chrome cave]

First

[hollow prism]

Belt to ass loading

[echo ledge]

Mainfesting Ayton, Gabe, and Rui masterclasses to defeat the 'olden State Warriors

[vale sage]

is Stephanie playing?

[tawny ice]

dk who stephanie is but lebrons father is playing yeah

[vale sage]

Delonte outta the league n on crack tho

[tawny ice]

https://tenor.com/view/when-your-to-short-to-guard-a-short-person-gif-25774471

[vale sage]

Bronny gotta Zaza him, for the culture🗣️

[outer pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/gabe-vincent-warmup-shot-free-throw-sweat-gif-6792215130995966214

[hollow prism]

https://x.com/trevor_lane/status/1974988173437702368?s=46&t=jiNopiwMGKmG_kovGpfQ8A

Trevor Lane (@Trevor_Lane)

Lakers vs Warriors starters

X · Oct 6, 2025, 12:00 AM

[quasi crest]

we have to watch “vando” shoot 3s again @outer pasture @tawny ice

[outer pasture]

This lineup just should not be a thing man

It’s a disgrace to our beautiful game

[sturdy lantern]

Shit says podz starting. Get that terrorist out of the nba

[outer pasture]

Surprised they’re not starting Horford

[hollow prism]

Look at warriors lineup

Steve Kerr is hilarious

[echo ledge]

Not even starting Horford, lmao

[hollow prism]

Moses moody 😭

This man loves small ball

[echo ledge]

If only Ayton could actually use his size and actually fucking punish them

[vale sage]

mannn if somebody on the Warriors don’t get injured we soft

sending the troops for our g league

[signal tapir]

the thing is this warriors style of small ball can win games, and potentially let them go semi far in the playoffs

but i mean… there’s a reason teams are trying to go bigger

it just isn’t the wave anymore

[sharp grotto]

ballin

no reaves😂

[quasi crest]

we winning this game btw

If we don’t win this game trig acl is gone

[tawny ice]

topstreams in 2025

https://tenor.com/view/luka-doncic-luka-fat-luka-luka-fat-fat-luka-walk-gif-4917545392254364546

[quasi crest]

why is it in 144p

shit is ass

[tawny ice]

https://tenor.com/view/mj-michael-jordan-cry-crying-kobe-gif-16443537

hopefully they get their shi right during the reg szn

[quasi crest]

It’s been trash since the playoffs started last season

[tawny ice]

ur a drone

it was great

[quasi crest]

🤡

It wasn’t even working properly like 40% of the time

crackstreams fc

[tawny ice]

for u.

[sturdy lantern]

Moses moody at the 4? I’m crying

[quasi crest]

Rui 40 bomb

[sharp grotto]

why isnt bronny starting😡

[tribal ivy]

Vando*

[tawny ice]

curry own uss

[quasi crest]

Only owns bronze

[tawny ice]

ayton king

wyd

[sharp grotto]

BANG

[tawny ice]

OMGGG

A12

OMGG

[quasi crest]

Ayton career high

[tawny ice]

OMGGG

OMGGG

AGAIN

[sturdy lantern]

Ayton surpassed his point total

[tawny ice]

LMAOOO

[hollow prism]

WE WINNING THE CHIP

[sharp grotto]

!3

[tribal osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/748709972598063184/1106854133715193866/IMG_0605.png

[hollow prism]

CONFIRMED

[sharp grotto]

RING USSS

[hollow prism]

AYTON

[outer moat]

lakers.

[hollow prism]

VANDO

GABE

ONGNFJDHF

AYTON

[tribal ivy]

Pls cook these bums bro

[tawny ice]

OMGGG RING US

[quasi crest]

Preseason career high already im shaking man

[echo ledge]

Holy fuck

[sharp grotto]

dumass gabe

[harsh frigate]

Holy mid range

[hollow prism]

Gabe first shot of season

All net

I’m hard

[robust lotus]

i love vando bro

[tawny ice]

who remember december vincent

just me ?

[robust lotus]

AYTON

[sharp grotto]

spot up gabe?

thats a fluke

[harsh frigate]

Lock in Aytuhon

[tawny ice]

dude ayton is such a fraud

gabe lobbed him twice

[sharp grotto]

that was gabes fault

shit lob

[zinc shard]

Throw that a little earlier Gabe

[tawny ice]

no ayt0n not rolling

[zinc shard]

Ayton be an athlete dawg

[tawny ice]

^^

[sturdy lantern]

Butler in mid season form ft hunting

!bdl

[quasi crest]

WHY IS JAKE ATTEMPTING 30 FOOTERS LMAO

[tawny ice]

VAND000000

[sharp grotto]

YESSURR

[echo ledge]

Yooooooooo

LFGGGGG

VANDOOOOO

[quasi crest]

@torpid badge vando did something

[sturdy lantern]

Vando

[echo ledge]

Vando's the goat

[tribal ivy]

Perhaps I was too harsh @torpid badge

[zinc shard]

Vando👀👀

Looking healthy

[harsh frigate]

LAYUP WOW

[signal tapir]

sorry

[sharp grotto]

HEY

DIRTY BOY

[robust lotus]

rare vando lay

[tribal ivy]

Wtf

[tawny ice]

just annoying they can hide curry on vando

[sharp grotto]

ok wtf was that

[tawny ice]

happened in 2023 awell

[hollow prism]

Ight

If he misses one more open basket

[zinc shard]

Ard ard ayton cmon bud

[hollow prism]

I might crashout

[sharp grotto]

leave the lobs to jax

[quasi crest]

Ayton can hit difficult contested jumpers but can’t make lobs ok

[hollow prism]

Blowout begins here

Fun while it lasted guys

[sharp grotto]

i remember the valleyoop like it was yesterday

[hollow prism]

Dawg Ayton

[echo ledge]

Man

[quasi crest]

Bronny is in

ggs

[tawny ice]

fk up

[sharp grotto]

there it is

[quick scarab]

i’m crying this ayton kid stinks

“bronny” on my tv ima go watch football

[grand sparrow]

[sharp grotto]

goddamnit

[torpid badge]

Dont say my name

[sharp grotto]

is knecht and bronny twins or smthn

[zinc shard]

I know it’s just preseason but aytons body language pisses me off

[echo ledge]

Fuck ts man

[tawny ice]

deadass what is going on in laravias brain

im so serious

[echo ledge]

Broooo

[quick scarab]

curry owning bron once again

nothing ever changes

[zinc shard]

Curry is fun to watch I can’t lie😂

[tawny ice]

rui lost his man

u live with that 2

[sharp grotto]

is rui in the game?

doesnt feel like he is

[echo ledge]

First 2 mins of the game were hella fun at least

[sturdy lantern]

Game was lost once LeBron James entered

[tawny ice]

not watching this game ngl

bronzy get some points

[arctic dew]

Yes he is in the game

[echo ledge]

Yeah were fucked, ggs

Cuck's gonna get 60 by this rate

[zinc shard]

Aww😂

Right in lebrons eyeballs

[quick scarab]

BRO CURRY OWNS BRON

LMFAOOO

nothing new man

[torpid badge]

Goon container in the game

[zinc shard]

lol who the fuck is #50

[torpid badge]

Nate Williams

hes nice

[echo ledge]

Woah

[sharp grotto]

ayton has missed 4 lobs

not even funny

[arctic dew]

Yikes

[sturdy lantern]

Our real center is coming in

https://tenor.com/view/showtime-jaxson-hayes-lob-dunk-gif-12345281553391012933

[sharp grotto]

watch them not give him lobs

[harsh frigate]

Ayton has no hops

[sharp grotto]

hips

[hollow prism]

I hate how we can’t form a proper opinion cuz bron and Luka and others wanna sit

[tawny ice]

dawg i need my king luka to come opening day and shit on these fucksx

[echo ledge]

All of them were shit lobs

[tawny ice]

lol

[sharp grotto]

atleast he caught all of them

except one cuz shit gabe

[quick scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/basket-gif-17988091263390574513

you are our owner.
our franchise master.
our kryptonite.
we are your slave.

[tawny ice]

wé

[quick scarab]

yes we (bron fc)

[sharp grotto]

i don't know this man

[tribal ivy]

Aight bro chillll😭

[tawny ice]

fry that homeless bum

[tawny ice]

?

[quick scarab]

bro curry owns us

he kills us every game

we’ve had no answer for him since we traded his owner caruso

BANGGGG GP2

[sharp grotto]

the answer was klay thompson

sadly hes not here anymore

[silver dust]

It’s wraps

[quick scarab]

HORFORD DPOY

LMFAOOOO

i’m crying bro they’re a superteam @hollow prism

we getting touched on opening night

[echo ledge]

What the fuck

[quick scarab]

“luka” not gon be able to score on that defense

[tawny ice]

what is tae talking about

lmaoo

[outer pasture]

we getting WHAT

[tawny ice]

55 is such a cone

what is he doing

lmao

[echo ledge]

Hayes is fucking stupid, wtf

[outer pasture]

BITW got 11 points already shaking

[tawny ice]

luka not playing tho

[plush storm]

KNECHT LETS GO

[sharp grotto]

knecht doesnt deserve a bang

[plush storm]

How's the game been going

[sharp grotto]

as you expect

[plush storm]

wasn't that jemisons number 😭

[outer pasture]

dalton back

[sharp grotto]

goat jemison

better than fraudton

[tawny ice]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-stupid-face-spongebob-squarepants-patrick-gif-26140311

[arctic dew]

Yes it was

[tawny ice]

soo we looked inside #55s brain

[plush storm]

KNECHT

[outer pasture]

soo we looked inside trig's brain

[plush storm]

SOTP

[outer pasture]

lmao kuminga fucking sucks

[quick scarab]

why can’t bronny be as good as dalton bro

[plush storm]

He's a good scorer

but trash on defense

[quick scarab]

finger blasted

[outer pasture]

NO WAY

WHAT DID I JUST SEE

[plush storm]

KUMINGA

[echo ledge]

Warriors fans really overreacting

[quick scarab]

REAL SAID WHOOOO JUST HIT A THREE

[plush storm]

YOURE SO TRASH

[outer pasture]

NO WAY

[plush storm]

LMFAOOO

[outer pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-simmons-basketball-philadelphia-nba-shoot-gif-16357860

[plush storm]

VANDO

[hollow prism]

I JUST CAME SO HARD

[plush storm]

VANDO

[hollow prism]

ALL OVER

[tawny ice]

thats so fake

[plush storm]

HOLY FUCK

VANDO

[hollow prism]

AHHHHHHHH

[plush storm]

MADE A THREE

[elfin laurel]

THERE WE GO VANDO

[hollow prism]

VANDOOO

BANDOO

MANDOOO

[plush storm]

IM SORRY VANDO

I LVOE YOU

[echo ledge]

VANDDOOOOO

KINNNGGGG

[sharp grotto]

!3

[tribal osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/748709972598063184/1106854133715193866/IMG_0605.png

[plush storm]

4 POINTS

HAYES

LFGG

[turbid dove]

trigonomatryy was muted.

[plush storm]

HORFORD SO ASS

DONT SHOOT THREES HORFORD

https://tenor.com/view/michaeljordan-mj-basketball-gif-michael-jordan-no-no-no-no-gif-16220345851539903827

[zinc shard]

RJ is a liability

[hollow prism]

Horford first shot brick

[quick scarab]

bro i’m crying who keeps muting trig

[plush storm]

AYTON HAS MORE THAN ONE POINT??

[plush storm]

good scoring trash defense yeah we dont want him

[hollow prism]

It took us to play warriors for ayton to have a decent game cryin

[sharp grotto]

gabe shoudve let vando get his heat check

[tribal ivy]

These bums suck

[hollow prism]

They stay struggling against bigs

[plush storm]

Gabe vincent 3 fts

🙏

[outer pasture]

demon

[plush storm]

We tied

Pat spencer so ahh

[zinc shard]

Looking like Dave east

[plush storm]

Gabe vincent scoring??

Ok

[sharp grotto]

bro was talking shit last season

[elfin laurel]

GABRIELLLLL

[sharp grotto]

whatthe fuck gabe

[quick scarab]

kid needs to stop or i’ll have to handle him.

[plush storm]

Im cryin gabe vincent leads the scoring 😭

[sturdy lantern]

Gabe my demon

[plush storm]

So steph is out for the rest of the game right

[sharp grotto]

ball hog

[proud peak]

DEMON GABE

[strange skiff]

Vincent back? 👀

[tribal ivy]

Finna lose to Gabe and friends😭

[sharp grotto]

all this js for curry to blow us out by 23😭

[sturdy lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-scared-gif-13867647787558422865

[plush storm]

I'm cryin rob is gonna keep game bc of ts 😭

[sharp grotto]

hell nah

smart taking all his minutes

[strange skiff]

Gabe trade value 📈

[plush storm]

Bronny stats

[harsh frigate]

Off balance floater is insane

[plush storm]

uhhh

oh boy

he's ass

[sharp grotto]

the jhs of today

[quick scarab]

worst player to ever play bro

[plush storm]

https://tenor.com/view/who-else-but-quagmire-gif-21256711

[sharp grotto]

nice trade value

[plush storm]

who else but bronny

[tawny ice]

no way u have a brain

[sharp grotto]

bronny is a jazz for kessler/Markkanen

[tawny ice]

god strike me down

ong

[plush storm]

I love bronny but I need him off my team

[tawny ice]

OKLSDEWFIJOPGAEPGIJOOI

[tawny ice]

they can play on the floor at the same time

[plush storm]

hey weren't you muted

[tawny ice]

🤷‍♂️

[plush storm]

who let you out

[tawny ice]

yeah got unmuted

law of dyno

[quick scarab]

what’s going on in bronnys mind when he has the ball:

[tawny ice]

?

[plush storm]

OH HELL NO

Steph back 😭

[sharp grotto]

patbev and russ core😭

[plush storm]

Rui in and jake

[tawny ice]

LMAO what no

[echo ledge]

Oh man, Steph

[sharp grotto]

oh steph

[plush storm]

Jake gonna lock up steph trut

rtust

LMFAO DRAYMON

Gabe trash again I'm out 😭✌️

VANDO

LFG

[proud peak]

DRAYMOND BRICK

[plush storm]

AND GABE WITH THE THREE HOLY FUCK

[sharp grotto]

!3

[tribal osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/748709972598063184/1106854133715193866/IMG_0605.png

[elfin laurel]

GABE VINCENT WTF

[sharp grotto]

maybe i was too harsh

[tawny ice]

ive been saying gabe is elite 😔

[sharp grotto]

ayton was the problem

[strange skiff]

GAB33333

[plush storm]

GABE HAS MORE POINTS THAN STEPH CURRY

RING US

[echo ledge]

Refs fuckig hate Jax

[tawny ice]

we deadass look better without him

[short seal]

Hayes still fouling omg

[quick scarab]

?

[tawny ice]

@sharp grotto probably gonna be better with lookah and bronz

[sturdy lantern]

Hayes decreased his iq didn’t think it was possible

[quick scarab]

autocorrect

[tawny ice]

i agree deadass

[quick scarab]

i meant trig acl

[plush storm]

DRAY RETIRE BRO YOURE ASS

AND VANDO

[tribal ivy]

Sure buddy

[plush storm]

DEMON BACK

[quick scarab]

he’s such a clown bro

[sharp grotto]

i want knicks/rockets game gabe every game

[tribal ivy]

We know what u are

[plush storm]

https://tenor.com/view/vando-vando-lakers-jarred-vanderbilt-vando-lebron-vanderbilt-gif-7504187462424022289

[quick scarab]

hot take but

[tawny ice]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-leg-meat-meat-falls-falling-off-the-bone-easily-kq-gif-17441776966243539226

[quick scarab]

bron>jimmy all time

[plush storm]

OMGG

[tawny ice]

i need it ngl

[plush storm]

GABE VINCENT

[arctic dew]

!3

[tribal osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/748709972598063184/1106854133715193866/IMG_0605.png

[plush storm]

STOP

HOLY SHIT

[tawny ice]

dawg gabe is moving like curry

lmao

[echo ledge]

Yoooo

!4

[plush storm]

TRADE GABE VINCENT FOR GIANNIS IMMEDIATELY

[elfin laurel]

OHHHHH MY GOODNESSS

[plush storm]

LMFAOOO

[tribal ivy]

WTF

[sharp grotto]

on steph is crazu

!3

[strange skiff]

GAB33333

[tribal osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/748709972598063184/1106854133715193866/IMG_0605.png

[tawny ice]

gabe and curry going 3 for 3 im out

[hollow prism]

WARRIORS ILLEGAL SCREENS

[sturdy lantern]

!3

[tribal osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/748709972598063184/1106854133715193866/IMG_0605.png

[hollow prism]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

[tribal ivy]

Miami gabe back

[hollow prism]

BITCH ASS MFS

guys last year Gabe was non existent

[plush storm]

WE DEADASS GOT MIAMI GABE FOR FREE

[hollow prism]

If we get Miami Gabe

[tawny ice]

bruh not fr

[hollow prism]

Off bench

I’ll cum

[tawny ice]

he was good since december istg @hollow prism

[sturdy lantern]

Draymond doing moving screens in preseason im crying lmao

[sharp grotto]

fuck draymond

[plush storm]

https://tenor.com/view/jdub-aura-nba-shai-okc-gif-9758280926946694955

[hollow prism]

Gabe being consistent will be so good for us

[quick scarab]

?

[sharp grotto]

woah

[tawny ice]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-leg-meat-falls-kq-falling-off-the-bone-easily-gif-11764142550459604296

[sharp grotto]

calm down bro

[chrome cave]

Dray meat injury otw

[tawny ice]

@quick scarab we need that

[quick scarab]

bro i’m crying

[plush storm]

we need a backup pg so that would be great

[quick scarab]

need it for that whole team

[tribal ivy]

LMAOO

[tawny ice]

bro yall remember when bron injured ant

[vale sage]

Draymond the only nigga wit a scuffle in the preseason

[tawny ice]

i was celebrating istg

[hollow prism]

Nah cuz our bench was ass last season

[sharp grotto]

he really did

[hollow prism]

So it would be huge

[crisp salmon]

Vando needs to start

[plush storm]

Over bron?

[tawny ice]

what is he talking about

[quick scarab]

jimmy butler and draymond aids 🔜 @tawny ice

[crisp salmon]

Sure Bron can run the 2nd unit

[sharp grotto]

wat i been sayin

js play pnr

[tawny ice]

left someone off the list

[plush storm]

Actually just put bron at the three

[quick scarab]

https://x.com/dubsbetterr/status/1975006857921269767?s=46

japtaa⚡️ (@DubsBetterr)

I’m calling my shot rn, this team will have a Top 5 defensive unit year long.

Y’all know what results when we have a top 5 defense … 💍

X · Oct 6, 2025, 1:15 AM

[crisp salmon]

Sure, that too

[plush storm]

Luka
AR
Bron
Vando
Ayton

🔥

[quick scarab]

curry a humble king

[crisp salmon]

Yes

[plush storm]

We so winning

ring us

rn

[sharp grotto]

"ayton"

[vale sage]

cook

[quasi crest]

I was on my way driving home and found out Gabe was outscoring “curry”

[tawny ice]

imagine he does the night night on us opening night

[vale sage]

Rui 6th man of the year🗣️

[plush storm]

Bro wants hayes starting over ayton 😂

[sharp grotto]

if we win this game we lose on opening night‼️

[plush storm]

Or koloko

[crisp salmon]

Let's not go too far

[sharp grotto]

ive seen to much

[quick scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/911-nineeleven-nine-eleven-man-twin-tower-twin-towers-gif-14754108552803770963

[plush storm]

Ayton MIP
Rui 6th man
Luka MVP
Vando DPOY
Reaves All star
holy fuck I'm shaking

[vale sage]

who wins in a fight Vando or Draymond?

[quick scarab]

bro ong i would smack draymond

[echo ledge]

We winning the fucking chip

[quick scarab]

vando easily

[plush storm]

https://tenor.com/view/vando-vanderbilt-vandolorian-mando-mandalorian-gif-14236602237369821143

vando locking his ass up in the retirement home

[vale sage]

Vando modern day Ben Wallace

[tribal ivy]

Lost me at vando dpoy

[arctic dew]

!vando

[tribal osprey]

Vandy? Who the hell is that guy? Did you mean the GOAT Jarred Vanderbilt? It’s VANDO. Vando. Don’t make that same mistake again
https://imgur.com/a/NKbin31

[tawny ice]

laravia js be shooting anything

LMAOOOO

[sharp grotto]

vandgoat

[tawny ice]

yo pass that rock bitch

[plush storm]

he aint a shooter dawg 😭

why he shooting

[tawny ice]

im sayin

[echo ledge]

Our summer league squad better than their full squad

[plush storm]

KUMINGA YOURE SO TRASH

[echo ledge]

😭

[quick scarab]

kill jake bro he sucks so bad

[plush storm]

HOLY MOLY

[quick scarab]

JAKEEE

GOOD SHIT

[crisp salmon]

Didn't bro shoot like 39% last season

[plush storm]

nah just wait until luka gets here

[tawny ice]

vando attacking closeouts

fair

[quick scarab]

luka isn’t jesus bro he’s not making a bum good

only ayton

[sharp grotto]

NAHH

VANDO A DEMON

LEFT DRAY OPEN

[quick scarab]

kill rui

[plush storm]

42%

[sharp grotto]

WHAT

[plush storm]

WHAT

[quick scarab]

add rui?

[chrome cave]

Committing ruicide rn

[sharp grotto]

THIS ONE OFFICER

[crisp salmon]

Let that shit fly, fuck it, pre season

[tawny ice]

if rui looked like bol bol he would have no fans deadass

[plush storm]

ruiworld 😭

[sharp grotto]

cooked

[elfin laurel]

JARRED VANDERBILT YOU SAVED MY LIFE😭😭❤️❤️

[sharp grotto]

if rui wasnt japanese he'd

[plush storm]

Kum bucket finally makes one

Warriors finna bench his ass again

[quick scarab]

jill gave

kill gabe

[quasi crest]

Cut Jake man

[tawny ice]

chedia

[sharp grotto]

STAY IN THE CORNER JAKE

[tawny ice]

@quick scarab chedia

[echo ledge]

Fucking hate podz

[plush storm]

oh hell nah bronny in the game

[vale sage]

snowman ☃️

[plush storm]

VANDO OUT TOO 😭

[echo ledge]

Jakkkeeeee

[plush storm]

They got dalton and bronny in for vando and gabe

[quasi crest]

stop saying slurs

[plush storm]

We losing now

[tribal ivy]

Ggs

[plush storm]

Knecht holy fuck

[sharp grotto]

AYYY

[plush storm]

get the fuck outta here

[quasi crest]

Dalton misses the only shots he’s good for

[elfin laurel]

knecht killing momentum per usual

[sharp grotto]

SNATCHED

[plush storm]

I called it

[quick scarab]

AND ONEEEE

JIMMYYYY

[plush storm]

We lose the second vando gets out

[sharp grotto]

We lose the second knecht AND bronny is in

[sturdy lantern]

WHere the foul

[signal tapir]

that is such a bad call lmao

what

[tawny ice]

jimmy moaned

[vale sage]

who’s more likely to score 50 ina game Vando or Bronny

[tawny ice]

so he gets the call

[tawny ice]

bronny

[quick scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-leg-meat-falls-kq-falling-off-the-bone-easily-gif-11764142550459604296

rui @tawny ice

[plush storm]

they gotta go bro

BRONNY

[quick scarab]

BRONNY LMFSOOOOOOO

[plush storm]

FUCK YOU

[quick scarab]

GET IUT OF MY LEAGYE U BUM

[plush storm]

Ok draymond missed

[crisp salmon]

Goddamnit

[plush storm]

It's alright

[sharp grotto]

bronny and knecht = jhs and lewis

[tawny ice]

u guys laughing at the jumpball i seen that bronny jumped as high as kuminga

[plush storm]

Dominayton got it

[quick scarab]

start ur streaming career u trash piece of shit @bronny

[tawny ice]

we leaving with something

[plush storm]

https://tenor.com/view/bronny-wtf-stare-stare-turn-bronny-wtf-gif-23467572

[vale sage]

he’d be up there with Kai nem🗣️

[crisp salmon]

Bronny looks lost

[sharp grotto]

bro is actually better at playing cod😭

[plush storm]

Have bronny collab with kai bro

[quasi crest]

Is bronny good at anything genuinely asking

[plush storm]

streaming

[tawny ice]

on ball defense

[quick scarab]

first streaming nepo baby

[quasi crest]

the person he’s guarding is shooting over 70%

[quick scarab]

richard jefferson just called bronny “james jr” no richard. we don’t associate bronny with the james family he’s adopted

[tawny ice]

oh yea forgot basketball is played in ones and ur matchup is never swapped

[plush storm]

Only thing bronny good at is free throws

[vale sage]

he should irl stream rn, bring some fuckin value to the team

[plush storm]

Jake out

[quasi crest]

kid he didn’t play any good defense at all this game

[tawny ice]

he good at that aswell true

[plush storm]

holy shit we're losing now

rj davis back in

😭

[tawny ice]

lie

[plush storm]

Nvm

We good

[quick scarab]

RJ>BRONNY

[tawny ice]

LMAO

[plush storm]

Jinxed that shit

[arctic dew]

!3

[tawny ice]

@quasi crest what happened

[tribal osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/748709972598063184/1106854133715193866/IMG_0605.png

[sharp grotto]

!3

[tribal osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/748709972598063184/1106854133715193866/IMG_0605.png

[elfin laurel]

OHHHH MY GOODNESS WHAT TRANSITION

[plush storm]

AYTON HAS 6 REBOUNDS

IM SHAKING

[sharp grotto]

FUCK SPENCER

[arctic dew]

Damm to high

[sharp grotto]

holy dhit

[quick scarab]

kill rj

[plush storm]

Quinten cant guard the post

[sharp grotto]

61 gotta die

[quasi crest]

AYTON DEFENSE

[plush storm]

AYTON

[quasi crest]

LFG

[plush storm]

OH MY GODF

[elfin laurel]

steph jimmy and draymond gonna sit the whole 2nd half

[quick scarab]

kid sucks with that trash ass number

[tribal ivy]

Yall got me cryin bro

[tawny ice]

bro how has 55 got no death threats ?

[chrome glade]

wtf is ayton doing with that screen

[sharp grotto]

bro is celebrating im done bro

[vale sage]

when yo number 55 as a guard…

[quick scarab]

everyone overreacting

[sharp grotto]

he hasnt done anything lmao

[quick scarab]

ayton dpoy

[chrome glade]

shit wasnt even a screen he just stood there blocking davis

[quick scarab]

BRO HOW IS RUI STILL ALIVE

[plush storm]

KNECHT GTFO

[tawny ice]

yeah done nothing defensively im peeping this

[sharp grotto]

oh wait 55 is rj

[plush storm]

GO TO CHINA

NOw

[tawny ice]

??

[zinc shard]

Ok ayton

[plush storm]

GET READY TO LEARN CHINESE KID

[quick scarab]

COME GET HIM BACK @JAPAN

[sharp grotto]

i thught it was williams mb

[quick scarab]

THIS KID SUXKS

[sharp grotto]

yuki better

[quasi crest]

relax

he’s better than bronze

[chrome glade]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-ishowmeat-funny-laugh-gif-3834932356741800396

[cedar charm]

Pat Spencer looks like a pornstar

@chrome cave

[tawny ice]

yk who does

[tribal ivy]

Curry out thank god

[tawny ice]

chrisitan braun

[quasi crest]

Lacrosse player we not surprised

[quick scarab]

BRONNY LMFAOOOOO

[plush storm]

Trade him to the hub immediately 😭

[chrome cave]

Pat Spencer 🤔

[echo ledge]

I know who

[quick scarab]

HOW IS HE IN THE NBA AND JULIAN NEWMAN ISNT

[plush storm]

AYTON 7 REBOUNDS

[vale sage]

who most hub material on the team?🤔

[chrome cave]

Gabe

[plush storm]

gabe for sure 😭

[tribal ivy]

Dude like 4'4

[sharp grotto]

why..?

[vale sage]

i think Vando got blacked potential

[quasi crest]

Bronny needs to get employed by Kai cenat man get off my team

[chrome cave]

He's the most handsome

[signal tapir]

rui

some JAV

[echo ledge]

Kleber...

[plush storm]

Ayton boutta get a double double

[sharp grotto]

jav

jav, anime, aot,

[tawny ice]

bronny good d

[chrome cave]

Deadass forgot Kleber was on the team

[tawny ice]

?

[plush storm]

MOSES MOODY YOU ARE A SHANGHAI SHARK

[signal tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/michaeljordan-mj-basketball-gif-michael-jordan-no-no-no-no-gif-16220345851539903827

[quasi crest]

Vando missing easy layups again
we are back to normal

[tawny ice]

LMAOOOOOOOO

[plush storm]

One layup

[tawny ice]

vando be putting anything up

[plush storm]

gng

[sharp grotto]

nice defense

[sharp grotto]

knechts fault

idk how but it is

[sturdy lantern]

https://x.com/sheridanblog/status/1975010975339470977?s=46&t=qDfUzgQlXEVICCyH9cjhGw

jim park in mid season form

Jim Park🏀🌌 (@Sheridanblog)

Draymond's offense has been dreadful. I question how much work he put in in the offseason, especially after seeing all those insane airballs he was throwing up during some pickup runs

X · Oct 6, 2025, 1:31 AM

[chrome glade]

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-high-lazer-gif-3259107333399569815

[sharp grotto]

pussy spencer

[echo ledge]

!3

[tribal osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/748709972598063184/1106854133715193866/IMG_0605.png

[hot carbon]

westsideeeeeeeeeee

[quick scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/dalton-knecht-knecht-dalton-lakers-gif-6586498308849098377

don’t compare that shitty ass bronny to us

[chrome cave]

The name Spencer really got ruined for me

[plush storm]

Dalton hitting that three every now and then to stay on this team 😭

[chrome glade]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-ishowmeat-funny-laugh-gif-3834932356741800396

[plush storm]

Fuck hield

[tawny ice]

bro they b helping off knecht but guard bronny like he curry

coo

[tribal ivy]

Cant believe i said bronny was better than Dalton 💔

[hot carbon]

vando ??

okkk???

[plush storm]

VANDOOOO

[tawny ice]

wtf is vando on

[plush storm]

STARTING

NOW

[tawny ice]

pass to bronny lmao

[sharp grotto]

excuse me

[plush storm]

BRONNY FUCK YOU'

[quasi crest]

“pass to shit”

[tawny ice]

what about bronny reminds you of shit?

[tawny ice]

are you racist

[plush storm]

GET OFF THIS TEAM

DISGRACE TO THE LAKERS

[quick scarab]

i don’t wanna fall for this fake vando game, but man he should start.

[chrome glade]

jj getting a contract extension just to mis match bronny ✌️

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-high-lazer-gif-3259107333399569815

[tawny ice]

So I was hunting with my son @quick scarab in the woods and a random camera on a tree caught him here's chedia

[vale sage]

y doesn’t JJ become a player coach? is he dumb?🤔

[crisp salmon]

It's hard to tell without any of our big 3out there, but, he's looked good last game and this game.

[chrome glade]

isnt he 90

[quasi crest]

please refrain from saying slurs

[quick scarab]

he’s actually attacking the rim now + his great defense that we already know of

[tawny ice]

^^

[vale sage]

Bron is too🤷🏾‍♂️

[tawny ice]

attacking closeouts & shooting

[quick scarab]

for the people that laughed btw

[crisp salmon]

It's got me. Excited, I'm sold but trying not to jump too quick.

[tawny ice]

liar

[zinc shard]

Vando is healthy that’s the difference

[crisp salmon]

But..

[chrome cave]

I still laughed

[zinc shard]

He’s moving like he was a couple years ago

[tawny ice]

"who can slow down gabe vincent"

LMAOOOOOOOOO

"top ranked defensive team"

[chrome glade]

im hispanic i can get away with ts

[crisp salmon]

9/5/4 in 13 mins? That's incredible for vando

[chrome glade]

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-high-lazer-gif-3259107333399569815

[quasi crest]

Vando losing the ball to “Pat Spencer” I’m sure

[quick scarab]

kill vando

[outer pasture]

Why does Gabriel Vincent have 16 points

[sharp grotto]

bros only option was to pass it to "knecht"

[tribal ivy]

Here this fossil go

[chrome glade]

yall think the peacemaker torture method would work on this lakers lineup

tbh its torture watching ts

[tribal ivy]

LMAOOO

[plush storm]

Why are we losing aganin

[outer pasture]

Vando sucks

[quick scarab]

okay vando stinks

ppl fell for this shit

[tribal ivy]

This bum

[sharp grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/rui-hachimura-lakers-gif-6952112091750212418

missing person

[quick scarab]

rui sucks too

both fucking ass

need them both gone

need someone to frame them for armed robbery

[sharp grotto]

vando the only one playing defense😭

[sturdy lantern]

Warriors only up 7 against Bronny lmao

[quick scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/bronny-james-lebron-james-jr-los-angeles-lakers-nba-gif-14309620688513141803

[torpid badge]

Up 7 against Vando and friends

[hollow prism]

Bronny is ass I’m sorry

[zinc shard]

I want vando on our team for the sole reason of him not going to Denver or some shit and locking down Luka lol

[torpid badge]

Primed to take over the league though

[hollow prism]

This kid will not get minutes

[sharp grotto]

vando locks curry 10x better

[hollow prism]

How does RJ Davis dribble better than Bronny

A gleaguer

[errant gazelle]

bro if vando gets injured again for 20+ games im crashing out

he looking elite rn

[plush storm]

Oh so now we switching up on vando

[outer pasture]

I promise you could put tae or eric out there for 10 mins and they’re putting up better stats than this

[zinc shard]

He’s like 25 and was a good college player. Just lacks the physicality and athleticism for the league. The skills are there though

[hollow prism]

1/12 last game

[sharp grotto]

is lebron the new ariza?

[plush storm]

I'm like 5'6 and I'm getting more rebounds than this mf

[quasi crest]

Bronny belongs in high school

[tribal ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/tupac-sad-sigh-gif-13059499

[plush storm]

No he belongs in china, they love bron over there

[quick scarab]

bro i’m crying lebron fans are actually rtards

“got offed”

[sly python]

Bronny James zero points 💀

[quick scarab]

eric

[turbid dove]

IS NOT A GIRL

[hot carbon]

riiiiiiiiiiight

[sharp grotto]

game is over

gg yall

[plush storm]

We did good enough fine by me

[sharp grotto]

pretty good

against the warriors actual rotation

[plush storm]

Yeah I mean the warriors got their starters against our bench and 2 ways so idrc

[crisp salmon]

I think we saw some good stuff from some of our guys, solid half

[plush storm]

Moses moody is leading them in scoring and podz is still ass

[sharp grotto]

gabe saved us in the first half

[plush storm]

Vando proved he's still got it, ayton good on both offense and defense, Bronny and knecht still ass

[sharp grotto]

now its back to shit

[echo ledge]

Wtf is the score, I leave for a few minutes and this happens

[sharp grotto]

surprisingly no more ayton middy

[plush storm]

Doesn't matter, we got what we needed

[sharp grotto]

3rd quarter lakers

[echo ledge]

They really scored 22 points in TWO FUCKING MINUTES?!?!?!?!?

Two minutes, man

[sharp grotto]

yes

[plush storm]

They got their starters lol

and bench is ass too apparently

Moses moody 19 points and kum bucket with 2

https://tenor.com/view/quikjug-gif-15304338689054656938

[echo ledge]

Yeah, Warriors fans are barking their shit now

[sharp grotto]

gabe

[plush storm]

Vando missed

a dunk

Ok jake I see you

good midrange scoring from the bench

[echo ledge]

Wtf man

[plush storm]

you're aight

[fringe galleon]

God we are cooked without our key guys
Hopefully we stay healthy this year

[plush storm]

Vando kinda selling tho

[crisp salmon]

I've been impressed with vando and DA, although, I think his low motor still shows at times

[echo ledge]

I fucking hate that fanbase

Urkle and Dre already talking mad shit

Fuck ehm

[plush storm]

We're a glass cannon. Great talent and potential when everyone is healthy but if a major player is hurt it's over

[tawny ice]

sub on bronny pls

[sharp grotto]

we deadass sub 5 people

[harsh frigate]

Ayton is stupid

[quasi crest]

where is koloko?

[echo ledge]

Man nice lob Bronny

[harsh frigate]

That was nasty

[sharp grotto]

jax on jax crime

[echo ledge]

I just want us to win at least 1 preseason game, just 1

[crisp salmon]

Are we gonna get smart minutes next week?

[echo ledge]

Alright Hayes

[gaunt raft]

Bring us back king James

[crisp salmon]

When our immediate subs are league players, it's.... It's gonna be tough

[plush storm]

yes

[tawny ice]

tjd is so bad

lmao

[plush storm]

He's coming back next sunday for the warriors game

BRONNY

HOLY SHIT

ABSOLUTE DOGWATER

[crisp salmon]

What are expectations

[plush storm]

Defense mostly

[sharp grotto]

bronny ever since the crowd stopped cheering 💩

[plush storm]

GET BRONNY OF TS TEAM

nvm

[tawny ice]

suck dick

[plush storm]

bronny sign a supermax rn

holy moly

look at that three

so majestic

[sharp grotto]

this was on purpose

[plush storm]

Yo this nate williams guy lwk ass

KNECHT???

I DIDNT KNOW YOU COULD BLOCK

[sharp grotto]

that 3 saved bronny like 3 more months on the team lmao

[sharp grotto]

he blocked jokic once

[plush storm]

just got blocked

blocked jokic??

[crisp salmon]

My guy is on a day to day contract lol

[sharp grotto]

yes

[plush storm]

Gui santos

Who tf

[torpid badge]

Gui is good

[fringe galleon]

Testing 1 2 1 2

[crisp salmon]

Shooting 50% as a team, sheesh

[torpid badge]

Hi peanut

[gaunt raft]

Btw did bronny get blocked on that middie?

Bruh

[crisp salmon]

If every team has a "outlier" shooting night, our D is ass

[gaunt raft]

Get the game to 10 by the 4th

Cmon we got this

[sharp grotto]

i forgot gary payton was on the team

[plush storm]

Cut nate williams

this guy sucks

[echo ledge]

Haha fml

[tawny ice]

aight im out

luka better plahy next game

[gaunt raft]

Bruh

[fringe galleon]

I forgot Horford was signed

[plush storm]

I hope not

[crisp salmon]

Pray on it

[fringe galleon]

What
No way

[tawny ice]

id rather hes prepared for the season yeah.

[gaunt raft]

Make it 20 by the 4th

Atleast

[quasi crest]

Fun fact
Bronny is 2 turnovers away from leading the preseason in turnovers

[fringe galleon]

Maybe for the first 6 minutes since it’s a Laker home game but that’s it

[plush storm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5J4iNX0zWM
Bronny please go back to streaming bruh

[sharp grotto]

i js realized this is still the 3rd quarter

oh mama

[gaunt raft]

Hayes should’ve caught that ball

[fringe galleon]

lol!

[gaunt raft]

But he is turning the ball over

[crisp salmon]

This unit is awful lol

[echo ledge]

What happened to the magic in the first half, we were fucking pounding their starters.

As soon as their bench comes in, they blow the gates open

[plush storm]

It really does not matter

[fringe galleon]

I’m just glad we don’t have Jalen Hood Schifino anymore

[plush storm]

We saw enough in the first half

[gaunt raft]

Schfino wouldn’t look this bad

[plush storm]

yes he would bruh

[crisp salmon]

I do care that we were competitive with their 1st unit.

[cedar charm]

do I close this thread

[fringe galleon]

Yeah

[gaunt raft]

4th qtr comeback

[plush storm]

no not yet

[crisp salmon]

The rest of this is like watch a JV v Varsity scrimmage

[gaunt raft]

Believe

[plush storm]

Bronny gonna drop 40 on these mfs in the fourth

@tawny ice is this true

[crisp salmon]

Facts

[gaunt raft]

Where did bucks bronny go?

[crisp salmon]

@fringe galleon jhs minutes or bronny minutes?

[sly python]

wtf happened?

It was a five point game at halftime

[plush storm]

Yeah but then we gave up

[sly python]

Of course

[gaunt raft]

The only thing I’m taking from this game is that LaRavia spin on Jimmy

And that vando bagwork in the 1st

[sly python]

Vanderbilt at least had a decent game

Moses moody dropped 19

Defense is absolutely cooked

[sharp grotto]

straight baller

[gaunt raft]

Elite 3&d player

[plush storm]

I'm just worried about luka ngl I don't want him to get injured

[sharp grotto]

im out

[plush storm]

Cut nate williams

[sharp grotto]

ngl i rather have him not play preseason

[plush storm]

And anton watson

[plush storm]

Nah I want him to play some minutes but not a lot. He needs to prepare too

[crisp salmon]

I wanna see 6-8 minutes. 10-12 max,

[plush storm]

yes

[crisp salmon]

He's gotta get back into rhythm

[plush storm]

Tbf he did play eurobasket this summer

[crisp salmon]

Like nba rhythm

[plush storm]

But it was with a bunch of bums

[tawny ice]

Hayes shooting anything

[plush storm]

I want to see him with ayton and smart for a bit and then he can drop out

[dry jay]

Are we winning

[crisp salmon]

He's gotta get on court chemistry with DA as well

[plush storm]

https://tenor.com/view/quikjug-gif-15304338689054656938

Guess the score rn

[crisp salmon]

I want them to run 53 PnR In a row

[sly python]

Of course not

The coaching is complete shit

[plush storm]

Knecht just barely staying on this team

[shut jackal]

just tuning in, any positives about this game tn?

[echo ledge]

Vando making the leap this year

Miami Gabe is back

[shut jackal]

okay better vibes than game 1 then, i like it

[echo ledge]

Yep

[shut jackal]

bronny and dk still stinking it up i see tho

[echo ledge]

Ayton's defense too man, such a refreshing sight

[shut jackal]

oh DK shooting okay nm

[plush storm]

Vando is back
Ayton's defense and offense are good, almost got a double double
Gabe had a good game with 16 points
Bronny and Knecht are still hot garbage

[shut jackal]

Ayton is the key piece imo.. can't wait for reg season with him

[echo ledge]

Ayton and Vando are the biggest wildcards

Vando might be a starter sooner rather than later

[shut jackal]

i dont' think our defense will be as good as last year with DFS and goodwin gone, unless vando really steps up

DK why keep shooting contested 3s... sheesh

[plush storm]

Jake will probably fill in for the DFS defense, but losing goodwin sucks for bench defense

[crisp salmon]

I don't think he has to step up, I think he just needs the opportunity, his defense and disruption are elite

[plush storm]

Vando's defense has been elite for sure, and ayton's gonna be good as well

[shut jackal]

his offense has to step up, so he can stay on the floor long enough for his defense

[plush storm]

And who knows, maybe luka will actually be defensive too

[echo ledge]

That was ugly, sheesh

[plush storm]

He was a defensive player candidate for eurobasket

[shut jackal]

eurobasket they are more skilled but less athletic. so not sure he can be as good on defense in nba

[crisp salmon]

Ah, fair point, yes. But thought you were just Talkin bout defense, my bad.

[shut jackal]

RJ davis is so aggressive, really liking this pickup

[echo ledge]

Brooo

Please

[fringe galleon]

Big rips

[plush storm]

Warriors got a mf named Cryer?

[shut jackal]

The golden state cryers

[plush storm]

BRONNY

WITH THE DUNK

[shut jackal]

dayamn bronny lmao

[plush storm]

Now can you do it when it matters

😂

Down by 10 we have a chance 👀

Put in vincent

and we win

[quasi crest]

Dalton would look great in a heat jersey

[shut jackal]

If bronny did that last season, the stadium would erupt like it was the nba finals

[elfin laurel]

WAIT

[plush storm]

HOLD UP

[elfin laurel]

HOLD ON

[plush storm]

EVERYONE GET BACK IN HERE

[echo ledge]

Comebackkkkk

[crisp salmon]

👀

[plush storm]

YO PUT IN OUR STARTERs

NOW

[shut jackal]

single digits 👁️

[plush storm]

LET US WIN

[elfin laurel]

BRON SUIT UP RQ PLEASE

[proud peak]

SINGLE DIGIT GAME

[quasi crest]

RJ benched

[plush storm]

LUKA CMON MAN

WE NEED YOU FOR A QUICK SEC

NICK SMITH WITH THE BLOCK

Well shit

[shut jackal]

gotta make the FTs bro

[plush storm]

Bro put in ayton

vincent

anyone

[shut jackal]

wasted

[plush storm]

BRONNY FUCK YOU