FUCK THEM UP JEMISON
#03-04-2025 Lakers vs Pelicans Game Thread
warped kraken
lethal patio
WHOAAAAAAAAAAA
proper lion
because Bron is always with the 2nd unit, what do you expect will happen?
plucky shell
JJ gonna be a finalists for COTY
night surge
bruce brown a straight bitch
plucky shell
Along with Cavs and pistons cosch
proper lion
because Bron is always with the 2nd unit, what do you expect will happen?
not gonna always be pretty if the role players miss open shots
blazing latch
THESE FYCJUING THUGS
empty sun
Bruce Brown ur a fucking bitch
wintry relic
FLAGRANT
trim walrus
Along with Cavs and pistons cosch
and grizzlies prolly
night surge
empty sun
Eject that pussy NOW
trim walrus
those prolly top 4
wintry relic
KICK HIM OU THE GAME
empty sun
NO FUCKING BALL CONTACT
proper lion
it's about damn time that the refs give Bron some FTs
plucky shell
and grizzlies prolly
Memphis coach look like herb kazaaz from Bojack Horseman
delicate loom
under 102 is still on the table lmao
proper lion
Eject that pussy NOW
what happened?
wintry relic
what happened?
Dirty play
plucky shell
what happened?
Dirty foul he's a thug
twin nebula
Bruce brown a bitch
wintry relic
Pulled Knecht while he was on the air
empty sun
what happened?
This bitch grabbed Knecht’s arm causing him to fall hard
trim walrus
jj would beat bruce browns ass i just know it
empty sun
While he was in the fucking air
trim walrus
jj wouldnt duck no smoke
proper lion
is knecht gonna be ok?
trim walrus
run his fade BB
rigid marsh
not our fault yall fuckin suck
proper lion
I hope he is
trim walrus
is knecht gonna be ok?
i think so
formal tundra
Vando standing up for Knecht
digital needle
bruce bitch
vague halo
I LOVE IT VANDOOOO
low sonnet
Len minutes huh
formal tundra
Pulled Knecht while he was on the air
Didn’t just pull he held on
trim walrus
luka standing up for his Teammates. +15% chemistry boost
empty sun
I don’t use the word “bitch” a lot but that bitch is a bitch
oak token
To all the people that wanted Bruce brown 🤡🤡
vague halo
Clear path???
wintry relic
I don’t use the word “bitch” a lot but that bitch is a bitch
Family friendly server
digital needle
icy quail
fuck bruce brown
plucky shell
I thought it's the 4th quarter
lethal patio
BRONNY COME DUNK ON HIS ASS
dusk trellis
is dk good
empty sun
This better not be a common foul
plucky shell
Bruce brown is a thug we need a thug hunter
errant kiln
he good
oak token
Dirty ass bitch
lethal patio
Bruce brown is a thug we need a thug hunter
we got demon vando and demon jemison ian worried
digital needle
his ugly ass mustache too
oak token
Flagrant 2!
delicate loom
bruce brown acting tough after feasting on dlo and no wings on these team and took it out on the rook, which is even more bitch made
oak token
Eject his bum ass
rigid marsh
robbed us of a dk dunk💔
trim walrus
that was not a fucking basketball move
empty sun
If he just slapped his arm, I wouldn’t care but he had the audacity to grab him mid air like a pussy
night surge
FLAG 1
digital needle
empty sun
double tech on Vando and Brown
lethal patio
THATS A FLAGRANT TWO BITCH
empty sun
double tech on Vando and Brown
don’t care
low sonnet
Brown ejaculated?
digital needle
soft techs
icy quail
the floul
empty sun
3 FTs
twin nebula
Bruce brown got a nuggets tattoo
lethal patio
JOKIC AINT HERE TO SAVE YOUR BITCH ASS NOW
trim walrus
use your fucking brain, you buck teeth pedo lookin ass bitch
empty sun
1/1
trim walrus
i hate you more than norman powell
white dune
Is that Bruce Brown that played for the nuggets?
empty sun
JEMISON BIG BODY
low sonnet
Flag 1 + tech = no ejection?
lethal patio
OH YEAH JEMISON
empty sun
Bruce Brown ur a hoe
pine jasper
JEMISON
oak token
Let em Jemison!
oak token
Flag 1 + tech = no ejection?
Should be
misty thistle
Jemison a dog man
oak token
That’s what happen to ant
dusk trellis
LMFAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOOA
empty sun
LMFAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOOA
😭
inland wedge
LAKERS HAVE DAWGS AND I HERE FOR IT
dusk trellis
2 MINS LEFT
lethal patio
NOOOOO
empty sun
VANDOOOO
lethal patio
BLOCKEDDD
plucky shell
LMFAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOOA
Lolll wtffff
upbeat parrot
BRUH
rigid marsh
BRO
empty sun
WE GOTTA FINISH THOSE DUNKS
rigid marsh
I WENT CRAY LIKE 3 TIMES
pine jasper
WTF
pine jasper
Make those fts
empty sun
1/1
misty thistle
Clips really went from 5th to 9th in a week
empty sun
2/2
digital needle
WHYS HE PLAYING DEFENSE
plucky shell
Clips really went from 5th to 9th in a week
Adam silver fault
pine jasper
Niceee luka
warm mirage
Clips really went from 5th to 9th in a week
Cus their actually terrible
empty sun
HOLY SHIT
upbeat parrot
BRO
plucky shell
Against us back to back is crazy it's automatically 2-0
warm mirage
They’re gonna have to blow it up this offseason
digital needle
HES IN A 3/2 ZONE
upbeat parrot
HOLY
lethal patio
NOOOOOOO
pine jasper
HOLY FUCK
misty thistle
Gosh
wintry relic
DAMNNN
blazing latch
YIKES
misty thistle
I just saw a man get baptized
rigid leaf
WHAT DID THE ANNOUNCER JUST SAY?????
twin nebula
Take a timeout bro
rigid leaf
WELCOME JEMISON TO THE FACIAL CLUB??????????
twin nebula
wtf jj
errant kiln
facial
rigid leaf
AYYYYOOOO
digital needle
former teammate?
warm mirage
Oh my god
dusk trellis
what happ
wintry relic
We’re cold
plucky shell
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA WELCOME TO THE WHAT????
wintry relic
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA WELCOME TO THE WHAT????
Facial
plucky shell
LMFAOOOOO
misty thistle
Jemison got a facial 😔
trim walrus
respect for jemison for not ducking a fade
wintry relic
Is this real?
trim walrus
shit like that earns you a roster sot
warm mirage
Jesus
trim walrus
he aint afraid to jump
misty thistle
Why doesn’t Zion join the dunk contest smh
trim walrus
he aint got no ego
upbeat parrot
!3
zenith cipherBOT
errant kiln
!3
zenith cipherBOT
lethal patio
BANGGGGG
errant kiln
bronnnn
misty thistle
TUFFF
wintry relic
Why doesn’t Zion join the dunk contest smh
His onlyfans girlfriend doesn’t let him
proper lion
We should cut Len
wintry relic
YEA
pine jasper
BAAANNGGG
lethal patio
DONT TALK TO MY GOAT BITCH ASS BROWN
proper lion
Bang
hollow totem
18 points I'll take it.
Unleash LeSperm
misty thistle
His onlyfans girlfriend doesn’t let him
Wasn’t that girl like calling him out on twitter
wintry relic
Wasn’t that girl like calling him out on twitter
He has a bunch
formal tundra
Clippers are hilarious
low sonnet
Bron 2 pts 1 reb 1ast shy of 27-7-7
digital needle
rigid marsh
clippers sellin lol
delicate loom
Bron 2 pts 1 reb 1ast shy of 27-7-7
but he's gonna score at least 3 times those numbers in the 4th
hollow solar
Bron 2 pts 1 reb 1ast shy of 27-7-7
Knowing fourth quarter bron he’s scoring 10
lol
trim walrus
with a freethrow contest
dusk trellis
40 for luka or nah
trim walrus
between shai, embiid and giannis
every year
until a new king of free throws emerges
hollow solar
Ngl a free throw contest of 100 (10 free throws per player) would be dope
For each team
trim walrus
dont lie
low sonnet
between shai, embiid and giannis
20s for FT attempt? Nah
lethal patio
BRONNY MINUTES WHERE YOU AT
trim walrus
what if instead of a dunk contest, we made a eating contest
low sonnet
low sonnet
what if instead of a dunk contest, we made a eating contest
Zion vs Luka will feed themselves
empty sun
Bruh
low sonnet
Is Jaxson getting 20-10
trim walrus
fucking freethrow merchant
empty sun
30 bomb
trim walrus
bitch ass dude
night surge
this porn addict mf
trim walrus
lay off the fucking cheetos
empty sun
Casual Bron lay up
lethal patio
LEGOAT
low sonnet
27-6-6💀
empty sun
BRON
pine jasper
WOAH
lethal patio
BANGGGGG
empty sun
He got eyes in the back of his head
lyric oak
!3
zenith cipherBOT
blazing latch
pine jasper
BAAAANGGG
proper lion
did Bron get a tribute for the 50k points
empty sun
wow
night surge
good shit
near stag
yeah can we please prevent Zion from doing THIS…
lethal patio
EASYYY
pine jasper
NICEEEEE
lethal patio
sit down you fat bitch damn
lethal patio
LEGOAT
pine jasper
MY GLORIOUS 50K KING
hollow totem
Unleash LeSperm
dusk trellis
BRO LUKA GET SOME BALL TIME BUD I WANT 40 FROM YA
lethal patio
KNECHTTTTT
rigid marsh
DKK
errant kiln
k4
marble dock
pine jasper
OMG KNECHT4
lethal patio
OH FUCKING YEAH GET HIS FAT ASS
split imp
!chick
zenith cipherBOT
The game's 🏀🏃♂️in the refrigerator 🥩🍗🍖 the door's closed 🚪🙌 the light's out 💡🚫 the eggs 🥚🍳 are cooling 🧊😎 the butter's 🧈 getting hard 💪😤 and the jello's 🍮 jiggling! 🕺😁🎉😝💯 – 🐥
empty sun
!lg
zenith cipherBOT
LAKER GIIIRRRLLS.
quartz stump
This reminds me of 2020 Lebron Zion battles
Good ol days
When Zion owned kuz
This might be the lightest 32 pts of LeBron career
jagged imp
this team is so fun
empty hinge
!dalton
zenith cipherBOT
burnt basin
Lmao
Clippers blew a 20-point lead
twin nebula
Bronny getting ready
hollow totem
THE MACHINE
dusk trellis
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
daring pasture
empty sun
Bron hot
lethal patio
LEGOATTTT
empty sun
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Clippers ASSS
lethal patio
GO FOR 40
wintry relic
I need LeBron James gone
lethal patio
you fatass bro go to the fucking bench dude youre down 20
solar hemlock
I need LeBron James gone
?
errant kiln
you fatass bro go to the fucking bench dude youre down 20
he needs to eat
night surge
KD went ballistic
trim walrus
empty sun
Suns swept the Clippers
spring palm
Love our dogs
lethal patio
BRONNY BRONNY BRONNY
empty sun
cmon Bron
pallid ermine
icy quail
vando got some shoulders bruh
empty sun
1st one
empty hinge
empty sun
VANDOOOO
upbeat parrot
!vando
zenith cipherBOT
Vandy? Who the hell is that guy? Did you mean the GOAT Jarred Vanderbilt? It’s VANDO. Vando. Don’t make that same mistake again
https://imgur.com/a/NKbin31
lethal patio
VANDO BANGGGGGGG
errant kiln
!3
zenith cipherBOT
empty sun
15 ASSISTS?
marble dock
Vando
dusk trellis
LUKA GET POINTS PLS GO ABOVE 40
icy quail
VANDOOOOO
night surge
burnt basin
Laker Legend Luka
empty sun
DFS
lethal patio
BANGGG
errant kiln
!3
zenith cipherBOT
patent cloak
Luka 😮💨😮💨
hollow totem
FREE BRONNY
wintry relic
3!
misty thistle
W
upbeat parrot
WE WANT BRONNY
blazing latch
LAKERSSS
wintry relic
Put Bronny in
misty thistle
Now take out the starters
wintry relic
Take the starters out
errant kiln
they need to rest bron and luka please
misty thistle
Clean out the bench
lethal patio
NOOOOOO THEYRE GONNA GET OVER 102 POINTS💔💔💔💔
upbeat parrot
SHAKE
empty sun
SHAKEEE
misty thistle
Timeout pls
rigid marsh
lol bron
wintry relic
Alr
misty thistle
W
lethal patio
CMON BRONNY
wintry relic
Bronny about come in
empty hinge
!chick
zenith cipherBOT
The game's 🏀🏃♂️in the refrigerator 🥩🍗🍖 the door's closed 🚪🙌 the light's out 💡🚫 the eggs 🥚🍳 are cooling 🧊😎 the butter's 🧈 getting hard 💪😤 and the jello's 🍮 jiggling! 🕺😁🎉😝💯 – 🐥
alpine silo
!chick
zenith cipherBOT
The game's 🏀🏃♂️in the refrigerator 🥩🍗🍖 the door's closed 🚪🙌 the light's out 💡🚫 the eggs 🥚🍳 are cooling 🧊😎 the butter's 🧈 getting hard 💪😤 and the jello's 🍮 jiggling! 🕺😁🎉😝💯 – 🐥
misty thistle
!w
zenith cipherBOT
errant kiln
!W
zenith cipherBOT
misty thistle
Seven in a row
hollow totem
FREE BRONNY
errant kiln
bronnnnyyyy
empty hinge
!3
misty thistle
Most this season
zenith cipherBOT
flat flicker
did Gabe score a point?
near stag
So proud of this team again wow
low sonnet
2rebs shy of trip dub = bye luka
near stag
did Gabe score a point?
He did
errant kiln
did Gabe score a point?
layup
boreal kindle
Let Luka get the TD😭
near stag
Gabe had a better 2nd half in terms of impact lol
But yeah he really needs to get that 3pt back up again
alpine silo
nah, f them triple doubles
near stag
Those are wide open looks
low sonnet
Let Luka get the TD😭
He built like TE too
lethal patio
HOWS THIS EVEN FAIRRR😭😭
flat flicker
HOWS THIS EVEN FAIRRR😭😭
best duo in the league
boreal kindle
Are we getting Reddish minutes tdy or nah
inland wedge
HOWS THIS EVEN FAIRRR😭😭
+37 is absurd
empty hinge
LET EM REST AND BRING OUT LESPERM
near stag
I’m so proud of Vando dude.
Also Knecht for looking MIGHTY comfortable right now.
alpine silo
lesperm plz
vague flint
near stag
Knecht is capitalizing on the AR/Rui injuries and that’s amazing to see.
dusk trellis
excited for sat, celtics ain't ready!!
empty sun
HOWS THIS EVEN FAIRRR😭😭
THIS IS SEXY
night surge
empty sun
YUP
lethal patio
WE WON ON A LEBRON MILESTONE😩😩😩😩
delicate loom
I’m so proud of Vando dude.
Also Knecht for looking MIGHTY comfortable right n...
I don't want dalton moved period him austin and luka is a good core with size
hollow totem
BRONNY
dusk trellis
HOWS THIS EVEN FAIRRR😭😭
empty hinge
Knecht is capitalizing on the AR/Rui injuries and that’s amazing to see.
much needed games for him to bring back his confidence
lethal patio
LETS GO BRONNY
alpine silo
jemison jacked
blazing latch
BRONNYJAMES
near stag
HOWS THIS EVEN FAIRRR😭😭
The best part is how besides maybe a couple of the crazy heat checks Luka made in the beginning:
all of these stats looks “sustainable” lol. Like I didn’t feel like they caught some crazy fire and “overperformed”
hollow totem
GIVE IT TO LESPERM
alpine silo
lesperm dribbles
alpine silo
lefuckme3
hollow totem
LMAOOO
empty sun
WOOO
near stag
I’m glad we dialed down the turnover in the 2nd half
Makes SUCH a difference
feral schooner
Remember when the lakers were a bad 3 point shooting team at one point
rigid marsh
yo??😭
icy quail
102 streak is still alive
feral schooner
Holy shit the turn around
alpine silo
luka assists are butt naked wide open fr
lethal patio
has bronny even scored in crypto yet?😭
shadow storm
102 streak is still alive
lets not jynx lol
empty hinge
Billy Mac talking shit on Alex Len hahaha
hollow totem
NOPOOO
night surge
102 streak is still alive
sike
alpine silo
huge 3 to cut down the lead
hollow totem
GIVE IT TO LESPERM
empty sun
FEED BRONNY
lethal patio
FIND BRONNY IN THE CORNER
errant kiln
shoot it bronny
empty sun
BRONNYYYY
upbeat parrot
BRONNYYYYYY
empty sun
OH YEAAA
shadow storm
BRONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY
hollow totem
YEAAAAA
alpine silo
LeLayup
lethal patio
BRONNYYYYYYY
alpine silo
errant kiln
yeeeee
lyric oak
BRONNY
errant kiln
eyyyyyy
alpine silo
!lesperm
shadow storm
STUNT ON THESE BROOOOS
marble dock
empty sun
HE GOT BETTER
wintry relic
BRONNY
misty thistle
GIVE HIM THAT LAYYYY
shadow storm
Bronny so good
empty sun
REMEMBER HE MISSED THE LAST ONE
alpine silo
contested lay
errant kiln
next, shoot it from the logo
twin nebula
75 driving lay
shadow storm
conceding 110 kinda bums me out
misty thistle
Remember when Bronny kept missing open layups
errant kiln
shoot it
empty sun
that step back was crazy
split imp
conceding 110 kinda bums me out
Like 15 of those have been meme points
twin nebula
That was nice
split imp
Also we’ve just been letting Zion score lol
empty sun
Also we’ve just been letting Zion score lol
Look at him
blazing latch
Is the gleague 3 point line closer?
upbeat parrot
KNECT
alpine silo
!dalton
zenith cipherBOT
lethal patio
BANGGG
errant kiln
eyyy
misty thistle
W
lyric oak
!3
zenith cipherBOT
wintry relic
KNECHT
shadow storm
Also we’ve just been letting Zion score lol
yeah also makes sense, dont really want to risk an injury for this streak lol
upbeat parrot
W
shadow storm
WWWWWWWWWW
upbeat parrot
!w
zenith cipherBOT
errant kiln
shoot it bronnyp
blazing latch
!w
zenith cipherBOT
misty thistle
Great W
errant kiln
pla
blazing latch
!w
zenith cipherBOT
empty hinge
CLOSING THIS SHIT
alpine silo
leturnover
hollow totem
W
icy quail
i keep thinking billy is saying pockets when he says hawkins lmao
empty hinge
5
misty thistle
I love it
empty hinge
4
errant kiln
w
misty thistle
W
low sonnet
How tf hayes not get a pt in 2nd hald
errant kiln
w
empty hinge
3
burnt basin
Redick's plan: just let Zion score
errant kiln
w
upbeat parrot
W
empty hinge
2
errant kiln
w
empty sun
W
errant kiln
w
empty hinge
1
errant kiln
w
empty sun
W
icy quail
penis
lyric oak
W
errant kiln
dick
hollow totem
W
dusk trellis
CELTICS AINT READY
lyric oak
W
empty sun
WOOOOOOO
errant kiln
ass
lyric oak
W
alpine silo
w
lyric oak
W
alpine silo
w
errant kiln
dick
lyric oak
W
alpine silo
w
lyric oak
W
alpine silo
w
lyric oak
W
alpine silo
w
errant kiln
bitch
dusk trellis
CELTICS AINT READY
lyric oak
W
errant kiln
w
alpine silo
w