#Fantasy BBall
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Tuff
I drafted second. This was not my responsibility. 
I’m interested
Fg isn't really my focus rn bcuz that category is merely inevitable
I focus on all around stats
It's like the term "whatever happens, happens."
Let's talk
Zach Lavine has been a shot chucker next to DeMar DeRozan's efficient middy game since the first year they played together on the bulls.
I made that mistake before too. He went from potential star in my eyes to "yeah he scores" years ago. 
When you can't fill your roster cause all your PGs hurt 
Ur making me seem like trading for Lavine isn’t the best move
I mean if he produces what stats you want him for go for it. I avoid him only cause a pick he'd go at could be spent on an all rounder vs scorer with minor perks
Do u want like a rebounder or smth

4ppl out
I need Bennedict "Banana Clip" Mathurin and Jaden "The Fear Of God Rests In My Heart" Ivey back.
I also need this Ja Morant trade to happen so Cedric Cowards usage and stats go up
Who do you offer

This the hard part man
Even Bacon going through it
Last year I was going through it with injuries too
I started out good
Literally the same as this season

Yeah I think it was Nekros who got the ultra rare bad draw last year or the year before
Team was a hospital sector
It'll pass tho
If you rounded enough you can survive the mud
My injuries this year are surprisingly a little amount of time compared to last year where my players missed like a month off
Lmaoo I got that
Jaden? 4 weeks. Mathurin? Week by week no timetable. Jordan got 10 days. Paolo got an unknown amount yet
I'm prolly not surviving our game next week
I'm only surviving rn cause of aura (he's not setting players)
Bruh 
Uhh maybe like PJ and someone else
I honestly don’t know how to make it fair for cats
PJ and Simons?
PJ would be ok but he's like dtd
and gyatt damn dude your roster is literally hospital

I don't need Lavine chucking my FG% anymore as it is, he's good on 3 pts
and I would need to drop Steven Adams after Bam comes back and that's minus my rebounding
PJ for Lavine?
God let me have a day tmrw
You're cooking me next week
I'm injured as hell rn so gg in advance
I'm pretty confident in my chance to win this year
I'm rattled with injuries too man I swear
4 OUT
And 1 DTD
5 out, 2 DTD 
Can't wait till my team is full power for the first time smh
Actually??
Came down to the wire @sour rapids gg man
considering
ggs!
Ggwp.
What my man do?!
Nevermind Lauri Markannen turnt tf up tonight
That "big ass shotgun look like Lauri Markannen" bar was talking about his mid range jumper 
Today you going up against the 7 strongest players on my squad lmao
We still pretty close tho
And then Thursday gonna be my four guys (maybe five) vs Zach Lavine
Boy that OKC defense is some bullshit.
Derozan 4 for 12??? That collapse shit they running killing the mid range scorers
Zach 4 for 10???
8 made shots between the dedicated guns???
I forgot to activate bam and brunson
I'll get you next time.
Nahh fam our stats have like zero gaps
Had they played you'd be winning 5/4 minimum rn
But we're still close
This is damn near luck for me 
@copper laurel gon head slide LeBron over here to me. 
I got this mint condition Kon Knueppel with your name on it.
Gon head slide'em ma man 
I looked over everybody injured ass roster lmfao
I swear the better your record the more hurt you are
Aw man 🫤
I’ll give u a cookie for him
🍪

Mfw nobody grabbed D. Queen after his viral Jokic-esque show out (dropped 30 on Jokic pretending to be him) and now he's 8/8/4 on good percentages before the half 
@upper field this is closer than I thought it would be
This exactly what I was saying
We neck and neck cause injuries
My PG are all gone so no assist, Banchero's out, Oubre's been out
ggs @copper laurel
Gon head take this one bud, it's on me. @sour rapids
Three stars and my secondary rebounder out. Two of my 3pt shooters still out. I'm cooked. 
That’s me on my pts league
Ayton, VJ, Paolo, Sabonis, Kyrie, Allen
dawg half my team is injured too


2 outs 2 dtd vs 3 outs 3 dtd
I'M MISSING KD AND PAOLO 
who the hell is my opponent dog
so mad rn
close week to 2 tie record 😭😭😭😭😭😭
I'm OUT
my gf lmao
Kaleeb I did t realize you have jokic.
How you losing dawg
Jokic wins like 3 cats by hisself

Lmao these are my worst stats since league started 😭
I've missed 9 active players on game days so far
And my people I do have shot like shit Monday-Wednesday
RIP to my no loss streak
All my best stats are my worst
Idek how that's possible
PFFFFFFFT
Kon got me 22 threes that week and Franz + Queen put up Sengun numbers 
Lowkey you would win in a points league. Jokic is even more busted there
I'll give you Banchero and Kon for Sengun 
ROTY and a team star
I don't do points no more cause it's not fun
Builds are so much better for a stat follower
Nah I need those sengun assists!
Exploring options for:
McDaniels
Smith Jr
Adebayo
Bridges
Glad I didn’t take LaVine
He’s um interesting rn 
Tatum's expected to play this szn right? or am I high
yeah he's probably coming back in january
Ight cuz hes in me and my dads fantasy team
He's in IR right
What abt hali
Dang
Thought since hali was shooting faders he might be back soon
Nah he’s already said before he’s not coming back this year
Dang dame i understand tatum shocks me hali I kinda knew
Ad and max christe for mobley good Fantasy trade?
pts league?
Stat's like blocks steals assists that stuff if thats what u mean
@upper field beat bacon pls 😂😂😂😂😂
He got more players in than me overall for the week but I'm trying 
you'd be the lineal number 1 seed
Yeah it sucks I couldn't clutch it last week to stay fr on top
But I think if Kon finally hit threes this week and Jokic keep acting a fool I could maybe do it
wdym u lost 7-2

losing 7 - 2 is not clutching it 
never doubting this man again a day in my life
big heat fans leaving early energy!
I used my last acquisition spot to get Steven Adams for rebounds and he was downgraded to out 
Franz Wagner hurt. Paolo's finally back but he's post injury ass. 
2 game winning streak 😤
now it's gonna be 2 game losing streak
R u threatening me

beef
Kev if you need a trade to compete with Jules hit my line I have fair and honest deals 
I swear hoopers see I'm playing against them and start doing outlandish shit they ain't ever did before in they life.
Why the fuck is Kelel Ware having a 28pts 19reb game with FIVE THREES SHOOTING 73% FROM FG???
Mf almost gave me a heart attack and came back on 3s
Should I give u a hug instead
luck

@wind pier GGWP really lost to a Matus Buzelis masterpiece game
i hate the nba sometimes i swear to god
150-152 in regulation is a crime against basketball
some random goign off for 28 points and 7 threes.....i lost matchup by 1 point and 4 threes
actually toxic
i hate dfantasy categories lmfao
can we play points only next year
AHHHHHHH
oh and luka is injured
This that shit I be talking about
Whole weeks decided by .00%
This shit grimy LMAO
Gone head send him ma way
Idk man I’m leaning towards not playing anymore unless we do points or some shit league
I got future Hornets star Kon Knueppel on standby but nobody want him smfh
Miles Bridges and Bennedict Mathurin combined 3/20. My FG% for the week fucked on day one LMAO
Mathurin has been awful recently, was thinking of dropping him on waivers on my H2H 10T league
Thinking of getting collier
I just feel like the sample size is good enough to see how awful mathurin is
But who knows maybe I’m wrong and he will turn it around
Nahh I wouldn't judge you for that.
Mathurin is kinda like a guard version of Julius Randle when he was unrefined. You can see it's there but he obviously hasn't "figured it out" on the court. Kinda heartbreaking since this was supposed to be his year with the Pacers so injured and him fighting in and out of the starting spot last few years.
I keep him in rotation every year cause I believe in him but he's tough
Collier can't shoot but he can do most else so he's a good early buy. If he finds scoring he'll be a league regular few years from now
Idk if he finds it this year tho
Assist game crazy too so worth
What if I told u I had both of them
LMAOOO
I’m so dumb for thinking Randle could sustain his workload
Now I can’t trade him for high pieces bc that sell high window is gone
They calling me "won by one steal" man on account of the fact that I won by one steal. 
In a four day span I lost Kon, Bridges, and Jokic to injuries. On top of Franz already being out.
Bridges and Jokic on the same day yikes
Just trade Bridges to me
My trading reputation is officially buried and gone. 
I couldn't even trade Jokic pre-injury. 
Maybe Tatum
Good News: I'm the LeBron of the Bron conference. Second longest winning streak. 
Bad News: I still feel my team is incomplete af and I'm just gonna lose to Bacon in the finals again. 
I've got to do something.
Bron conference
that reminds me, i should prob rename the other conference 🤔
Luka and Reaves. fuck bron conf
Yeah I noticed that a few weeks ago lol
Need that AR-15 Conference stat ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why you always in the Mickey Mouse conf every year. Meanwhile I gotta play bacon every year
This some BS
I was about to say the same thing 
I believe tho. I only lost to bacon with like 1 3pm and 2 stls or some shit
We can do this!
It feels like every year I'm leading my conference and second place is a gap. Meanwhile 1-5th place is always the other.
Nekros has gotten the shortest stick EVER a few years in a row tho
My gf is new
And we had some auto drafts I think
I be comparing my stats to top 5 every week and his ass winning in the finals against me at this rate. 
He got to 200pts on a fucking Monday
And has 4 outs
It's cause he played long game and got Kawhi and Embiid late draft
So whenever they show out or catch rhythm it's like he has an extra 3 more stars than anyone else
He only loses to injuries rn
Every pick of his past 60 is performing stupid
He only loses to injuries rn
don’t we all

Why the hell am I boxing the entire Eastern conference over the next month 
I NEED TO KEEP MY 2ND PLACE 
Yoo
Cooked by injuries and PPDs 
Can't believe we even went back and forth till Saturday
Why do we have 10:30am games idjdjdj
They didn't tell me Mathurin was active till tip off I can't even add him

Me and Mal fighting for my Bye spot
I still don't have Jokic back 
Wagner nursing his ankles after showing out in the euro games for his folks 
THE LAKERS CURSE HAS BENEFITED ME SPECIFICALLY 
HE'S BACK A WEEK EARLY TO HELP BRING ME BACK
Nevermind bro you cooked my ass @sour rapids
My only chance of being close was Franz/Jokic securing points/bounces/ast
I went from a top 3 3pt team to average too 
Team is sick but inconsistent. One week I beat the entire league then the next I'm top 4 but 4
I mean jokic was injured
Not really indicative of our matchup
We will see in the playoffs

I needed you to win
I won 6 and 3 lmao
I'm Lakers In 6
Actually nobody tied that I can see
4-4-1 before
Daaamn
<@&1427166595939045416> playoffs start this week 🫡
lol fuck me a tie to end the season
I didn't do any better
In fact I had a better season last year
kms
Injuries screw my season once again
and I have 3 fucking draws, how do you even do that
real division is ours

The basketball Gods gave you one of the most legendary performances of all time just to box @wind pier
Tf they mean 83 points
YO WHAT
I'm genuinely still down bro
Mfw I secure second place and continue my streak of drafting Jokic for 3yrs straight cause Bacon refuses to draft him first:
(one day it's going to win me this league again)

I feel your pain
The only way I was winning was if I beat him before Sunday
Been up all week but not by enough. Lead change and L incoming.
Bacon is unstoppable tho.
LMFAO
I BEAT KALEEB
WHO SAID OUR LEAGUE IS MICKEY MOUSE AGAIN?
@upper field How do you feel right now
I don't even care if I lose to Bacon now even if it's a given already
We're in the same league 
But mehh. Close ass game. 1-2pt diff. Gg
6-9-3 regular season but 4 wins in a row now
I'm sure I'll get smashed by Bacon but that's fine
Mickey Mouse second place tbh
I'm just coping

at least I'll be either 3rd or 4th.
last year I was 5th
that's something 
If you rob this title I'm canceling you. 
Its actually not far apart but basically, I need Wemby to play
1 last day to decide it
holy shit GG
Guess I'm not getting Jokic 3yrs straight 
GG @wind pier you are ever the Galactic Empire
I am grateful to the strong playoff run in the end, been a shit season
ggs @crude yew
2026 final standings:
1 bacon 🥓 - @wind pier
2 Republic of Zeon - @crude yew
3 LAKERS IN 6 - @upper field
4 Jules Siobhan - @spice needle
5 Briefcase Ruso - @sour rapids
6 Better Call Lebron - @simple yacht
7 Only Franz - @slender pecan
8 🦉 - @copper laurel
9 It's Called A Fadeaway Jumper - @unreal ocean
10 P Giddey - @slender cypress
thanks all for playing 🫡
5 below barely even tried
we should get new players next
Good season guys
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