#Fantasy BBall

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spice needle
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For cats he's really good, all round sometimes efficient king

copper laurel
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Pts

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Not yet

copper laurel
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0-3 😔

spice needle
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Tuff

spice needle
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I'm going to get absolutely smoked tomorrow

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How did we let bacon draft this roster

upper field
spice needle
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I was fooled by Zach Lavine

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Anyone wanna take him

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He's destroying my FG %

copper laurel
copper laurel
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5/12 is destroying?

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Aren’t u winning the fg% rn

spice needle
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Fg isn't really my focus rn bcuz that category is merely inevitable

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I focus on all around stats

upper field
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Zach Lavine has been a shot chucker next to DeMar DeRozan's efficient middy game since the first year they played together on the bulls.

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I made that mistake before too. He went from potential star in my eyes to "yeah he scores" years ago. Sadge

upper field
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When you can't fill your roster cause all your PGs hurt SADDIES

copper laurel
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Ur making me seem like trading for Lavine isn’t the best move

upper field
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I mean if he produces what stats you want him for go for it. I avoid him only cause a pick he'd go at could be spent on an all rounder vs scorer with minor perks

copper laurel
upper field
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4ppl out

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I need Bennedict "Banana Clip" Mathurin and Jaden "The Fear Of God Rests In My Heart" Ivey back.

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I also need this Ja Morant trade to happen so Cedric Cowards usage and stats go up

spice needle
spice needle
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I'm out man

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Duren DTD

upper field
upper field
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Even Bacon going through it

spice needle
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Last year I was going through it with injuries too

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I started out good

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Literally the same as this season

upper field
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Yeah I think it was Nekros who got the ultra rare bad draw last year or the year before

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Team was a hospital sector

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It'll pass tho

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If you rounded enough you can survive the mud

spice needle
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My injuries this year are surprisingly a little amount of time compared to last year where my players missed like a month off

upper field
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Lmaoo I got that

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Jaden? 4 weeks. Mathurin? Week by week no timetable. Jordan got 10 days. Paolo got an unknown amount yet

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I'm prolly not surviving our game next week

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I'm only surviving rn cause of aura (he's not setting players)

copper laurel
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I honestly don’t know how to make it fair for cats

copper laurel
spice needle
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PJ would be ok but he's like dtd

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and gyatt damn dude your roster is literally hospital

spice needle
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and I would need to drop Steven Adams after Bam comes back and that's minus my rebounding

copper laurel
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PJ for Lavine?

spice needle
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God let me have a day tmrw

spice needle
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Oh man I'm holding up

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I get this W by tomorrow I think

upper field
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I'm injured as hell rn so gg in advance

spice needle
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Smart I'm pretty confident in my chance to win this year

spice needle
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4 OUT

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And 1 DTD

upper field
upper field
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Can't wait till my team is full power for the first time smh

spice needle
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I'm shopping bam adebayo

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I beat bacon

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I can't believe it

upper field
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Lmaooo

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Bacon even got 5 outs 😭

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But fuck it a dub is a dub

upper field
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Lmaooo

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Fallout New Vegas in 2025

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Ball knower (it's the one I didn't play)

spice needle
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It was rigged for me

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projected bottom

copper laurel
crude yew
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Came down to the wire @sour rapids gg man

spice needle
wind pier
crude yew
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It's joever

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Any momentum destroyed

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Thanks Wemby

spice needle
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same as you man

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Thanks Jokic you fat fuck

spice needle
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my linsanity run might be over

upper field
upper field
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Nevermind Lauri Markannen turnt tf up tonight

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That "big ass shotgun look like Lauri Markannen" bar was talking about his mid range jumper Sadge

spice needle
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bro

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I'm getting cooked

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my schedule compared to yours is shit

upper field
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We still pretty close tho

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And then Thursday gonna be my four guys (maybe five) vs Zach Lavine

upper field
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Boy that OKC defense is some bullshit.

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Derozan 4 for 12??? That collapse shit they running killing the mid range scorers

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Zach 4 for 10???

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8 made shots between the dedicated guns???

spice needle
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I'll get you next time.

upper field
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Had they played you'd be winning 5/4 minimum rn

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But we're still close

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This is damn near luck for me despairge

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@copper laurel gon head slide LeBron over here to me. Kuz

copper laurel
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🤔

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🙅‍♂️

upper field
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Gon head slide'em ma man Pepebusiness

spice needle
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@copper laurel guess sabonis injured

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that backfired real quick huh fam

upper field
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I looked over everybody injured ass roster lmfao

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I swear the better your record the more hurt you are

copper laurel
copper laurel
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🍪

upper field
upper field
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Mfw nobody grabbed D. Queen after his viral Jokic-esque show out (dropped 30 on Jokic pretending to be him) and now he's 8/8/4 on good percentages before the half POGGIES

spice needle
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@upper field this is closer than I thought it would be

upper field
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We neck and neck cause injuries

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My PG are all gone so no assist, Banchero's out, Oubre's been out

upper field
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This game will be decided by turnovers, assist, and 3pm

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I need two to win

copper laurel
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Gg @wind pier

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🤝

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Back to the losing column 🫠

wind pier
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ggs @copper laurel

upper field
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Gon head take this one bud, it's on me. @sour rapids

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Three stars and my secondary rebounder out. Two of my 3pt shooters still out. I'm cooked. Pepebusiness

copper laurel
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Ayton, VJ, Paolo, Sabonis, Kyrie, Allen

upper field
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Y'all really don't want Kon Knueppel? Kuz

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I got packages and everything PepeSadge

sour rapids
upper field
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2 outs 2 dtd vs 3 outs 3 dtd

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I'M MISSING KD AND PAOLO SADDIES

spice needle
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who the hell is my opponent dog

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so mad rn

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close week to 2 tie record 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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I'm OUT

upper field
sour rapids
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Kaleeb I did t realize you have jokic.

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How you losing dawg

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Jokic wins like 3 cats by hisself

spice needle
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Jokic singlehandedly won him that week

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Against me

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one man wrecking crew

upper field
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I've missed 9 active players on game days so far

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And my people I do have shot like shit Monday-Wednesday

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RIP to my no loss streak

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All my best stats are my worst

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Idek how that's possible

upper field
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Kon got me 22 threes that week and Franz + Queen put up Sengun numbers 06

sour rapids
upper field
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ROTY and a team star

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I don't do points no more cause it's not fun

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Builds are so much better for a stat follower

sour rapids
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Nah I need those sengun assists!

upper field
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Oh so you hate me

spice needle
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Exploring options for:
McDaniels
Smith Jr
Adebayo
Bridges

copper laurel
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He’s um interesting rn despairge

azure tundra
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Tatum's expected to play this szn right? or am I high

cedar kernel
azure tundra
cedar kernel
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He's in IR right

azure tundra
cedar kernel
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Same with dame

azure tundra
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Dang

azure tundra
cedar kernel
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Nah he’s already said before he’s not coming back this year

azure tundra
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Dang dame i understand tatum shocks me hali I kinda knew

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Ad and max christe for mobley good Fantasy trade?

spice needle
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who is even my opponent rn dawg

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are they even in this server

spice needle
azure tundra
spice needle
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@upper field beat bacon pls 😂😂😂😂😂

upper field
spice needle
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you'd be the lineal number 1 seed

upper field
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Yeah it sucks I couldn't clutch it last week to stay fr on top

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But I think if Kon finally hit threes this week and Jokic keep acting a fool I could maybe do it

upper field
upper field
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Jokic already went 2 for 12

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I lost

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6/4/4/1 at half tome, wallahi

upper field
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never doubting this man again a day in my life

sour rapids
upper field
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I used my last acquisition spot to get Steven Adams for rebounds and he was downgraded to out SADDIES

spice needle
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Zach Lavine random 40 ball I'm crying lmaoooo

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clutch

sour rapids
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flagg finna coming into his game

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17/6/3/2stocks

upper field
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Franz Wagner hurt. Paolo's finally back but he's post injury ass. Sadge

spice needle
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bro what the FUCK

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FUCK ME

upper field
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Bro did you just lose by TOs

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3 of'em

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Come on over to the losing section

copper laurel
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2 game winning streak 😤

spice needle
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now it's gonna be 2 game losing streak

copper laurel
spice needle
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I own you boy

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give father a hug

upper field
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beef

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Kev if you need a trade to compete with Jules hit my line I have fair and honest deals Kuz

sour rapids
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FUCK why am i playing bacon again already

upper field
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I swear hoopers see I'm playing against them and start doing outlandish shit they ain't ever did before in they life.

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Why the fuck is Kelel Ware having a 28pts 19reb game with FIVE THREES SHOOTING 73% FROM FG???

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Mf almost gave me a heart attack and came back on 3s

spice needle
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My team is gonna build a whole ass house with those bricks

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Holy shit my FG%

copper laurel
spice needle
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luck

upper field
spice needle
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last time it was 7-2

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got completely bamboozled by FG and FT %

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2 outs 4 dtd

sour rapids
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@wind pier GGWP really lost to a Matus Buzelis masterpiece game

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i hate the nba sometimes i swear to god

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150-152 in regulation is a crime against basketball

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some random goign off for 28 points and 7 threes.....i lost matchup by 1 point and 4 threes

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actually toxic

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i hate dfantasy categories lmfao

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can we play points only next year

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AHHHHHHH

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oh and luka is injured

upper field
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Whole weeks decided by .00%

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This shit grimy LMAO

upper field
sour rapids
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Idk man I’m leaning towards not playing anymore unless we do points or some shit league

upper field
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I got future Hornets star Kon Knueppel on standby but nobody want him smfh

upper field
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Miles Bridges and Bennedict Mathurin combined 3/20. My FG% for the week fucked on day one LMAO

copper laurel
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Thinking of getting collier

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I just feel like the sample size is good enough to see how awful mathurin is

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But who knows maybe I’m wrong and he will turn it around

upper field
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Mathurin is kinda like a guard version of Julius Randle when he was unrefined. You can see it's there but he obviously hasn't "figured it out" on the court. Kinda heartbreaking since this was supposed to be his year with the Pacers so injured and him fighting in and out of the starting spot last few years.

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I keep him in rotation every year cause I believe in him but he's tough

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Collier can't shoot but he can do most else so he's a good early buy. If he finds scoring he'll be a league regular few years from now

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Idk if he finds it this year tho

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Assist game crazy too so worth

copper laurel
upper field
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LMAOOO

copper laurel
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Now I can’t trade him for high pieces bc that sell high window is gone

upper field
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They calling me "won by one steal" man on account of the fact that I won by one steal. Kuz

upper field
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In a four day span I lost Kon, Bridges, and Jokic to injuries. On top of Franz already being out.

copper laurel
upper field
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I don't even got the IR spots for this bullshit

copper laurel
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Just trade Bridges to me

upper field
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What you got for'em

upper field
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My trading reputation is officially buried and gone. PepeSadge

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I couldn't even trade Jokic pre-injury. cryge

copper laurel
upper field
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Good News: I'm the LeBron of the Bron conference. Second longest winning streak. LeBronRoar

Bad News: I still feel my team is incomplete af and I'm just gonna lose to Bacon in the finals again. brondisappointed

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I've got to do something.

wind pier
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Bron conference

that reminds me, i should prob rename the other conference 🤔

sour rapids
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Luka and Reaves. fuck bron conf

upper field
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Need that AR-15 Conference stat ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

sour rapids
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This some BS

upper field
sour rapids
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I believe tho. I only lost to bacon with like 1 3pm and 2 stls or some shit

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We can do this!

upper field
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It feels like every year I'm leading my conference and second place is a gap. Meanwhile 1-5th place is always the other.

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Nekros has gotten the shortest stick EVER a few years in a row tho

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My gf is new

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And we had some auto drafts I think

upper field
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He got to 200pts on a fucking Monday

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And has 4 outs

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It's cause he played long game and got Kawhi and Embiid late draft

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So whenever they show out or catch rhythm it's like he has an extra 3 more stars than anyone else

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He only loses to injuries rn

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Every pick of his past 60 is performing stupid

wind pier
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He only loses to injuries rn

don’t we all

upper field
upper field
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Why the hell am I boxing the entire Eastern conference over the next month cryge

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I NEED TO KEEP MY 2ND PLACE pepeshriek

quartz iris
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Yoo

spice needle
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Smelled an upset

upper field
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Can't believe we even went back and forth till Saturday

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Why do we have 10:30am games idjdjdj

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They didn't tell me Mathurin was active till tip off I can't even add him

spice needle
upper field
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Me and Mal fighting for my Bye spot

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I still don't have Jokic back PepeSadge

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Wagner nursing his ankles after showing out in the euro games for his folks cryge

upper field
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THE LAKERS CURSE HAS BENEFITED ME SPECIFICALLY clownjoy

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HE'S BACK A WEEK EARLY TO HELP BRING ME BACK

upper field
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Nevermind bro you cooked my ass @sour rapids

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My only chance of being close was Franz/Jokic securing points/bounces/ast

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I went from a top 3 3pt team to average too PepeSadge

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Team is sick but inconsistent. One week I beat the entire league then the next I'm top 4 but 4

sour rapids
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Not really indicative of our matchup

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We will see in the playoffs

upper field
upper field
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We'll box in the offs PepeSadge

spice needle
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FAWK

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A TIE

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GOTTA BE KIDDING ME

upper field
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After the most embarrassing lost streak of my life

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I return to say

spice needle
upper field
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I'm Lakers In 6

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Actually nobody tied that I can see

spice needle
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Ah fuck

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I confused you to another user

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Better Call Lebron lost

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they were tied

spice needle
upper field
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Daaamn

wind pier
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<@&1427166595939045416> playoffs start this week 🫡

spice needle
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lol fuck me a tie to end the season

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I didn't do any better

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In fact I had a better season last year

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kms

crude yew
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Injuries screw my season once again

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and I have 3 fucking draws, how do you even do that

sour rapids
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Kaleeb in the Mickey Mouse division getting a bye is crazy

spice needle
spice needle
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🚬

spice needle
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I'm already fighting the final boss after finishing the tutorial bro what the fuck

upper field
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Tf they mean 83 points

wind pier
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YO WHAT

spice needle
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I'm genuinely still down bro

upper field
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Mfw I secure second place and continue my streak of drafting Jokic for 3yrs straight cause Bacon refuses to draft him first:

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(one day it's going to win me this league again)

upper field
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Nevermind we 3 to 6 sunday with no gaps

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I'm cooked

spice needle
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This is beyond embarrassing holy fucking SHIT

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I'm killing myself

upper field
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I feel your pain

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The only way I was winning was if I beat him before Sunday

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Been up all week but not by enough. Lead change and L incoming.

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Bacon is unstoppable tho.

crude yew
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LMFAO

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I BEAT KALEEB

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WHO SAID OUR LEAGUE IS MICKEY MOUSE AGAIN?

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@upper field How do you feel right now

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I don't even care if I lose to Bacon now even if it's a given already

upper field
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We're in the same league Kuz

crude yew
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Well

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Mickey mouse lower leagues then

upper field
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But mehh. Close ass game. 1-2pt diff. Gg

crude yew
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6-9-3 regular season but 4 wins in a row now

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I'm sure I'll get smashed by Bacon but that's fine

spice needle
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Mickey Mouse second place tbh

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I'm just coping

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at least I'll be either 3rd or 4th.

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last year I was 5th

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that's something BobRoss

upper field
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I haven't been 3rd/4th in a minute

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What a time

crude yew
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I am currently leading Bacon Eyes

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Not that it will last

upper field
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If you rob this title I'm canceling you. Kuz

crude yew
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Its actually not far apart but basically, I need Wemby to play

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1 last day to decide it

spice needle
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top 4 battles tight asf

upper field
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Holy shit I won by two points

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@spice needle

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Last one of the year

spice needle
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holy shit GG

upper field
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Guess I'm not getting Jokic 3yrs straight despairge

crude yew
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GG @wind pier you are ever the Galactic Empire

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I am grateful to the strong playoff run in the end, been a shit season

wind pier
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ggs @crude yew

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2026 final standings:

1 bacon 🥓 - @wind pier
2 Republic of Zeon - @crude yew
3 LAKERS IN 6 - @upper field
4 Jules Siobhan - @spice needle
5 Briefcase Ruso - @sour rapids
6 Better Call Lebron - @simple yacht
7 Only Franz - @slender pecan
8 🦉 - @copper laurel
9 It's Called A Fadeaway Jumper - @unreal ocean
10 P Giddey - @slender cypress

spice needle
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we should get new players next

slender pecan
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Good season guys

wind pier